Does anybody have anything they wanna share?
@r anon
@rlg
@Brosis
@Ass-Masseur
@confession anon
@OP-M
@errands anon
@auntfem
@Throatmom-anon
@Gothmom anon
@Improve anon
@punic anon
@D-cup anon
@Silver Fox anon
@Cuzcbro
@Dexter
@Hapa-chan
@Abusemom anon
@Mine anon
@Felix
@Enon
@Neet-chan
@Boobs guy
@Escobar
@Plankfem
@Catfish anon
@Nomi
@Uncle anon
@Jocasta
@Link
@Blackanon
@Convention Bro
@Winemom anon
@kels
@Waterpark anon
@Poetbro
@Autismom
@Imoutanon
@MomGF anon
@Any new peopIe

>>84047351
I love towel moms, I remember when I had to share mine with her at a spa we were at together.

Can we not have any more of the cringey schizo shit this thread?

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>>84047391
It's inevitable. I'll just leave when people start shitting it up, if I want to talk about moms I'll just make a new thread for it.

>>84047412
Make that thread anon

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>>84047412
What moms and mom related things do you want to talk about?

>>84044843
>It's around 20 weeks usually. Should be this month for me.
Very soon then, all being well. Can they tell the genders that early?
>>So you are Eeyore...
>It's fitting as a lifelong sad lady. I guess oog isn't that far from Pooh, for my brother...
Would that make your daughter Piglet or do you think one of the other farthing wood characters fit better?

>>84047351
CHADSON doesn't even need to wish, it just happens for him.

>>84047351
i am not into momcest BUT HOLY SHIT that looks good

>>84047358
What was this guy's story?
>Silver Fox anon
is it deep in the archives?

>>84048449
TLDR please and kiss

What makes chadson chadson?

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>>84047351
My momcest fetish is so bad that I get turned when I learn the hot babes are mom's especially single moms

It's happened twice when I was at the strip club that I learned a stripper is a single mom with sons and let them milk my money at the VIP. Once with thick slim thick Puerto Rican with a wasp waist and phat ass, seeing her stick her tongue out and beg for my cum was one of the hottest experiences in my life. Another time I had this hot blonde alt girl with massive tits give me a titjob and I loved how she did like a pro, so casually like she's done it a hundred times.

I busted my nut imagining what it would be like to be these hot stripper's sons. Anyone here have a similar thing? See a mom so hot you imagine life as her son or just get turned on?

Honestly, the Momcest thing makes sense on a subconscious level.

It's one of the only non-hypergamous expressions of feminity. It's a callback to a purer existence where no game was in session. This is a very gamey illusion. A lot of gameplay mechanics. Extrinsics.

I get it now. I understand.

There, I faced my shadow in public. I understand and I integrate it.

I don't misinterpret this urge anymore. I know where this all comes from.

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>>84049744
I've done some Jungian 'active imagination' visualizing an 'ultimate woman' with my mother's loving sweet personality and the thick voluptuous big tits big ass built for sex bodies I am obsessed with. An integration of the madonna and the whore. A woman with pure devoting sacrificial love with a willingness to submit to the basest primal sexual degeneracies.

>>84049516
He looks and acts like a standard Chad, but is also mommy's favorite son and gets certain privilages that Betason doesn't.

>>84047351
Last Week's Updates

Brosis
>>83994617

Poetbro
>>83997181

Gothmom anon
>>83999356

Dice anon
>>84012645

Autismom
>>84024302

Unnamed aunt anon
>>84031867

H-c
>>84038352

>>84050528
Hopefully that aunt shows back up

>>84050528
>Unnamed aunt anon
There's a bit more here.
/b/thread/946400106/#946417514

>>84049917
I feel like there's better ways to deal with a madonna/whore complex. That goes out to everyone in this thread. I came in looking for hags and milfs but you guys outfreak me, I have to concede.

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My dad's dying from cancer which has been hard on me and my whole family. I really wish he pulls through and everything, but if he passes I wonder if I'm next in line with my mom. She said before she wont marry again, still ogles at me when I when tight shorts, puts her hand on my ass, offered me to sleep in her bed with her as my dad was in the hospital, etc...

From an outsider perspective it's fucked up but I don't know what I'd do if she tried to have sex with me

>>84051024
>offered me to sleep in her bed with her as my dad was in the hospital
Do it.

>>84051024
ages?

>>84051046
It was only on the day he was diagnosed with cancer but idk

>>84051064
I'm in my mid 20s, she's in her 50s

>>84051024
>wonder if I'm next in line with my mom
You gotta take responsibility, sonanon.

>>84051096
He's going to need to really man up, things will get very stressful

>>84051150
>He's going to need to really man up, things will get very stressful

What do you mean by this

>>84051273
If your dad dies there is just a shit load of soul crushing admin that has to be done.
I get the momcest thread evokes certain thoughts but nothing really prepares you for the death of a loved one.
It makes people do strange things.
Look into what you need to do now, what accounts you need to close, what paperwork you need to submit, who you need to tell.
Also you need to look for affordable funeral options, families in distress get absolutely reemed.

Stress relieving with mommy

>>84051350
Oh okay I thought you meant "he needs to get a job and work out since he'll be the surrogate husband now" which I do both of those things already. But you're absolutely right, that shit's all going to suck and I'll have to help my mom with that if it happens. I expect we'll have to hire an attorney to make the process go by easy. I might move back in to support her

>nothing really prepares you for the death of a loved one. It makes people do strange things

Again it's fucked to think of momcest thoughts or premonitions when you're dad's dying but I truly wonder what's going to happen with her, since she acted really weird and grabby even in front of my dad. She always compared me to him like saying I have a way nicer butt than him

>>84051436
When the time comes, give mommy a hug and tell you will take care of *all* her needs.

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>>84051450
Then she'll do this to me which will make me confused

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>>84051024
Be your mom's new husband anon, you probably look like him while you're in the prime of your life. Imagine raw fucking her like in the cartoon you just posted

>>84050528
>Unnamed aunt anon
>>84050761
Dude, she literally admitted to being a pedophile

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Too bad this sub doesn't allow mp4s with sound, I got a lot of hot momcest stuff I could share

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When is the "smack mom's ass and post results" tiktok trend gonna come back?

>>84051024
no she is sad that her husband is dying and is looking comfort in her son. Don't make it weird please

Free use mommy ! >>>/gif/30323357

>>84052150
I'm not going to try anything, I'm just wondering since signs point to what I'm talking about

>>84052150
Fuck off ESLtard.

>>84052224
The grieving period should be an excellent opportunity to bond more. Maybe sleep in her bed too.

>>84052240
I would do it if he dies, but I'm just wondering if she would make it weird at a certain point

>>84052271
It depends anon, if you're gonna be constantly around her, helping out, being affectionate and just acting like the man of the house, she might start getting ideas y'know.
Do you find her attractive?

>>84052289
Yeah I'll do whatever I can to help since it's a huge legal hassle as someone already pointed out. If we're doing normal things together I don't find her attractive, but once she tries some weird shit like grab my ass I can't help but get hard

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>>84052271
Please fill out this chart

>>84047616
Yes, the second ultrasound is usually 18-22 weeks in and you can see the gender on it unless they're in a weird position or something.
Piglet seems like a good fit. Little and curious in a big scary world. I'm not very familiar with most of the characters though. Maybe the little kangaroo baby would work too.

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I remember being like 10 and getting a big erection while my mom showered me and i got very embarrassed and didn't know what to do. So I told her that i cant get it down being confused. She got angry towards me and told me to shut up. I got angry back and just told her to leave and let me shower alone. I have no attractions to her i just wanted to post this

>>84052362
your mom is a bitch

>>84052362
Wtf. you were ten in this larp. Extremely weird

>>84052713
whats weird about it

>>84050761
damn, how do I check that link to work, I might be retarded

>>84052762
Why is your mom showering you when you were ten? Are you mentally handicapped?

>>84047616
>Can they tell the genders that early?
you can tell the sex at like 11 weeks with a blood test, which also is done to test for chromosomal abnormalities
calling LARP on brosis

>>84052791
i was maybe 8 or 9 i dont remember but i am completely normal

>>84052796
You can tell them if you want to know the baby's gender with the NIPT. I told them no, because I don't want to know the genders that early in case they don't make it. By the time of the second ultrasound, things are generally safe. Better to not get too attached that early when you have a history of fertility problems.

>>84052807
>but i am completely normal
Just stop. Jesus christ

>>84050528
>Unnamed aunt anon
what's the story?

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>>84052856
but i am. I have had a girlfriend and i am studying to become an audiologist in university. You seem very mad lol

>>84052880
>You seem very mad lol
Nice deflection