Mate A x

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perplexing edish.

Love Island? No thanks. Epicurus for me.

>>84050201
You never watched RAVEN?

Absolute Unc Edish this.

>>84050189
How's this for beige, you little gremlin!?
*pins you down and shits a big beige turd down your throat*

You say Traitors I say Timaeus x

>>84050220
they've always got food, rarely do you see a skinny one. 95% of them are all morbidly obese.

Going to re-enact the Zutt scene tonight bumsesh style oh AYE.

Had a rather unsatisfying Chinese for dins. Salt and pepper chips, underwhelming, chow mein, uninspired, cashew and yellow bean sauce, pointless. Prawn crackers were alright though, dogberg also enjoyed them. Now watching some slopflix film with Jenny Aniston and Adam Sandler. It's not good but that's what's on TV.

For me? Fort Boyard

>>84050248
Bamzooki was better.

Been queuing up on the beach for those refugee bumseshes. Every fresh refugee gets a go on my well used cock. Oh aye. x

>>84050201
Excellent catberge this, edition could be confusing for those out of the general millennial age range I suppose. CBBC show, I was a bit too old for it I think.

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Stuck in a horrible loop of doing nothing every day for years on end, no interest in working because it's all shit jobs, never going to be an attractive man, never going to have a girlfriend, never will be able to travel etc.

>>84050248
Based, loved them little midget fellas

>>84050244
Pounded by dark men in the sweaty desert heat now that is a lush OH AYE x

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bitmap fonts are better because the pixels are either on or off, it's the most contrast you can get on a display.

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Come on you lads. Install GNU/Linux and have fun learning and hardening your system.

The film Zulu but it's just interracial Michael Caine bumseshes.

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luv picking up beers I've never heard of before

>>84050286
Sean loved beers

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ohhhh aye this was that other one.

for me it was Knightmare and Crystal Maze.

>>8405027
Linux Mint. It just works.

Just leave my dinner at the door you brainless oik slave. Don't fucking knock. I am reading Chaucer do not interrupt me.

the wanterbury wales is a great read tbf

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Imagine having to do age verification on GNU/Linux kek.

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Arctic Bumsesh with some big hairy white bears.

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For me it were Jungle Run but in retrospect it was just posh kids that got to be on it that were good at swimming and shit and the prizes were comically shite

>>84050286
Sean would enjoy that beer I reckon

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>>84050277
everyone says Carry On Cleo is the most filmic of the films, because they had sets and costumes left over from the Elizabeth Taylor film.

but if you ask me, Carry On Up the Khyber doesn't get enough credit for its production design.

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Poor little Helperlad.

I am a communist. I do not need work to have a purpose in life. I collect my "dole" (as the oiks call it), I listen (yes. on the radio) to BBC2 documentaries (I call them docos). I read Marxist-Leninist theory. I'm sorry this is hard for you to comprehend. That's why you're working in tesco. We can't all be theorists.

Balaclava on. Camera out. Film the foids and make them cry. haha.

>>84050334
Thought the whole point of communism is work? Sorry I'm not well educated.

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damn, there goes my last codeine.

the last opioid i have, even.

will have to prep for some unwomfiness later.

Just because he can't stop thinking about HHL and posting about him doesn't mean he's a sad little obsessive with 0 life of his own.

>>84050343
>Thought the whole point of communism is work?
SILENCE!

Just because he's got dozens and dozens of pictures of HHL and screenshots of his posts doesn't mean he's a grim obsessed mong with no mates.

watching the willy woore. fuckiing hell crackie gardens is finally not full of druggies. can't believe it lads. maybe there's some hope for this shithole country after all.

I wanna go audit before the government invents new laws to stop this freedom. Need to get out there. Can't keep being an observer. Doing me head in living like this.

>>84050363
>finally not full of druggies

don't want to disturb you lad, but we'll just go somewhere else.

possibly even behind you RIGHT NOW

>>84050383
Yeah to the grave. Enjoy it whilst it lasts lad.

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HAVE YOU DONE TODAYS WORDLE LAD I GOT IT IN TWO I'VE CHANGED THE RADIO STATION TO HEART ITS DEAD GOOD WHAT DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND I WATCHED NETFLIX

>>84050330
Me sparking out all the frens in britfeel

>>84050334
Seethemong trying a new troll tactic here, not landing for me I'm afraid

Imagine relying on vloggers to see if it's safe for you to leave your boxroom lmao.

>>84050389
Kek this one got me I think I work with this particular frog

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haven't watched this one. i am a squeamish/sensitive person. can stomach the Israel one (except the circumcision) but i struggled with the anorexia one. that's about my limit.

will picrel get me in the feels? just want an interesting documentary to watch, don't want my feelings sparked out by reality.

Only got 2 duty free amber leaf left, need another cheeky trip to France

>>84050396
I don't that as seething it's a funny observation that's gone over your head. We used to just make posts for fun where it wasn't all seething and mad trolling.

>>84050389
>HAVE YOU DONE TODAYS WORDLE

corr thanks for the reminder.

high quality supervisor material, that lad.

>>84050417
Nah lad it's aimed at a particular poster, he's tried it a couple of times lately. You might have missed the significance but this is an angry boxroom mong post.

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>>84050398
When he doesn't even live in Manchester province or any other province of England

>upstairs fighting again
>kicked her out with her stuff inside
>45 mins shouting out the windo
>she's called backup
>on wee fucking go m8 x9
something to do wi the game

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did not manage to get today's Wordle. REALLY close though!

>>84050286
Turkish beer that is, turkmong.

>>84050430
You should try Epicurus mate next time you're upset. Might be above your reading level though.

>go on holiday to region in conflict for the last century
>new conflict being threatened all year
>there's a conflict
>why can't I get home Government help :'((((((
No fucking sympathy

>>84050389
Just did today's Wordle, the word reminds me of a certain poster in here...

>>84050330
That's fucked up man, not right, was just minding his own fucking business

>>84050455
That post touched a nerve, didn't it lad.

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Back on that mining grind again

>>84050246
Same, well the other day at least, chicken curry was alriiiight I suppose, nothing amazing though, kinda oily. Chicken balls were decent if small, hard to fuck that up but I've had some diabolical ones in the past. Chow mein was chow mein, the chips were fucking ATROCIOUS. Even using the "sprinkly of water and whack them in the oven on high for a few minutes" couldn't save them, I had to drown them in a pot of curry sauce to make them edible. The actual GOOD chinese place near me doesn't do delivery though, or at least not on the apps.

>>84050248
>>84050251
STOP, that time is over, don't make me remember. Don't make me remember those halcyon days...

>>84050262
Go prison gay, find a cute clingy younger lad to dote on, he'll be obsessed with you and try desperately to make you happy.

>>84050509
Sean loved Chinese food

>>84050286
>luv picking up beers I've never heard of before
I ate guacamole/avocado for the first time in my life. Spread some on a chicken salad sandwich, I just had to know. It's alright I guess, hard to get over the texture of green snot but taste wise it's just kinda vaguely herby-ish.

On the topic of beers I tried a mixture recently. Birra Moretti, Peroni, Corona, San Miguel, I mean they were all decent beers and I didn't taste a huge difference from my usual Stella. The only beer I'll actively shit on as dogshit is Budweiser. Watery piss.

>>84050514
He also loved touching kids

>>84050483
120 me, sit.

>Jobcentre set me up with a video appointment
: (
>But I don't have to leave the house
: )
>The fucking website didn't work and they accused me of missing the appointment
: (
>They paid me anyway because it's February and payments go out earlier than they should
: )

>>84050539
Try avo in a burrito lad, those Mexicans know what to do with the snotty green stuff. It works with the spices and lime and whatnot

100 quid including delivery for a decent wooden garden chair.

Fuck me, man. Like sure it's worth the money, it's quality, gonna last decades probably. But 100 quid for a fucking chair...

>>84050550
Told them it isn't possible for me to do anything like that, the demons are inside the internet and will use my video feed to eat my soul.

>>84050466
Yes, it reminded me of myself when I was 14. The comedic/tragic aspect, the pathos you might say is the same juvenile drivel put forth by a probably 35 year old unemployed man. There is something funny about that. Most people would agree.

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>Raven edish x
Proposal for Raven Alternative edish
Do I have a seconder?

The problem with thinking you're the smartest wisest lad in every room is there's always some lad who's been there done it all before you. That's why you can pontificate all your theories but you hide and retreat when they're dismantled.

want chicken, cant get over how shit quality it is though in supermarkets so ill be passing

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i have now ran out of food.

mate A gave me 50 quid via PayPal (DWP doesn't need to know) so i could order something. any recs?

>>84050591
Obviously buy normal food to cook?

Every hour for a whole year.

>>84050605
Sounds like you have been reading his posts every hour or how would you know...?

>>84050587
Just use your eyes to find the good ones. Not that hard. You're being dramatic for the sake of it.

>>84050591
Mate A is so kind, I love her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AkRN9FZHhU
5 mins

Glad we've seen the mongboy.jpg poster out himself as actually very stupid recently. Not surprising really, if you're right at the bottom of the mental ability totem pole the only people you could see yourself above is those with legitimate disabilities. So he gets to laugh at down syndrome kids as beneath him and thinks that's big and clever. Really very nasty and shameful behaviour. Having a downloaded image of a down syndrome kid that you use to mock others would be seen as distasteful by even the shittiest elements of British society.
I propose a movement to shun mongboy poster for everyone's benefit and the social betterment of the thread.

Had chicken tendies for din dins now garn have a shower x

>>84050591
I could turn that 50 quid cash into 40 quid worth of xmr. Then we could confirm a certain level of womfort in the coming days perchance?

Pree the Baitness >>>>>>> All Star Pars >> It's Bait It's Bait

>>84050610
By using the archive like a normal person big lad. It is ok if you dont understand how the archive works we are all friends here x

>>84050550
What is the apt about? Should not be having them if you are signed off?

Got me some zapains , reckon toneyts gonna be a right buzz

Too nervous to ever record myself having sex because I'm worried I'll become aware that I make really gay sounds that I don't realise happening in the moment.

>>84050690
what are they? never heard of them.

>>84050691
I have some videos of me shagging an ex in 2009 when cameras on phones were shit. I enjoy watching my dick go into parts of her, wish it was higher resolution, but I do not enjoy hearing my voice. Shame I can't listen only to her moans and sweet nothings and remove mine from the files

>>84050673
>By using the archive like a normal person
Just to be clear, you believe normal people spend their time *checks notes* reading 4chan archives?

>>84050698
Codeine and paracetamol lid, wish I had some tbqh

>>84050721
Kek I have never cared enough about anything happening on 4chan to warrant me searching through an archive. Normal people don't do stuff like that. They go forward not backwards.

>>84050718
So what you're saying is you walk around with CP on your phone?

>>84050587
Morrisons usually has very decent cuts, Sainsburys and Asda are fucking 3rd world, dunno where the fuck they get their chicken.

>>84050721
The level of cope from you is absurd haha

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Pathetic mongboy spending every waking hour ITT

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>>84050764
hahahaahah

Being "normal" is gay as fuck.

Of course I check the archives, what else have I got going on in my life?

>no im not here every day like you. I catch up with each thread on the archive and deep dive into past historical threads like normal people do
Howling

marg bar amrika x

>>84050764
It's actually worse that that, considering it only goes back as far as April 2025.

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>>84050652
this is a tempting offer. do you have an email address you could leave?

>>84050785
311 days, 7464 hours, 7804 results found. That's more than a post an hour. What a life little lad has.

>talk about HHL until he gets banned
>talk about HHL until his ban expires
Not obsessed with him, though.

>>84050801
waaaa little mongys been exposed as a shut in with no life again

>>84050796
He rules your sad pathetic life thoughs x

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Anyone from LEICESTER?

Never even kissed a wet fanny me

>>84050808
Are you upset or something? kek.

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>>84050811
Brilliant name for a pub and it is a real shame wokies in 2026 don't see the lighter side of it.

>>84050811
Isn't that where cheese comes from

>>84050805
>exposed as a shut in
Can you explain the pitures and webms that you have saved of him not in his home? And can you offer any proof that you go out more than he does?

>>84050811
HMO coming on strong

>>84050748
Quite a huge amount of logical leaps here. It's not on my phone at all and the aforementioned ex and myself were both over 18 in that time period. You may have been a child in 2009, doesn't mean everyone else was you solipsist dick.

>>84050825
Bold assumption that, got any proof to back that up? Can't use the archives either according to your logic.

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>>84050789
I do but I would be foolish to post in such a public place. Maybe you should just go down the shops and get a bag of chips?

>>84050827
Wonder if it will be used to house the local native homeless population or abduls?

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>>84050828
Oh you were both over 18 were you. Convenient that.

>>84050843
Whoever's got the cash lad

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>>84050821
I do like their cheese. If you're going for a shitty supermarket own brand cheeese you're much better off going with red leicester than cheddar, sometimes also double gloucester. Cheddar has a vice grip on this country

>Fat
>Ugly
>Balding
>Glasses
>Ginger
And yet if I shave my body and put on a wig and girls clothes there's a line of men desperate to have me suck their cock or pump me full of cum within 30 minutes of opening Grindr.

>>84050863
>men will shag anything
You don't say

>>84050854
I reckon we should prioritise those who have contributed income tax and NI to the system for both private and social housing. No one should rent or own more than one home either, no good reason for it.

Schizo Africans milling about like skyrim NPCs fatigue

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>>84050845
It wasn't convenient at the time because I could no longer get child price train tickets. The gf and I lived a bit of a journey away and halving the price of travel would have really helped. As it stood I had to hurry up and get pass my driving test so I could drive to her house to shag her and film it legally. I did actually post some of her pics on 4chan back then, that was before the archive autists started nooticing everything

>>84050887
It should be lawful to just beat the shit out of people like this, you'd need to have good proof (record them like an auditor, maybe?) to back up why you've done it though.

Gangs of deanos going around just battering them, they'd brick it.

>>84050882
Wow, it's like I'm really living in 1962...

The only way you fix the housing market is WWIII destroying most cities and setting global geopolitics back 250 years.

Go on lads, be honest, we've all tasted it

>>84050900
Cum? Yeah...

At first it was gross. Then it became an acquired taste. Now every time for the last 10+ years I swallow my own loads...

Shall be getting my willy schlobbered in about ten minutes lads oh aye x

>>84050897
>Wow, it's like I'm really living in 1962...
Wym? I just don't like the idea that some oogabooga comes over here and gets housed before people who've lived here all their lives and contributed to the system, irrespective of colour or creed.

>>84050900
Yes, but only if it's type 3 on the bristol chart and has that kind of aroma like what petrol has that isn't nice but also makes you want to huff it.

>>84050913
How about we expand our minds a bit more to conceive of housing as something other than a government service that is apportioned as they please? I don't get why people think North Korea is a model for how to run a country. Boggles the mind.

>>84050909
Never was a fan of getting a blowie, probably stems back from my ex bird back a few years after i'd left school, she still had braces (of age, pervs) and you can imagine how that went down.

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>>84050929
Never had a blowie from a lass with braces. It looks quite sexy, ngl, but does it really make it feel bad? Aren't the braces on the front of the teeth? Not really an area that has much cock skin contact is it?

>>84050928
I get what you mean, however, I also do not think that people who've contributed should have to go without a house just because they don't have the coin.

>>84050904
I really don't like the fact you do this lad, it's very gay.

>>84050941
They have these rubber bands in lad, or at least she did. I honestly cannot remember it was 10 years ago now. Just think about some random bit of metal encroaching on your peepee, no thanks. Makes me wince just thinking about it.

>>84050942
>I also do not think that people who've contributed should have to go without a house
I have no sympathy for good little goys who willingly agree to be slaves despite all evidence to the contrary. As far as I'm concerned, wagies and nogs/wogs are on the same level.

>>84050942
Right but objectively speaking there's no better way to house people than let the market operate freely, build houses people want at prices they can afford. Our current system is full of malincentives which massively drive prices up and supply down which helps nobody. Even if you cut immigration to zero tomorrow the housing market would still be raped. Just let people build and buy and stop flooding the country with a million people a year.

Me? Never tasted cum and don't plan to.

>>84050952
Unfortunately for us bennymongs we need a large amount of wagies to subsidise us. Ngubus/Abduls/Mareks are here to replace us bennymongs, not the wagie. They'll eventually die out due to cramped housing meaning they won't have kids. It's not on.

At the train station. There was a full on coal black ooga booga, me, and a lad about my age wheeling an older lady about, maybe his gran. The groid asked him for a light which he gave him. So he did a favour for this groid. Who then started playing Jay Z with his phone turned right up. Standing next to this lad and his gran. Waiting on a train in the countryside with this absolute unit of a negroid blaring his rappity rap music off a phone he got from the government. And the lad with his gran too scared to even say anything. Probably scared he'll get done for offensive words. Pathetic people we are.

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>>84050838
i'm sort of on a few different things, dunno if i'd even make sense talking to someone.

there's only one takeaway near me it was a chippy now it's pizza. checking their menu now.

>>84050941
I think the real problem is the braces prevent them rolling their lips over their teeth, so you get a bit of a tooth scrapey BJ. Which probably isn't going to be painful, but it's not going to be very nice either. The pros roll their lips down over the teeth, but the option isn't available. It's a physics problem if you give it enough thought.

>>84050959
>Just let people build and buy and stop flooding the country with a million people a year

I agree with that 100% I just don't like the idea that some people struggle to be housed, I'd hate to be or know anyone struggling like that.

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>>84050483
Bosh, 6 to go.

>>84050548
I'll think about 120 when I've gotten base 99's :D

>>84050978
No system will ever be perfect, quite frankly the unhoused, such as they are, are in that position because they either do not want to be housed or cannot be housed. Think drug addicts, homeless schizos etc.

You will have unhoused people in a free market just as you have them in this centrally planned market. But the former is cheaper, nicer and easier to enter and use than the latter.

What happenend to HHL today? Did he get banned again?

>>84050969
He's just done a county lines drop lad

>>84051000
You do make a great point lid, appreciate you taking the time to talk about it as well :)

>>84050974
Understand very well lid, I've been in a similar situation myself where I've thought "oh I've got a nice evening to myself I'll get on some things and then maybe wander down the kebab shop" but in reality once I'm on the things I don't want to talk to the people, so I just eat stuff from the freezer instead. Many such cases.

>>84050969
The real question is why you didn't stand up for your fellow man?

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Wow, love it lads, sounds fucking LUSH

>>84051001
Can you stop trying to derail the thread please and thank you x

>>84051023
What does this mean for us mongs who live in a purely electric home?

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a lot of the space age social housing that replaced the old slums worked pretty well from the 1940s to the 1980s. working-class families with decent homes at fair, affordable rates, often for the first time ever.

makes you wonder what happened in 1980. it's truly a mystery.

>>84050820
We've got the BLVCK BVLL around my parts. Odd name for a pub.

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>>84051040
Don't try searching that on twitter x

>>84051033
Women entering the work force, religion dying so native people don't want big families and communities anymore, millions of fake refugees and immigrants flooding into the country who do have huge families.

Thread full of sex having normans it's absolutely disgusting

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>>84051074
exactly lad, it was the Housing Act 1980. you got it in one.

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Decentarse digestive nappington this was X

Phwoar

Water bills fucking massive increase because the CEOs took all the bonus money and didn't fix any problems but starmer has told them they have to fix the problems but you can't make these backhand Tory deal cunts give the money back so they raise the prices for everyone to do the work they should have started ten years ago. Giant telecoms mergers changing your contracts with their "lol so wacky" branding and friendly marketing that is all big red garbage to say you'll be paying more than could ever be considered reasonable. Now we've got the kiddiefiddler grifter zog front man starting another war in the mid east because it's been too long since we've had one so let's get everything nice and expensive there.

Thing is logically I understand we need a one world government so that the earth's resources can be correctly portioned about but I just fucking wish I didn't have to live in the dissolution period where billions must die and the warring factions, STILL USING FUCKING RELIGION AS A LYNCHPIN, are playing their games. There has to be a tyrant at the top, but they're all pushing the boot too far down. They haven't let up we're just getting more and more and more squashed and having things taken away from us and then being told we've got constant horror dopamine injectors and slop pumped at us a billion miles an hour and we should find this as a replacement for community.

all I want is the luxury space communism of star trek but we're so fucked up on killing each other and the rich (((lizard people))) won't stop sacrificing the rest of us for their stupid games.

Why SHOULDN'T I do more drugs and just go out before it gets worse. I feel so bad for my niece and sisters future child whatever it may be. What is this place turning into?

>>84051116
Not him but I was going to say right to buy

god bless giana

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>>84051121
i am happy someone else has an 'alternative sleeping schedule'

In my area there are some estates that have been completely bought out, all ex-council. There are still some council but relatively few. Some streets will be mixed, my sister's street has 1 that's been purchased the rest are still council, it's mad her council rent is about 350 while the private rent one is going for nearly 1000

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>>84051138
>giana
the brothers are HISTORY

>>84050632
Not only that, but that picture comes from a wikipedia article about Aktion T4, so that boy was almost definitely euthanised by the nazis.

>>84051158
Problem is council estates are full of insane violent druggies. Most NEETs are not timid britfeel lads, most druggies are not mild mannered professionals who use the dark web. They are actually not good to live around.

Some women just have an arse you want to bury your face in.

Just got out the showerington x

>>84051116
>Housing Act 1980
Love rMaggie

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Looks like (((they))) are losing WW3

Proper kino this

>x.com/TheBritLad/status/2028422696682373275

Niggies already posting AI fakes on twatter for updoots lol

At the 10 second mark one can see two merged cars passing by

fake link it doesn't work virus or spyware

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>>84051205
Especially 40 year old women x

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>>84051274
Clocked it right away

William won't be so fucking smug when he's dying for Israel

>>84051199
Fuck me that is bleak. I thought he was just a nasty stupid loser but I didn't realise it was that bad.

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Lil donnie will throw his toys out the pram soon I reckon

>>84051199
>that boy was almost definitely euthanised by the nazis
Based

>>84051296
be careful lad. i'm always telling yous, these links could be malware or worse.

earlier i was on YouTube and it had hidden JavaScript to redirect me to a different page.

be careful especially with dodgy URLs, 'x.com' sounds fake, stick to sites you trust.

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>>84051205
This but soles

>SSM gone
>HHL gone
>the world is at war

Really is the end of an era x

Noticed many of the lowest iq britfeel posters have a foot fetish

>>84051392
Always is with these types :/

>>84051360
Footsies are grim.

Noticed many of the highest iq britfeel posters have a fetish for black women

>>84051402
Protesting too much. In denial? Women get pedicures for a reason.

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>>84051390
Weird that you concern yourself with him tbqh. Obsessive, even.

Reckon ssm will come back for his birthday?

Had a shag dream about charlie dimmock last night. Hope it happens again.

>>84051416
Misty Stone for me lid corrrrr she is LUSH and I mean LUSH x

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>Persian aryans just announced they've closed the Strait of Hormuz

Ruh roh innit

>>84051425
Nah I don't think he will ever come back to be honest. Got bullied away didn't he. I am also pretty sure there is another Marie video waiting for him IF he returns, or so I have read.

>>84051392
What they have in common is they are all high T heteros. You'll find homosexuals in denial will post about arses, bums, rectums more than anything. The behind, the anus.

Nice anus love.

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The (((bad guys))) won WW2 back in 1945, did they not

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cor just discovered a Chinese takeaway three streets away from me. if there wasn't a giant waste processing factory in the way, it'd be a 5-min walk.
but they're cheap and get good reviews, might pay the 2 quid and get it delivered.

what's good from the Chinese, /britfeel/? i don't really like seafood or how they do rice/noodle dishes, but i'm thinking maybe BBQ ribs or chicken satay skewers, with some chips and then ice cream.

Look at this old muppet. Anyone that shouts "Off" loses all respect from me. Fucking jobsworths. It's only against the law if you record INSIDE the court building.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqyT7ppSI2c

You are gay lad. You lust after men but you're too proud to admit it. So you force yourself to look at women. Wait, trannies are women too, right? One thing leads to the next. The bumsesh. You are gay. Everyone knows it, your mum knows you are gay, she expects no grandchildren.

(((They)))'re probably going to pull another USS Liberty tier false flag on an US aircraft carrier next up, won't (((they)))

Put your fucking SIA badge on display you muppet security. I fucking hate these jobsworths so much. Think they're so powerful.

brit/pol/ for politics, please x

>>84051483
Can't lad they will see my Turkish flag x

>>84051486
understandable why you'd come here then where it actually is anonymous x

Oh my DAYS that was a hearty bumsesh. Had my cheeks clapped and my ringpiece stretched to completion oh aye. Any size willy I will never ever back down. Sat on a REAL Mandingo tonight CORRRR had tears running down me face like i was cutting up onions. Was whipping his dick on my back like I was cattle OH AYE.
Ramadan Rumpaslam coming on so fucking strong OOOPH my arse going to be a bit sore in the morning

>>84051460
Got satay chicken from a Chinese once and it was lush, granted I was high on marijuana cigarettes

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Oh wow, the chineez get half of their oil thru Hormuz

They're probably going to intervene, then the jews will have their WW3

>>84051460
some real s tier frogslop there, phwoar

>>84051460
Wouldn't even feed that to my Apu.

>>84051486
No one is Turkish here. I don't even like Turkish people.

>>84051469
Is there anything else you want to tell us about yourself lad?

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I want to improve my life and stop spending all day on the internet. I think it's too late now at the old age of 36. I hate this sad feeling always in me daily.

>>84051565
>I hate this sad feeling always in me daily.
You need to improve your English skills Turkmong

You know what they say, life starts at 37 x

>>84051572
I'm British lad. Just not got the best writing skills.

>>84051573
It can only start if I knew what I wanted to do.

Life is pointless if you don't have your penis in a vagina every waking moment of the day

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Bit late to improve your life at 36 matey. The most you can do is hit the gym after work maybe. Then you can sign up on the dating apps for a single parent woman who fucked Chad in her 20s and got stuck with a kid x

>hotel in dubai gets a rocket strike
>my line manager is on holiday with her bf in dubai

bit mad, imagine if my line manager gets hit with a drone, do I get extra days off? really though I hope she doesn't because her replacement would potentially be awful and she leaves me alone

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>>84051595
I want a cute, introverted lass in her 20s. I wish it were possible. I'd be a better person.

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writing my novel about the future.

there are robots that do everything, and the people are happy that this is the case.

>>84051615
why don't you want a woman your own age?
(just out of interest we all have our things)

>>84051627
Can you imagine the state of a 36 year old woman, 4 ugly kids to 6 different dads and a body count of over 9000

>>84051618
Would only make sense if the people were also robots. Normal humans want to do things and be part of things beyond selfish comforts.

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Paperwork o'clock mefinks X

>>84051615
>I want a cute, introverted lass in her 20s.
Arent zoomers really funny about age gaps now? Getting a 20 year old gf when you're 36 sounds like you'll probably get labelled as a pedo.

The room is the same as it was four hours ago, and four days ago, and four months ago. The only difference is the silence. It's heavy, like it's physical, a thick layer of dust settling over everything I own.

I keep my hand on the mouse, the cursor hovering over the search tab on Youtube; the words SeasideMARK written there... I know what happens if I click it. I've clicked it a hundred times today. It's just a few videos from the trolls remaining, half of the entries there aren't even remotely Seaside related. No sign of Seaside. I shudder.

Mark wasn't just a guy on Youtube to me. People say, 'He didn't even know you existed.' But he did. He knew my name, he'd given me a spanner. He'd see my name in the chat and say, 'Anon! Welcome back, man. How's the weather where you are?' and for ten seconds, the knot in my chest would loosen.

I find myself staring at what remains of his old videos. I'll play an old stream from 2023, something mundane. He's having a cheeky rave down the lane. He looks so healthy. So happy. So Permanent.

I find myself waiting for him to look at the camera and say something new, something that proves he's still here. But the video always ends. The slider hits the right side of the bar, and the screen goes black.

He was like a father figure to me. I found his videos warming and life affirming. He teach me so much and made me a better person, made me volunteer, made me kinder. 2026 has left me in one of the darkest places. I don't think my psyche will recover. I'm out of tears now. I'm out of everything. I'm struggling to live without him. Just want an end to this nightmare.

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spent so long looking at these different takeaway options that some of them have closed

not even sure if i want food, maybe i just want to sleep. expecting a special parcel tomorrow, just want to time travel ahead to that.

cba with the fact that there are 18 year olds on here who weren't even born when fallout 3 was out, like just fuck off.

You have offended me I am offended. This is a section 4.

>>84051832
I get irrationally angry when I stumble across youtube videos made by zoomers talking about 90's/00's culture or lecturing the viewer about philosophical concepts like stoicism. Makes me wanna punch their heads off their shoulders, I was never so up my own arse at that age.

Section 5 I mean. Public order act. I'm upset.

You shall not upset me.

>>84050861
I'm a red leicester disciple, oh aye x

What're those things you get from the chinese, they're like popcorn chicken from KFC but crispy and cruncy and not chicken? The guy gave them to me for free once because I always order 40+ quids worth of food and get the same shit every single time because I'm a boring fuck.

>Get on the bus
>Sit behind this old lady in her 60's or 70's
>She's one of the hot ones, skinny, smells nice, dresses nice
>Notice how soft her ears look
>The little hairs on the back of her neck
>Fall into a hypnotic trance basking in her presence, daydreaming about kissing her neck and hugging her
S-Sorry for yearning for your granny, anon...

>>84050845
Anyone else sexually attracted to this glasses disguise in a weird way?

>>84051881
70 year olds aren't hot lol. Freak.

>>84051869
i'd say battered chicken balls, but then you threw me for a loop. same if you're thinking of won tons.

some type of dumpling, maybe? i would also like to know what these are.

>>84051891
i'm shagging a 63 year old next week.
She's lovely.

>>84051851
some cunt has made a video vlog series called ''uncslop'' where he does that about games like the first halflife and fallout. Uncslop, cheeky cunt.

>>84051891
When you haven't felt the touch of a woman in 30 years, 70 year olds who take care of themselves make your heart go doki doki...also I spent every summer with my grandmother growing up and she's the only woman I've ever felt positive feelings towards.

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>>84051882
>this glasses disguise

do you call picrel 'the save icon'?

>>84051910
HAHAAHHAHAHA, I saw those, they're fairly good for zoomerslop but he CONSTANTLY blurts out shit that makes you wanna murder him. His Mass Effect video was just fucking insane, it was almost calculated ragebait.

>>84051913
You liked your gran therefore you lust over geriatric women on the bus? Alrighty.

>>84051902
I think it's won tons actually yeah. It must be. Thanks.

Gransesh x

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>>84051918
>the uncslop rating is based on how well zoomers could get into the game, fallout 1 I would rate at 60% uncslop

>>84051921
You have no idea the loneliness I've endured. It's given me such an appreciation for genuine human connection, regardless of looks or age or gender.

>>84051921
no him i wouldnt fuck my gran, that's weird, I'd fuck her mates though.
Are you gay?

>>84051909
Didn't say they can't be nice as people. Im confused like the other lad thinks liking his gran logically connects to this as well. We all liked our gran. But if you're actively attracted to old elderly women you have low T/mental illness.

/britfeel/ more like /uncfeel/

>>84051939
I prefer women who aren't a few decades into menopause. Guess that makes me gay. LMAO

>>84051944
>But if you're actively attracted to old elderly women you have low T/mental illness.
I like younger girls IN THEORY, in practice they can't go 30 seconds without blurting out some absolutely horrific and disgusting opinion/statement/experience that makes my dick shrivel up. Modern women are repulsive demons.

Gran bumsesh x

>>84051958
Sounds like a you problem lad. I'm not into women for their opinions, lol.

Hi lads x Hope you're all standing behind Israel in whatever they're doing right now

>>84051627
Yes, like this guy says >>84051639. Women are a red flag if they are not in a committed relationship in their 30s. Most of the dating market for 30+ will be one or more of these:

>obese
>multiple sprogs from different fathers
>mental issues
>drug/alcohol abuse
>very disabled

Not to mention many will be infertile by 40. It's truly over if you haven't found love early on in life as a man.

>>84051954
just admit you want 'pre-menstrual' females. nice try deflecting with homosexuality, but we all know what you were right from >>84051891

>>84051652
Depends really on your social status. Tobey Maguire is like 50 and dating a 20yo model. She wasn't even alive when Spider-Man 2 was in cinemas.

>>84051497
HUGE fan of this gimmick, hafta say. very well written every time.

>>84051963
i am of the opinion they are a bunch of bumbaclatts

>>84051954
But you'll fuck a women who basically infertile because you'd be wearing a condom??
So it's not about fertility, so it's for fun and you don't think you'd enjoy fucking older women because they are physically different is that it?
So you're saying you want to fuck some fit body, well, I have news for you, granny puss is HUNGRY and as long as they are active the rest of them feels just fine.
I think you are scared of older women in case you cant get it up and she calls you a fag, i mean you're half way there already aren't you, turning them down.

There's 21 year olds alive today who weren't even born in 2005.

>>84051939
>I'd fuck her mates though.
You want to fuck your grannys old lady wrinkly mates? Lad what?

>>84051988
I just don't see elderly women as sexual. Sorry? I respect them as old ladies. That's about it.

You know like an old lady you walk across the road. You don't try and pull her.

Honestly fed up of my life. Might just dd the drives and give up.

4chan uncs drooling over old biddies with arthritis lol. Wtf

Garn Israel

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dohoho, looks like /britfeel/ has entered the /cheeky/ hours!

Giddy Biddy Bumsesh
Wrinkly old minge
On my willy.
OH AYE
Picking up fit geriatrics from the bus stop, the community centre, the bingo hall.

feeling despair over my shit pointless life

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I've been banned from /int/ for /pol/-posting so I'll be hanging with you lads for the next few days if that's alright?

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>>84052057
We'll be inducing you into the Bumsesh life.

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Saved a nice rose the other day.

>>84052057
>/pol/-posting
Just don't do that here and you'll be fine.

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>>84052068
Thank you de lad. I'll be a dutiful /britfeel/ poster.

Ruthmong thinks England has provinces lol

So poleaboo is a paki-supremacist slumlord now?

Is he still a tranny?

Just finished off in the Columbian room, feeling fresh x

>>84052043
blads brother knows the score
oh fucking aye x

>>84052092
Kek thats a good one lickle lid x

>>84052087
That was some shit stirring mong.

>>84052070
The looks like a child desu

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-lady-at-the-bus-stop

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Can't get over how beautiful this babe is.

Reminder that creepy new I pet goat 2 video which predicted the February 28 attack on Iran said something huge happens on March 3rd which changes the world forever.

https://youtu.be/XIRoACdsX3Y?si=wsTEkYjyWzKHHXYR

>>84052121
Nah she looks around 20. Get your head checked.

Not gonna lie. I get a little sad and lonely watching these asmr videos.

>>84052121
You know he's the type to have that too

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>>84052151
you'll always have someone here for you on britfeel

>>84052155
What makes you think that? They're not toddlers.

Unc pedo

>>84052177
It doesn't help. I want a real lass to love.

Night night de laddingtons
God bless you all
Peace on earth to all the cool lads

evens i make a sausage sandwich odds i dont

Back from the shops. Had a good perv. Two zapain and a Crabbies knocked me right out.

>>84052214
>zapain and a Crabbie
what are thoes?

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>>84052220
Terms for a sex act. Crabbies are where you put your head between your legs, hold onto your knees and 'crab walk' backwards onto a mans erect member.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking females that can consent to sex.

>>84052228
>Terms for a sex act. Crabbies are where you put your head between your legs, hold onto your knees and 'crab walk' backwards onto a mans erect member.
oh dear

My dad died from a bumsesh. It's not a fucking meme for a spotty virgin to laugh about like it's a joke. Fuck you.

Mammy am just 36 yrs old am ready to start my life

hopefully 4chan gets banned from britain and you get arrested for having a single anime incest picture in your hard drive

>>84052257
shut up you foreign shit stain
>>>/r9k/

so what will you do when ww3 breaks out? im off to ireland i'll swim if i have to. fuck dying for israel in some sandy hell hole somewhere

Getting my bennies this fucking year or I will go fucking crazy. When single slag mums get bennies, browns and druggies...I think I deserve my bennies too. Fuck slaving.

>>84052261
Not eligible in Turkey

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>>84052257
That wouldn't happen because my browser is memory only lad. I don't save anything like that.

>>84052276
I am not planning to move to Turkey. I will get my bennies as a white man living in England thank you very much.