HOW do you LOSE to bobby green?

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>>153699113

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i don't think jacobe can be my boy anymore

>>153699113
By being a skinny twink with no muscle

Was the card good? I got maced

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>>153699167
Is there a webm of this yet?

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>>153699492

smellpooper needs to retire NOW

i have pain in my heart

fat ass having a heart attack

monitor pal

heart rate monitor on!

very disrespectful

>>153699453
care to extrapolate?

>tfw when i'm in a sad lonely cunt competition and my opponent is finland

>>153704373
You'd win

>>153704525
Bodied that freakazoid!

>>153704525
decapitated that doofus

Ignacio Bahamondes vs Daniel Zellhuber

Green vs Fiziev 2 makes the most sense now

>>153704734
funny ahahah duhhh *snot drips from nose*

>>153704778
You are a pathetic half-figure with no positive qualities to speak of

>>153704892
Many are saying this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcoaLHyTmV4
Fruity Jon trying to pick up another boy toy, sounds zestier than ever.

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>>153703644
damn kang green was wonking that nigga like hogan

i'm off for a haircut

that zelhuber fella is a major bum if you ask me

>>153703644
Nigga pls.

>>153704935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZg6OFkLRV8
he must be preparing for a fight, test in the single digits, zest off the charts

Zellhuber has only lost to absolute killers lik Michael Johnson, King Green, Esteban Ribovics and Trey Ogden.

This Zhweihander guy is very good.

So when is Nemkov coming to the UFC?

>>153704343
Guy on the bus stop was staring at me so I said "fuck is yuo?" And then he maced me and kikced my head

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Naughty muzzie piggy

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>>153704892

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>>153704892

there's a kid named glover teixeira

>>153705566
your thimbaut goldeneye

Arman had to get it on!

>>153705269
He is fighting Nganou next

Ngannou? Ignored.

khamzat should fight at the white house and beat everybody

Wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly

>>153705821
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is finland up there with india and phillipines in terms of combat sport "success"

buh buh buh BUH LET ME PLAY AS CONCKER DE SQUIRREL I DUN WAN TO BE DIDDY

>>153705821
wow

kheemzhat

buh buh buh I SAY WE PLAY LIBARY NOT TEMPLE

>>153705821
raul rosas jr

van vs kavanagh is the fight

i'm in the dawlghouse boys

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>>153699113
put some respect on his name b

picking up 2 peps for 12 dollars

>>153705901
>>153706216
bababababababa

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>>153706357

UFC Fight night : Dan Lauzon vs King green II

>>153706460
and who's fighting still? checkmate

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Niggzat.

facilitate my balls across your forehead

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>>153706485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oMCy3IZAQE

the wmma is giving me grief

tale of the tape?

how about tale of the rape and it's a story about you

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>>153706582

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>>153699268
>SHUT YO BITCH AZZ UP PIGGY
*chimp heems you*

rape of the tape?

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>>153699268
why did he capitalize racism like its a guy

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>>153706663
>Casual Racism
>CR

>Attendance for UFC Mexico: 16,454 (first non sellout in three years, little over 3,500 tickets unsold.

>Gate: Undisclosed

>takes drag from cigarette
>blows smoke in your face
What do you do?

tale of the vape

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>>153706697

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>>153706687
where's your crown king nothing

>Cody NoCustody Garbrandt is sstill fighting

Based.
Us boomers gotta stick together.
Boomers unite.
Based.

>>153706697
Blow him back, but below the waist.

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why does poofc insist on using charles making this stupid 'jakkin face in all his promotional stills?

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>>153706675
Heh. M*ssi could never.

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i'm putting together a team

>>153706838
holy freak

>>153706838
Based.
But in reality, this wasn't a great Loner performance. Rather, it was a shit Moreno performance.

these are no ordinary canadians
they've been trained in mixed martial arts since birth

>>153706838
Da Lou vs Taira is the fight to make

>>153706838
van is 35, met him in 93'.

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>>153706869
they should train them in hockey

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>>153706966
chill inducing

if the ref has to restrain a fighter after a stoppage, this is proof that they could keep fighting

>>153706995
glacial indeed

>>153706838
125 was shit until Dana threatened to trade the whole division. Now it’s consistently fun to watch

>>153706858
Loner fought the perfect fight. Did enough to win 1 & 2 then conserved energy to win 5. Moreno is washed tho…no longer a contender

>>153706687
they prob priced out half the mexican fans. giant city they should have filled a 20k arena with so many local fighters

clozablacked my balls across your forehead

>>153706357
>Bobby has -1 reach at 5’10” and badly outstruck the 6’1 lanklet
humiliating. cut zellhuber

>>153707103
400M. Best test of all around athleticism

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>>153707103
bfc only i'm afraid

>>153707122
that's a glorified sprint wadder we doin' here

>>153707103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulli_culture

>>153707194
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJZ9VdOM-Xw
yeah i bet it is

anyone got the girl twerking in the middle of the octagon?

>>153707361
ailin has straight up cocksucking videos online talmbout penis in mouth sucky sucky and all you can also see her asshole with sperm on it what a gal

>>153707361
Talmbout your mom, B?

>>153707361
yeah

>>153707361
her and i do videos

>>153707361
no sorry b

>>153707361
Wmma was a mistake

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>Me watching the card yesterday

have they captured that chimp Arman yet? he needs to be jailed this chimp cant stop chimping

>>153691161
You're laughing. Georgio Poullas has a broken neck and you're laughing

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hell yeah!

>>153703644
early

>rizin on friday
finally some good fucking fights

yes the last time arman got a title shot he shit his pants and ran home crying but there is a pretty good chance that won't happen again

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How many redditors will kill themselves because one of their favorite wholesome chungus fighters has to lose?

>>153708025
i'd wager most of plebbit has dropped charles for being a zionist

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>>153705433
Jesus...

>>153706838
Mokaev >>> all those bums

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>>153708025
This is the fight that matters

>>153708077
the mokaev meme died years ago mate he sucks

>>153708110
Damn, RIP MJ

>>153708113
How bad is Manel Krap?

I'm sure everyone is enjoying the riveting experience of no longer having to watch women's mma. I hadn't even noticed that they executed this business strategy until recently, a shadowlaunch one might say. It would have been bad for the market capitalization of TKO to bluntly talk about the elephant in the room, that women suck at fighting and no one should be paying to watch that shit. I get it.

>>153708186
quite bad, can barely make it to a fight, also one of the biggest cheaters in the sport

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talmbout

Ever noticed all of the worst cheaters in MMA are melanated individuals? Curious...

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>>153708476
Too skinny

>>153708560
Absolute architect

How is Raja Jackson doing?

just heemed ama

>>153708899
When will you heem yourself?

Finns can't heem.

just heemed a kebab

>>153708560
Yes...YES

i ripped my pants

>>153708665
bro is playing with buttplugs

Someoen shit my pants

I EXPOSED MYSELF

Just saw some hemers dick wtf

>>153709072
>ynr hawlgs of heem

>>153707466
She looks much better clothed than naked. Her homemade videos are awful.

Also what the FUCK was Macy doing last night

>>153706838
Van is the worst champ ever. His reign will make JDMs look good

>>153709102
>She looks much better clothed than naked.
The truth is 95% of women do. Bras and tight clothes work wonders. All tits look perky, you can imagine nice little small perky nipples instead of asymmetric pancakes, cellulite is smoothed out, and so on.

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>153709143
wow real joshua van whatap

>>153709114
he's beating taira so nah

>>153709156
Maybe on Planet Retard.

>>153709114
History is going to make you look like an real cocksucking slob for this one. Respectfully.

It has been over a decade since a native Finn fought in the UFC.

>>153709160
That’s your home planet

>>153709189
yeah so?

>>153709156
Taira will drag him down and sub him easily. Van is Garth tier swang n bang retard

>holloway -230 vs oliveira
holy fucking free money on charles
charles gonna big brother him

>>153709211
van defends the takedowns with ease and batters him on the feet, taira simply isn't that good

>>153709213
I don't care about poofter sports.

>>153709232
Is that true?

JDM had a very legitimate win over Belal who was a good welterweight, even if he was pushing it in years. He then met Islam Makhachev, the top 1 pound for pound fighter who has made many good fighters look bad before
Van is a very accomplished flyweight who consistently took on constant threats including top ranked contenders. He got lucky against Pantoja but that doesn't diminish his previous accomplishments
Stop acting like these guys are Jamahal Hill

>>153709446
Jamahal had a better run to the title than Van. Van’s only good legitimate win is washed Royval

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>>153709211
*caps your post*
Fersuure

>>153709505
A blue chip prospect
A dangerous jester
Jon Jones' signature win
Greatness

Joanna Zanella Schaubhole

>>153699167
rabies?

>>153709486
Fur shur b talmbout THE Johnny Walker

>>153709211
Hey nan whats male peins taste like? Fuck yuo. Respectfully.

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>>153709593
Hoyl fuck

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>>153708560
Too skinny

>>153709303
100% holloway's getting subbed

>>153709078
wtf is up with boomers and their ex wife? like bruh get over it. no one wants to hear that shit.

>>153709505
mr bearjew's retired n all and still hasn't explained the nickname lore

>>153709707
pickup defense

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>>153709623
THE indeed

Kyoma Akimoto vs. Patchy Mix
Saori Oshima vs. Kate Lotus
Luiz Gustavo vs. Taisei Sakuraba
Takaki Soya vs. Tony Laramie
Viktor Kolesnik vs. Kazuki Aimoto
Ryo Takagi vs. Shuya Kimura
Hideo Tokoro vs. Jinnosuke Kashimura
Kyung Pyo Kim vs. Yusuke Yachi
Jo Arai vs. Jung Hyun Lee
NOEL vs. Bo Mi Lee
Shoko Sato vs. John Sweeney
Yuki Ito vs. Carlos Mota

Chills.

NOEL

Getting some Japanese pussy tonight and mmm it tastes so good!

tairas marquee win is over a now confirmed but previously known to me fraud. van knocked out the guy that had tko considering shutting down the division in under a minute. van has the heart of the spar. pharaohs hammer lock

>>153710168
m8 you don't have to say all this bullshit van is just better and will win

>>153710195
this ends now

>>153710168
Kill yourself

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Vegas Intelburger here ...
Jones is in talks to fight Aspinall at the white .
Ilia vs Gaethje .
Gane and Pereira in talks to be the feature fight I'm not joking .
Believe what you want . Screenshot this and you'll see it announced this week .

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>>153710245
thats not nice dont say that

>>153710219
your mother is a dog

Words have power. Someone might actually harm himself after you tell him to kill himself. How would you feel if that happened?

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>>153710245

Anyone ITT ever found blood in their stool?

>>153710334
Sup Sneed, still an autogynephiliac tranny faggot?

dana should have one night at the apex where all the former cia dea atf agents on the podcast circuit sign one off contracts and fight each other and legalize shit like eye pokes and dick licks

If you know Jon Jones or ciryl gane is gonna poke ur eye or hit ur nuts why dont you just do it to them?

Jon Jones
Daniel Cormier
Ciryl Gane
Manel Kape

I'm sensing a pattern here

>>153710358
thats the thing cazzie. do you not think the professionals with decades of experience striking can perform these moves faster and harder than you too? tomala can nutshot a 10-15 rank plumber but hes never won an undisputed title fight because hes not a championship caliber fighter

Furtive bitch sit down to pee in my persense

Just saw some retard saying Moreno got fraud checked. We've completely lost the plot as a community

He was a fraud checker who bragged about fraud checking

>>153710702
Kermitkakke'd! Respectfully!

>>153710303
ecstatic

Stop doubting fighters, it's not nice. Try having a more religious faith that they will win and be humble.

say who got frott checked?

Personally i voted for Loner. That kid is something else.

if you think about it Zellhuber is a kevin leesque type of fighter

strand-type fighter

Holloway is probably going to decision Oliveira. Maybe he’ll get a late TKO but I doubt it. The only way I see Oliveira winning is by finish and I don’t see Holloway allowing himself to get submitted. I also think that Topuria’s KO over Holloway makes people think Max is suddenly a glass chin, when that’s not the case

>>153711074
I don't see bitchmadeveira surviving to the decision

Flyweight gonna be a game of hot potato akin to LHW a few years ago.

tooted myself into sentience

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Empath type fighter.

Gane at the White House, not fighting but leading the nation

Gane on the front lines.

Gane delivering a powerful speech at the United Nations

Gane frowning after a heckler yells "Nigger."

Gane finding a specimen of a nearly extinct species of frog and cradling it gently in his hands

>>153711173
powerful and divine

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Haven't been following MMA as closely recently and just learned that there is someone in the world named Lone'er

>>153711268
This picture really shows off his chimp facial structure
Look at the beautiful curve around his protruding mouth and heavy brow

jon jones in a way is the blue eyes white dragon of the ufc

Gane being the first man to circumnavigate the Earth’s ocean with a crew of sailors.

first nigga on da moon

Gane creating the iconic kickflip.

>>153711297
with the right tuners its just as easy to get blue eyes alternate universe ultimate out and wipe ganes ass off the map for good. when jones comes back youll see. you know nothing about games

Gane painting a serene nature scene with birds, acrylic on canvas

Gane walking on water.

Gane recieving an exclusive briefing on extraterrestrial lifeforms.

Gane becoming the first human to sing two notes at once.

Ciryl Gane

>>153711387
mongolians been doing overtones for years

Gane synthesising a cure for cancer

Gane exporting a crocodile to France and successfully domesticating it.

>>153711400
guess who taught them

Donte Johnson fight week let's go!

Gane teaching gorillas how to make a fire.

Gane publishing a dissertation on quantum mechanics at 3 months old.

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wassup. wassup den. wassup.

>>153711268
I'm still trying to figure out the origin of this name. I'm 99% sure it's Irish but can't find shit about it

Gane developing the ability to levitate during adolesence.

>>153711468
Lonnie is diminutive of Lawrence or alonso

Gane spending all weekend doing his FUT Champs

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Gane getting lit up by the patented Schaub flurry

hello. is this the waldo cortes acosta thread?

Ganetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health

Gane rehabilitating Will Smith's PR image

We follow Ciryl Gane

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>>153711620
wat ah da implications oh dis

Really hard to get excited for Rob Font vs Chiwiwis with the backdrop of impending world war

Gane celebrating winning against a down syndrome kid in chess.

Gane bouncing a pebble across the entire Atlantic Ocean.

Gane knowing who shot JFK and never telling anyone.

>>153711848
He told me whilst we were playing Pro Clubs and the answer will SHOCK you

Gane developing an adult voice while still a toddler.

shaving my beard

worst thread in heem history, cheers

shaved my beard

barber fucked up my nape

ufc.com down for anyone else?

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>mfw waiting for this thread to be over

>>153712000
i keep my somalis on a leash in the car when i visit the barber, they don't mix well with kurds

Gane waiting for this thread to be over

you are all aware that your getting an bones thread next right?

>>153712027
The GOAT deserves it.

Next OP is predicted to be an MMA Guru edition. Possibly one that calls out a certain homosexual fighter.

already have a loner fan thread made

this ain't microsoft this is the heem business we will have 3 threads all made by finns and the janny can SUCK IT *crotch chops frantically*

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Settle it with a Paul Craig thread

i will never forgive paul craig for not using "blitz" as a nickname
wrong side of history pal

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Can't wait for Azamat to Blitzcraig Costa

daner's favorite guitarist just made a choon with the gza what the heck is going on

They did it. They killed heem.

Chud

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>>153712288

Paul Craig vs Schaub BKFC

my schaub vs the pan starting in 2 mins

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Thoughts on this matchup

>>153712464
JDM will show levels

Im fuken poing thats what I tingk

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>>153712464
JDM exposed almost as badly as he was last fight

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>>153712464
Prates is bound to get heemed by the chains of fate.

>>153712464
Bong vs Cigs. Very interesting

>>153712480
I am slain and will now leave for 6 hours

Good pocket Boxer vs guy who wants to fight at range with no actual way to maintain the distance hmm I wonder how this goes

Keep an eye out for a Persian prospect named Khomeini

>>153712559
Having the time of his life.

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Feel like there is this unwritten rule where if a fighter exposes a hyped up prospect, he immediately enters the title picture kinda like what Strickland did, i can see JDM being given a title rematch immediately if he somehow TKO's Prates

>>153712559
Leon saw his ancestors there

Gooby? Gooby will heem this July 4th at the White House

>>153712770
Afraid not. Jones v Poatan. Gooby is busy streaming robolox with gooby jr

>>153712836
Shut up Joe!

>>153712906
I said afraid not

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>>153712922
Gooby is streaming video games

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>>153712942
Amen

>>153712936
He raped another woman an hour before this

If gooby had won the presidency in Ireland this war would already be over. He'd simply tell those fighter jet pilots "precision beats power, timing beats speed, bap bap bap, stop resisting!"

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POWERSLAP THIS FRIDAY GET HYPE

>>153712998
How do I turn my monitor back on?

Nigger

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>>153712991
>Khamenei Pelmeni, I'm in Teheran bro, ye?

Ali Abdelaziz's cranium. Call that shit the Iron Dome

>>153713052
Allen won that fight by tko.

the wmma has a lesbian friend i do NOT like

>>153713116
what doc I need an excuse to be glued to the phewn

that is some kind of vidya shit does anyone have a pride doc please just an hour or two until selma and or patty leaves

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She’ll always be the one, no matter who else comes into my life.

>>153713145
very disrespectful

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when the weili is just that damn good

>>153713093
the game is good but why you watching a washed pedophilic wife beater in the big 2026?

What emote can Merab use to beat Yan in the rematch?

>>153713218
Griddy

>>153713218
The one where he unzips his Aljodaddy before slurping and spitshining he ebony obelisk

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>>153713154
>dude is completely heemed
>ref still pulls a countdown

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>>153713207
was just starting to like the sound of him too

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>>153713245

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>>153713230

merab is not easy on the eye
or the ear

>>153713276
That belt belongs to Pedo Can now.

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>>153713281
Hey you guys! Pofcourse it's ponfortunate he tap of course! Sean o malley is dangerous guy, he can knock me out!

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>>153699167
>losing to King in the year of our Lord 2026

MMA IS DEAD

>>153713297
>tfw Aljodaddy’s obelisk is dripping with secret sauce

>>153713342
What else is new

>>153709667
hahahahahah you'll never have a wife