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/cric/ - Blessing Muzarabani the slayer of convicts Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)14:04:08 No.153640137 [Reply]▶
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>convicts were ktfo of the WC by THIS
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they aren't going to recover from this ever like are they
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Most individual sixes in a T20 WC edition
17* - Shimron Hetmyer (2026)
17 - Nicholas Pooran (2024)
16 - Chris Gayle (2012)
16 - Rahmanullah Gurbaz (2024)
Most 250-plus totals in T20Is
4 - IND
3 - ZIM
3 - WI
Highest totals in T20 WCs
260/6 - SL vs KEN, Joburg, 2007
254/6 - WI vs ZIM, Wankhede, 2026*
235/5 - IRE vs OMAN, Colombo SSC, 2026
230/8 - ENG vs SA, Wankhede, 2016
229/4 - SA vs ENG, Wankhede, 2016
225/5 - SL vs OMAN, Pallekele, 2026
This is also the highest T20I totals against Zimbabwe, bettering India’s 234/2 at Harare in 2024.
19 sixes by West Indies today is the joint-most hit in a T20 World Cup innings alongside NED’s 19 against IRE at Sylhet in the 2014 edition.
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Have a Catholic baddie
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>Sri Lanka could play their 2026 T20 World Cup semi-final at home, if they make it to that stage, depending on who they play against and who else qualifies.
>If Sri Lanka are drawn to meet anyone other than India, and if Pakistan do not make the semi-finals, the R Premadasa Stadium in Colombo will host the match in what appears to be a change to the ICC's original schedule announcement and the tournament playing conditions.
>In a communication to all stakeholders after the Super Eights were finalised, seen by ESPNcricinfo, the ICC confirmed the semi-finals logistics as follows:
>"Semi-final 1 is a floating arrangement with the match to be held in either Colombo or Kolkata.
>"If Pakistan qualify for the semi-finals, they will play in semi-final 1 in Colombo on 4 March.
>"If Pakistan do not qualify for the semi-finals, but Sri Lanka do qualify and play anyone other than India, then Sri Lanka will play in semi-final 1 in Colombo."
>The ICC also reiterated that in the event of neither Pakistan nor Sri Lanka qualifying, semi-final 1 will be played in Kolkata and semi-final 2 in Mumbai. India, if they reach the semi-finals, will play in Mumbai regardless of who they are drawn against unless they play Pakistan, in which case they will travel to Colombo. If none of India, Pakistan or Sri Lanka qualify, the team that finishes first in Group 1 of the Super Eights will play the second-placed team from Group 2 in Kolkata, and the Group 2 winner will play the Group 1 runners-up in Mumbai.
And this is why the ICC should stop hosting tournaments in the fucking subcontinent. But they won't.
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I think its hilarious they schedule matches around their brown border wars
rest of the cricket countries just cruise wherever they want to while these retards squabble over which garbage dump is better like children lmao
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>Italian cricket is in crisis days after the country's T20 World Cup debut, as it emerged that a senior national official has been investigated over a sexual assault allegation.
>Federazione Cricket Italiana (FCRI) women's cricket co-ordinator Prabath Ekneligoda, 57, was the subject of a criminal investigation relating to a claim he inappropriately touched a member of the Azzurri women's national team.
>Multiple members of the Italy board are said to have resigned over this case and other governance issues, BBC Sport has been told.
>The sexual assault allegation was made to police in Rome in March last year by a player who has represented the national team.
>The player, whose identity is protected for legal reasons, alleged that the sexual assault occurred during a massage on a knee injury at a training session, and she had been scared to report the incident because she feared it would cost her a spot in the team.
>An investigation was concluded by a Rome prosecutor in November 2025 and Ekneligoda was interviewed by police the following month.
>A decision is now set to be made on whether there is sufficient evidence to bring it to trial. Ekneligoda's lawyer said his client denies the allegations, that there are ulterior motives to the allegations, and that a witness supports his version of events.
mamma mia
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>>153648157
2 months and some change
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>oi moite ya call that survivior moite nah moite convict survivor is the real hardcore survivor
>convict "allstars" gets completely btfo by a US soccer mom and her big momma sidekick
Lmao convicts aren't known for their intelligence really
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>oi moite we need to blindside this uggo
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>corr wharra peewee sheila gonna ask her for a root in the back o' me ute
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Sebbo's way as in see u at da gabba moite is funnier, moite
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He's right there mate
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Don't even know who these terrorists are apart from shitheap shitfridi and monobrow (this admittedly could be the moniker for every paki)
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>Tebbit Test
Just don't ask who convict's brave engshitter Josh Inglish's parents support - might trigger some engshitter hypocrisy ptsd you see
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Corr love a good paki paklapso
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>Pakis will make it to the semis
>India won't
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cam on ingerland score some facking runs
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>greentexting
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Highest individual scores by a captain in T20 WCs
100 - Harry Brook vs PAK, Pallekele, 2026*
98 - Chris Gayle vs IND, Bridgetown, 2010
94* - Lorcan Tucker vs OMAN, Colombo SSC, 2026
92 - Rohit Sharma vs AUS, Bridgetown, 2024
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JOFRA'd
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>>153651375
>Luton
Fitting
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>>153651485
Why do non-indian faggots still parrot the population meme every time we lose? You realize that not all of us can play. Its as absurd as making fun of china for being trash at football or cricket or baseball.
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Honestly, the team's performance this WC has been absolutely bonkers
>almost lose to Nepal in what would have been the biggest upset ever in T20 cricket
>bowl complete shit to Windies and lose by 30 runs
>chase 153 against Scotland with more than an over remaining
>hit 200+ against Italy yet still allow them to get to 178
>stumble to 146/9 against Sri Lanka only to bowl them out for 95
>restrict Pakistan to 164/9 yet need Brook to hit a century to win
Wouldn't even be shocked if they somehow got to the final and won it at this rate
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No it's not. You're just too low IQ to understand.
You have a 1.5 billion population and cricket is by far your most popular sport, so if your population didn't have shit genetics then you would expect every player in your XI to be absolutely world class and your teams to be virtually unbeatable in every format. Yet you consistently lose to nations with populations of less than 60 million where cricket isn't even the number one sport.
Other nations are producing world class cricketers at a significantly higher rate per capita. You're an international joke.
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Is Shahibzada the future?
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Tick... Tock..
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Had a dream I was watching an Australia vs Sri Lanka test match at the mcg with my family, we were going to the bar and getting beer after beer that came in proper glass pot glasses, it was great, Cummins beat the batsman every ball in the first over but sadly no wicket fell
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Had a dream where convict captain cumshyte won a series in englel or India, that is Bharat. But then i woke up and realised that never happened and never will
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the mythical land of Australia, the only country to have won every major icc trophy available, living, nay, thriving rent free for half a decade in the mind of certain man
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>>153655990
Captain convict cumshyte a fraud just like punter who faked an injury to avoid being Bhajji's bunny again
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>play for convictstralia in the world cup?
>OWWW MY BACK
>play for Sunrisers?
>ready to go boss
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he doesnt like that nuke
the funniest back injury of the last few years was the boy konstas causing chuckrah to seethe so hard he threw his back one test later and with it indias hopes of retaining the bgt. kholis career came to a fart filled end shortly after too lmao
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Hey, AI algorithm, can you post a pic of convict shitter cumshyte or steve shyte lifting the Gavaskar-border trophy in India tbe way KING Kohli did twice in convicstralia?
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>test matches in Mackay & Darwin against bangladesh
lmao good to see they're taking that format seriously. reminder to the bangladeshi team to leave your tour bus unlocked, the boongs will just smash the windows and steal everything either way
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>There's a huge fan following of you in India, particularly women.
>There is this huge, huge set of women have crushes on you, me included. My best friend included. My best friend included.
>She messaged me, 'Oh you are meeting Pat Cummins. I am so jealous of you. Of course, everyone knows you are married, but how do you cater to female attention,"
>the anchor Sahiba Bali asked the Australia star on Star Sports.
CumSTUD
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gemini who is the reigning border gavaskar, ashes and odi world cup champions?
ok thanks
gemini, how many countries have won every major icc title?
oh i thought there were more thanks gemini
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>BREAKING NEWS:
>If India don't qualify for the Semi-finals of the T20 World Cup, the format will change to a "Super 5" challenge where the top 2 sides from each Super 8 group will be joined by India in a round-robin format with all games played in Chennai and Mumbai to determine the winner of the tournament.
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just because he married an Andromedian DOES NOT mean he's gay, jeez.
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I think that might have been his point lad
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>>153657004
classic /weakmind/s, always withdraw when defeat is imminent
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*takes your world cup and your women*
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*takes the border gavaskar for a laugh as well*
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*seals it with a juicy mace for lulz*
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he reminds them
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keep fellating him and Pat will be Cummin' down your throat mate
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undefeated in test against india
Crucifier of the chucker
Thumper of the thrower
Buckbreaker of Bumrah
Sam KING Konstas
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my beautiful centurion (unless she chokes, then she's dead to me)
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Father of convicts
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He rates australia as the hardest team to play against, hardest series he ever had was at home against australia and he considers pat cummins the most challenging bowler he has ever faced
Ol pooj is alright
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knew he fucking faked his death
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Today is the day
Of the Hindu /strongmind/
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>I feel bad for Pakis
Never
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>match winning knock in a tricky run chase on test debut vs convicts
>Dharmawashed convicts 4-0 at home
>b2b away series wins in convictstralia
The last great test match batter. Miss u ChePu
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India have nothing to lose now so they just have to go for it vs Zim and Win
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lol a 7 year old girl in Pakistan was playing cricket and got death threats for being unislamic
Hope I was making it up
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Sir Lanka to bowl first
New Zealand (Playing XI): Tim Seifert(w), Finn Allen, Rachin Ravindra, Glenn Phillips, Mark Chapman, Daryl Mitchell, Mitchell Santner(c), Cole McConchie, Matt Henry, Ish Sodhi, Lockie Ferguson
Sri Lanka (Playing XI): Pathum Nissanka, Kusal Mendis(w), Charith Asalanka, Pavan Rathnayake, Kamindu Mendis, Dasun Shanaka(c), Dunith Wellalage, Dushan Hemantha, Dushmantha Chameera, Maheesh Theekshana, Dilshan Madushanka
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>>153661097
>tim say fart
>fun ellen
>daryl mitchell santner
>coal mah coochie
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>convicts were ktfo of the WC by THIS
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>0.2 0 2 2
He reminds them
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4 wickets for the Hindu /strongmind/
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Allegedly his dad combined RAhul Dravid and SaCHIN Tendulkar's names
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what do these posts mean
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please quite everyone we will do the poopam Nissanka mourning ritual for shitlanka, he thought he won the world cup that day bloody scum
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God what you saying ,get out on golden duck ? my ancestors need banana ?
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dont forget dickwella
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Keshav vs Gudakesh
The Hindu /strongmind/ bhagwans of SLA do battle tomorrow
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Kek ynr the nagin danceoff
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/hindupeabrain/
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Sport Schedule:
Thursday (GMT):
9:30 - West Indies vs Saffas
13:30 - India vs Zimbabwe
19:00 - Premier league darts
20:00 - Wigan vs Leigh
Friday:
6:05 - Moana vs W Force
8:35 - Reds vs Highlanders
13:30 - England vs NZ
20:00 - Castleford vs Huddersfield / Hull FC vs York Knights / Wolves vs Aston Villa
Saturday:
6:05 - Chiefs vs Crusaders
8:35 - Brumbies vs Blues
12:30 - Bournemouth vs Sunderland
13:30 - Sri Lanka vs Pakistan
17:30 - Warrington vs Wakefield / Leeds vs Man City / Dortmund vs Bayern
Sunday:
midnight - Hull KR vs Leeds
2:15am - Knights vs Cowboys
4:30am - Bulldogs vs Dragons
9:30 - Zimbabwe vs South Africa
12:00 - Rangers vs Celtic
13:30 - India vs West Indies
14:00 - United vs Palace
16:30 - Arsenal vs Chelsea
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>Born 18 November 1999 (age 26)
>Wellington, New Zealand
saaar do not redeem the indian passport sarrrr
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harder physically, lifting 90kg fire doors up flights of stairs to hang. But probably less demanding mentally, train drivers here have to deal with abos and mentalists committing suicide by train.
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not many junkies in the door trade, thats more painters roofers and concreatures.
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I dont really get shitjeets point
he tries to claim all wins from Anglo nations are because of one player that happens to be indian
but then when theres a team made completely up of indians, they suck?
so isnt the winning formula to have as few as possible?
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Based kiwifren
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it was probably just the one arse lad
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I cant blame them
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It's a deep rabbit hole
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golfed today
so bad i'm not even going to tell you my score
so bad that i went straight to my dad's place after and put my clubs away in his shed, so i'm less tempted to get them out and play again
my golfing days are over for a while
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>NNNOOOOO YOU CANT DAMAGE MY HECKING PATCH OF ECOLOGICAL TERRORISM NOOOOO NOT THE HECKING GREENERINO
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sandwich and tea for breakfast
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ohnono
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just a bunch of greens, tomato, purple onion, cheese, olives, olive oil. I don't like branded shite like sauces.
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>>153670944
I'll look. you aussies are supposed to push bush tucker man.
https://youtu.be/kzogo4Bhf6U
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>>153671044
more of an alby mangels man, me
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>>153671075
Ive surfed me whole life mate. You'd cry if you saw some of the chicks ive fucked and some of the peach bums I see daily out in the water. Saved a couple of jeets too from rips, let some drown once when the waves were pumping and didnt want to leave the spot I was surfing lul.
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>bush tucker man
gigabased
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More of a Malcolm Douglas man myself.
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saar here's a video of how white Russian paid the toll by marrying a indi https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTAnxQACcxe
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>visa for russia
shit how bad is india youd want to escape to russia
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>eye exam
a slippery (kek) slope
https://youtu.be/iabM_Xl-VQ0
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>>153671356
kek ive been doing the same since the jannies pulled this shit
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keep up the good work
I'm sure it'll make your lives fulfilling
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based fuck britjeet
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/afl/: shits everywhere
also /afl/:
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>engshitters lost to THIS
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Kek GG is reading my posts
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