Would Stuart Broad have become a good bowler if Yuvraj didn't btfo him?

>>153672217
Luckseam Dukesbabby but enough to zutt convicts

Burzabani

200 minimum pitch

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completely blocked the cunt now. on whatsapp, her number on my phone etc she cant contact me now
spoke again with former fwb yesterday. said she's seeing someone now and doesnt want to mess it up. we kept talking and i said in no uncertain terms that i really need to fuck someone. she said i should visit her, lol
and some 18 year old girl in my neighborhood learnt of me and wants to meet me. but cba
might go out again and take home the next cunt that presses her snatch against my dick like the other night
fucking faggots, cricket

>win the toss against Windies and bowl
>get raped

>win the toss against India and bowl
>

>>153672281
>completely blocked the cunt now
my oneitis did this ;(

300 minimum pitch

>India batting stats vs spin this WC
Sehwag rolling in his chola bhatura

>>153672319
off spin specifically

>white man Evans saves 4
>black man drops catch

Do you think they'll cross 200?

>coomeraman zooming in on random girls

This is a flatter pitch than the one Win hit 250 off Zim

>>153672357
Alri, Musekiwa

KWAB
blacks can't catch

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>dropped again

think SA favourites so far
india will choke like always

>droppedbabwe

220+ today

>Zimbabwe dropped just one catch across three games in the group stage; they have dropped five in the two Super 8 games so far.
ICC must investigate this

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>white girl with yellow teeth and India flag paint on cheeks

>>153672419
honorary Aryan

>SEA peewee pedo posting
>Indian batter getting out to a slower ball yet again

absolute dog angle

kek Musekiwa finally gets a catch

Zim ground fielding been top notch just engshittered their catches

>200
>20 balls left
>6ube still to bat

i mean its alright so far

don't worry britjeet, when you guys lose you can just pretend like you supported Eng the whole time

Stick to noncing livestock peewee pedo

L O U D

>most runs in a T20 WC inning
>most sixes in a T20 WC inning
jeets stat padding against mighty zimbabwe

lol
slow over rate

White man saving Zimbabwe

12 runs off the last over and Zim will have conceded 500 runs in 2 matches after opting to bowl

>>153672589
Raza should sell his gold chain and compensate the bowlers

KEK WHAT A BITCH

Hardik stat padding his 50

>WI-India 510 all out
Zimbooby 147

lol, lmao

300 run pitch 44 short GG has to go yaar

>>153672594
I was told pooslime blokes aren't allowed to wear gold. Might be silver i can't tell

this india team seems to have less egos of teams gone by, come across quite well

Highest total in T20 World Cups
260/6 SL vs Ken Joburg 2007
>256/4 Ind vs Zim Chennai 2026
>254/6 WI vs Zim Wankhede 2026
235/5 Ire vs Oman Colombo SSC 2026
230/8 Eng vs SA Wankhede 2016
229/4 SA vs Eng Wankhede 2016

cam on India
take some fucking wickets

aussies lost to THIS? heh

Wonder how much the BCCICC paid Zimbabwe to chuck this game. They're literally making no effort to get near this total.

>>153672907
No, I think they're just that shit. Managing to have the same thing happen to you two games running isn't the sign of a competent team. Winning the toss and then fielding in a T20 is absolutely retarded.

3 beers deep
wish zachy was here

>26 runs conceded by Shivam Dube is the most expensive over by an Indian bowler in T20 World Cups
>Previous: 25 runs by Yuvraj Singh vs NZ, Joburg, 2007
two 2007 Indian records broken tonight

>can't bowl out Mugabe XI
Story loss but won't begrudge a ton for Zim

Highest individual scores for Zimbabwe (T20 World Cup)
84* Brian Bennett vs Ind Chennai 2026
82 Sikandar Raza vs Ire Hobart 2022
64* Brian Bennett vs Aus Colombo RPS 2026
64 Sean Williams vs Ban Brisbane 2022

>35 wickets for Arshdeep in T20 World Cups – the most for India surpassing Bumrah’s 33 & the most by a left-arm seamer surpassing Trent Boult’s 34

lol what a beamer
Dube is pissed tonight maybe because he didn't get to bat

>Seven no-balls by India in this World Cup – the joint most for a team alongside Canada; Shivam Dube has bowled five off those – the most by a single bowler.

India won by 72 runs
Dube conceded 46 runs in 2 overs

indiabro you can be the new zachy

>>153673223
I think NRR is irrelevant now, Ind v Win is winner takes all (no result/tie = Win win)
>>153673194
He can take it out on his paki wife

youre all faggots

Der ewige Nederlander

Bennet should've got the MoM.

in 2 days the tournament will be over (for us) and I can stop pretending to acknowledge the existence of this stupid format

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>>153674091
>

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i wish i told zachy how much he means to me before he left

I'll think of Zachy every time I go bouldering

Glad that boring bouldering bhenchod is gone

>>153675822
>when its b

Still thinking about what the absolute fuck Sri Lankans were thinking against peewee shitters

that one peewee that has a folder full of AI zachy pics must be crying right now

>>153676560
kek

>>153673855
this is the first post that you've made in literally months that is actually sensible

Beergun?

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Peewees better beat engshitters else i will tell Jay Shah to ban peewee shitters from ftanchise memehit or worse, lock the sheep pen at night

sorry to break it to you cunt, there are literally zero kiwis that give a fuck about T20 let alone a """""world""""" cup for it
it is not being talked about here at all so, win, lose or draw means absolutely nothing to everyone except (you)

there's unironically more hype for the upcoming NASCAR and Indycar seasons than there is for cricket right now in NZ

in my country no one knows what t20 is

We're more of a relevant global sports nation

>>153678077
you play poonion kek

I wouldn't be piping up if my national "sport" closely resembled a pack of seagulls chasing after discarded hot chips on a beach.

>>153678129
kek done him

>>153678110
No i dont mate. What position do I play?

>>153678110
we don't play it very well anymore, if that helps at all.

>toil almost done
>Nice day
>ZERO (0) mentions of "pub?" in the group chat
Fucks sakes lads sometimes you gotta do it yourself

>>153678152
>>153678178
>>153678207
Don't care cockhead

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>>153678222

"cricket" on early tomorrow morning which I shan't be watching.

any sport on tonight

Couply super rugby matches later

>>153678288
Who are you quoting mate

>>153678436
no one in here obviously because no one ever talks about cricket here

watching survivor

Phoebe Litchfield

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>>153678241

think I'd rather watch Meme20 over ALF tbphwyl
although, neither are real sports obviously

starting to think Grace knows about our foot fetish

Palwinder is picking up my uber eats order

/deliverymind/

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>>153679771

New Zealand isn't a real country it doesn't even have an air force.

>>153679792
I forced air up your mums arse with this dihh mate

New Zealand to Australia is what Greenland is to America.

Yes Australia lusts after us but cant have us

>>153679803
GOTTERN

Typical of a New Zealander to not realise we own him all but in name.

Jokes on you, we have nothing of value

you have nice mountains I want to snowboard on

your ___ has nice ____ i want to _________ on

>>153678832
are you deliberately doing this just to piss me off now?

your grace has nice feet i want to cum on

your pitch has nice cracks i want to bowl on

>>153679923
I still have no idea what she looks like (I don't care enough to look it up)

>>153679947
someone did post her once she's pretty cute
but i'm not gonna start posting her myself because it would feel like admitting defeat

>>153679886
fuck off we're full

>peewee shitter hours

just did the most squelchy shart into my loo
go phoebe!

>>153680107
I'll have a clever comment to hit you back with if I wake up tomorrow and see that nz won.
If I wake up to find that nz did not win I will have no such comment and you won't hear from me again.

in the absence of cricket, petition for /cric/ to become an alysa liu general

i mean this as nicely as possible, but that girl's "popularity" is just some marxist astroturfed nonsense and you shouldn't pay it any attention

i have a counter argument, i believe her popularity is because she's cute and fun

>>153680279
Have you thought about becoming a sex-haver instead of whatever it is you are now?

golfing on the morrow

>>153680310
NOW WE'RE TALKING

>>153680265
trvke

>>153680310
Based. What course? I'm playing 9 at The Hills tomorrow before heading over to the NZ Open at Millbrook, then going to the boomer-gig Sneaky Sound System free gig. Not super keen but a free gig is a free gig.

>>153680284
>instead of being attracted to women, go and have sex instead
not sure if it was intentional but you have made a very gay post there my friend.

>>153680325
crisp Queenstown chad

>>153680325
https://www.coastgolf.com.au/cms/
not quite as good as the hills but its a good track that i always seem to shoot well on

/cric/ is at it's best when it's /golf/

>two games of womens cricket on
>only one dick to wank
any solutionsmen in?

have a cup of tea and a lie down instead lad

>>153680330
Hills / Arrowtown / Jacks I'll clear my schedule to play a round with /crug/ anons if they're in the area, fuck Millbrook though their fees can go and get fucked. This applies to snow was well if you cunts want to shred.

>>153680340
have you tried asking 153680284
got the feeling he knows a thing or two about wanking dicks

>>153680337
>https://www.coastgolf.com.au/cms/
cor, looks 'risp AF. gl anon.

>>153680350
based
I'm not down there often enough, but always keen

Reds vs Highlanders

>>153680366
stream?

>>153680366
/crugmind/

petition to change /crug/ to /gug/
or /rolf/

Melie played again today. Another good performance.

G*lfers getting a bit too cocky around here

corrrrr what a try for the reds

oh
nevermind

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>>153678129

>>153680425
cute

QUEENSLANDER

do the reds look sharp or the highlanders just poo?

this is the year an aussie team wins super rugby
this is it

for me it's the auckland blues

>>153680461
bit of a strange game so far feels like highlanders having more of the ball but reds look v dangerous on counters

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for me its cardiff blues
but i haven't watched them in years ngl since the days of titgod

>former Reds player is reffing
HmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmMMMMMM

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>>153680472

>>153680469
Based as fuck Super 12 enthusiast

>>153680480
great fella

remember him pulling the fingers to the 'saders crowd back in the day kek

bretty good game this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8btfw32h-w
and then he kicked the conversion
maybe my favourite moment in the history of the sport

>we can lose this and still qualify
comfy
will prob beat engshitters anyway though

>>153680532
please do

its OVVAHHHH

>>153680514
I miss Dougie

REF WHAT THE FUCK

ROBBED

>>153680478
you might be on to something here mate....

after this i'll watch saffa open golf
then welsh open snooker
then england vs nz t20
then cardiff vs leinster and wolves v villa

gg reds win

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watching the end of the a league

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklSZmIx9-o

anyone on?

batting first, gg ez

England (Playing XI): Philip Salt, Jos Buttler(w), Harry Brook(c), Jacob Bethell, Tom Banton, Sam Curran, Will Jacks, Liam Dawson, Rehan Ahmed, Jofra Archer, Adil Rashid

New Zealand (Playing XI): Tim Seifert(w), Finn Allen, Rachin Ravindra, Glenn Phillips, Daryl Mitchell, Mark Chapman, Mitchell Santner(c), Cole McConchie, Matt Henry, Ish Sodhi, Lockie Ferguson

>previous thread isn't even archived yet

Right im here lets see how little Rehan does

did they play that new zealand anthem at x3 speed or someting

what the fuck was that

britjeet is that an off topic post i see
wuh oh

>>153681266
oh no no NO

>bat first
>play a maiden
Good job good effort peewee shitters

>>153681263
kek why is it sped up like this

https://x.com/Cilliersv/status/2027376465927369177

>>153681298
fucking lol

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>>153681298
>players pissing themselves

its weird that nz have been a decent team for like 8 years

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVQJ6mfiDQ3/

>>153681378
kek

>fuk timmies gon do

what a fucking spastic shot
imagine giving your wicket to fucking jacks of all people

finna "nonce one to midwicket" llen

>>153681240
EXOSKELETAL JUNCTION AT THE RAILROAD DELAYYYYYYYEEEEDDDD

>3 Barbadians
>2 pakis
>1 Zimbabwian
The """engshitter""" XI lol

what a start for rehan

he forgot about the welshman

glunn phullups

New Zealand bros what the fuck are you doing?

>banton
FUCKWIT

>>153681622
HEEM'd

snoozyland shat the bed badly post drinks
maybe they were spiked

reckon kiwis have enough here
tough pitch

>Ahmed + Adil = 4 wickets
why is this allowed?

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Where was Ross Taylor when you needed him?

Don't think peewee shitters have the spinners to defend this

>16 overs of spin

When will Australians play in super 8?

Test

elite bowling

kek this nigga has Butt in his name

DROP BUTLER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST DROP HIM

i dont even know how >we are in the semis
proper shite

>>153681772
and you have cuckchamar in yours

Can't wait for another 2(4) special from Banton

>>153681769
wouldn't drop him but definitely move him down the order and open with banton

>nooo butler wont save us every game what do we do

he broke the screen like in stick cricket

fucking ridiculous shot
he's got some talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4SmyqO5DUU

deadly drinks strike again

WHAAAAADDA CATCH

gollapse :DD

>salt
>bethall
Barbados bros...

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>Nepal lost to THIS

why were there so many spikessssssss

very sus ultraedge

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GET RID OF THIS FUCKING FAGGOT

>400lbs of grease in his hair
>still can't get it to spin

>>153682035
sodhi is a hack. he only farmed on indians tracks in 2016 iirc

>>153682047
indian tracks*

Peewee shitters choking AGAIN

kiwibros.......

Bit of a grire over from Phullups

holy fuck
surely not

Reminder >>153681706 subhooman engshitters peewee shitters and convicts know sweet fuck all about cricket

PeeWees on suicide watch.

Inbred engpakis doing everything to keep horrific betrayer pakis in it kek

s-sorry kiwibros
still think you'll make the semis though...

what a fucking game
would love to see the cricinfo win predictor

SEA pedo peewee gone into hiding (not because of this match)

gg kiwibros

Where are all the New Zealand flags?

>POO PEELAND
WHAT A CHOKE

absolute kino
game of the world cup
peewees should still qualify, they deserve to

i just wish pak win with sufficient NRR go through

pakistan have no chance

>>153682245
Of course you do, Abdullah
>>153672208
Fucking poopeeland ruined the day.
That Paki Ahmed played extra hard for Pakistan's sake

we still make semis btw unless pakistan beat sri lanka by 70ish

>>153682273
Looks like terrorist pakis gave to win by +1.852 NRR

Cba to calculate i think you have to accumulate all the matches and recalculate after each match

lmfao, I went for like 15 mins to eat, and eng won, win predictor was like 80% for NZ at one point, Jacks ftw

>>153682273
there is no chance for pakis

>pedo peewee thinks Lanka won't shit the bed again
>>153682337
Lanka are shit and their decent bowlers are injured, there is unfortunately a chance. They lost to peewees by 60 runs

>>153682244
SA, ENG, WI and NZ are going semifinal, i think final will be SA vs NZ

>>153682352
pak team is shit too though, NZ team is way a lot better, they may win but absolutely cannot chase down in 13 overs or win by 50+ runs, their fielding is absolute worst, their bowlers give a lot of extras.

>>153682365
On Lankan pitch if pakis bat first they can put up a total while the conditions are good and choke Lankans with spin

They just said the terrorists have to either
>win by 64 runs
>chase in 13ish overs

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Zach is lurking rn

Rachin Ravindra in last 2 matches :
4/27(4) vs Sri Lanka
3/19(4) vs England

pls come home zachy

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I KNEW A MAN
BIG AND FAT, BORN WITHOUT ARMS AND LEGS
BORN TO JUMP IN THE AIR AND CLAP

Hope pakis go through
No team that loses to england deserves to be in a world cup

zachy here, can confirm I am alive and well and haven't died in any York floods, whether you like it or not.
this week I ordered three new lush ceramic heaters to the nang gaff. my 20mm max hang seems to still be going up steadily, so all is good in the hood

Does all of shitjeet's insecurities come from the fact that Britslamis represent England more than Brindus?

based zachy
going to lunch with my ex wife tomorrow
come back tomorrow eve for a beer if you bored

might well do la

fucking niggers
noisy obtuse cunts

kekking at all these flags (fags) caring about NZ """""""matches""""""" more than any kiwi on here has
K E K
E
K

peewees don't care about anything they're so cool and nonchalant

for all intents and purposes, zachy is actually dead
because the thing is, he can't come back now. if he does, no one will believe it's him. everyone will assume it's just some cunt pretending to be zachy, because he made himself into such a 1 dimensional character that it's so easy to pretend to be him
if he does ever come back his only option will be to reinvent himself as someone else, and hey maybe that's a good thing for him, for all of us, for cricket.

my headcanon is he actually left years ago and it's been an imposter this whole time
it's very plausible

>>153684730
I am not dead
i am flourishing
12 stone of pure Welsh muscle

>>153684793
filthy impooster

zachy impersonators don't get his deep-seated hate right
you can feel the anger in a real zachy message

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>>153684656
this but unironically

Tonight's kino: "The Married Woman Nextdoor - Creampie SEX Beside Her Husband"

will be looking for your review tomorrow morning

>>153684825
I don't know what you mean
I adore nature and God
detest t20 because I detest all that is unholy and degenerate

Sixhead twiglet legs been in hiding because he's a big ol' pussy too scared to get the on court beatdown he asked for

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>deleted
Even Hindu /strongmind/ Rachin Ravindra's spell of 4 0 19 3 couldn't save peewee shitwits from their choking DNA

you're a a fat Indian man from leicster
I am known to choke at tennis, but I don't think I would choke so hard as to lose to you

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*runs away to madeira*

do you know what
name the time and place this weekend
in leicster

I'll come batter you at tennis

it will cost me like 10 quid train ticket
ill happily come batter you at tennis

>I'll come batter you at tennis
no but steven ace iykwim haha

>Not a real sport
>Not a real world cup
>Not a real poomunity

>>153685131
>>153684893
based

sometimes I wonder what life would be like if test cricket was the only form of cricket

that's the dream

testies living in a nightmare

youre a guest here poopjeet. never forget that, cric was fine before your ugly little head appeared with autist no friends seethe post spam

I'd just like to point out that zachy's disappearance perfectly coincided with the launch of Restore Britain as a political party...

I will say no more.

>>153684891
Thought it was more of a VN with some build up, but yeah nah you pretty much just fuck her aye

>restore britain gets into power and shitjeet finally gets to return home

>>153685392
>is...that it anon?

>https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360944702/watch-black-caps-hold-back-laughter-during-national-anthem-snafu
bit in this...
anthems are a bit of a joke these days, completely butchered more often than that. why not play them all at least 2x speed, maybe even faster, just to get them out of the way?

watching underbelly

once cricket gets added to the Olympics, it will become the most followed event of the games and the final will be the main event of the entire games. How does that make you feel /cric/?

I only care if it's test cricket
If it's one of the other formats I won't even know it's on

wow I think nz rugby may actually be dying - if not already dead
has that ever happened to another country with their national sport before?

>>153687277
Yes Australia and cricket, can you believe they missed the super 8 and nobody there even cares

not sure what missing the super 8 has to do with cricket

>>153687277
Indian hockey has been quite dead since they began playing on astroturfs

>>153672208
Talk shit get hit

>>153687570
Yeah because you losers cant afford to build and maintain them

comfy cricket: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUUMLz085jU

Chiefs vs crusaders

more like Queefs vs Poogayders kek

>>153687673
Ayo shut the fuck up clown

>>153687668
2 teams no one gives a fuck about lmao

brumbies v blues after this should be a good one

cracking game this

how is that not a red
pretty much brian odriscoll'd him

o'driscoll was a fucking crybaby his entire career, and got even worse after he stopped playing
being him or being anything resembling him should be an instant red cardable offence i agree

shot 85 today. was on track to shoot ~78 but threw it away on the back 9
my driving is insanely reliable, really makes me the big dick in any group i play in

>>153687879
wow thats really exciting and interesting im glad you posted

gonna try a completely new swing next time i play, got a fucked up idea about what might work for me. not gonna say what it is 'cause it sounds really stupid and will be embarrassing if it doesn't come off. if it works i'll report back on it after i try it out

>>153687890
dont make me take you to the range and embarrass you fella

>>153687844
based fuck that cunt

best part about playing golf is telling everyone about it

Dire sport

>>153687958
ok but enough about the t20 wc haha

Is t20 more of a sport than golf? Think someone needs to put this to the test

>>153687897
you need at least 3 swing thoughts at all times

hmm.. let's do the math on that one
golf = sport
t20 = not sport
yeah I guess when you look at it that way, golf is more of a sport, mainly due to the fact that it is a sport

>>153687975
I don't believe there are golf tests mate
there are barely cricket ones these days

Anons, I started watching cricket 6-7 years ago... I wanted to ask one thing: how did this transition from 'batsman' to 'batter' happen? Everyone has started using baseball terms. I feel like in a few days, everyone will start calling the 'bowler' a 'pitcher'

>>153687993
women
to make things gender neutral
>watching cricket 6-7 years ago
absolutely grim
I still remember watching my first WC (2003) and that was when I was 7

it's batsbeings round these parts chud

golf
>takes 4 days to complete
>a true trial of mental strength and fortitude
>moments that will be remembered forever
t20
>takes 4 hrs to complete
>dont think just swing bat like grug man
>no one remembers anything that happened the next day

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>longer = better
alri size queen

you would say that
>>153670958

>>153688001
so true

This new "Demon Tides" game has a neat soundtrack

poolf is absolutely dire
all golf courses should be turned into askham bryan. nature reserves

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Today Pakistan needs to
>win by 64 runs
>chase in 13ish overs
Who will show up?

Today is also the anniversary of my favourite Kohli inning when he helped India chase down 320 in 36.4 overs against Sri Lanka

We needed to win within those overs to keep our chances alive for the final on NRR and we did win but then Australia lost (on purpose) to Sri Lanka in the last group match and we failed to qualify to the finals

https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/commonwealth-bank-series-2011-12-518940/india-vs-sri-lanka-11th-match-518966/full-scorecard

Anyone here old enough to remember this commonwealth tri-series?

not cricket

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>>153688055
>nooooo ODI isn't cricket only timeless test is

funny seeing the indian flags blow in here and totally miss the mark with their posts
trying to post reddit comments on 4ch

>>153688067
>nooooooo you can't double space that's reddit

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>>153688067

its the content of your posts, not the formatting
(lurk moar)

>convict ktfo out of the WC so bad he went crying to his nanny
Howling

golf is cricket for wankers