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First for Szczesny.
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>If relegation-threatened Tottenham fail to win at Fulham on Sunday (14:00 GMT), Gunners fans can celebrate St Totteringham's Day once more. Whatever the Spurs result, Arsenal would guarantee it with a win against Chelsea later in the day (16:30).
>The previous earliest was on 9 March in 2008.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cwygre5geq2o
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>>153701543
this, worst feel.
>>153701573
yeah no point in gloating as long as Wet Spam don’t start picking up points.
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No changes from last week apparently
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>>153702301
good.
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good.
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good.
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>>153702301
Makes you wonder if something is going on.
>>153702230
Glad Havertz is back so >we are not without a sub for n. 10 role
Eze should really grab this chance and not start shitting the bed till >we play Tottenham in the FA cup next year.
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>crystal palace
>fulum
>nottingham
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>>153700960
I’m sorry, bros, but as an Arsenal fan since Podolski/Szczesny, I just don’t like this iteration of the team. I don’t like the players or Arteta. I don’t think they play fun football. When they were the young ~20 year old darlings, the excitement over their potential and what they could be was more exciting than what they turned into. Sell everyone and bring in all 16-22 year olds, preferably not Chelsea cast-offs.
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>>153701016
great shot stopper, abysmal at crosses and pretty crap with the ball on his feet under pressure, i remember that he used to unnerve the whole backline after misplacing a pass or some shit, having koscielny in front of you didn't help either i guess
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What do you faggots want honestly? Even if the football is boring we're winning games and theres a feel good factor in the club. Arteta managed to build a squad built for him not by Kroenke's unlike his predecessors, its a far cry in 2010s Wenger. When the players ruled the dressing room we played shit but when Arteta ruled it we're winning games. What do you want honestly
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>Shieze
It's every fucking player man. Pass when they should shoot and shoot when should pass. Saka, Trossard, Rice, Martinelli, Ødegaard, Zubi, Eze, fucking everyone. Gyokeres is probably the one only who would just shoot no matter what.
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>>153703163
>Even if the football is boring we're winning games
Like against Livershit and Forest and Brentford and Wolves? Forget the away Livershit game and the United game and the Villa game. What about the first four?
>What do you want honestly
I want them to play like they want to fucking win. Not play like they don't want to lose. I want them to show some fucking balls and not just in random bursts against random shitters.
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SET PIECE OWEN SET PIECE OWEN SET PIECE OWEN SET PIECE OWEN SET PIECE OWEN SET PIECE OWEN SET PIECE OWEN SET PIECE OWEN SET PIECE OWEN SET PIECE OWEN
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the spanish connection
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https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1772384580571858.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1772384580571858.webm
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>>153703430
>he's taking too many retard touches
Applies to every single player unfortunately. Always just 4 more fucking touches. Just 2 more touches bro. That's all I need. Just 6 more touches. I can score this man I swear. Just 5 more touches.
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>>153703448
FUN FACT, biggest ballhog in the team ødegaard, his father was every day thinking when he was young and training him "has martin had enough touches on the ball today" said so in an interview. turns out martin had too many touches
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>>153703487
Damn fucking shame he couldn't train it out of his son when he was younger cause the useless cunt still needs a minimum of 4 touches before doing ANYTHING. Forget taking a shot, this fucking clown needs 4 touches before doing fucking anything. Before passing, before scanning, before moving, before fucking breathing.
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>>153703535
They haven't looked threatening but that doesn't mean fuck all when >we keep inviting pressure. All it takes is one chance. And judging by the million fucking chances >we are wasting, all it will take is a single chance too. Would not be surprised in the slightest if >we blow it.
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This squad is missing one person right now.
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Not this shit again
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GEE IT'S ALMOST LIKE >WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN >OUR CHANCES INSTEAD OF PASSING IT AROUND 90 TRILLION TIMES TAKING 40 QUADRILLION TOUCHES IN THE BOX
WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT??????????????????????????????????
WHO IN THE FUCKING WORLD COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THAT COMING???????????????????????????????????????????
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REMINDER
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Oh look, we score a goal, proceed to show absolute zero ambition to score again and then concede a shit goal, what a shock, Spurs aside it's not like this hasn't happened in pretty much every game the past couple of months.
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told you lads, the nerves are there now, Arsenal should be comfortably ahead but now that >we gave them a way back thanks to >our greatest ally turned against us - owen goal. Same with the Wolves game, unbelievable.
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>>153703882
It's because the refereeing has changed. Previously Arsenal could get away with anything at corners while other teams were penalized for the slightest nudge. Now it seems like anything goes for all teams.
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>>153704074
and why did saka drop off a cliff? because arteta never rotated him and played him the full 90 even in dead rubber or useless games. just like he did with havertz, white and now rice and zubi
hes a brainlet
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>>153703598
>I'm not understanding this hate
>he makes technical mistakes
Yeah, that's why anon. He makes stupid fucking decisions, his passing has been shit, his shooting has been shit, his fouling has been rampant
>He has been leading the charge against Artetaball
Lol
Lmao even
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>>153704337
bleh
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he got too excited
this game is clearly too big for this dumb fuck
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im impressed none of you killed yourselves after the Wolves draw.
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JUST FUCKING SHOOT YOU CUNT
JUST FUCKING SHOOT
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
FUCKING SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>153704521
This mong has officiated many games. I think there has to be some sort of rule for a second yellow though. The first two were complete fucking bullshit however.
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buttoning up tight, dont do anything crazy 1 up against 10 men! would be a real shame to score a few more!
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>>153704618
One can only hope Kai just singlehandedly turns it up.
>>153704627
No, we all get it. Arteta is a monumental coward. It just sucks is all.
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>take off your star striker that notoriously plays well against shitters who gives him space even though you have the man advantage and can bring on a player that plays incredibly well with your star striker
HOW ARE >WE MAKING THIS SO MUCH FUCKING HARDER FOR >OURSELVES
FUCK YOU ARTETA YOU FUCKING COWARD
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>doubters
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It's been happening for the last three seasons mind you. This is why I just cannot accept that this is a player thing and not a manager thing.
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Happy St Totteringham's Day anyway.
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City have to play real Madrid twice, Newcastle, Chelsea, and Arsenal twice (one in the league cup) all in a row. If they win all those games then you can say they deserve to win the league. But I doubt they will because they're one injury away from collapse again.
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What's Chelsea's problem?
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WELL WELL WELL
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>>153705178
Very early this year.
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Not great goalkeeping.
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>>153705373
And he even complained to the ref, embarrassing.
He was awful all game. If I was a Chelsea fan I'd be furious, you've spent billions of pounds in the last few years and this is your goalkeeper? Surely you can do better
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>>153703681
We're just keeping the seat warm for Villa. Two more weeks.
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30 May 2026. Puskás Arena.
UEFA Champions League Final.
Arsenal 1-1 Bayern Munich (90+6')
Zubimendi slices a wild effort wide, but linesman wrongly gives a corner because he thought it was deflected.
Saka plays in a delicious ball. Gabriel flicks it backward.
The ball rebounds off of Rice’s elbow, onto 'ARRY’s face, and into the goal as we shove 4 Bayern players into the ground with White sexually molesting Neuer all throughout.
10 minute VAR check on all incidents, goal given.
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kek.
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>>153705373
Sanchez has been terrible for years
>>153705401
I don't know what Chelsea are even about any more who knows what Boehly and company plan if anything
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>>153705373
Him crying about being pulled down to the ref and his manager asking them to check var was the cherry on top
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>>153705134
>Brighton and West Ham away
>2 teams that have ended >our title run in the past
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>random unpainted wood at the back
>picture pinned up without a frame
>TV is bent and off angle
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Made like 3? extremely vital saves today. MotM for me.
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>performance wasnt there
it was on set pieces. fuck i get theyre having a melty, but defending corners is legit part of the game. dont concede them then if you cant handle em. its always been a tussle part of the game. and if tiny timber outjumps you to score a header, you lose, that should be treated as a golden goal. go home.
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Gabriel now has the most goal contributions for an Arsenal centre-back in Premier League history
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Arsenal reached an agreement to sign twins Edwin & Holger Quintero in December. The process involved forging a close relationship with their club, Independiente del Valle & bringing the pair over for a trial last summer, where their skills & physical data blew people away, reports @JNorthcroft.
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For me it was the one right before the corner Handicapie converted.
>>153705924
Lmao a coupla weeks of him talking and he'll get the boot, innit.
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Hincapie did the honorable thing after Rice got away with what should've been a pen. Other than that, giving so much possession + chances to a team with 10 men is concerning, I hate this safe nervy bs that's been our downfall in every season we've fallen short recently, stop raising our blood pressure arteta.
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Fail to man mark, its that simple. They go defend zones and allow space play. When youre a man up there should never be an opp player alone. Dont worry about positioning its total football time, mark your man and catenaccio that bitch.
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>>153706892
That's pretty good, I bet a few hundred on City when their odds were low, reverse jinx hasn't worked past seasons though. I've been making steady money with Arsenal bottling the league, I really hope I lose my money this year la.
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arsenal are becoming my favourite team because of how much respect they show to the opposition
even during games
they'll see defenders in a high pressure situation - like defending a corner, and come up to give them a biiiiiiiig hug
it's really sweet and probably makes those defenders feel much more at ease
good for the game, i hope other teams catch on and start being more like arsenal
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>>153707696
whatever makes you seethe more
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>>153707769
ship has sailed months ago, there's no time for experimenting sadly, he should've played skelly in midfield at the end of last season when there was nothing to play for, right now nørgaard starting is a no brainer
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>>153707124
>I hate this safe nervy bs
It's not even fucking safe. That's the worse part. It's needlessly risky and just putting infinitely more pressure not just on your defenders but your attackers as well. If you keep possession and just pass it among yourself at least you can all take a slight breather and just punish them quickly, which is exactly what >we fucking used to do 2 years ago but fucking Arteta has stuck his head so far deep in the sand that it might as well be in China.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_(country)
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Gyokeres vs Chelsea
76 minutes
0 shots on target
0 shots off target
0/1 accurate/taken shots
0% shot accuracy
0.03 expected goals
0 chances created
0 assists
0.05 expected assists
0/3 successful/attempted dribbles
0% dribbles successful
0 tackles
6/12 successful/attempted passes
50% pass accuracy
2/9 successful/attempted duels
22% duels successful
1/7 successful/attempted ground duels
14% ground duel successful
1/2 successful/attempted aerial duels
50% aerial duel success
Improvement?
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>'Ugly' or 'beautiful'? Set-pieces prove decisive for Arsenal again
bbc front page. and im guessing every other publication... you know what? fuck all that i hope we win every remaining game with a shitty messy set piece goal. you wanted it? you can fucking have it.
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Elite at everything except scoring this season
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we need an lw to relieve tross ffs he doesnt have 90 in his legs and a playmaker like pedri.
martinelli out and jesus out and keep the rest. no need to bullshit, but we gotta spend cash on those 2 positions, no cheeky buys, its gotta be class. 80+ each.
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>>153710606
we need a press resistant midfielder who can break lines to build up as well, zubi crumbles in big games and gets bullied easily at times, ideally it should be someone like wharton but i suspect teta will go for another workhorse shitter come summer
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>>153711354
HOT TAKE: YOUR FACE, MY ARSE
if youre not pondering the aroma then ill have a nice hot streak for shitty
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These are both of the teams that set the set piece record btw
>Oldham 92/93
Almost got Relegated at 19th that barely got by because of GD
Relegated a season after that
>West Brom 2016/17
Midtable shitters (10th)
Relegated a season after that
>Arsenal 2025/26
Top of the league* (*Top Table contenders imploded so Arsenal looks like the least non-shit team)
Fate in 2026/27 is undetermined but leaning on relegation if past data stands
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>Riccardo Calafiori: "I want to return to Roma at some point. I can't predict the future but it's unfinished business for me. I was 18, it felt like a dream at Roma. But then COVID happened, I couldn't celebrate with Curva Sud."
Fuck this guy
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>>153712229
maybe he just wants to a play at a less SHIT club, under a less SHIT manager, a team who don't spend every SHITTING minute of every game being SHIT and praying for corners so they can claim yet another SHIT win, even though it'll all be for nothing as City will SHIT ON THEM before May, as per.
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Reminder not to reply to mentally ill freaks like the "Philippines" flag.
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>>153712353
lmao
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I would be ashamed if we end up winning the title this way
Wenger would be rolling in his grave
but I'll be glad though if we shithouse our way for CL trophy that would be the biggest middle finger to other European clubs
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