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hi
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>>153626442
arteta has been mandhandling spurs and chelshit in the past 5 years
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>>153627836
WWWDWWWWW
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gay gooners
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>>153627953
IVAN TUDOR IS A SILVER MEMBER
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>>153627836
based off form, arsenal's next 4 games are more winnable than city's
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Gyok goal kino
Poast webm
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>>153627836
Hello spaghetti
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Called it
Gyokeres I said top 10 goal scoring after brace
Watched game until gyokeres golazo then knew it was over I went to the supermarket for a radler and marshmallows will explain all later
God bless, my child's
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>>153627836
the supercomputer says city will win the league by 2 points
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>>153627866
How many trophies do you et for that?
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Oh no the celebration police are after us again!

Anyway.
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>>153629011
>can't celebrate a goal
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I’m not being funny but taking eze off was fucking criminal
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>>153629011
Not sure why this didn't apply to Poop yesterday
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>>153628646
What did I tell you all two months ago. Gyokeres, top 10 striker after a brace. And he's just getting started.
All soccer media is retarded calling this guy a flop, and you idiots all fell for it
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>>153629011
Jesus Christ how fucking miserable are these people? We're fucking insanely miserable here at /arse/ but even we don't do this shit.
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Don't forget to give the faggots in /epl/ a hard time
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Thought they'd sit back and defend like bitches again. But they actually put them to the sword and kept pressure. Who would have known keeping scoring threats in the game would actually help you win. Tottenshart stayed defensive, didn't commit to counters. Arsenal didn't get involved in scrappy midfield battles. The more direct style really shone through today.
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The ode to gyokores goal that we should've seen way more this season, funny how we destroy teams when we are positive and play one touch quick footy, those brentford and wolves games along with that disallowed spurs goal hopefully finally taught Arteta the lesson that offense is the best defence instead of giving possession to garbage teams and conceding retarded goals
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>>153629011
>destroy rivals in a pressure game and putting pressure on them to not drop after they've gone the whole year without a PL win
>hurr don't celebrate
Sick of the yiddish media and it's gaslighting, but that'll make winning the thing that much sweeter with the media seethe along with /sp/ seethe
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>>153630718
>those brentford and wolves games along with that disallowed spurs goal hopefully finally taught Arteta the lesson
How many times this season have we hoped that he had learned his lesson, only to go back to 90 minutes of horseshoeing the next game?
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>no corner goal
>no owen
ARTETA OUT
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>>153630984
Keyword "hopefully", I know he won't learn
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Gabixl should've been off after that dive. Dumped a fuckin shitter on us this game. We've got D, wtf. There shouldn't be holy cows in the team. Gyok saved our ass today.
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Same energy.
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>>153629011
Surely he sent the same message to Wolves after the last time, innit. Especially so since it was a draw.
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>>153631542
Contact was there but Brazil style exaggerated, at least Raya made up for the wolves calamity with that desperate save from richarlisons shot
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Was that Odegaard's first pass to Gyokeres?
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>>153631799
I actually don't know, I thought ode would go back to his 23/24 form with a proper striker to pass to and it took till this stage in the season to see something that looks very promising on paper actually applied
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>>153631702
It's too risky. It's up to the ref then to award or not. There was a situation where Spence literally had both hands on sakas shoulders like a zombie for ages and no call right in front of the lineref. Ya can't rely on refs to make the right call. Muani had his number today and cooked him. Could've had a red if the ref was a meanie.
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He's going to save Arteta's job.
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>>153631964
Yeah, def not a fan, especially after that Newcastle goal where Gabriel was infringed against
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>>153631980
Guess who's not getting any passes played to him against Chelsea?
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>>153631980
first game hes actually looked up to the level required
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>>153631679
That’s kinda wild tbf.
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>>153632051
Raya lmao
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>>153632266
and he'll still concede a daft goal.
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>>153632266
No way. >We take infinitely more risks in >our box than anywhere else on the pitch.
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ABA here
why couldnt dr totteringham just deliver for once
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>>153632410
chicken on a ball is the most unreliable man in the league, you can never trust him, he will always let you down and break your heart
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Gonna miss the free 6 points from the yids next season
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Next time Arsenal play them at theirs*, their trumpeter should play The Last Post
*Might not be for a few seasons and even then only in a cup match.
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the 4 stages of grief
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Absolute must-watch video. You see their hearts tear in half over time like when Lisa rejected Ralph.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUXOcAheG2E
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>>153629135
Called it
I called it
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Tottenham with their depleted squad are unironically worse than wolves, very real reality that they get relegated
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here's your technical leadership, bro
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>>153633941
It's incredible this guy took this job to basically be the balkan fall guy
This is an unprecedented level of idiocy
This isn't a fire it's a nuclear meltdown he walked into
If spurs stay up it's because west ham was somehow worse, but they're completely done as a club
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>>153633941
Lots of teams have depleted squads. We had an injury crisis last season to the point where we only had 2 fit attackers in the entire squad with one being fucking sterling who's worse than all spurs players combined, but we still finished in the top 4. Spurs get a few injuries and they caputulate.
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>>153634058
>few injuries
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>>153634066
I think I get it now, you're all fucking idiots and anime watching dweebs on /sp/
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>>153634042
The goals we've conceded lately are cyraxx tier retarded
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>>153634128
It doesn't bode well...we started the year on a potentially record breaking defense record
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>>153633937
>>153629135
no offense but that is really not impressive at all. danny fucking welback is in the top 10 strikers currently
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>>153634066
Last season we had either the 2nd or 3rd longest injury spell of all prem teams. You're forgetting guys like white, odegaard, Gabriel, havertz, saka (and maybe some names i missing) were out for 3 months at a time.
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>>153634179
It's a absolutely impressive he's a top 5 striker In the EPL
Beyond haaland who was gene doping and now fell off the face of the earth and the Brentford giy who's on a garbage team, there are no better strikers than what arsenal has
Pretty good for someone the media was saying was the worst signing ever
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>>153634179
Welbeck has always been a good player but not a great player. SAF rates him very highly in his biography. He even compared welbz to barcas academy products at the time.
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>>153634235
Also at the current pace he will finish the season top 3
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>>153634174
We started the year beaten by manure. They outplayed us. We got by on a rice-calafiori goal. Arse had a shitton of luck this year + the merino talisman. Owen goal, fucken fartismelli channeling the brasil in opportune times, set piece oles, the raya supersaves out of nowhere, trossard clutchness. Martinelli cant lob a keeper on the ground from 5 yards to give us crucial game winning goals but he does it to donnarumma with pure no-look panache from the 18. We got some luck this year boyos, but i know were mexiCANs not mexicants.
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>>153634401
We're getting less luck than any team I've seen in a title race in recent memory. I mean fuck, if there's anything that football fans unanimously agree on it's that refs seem to always favour city. Liverpool fans will never stop talking about that doku high boot.
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>>153634042
the amount of clowning on him today is proof he has retards revved.
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mik on eze in the post match
>...He was upset, even with me, because I didn't play him in the other day from the beginning and some of the decisions that I made. And I start to understand how we're going to get the best out of him now.
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>>153634476
I agree. Its about the same amount of luck as Loserpool last year + salah being shitted on by the gods every match. I rival watched those shitters nearly the entire season, i couldnt believe how lucky they were, but they never ever gave it up. My point was, we can do it, if we go for it the luck is there. Fartismelli will score the goal if he just goes for the brasilian flair and not the shitter safe option.
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>>153634671
I disagree, they got a ton of luck last year and had the most penalties awarded in all of Europe at one point when arsenal didnt get a penalty at home all season iirc. But yeah we create our own luck.
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Did anyone notice berta was celebrating in the dugout at full time
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>>153635108
*camera zooms out*
*pans to Vinai beaming with glee in the Spurs executive box*
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I'm happy but also sad because I miss merino
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>>153634565
Lego head can shut the fuck up he’s an idiot. Spurs are shit. Let’s see how we fare against chelshit
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>>153634565
>Inb4 Eze gets benched for the next 5 games
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>>153635778
the frank doll was mvp
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Nice Gyokeres goal.
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https://x.com/AFC_Adi06/status/2025644469421523169
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Tottenham kwabspur
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>10 games (City have a game in hand)
can we do it, lads ?
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After that very painful blow in midweek this was the perfect response, I loved every minute of that second half. The exact opposite of the Wolves game.

>>153636836
It's a great hit but let's face it he's never going to get that much time and space ever again this season. What are Palhinha and Dragusin even doing here?
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is there a more unlikeable team in all of sport right now?
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>>153634401
they gave up like ... 10 g9als or something in the first 20 games, idk somethign like that...they were on pace to be a top 3 all time defensive team
this sloppy shit yesterday and agaisnt wolves is really, more than anything, our real propblem for this tittle charge3
idk if its focus or what it is but this is the issue

>>153634476
picrel
if they win it will be the most honest and hard earned title ever absoultey 0 breaks for the gunners
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>>153636836
for me, this is a golazo
does anyone that is from "espanola" can is chime in with thoughts?
for me, it's a golazo it is not so incredible and unique like a zlatan goal but
what is remarkable is how clean it is, it's a golazo because of how lethal and precise the strike is there is zero friction it's a pure goal so for me that's why it's a golazo
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>>153639235
for me that's a golazo
thre is no doubt there

golazo
/ɡəʊˈlasəʊ/
nouninformal
a spectacular or impressive goal in soccer.
"he is almost in a competition with himself to score as many golazos as possible at present"

for me that's an impressive goal it is a laser shot, complete composure
textbook its like itw as in training
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>>153639239
we need the espanol contingent to los chime-in, because they have invented this term on univisoin desportest deportes, eh un gordo y la flaca mujeres calienete
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>>153639239
>>153639235
>>153639247
that's a golazo
i kenw the game was over after the golazo
then i went to the supermarket i told u nigas
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>>153639108
>It's a great hit but let's face it he's never going to get that much time and space ever again this season
Most of the time he runs out of time and space because nobody passes it to him that early.
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>>153639312
i saw a niga, this is the fisrt arsenal game i watched since 2012
then
but i saw this nigga fukcing pressing guys right next to our own box
idk u guys tell me any other top 5 striker on the scoring table have that work rate? i doubt it

id rather have a player like goykers than haaland
city and arsenal both have 56 goals on the saeason, city has it from gene doper that does literlaly NOTHING other than tap in freebies all year and that one other nigga
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>>153638723
Can we do it, yes. Will we do it... maybe.
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>>153639153
it's acutally almost funny how they're the most "accurate" team in the eentire fucking league by far
no other team on that table has essentially a 0 difference between their actual goals goals allowed and pts and the expected values
what the actual fuck
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>>153639398
that in itself is a huge anomaly
this is like a glitch WHAT IS HAPPENING
city is overachieveing by a huge margin
we got this fukcin thing bro im not evne worried any more
we needed a fuckin 4-1 too man, we needed a result like this
LET'S FUCKIN GO GUNENRS FUCK SHIT NIGGER BITCH CUNT SLUT LET'S FUCKIN GO!
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>>153639407
ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>153636007
Yeah that was funny
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>>153636007
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>>153639462
Lmao
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>>153627836
Chelsea should be white or translucent.
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>>153635108
Rare smile from Berta. /arse/ will still claim that he doesnt get along with Arteta.
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This is the IDEAL situation btw
We lose no matter what happens
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>>153639350
my wife Carla
can't believe she was a teenager then but a mom now
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>>153639544
Wait so we're not finishing below Villa, Man Utd not even SPURS? What happened? Clown.
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>>153639544
If we can get 88 points I think we will win the title. Surely Man City won't win every game. If they do, then fair play to them they are deserved winners.

Realistic scenario (for me) is City ends on 85-87 points and we end on 82-87.
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if >we win and >spuds lose this weekend, we’ll get the earliest St. Totteringham’s day in PL history

current earliest is 07/08
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>>153639588
What part of IDEAL are you not getting anon?
This is where we win every game EXCEPT the City one
This is what happens if we lose 3 games (including City) and draw 1 game which is extremely likely
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>>153639656
So we're still finishing above Spurs and United? You spammed the thread for hours telling me the exact opposite, what happened? Clown.
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>>153639614
>Underestimating City's form in the homestretch
They have a higher chance of winning the quadruple than us
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>>153639667
Yet United and Spuds have actual silverware and all we have is meme community shields
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Philippines is very negative but he is right to a degree. Despite City not being as they once were, they could easily go unbeaten in the league from here on in. League title decider at the Etihad.
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>>153639689
They could but Newcastle really gave them a match on Saturday and I think only came up short because they were exhausted from their CL match.
Yeah City won, 3 points and all that but the match didn't reflect a team who are on some dominant rampage.
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>>153639673
You drastically changed your predictions today, you posted maybe dozens of times that we were going to finish below Spurs and United. Straight up spamming this general for days, you had one post per minute at times. You had a chart and everything. You're now trying to change the subject but I'd like to stay on topic.
Once again: what happened, clown?
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>>153639713
>They could but Newcastle really gave them a match on Saturday
People continue to say this after every one of their win, and they're still winning these games.
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>>153639715
Yet all of them reach the same conclusion
City wins and we lose
You can't delay the inevitable
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>>153639724
They barely won 3 in a row so far, nothing special really. I actually brought up that argument when they played at Spurs and they did not win that game. They'll drop points for sure we just have to take ours.
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>>153639729
Okay so you post the dumbest shit and can't even admit you were wrong when it doesn't happen. Just spam more shit.
Real quality clown poster. Still waiting for Spurs to destroy us and Villa to win the title, they're simply better aren't they?
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>>153639430
>>153639431
kek
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>>153639108
>he's never going to get that much time and space ever again this season
Only because >we never play that quickly. Every single team comes forward despite the constant low block cope. >We just don't punish them by moving the ball quickly enough.
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nice
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>>153636836
>finally doesn't have 5 defenders around him
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>>153640212
15 goals this season thus far
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>>153640212
Yeah, if he is within arms reach from a defender its already over. They pull and push him in all directions ruining his link up play and a chance to score. Refs dont care. He should avoid this kind of situations. It may have worked against Portugals twink defenders but it obviously doesnt in England.
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Scumbag behaviour from Spurs fans. Yes Rice's wife is maybe a little bit chubby but you gotta admire her for being with him in his best and at his worst
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>>153640264
Lmao, no way they did that. Fucking hell, and I thought the celebration police were miserable. This is a whole new level.
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442 next season with Alvarez? Then Gyokeres will truly be unlocked
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>>153640387
He has scored one league goal since October 1st. Great choice.
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>>153640406
He is stuck with Cholo Dementia
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>>153640387
--------Havertz--Vik------
Leo----Zubi--Rice----Saka
Cala--BG--Salibad-Timber
-----------Godya------------
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>>153640264
Kek
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>>153640433
Mosquera can alternative start at RB if timber is dead
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>>153640815
Where does Zubi fit in? Cause you know he's definitely starting.
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>>153640897
He holds bench if >we play 442 and only plays in an attacking left 8 role if it's 433...but we all know sharteta won't change his shit 433 system
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>>153640959
You and I both know even if Arteta somehow started playing 442, he'd still shove Zubi in there somewhere. Zubi is his shiny new favourite this season.
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we're so back
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>>153640815
Would be good for away games like Brentford. Eze can fuck off, just put Zubi there and Havertz can play as 10 in transitions
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>>153640815
Eze doesn't defend, Rice will be swamped.
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dags
lets go gunners who si next for us to destroy
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>>153639668
Nothing we have seen this season suggests they will win their last 13 games. But if any team will do it then it would be Pep and his Man City. I don't think I am underestimating them, I just don't think they will do it.

>They have a higher chance of winning the quadruple than us
That is pretty obvious isn't it? Serial winning team vs. a team that hasn't won shit.
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>>153641010
Back a bladclart gen yandastan
>inb4 what pidgeon language is this
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If only we could play Spurs every week.
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>inflatable doll silver member Frank
>abandoned Tottenham wheelchair
>butt mad Tottenham fan with pic of Rice’s wife
10/10 meme game
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>>153641994
>adebayor walking towards Arsenal players at half time just to be completely ignored
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>>153641873
Eze would be first in line for a Ballon D'or by Christmas lmao
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>>153641994
also Dele Alli coming on at half time to wave to the fans and subsequently being the best Spurs player on the pitch
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>>153639462
Holy lmao!
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test
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vs. Brighton in the quarters.
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>>153639153
can you please comment on this, no one is talkin gabout this...
this is, this is the most encouraging thing you can see as an arsenal fan
look at this table
loook at it. your' eall dumb
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>>153642698
holy shit this is annoying
i wanna slam my head into the concrete with these stupid cups who gives a FUCK
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>>153642708
I do agree if Arsenal do win the league it'll be hard fought, but it's hard fought because we make it hard on ourselves. Yeah other teams are shitting the bed but that's how teams often win the league.
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>>153642732
bro,
look at the picture, what do u mean hard fought
theyr'e the most "accurate", looka t their poitns goals and goals allwoed, their expected values for all three are basically exactly what they have
this is a team that's going to wint he league
city is garbage
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>>153642732
they'r ethe cleanest champions of all time
there is literally 0 case to be made for them "bottling" it if you look at that table. there is 0 chance. they're fuckin too legit, they'r ethe most legit league leaders in all of epl history
it's over
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at least the thread gets pushed.
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>>153642799
U WANNA PIECE OF U FUCKING FILTHY SCUMBAG?? COME AND GET IT BITCH
IM GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKEN HYEAD OFF
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Croatanon take your meds pls.
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Spurs had a legitimate goal ruled out with the one of the worst decisions I've ever seen to disallow a goal. They also had a ball half cross the line.
The scoreline flattered Arsenal, it was a close game.
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>>153642851
HOLY FUCKIN GRETARDED PATHETHIC TAKE ARE U JOKIGN BRO
YOU SHOULD KYS FOR REAL
what a pathethic sakc of shit you are seriously
fucking drunk piece fo shti alcoholic subhu87man
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>>153642851
Somewhat evens out over the course of 38 games. But it's a shame we can't get consistency in football with VAR or ref decisions.
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>>153642851
Weird way to say they didn't score anything more than one gifted goal. You're right, the scoreline really did flatter Arsenal.
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>>153642851
>a legitimate goal ruled out
True.
>with the one of the worst decisions I've ever seen to disallow a goal
Maybe it's time to start watching football on the regular, then.
Also, "half cross the line" =/= "fully across the line", simple as.
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>>153642963
the people in the northwestern coutanries of yurop would say this was "cheeky" attempt
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>>153642851
True
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>>153642993
the norwthwesterns say this is cheeky in their culture, in their culture this is a "cheeky" attempt i heard this on the "tele" they say that too
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>>153642963
Bad luck for Spurs
>>153643021
Good luck for Arsenal
Like I said previously, it was a game of fine margins and the scoreline wasn't an accurate representation of the match.
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>>153643135
are you serioulsy stillsaying this?
what's your profile?
you're incredibly fucking stupid, i would fucking maul you in real llife you'r eso fucking pathethic you fucking faggot nerd bitch
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Good match.

Let's not ahead of >ourselves tho.
Every match is a final so >we focus on Chelsea now.
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>>153643286
>>153643135
i shouldnt have said tthat
i take it back, mate.
you're a good lad
lets all step down from the ledge and be ffriends again bros
sometimes i run a little hot, but i mean well
i cant be mad at my bros, my gooners
we are all One, we are like the treesin the forest, we are all connected to the Source
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>>153643286
>>153643388
fuck you YOU FUCKING PALE HICK NORTHWESTERN SUBH8UMAN RUFKCING RAT JEW
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU U FUCKING NERD EMACIATED FUCKIN BITCH
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Austria I stand by what I said the other day, this is not a gimmick.
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>>153643441
alright i atke it back actually. that was too much
not necessary. let's all just step back from the ledge, bros.
we are all 1, we are Gooner Nation
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>>153643467
austria anon promised me he would put a bronze statue of Artetter in his lawn when we win the league
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alright my niggajigs
im gonna go play some video games and go to sleep
see u all tomorrow or something, or maybe next weekend
good win, we got over a big hurdle this weekend
i thinkw e can all feel pretty good about ourselves going into this week
take care bros
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>>153643021
I still maintain that if this was Martinelli, he would have gotten pitchforked
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Can never rely on Neverton for anything.
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>>153644462
Kinda boring United being kinda decent denying /mug/s, oh well, hopefully spurs get relegated so I can spam "Reminder that Tottenham are playing in the championship this season"
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>>153642851
based retard
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>>153643021
See that little back roll from Gyokeres, he's starting to believe.
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>>153643521
If he wins ill shit in the street
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11 55, polyphasic sleep, woke up to pee and take of my sweater
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>over 117 mins wasted taking corners this season
JOVER AND FRAUDTETA OUT NOW!!!
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https://youtube.com/shorts/AxFmhVghF4I
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Odegaards one assist will push him above eze in arteters pecking order btw
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>>153647881
Can't really understand you people.

Are you implying that Eze hasnt been just a shit as Odegaard? Many times much worse actually because Odegaard presses at least.

What is wrong with these Ezesexuals?

What more do you want? Do you know he has the third most minutes played after Saka and Gyokeres? When will you be satisfied?

No one is happy with a shit Ode you moron. But that really doesnt negate Eze being shit.

Eze will surely play at this stage of the season if he is on form and that's what every Arsenal fan wants, the best 11 to actually win anything. But this fucking fanboying is insane.

Have you forgotten about Eze's performances since the first NLD? Has he played up to your standards since then?

If your one option is shit and the other is vomit, the first doesn't really make the latter objectively good .
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>>153648181
Please just keep quiet
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>>153648313

Why do I even bother with little idiots like you?

You can't even read basic ESL text. You cherrypicked stats that dont show how many minutes there 2 have played and 5/7 Ezes goals have come in two matches. You do realize that kinda changes the stat a bit? That it isnt 100% what it looks like?

Also how can you be so poor at reading when I speficically mentioned that inform Eze should start compared to Ode?

Many people like you are just beneath me desu, pick a book on how logical arguments work and become better at reading in your native lang because this is sad.
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I think arsenal beat chelsea 2 - 0
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Chelsea looked like garbage against Burnley. Forfana got sent off for being a retard. Burnley was playing through their midfield and getting good chances. They defended well against Chelsea. If they weren't shit they'd have won that. We're talking a team who LOST to Mansfield fucking Town. Chelsea couldn't roll them, it was 1-1.
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>>153648433
You are right. I'd take Eze for Chelsea but they've both been shit. His goal against wolves was down to poor defending, he was garbage that game. If he can maintain form it'll be a game changer. Odeshaart is too inconsistent to risk starting at this point. Arsenal need to splash the cash for someone who's world class this year and very reliable. Imagine if they pulled off a heist for Bellingham. Don't care how much it'll cost. This is why they need to win something big thus year. CL or league, ideally both. Make it a team world class players want to play at.
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>>153648903
>Arsenal need to splash the cash for someone who's world class this year and very reliable.

Aight , sorry for the harsh words.

Arteta has to go. He ruins number 10s. Imo that's the issue .I still have faith in Eze and Ode. But how many good number 10s there are out there ?

If >we had a player like Bruno this season with his current form it would have been done and dusted a long time ago.
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>>153649135
Yes, chud
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>>153648903
>Imagine if they pulled off a heist for Bellingham.
lol, would be a disaster on several levels
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>>153649832
this reminds me they signed Conor Gallagher, what the fuck was the point of that?
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>>153640264
>Spuds cunts hating on architects like Rice
yikes
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>>153634042
Based retard
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>>153649832
Every Arsenal goal involves some form of cheating. Eze throwing himself needlessly to the floor here.
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>>153649832
>>153636836
That first touch, tho.
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>Quackabag
also I somehow totally missed that Inter lost the first game 3-1 to Bodo/Glimt, wtf.
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Congrats lads. Massive achievement beating these.
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>>153653509
Hopefully City will get some season-ending injuries soon too.
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Inter are terrible, they'd finish below wolves in the EPL
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>>153653476
Bodo are on some mad run relatively. They beat City, Atletico and now Inter, which is pretty crazy all things considered
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>>153654483
inb4 they win the CL before Arsenal.
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>>153654582
Can't be mad at that tbf
And they just scored a second lol
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>>153654657
>Can't be mad at that tbf
I can.
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>>153654677
Well okay yes I can as well but not for long cause if Bodo ends up winning then that's just honest to god amazing.
Inter's clawed one back though. Only 3 more to go lel
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>>153654582
They'd be dangerous if they make it to the quarter finals and face us, especially away with their borderline cheating home advantage
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>>153654677
you cannot
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>>153653319
Seaman was my guy
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Gyokores hasn't proven he can score for us against non shtters yet
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>>153655175
That would require >us to take a risk and play forwards quickly.
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Only settling for the FA Cup and Carabao Cup double if tottenham get relegated
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https://x.com/i/status/2026454681354989915

top jej
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>>153651051
It's amazing how we're the only club that's smart with money
The rest either have unlimited oil money or spend beyond their means
For Spud's case it was catastrophically bad luck of opening a stadium before a pandemic which set their plans back an entire decade
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>>153658788
Based Death-Rowe
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WHERE the fuck is Havertz?!
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>>153660791
Women can ruin athletes.
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BREAKING: The Premier League is considering launching its own Netflix-style streaming platform.

The idea would allow fans to watch every single league match and choose any game they want, whenever they want.

The service could cost around £10 per month, be available in 188 countries, and may also include matches from past seasons to create a full archive.

[@Guardian]

About time.
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>>153660837
Pretty sure I read something a while back that said this is unlikely to happen because the league's current deals are so massive. I think they've got about 10 billion in current deals? I can't see the EPL's current partners being happy if they were to offer this service seperately, unless the new deals in a few years time are much cheaper.
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>>153660837
>>153660890
Well they won't be doing this in the UK that's for sure.
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Imagine supporting an english club when you're not even from england
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>>153660836
That’s true.
It’s over.
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>>153660837
That's too good to be true
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>>153660911
Not me.
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Seeing Kasper Hogh and Bodo Glimt cooking everyone I don't want them in the Round of 16 at all
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>>153660890
They already offer it in certain countries. All you get is commentary during the game but no analysis and stuff, so it explains the cheap price. The networks will still be the go-to for most people though.

>>153660896
They will. People are paying 30 quid a year for illegal firesticks which is lost revenue for them. Even a tenner a better than nothing.

>>153660976
Look at DAZN. People said that was too good to be true too. But it offers free boxing and some of the biggest fights. And also other sports like every serie A game for £15 a month. TNT also has a serie A contract here so more proof that the subscriptions can exist alongside major TV networks despite showing the same content.
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>>153661212
>They will. People are paying 30 quid a year for illegal firesticks which is lost revenue for them. Even a tenner a better than nothing.
But what about Sky and TNT, they've paid a shit ton for the rights and if they offer most games for a tenner a month why would people sign up to them.
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>>153661235
That happens all the time though in TV and movies. Sky pays for movies on their sky movies channels but you can also watch the same thing on streaming platforms like Netflix and whatever. Its a common occurrence. Or boxing again as another example. You get major boxing fights which are simultaneously on sky/TNT and DAZN. There might be a bit more politics in boxing due to promoters being aligned with networks but it proves the networks and streaming services can coexist at least.
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>>153661235
>>153661258
And actually to add to this, they won't necessarily be direct competitors because you'll still need Sky and TNT for all the other sports they offer like champions league and all that. Probably worth noting the £10 might be a mobile only subscription and/or 720p streams with Sky/TNT retaining the rights to the UHD feed. There was another sport which did that but I can't remember what it was, maybe NFL with their game pass thing but don't quote me on that.

And finally, exclusive rights are slowly dying away for more market competition e.g. like what we're seeing with highlights. Sky, TNT and BBC are all allowed to put highlights on their own YT channels despite a game being exclusively only on one channel when live. BBC Sport YT channel even has CL highlights now. So there is a clear trend away from the old business models.
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>>153660837
>£10 per month
Sounds way too good to be true. But also how long do you think it'll take until they hike up the prices up to like 40 pounds a month?
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>>153661350
There could be a high priced tier from the off which offers dolby surround, HDR and the back catalog of matches the Guardian mentions. I wouldn't read too much into the £10 price because it almost certainly will be a no thrills subscription tier. But it'll bring in all those people who are too poor or unwilling to pay the high prices the networks already ask for.
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>eternal faggot thread
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>>153660890
Ten pounds a month for a year for 100M people is 12B just fyi
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Real Madrid have made an enquiry about Arsenal defender Gabriel Magalhães.

However, the Spanish giants were swiftly made aware that luring him away from the Emirates is not an option.

Gabriel, who committed his future to the club with a new long-term deal last summer, was among the first priorities addressed by sporting director Andrea Berta, who has moved decisively to secure Arsenal’s key assets.

(Source: @GraemeBailey)

Sell in summer for 100m and bring in Bastoni
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>>153661375
Yeah, it's definitely a step in the right direction, at least as it stands. I think people would happily pay even 30 pounds if it meant every single game in HD with no real downsides
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Bayern or Arsenal in the round of 16?

Leverkusen sporting director Simon Rolfes: "Arsenal would be nice. I said the same thing when we could've faced Dortmund in the previous round. Especially that we would be able to meet two of our former players in Kai Havertz and Piero Hincapié. Nobody wants these ties between teams from the same country"
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>>153661481
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>>153660911
>I support a European club and I am from Europe
>I support a club on this planet and I am from this planet
Accept Globalism bro.
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>>153660837
Fuck off. We need LESS different streaming platforms and not more for crying out loud.
Fucking Premier League-flix, Carabao-flix, FACup-flix, pre season friendlies-flix, bench-cam-flix, training-flix, CL-flix, reruns-flix and each for a low low fee of mere £99,99 a week.
FUCK OFF!
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>>153660837
death to sky sports
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>>153662432
I pay 60 quid a year for 2 services which give me all streaming content +blu ray rips and a ton of shows which arent on streaming platforms. And then an iptv with like 12k channels in every language under the sun. Where there's a will there's a way.
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>>153660837
I've been seething about the lack of accessibility for a while. Some games you can't watch in the UK, bit you can watch in somalia and india. That is unacceptable. Add to that how expensive sky is and the fact games are split across 2 providers so it'll cost about 80 a month to watch most, not all, premier league matches. If you're an avid sports fan maybe it's worth it. If not, you're illegally streaming.

Sky are clearly feeling the pinch because they've got the government cracking down on illegal streams. When you've got such a monopoly and you 0rice people out of watching ENGLISH FOOTBALL which is the fabric of society, you deserve everything that comes your way. It's disgusting business practice. A system like the streaming from PL directly is the best thing they could do. People will pay for it, it makes it cheaper and more accessible. Only concern is the fact every streaming company inevitably pumps prices up higher and higher. But we'll cross that bridge.
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>mfw the next match isn't until Sunday
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>>153662432
No, its what we need. Decentralise from the monopolies like sky sports. Give people an option to watch the prem WITHOUT spending 80 quid a month. The less control companies like sky have the better. Their prices are absurd and you have no choice to just watch football, you need the whole package. More options the better.
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>>153662506
We're all Leeds fans until then.
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Okay, some news titbits I gathered from here (figuratively speaking) and there:
Insides:
>Merdeshitter and some guy named Ellis are OUT
>Maurizio Michel is IN to directly help the Berta
>R. Garlick (can't not think about Dragon Ball villains whenever he's mentioned for some reason) is the top lad now
>the board adds people like: Kelly Blaha, Otto Maly, Dave Steiner, Ben Winston
The Team:
>Saka, Saliba, Big Gab, Nwaneri, MLS, Timber, the Kaiser, Decs - all are/will be given new contract extensions
>Odourfraaud NOT considered for contract extension in the immediate future (still has, like, two years left and already, like, 28 so...)
>Jesus not seen as part of the Arsenal future
>Benny Blanco on the OUT shortlist as well
>Hincapie to be made pernament (£45m +10% off next sale to Bayer)
>left wing and midfield targeted for strengthening in the near future (reckon the summer window, innit)
>Arteta GUARANTEED to stay at least to the end of his current contract (end of 2027 AFAIR)
Outsides:
>Senny Mayulu (midfield, PSG)
>Ryan Fofana (forward, RC Lens)
>Ivan Fresneda (BB stand in, Sporting)
>Ousmane Diomade (defender, Sporting, €80m)
>Julian Alvarez (€120m offer made back in the summer) SNUBBED
Any thoughts on this, /arse/?
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This is the best path to the end of the season:

>smash Chelsea 4-0
>win next fixtures comfortably
>lose carabao Cup final
>doom and gloom
>beat shitty 3-1
>straight away lose to Newcastle 4-2
>scrape wins together and narrowly win the league
>all whilst tottenham get relegated
>get to the CL final
>against tottenham
>massive hype
>go into half time 3-0 down
>win 5-3
>beat city 2-1 in the FA Cup final

This is the best storyline for this season. This would be absolutely insane. Arsenal could finish 4th for the next decade and I'd be satisfied.
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>Arsenal's financial accounts reveal that their net spend on transfers in the summer was £268m, up from a net spend of £21m in the summer of 2024.
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>>153662479
Good for you, la.
Just how reliable are those services anyway?

>>153662520
What you propose is a way firmer monopoly at the very source. Sky, C+, Benin, Viaplay, whatever only broadcast signal that is being produced by the league itself. With-out them (to a degree, I am aware that normal, fair market rules do not really apply anymore) there is literally nothing to stop price gauging and with no more ridiculous "broadcasting rights" fees being pumped into the league by the middlemen either everyone on the Planet Earth would have to get the ten quid special (apocalyptic countermeasures would be employed).
I myself am quite fine with the current status-quo.
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>basically Arsenal vs Bayer Leverkusen/Dortmund
tricky CL fixture
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>>153662671
>either sporting or bodö-glimt in the quarter if >we qualify
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>>153662652
>either
*then
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>>153662652
Horrendous take
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>>153662652
They work flawlessly 90% of the time. When it fucks up its usually because of people leaking the special URL used for connecting to the IPTV. But when its working its usually fine because they offer multiple streams of the same channel from SD to UHD and HDR which is neat.
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pirate everything apart from your unlimited footy IPTV nigerian crime syndicate sub for 30 euros.
The only way to go.
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>>153662897
The only thing I pay for is internet ($50/ month up and down) everything else is pirated fk mr shekelstein
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>>153663211
500mb up and down*
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Does Berta read these threads? I have some recommendations
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>>153663241
It's been confirmed several times that Arteta is a lurker but no I don't think Berta does
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>>153662584
Would hate to see Ben White go
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Is Merino done for the season?
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>>153663211
Daylight robbery if you're paying that much for fibre. 1gig up and down here is about £25-30/month.
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>>153663333
We pay even less, around 20 euros a month now. However our salaries are pathetic so I guess it makes sense.
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>>153663329
He's a doubt for the world cup
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>>153663304
Who's the backup right back when Timber eventually dies from overplay? Another summer of several defensive signings not even including Hincapie?
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I know a bunch of you faggots are scared of le historic Norwegian farmer run but this bracket should really give the top team from the league phase the lowest ranked team coming out of the knockouts.
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>>153663284
mr farteta:
when someone is on a hot streak like eze. you dont sub him. you sub the shitter like zubi, and you either go like for like ie norgaard or if you want odegaard then you move rice into dm and eze left. its really not that hard. if you want more d just tell someone to stay back more.
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>atalanta or leverkeusen in the ro16. Bayern plays the other

I bet we get atalanta.
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>>153662584
>new contract for MLS

so he can sit on the bench? you can probbaly still get 50m for him on english hype babby tax alone
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>>153662584
white out is a big big mistake. possible incoming not bad. not keen on alvarez for that cash, feels like a wirtz situation
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>>153662584
Fresneda only if white leaves. Which sucks but if his body can't take the amount of matches required then he would have to go sadly.

The midfield question is definitely another zubi type player. Although I wish norgaard would get more minutes to close out leads. I do think MLS will be tried at rices spot but only after a LW is brought in. Another LB will be in after the bigger needs.
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If you're a real arsenal fan you'll name your daughter Victoria
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>>153661481
Modern real madrid has no pull
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so are we playing atalanta or leverkusen? this new bracket shit is annoying
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>>153664953
>UEFA's final draw to determine the round of 16 matchups and the full path to the final will be held in Switzerland on Friday, Feb. 27 at 12 CET.
either Atalanta or Leverkusen based on the draw
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>>153663795
Nwaneri too.

>>153663804
My understanding is that the Alvarez deal is a thing of the past. Done. Didn't work out.

>>153663871
Fresneda IS White's replacement, if the rumour is to be believed.
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>>153662584
>alvarez
sharteta out
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>>153664186
I will name my daughter declan
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>>153665332
oh fuck didnt know there was another draw. ty swedebro
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None of the teams in the champions League really scares me.
I don't want to sound deluded, but I think Arsenal can win it this year.
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>>153663211
I find it sad how zoomers think paying for streams of everything (and owning nothing) is fine.

>>153667516
It's the English teams >we need to worry about.
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>>153667516
Said this last year but then domemerumma stole the semis
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>>153668542
Last year? You mean when all of Arsenal forwards were injured, to the point they had to play Mikel Merino up front, and the team was so depleted by injuries they had to bring a 17 and a 18 yo kid from the academy to start the matches? That last year?
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>>153667516
Weird considering that every team can easily knock out Arsenal
Getting Home games on the 2nd leg is a literal curse
We're not good enough to do 2nd leg comebacks, we work by capitalizing off momentum and no home game make arsenal come back from a 3-0 loss at the first leg
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Champions League Champs
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>>153667516
Watching the quality of matches in the CL recently absolutely arsenal can win it. It'll come down to mentality. Which they also can have as we saw in tottenham. It they carry the form, everything is possible. Arteta vs Pep, in every competition would be based. They're winning something this year. Whether it's the CL or PL or BOTH. This is the year.
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WHERE the fuck is Havertz?!
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>Arsenal have released 50+ clothing ranges in the last two seasons. The retail division is the most prolific part of the club.
>It’s extraordinarily relentless — and it’s making millions. #AFC are a football club but also, increasingly, a fashion house.
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>>153671701
Don't look at Man Utd's wage bill. But then again.
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>>153671729
Manure has a cup and has been to multiple finals in their banter era anon
It's completely justified that we're the pundit punching bag
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>tfw when it's over for chelsea soon
soon they will be liquidated
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Favorite Arsenal content creators:

>Lee Gunner
>Turkish (especially Loose Cannons podcast)
>Rory Jennings because he's actually fair despite being Chelsea fan
>Goonerverse even if he's a whining mong
>Lee Judges from AFTV
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>>153671912
>tottenham losses
>whilst fighting relegation
>with a shit team
>multiple arsenal sympathising staff
>and a jewish owner

The plan is coming together gooners, we've out done them at their own game. They won't want to keep reinvesting. No CL next year will hit them hard.
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Arsenal needs to try and get khusanov this summer
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>Cucurella and Estevao (hamstrings), and Fofana (suspension) are ruled out for Sunday clash with Arsenal.
Big if true.
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>>153667516
Not even City or Liverpool?
Anyway, it wouldn't matter, since the season ends (one way or another) on March 22nd, simple as.
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>>153672544
We want Cucurella to play, he gets destroyed by Saka every single time
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what are we watching tonight /arse/?
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>>153672959
Celtic
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>>153672959
Not watching thursday night football anymore.
the years of torture are behind me.
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>>153671531
Much like how Eze is only unleashed against Sp*ds, Kai will only be unleashed against Chelshit from now on.
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The Premier League has finally decided to cut out the middle man by launching its own direct-to-consumer streaming channel in Singapore — a move that may signal the end of a decades-old broadcasting model.

Dubbed ‘Premflix’ when it was first mooted in 2020, Premier League + is a six-year joint venture with existing league partner StarHub and will start operating in the Southeast Asian island state from the start of next season.

Speaking at the Financial Times’ Business of Football Summit in London on Thursday, Premier League chief executive Richard Masters said: “We’re going direct to consumer in partnership with StarHub, who have a lot of existing customers.

“It will be a new app that you can download on your smart TV or laptop. You’ll be able to watch 380 games a season, with lots of shoulder content and a 24/7 dedicated channel.

“Will it be replicable elsewhere? That’s what we’re going to find out.”

More from @mjshrimper

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7072894/2026/02/26/premier-league-streaming-premflix-singapore/?source=whatsappepl
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In my moment of stupidity I decided to check r/Arsenal. The amount of users there boying to sign Kenan Yildiz. As much a baller he is, our priority next season is a Trossard upgrade (perhaps Barcola or Evan Mooney from the academy)
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>£691m record revenue
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>>153673761
Doesn't he play in the same position as Trossard?
Don't know if he's an improvement, but he's at least a replacement. A very expensive one at that.
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>691m revenue
>1.1m tax loss in 2025 vs 17.6m in 2024
Not bad honestly. That riveting champions league run definitely helped. Now we got more money to spend on player improvement, facilities and players
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Money don't play, tho.
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>>153673844
>>153673984
Gotta back it up with some silverware at some point tho
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HOLD UP
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT GYOKERES HAD

45 MINUTES
0 GOALS
0 SHOTS ON TARGET
0 SHOTS OFF TARGET
0% SHOT ACCURACY
0/0 ACCURATE PASSES
0/0 PASSESS ATTEMPTED
0 ASSISTS
0 SUCCESSFUL AERIAL DUELS
0 AERIAL DUELS ATTEMPTED
0 TACKLES
0 INTERCEPTIONS
0 SUCCESSFUL DRIBBLES
0 DRIBBLES ATTEMPTED

against WIGAN who are 22ND and in the RELEGATION ZONE in LEAGUE ONE?

That must be a mistake, lemme check his next premier league game.

AY YO HOL UP HOL UP

GAINST 20TH PLACE IN THE PREM RELEGATION SIDE WOLVES YOU SAYIN GYOKERES HAD

65 MINUTES
0 GOALS
0 SHOTS ON TARGET
0 SHOTS OFF TARGET
0% SHOT ACCURACY
0/0 ACCURATE PASSES
0/0 PASSESS ATTEMPTED
0 ASSISTS
0 SUCCESSFUL AERIAL DUELS
0 AERIAL DUELS ATTEMPTED
0 TACKLES
0 INTERCEPTIONS
0 SUCCESSFUL DRIBBLES
0 DRIBBLES ATTEMPTED

???
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Bukayo Saka to CNN after signing his new contract…

“On my side it was an easy choice, the club is going in the right direction, for sure, we have an amazing team and we are back fighting for every trophy. There’s no place I’d rather be.

“[That loyalty] comes from many places. From my love for this club, for the trust they have put in me, from the connection I have to the team to the staff to everyone upstairs at the club, to the fans; Emirates Stadium is my favourite stadium to play at no matter how many times I play there.”

“[Mikel Arteta] has been pivotal for me, crucial to my development. I have become a much better player under him. He has trusted me a lot and I’m very grateful, always.

“People ask me what I want in a coach. It’s him.”
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>>153674447
CORRECTION: Actually FIVE (5) passes vs 20th PLACE WOLVES
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Interest from the “Big Six” is intensifying in Jack Hinshelwood.

Manchester City and Arsenal are understood to be leading the race, with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta both valuing young, homegrown profiles.

Liverpool and Chelsea also see the Brighton midfielder as a strong long-term investment.

With his contract at Brighton & Hove Albion running until 2028, the Seagulls are negotiating from a position of strength.

Brighton would demand £40M-£50M — a fee above current market value, but justified internally by his age and versatility.

(Source: @CaughtOffside)
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REPORT: Viktor Gyökeres is close to triggering a performance bonus for Sporting CP, according to O Jogo.

The striker’s contract includes €500,000 (£430,000) payments for every 20 goal involvements he achieves. His recent double against Spurs has brought him near the first milestone.

This is part of a broader deal from his €63.5m (£54.6m) move to Arsenal, which could see Sporting earn up to €10m (£8.6m) in add-ons over time. The Lisbon club has already collected €1.25m (£1.1m) from earlier performance clauses.
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I think the poor guy went into a coma after Sunday's game and only woke up now.
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JUST IN from @CharlieWyett:

Arsenal are leading the race to sign Anthony Gordon, ahead of Liverpool and Manchester United.

Arsenal aim to sign the winger for £75m.

Mikel Arteta is a long-term admirer.
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>>153633727
Not attempting to be antisemitic in any way but why do jews look like actual satanic demons
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>>153676207
gee
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>>153676207
>>153676238
Why do you want to kill all jews?
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>>153673761
Yildz is a baller, but he just signed a renewal with kwabentus until 2030. Thats means hes either very stupid or very loyal.
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>>153677452
>Yildz is a baller
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>>153676161
Genuis from Arteta to buy a player that he doesn't have to coach to get rid of any attacking threat desu. He can just get on the pitch instantly and fit right in.
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>>153676161
>Signs the guy that went invisible vs City
Yikes
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@FabrizioRomano: “Arsenal’s main focus is on the trophies they can win this season, but in the background, there’s always talks, discussions & things happening. One thing I can guarantee is that Arsenal will work on midfielders in the summer.”

“One of the priorities in the summer transfer window, I think a bit under the radar in the media in this moment, could be also to add a young right-back to the squad.”

“Arsenal are considering the possibility to do something NOT just in midfield, but at right-back & also at winger. Arsenal are going to be active in the summer, the work behind the scenes is starting.” [YouTube]
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@FabrizioRomano: “One thing that I can guarantee is that Arsenal will eventually work on midfielders in the summer. I think there is a strong possibility to see Sandro Tonali moving in the summer, so let’s see with Arsenal, but it’s not only Arsenal.”
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>>153680531
>young right-back
It's funny cause Timber is only 24 and pro8one of the youngesr in the squad.
Also, fun fact, Martinelli is one day younger than Timber.
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>>153680587
>pro8one of the youngesr
Thanks autocorrect for fucking me twice in two separate ways. Very cool.
Probably one of the youngest*
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>>153680587
White is too injury prone and timber is being run into the ground because of it. We have 3 LBs but only 2 RBs (i suppose mosquera can play there but he's mainly a CB)
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WERRY GOO TEAM
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>>153680618
>White is too injury prone and timber is being run into the ground because of it.
White only became "injury prone" after he came to Arsenal and even then he only really became crocked last season. Before that he was pretty reliable. And it's exactly because he too was ran into the ground that we're in this situation. Odds are Timber will reach that stage next season or the one after. If not this season.
>Mosquera
I was honest to god amazed that Arteta subbed him on against Sp*ds. After Timber played the whole match against Wolves even though he got a knock in like the 10th minute and was limping around, I figured he'd play the whole 90 again against Sp*ds. That yellow card was really a blesssing in disguise.
>he's mainly a CB
Tbf, most, if not literally all >our fullbacks are mainly CBs. Myles being the only exception I can think of.
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Draw in 5 mins. Hopefully we're the second seed so the Arsneed can feed on the carcass of Leverkusen.

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/draws/
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Nice. Leverkusen it is.
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YESSSSSSSSSS
EASY EASY EASY
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Not looking good bros we got Botox Lips FC if they beat Sporting CP. But at least we got the nice end of the draw lol
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>>153680888
checked
Bodo will fall off, they might not even beat Sporting. Guaranteed semifinal with Barça as I see it, and no one can tell what the other semi will be, that side is packed
Great draw, we've been lucky with them all season desu.
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>>153680888
So we got barca in the semis and psg in the final. Pretty easy. Free champions league this year, aching. Bode will be tough but they're only a good prem side like Newcastle or villa. Nothing special. It's only that inter are dogshit and they were underestimated.
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>>153680909
>lucky
We've infiltrated the system just like we did with tottenham.
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>another good draw
BLESSED season
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Lucky fucks see u in a final
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>>153680910
>Pretty easy
you ain't going past Barca lil bro
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We're on our prayers boys the Lord has blessed us with an easy run to the finals and hopefully dogpile on PSG/Bayern
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>>153680888
You'd rather be on the left side?
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>>153680982
After all those years of shitty draws, are >we finally blessed? Can't believe we got probably the best draw we could. Touch wood it doesn't end like 2003/04 when the draw also opened up for us and we stumbled at Chelsea.
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Nice draw. That is what you get when you finished 1st in the league phase
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BREAKING: Arsenal will avoid PSG, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Manchester City and Bayern Munich in the Champions League until the final.

The Gunners will face Bayer Leverkusen in the round-of-16, then Sporting CP or Bodo/Glimt in the quarter-final.

If Mikel Arteta’s side progress to the semi-final they will face Tottenham, Atletico Madrid, Newcastle or Barcelona.
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Said it in the other thread, but semis is a minimum given this draw. And whoever >we meet if we get that far should be beatable with the second leg at home (assuming it's not one of the English teams, who are liable to use EPL dark arts and cause us to malfunction).
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who would you rather lose to in the final lads?
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>>153681065
No loss would be excusable really.
All the big teams are beatable, there's no monster boogeyman like Paris last season.
If we don't win it this year I can't it being any easier in the near future
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Arsenal are looking to strengthen on the left wing, which could mean the likely departure of Gabriel Martinelli. Ben White will have options & is looking for more first-team football, while Christian Norgaard is also looking to move. [
@CharlieWyett
]
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#Arsenal are very keen on Anthony Gordon and it is expected that the Gunners will make an approach for the English in this summers transfer window [
@SkySportsNews
]

sky backing the rumour it seems
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>>153680531
>One thing I can guarantee is that Arsenal will work on midfielders in the summer.
Hopefully that means fraudegaard gone in the summer
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Leaverkusen to me
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>>153681256
>Gabriel Martinelli
He's having a reasonable season so best to upgrade before his stock tanks again.

>Ben White
Is heading into Tomiyasu territory along with Calafiori, so should sell him before he's a permacrock.

>Norgaard
Would be a shame but it's clear he has more to offer than Arteta wants to give.
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>Globohomo chosen club gets easy route to the semis
BLACK POWER
VISIT WAKANDA!
END SYSTEMIC RASCIM
LGBTQHDTV
YES
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i don't know who these people are except for keown
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>>153681431
>finish top of the group winning all matches
>get a draw that reflects said results
what is your problem?
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>>153681434
I luv this contemporary caveman
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>>153681445
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>Max will play some minutes today with the U21s, Kai will train tomorrow, so let’s see.
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Can we beat German drug company FC?
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>>153681072
>there's no monster boogeyman like Paris last season.
PSG was no monster at this time last season either. They developed into one from this stage to winning the final.
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>>153681440
>City gets more breaks after losing to a managerless Madrid
It's more over than you think
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easiest path to the final ever.
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>>153681789
Spuds beats us in the semis
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>>153681789
No worse than 2003/04 when both Porto (Man Utd, Lyon, Deportivo) and Monaco (Lokomotiv, Real, pre-Abramovich Chelsea) faced one only good team each.

Still a shame Arsenal choked it against Chelsea. Arsene might have been strong mind enought to still beat Mou at that stage.
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>>153681962
>>153682040
Newcastle and Barcelona look scary but the other side of the draw is a gauntlet
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>>153682194
I fucking HOPE >we play with Barcelona. Need to humiliate these cheating scums
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>Who do you think will win the champions league @grok?

Arsenal to win it all. They topped the league phase undefeated, lead the betting odds at ~+370, and have the depth to handle Leverkusen and beyond. Tough draw for everyone (Real vs City is massive), but the Gunners look unstoppable right now.
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>>153680946
remains to be seen.
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>>153681440
Last year liverpool finished 1st and had to face psg in the ro16, with arsenal, real madrid and city in their bracket.
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>>153677966
he beat bodo glimt. hes just what the doctor ordered, a solid af technical squad player on the lw. hes tailor-made to walk into this arse team and permabench fartismelli.
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>>153681962
anal muff
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>>153681451
he looks like i owe him money for the candy, but he can wait he knows im good for it
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Imagine Gyokeres starts the CL final and has 0 goals 0 shots on target 0 shots attempted 0 accurate passes 0 passes attempted 0% successful take ons 0 take ons attempted 0 aerial duels won 0 aerial duels attempted

too bad we aren't playing spurs in the final then maybe he'd touch the ball more than 5 times. though looking at his track record against big clubs there is no way we get to the final with him starting anyway. imagine that donkey on the same pitch as lewandoski, raphinha, pedri, yamal...embarassing.
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>>153677966
Name an Arsenal player that is better than Yildz right now
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>>153682694
they changed the way the seeding works this season
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Imagine you stop posting forever and kys
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>>153681477
>They developed into one
... by buying Kvara in winter. No similar mid-season moves happened this year besides semenyo, who isn't fixing Citys biggest issues.
Knocking us out will need a moment of individual brilliance (like every one of our losses needed this season).
No team this year can beat us man-for-man over two legs like Bayern/PSG did last couple times.
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>sunday night football
I don't like it.
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>>153683031
on form or in general?
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>>153683031
>>153683822
nvm. flair merchant anyway. same as dybala which people thought was better than idk messi...
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>>153681789
Arsenal 2006 comes close.

>Villareal

The only path easier than is the year manure played Schalke in the semi final.
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>>153683859
so you concede
>flair merchant
people said the same about Yamal
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>>153684177
hah no i dont. ofc i dont. thing is i dont watch seria so i have no idea what hes really capable of only seen highlights. but based on what ive seen and as for who is better in the arse team - id take any of ours over him
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>>153684177
>he rates Yamal

Please, he has already lost 50% of his acceleration.

Give him a couple more years and he's a nobody.

La Liga is just a terrible league.
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Shocking fall off from villa. They might not finished the season in the top 4 at this rate
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>>153684255
Finish*
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>>153684255
>>153684261
:^)
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>>153684214
Bukayo, >our best player, is not a winner
>>153684215
seethe
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>>153684357
Seethe about what ?
It's a fact he is much slower and speed was always his main attribute. He never looked like Messi in the slightest. More like the Moroccan Robben ,which isn't something bad in general.

Time will tell everything. Farming in La Liga is a joke.

The balon dor should go to an EPL player every year.
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>>153684404
EPL players get exposed all the time in the biggest games: Saka, Foden, Kane...
Outside of their system, you can see the lack of fondamentals
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>>153684255
Team always manage to be peaking in form when they are playing >us
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>>153684357
>Bukayo, >our best player, is not a winner
oh how do you mean? also are we doing mental gymnastics/banter because theres no game or?
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>>153683031
All of them. Turkish players are frauds. Name one Turkish player that ended up actually being as good as promised?
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yjk wolves are going to spread their ass and get fucked with no lube by citeh... I'm tired boss
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>>153684570
Stop this fucking bitching about teams bending over for other teams. They do thr same fucking thing against >us but 99.99% of the time >we are just scared fucking shitless at the idea of touching a football so they end up looking amazing. None of these cunts play like it's a WC final against >us. >We make them look like an incredible team by being absolute fucking cowards.
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>>153684570
sneeds will do us a favour
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>>153683548
>No team this year can beat us man-for-man over two legs like Bayern/PSG did last couple times
Sure they can. If we decide to play another I-cant-score game, like we have so many times this season and last season (like PSG games), then any decent team might finish us.
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>>153684700
big vik hitting form and kai should be back soon. even with jesus we should be ok
>inb4 i meant cant finish
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>>153681789
You.
Just.
Know.
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>>153684285
Funny. Because I got a new phone recently and it keeps autocorrecting to the wrong words. I was actually going to mention it in the 2nd post but thought it was off topic and not necessary. But it has been annoying me.
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>>153684357
>not a winner
See you in May. And stop doomposting with my flag
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>>153682594
Grok dropping trvkes as usual. As groky if it think gyoky is a good player for arsenal, because it's another trvke little faggots itt need to hear.
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Would really appreciate it if you faggots stopped using the ''>we" faggot shit.
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>>153685204
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>>153684700
>to play another I-cant-score game
Funny, because I checked the 8 CL games Arsenal played this season, and on average they've scored 3 goals each game
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>>153683859
Dont worry u wont be seeing him, hell be shitting up delle alpi until uncdom fighting for that elusive europa league trophy cos he aint ever gonna lift a scudetto. He couldve signed with us on martinellis salary which is higher than he gets now and prepped his sphincter to be what he really wants to be, a real madrid cabana boy. Youll get gordon, and youll like it. A proper english bulldog.
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>>153684490
Mehmet scholl.
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does the rigging bother any of you? or at this point is it simply a case of any win is a good win?
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>>153685385
Nothing is rigged, we got some luck coming our way due to good karma and fair play. If u want the gabriel goal ok uou can have it, its 4-2 to the Arsenal
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so any win is a good win, ok got it. thanks
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>>153685405
burgerbro... do you know how little i care if its rigged or not? like people on this cesspool of a site were talking about pedos ruling over the world 20 years ago......
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>>153685611
Anon, I....
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>>153685577
Well we dont have to shit it up EVERY game, but any luck given ill take it cos weve been proper fucked last season.
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Is my bookmaker right about arsenal being favs to win pl and cl? I haven't been tapped in this season.
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>>153686741
Bookmakers are famously wrong at win odds anon
They'd be losing a fuckton of money by not putting City at the highest odds
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>>153686741
I put 15 bong on city to win the league before the spurs game. Odds will be better now. It's a win win. Arsenal win the league and I'm happy. City inevitably win and at least I get a small payout for more bets in the future. I think return was 40 on a 15 bet on city. Odds will be even better now. Considering how close it is and the fixtures, it's a good bet with decent odds. Hate to do it.
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>1st place in league phase gives you advantages
>other big teams shit the bed
>its rigged
Colossal ABA delusion
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free route to final
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>>153682910
martinelli destroy farca highline
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>>153688933
For Bayer
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I need me a girl that is loyal the same way Arteta treats players who have been injured for too long. All these years he stayed loyal to Havertz, Jesus, Tomi, Tierney et al. Despite all their injuries.
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>3 - 1 west ham
sharteta and his choking mental midget army could never
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>>153685313
>On average
We scored 3.5 goals per game in the knockout phase of the CL before the PSG games last season. I don't see how average goals scored helped us when we missed everything in those two games.
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is haaland ded? shit leeds might actually do us a favor
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>>153690823
Everyone is glazing Leeds' record at home "under the lights" but you just know that City will be the exception where they present asses and invite them to have their way.
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Newcastle Everton game is fucking wild
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These 3pm matches have been bangers
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>oil club b
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>>153691032
Premier league baby
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would you accept bottling the league once again if it meant you won the CL?
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>break for fasting

My fucking gosh
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Yeah, they're not winning this
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>>153691757
They are not looking bad desu.

Maybe there's a chance
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>>153691775
They've had like 3 fucking chances already. You can't fuck waste that many chances against City.
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come on Leeeeeeds, those missed chances always come back to haunt you.
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OMFG fuck these shitters
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Aaronson is American Martinelli
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now City are growing into the game, fuck off Lelds.
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and gg
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Now that's how champions play
Full patience just tire 'em out
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>lelds gets a million chances but don't capitalize
>Citeh gets one it's a goal
It's all so tiresome
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Ofcourse
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>>153691826
and why would missing chances in a free hit against Man City haunt 15th place Leeds?
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>>153692119
I'm literally Arteta out but I hate you so much. Are you a rival fan or is this just a kink? Champions don't let their rivals make 10 chances and hope they don't score.
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>>153692025
except that he has 4 times as many goals as Martinelli this season
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>>153692159
That's how literally every team that won against us has played anon
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>>153692171
Shocking that this is true. But Gabi Marti is a Champions League cheat code at least.
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>>153692159
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Lelds did an Arsenal special.
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seen those given
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>>153692685
This is further proof that City is inevitable
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>sneeds
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No need for theatrics
Just a simple 1-0
Mark of champions
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Leeds have always been a massively ABA club.
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yeah City won’t drop any more points in the league unless Real or Newcastle slaughter loads of their players.
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>>153692831
that why they bent over twice for Arsenal but play everyone else as if it's a cup final?
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>>153692827
why aren't they holding a photoshoot after winning?
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>>153692878
They don't celebrate beating relegation fodder like we do
At least our players internally know that they're just a midtable club punching above their weight
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tik tok aws
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stuff of champions. unlike dropping points to wolves
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3:30 am in the Philippines btw
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>>153692938
sad!
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We battered lelds pretty easily both games so I dont think they're that much of a good team. But its interesting how they dominated huge spells of the game. City aren't the city of old.
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>>153692941
>City aren't the city of old
but it's the same old Arsenal
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>>153692938
>City aren't the city of old.
They're even better now that Pep has to be creative again instead of his overreliance to Haaland
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>>153692982
Old arsenal? The ones who used to win trophies? I'm glad desu. You have more optimism than me.
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>>153692938
8pm in Swansea right now.
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>title race against shitty is watching teams miss sitters against them while we’re everyone’s cup final.
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>>153693735
>while we’re everyone’s cup final.
I genuinely think people who say this shit are painfully stupid. Everyone acts like it's a cup final because >we look scared shitless of everyone. Everyone acts like it's a cup final because >we look beatable. Everyone acts like it's a cup final because >we're too busy trying not to lose a game rather than win it. They don't just bend over for every other club but turn it up against >us and >us only. >We just fucking roll out the red carpet for them every single fucking time.
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>>153693838
but this year is different
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>>153693862
You're right. >We've gotten a fuck ton more cowardly this season without any fucking excuse for it.
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>>153693898
but enough about liverpool
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>>153693911
No, >we should talk about Livershit more. Especially the second half against them at home. Fucking disgustingly cowardly football on that day. Even though the first half went just fucking fine. There was absolutely no reason to lose cool but >we did anyway. Fucking terrible match.
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>lelds missing chances on purpose to force the city vs arsenal game to be as hype as possible
Thought it was only the AFL here and american sports that were scripted
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Cant wait for this cheating scum to die from ass cancer.
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>>153694356
glad when he is finally gone either way because it will take a couple of years but his personal wrong doings (doping - documented and confided) and Barcas under his tenure (blood washing and doping, rigging the league and many more) along with City (financial doping, PEDs, you name it) will
come under scrutiny eventually, with conclusive results for once, hopefully.
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Premier League March's fixtures:
>Chelsea (H)
>Brighton (A)
>Everton (H)
The only one I'm slightly worried about is Brighton away
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>>153694597
there is no ‘safe’ game for >us, mind you >we drew vs the worst premiership side - ever. City are playing like shit but won’t drop points, >we play like shit plus everyone being overplayed and thus knackered with the little extra of no Havertz and every game is a final, especially with the mental midget Arteta turning everyone into a mess once City tighten the thumb screws like today.
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>UAE will spend half a billion pounds for national security instead of city's midfield rebuild next season
at last, next season should be ours surely
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>>153695142
nope
>VAR for corners and 2nd yellows | 5-sec countdown on throws and goal-kicks | 10-sec countdown on subs | As revealed, players off for 1 min on an injury
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cg7e15d4lvlo
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>>153695167
we only waste time when we're winning anyways so this won't do much
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>>153695188
or drawing
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We only need a draw tomorrow and we're on same points as city with 1 GD to city. Not a bad position. Remember you only have to win the league with positive GD, points aren't even that important.
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>>153696790
Wat
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>>153684570
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what happens to arsenal if they fail to win anything this season?
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How humiliating is the choke going to be?
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Can't wait to draw today
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Calm down... it is just chelsea
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Any of the female gunners worth gooning to?
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Wake up brethren we must prepare psyops and gaslight ING in the case arsenal don't win
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>>153700657
Calm down... it is just the best team in the world (according to that bald cunt) Chelsea
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