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BREAKING NEWS
heem.com has been erased
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weems
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theres a lot of drinks at tito's cantina and im torn between "choke me bitch" and "cock sucker"
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walk like a finngyptian
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why are boxers such pussies? they always challenge fighters from other disciplines in their ruleset but will NEVER fight on a level playing field with other rules. one leg kick and they quit.
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footworks sets up the hands. takedown defense is all in the hips.
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inoki san killed both pillowtap and cassius clay using this method
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Flexing on the opps
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Older crafty fighters are proven to be more experienced than young novices, Volk and Garth proved this
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slapping was his bread and butter
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many such cases
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martial arts!
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my father in law watches shit like that on youtube and then tries to act like he knows mma history.
> you ever heard of mcgregor? that's one bad sob! he's undefeated and beat heavyweights with one punch.
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jon just got fucking arrested again.
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Not funny
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Thanks anon
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>still a whole month wait to see dogbender get heemed into dust
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Idk im pretty sure these lines are made by people insider trading like how do you know mma but you have strickland at + odds against a can or have this retard -600 AGAIN after he got his bussy plowed by a 40 year old
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>>153683801
No professional boxer in their right mind is going to compete outside of their sport if it means risking their neck and getting paid peanuts in comparison.
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fists of FURY
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ufc betting meta the last 8-10 cards has been overpriced favorites. books getting hammered by people betting favorite parlays is my guess. now they charge a crazy high price for faves. zellhuber should be -220 at best. francis marshall should be -400 max, he is -750 last i checked
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OHHHHHHHHH
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i actually watch fights and strickcan was taking some shots, but before he throttled hernandez sean was clearly rocked. it was smart of him to lay the pressure on because he might have been heemed at the same time instead.
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is it bad if i watch the ufc only for the BLACKED moments
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me about to gander on a doo
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*heems you*
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I think lots of people are forgetting that mexico city is a cursed venue. every card is usually riddled with upsets because elevation. if you don't have really good cardio, you're probably getting dogwalked by whatever bum you're fighting. you should be betting based on cardio unless it's just a total mismatch. does this bum fighting moreno even have good cardio? moreno has really good cardio.
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max is one of the best fighters, volk doing what he did to him all those times just solidifies volk at the p4p goat. people only beat max early in his career when he was green and had zero muscle. styles make fights and max would give khabib and islam their toughest fight i think.
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THE HEEM POLICE
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when did featherweight become so poopy?
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>>153684903
You are right, boyed
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IT HAPPENED
LUKE THOMAS READ MY COMMENT IN A VIDEO
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Bought this btw its 85 pounds of ass lmao
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>>153684942
Old Lukester's gonna get the FBI knocking at the door with all his ai prompt logs...
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im notthat desperate yet but i will be soon
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No it just means you watch mma very rarely. And that's OKAY!
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Talking about this?
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Dragons and an Aztec lizard, no skulls, apologize
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OH HE'S HURT
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This is just like when Oscar De La Hoya tried making Golden Boy MMA. He brought back Tito and Chuck in thier 40s and billed it as Dana being retarded for disrespecting the le legends and not making this fight. The same way Ronda brought this fight to Dana and he turned it down. Everyone was saying the same thing for Golden Boy MMA "This is great for le sport! now THIS is competition!"
This will be a great air punching shit show. Gina's 43 was a BBW like 10 months ago before her training camp so there's no way she has any cardio. Hopefully Ronda doesn't just try to sub her in 1 and we see some good slop air punching.
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Nobody does that to the ICE MAN!?
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Khabib is bi
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Yall musta forgot
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The key to beating holloway is to be shorter than him
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>But I mean yeah these guys have been great to work with
>I love Israel. Fuck Palestine
Kind of came out of left field that one no
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https://youtu.be/MjEsAh7VXqg
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>a man of his word
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*farts and defecates*
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You're acting like the guys who thought Paddy was going to do Gaethje like Khabib did
"Oh man he's an elite grappler"
That means NOTHING. He is not a wrestler. He cannot force the fight on his terms. Being an 'elite grappler' AKA having a good guard, is only valuable against a wrestler. You will learn this lesson again
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Grilled those hogs
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And to think Jake could have boxed McGregor instead of having his face broken by Joshua.
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CHILLS !
why didnt luke give joey the call for MK co-host? they synergize well
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OOOOOOH IT'S TIGHT
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good lemon and good night heem
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lego
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where your bitch ass at
I'm in Guam waitin for you
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DAMN
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It's crazy to think how many people are taking part of this clandestine conspiracy without even realizing.
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>It's crazy how Dr Disrespect actually gets 2x his usual viewers playing his random single player Resident Evil playthroughs lol
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>>153686078
stuff this bitch
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>>153685674
Luke's an OG of /heem/
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Afraid so.
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You're afraid?
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>Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djEBMbvbl6s
arman and georgio press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djEBMbvbl6s
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wdwtch
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people called me crazy for saying peria was gonna flatline that mongrel in the rematch but i knew deep down in my heart thats how that shit would play out. im an empath, i knew he was hurt for realsies in the first one. hes a champ of the people. he didnt cancelled the fight because its what he had to do
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>Monitor on
Wow thanks' b. I'll take it.
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you need to lurk moar bapa.
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A crown for a king or a king for a crown?
Many crowned kings goes unnoticed and forgotten in the annals of history as nothing more than a footnote. No tales of their deeds get told nor do they leave tales of their own. All that they achieved gets overshadowed by bigger, grander, greater kings some even went uncrowned. When all is said and done will people tell the tales of Tom Aspinall? Will they sing a praise for a king who left no legacy? Or will they sing for Ciryl Gane? Uncrowned but for what he achieved he is talked as if some king himself.
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Alexander the "great" Volkanovski. Your champion...
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>VICENTE LUQUE MAKES MIDDLEWEIGHT DEBUT
Zatdaddy xisters...
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*boink*
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the two time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzCzRo4C8IY
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Jesus fuck get a life man
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>Imagine not tuning in for Dr Disrespect's live playthrough of resident evil requiem part 2/2 tomorrow on YouTube
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>t.
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Dr D?
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Aaron Pico
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yeah thats nice, but hows about u shut the fuck up now
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The 2x back to back
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What's next for Winged C?
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why did he do it
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Bet the house on Jiri
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i cam bearly see call me timmy tom aspisscunt
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Aaron pico will heem volk
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The UFC is dying
GSP is chasing black women, Hendricks isn't a blogbuster drawl, Aldo was exposed by Gooby, Pettis has injury prawblems, nobody cares about Mighty Mouse, Ronda has no competition, Jones just foot swept DC and he is about to heem him
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OG won the story of the fight for not pulling out the block and pasting that chink in justified self defence
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which one of you was doing DOES the THING posting on fit?
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if jiri loses to ulberg i'll kill myself
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Jiri was losing to Khalil, all Ulberg has to do is manage his stamina well and copy Khalil's gameplan
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>Mid card by pre COVID standards
Rose tinted glasses, here is a random card pre-covid
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Chills
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Sure! I generated the entire UFC Mexico card with great matchups such as Imanol Rodriguez vs Kevin Borjas, the electric Chito Vera taking on David Martinez, and dominant flyweight contender Lone'er Kavanagh challenging the champion Brandon Moreno.
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>>153689874
its a chess match, joe
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>>153689842
ernesto heems her via hyperborean genetic superiority.
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you can only feel pity for pakman
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