Based op

hell yeah
love alysa

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>>153673524
This is Darnoldreich Approved btw.

>>153673524
post the one where the takes a nap on the couch

mahomes sucks btw

>>153673524
>Oh hi /NFL/

>>153673524
Legendary thread. Go Broncos :)

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jannies SEETHING

Go Niners

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Post your thoughts on the developing trade and free agent markets here

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Just thinkin bout dem Chiefs again.

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>>153673524
She's "pretty" but average by non-fat white woman standards.

>>153673577
stocky athletic build, she would leave me looking like the crypt keeper

Which players do you think get arrested this off-season? Stefon Diggs is pretty much guaranteed right? Rashee Rice again?

>>153673595
A decent/average woman with insane talent and a bubbly personality is way hotter than a 9/10 instawhore

>>153673595
>She's pretty but average
That's the sweet spot for relatability

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>>153673577
>>153673595
>smiles more
>wins
It really is that easy!

>>153673613
we've already had one try to murder someone

>>153673613
Bo Nix for smuggling kilos of cocaine from Mexico and running a prostitution ring

>Sweat traded to the Jets

The guy can't catch a fucking break. He's actually really good.

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>>153673618
Oh, clearly. If that's the appeal I get it. Her little movement at 0:04-0:05 activates something in me too.

>>153673652
that timestamp of this video that is>>153673577

>>153673622
James Pearce Jr? Hope that dumbass goes to jail but he probably won't

>>153673524
Can you do her in a Montreal Canadiens dress?

>>153673677
yea, him. I hope he goes to jail too.

>>153673645
Meh, he's already got a ring. If I was him, I'd chase the bag too

>>153673524
Who's the fat chick?

>>153673578
>QB Desperate Teams
Jets
Browns
Steelers
Colts (until Jones returns)
Vikings
Falcons(?)
>QBs on the trading block
Kalamari
Turndaballova
Mac Jones(?)
>Free agent QBs
Malik Willis
Jimmy G
Kirko Chains
Aaron Rodgers

Three is strictly less than seven.

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>>153673524
Imagine Mina taking Alysa under her wing and indoctrinating her into the cult of the BHC (Big Herbo Cock). HAPA pride worldwide!

>>153673704
My wife

>>153673712
Alysa only fucks Black guys

>>153673704
The bane of jannies everywhere

alysa is a goddess

>>153673712
That disgusting skank better stay away from alysa

>>153673725
Alysa is not for lude. Isabeau protected her by fucking anything that moved in the Olympic village

>>153673706

Falcons would be smart to trade for Mac Jones.

That allows them to take their time with Penix coming back. If Mac balls out the first couple of games, Penix stays on the bench and our QB question is answered.

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>>153673557

>>153673524
Goddess

>>153673706
? Browns have a Pro Bowler

ai slop is bad for everyone

please stop

>>153673595
>pretty
she's a legit 5 out of 10 everywhere: Mid figure mid face mid smile mid personality mid skill. She'd of been bottom 4th in freeskate not even 2 olympics ago. But the average 4chan user is a 5 out of 10 everywhere and the average mid 4chan user is a narcissist so that's why the average user is obsessed with her: they see themselves in her.

>>153673770
Lay off the methamphetamine

>>153673577
>>153673595
>>153673618
actually looking like you're happy and positive, and not being a cynical cunt who's visibly on SSRIs
that's literally all it takes and women are melting down over it
I'm honestly shocked none of them have pulled the old chestnut "you just like her because she's 20 and you're a PEDOPHILE" insult out of the box

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>>153673704
winter olympics is bulk szn

>>153673738
This girl is much prettier. 5.5 vs 7.5+

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>>153673791
forgot pic

>>153673618
>insane talent
She's mid talent in her own sport. And define 'bubbly personality'? She comes off as fake. True beauty comes from within and she strikes me has highly artificial. Fake hair, fake teeth, it's sad really and a reflection of where you stand in your own life. This girl is basically an instathot, just fake in different ways. Can't believe none of you who are obsessed with her can see it.

>>153673801
Don't speak about things you know nothing about

>>153673809
like what? By objective measurements she is less skilled than her peers just one olympics ago.

>>153673789
>ywn be on a date with Alysa and watch her eat two hamburgers and a large plate of nachos

>>153673791
>>153673798
She is and seems like a ball of fun, but Alysa has some sort of spunk that makes her wife material

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Chiefs are going to draft Love and win at least 3 more
You really let this monster fall right into their laps didn't you NFL

>>153673828
>Alysa has some sort of spunk that makes her wife material
Alysa probably doesn't believe in marraige, she'd probably get a 'civil union' at a court house with the ceremony officiated by a judge. Then after a year or two she'd want to 'open' the relationship.

>>153673814
Probably true but that won't stop me from being at the next table smelling it all

>>153673801
>Mid talent in own sport
The couch watcher effect.
I bet this idiot thinks backup QBs are mid at their own sport for being 32-634th best at their position in the globe.

>that one incel who won't stop spamming Alysa hate posts
Pretty cringe buddy

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>>153673801
she performs very mid level (easy) performance with good consistency, no major mistakes.

japs did harder program with mistakes. if siberian girls had competed they had won even with mistakes tho, because harder program. in current olympics most girls dont even lift their hands upon their heads during spins they just do it easier way

for figure skating they had to give gold to alysa or the amber mostly, to boost it's commercial visibility and Wokeness in USA which is large market so there is some artificial media hype generated

>>153673840
I'll be in the bathroom stall next to her when shits it all out

Alysa posting is worse than Brady/Mahomes posting.

>>153673842
by 'mid at her own sport', I obviously mean relative to her peers, who yes, are at an elite level in their sport. Are you really simping so hard you're making up context around what I'm saying? legitimately braindead. She might not have even qualified for the olympics 8 years ago.

>>153673867
that isn't the context you said. Mid has a real definition, and that definition isn't "in relationship to her peers" which are the most elite at the position in the entire sport. Which means she ranks amongst her elite fucking peers.

>>153673867
I nor any of my countrymen will ever consider doped up ziggers "peers"

>>153673853
>Kaori lost because of a mistake
>they had to rig it for the Americans
do you even comprehend what you're writing
everyone knows Kaori would've won if she didn't fuck up that combo
what if this, what if that, that's not how life work
tried applying some soothing cream to your anus

>>153673814
>ywn be invited to a dumpling and mario kart night at her apt

>>153673877
Any reasonable person would have realized that I meant relative to her peers at the Olympics. Notice you're the only one hung up over this. My main points from that reply still stand :
>She comes off as fake. True beauty comes from within and she strikes me has highly artificial. Fake hair, fake teeth, it's sad really and a reflection of where you stand in your own life. This girl is basically an instathot, just fake in different ways. Can't believe none of you who are obsessed with her can see it.

>>153673896
Why would she invite you? You're a weird social shut in stalking her on the internet. She'd probably run away if she ever saw you irl, by pure instinct, RUN away.

>>153673901
>Any reasonable person would have realized that I meant relative to her peers
You aren't a reasonable person. You're trying to call someone whose maybe somewhere in the range of top 50 of her sport "mid" by comparison to the #1 in the sport.

It's retarded, and there isn't a thing in your own personal life you're better at than Alysa is at figure skating. Not shit posting, not anything. So for you to come out here, and make up some narrative in which you can call an elite talent "mid".

>>153673877
When someone called drake or kendrick lamar a 'mid' rapper, do you really think the context is in rap as a whole? No, it's obviously relative to the other rappers who are on the same level of fame and distinction. You're just making shit up to argue.

>>153673801
Shut up incel

>>153673920
and that anon isn't as good at anything in his life as Alysa is at figuring skating, so maybe he should plan on doing something different than shittalking an accomplished figureskater at the height of her career.

>>153673918 first of all, this >>153673920
And 2nd of all, it's my opinion. You don't have to agree. Fans in this very thread still call Darnold a 'mid' qb and he just won the Super Bowl and outplayed the MVP in the game prior. Stop simping so hard for this girl, she doesn't know you exist, and never will.

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ya seethe?

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>>153673929
If you aren't in love with Alysa, you have no joy in your life

>>153673928
I personally do not have any personal opinion of the girl, and it's obviously she eats muff with the choice of her piercing, and coming out to the world shes "bi-sexual." What I'm more shocked is how popular some alt looking scene girl from 2005 is to all the chudcels when she literally has a stereotypical lesbian piercing

>>153673918
Not who you're talking to.
It was obvious he meant mid with respect to the elite tier. When we say Justin Fields sucks, we all understand that means sucks within the NFL range.
She's never going to fuck you btw

>>153673924
She doesn't know who you are buddy, try to remain calm. Anyone is allowed to be critical of another if they want to, that's life. Grow up and get used to it. Ironically you're doing the same thing to that random anon when you don't know anything about him either: how do you not know he has attained a level of distinction in his own vocation? You don't. So actually, you're the one speaking in ignorance as well. You're just like him, maybe that's why you can't stand seeing it outside yourself

>>153673929
>>153673524
the perfect woman

>>153673938
And the NFL is an accurate measurable range.
In Olympic peers, she was elite. "BUTT MUHH RUSSSIIAIIINNOOOOO" disqualified for legitimate reasons. SO therefore, again shes a gold medal olympic winning medalist, elite to her peers at the peak event of her career.

Whining about muhfuggin banned russians or something just makes you look like a cry baby bitch having a tantrum

>>153673939
>She doesn't know who you are buddy,
>She's never going to fuck you btw
Well of course, shes a fucking carpet muncher! Apparently zoomoid chuds forgot what those look like

>>153673964
Kek gottem

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>>153673937
>more shocked is how popular some alt looking scene girl from 2005 is
Fucking how is that surprising?

>>153673964
He's right you know.

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/raiders-want-two-first-round-picks-and-a-player-for-maxx-crosby

ok... seahawks anthony bradford plus #32 this year and #32 next year

LETS GO

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>>153673892
in finnish commentary during her skate they were hyping up before she even skated "ooo now she comes the bubbly personality!!" like they got orders straight from the Wokeness Center

>>153673964
>soijacking my post
I accept your concession.

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>She doesn't know who you are buddy, try to remain calm. Anyone is allowed to be critical of another if they want to, that's life. Grow up and get used to it. Ironically you're doing the same thing to that random anon when you don't know anything about him either: how do you not know he has attained a level of distinction in his own vocation? You don't. So actually, you're the one speaking in ignorance as well. You're just like him, maybe that's why you can't stand seeing it outside yourself

>>153673911
>ywn be american without vpn

kek Gary bearies

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>Alysa does know who you are buddy, try to remain calm. No one is allowed to be critical of Alysa if they want to, that's life. Grow up and get used to it. Ironically you're doing the same thing to that random anon when you don't know anything about him either: how do you not know he has attained a level of devotion to Alysa? You don't. So actually, you're the one speaking in ignorance as well. You're just like him, maybe that's why you can't stand seeing Alysa

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*skates up to you*

Death to all Alysa haters

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>>153673524
>jewlympics slop in my genny

>>153673524
>bans the competition (russia)
>wins
>somehow thinks this is an accomplishment

>>153674126
The unironic new American way. It's pathetic. We tried to do the same thing with Chinese swimmers, couldn't got lapped by them, then threw a temper tantrum when they won because American swimmers simply couldn't believe anyone was capable of beating them without cheating. I hate my country.

she looks like she struggles with feminine hygiene desu

>>153674137
She's perfect, we know

>russia
>competition
lol, lmao, etc.

>>153673524
Based OP

>>153674137
I already told you I liked her, you don't need to sell me on her

>>153674137
hot

>>153674126
The Russians from the last Olympics are busted up old hags. They are done by 18. That’s the real problem Russia had since age got moved up to 17

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>>153673766
I don't see a problem

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>>153673524
Daily reminder that the US embarrassed Canada in front of the entire world at everything they're supposed to be good at, and revealed that Canadians aren't folksy nice but are actually vindictive passive aggressive sore loser faggots

>>153674169
Wtf is this real?

>>153674177
It's true!

>>153673524
6/10 but she confident, got two gold medals, broke a 20+ yr losing streak and her popularity is booming. Solid 9.5/10 if you take everything into account

Had to triple check I was in the right thread. And anons wondered why /nfl/ has been dead.

>>153674192
>solid 9.5 if you take these subjective delusions into account
The ABSOLUTE state of this genny

>>153674207
to be fair it is the deadest period of the NFL off-season

>>153674212
>two gold medals
objectively true
>broke a 20+ year losing streak
objectively true
>popularity is booming
objectively true
where are the subjective delusions???

>>153674212
Seriously wtf. She's a 10/10 at least

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Anyone following the combine drills?

>>153674233
The value of a gold medal is subjective relative to her physical attractiveness. Same with breaking a losing streak. Popularity is booming? If I showed a picture of her to 100 people on the street, I bet like 30 would recognize her and half of them could actually name her. Trump has 'booming' popularity, 99 out of 100 people could name him.
There, I have identified the subjective delusions.

follow this bussy

>>153674207
OH MAN did you see that fucking 40 time of the Dlineman my team isn't gonna draft? HOLY FUCK HE'S SO FAST isn't that just the hypest shit? Wooooooah bench press is next? 38 reps? what a BEAST.

I'd rather talk about the QT.

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>>153674212
This is /Alysa/ genny now so you can fuck off

>>153674249
I'm watching them for the first time what am I in for?

>>153674261
>gloating on the victors podium
>2nd and 3rd place cheering on their gloating
The absolute state of humanity.

>>153674207
right let's talk more about what ledonquarious' 40 times are

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What did shedeur mean by this?

>>153674249
link?

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>>153673524
Based OP. Fuck the tyranny of jannies.

>>153674257
>>153674277
Get a load of these retards that don't understand the 20 yard split is what scouts care about for D-lineman, not the full 40 time.

>>153674294
What team does she root for?

>>153674265
I don't know why anyone would watch the combine, let alone a German. it's literally a bunch of blacks you've never heard of running while a bunch of old boomers time him. or he will run a route and a guy will throw him the ball.

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>>153673706
>>Free agent QBs
MARCUS MARIOTA IS A FREE AGENT
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYONE IGNORING HIM!

>>153674137
It means she's breedable.

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>>153674269
Alysa ran up and congratulated Ami (the bronze winner) before even celebrating her own gold.

>>153674301
Yea but seeing fat dudes run a 4.6 is funny. Also isn't it 3 cone that really matters or is that specific to edge rushers?

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>>153674305
she's from the bay area so probably the niners

>>153674305
She's from the Bay Area, so probably 9ers, or more likely, none.

>>153673706
Don't forget Tyson Bagent is available for some team if they're willing to wildly overpay.

>>153674306
I mean I have it on my second monitor and I was aware it was happening so I put it on I guess. I thought there were interviews too?

>>153674317
Haha you really want me to lick you there? Well that's weird haha. I bet it really stinks, but if you insist

>>153674315
DTs is more side to side and 20 yard split. LBs do need to be fast. I miss the 90s where you could have a run stopper LBs like Kirkland who was slow, but could lay the hammer on any RB/FB.

>>153674317
looks like she's a pittsburgh fan

>>153674137
ponder the aroma

>>153674311
adorables

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>check thread hoping for Combine news
>it's all Olympics posting
I don't care who won what, just tell me how the defensive prospects are looking

>>153674311
The winners podium is sacred. They shouldn't be intereacting with eachother at all. They should honorably recieve their medals, accept recognition from the crowd one at a time, then, off the podium, share condolenses and congratulations with one another in private. But no, social media has turned it into a gloating ego trip so they can put it on their instagram 'story'.

>>153674383
Combine doesn't start for 27 minutes

>>153674388
Shut the fuck up you homo ass BITCH

>>153674307
I think he could start in Arizona.

>>153674307
Marcus might be the best backup in the league. Hope >we re-sign him.

>>153674254
>The value of a gold medal is subjective relative to her physical attractiveness. Same with breaking a losing streak.
it is objectively true that being highly successful in your field makes more people attracted to you
>If I showed a picture of her to 100 people on the street, I bet like 30 would recognize her and half of them could actually name her.
whereas if you showed a picture of her to 100 people on the street a month ago, zero would recognize her. hence the BOOMING popularity.

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>>153673833
I think I've seen this one before

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>>153674192
10/10 AND confident, is a great singer/artist, is smart (physics degree from the University of Turin). Solid 11/10 if you take everything into account. My beautiful Italian wife Annalisa.

>>153674409
Joe Flacco is the most ELITE backup in the league.

>>153674340
occasionally but you're not going to hear anything interesting as all the teams play it close to the vest

the interesting stuff happens at the JW Marriott in Indy because that's where all the team reps stay and get hammered every night.

>>153674383
Fuck off and get your own general. This one is /Alysa/ now

>>153674410
>it is objectively true that being highly successful in your field makes more people attracted to you
In YOUR opinion it does, it doesn't to everybody. Believe it or not, some people love others because of qualities of the heart and soul, not some arbitrary talent or distinction in a field, which in the end doesn't actually count for much, if anything, in a relationship.
>whereas if you showed a picture of her to 100 people on the street a month ago, zero would recognize her. hence the BOOMING popularity.
We just have different definitions of booming then. Booming to me would be if it went from zero to like 90 out of 100 in a week, it hasn't. The winter olympics have pretty modest viewership numbers and the average person doesn't really tend to care about sports all that much.

what player from your favorite team do you want to see date alysa liu /nfl/?

>>153673618
>insane talent
Lol are you serious? She wouldn't even medal if the Russians were there.
>>153673809
Liu scored a 226, Shcherbakova 255
Liu's score was lower than Kaetlyn Osmond, who won bronze in 2018
You know fuck-all, Abdul

>>153674301
>not cone drill

>>153674450
The hoes are apparently deeply in love with Colston Loveland so him.

>>153674450
Caleb Williams so people won't think he's gay anymore

>>153674261
Mid

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>>153674464
The winner of the last 3 Russian nationals was there. She was 6th. The Eteri bots are all broken except Trusova. The scores of previous winners are irrelevant. The raccoon was the only contender that didn't botch either of her skates.

>>153674478
>>153674486
>burrs fans confirmed simps

>>153674493
Cringe

>>153674388
surprised the german didn't write this

>>153674486
This would break the chuds.

>>153674501
>wahhhh it wasn't a watered-down field because i sed so!!

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>>153674497
Oh hi /sp/

>>153674520
The only crying bitch nigga here is you. Everyone else is happy.

>>153674464
I'm well aware the Russian bots would have outscored her. That doesn't change how much I adore her as an athlete, artist and person.

>>153674541
You should be adoring and cherishing people in your real life, not wasting spiritual energy on someone flashing across your tv/computer screen. Men like you SHOULD be executed, or put in labor camps. You fall well beneath the dignity of mankind.

>>153674534
Strong 40 year old cat lady energy in this post
Her gold* is tainted and everyone knows it, she beat literally no one except Sakamoto who is old now

>>153674559
Ywnbaw

>>153674478
Loveland only dates black chicks, he wouldn't be caught dead with some mid figure skater.

>>153674419
Lol statmutts downfall has been one of the most kino moments of /sp/

>>153674572
>waahhhh worship my danger haired test tube mutt or you're a tranny

>>153674572
No one will be unless they were born a woman. I wasn't, so you're right, I never will be a woman, nor would I ever want to. I love and cherish my manhood.

>>153674311
this reminds me of that time betty hung all of josies plushies on a rope dangled across the bedroom

>>153674571
You sound upset

>RB mocked in the Top 10
lol, no. If he's not a future HoFer, you threw your pick away.

>>153674602
She's going back

>>153674449
no, it's not my opinion that successful people are ON AVERAGE considered more attractive than their less successful counterparts. It is a FACT.
>We just have different definitions of booming then
the correct definition of booming would be 'experiencing a period of rapid growth'. for example the US economy isn't in a perpetual state of booming just because it's the largest economy on the planet.

>>153674608
How many future HoFers have been top 10 picks in this generaation? Lately I'm thinking Elliot, Barkley, Jeanty, trying to think who else. Ronnie Brown, Cadilac Williams, there have gotta be others.

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Nice fucking /nfl/ thread

>>153674622
It's not a fact, it's your opinion. Sociological studies are pretty split on whether or not someones status or wealth is attractive or not, between both men and women. Unless you'd care to cite some studies, this is a moot point, because I would cite studies that state the opposite.
>the correct definition
You just used it in an economic sense, we aren't talking economics when we're talking social popularity. 'booming' isn't a sociological term, so the definition isn't concrete. It's best to just say we agree to disagree and move on.

>>153674608
Love is generational, absolute HoF lock for whatever team picks him

>>153674265
Nothing exciting at all, and only a handful of them actually translate to quality players. For example, the 40 yard dash is popular, but not indicative of NFL success. Puka, Davante, JSN, and Amon Ra, all had substandard 40 times. Gauntlet drills, on the other hand, are actually better showcases of applicable WR skills. For today's D-Linemen drills, I'm looking forward to the Run and Club drill.

>>153674628
>Barkley
>HoF
No. There isn't a single modern RB in the Hall with less than 80 rush TDs and that's mainly because Edge was a great receiving back too. So really, if you don't have have that, you need 90 rush TDs minimum. Even Elliott isn't there yet.

>>153674628
Zeke and Jeanty are not future hall of famers.

>>153674665
I agree, I formatted my post poorly: it looked like I was saying all of those guys were future HoF, but I was just listing top 10 picks from this generation, not saying they'd all be in the hall.

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>>153674654
>Love a future HoFer
It's like poetry, it rhymes

>>153674689
People can have the same last name!
Lot of people named Smith in and not in the hall anon!

>>153674689
This is actually really bad, you don't even see an 'oh shit' hesitation as he starts to release it. He just straight up throws that shit right to him.

>there are some big powerful men
GAY

>>153674658
>For example, the 40 yard dash is popular, but not indicative of NFL success. Puka, Davante, JSN, and Amon Ra, all had substandard 40 times.
I forget who said it, but some long time vet said that yards 1-10 of the 40 are irrelevant because some guys take longer to come up to speed, but once up to speed they're way faster than the others. And because yards 1-10 go by so fast, yards 11-40 are more indicative of a WRs real speed for long distances up the field

>AI scouting
sovlless

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>>153674586
downright cathartic
even with how slow this offseason feels like it's going to be it was nowhere near as bad as how unbearable his butthurt ass was making it

>>153674650
ok buddy i don't think we're going to describe her popularity as "making a loud deep sound" so what other definition do you think would fit in this context

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why are there no more dominant passing games? 10 yrs ago it felt like 5k passing seasons were about to become the norm. now even with an extra game only a few are barely clearing 4k

>>153673833
The rb that raped the ride

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personally, I think teams have gotten too addicted to screen passes. there's no real aggressive risk taking on offense anymore because of /analytics/ but all this data has just made the game more predictable for defenses

>>153674806
offenses are starting out deeper down the field and therefore have less yards to pass in any given game scenario.

Waiting for one to trip and fall

>>153674806
Because you have qbs that would never have even sniffed a college program let alone a qb1 position fraudulently politicked into the nfl based on race a la kyler murray and bryce young.

Here's how you can totally and 100% shut down any mental gymnastics with people who defend them
>ok but what if they faced the 2000 Ravens
And then watch as the cognitive dissonance sets in at how ray Lewis would have literally committed another murder with either of them in front of him

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>>153674806
you know why anon

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>>153674837
does starting at 30 vs 25 really make that much of a difference?

i guess with kickers now at 60 yard range that would reduce aggressive calls in rhe midfield. but teams are going for it on 4th more than ever so you'd assume longer drives

>>153673833
The Titans are drafting Love

>>153674806
Teams don't run 4-3 or 3-4 like they used to. It's now all 4-2-5, 3-3-5, etc. pass coverages. Teams are all built on defense to defend the pass first and foremost, with the hope that their extra speed can fill running lanes quickly when needed.

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you can see girls like this sitting at random sidewalk cafes just by walking down the street in san francisco and oakland

>>153674898
Stop spamming retard

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>>153674852
honestly this feels like the 2000 season. a lot of the great qbs of that era had just retired (marino, young, aikman, moon, cunningham etc) and the next class had yet to emerge.

darnold is better than dilfer was (remember dilfer was also a busted 3rd overall pick) but you saw the same unpolished big game performances of that seasons playoffs from their competition qbs

>>153674898
CA casually exports hundreds of weapons grade HAPAs every year

>>153674898
Yes, but they aren’t gold medal winning olympic athletes

>>153673877
She had the hardest combination jump in the short program and one of the harder programs in general among the competitors. Not the absolute hardest, but it was up there. No way that's mid.

>>153674806
the league changed the rules to make it a QB passing league and the autists coaches schemed their defenses to defend against it

it backfired

>>153674898
THIS, they're everywhere. I work in downtown Bellevue, Washington which is like a little asia and they are a dime a dozen. Yet simpcels still won't walk up and talk to them even though they are BEGGING to be approached.

>>153674898
I wish I was Californian

>>153674995
Are you Jewish, Indian, homeless, or a commie? Do you like extremely high taxes? Do you like everything being even more overpriced than anywhere else?

>>153674744
the 40yd dash was something that some ancient guy focused on, it muight have been Lombardi, based on punting or some shit when punting was a much bigger part of the game

nowadays cutting and running clean routes is way more important hence why coaches focus on things like the 3 cone

>>153674769
Kek and saved

>>153674995
Just go to finland

>>153674930
Any of the 2000s sb teams would have shit on that seahawks team in a hypothetical owl

>>153675016
Also dont forget the service standards are dude weed stoner teenager tier so everyone's retarded as fuck

>>153674995
It's over 22C right now. Sitting outside reading my book. Love spring

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>>153674930
that ravens team also had a historical defense. nobody outside of Seattle will remember the 2025 Seahawks as some great time, it was just a really bad season of football.

>>153674876
>but teams are going for it on 4th more than ever so you'd assume longer drives
If they go for it on 4th and fail midfield that also is more shorter drives for the opposing team too

>>153675056
what about the zoomer stare, when you go to a store and they just look at you with a blank stare not even saying anything until you order or talk to them. I worked at the mall in my teens and my boss told me to greet everyone and make the rounds to see if anyone needed help. What the fuck is going on with these kids.

>>153675081
They're basically trauma cases because boomers and millennials are insane and then they had covid lock down during their formative years which turned them into slave people

>>153675081
Are you autistic or something?

>>153675081
nta, but half SSRI stare and half having no social skills because they spend all their time on their phone/tablet. COVID lockdowns didn't help either, erasing 1-2 years of full social development.

>>153675081
those jobs dont pay enough for anyone to give a fuck about it, due to that it has high turnover as they're waiting to get a job where someone cares.

Not sure what you expect when billionaires want to both show off their obscene wealth on social media to the masses in order to project their power, letting the peons know what their monotonous life is missing out on, all while expecting them to work 3.5 jobs in order to barely meet rent.

You had the illusion you'd own a house and retire.

>>153675081
They grew up and live on the internet, their reality is on the internet, not in the actual real world. It's created an entire generation of socially retarded, delusional, lazy fuck alls. The future of humanity is fucked.

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>>153675081
>>153675096
covid lockdowns ruined everything

>>153673618
>bubbly personality
Is that what we're calling narcissistic + BPD now?

>DT faster than Mutthomes and Dak
Impressive actually since the DT has a fuckton of weight on them.

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>>153674898
you CANNOT suffer in California

>>153673524
What a whore. Please stop posting her.

>>153675115
The two first weeks where everyone had to stay indoors were kino tho, but that should have been it.

>>153673524
>>153673595
>>153673751
>>153673789
>>153674086
>>153674093
>>153674261
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>>153674497
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>>153675134
Many people are saying this

Where can I watch the Combine?

>>153675134
Based

>>153674169
She looks better than that AI anorexic

>>153675169
NFL network I think. I think you'll find a stream on
PPV dot to

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>>153675169
Nfl network

>>153675134
Based Puka Nacua

>>153675106
>those jobs dont pay enough for anyone to give a fuck about it
This mentality is the problem and is newer: you should care about everything in your life, and want to attain excellence no matter what you're doing. The modern conceit is finding a problem with literally everything and only focusing on the negative, and that's largely the result of brainwashing on the internet. Before the internet you never saw this mentality. And this myth that service jobs are low paying isn't true. with tips I made $25-$28 an hour as a barista just two years ago, that's damn good wage for a pretty braindead and easy job. It's just this generation complains about litereally everything. They could be making $40 an hour and still complain. Hell, once I got into upscale serving and was making $45-$60 an hour with tips on the weekends, servers would STILL complain about what they made, it was insane, and I cleared $80k that year as a server and I'm assuming my colleagues cleared the same as well.

>>153675134
Agreed

Nice seeing the rare FCS player, wish they'd invite some lower division guys too .

>>153675216
>This mentality is the problem and is newer
The problem that you're expected to not own a house until you're 65 is actually the problem, and also a newer issue.

Not reading the rest of your apologetic landlord sloppa

>>153675106
if somebody doesn't give a shit enough to clear the insanely low bar of saying "hello" to someone who walks up to the counter to buy something, they're not going to give a shit enough if they actually got a job that did pay enough to give a fuck about, nor do they give a shit about actually getting that job. I know this is boomer tier mentality but it's just how we are wired and how we work.

>>153675234
>not having parents that love you and will pass down their house to you
Man, must suck having parents that hate you.

>>153675216
>with tips I made $25-$28 an hour as a barista just two years ago
Mall workers don't get tips like Baristas or bartenders, and bartenders making $400k a year at the top 1% of the service industry acting as if it's not a problem the single mother of 4 in bumfuckistan gets paid less than minimum wage by her boss feeding her a line of illegal bullshit doesn't change that the majority of the people in it get shafted.

>>153675254
>over 1/4th of Gen X doesn't own a home
>LMAO GET FUCKED POOR, ITS YOUR PROBLEM FOR BEING BORN TO SUCH SHIT PARENTS
lol, lmao even enjoy your guillotine in the future

>>153675273
Gen X has no excuse to not owning a home. Prices were reasonable in the 90s and 80s when they all would have been buying a house.

>>153675134
Most based poster in this thread

>second dummy holder getting thumped in the head every time
Hope he gets paid well

>>153673524
Who is this girl and where can I get a GF like her?

>>153675293
majority of gen X were teenagers in the late 80s/early 90s. the youngest ones were 10 years old

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>Colts grant QB Anthony Richardson OK to seek trade, agent says
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>>153675392
AR to Vikings to have a QB comp with Mcarthy? Fuck how grim

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>>153675380
>Who is this girl
Alysa "Queen of /sp/" Liu
>where can I get a GF like her?
Looks wise, just go to the bay area where she's from and get a hapa. Personality wise, you can't.

>>153673853
Alysa's program was not mid level. You could describe her elements and tricks, but that would not capture how skilled she is at executing within the program. She is a very high-level skater. It's not even that she cannot win gold against the Russians. You must realize she could've stepped it up during her program if she wanted to. She knew she won when Amber and Ami fumbled. All she had to do was have fun.

>>153675434
You absolutely will not find a typical bay area hapa that looks like her. She's exceptionally attractive.

>>153675387
Still reasonable house prices. My area was around 150k until the housing bubble and then it all starting shooting up. Now every house is 250k-350k. Gen X has no excuses. Millennials, Zoomers, and Alpha all need to inherit or they're renting for life.

>>153673524
Oh I'd LOVE to see her take on an entire football team. Ideally the Ravens.

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>>153675392
Can he even see from the side of his broken orbital?

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>>153675392
alysa could coach him to be in a better mental space

>>153675454
I've fucked prettier Chinese girls. You are pathetic

>>153675511
Could she? Aren't halfbreeds often fucked in the head? Her aposematism [piercings, unnatural hair color] puts her mental state on full display

>>153675540
Are you autistic or just pretending to be autistic?

>>153675540
She is, however, an athlete who represented her country at the Olympics with pride and patriotism and showed excellent sportsmanship the whole time.
The ones you're talking about are arts majors whose only platforms are Tiktok and OnlyFans.

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Just got home in time to watch the DEs.
Got some grilled bread, cidre and neufchatel. Todays great.

>>153675540
Anon, everything about her is explained by her stating that she's bisexual.
That piercing is an indicator of her enjoyment from eating muff.

>>153675585
yes but she has a tramp stamp so there's also access in the back

>>153675567
Brain damaged from drug abuse
>>153675573
>pride and patriotism
You're obligated to hold your country's flag when they hand you the medal at the olympics. You can tell she hates America, at least the America Washington, Mather, Winthrop envisioned.
>>153675585
Oh I was told she was a nazi :/

>>153675622
I don't think you watched a single moment of her performance or interviews

>>153675631
>>153675567
He's right. You're gay and retarded and should be mulched

>>153675540
before she retired no but spending 2 years being NEET white trash caused her chinese genes to achieve luohan status and now she is a goddess on earth.

>>153675392
>cant read defense
>cant make a throw
>literally only athletic
>but gets injured every time he gets hit
literally who is giving up assets for this retarded negro

>Browns proposed rule change to allow trading picks up to 5 years in the future instead of 3 years
Can see other teams wanting this. They'll gladly throw away the future for winning an Owl now.

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Your queen has a baphomet tramp stamp? lmao

Why is it every other year this decade im hearing a draft class sucks

>>153675576
Grilled bread?

>>153675511
What if you were fucking her and she all of a sudden locked her thighs around you and refused to let go until you impregnated her

>>153675631
I have but it's all been against my will. You freaks can't even leave my fricking sportsball threads alone now

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>>153675660
haha yea imagine...

This fucking woman has no clue what she's talking about. GET RID OF WOMEN IN MEN'S SPORTS.

>>153675655
This draft class is full of guys who stayed in school cause they couldn't make it in the other classes

>>153675655
a bunch of old dudes who don't know ball think their words should be spoken with authority

>>153675655
People only care about QBs, this is a great defensive draft class

>>153675652
>tattoo
>piercing
>dyed hair
>kinda fat
Nothing about her is desirable

>>153675671
I heard the top players mostly apart from like 3-4 have red flags, like Bain is confirmed t-rex arms now and should be avoided

>>153675671
>this is a great defensive draft class
>no blue-chip edge rusher
>no blue-chip DT
>no blue-chip corner or LB
>just an undersized box safety

>>153675671
Every time it's a bad QB draft, the draft is basically Defensive and O-Line with a couple WRs in the mix.

>>153675656
yeah, threw some sliced bread into a pan with heated olive oil

>>153675683
what does blue-chip mean?

>>153675663
I think you are still upset that you lost at both men's and women's hockey and couldn't win curling without cheating and the Blue Jays just blew a 5-0 lead today

>>153675686
See >>153675668

>>153675683
but there are 5-6 on nearly all positions outside of QB who all look very good. Not a good draft if you are picking top 5 but every team will get 3 new starters this year.

>>153675680
This draft is gonna be full of first round busts but I can see a bunch of these under the radar 3rd-5th round guys doing well. It's gonna be that kind of draft.

>>153675698
I was rooting for Finland and Mikko Rantanen, I boycotted team canada because they snubbed Tavares again. I don't watch women's hockey, or any women's sport, I don't know what curling is and it's spring training nigga

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>>153675710
>>153675668
I think it's more that the top guys in college are getting paid, so there's no reason to go to the NFL early. Mendoza made 2.6 million in NIL money just last season alone.

Damn that choco bob sled qt showing off her pit in that commercial.
I should have watched more US broadcasts of the winter olympics.

>>153675736
So many L's you couldn't bear to watch. It's okay, protecting your mental health is important.

>>153675740
thanks

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>good defensive class with lots of depth
>my skins need a lot of defense
>mfw we have only 6 picks with 3 being in rounds 6&7

>>153675748
What did I lose, exactly

>>153675741
It's only "early" if you fail to become a dominant player by year 3

>>153675782
Pride in your country, and the world's respect