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BREAKING NEWS
heem.com has been erased
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weems
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UFC Noche:
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James "The Movie Database" Vick
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we don't actually want to see athletes suffer concussive damage. it's only a joke.
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someone post pvz's butthole
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>>153683660
dont ever speak for me again bitch
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theres a lot of drinks at tito's cantina and im torn between "choke me bitch" and "cock sucker"
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walk like a finngyptian
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>>153683687
a lion excorting pharaoh on his octagon walk. most exquisite
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things we support here:
-fighter health
-fighter pay
-fighter treatment equality
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things we support here
DUDEWIPES
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anal sex with stamp simple
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shit fighters dont get paid, simple as
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>>153683775
That's why I choose Tito's Cantina anytime I want quality, authentic, local eats.
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AHHHH MUH RYBS
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>>153683786
yes
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why are boxers such pussies? they always challenge fighters from other disciplines in their ruleset but will NEVER fight on a level playing field with other rules. one leg kick and they quit.
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kill the fighters
rape the fighters
starve the fighters
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footworks sets up the hands. takedown defense is all in the hips.
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>>153683801
boxing isnt a real sport. its 5-12 3 minute pillow fights
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>>153683801
inoki san killed both pillowtap and cassius clay using this method
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regardless are rico is getting it done against the little cruiserweight these type of oversized little men are his bread and butter
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>>153683849
muslim communist
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>>153683849
this fag wouldn't last one round in Power Slap
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Flexing on the opps
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>>153683576
Older crafty fighters are proven to be more experienced than young novices, Volk and Garth proved this
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>>153683909
>gets heemed by ilia
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ion cutelaba vs alexander usyk
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just how good is gaethje and how shit is chandler
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>Ukraine? In the bin, along with Morocco
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>>153683890
slapping was his bread and butter
>>153683878
many such cases
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how do you explain to a new fan that every single fighter is a lazy brat who only fights once every few months?
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>>153683951
Kevin Holland fought 4 times last year, Merab too
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>>153683940
the moroccan slayer
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the gyppo is puking in the toilet i can smell it from here
>>153683938
being good and being shit are the respective bread and butters of gaethe and chandler
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>>153683951
it's self evident. dont underestimate new fans
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imagine if kevin holland wanted to win
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>>153683951
try using bread and butter as a metaphor
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>>153683969
fighting is the bread and theyre using margarine because theyre fags
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who else amped for when the finn stops being manic
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>>153683985
theres still 20-30 schizo posters to take his place
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>>153683987
martial arts!
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>>153683985
>stops
it's winter how else do you survive
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>>153683967
he is in the top 5 of most wins since entering the ufc
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>>153683967
He was winning last time before the two nut shots
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PIG DOWN
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dricus! dricus! dricus!
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>>153683909
my father in law watches shit like that on youtube and then tries to act like he knows mma history.
> you ever heard of mcgregor? that's one bad sob! he's undefeated and beat heavyweights with one punch.
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jon just got fucking arrested again.
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>>153684077
isn't that DC?
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why shouldn't you just sit out until you get the easiest fight possible?
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>>153684040
dricus did more with 20 seconds than khamzat did with 20 minutes
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Im an fucking saumurai
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>>153684123
ur a bitch
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>>153683940
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>>153684161
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>>153684121
i didnt know dricus managed to land 500 strikes and 23 minutes of control time in 20 seconds. does anybody else know about this?
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Drew Dober's Dracula
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>>153684170
every dricus strike is equivalent to at least 100 khamzat tickle taps, hope this helps
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>>153684208
ill tickle tap you bitch
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>>153684161
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>>153684123
pharaoh mogs
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I'd pharaoh your bitch ass off a cliff
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>>153684244
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>>153684237
Who
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Tomorrow’s card is ass

Anyone got a decent bet to make it more interesting
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>>153684266
Imhotep Rodriguez by pharaoh's curse
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>>153684266
I bet my peins is thicker than yours
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>>153684266
blatant racism on the front page of r/weem... are you fucking kidding me, dude?
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>>153684301
>>153684313
Not funny

>>153684273
Thanks anon
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>>153684266
just bet overs man lately ufc has been around 80 percent over
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>>153684266
degenerate
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I cant even afored liquid milk. Firdge broke and now I use powder milk wich sucks. Fuck you if you tlak about betting here, some of us would kill to have disposseable income to afford an bet.
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>>153684266
King green to give zellhuber the bbc
Wes to grapple rape the pinas
Kavanaugh to kwab on Brandon "here for the cheque" moreno

Regina tarin to heem the scary pale girl
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>>153684410
the phariaho course...
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>still a whole month wait to see dogbender get heemed into dust
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>>153684254
inshallah this man will never kiss the belt
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>>153684355
Broke reddit bitch
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>>153684410
Damn that sucks i made 11k on strickland lol
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>>153684429
I don’t understand how zellhuber is -480 after he just got beat by michael Johnson
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>>153684260
you can call me pharaoh
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>>153684450
Idk im pretty sure these lines are made by people insider trading like how do you know mma but you have strickland at + odds against a can or have this retard -600 AGAIN after he got his bussy plowed by a 40 year old
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>>153684115
t. Islam
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>>153684450
Johnson heemed Poirier, he is incredibly inconsistent, he can heem a hall of famer and lose to a bum in his next fight
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>>153684470
sharks set the lines you just clean up the blood lil shrimp
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>>153684493
Too bad for the sharks im a pistol shrimp and regularly heem their riggi fraudi lines
*cocks oversized left arm*
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>>153683801
No professional boxer in their right mind is going to compete outside of their sport if it means risking their neck and getting paid peanuts in comparison.
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>>153684510
*duck under, back take, slam*
*line moves from +600 to +300*
clean it up shrimpy
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fists of FURY
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>>153684534
*takes prop win for +1000*
*gets limited*
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>>153684533
Women like this often perfer Taiwanese featires
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>>153684571
Afraid not
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>>153684450
ufc betting meta the last 8-10 cards has been overpriced favorites. books getting hammered by people betting favorite parlays is my guess. now they charge a crazy high price for faves. zellhuber should be -220 at best. francis marshall should be -400 max, he is -750 last i checked
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pharaohs retreating to his chamber for his mid day other world walk
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OHHHHHHHHH
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>>153684470
>Strickland plus odds against a can
Fluffy had dominated 5-6 guys in a row and looked like a legit contender before the Strickland fight. He absolutely shoulda been -230
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>>153684533
Ali did it, ray mercer came to MMA and flatlined Tim sylvia
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>>153684660
Strickland went 10 rounds with DDP who would sleep fluffy in the 1st. Fluffy overdog was extremely fraudulent
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>>153684683
Ali was fucking broke. No idea about Ray Mercer though.
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i actually watch fights and strickcan was taking some shots, but before he throttled hernandez sean was clearly rocked. it was smart of him to lay the pressure on because he might have been heemed at the same time instead.
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>>153684714
Strickland was genuinely never in gander lmao
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is it bad if i watch the ufc only for the BLACKED moments
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bro said gander
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>>153684707
You must have won huge on Strickland since it was so obvious. Congrats bro
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me about to gander on a doo
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>>153684734
11750 in total lol
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Fluffy kept talking about how much he hates mma and hates the sport, people who say this never make it to the top, i remember nick diaz and poirier used to say this shit a lot
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>>153684749
Post slip or STFU
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Lemme hit dat
*smacks lips*
AYO LEMME HIT DAT
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>>153684749
Post slip or eat an legume from under my foreskin using no hands bitch.
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>>153684760
People were picking Poirier for his rematch with Max while Dustin was shouting into every microphone that he was done and didn't like fighting anymore.
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>>153684762
>>153684770
*heems you*
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>>153684780
sean DIMEland
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I think lots of people are forgetting that mexico city is a cursed venue. every card is usually riddled with upsets because elevation. if you don't have really good cardio, you're probably getting dogwalked by whatever bum you're fighting. you should be betting based on cardio unless it's just a total mismatch. does this bum fighting moreno even have good cardio? moreno has really good cardio.
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>>153684780
Hoenstly? Respect
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>>153684779
max is one of the best fighters, volk doing what he did to him all those times just solidifies volk at the p4p goat. people only beat max early in his career when he was green and had zero muscle. styles make fights and max would give khabib and islam their toughest fight i think.
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>>153684809
*nods respectfully at you*
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>>153684780
that's a youtube screengrab
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THE HEEM POLICE
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>>153684779
Yeah it's generally safe to pick against fighters who parade that mentality
>this endeavor i built my entire life around? i want nothing to do with it and i hate it
talent can only get you so far
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>>153684828
Incorrect
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>>153684871
OHHHHHHHHHH
jamie, run that back
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>>153684779
People were picking Porier for his retirement fight when HE WAS VISIBLY SICK AND COUGHING ON THE MIC
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>>153683958
didn't meliquzel Costa fight 4 times and once this year too, kids fuckin cool.
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Ugly nigger.
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when did featherweight become so poopy?
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>>153684903
You are right, boyed
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IT HAPPENED
LUKE THOMAS READ MY COMMENT IN A VIDEO
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>>153684921
Turn on your monitor
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>>153684922
Garcia, Costa, Emmett, Vallejos are heemers and in Ortegas case he heem or be heemed, Onamas retarded but also always in good fights, zalals gay tho.
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>>153684942
hell yeah!
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>>153684828
Bought this btw its 85 pounds of ass lmao
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>>153684942
Old Lukester's gonna get the FBI knocking at the door with all his ai prompt logs...
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>>153684980
im notthat desperate yet but i will be soon
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>>153684980
Think we may have found the most based weemer
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>>153684727
No it just means you watch mma very rarely. And that's OKAY!
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>>153684858
You can call me the cream police. Don’t ask why.
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>>153684942
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>>153684921
But enough but your bull
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>>153684997
Is that the guy who created the really popular phrase "Awesome Culture"
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>>153685027
Would have been a sick burn if you could type correctly
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>>153684942
witnessed
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>>153685033
Yeah, well you heem some, you weem some
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>>153684922
Most of those guys are pretty quality
I don't know why Ortega is still ranked though
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>>153684997
After I post pics ur gonna do it
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>>153684813
nah that would be khamzat
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Jewfc mehico mang. Fock meng. Donal Trun meng. Lesgo
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>>153684985
unironically good video
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sweden! sweden! sweden!
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UFC Stockholm syndrome
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>>153685106
i have this thing right here you might be interested in
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>>153685122
is that an penis
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>>153684802
Yeah let's see. Who has better cardio, Jose "Chicho" Medina or Ryan "Problema" Gandra? I no sure mang. No lo se cabron. Pinche focking puta madre mang my cock a la verga wey.
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Fuck Finland and fuck Sweden
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>>153684780
Good hit. I kneel
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>>153685106
Talking about this?
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>>153684942
I’ve never watched this guy. somehow still hate him viscerally
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>>153685138
it is indeed my penis
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Hoping for the cartel to bust into the arena at the start of the main card and force fights to death then sacrifice Dana to their sun god or whatever Messicans are doing these days
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Chavez vs Galvanez at UFC Noche nigga
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>>153685161
Speaking of holes: Volk’s, Ronda’s, Gina’s, pick one.
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>>153685149
El Mecho is Swedish???
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Lemme get custom shorts con el focking uhhh candy skull on it papi. Viva mehico mang
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stamp look like the type of girl thatll let you do anything
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You’re making jokes but there are people actually dying in Mexico due to cartel violence right now
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Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around

You say you don't know
You tell me, don't lie
You work at a smile and go for a ride
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>>153685203
Dragons and an Aztec lizard, no skulls, apologize
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Diamond Dallas Cormier
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>>153685221
moreno papi loco ocho ocho
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>>153685152
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>>153685234
"The Freight Engine"
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okay that's enough
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>>153685215
I got my ass kikced to this song once in 2012
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I'm gonna buy a double quarter pounder with cheese for dinner.
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>>153685210
Thats every day in Mexico tho
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>>153685262
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>>153685210
is heem the motherboard of online mma discussion? theres only 250 real killer posters left
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>>153685271
an half pound of beef too much to handle, string bean?
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>>153685293
*spreads ass*
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BALD FUCK!! I WANT ANNOUNCEMENTS NOW OR IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF
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doo bronx hollomeme
whos winning
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>>153685321
poo bronx should win on paper. but he's too low IQ and might just scrap and get heemed
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OH HE'S HURT
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>>153685161
This is just like when Oscar De La Hoya tried making Golden Boy MMA. He brought back Tito and Chuck in thier 40s and billed it as Dana being retarded for disrespecting the le legends and not making this fight. The same way Ronda brought this fight to Dana and he turned it down. Everyone was saying the same thing for Golden Boy MMA "This is great for le sport! now THIS is competition!"
This will be a great air punching shit show. Gina's 43 was a BBW like 10 months ago before her training camp so there's no way she has any cardio. Hopefully Ronda doesn't just try to sub her in 1 and we see some good slop air punching.
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>>153685221
gonna look good when he gets dropped and turtles up until herb drags kavanaugh off him
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>>153685333
Yeah the mediocre striker who can't wrestle can beat Max Holloway you should be on this
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>>153685348
Nobody does that to the ICE MAN!?
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>>153685378
min poolloway hasn't faced a grappler in over 5 years
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>>153685348
Tito wanted an body here
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All Max has to do is defend one takedown and Shartles will quit
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FACT: Min Smalloway got outgrappled by gooby mcdoober
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>>153685348
GOOD POINT! YOURE FULL OF GREAT POINTS
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???
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do you guys want to watch LFA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYJcWGHVmyU
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>>153685394
Yeah man Charles Oliveira is totally going to take him down you should bet the farm
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>>153685348
Tito looks like an old mature here but chuck definitely reached for those grapes
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Khabib is bi
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Yall musta forgot
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people forget man
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>>153685321
Max hasn’t fought an elite grappler in a decade. Ortega doesn’t count cuz he has zero takedown ability.

Charles will beat him like he beat Gameot.
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Charles went life and death with Chandler
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The key to beating holloway is to be shorter than him
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Yeah Max Holloway is going to be shooting takedowns like Gamrot I just put a 100 dollars on chuck
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>>153685411
They were kids b
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>But I mean yeah these guys have been great to work with
>I love Israel. Fuck Palestine
Kind of came out of left field that one no
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>a man of his word
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An Arab Spring?

What's that b, like a regular spring with hummus poured on top?
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>>153685538
Hey Dricus when the fuck are you getting back in the 'gon
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>Bonfim vs Muhammad
>Dern vs Weili
THE BALD FRAUD STRIKES AGAIN
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>>153685566
I'm a man of my word
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>>153684266
Look up DFS by the Numbers on youtube or spotify and fade his picks. Dude is ASS at betting and always thinks he has great reads. Loses his most confident pick more than he wins it
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>>153685584
Dern needs to be stripped
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*farts and defecates*
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>>153685489
>>153685411
>>153685394
You're acting like the guys who thought Paddy was going to do Gaethje like Khabib did
"Oh man he's an elite grappler"
That means NOTHING. He is not a wrestler. He cannot force the fight on his terms. Being an 'elite grappler' AKA having a good guard, is only valuable against a wrestler. You will learn this lesson again
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>>153685602
at the same dang time?!
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>Incredible Imanari roll by Ryan Hall, who does that?
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Grilled those hogs
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aldo was 17 when he fought mcgregor
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Test
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>>153685634
yeah?
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And to think Jake could have boxed McGregor instead of having his face broken by Joshua.
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Heeming power comes from having daddy issues. ask goob
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>>153685641
How dare that Jake Paul dare to be great instead of wasting his career on easy fights against more MMA bums!
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>>153685640
his dreams were too big and he got humbled
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>>153685657
Explain Strickland than
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>>153685602
Grimsby town
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>>153685628
CHILLS !
why didnt luke give joey the call for MK co-host? they synergize well
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>>153685667
Explain these nuts on your chin
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>>153685679
There are no nuts on my chin
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>>153685679
>>153685687
OOOOOOH IT'S TIGHT
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good lemon and good night heem
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Gf is here for some back shots see you virgins later
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>>153685674
Whichever day Luke Thomas dies on should eventually become a holiday. An annual celebration of the fact that he's gone.
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>>153685699
>>153685703
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>>153685703
How big is her cock
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When the fight announcements
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>>153685710
malding chud
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conor ben > rico
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me vs you
kmart parking lot
in ten minutes
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>>153685757
lego
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Blood, sweat and tears to become a famous MMA fighter so i can recreate the famous "UR OPINION= WGAF" tweet to bitch boy luke
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>>153685757
where your bitch ass at
I'm in Guam waitin for you
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>>153685757
pull up in front the kmart and lets bang out and lets do it on camera I throw my life away you throw your life away right now
right now lets do it for the camera I hate you nigga lets die
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Blud out here fantasizing about being peers with Luke Thomas
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met Luke Thomas once in one of those handjob saunas
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>>153685843
cool i bumped into him at the dudes that love super hard cock convention
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boooooooring, call me when Chase "The Dream" Hooper is fighting
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>>153685826
People idolise this mindset over someone like Neal DeGrasse Tyson....its gross
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goeff "neil" magny
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>>153685897
"Hands of Iron" Mike
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It's crazy how Dr Disrespect actually gets 2x his usual viewers playing his random single player Resident Evil playthroughs lol
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Nibba watching an doo named Dr Disrepsect like damn niqqa how old is you
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It's crazy how a secret cabal of cannibal pedophile billionaires who hate human beings exist feeding on the suffering of untold billions from their empire of evil.
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DAMN
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*stuffs your takedown*
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neck injection gaethje heems topuria and has the wrestling to stuff down islams takedowns
im thinking hes getting double champ just throwing bombs and being a dawlg
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>>153686070
I'm part of a secret cabal of broke guys who fuck needy 40 years olds, and don't control anything
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>>153686098
It's crazy to think how many people are taking part of this clandestine conspiracy without even realizing.
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>>153686098
reddit ass bitch
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>It's crazy how Dr Disrespect actually gets 2x his usual viewers playing his random single player Resident Evil playthroughs lol
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>>153686078
stuff this bitch
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>>153686118
Where did you find this picture of me?
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>>153685674
Luke's an OG of /heem/
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This guy De Ridder looks great. He demolished Nickal in that fight.

https://youtu.be/KGL-B6x3PPw?si=j5QmoLv0guKVX9QV&t=475
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>>153686158
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>>153685348
The fight that showed the world that, in the end, good always defeats evil.
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>>153686269
So covid good fazza evil?
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DANA WHITE LIVE NOW ON INSTAGRAM. HUGE WHITE HOUSE NEWS TO BE RELEASED
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>>153686277
Afraid so.
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I don't wanna hear about the the de the de ridder no more!
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Khamzat Maaev.
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Tito looks like that guy that stumbles down and closes the only exit to a nightclub burning with flames condemning hundreds to a painful death
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>>153686287
You're afraid?
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Muhammad Allahev
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de ridder almost got heemed by reddit rob!
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The supply of good fights is low as of right now meanwhile the demand is only rising. How will the top brass at Paramount be able to remedy this?
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I would literally die before taping out. Thats the difference betwen me and UFC "pussis"
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It's crazy to think that there are bugs under your skin and somebody is going to try to kill you in your sleep tonight.
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It's even crazier to think you have to reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
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>>153685725
Claudia Sheinbaum's biggest fan right here .
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if i was arman id retire and take up onlyfans to appeal to my homosexual fan base since id know im never getting the belt
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Ilia Topuria didn't need to retire to appeal to his homosexual fanbase
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mmm
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>Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djEBMbvbl6s
arman and georgio press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djEBMbvbl6s
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>>153686636
wdwtch
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>>153686625
are you suggesting arman get married just so he can hit a woman?
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Nobody's watching that stupid SHIT around here PLAYA!
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>>153686652
Yea we do bitch
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>>153686672
Wrong dumbass kys
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>>153686672
'aid 'ot
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this nigga watchin' press conferences lmao
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>>153686672
You'd be sadly mistaken about that unfortunately
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>>153686702
On a Friday night? Kek what a no life bitch
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buhbuhbuh I hurt back twerking for nina can't fight now daner buhbuhbuh
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>>153686683
We do. And you're gonna watch the event and like it, faggot. You're watching that presser as we speak.
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>>153686720
Bodies that disgusting piggy
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>>153686720
I'm watching the new Luke Thomas video, so wrong again chud #NotMyPresident #Bluesky
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>>153686727
Cope
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>Bodies
Let the bodies hit the floor
>Bodies
Let the bodies hit the floor
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>>153686636
>Raped Ass Faggot Press Conference
monitor on, b
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people called me crazy for saying peria was gonna flatline that mongrel in the rematch but i knew deep down in my heart thats how that shit would play out. im an empath, i knew he was hurt for realsies in the first one. hes a champ of the people. he didnt cancelled the fight because its what he had to do
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>>153686743
Magomedaddy wins the inevitable trilogy thoughbeit
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Magomed is NOT in hiding, he's training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber
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>>153686743
real ones knew lil wank wasnt a real one when paul craig tapped him out with three seconds left anyway
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>>153686636
>>153686736
>Monitor on
Wow thanks' b. I'll take it.
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>>153686736
you need to lurk moar bapa.
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Im jelqin my shit so what the fuck?
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>>153686777
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>>153686789
are you a jacked taiwanese goober?
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jiri vs ulberg
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AARON FUCKING PICO
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>>153686751
Wonder why Ali's not helping this hopeless fool. It feels like even he's trying to sweep Magomed under the rug until he's too old. Prob doesn't even answer the phone when he calls.
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Pitbull vs Pico
Bellator vs Bellator
Old shitter vs Young shitter
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*tummy gurgling
>Where clozapig mazza? I have somesing for her…
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A crown for a king or a king for a crown?
Many crowned kings goes unnoticed and forgotten in the annals of history as nothing more than a footnote. No tales of their deeds get told nor do they leave tales of their own. All that they achieved gets overshadowed by bigger, grander, greater kings some even went uncrowned. When all is said and done will people tell the tales of Tom Aspinall? Will they sing a praise for a king who left no legacy? Or will they sing for Ciryl Gane? Uncrowned but for what he achieved he is talked as if some king himself.
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Arwoman Tsarukyan
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Steele vs Pico
Blue chip vs supermajority
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asspinall still never won an undisputed title fight lol
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>>153686854
hes been in one though. he has experience. not a lot of people can say the same
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The octagon? No, the ball pit. Where the real battles are fought.
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doo was beat by gayrot lmao
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>>153686857
sybau
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>>153686861
ive killed people by throwing plastic balls at their heads they call me the greg maddux of this concrete jungle
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Alexander the "great" Volkanovski. Your champion...
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sneak peak at the top 5 official bad guys list more to come to be expanded
sean omalley
tom aspinall
arman turkaryan
paddy pimler
bobby green
assplum whatever his first name is
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>>153686926
White women are beautiful
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Would you rather an aileen or an demopopolous
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>>153686751
Cucklaev sisters...
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>VICENTE LUQUE MAKES MIDDLEWEIGHT DEBUT
Zatdaddy xisters...
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>>153687072
for me its aileen wuornos as portrayed by charlize theron
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Jiri "Blowjob Penis" Prochazka by decapitation.
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Jiri by EMP blast
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>>153687083
what in the fucking heck
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Jiri by 5km run @ 5min/km pace
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Jiri by Dark Templar rush
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pico vs pitbull
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Can't wait to see Bergdaddy ice out that retarded sperg badly
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danerd saiyed hes finning to drop the whitehouse card this week stay tund
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alex won the rivalry 1-1
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*boink*
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>>153687359
This nigga got shploinked
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Imagine not tuning in for Dr Disrespect's live playthrough of resident evil requiem part 2/2 tomorrow on YouTube
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Two time undisputed UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jiří Procházka.
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>>153687548
>>153687505
the two time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzCzRo4C8IY
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>>153687505
>>153687574
Jesus fuck get a life man
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>>153687582
bodied that lifeless loser freak
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>>153687505
we only watch forsen here
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>Imagine not tuning in for Dr Disrespect's live playthrough of resident evil requiem part 2/2 tomorrow on YouTube
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forsen
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>>153687574
mma thread m8 if you want to discuss pedos it'll have to be pat barry
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>>153687582
Kill yourself faggot
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>>153687630
Mad bitch.
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>>153687651
lol what a faggot
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>>153687677
what's his name
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>>153687682
Dr Disrespect
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>>153687677
>t.
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>>153687688
Dr D?
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when will you learn that the ufc creates these rumors to gauge public reaction
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Dr Disrespect, wow
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>>153687715
I'll gauge your reaction, pal
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>>153687695
Why does this little dingus have so much aura?
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Aaron Pico
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New Guru just dropped

https://youtu.be/YhUunGiZMbA?si=bGU__SMkoO9hmifL
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>>153687741
Mid card by pre COVID standards good card by 2020 standards
Best card of 2026 and that's saying something
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when does trevor peek fight?
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I want smoe head....I WANT SMOE HEAD
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gambling is the reason for most of the psychotically retarded fight analysis you will see. it's because people are betting first and justifying their bet secondly.
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>>153687742
Always good to hear what the big man has to say on the matters of MMA.
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>>153687757
Anybody who gamble on sports should be castrated via zip tie
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pico has no one who loves him in his life
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look dana. that blue pyramid looks like my millennium heavyweight championship belt
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Siggis Banana yoghurt
Look into it
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Ugly nigger.
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yeah thats nice, but hows about u shut the fuck up now
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yeah thats nice, but hows about u shut the fuck up now
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>>153687910
I feel we really connected in the psat
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>>153687883
Who
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Kill yourself.
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>>153687923
Who
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Dana Disrespect
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Somebody here got turned into an owl I fear...
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The 2x back to back
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>>153687935
i think this all has to do with an ancient egyptian sorcerer
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>>153687964
You're talking about the shadow games?
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>>153687933
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What's next for Winged C?
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>>153687974
no matter what happens i will not let your evil plan come to pass anubis
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>>153688027
The prophecy has already been foretold, I fear.
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>>153688040
my egyptian gods combine for infinite power. now go. TITAN FIRESTORM
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this doo named Seth
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>>153683801
funny pic
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why did he do it
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>>153688148
Got raped by his bathing maid at the tender age of 8 sadly
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>>153688148
so we didn't have to
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so fyckin hangovered
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>>153687741
>>153687359
Bet the house on Jiri
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>>153688148
Most people do what they can, Adesanya does what he wants.
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>>153688327
so he wanted to lost to jan poatan strickland dricus and imavoc
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i cam bearly see call me timmy tom aspisscunt
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Aaron pico will heem volk
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>>153688350
natural beauty
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>>153685387
It's weird to think that Dricus might be the second-best grappler in MW, but even so, Chimaev wrestedfucked him anyway.
Chimaev's biggest weakness is that he fights once a year.
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FACT: Aaron Pico is heemless in the UFC
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>>153685348
ditchdiggas always keep it real
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heemless in seattle starring gordon ryan and chet hanks
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>>153687741
>reyes walker
>dardouche torres
Fireworks
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>>153686528
Bastard
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>>153686528
It’s been a long time since I seen one of these. Did people stop posting it?
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>>153687741
>dariush torres
are they legitimately trying to kill dariush?
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>>153688682
Everyone was saying this when they booked Dariush against a surging Mateusz Gamrot and look what happened there.
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>>153688682
Don't let the grey hair fool you. Daroosh is barely in his 50s
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Luke Thomas predicted all of this...
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The UFC is dying

GSP is chasing black women, Hendricks isn't a blogbuster drawl, Aldo was exposed by Gooby, Pettis has injury prawblems, nobody cares about Mighty Mouse, Ronda has no competition, Jones just foot swept DC and he is about to heem him
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are we getting a happening every weekend?
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>>153688682
the weight cut will kill darry before torres can
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>>153688871
hopefully that means less jewfc cards and more heem mental illness
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>>153685780
OG won the story of the fight for not pulling out the block and pasting that chink in justified self defence
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which one of you was doing DOES the THING posting on fit?
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if jiri loses to ulberg i'll kill myself
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Jiri was losing to Khalil, all Ulberg has to do is manage his stamina well and copy Khalil's gameplan
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>>153688930
that's kinda gay
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>>153687751
>Mid card by pre COVID standards
Rose tinted glasses, here is a random card pre-covid
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>>153688961
almost every fight is jiri losing until he wins. i know the real smartest gameplan for ulberg but i will not share it.
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no more abu dhabi cards for a while
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>>153689025
no real values are lost since abu schaubi cards are just brazza win lol card anyway
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>>153689017
>almost every fight is jiri losing until he wins
So the key to beating him is to lose the early rounds
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psychotic retard coming in
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Ready to heem Iran for my country. Who’s with me?
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Chills
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>>153689213
ur alone in that front, buddeh
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>>153689238
how is pico ranked?
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>>153689272
three words
aaron
fucking
pico
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>>153689238
>get a UFC contract
>get exposed
>get ranked
Levels
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>>153689195
turn that monitor off pal
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>>153689272
He's not ranked
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>>153689246
I’m obviously not talking to you. You’re the enemy.
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A box office breaking Bellator title fight is the equivalent of a low ranked UFC prelim fight
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bellator, whatever happened there
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it's not the ufc's fault that nobody else can figure out the recipe for a high quality product. clean your own room before you clean the cage.
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>>153689430
i can figure it out but i dont have lots of money to do it
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>>153689430
UFC also can't figure out the recipe for a high quality product
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grok give me a high quality recipe
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ZAMN! Ari must be one squealing little piglet right now!
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>>153687359
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How can ufc support the American war effort right now?
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>>153689516
Sure! I generated the entire UFC Mexico card with great matchups such as Imanol Rodriguez vs Kevin Borjas, the electric Chito Vera taking on David Martinez, and dominant flyweight contender Lone'er Kavanagh challenging the champion Brandon Moreno.
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>>153689534
Drink a quart of howler head and hit up bodega for some chilli dog
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>>153689547
>moutinho is still signed
lol !
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You can do all the fantasy booking you want, but it doesn’t take into account fighters injuries and logistics issues like visas. This dreaming up of card matchups is just useless in the end.
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>>153689556
It's A bodega not 'bodega'
It's not like a franchise supermarket or something
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>>153688350
Please don't post goonbait in heem
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>>153689609
more like throw up bait
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>>153689566
Oh interesting, I thought it was like quik-e-mart or some shit
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>>153688366
>>153689615
Hmm
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>>153689566
indefinite articles are waste of time ye. go bodega
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>>153689615
She really activates my boner neurons. She fires up my sack and I'm feeling kind of assaulted having to deal with that every time I log on for weeks now
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>>153687753
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<3
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>>153689238
>reckles aggro man vs pullback counter man
why are they giving grandpa favored matchups against the 30 year old prospect?
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jiri vs ulberg is the fight to make
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yeeree will heem gulberg
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>>153689615
turn it back on pal
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never watched an ulberg fight
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>>153689874
its a chess match, joe
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>>153689638
man go shops man eat fewd ygm
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>>153689238
Bellator didn't have the balls to give us this matchup. Thank you Dana for all you do for this sport
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>>153689883
ye. thoughtcels come gym and ask too many questions pmo. hit dont get hit get on top. ez
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>>153689881
Can't wait for shito to get split decisioned
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>>153689881
Robert McGee
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>>153689935
bare man pree fi deh suh iykyk
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in many ways i am the don gorgon of heem.org
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>>153689842
ernesto heems her via hyperborean genetic superiority.
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bet dat, bet dat
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le AI xD
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>>153689238
>we've got smellator at home
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>>153690473
shades of hayabusa
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>>153690486
Shades of ya momma's moldy maggot minge!
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The world is at war! I cannot get hyped for Chito Vera!
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you can only feel pity for pakman
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>>153687741
>#2 ranked strawweight in the world buried in the prelims
what are we doing here
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>>153690598
Make the Jondaddy thread Clozapiggy! Squirt n' squeal on ya Jondaddy's thang!
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shan't 5 minutes is far too long
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RAF stream?
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>RAF
nothing good has ever come of bongistan
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>>153690652
Oink on it.
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man eats iftar and man fi start chattings about pork
very haram
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Clozapork loves to imitate he Black daddies!
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>>153690753
nigga u do the SAME THANG!
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imitate my balls across your forehead
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>>153690104
good post
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>>153690690
half of dakota ditcheva
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is ari trying to get himself out of his contracts with the arabs or what is going on rn
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>>153689849
It was meant to happen in smellator I guess
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>>153691074
>>153691074
>>153691074
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>>153691161
>>153691161
>>153691161
>>153691161
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