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>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>153673174

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):
https://angelthump.com/gimi

>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:
24

>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
215

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
225 (224 starts)

>2026 WDC Standings:
GAS: 0
COL: 0
ALO: 0
STR: 0
ALB: 0

>2026 WCC Standings:
Alpine-Mercedes: 0
Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0
Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0
Audi: 0
Cadillac-Ferrari: 0

>2026 WEC Standings:
BOT: 0
HAM: 0
NOR: 0

>News:
Warning: AMX has learned a few new tricks
Caddy reveals their F1 car's chassis name: MAC-26 (MA for Mario Andretti, also MAC for Big Mac)
Honda losing their shit because of how awful their PU is, they allege Nui's autism is partially to blame.
Some fat fuck will appear at the Japanese GP (other than Edd).
DTS Season 8 is out (who the fuck cares)
500 Hours of Therapy on The Island™ man abducts another Italian.
Mekies declares taking a conservative role within RBR
Remember Spyker? McPedos are being sponsored by Etihad now, their logo will be at the wing.
One week until FP1
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Lonso pole
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>some argentoid bullshit
christ
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anime alonso
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>>153683789
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>>153683216
savedd
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>>153683826
i dont understand this webm
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>>153683766
Yo OP, im gonna need sauce on pic rel
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which nickname do we use for aston martin?
>asston shartin/asston
reddit
>shartin poopin
not bad, rolls off the tongue
>poopoo shartin
same, but different
>poopin/pooping shartin
heh
>shartin fartin
kek
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>>153683845
It's a video of queerstonia's reaction to that post
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>>153683896
i get that, but what is that expresion trying to convey
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>>153683766
>chihaya

welp thats unexpected , now post nnnnnn vivi
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You guys dont know how much I need to fuck a hooker, the stress is coming from all sides and I cant find any time on my week to FUCK

F1™
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>>153683916
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>>153683946
Why a hooker specifically?
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>>153683946
you live in brazil, doesnt some tranny cost like 2 cents to fuck over here
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Undisputed heavyweight
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>>153683978
because I dont have a girlfriend thats why

>>153683980
choose one
https://www.private55.com/acompanhantes-curitiba-pr
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>>153683870
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>>153683986
better than tyson fury
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>>153683994
>because I dont have a girlfriend thats why
So why not fuck a friend? You have those at least, right?
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>>153683858
Sure.
https://x.com/stuffed_shark/status/2026666699945292185
It's a trend going on where some guy begged artist to draw her wearing one of these
https://x.com/stinkynils/status/2025563962859737438
and tons of other fanart were made as a result.

Anyway this is still /f1/ related because the great satan and Museo endorses anime.
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>>153684010
Maybe he wants to fuck a woman
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>>153684028
So fuck a female friend.
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>>153684027
thanks nigga
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>>153684010
I have but its not easy
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>>153683994
Vanessa Gonzalez
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>>153684032
What's that?
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>>153684036
What do you mean? Penis goes in the hole, it's actually very easy.
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>>153684032
as if
>>153684028
that would be nice
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>asston
still, could be worse
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>>153684045
This oversimplification is how we end up with toaster anon
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>in February 2021, /f1/ was 90% full of BLM faggots, black cock suckers and schizo britbongs and their ass lickers
>in February 2026, barely any black token driver fans left, and talk revolves around lame and tame degeneracy
lelmao and kekerinos, what happened, /f1/ ?
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>>153684163
>what happened
December 12th 2021
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>>153683994
Bianca Ferrari, /f1/ approved
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>>153684210
How many years has she been out of racing now?
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I'm not gonna visit that tranny hooker/escort website but I'm curious if they include penis size on the page for each of the menu items.
Pic related as Lando also checks the girth first
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>>153684276
less than a year.
recently, she has been going to the audi F1 team headquarters.
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>kwablonso's team will finish last
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>>153683766
good evening
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Honda just needs more time
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>>153684443
Who the hell is taco? And do you know if fraudmilton has purchased another dog?
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>>153684479
taco is a wiener dog. her owner is chuck's gf's friend and leo's playmate
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>>153684491
and her name is matilde
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>>153684502
Has she got a boyfriend or do you think... you know...
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>>153684579
Chuck is starting a harem
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Free Practice 1 in: 6 days, 2 hours, 27 minutes, 37 seconds
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>>153684602
Chuck is gay
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>>153684636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SbUt1-N-TU
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>>153684636
Just because his fiance and teammate are both brown doesn't mean he pretends it's Hamilton in his bed every night
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>>153684210
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
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>>153684032
That sounds gay.
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>>153684621
im in italy with my parents on race week, either i stay up until 5am for quali and race or i wake up at 5am, either way i dont wanna do that
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You know, the overtake mode being as ass as it is might be good thing.
It'll be more boring to watch, but now overtakes will require actual effort.
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>>153684839
then don't do that
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>>153684839
Waking up early for practice/quali is so comfy though
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POV: you're the doorman at a gay bathhouse in Melbourne next weekend
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>>153684901
>using POV correctly
Nigel, what are you doing in our female 1 general?
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bring back tall noses and good looking cars
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>>153684842
if id do that my dad would tear me a new one, he doesnt like throwing out money
>>153684851
not at 5 fucking am
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>>153684901
max and his son
the mexicans
the poofs
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>>153685148
is that post calling the goblin out for being a slimy juice(which i dont agree with, as max, charles, michael, etc all would have done the same) or calling him out as a dumbass for trying to get max penalised post race which shouldnt even count anymore?
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>>153685008
>not at 5 fucking am
But that's what I meant by "early", anon.
It's no longer early past 6 am
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>>153685175
for me it is
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>>153685198
its called "get a job"
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>>153685233
>okay, the old man told me to take any gimi in the thread
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>watching 2022
>norris gets up to speed after a safety car, then slams on his breaks right in front of max
So that's just a thing a do.
The difference of course being that fia didn't give a shit when Lando did it, but then gave Oscar a ten second penalty with the only real difference being that it was more wet at Silverstone.
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>>153685403
do you have a webm or video? George for example didnt get penalised at canada this year for this because he was in the legal greyzone since the stewards just measured the pressure he put on the brakes, while when piastri did that at silverstone he put on way more pressure. Also he almost made several others crash that had to take evasive measures, and honestly, idgaf about his penalty, because it almost made nico loose his podium.
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>>153683766
>tf
>still jerks off to 2D girls because he's still mentally 19 in a 27yo's body
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>>153685651
Is it always projections with you mutts?
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gimi
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>>153685683
Was I on the mark, or one year off?
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I jerked off to the OP pic so much that I just NOW got around to making a post.
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Maybe I should try jerking off to 2D girls, the anons that do seem like well-adjusted individuals
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You artificial mother fuckers
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>no content from lewis (sold his rights to apple), alonso (old), max (salty) in dts8, only footage from the season is shown
meh
boring season
boring dts
they didn't even make the drama big
mclaren hid everything on their DQ's
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>>153685741
Oh yeah that guy.
From the ferrari academy.
uhhh what was he called again?
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>>153686029
im a real boy
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>>153686029
More realistic than the shitty food you eat on average.
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Didn't we bail argies out last year? What's their problem? What happened to all that beef?
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Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
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Which driver you guys think is the most interesting (not an npc) in the current linup
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>>153686463
none besides the usual names
all the zoomers are nepo babies
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>He's posting on a Belgian child molesting forum
>he thinks he's well adjusted
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>>153686463
there are none, these people are all soulless test tube babies who have been in the go karting/open seater racing bubble since they were small children.
None of them have had interesting lives, none of them have ever had any friends aside from each other, they're all boring weirdos with no exceptions.
The only interesting thing about them is that they're formula one drivers but that doesn't count since they're all formula one drivers

You could take any driver off the grid, lock them in a room with a basket of dirty laundry and a washing machine, say they can't come out until they wash the clothes and they wouldn't be able to do it
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>>153686217
I make and eat potato stew because I live in Idaho. You eat nothing because you suffer from famine.
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>>153686470
>zoomers
>"nepo babies"
You are three generations ahead.
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gimi
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>>153686650
>unironcally eating 19th century slop
sad, but if it makes you feel better i eat soup sometimes with cold salad.
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>>153686560
Kek
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>>153683994

what are the prices ? I don't see any prices, wtf ?
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My name Frank
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>>153686463
A used to listen to the long form formula1 podcast where they'd interview a driver about their life including their upbringing and childhood. A lot of them had some significant sacrifice that made for interesting listening. Perez said that for most of his childhood his only friend was his dog because they spent so much time driving around from circuit to circuit doing karting. His mom was his tutor and his dad was his mechanic as well as a mechanic for the other teams.
Gastly also had some good stories about looking up to Jules and they went to a special school together because they were so busy karting that they couldn't go to a normal school with a regular schedule.
That being said the younger generation seems to be rich 'test tube babies' like this guy says:>>153686598
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were the regs fucked on purpose to draw more attention to f1?
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reminder that webbah is the most the biggest cvck in f1
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>>153687429
Boobens exists
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Dubs and Asston Shartin fail to Qualify in Melbourne
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>one week until season start
>zero hype
F1 is dead, this will be the worst season ever. Even worse than 2020.
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dodo
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Makybe Diva died

F1 equivalent: all Lotus 72s destroyed and blueprints and knowledge for building them gone too
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>>153687928
Hell of a chapter to have on your wikipedia page.
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>>153684210
>pussypads
And here I all this time thought that she likes it hard
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>>153686959
>they were so busy karting that they couldn't go to a normal school with a regular schedule.
Interesting way to say private school
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>>153688007
She only likes it hard when she is kneeling on the stone floor in church
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Bah'rain, Saudi, Quatar and ApuDahbi Grands Prix are all cancelled

No refunds
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>>153688185
F1 could never do something that cool
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>>153688185
Nigga, there was a missile strike like ten miles from the Saudi race in 2022 during free practice, and they still did the race.
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>>153688232
that was only because they were already there
the saudias can't threaten to detain them for not racing if they don't enter the country
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>>153688244
Saudis would threaten to stop funding like half of f1, and probably have mbs make the regs for everything that the fia regulates even more retarded.
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>>153688185
F1 is more worried about mass bank chargebacks from a rained in race, a few casualties of ticket holders from a missile strike is the least of their concerns
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>>153688259
>f1 pulls out of qatar
>qatar pulls mclaren out of f1
everyone wins
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>>153688298
Oh fuck, that's actually a good point.
Now I support wwiii.
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>Manama under attack
oh no what if they hit the circuit there. that would be bad haha
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It sounds like Bahrain is getting absolutely fucked, not enough air defences there.

Imagine if this had happened a week earlier…..

I’d expect perhaps delay to Jeddah and no GP in Bahrain this year, but if this conflict goes on for months then no Middle East GP’s this year, security could be an issue even in Abu Dhabi.
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>>153688409
>Imagine if this had happened a week earlier…..
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>>153688185
>>153688232
both the zionists and the arabs would never ever attack f1, since f1 is mostly made up of jew+arab money. with saudis in f1 in particular that money is coming directly from state coffers so until the moment saudis are denounced by the arab community at large attacking f1 would basically be the equivalent of sleeping with the cartel boss's wife
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>>153688412
good lord
is shit happening or
>nothing ever happens and it all blows over tomorrow
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who gets custody of mclaren if Bahrain is bombed back to the stone age?
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>>153688445
(You) do, actually. You specifically.
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Haven’t posted here since December

Is /f1/ still obsessed with Japanese culture/yellow women?
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>>153688472
NOT RIGHT NOW
THERES A WAR GOING ON
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>>153688445
Satan. The other one.
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So will bahrain and saudi gps be canceled?
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>>153688232

It almost didn’t go ahead, remember the drivers protesting well into early morning and lots of gathering and covered lips behind closed doors, this really could throw a wrench into the infinite money glitch F1 found in the Middle East
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>>153688508
and mexico... ;-;
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>>153688508
Probably not, Jeddah isn't being bombed only Riyadh
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>>153688515
why mexico?
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>>153688412
They have the funniest shit for this stuff. Break out the tambourine of total war
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>Pragmatic Diplomacy: Bahraini officials now frame Israel as part of the region's historical heritage, emphasizing "peace and coexistence" over old ideological divides.

NOOOOO THAT'S SO NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>153688520
Cartel acting up
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A 21 race calendar this year
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>there's a non 0% chance US gets nuked this year
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>>153688591
world cup btw
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something going on? i hope they cancel the race
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>>153688627
oh, war again, no bueno bros.......
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>>153688609
does this mean that mister trump wont give the world cup to dani?? that sucks
fuck what a horrible week
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>>153688562
they are used to it
crazy when doctor marko said so in arabia 22(i think)
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f1 will be cancelled this year. war time, petrol rationing, no frivolous travel such as flying Grand Prix teams around every week
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>>153688693
taylorswiftbros...
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>>153688693
good
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NO AMERIKA NO NO AMERIKA ZIS IS SO NOT RIGHT
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>>153688693
>lando norris is the last f1 champion
jej
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I support America and Israel, and dont support Iran and FIA. Simple as.
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>>153688564
circuits are obvious, have some involvement in teams
>qatar - audi
>kuwait - m*rcedes
>uae & bahrain - mclel
so there you go
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>>153688790
some missiles went to saudi so
>saudi - aston martin
of course
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>>153688830
what for
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>>153688830
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U7s5pT3Rris
20 years in the making
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>>153688185
>season will end in las vegas
Grim
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on the one hand i want for the war to end as soon as possible, on the other hand i dont want to race iun brareim
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>>153688887
>war
It is special operation for couple of days
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just the religion of peace firing some peace missiles to spread happiness, nothing to see here
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>>153688887
>i want for the war to end as soon as possible
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Human sacrifice for Purim
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>>153688977
I hope they spread so much happiness that tel aviv collapses from it
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just woke up. surely nothing with the potential to change the f1 calendar has happened
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>ITS REAL
CHUCK HATERS BTFO!!!
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>>153689087
she secured the bag real quick huh
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>>153689087
leo on the left motorboike
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>>153689087
why does he want to have brown children? I thought elites had stricter cultural and racial boundaries.
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>>153689097
10 years time and Mana will be peak breeding age for japanese
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>>153689087
>esti wasn't invited
btfo
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>>153689087
>Chuck got married
Why aren’t (You) married, /f1/?
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>>153689087
>i do do do hahaha xD i said doodoo
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well, new rules confirmed, monaco back to being a 1 stop, q3 is now 13 mins isntead of 12 and the engine thing will be in hot temperatures aswell starting june
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>>153689087
I think the Twitter account has it wrong*
This isn’t their wedding, this is a promo video for a an Italian magazine
The wedding was scheduled August (summer break)

*unless the rumours are true, Charles has put a baby in her, and they’re marrying in a shotgun wedding
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Came for the OP picrel
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OH SHIDD NOT MY ABU DHABI, BAHRAIN AND QATAR!!!!! ALSO AZERBAIJAN IS SO CLOSE TO TEHRAN BROS WE ARE GOING TO LOSE RACES BECAUSE OF TRUMP AND ISRAEL
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>>153689270
BTW CLAUDE IS ALSO DOWN SOMETHING IS HABBENING, THEY DENIED PENTAGON BTW
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>>153689270
>iran
sure it was
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>Is /f1/ still obsessed with Japanese culture/yellow women?
Yes, but we prefer SEA women now
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>>153689317
Sorry, wrong picture
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>>153689317
>>153689323
arr rook same

Also to keep this f1 related, for driver Sebastian Bourdais is racing an MX5 right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhUcsJZr87Y
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>>153689092
did what my girl did and baby trapped him is the word on the street
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>Serious question with the latest world news. (self.formula1)

>submitted 3 hours ago by skyysdalmt

>With the recent activity unfolding in the Middle East right now, I've been wondering how much it could realistically affect this season's schedule. (Not to be insensitive but just a random thought)

>I've heard that F1 does have contingency plans in place if a situation escalates to the point where a race can't be held safely. But realistically, how many races could be cancelled and what logistical issues could we see?
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>>153689399
>war starts
>redditors worry about consooooming
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im going to drink a cocacola
i dont want to do siesta today, lately im very tired, im sleeping very badly, i have to get used to my new pillow, its to fucking soft for me
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Hello reporting that Gasly and Proudy were ushers at the Leclerc wedding
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>>153689455
hello, thanks for the report
glad to see that charles and sainz get along
obviously inside the same team there will always be fights
and, wasnt the mexican preggo? why would charles wait so long to marry her?
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>>153689455
I think they misunderstood because they showed up in blackface but they got it by the end
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>>153689454
Life is hard in Spain, huh?
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>>153689454
hardest working espaniolese
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>>153689501
its saturday
>>153689495
i dont know when it all went wrong
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Please cancel the muzzie slurpers god please
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>>153689513
Welcome to the 2026 Israeli Grand Prix, in sunny Tel Aviv!
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>>153689455
Was Usher the one with the piss?
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why does the US hate arabs even though the onyl time they have fougth was when US started the war why does the US love israel so much they go to multiple wars for them even though israel never stood with US in any war which the US didn't start themselves.............................

?
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>>153689454
Maybe you have colon cancer.
Have a nice saturday :-)
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>>153689399
>(Not to be insensitive but just a random thought)
why the fuck is this question insensitive? ffs. we really seem to live in a world where you have to add "with all due respect" after everything random you say/ask because you might offend some twitter beast.
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>>153689548
ok
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>F1 leaves Bahrain
>missiles start to fly soon after
how powerful *is* FIA in reality?
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>Formula.1.Drive.To.Survive.S08.COMPLETE.2160p.ATVP.WEB-DL.SDR.DDP5.1.Atmos-BTM

did anyone post-ironically watch it?
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>faggot for a world champion
>shit regs incoming
>nuclear holocaust imminent
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>>153689702
>nuclear holocaust imminent
death to m*rcedes as always
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correasissies we're fp2in' indy nxt
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>another F1 driver has married a non-white
are you ready for more "european" mutts to enter F1?
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>>153689744
>he doesn't know about bleaching
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>>153689767
>dude it's ok! we're gonna be like south america!
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>>153689270
>jewish F1 team completely fucked
>Israel bombs Iran causing war in region
>jewish F1 team now has a bunch of time to fix their engine

its like they dont even care how blatant they are
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>>153689744
>>153689778
settle down
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>>153689778
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Yeah Bahrain and Jeddah are not taking place
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>imola will be back
KINO
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>>153689839
that bad? man i hope that us bros are save and that it doesnt go any further
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Gimi last Ferrari F1 champion forever
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>>153682248
>trump transforming the middle east into glass so we dont have their dogshit tracks anymore
Reality obeys me for I am its Master
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>>153690092
complete and utter nuclear annihilation of the state of israel next pls
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>>153689889
Istanbul has a chance to come back early, too.
Hell maybe even the burger king (GP) could come back at this rate.

It's 2020 all over again.
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>>153690137
No eye cancer gp? (france)
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>>153690137
>istanbul
They should turn the Hagia sophia back into a church and then run the F1 track through it.
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Why does Alba go to school?
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>>153689744
??
She's white, friend
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I am no longer an expert on tourettes and racial issues, I am once again an expert on the middle east
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>>153687944
This is what Sophia's wiki page will look like...
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>>153690151
I'd rather they race again in Magny Cours instead of that piece of shit.
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>>153690219
She looks Moortuguese
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>>153690131
my plans are measured in centuries, so you unfortunately wont be there to witness it. But I wont forget (you)
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>>153690219
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lecuck is brown too
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>NOOO CHUCK YOU WERE THE LAST HOPE OF THE WHITE RACE PLEASE DON'T GET MARRIED TO THIS SMOKING HOT MEXICAN MYSTERY MEAT PIECE OF ASS NOOOOO
he's a multimillionaire living in monaco, he's a vaguely latina rich girl from a cosmopolitan globalist family, they're a match made in heaven (monte carlo)
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>>153690497
I hope she's at least a cuckquean
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>>153690497
>SMOKING HOT
meh, i like her neck, but not crazy
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>>153683766
hmmm i wonder if i should watch this
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>>153690580
Senna 15?
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>>153690580
It's nothing you don't already know
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>max gonna have to dodge missiles mid race
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>>153690580
i didnt cause it seems like a disgusting clickbait
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THEY GOT MARRIED TODAY
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this is what lecuck's kids will look like
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>>153690608
>Aston won't be fast enough to dodge them
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Knowing Lance got raped by Epstein... I no longer hate him.
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Leclerc after 9 months and a WDC in 2026:
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>>153690659
>takes dog to dentist appointment
Do dog owners know they can leave the dog home?
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>>153690669
>zak calls iran to not target Lando
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>>153690699
kek
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>>153690497
Leo is doing her balls deep right now.
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>>153690219
She's French-Meximutt and very clearly brown.
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>>153690757
Leo doesn't have balls anymore
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>>153690764
How rich is her family?
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>>153690764
>>153690824
She has ties with El Mencho
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>hey do you like f1
>yeah I watched drive to survive
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>>153690847
lel
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>>153690048
exceptional post, and from a leaf no less
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>>153690847
a tactical edd would do a lot more damage than your average missile
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I've never watched any episodes of Drive to Survive. Is season 8 any good?
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>>153691001
i dont get footfags but those are cute toes
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hello, what is a good site to watch this weekend's indycar race for free if you have no money?
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>>153691118
freeindycarracesforpoors.com
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>>153691137
thanks, i thought that was a joke but it's a really good site
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>>153691163
you're quite welcome :)
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>>153691163
no problem
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>>153690976
Unfortunately, America has no launch system capable of propelling such a large mass
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>>153691177
nigger
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>>153688693
Bread and circus is especially important during wartimes.
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>>153689652
>because the Bible tells them to
It's a shame that the Bible no longer exists, so people can just lie like that and there is no way to disprove them.
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>>153689652
formula one?
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>>153691316
It's a good thing the bible only has one interpretation so that way a single religion couldn't be shattered into a million pieces resulting in centuries of infighting.
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So no Bahrain GP?
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for me, it's gimothy raikonnen
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some of the records kwablonso will break this year:

>lowest-ever wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th in 2005 and 2007)
>lowest-ever wcc finish for a honda-powered team (11th, previous record: 9th in 2017 (note: also with kwablonso))
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>>153691334
And probably no Jeddah either
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>>153691334
we will see, the fia and f1 want to race
at the moment the airplanes that where going to australia with the cars had to head back to europe because of it
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>>153691416
inshallah
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>>153691324
Cadillac. Zak Brown.
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>>153689652
We just don't like browns, bro. You're overthinking it.
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make love, not war
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>Every Middle East GP canceled
wtf I love Israel now
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>>153691642
She's not making love in that photo
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>>153691603
Make the world a better place and kys poojeet
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>>153691649
i like jedder tho
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>>153691603
>jews aren't brown

>>153691649
You already did
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>Sorry! Your order from KFC - ____ is delayed. We're estimating the delivery to arrive at 7:11PM.

why would Israel do this
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>>153691736
saar, arsedeep needs to pick up another 15 orders from every other restaurant in town first please do not redeem the complaint
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>>153691761
>its literally true
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>>153691714
>this is brown according to medshitters
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Look what happened to asston shartin after they hired kwablonso. Same thing will happen to your country if you let medshitters in. Don't get yourself SHITTED
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Half the world is going to war and here you are watching Millionaires driving Billionaires car
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i think we need 3rd ferrari guy with blonde doggo
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>>153691849
if half the world died we'd be better off.
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>>153691881
>everyone killed except for the subcontinentals, chinks, sub saharans and juden
fixed the world
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>>153691898
didn't you forget someone, abdul?
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>>153690848
had*
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>>153688412
shoulda raised a blue flag so they'd bomb the next country over
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>>153691969
jajajaj
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looks like Imola's back on the menu boys!
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>>153691969
come to think of it, why don't we have a lewis edit of this
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>>153691996
because pois isnt smart
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsJRawrl6TU
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>>153691881
which half
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>>153691642
i'd make sweet passionate love to her i tell you hwat (cum in 15 seconds)
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>>153692039
All of Asia minus Japan would be roughly half. Might even be more than half by now considering how fast those roaches multiply.
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Hate this smug bitch
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remember how they shipped everything to australia, and then cancelled at the last minute?
not a world championship season btw
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>>153692075
Where do Japan get its animators then
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>>153692220
I honestly don't care that much about Japan, Just needed to exclude a couple million people to get to 50%. Could easily replace them with the stans or something.
But Suzuka is nice so I'd pick them over other countries that don't have nice racetracks.
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>>153692248
im trans btw
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>>153692303
very funny
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>Pirelli canceled wet weather test in Bahrain, not because of World War 3, but because FIA determined wet weather testing too dangerous.
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>>153691642
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
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>>153692303
My uncle is in trains, it's a hard job. Never got any death threats though
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>>153692316
ti si počeo kad si odgovorio na pitanje postavljeno meni i odgovorio da bi poubijao kineskinje što ja nikad ne bih
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcpzqZrpLVM
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>fell for the habbening glickbait again
they always just shoot a missile at a predesignated "shoot missile here" target area which is usually just either a makeshift shack or something marked for imminent domain or something part of an insurance scam
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>>153692462
Didn't they hit a school or something?
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>>153692499
>Didn't they hit a school or something?
shame, I had high hopes for F1A
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>>153692462
It's eminent domain you spastic
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>>153692499
Apparently that was an Iranian rocket that malfunctioned lmao
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kraft mac with extra cheeses, garlic, breadcrumbs, chives and furikkake
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I'm gonna miss him bros
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>>153692612
ok
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>>153692691
it was good actually
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>>153692708
ok
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>>153692708
see >>153680795
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bahrain/11
https://x.com/Faytuks/status/2027786330000720172#m
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>>153692645
rajneesh kinda cute icl
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>>153692721
never send me to the previous thread again.
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>>153692730
what if i do it to show an ollie post
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>>153692730
see >>153692718
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>>153692737
i am the one who ollieposts
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>>153692730
>>153673192
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>>153692557
wrong.
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>>153692722
it will be fine
n.e.h.
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>rewatching 2025
>every race since baku i just know ps3 will fumble it up worse and worse
fucking retarded shitter, watching him fumble is worse than watching norris win
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>>153692766
are you?
>>153692838
that's a car
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>>153692856
not even a top 5 choker among medshitters on the current grid, bro
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>>153692883
no thats the other guy
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>>153692564
>God's chosen would never target innocent civilians, goyim!
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>>153692898
right
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>>153692722
twitter is completely useless now
95% of the replies are AI bots or jeets
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>>153692983
you have to stick to your feed and ignore discussion
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>>153692983
you're cut
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>>153692035
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>>153692210
fact: no F1 world championships count if they don't rave in Africa
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>>153692612
... and bukkake
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>>153689119
I am though. Been married for almost 16 years.
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>>153692722
>they're not sending their best
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>>153693159
[lust provoking image]
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>>153693154
literally me
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>>153693159
i did
and now
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Will they have a minute's silence on the grid for Khamenei?
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hulkenmire
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>>153693196
think about it
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>>153693196
Owner of the local kebab shop died or sumfing?
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>>153693167
I have one for you too
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>>153693054
or Antarctica
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what the fuck is ollie's accent though
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>>153693213
You seem to have an affinity for the work of your Finnish masters.
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>>153693218
queershire
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>>153693239
calm down
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>>153693244
>>
>when Jamaica finally meets Ollie
>>
>>
ollie asked me to go for a swim (and not you)
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ollie!
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>>153693457
lucky lady
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>>153693439
Is that Taiwan?
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>>153693494
just singapore
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she's vivien schumacher now
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>>153693521
geile hoer
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>>153693521
also manlier than bearfag
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Business idea: only flags within Iran's missile range can post for the next week
>because after that, we're sayonara dude
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>>153693521
very nice pits
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ollie!
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>>153693457
Based

>>153693605
Cringe
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>>153693605
delet
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>>153693457
decent enough
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>>153693457
Cringe

>>153693605
Based
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mercedes benz auschwitz-birkenau GP
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timeline of things medshitters were malding about:

>2021: kwablonso getting shit on by ocon
>2022: lecuck shitting the wdc
>2023: poorez getting shit on
>2024: kwablonso shitting up the team
>2025: peeasstri shitting the wdc
>2026: kwablonso's team being shitted/abduls getting shit on
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>they cancelled the pirelli sprinkler test due to Iran
They robbed us of Bernie's idea becoming true. I hope they get nuked.
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>>153692722
https://x.com/growing_daniel/status/2027821479921131747
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>>153693229
cor
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>>153693159
booba
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Jesus Christ her hips are gigantic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh-QMv2AXNc
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>>153692142
Won't the weight of her big fat tits slow her pace by a tenth per lap?
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Dubai airport has been hit! Its over for F1 in the Middle East lmao
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>>153693942
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Which GP will be cancelled first, /f1/?
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>>153694051
Bahrain GP
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>>153689133
retard
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>>153689404
I want to bring her into the pits if you gnome saiyan
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>>153694051
Silverstone
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What is Lewis's opinion on this matter?
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>>153694216
lewis is literally complete and utter shit, bro
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>>153694051
Melbourne if DHL didn't finished sending every essential shit for the race direction to the circuit
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Are FOM and the FIA regretting (once again) hosting all these races in the middle east?
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Is the israel iran thing a giant ruse by liberty media to give teams more time to fix the shitty cars before the season starts by canceling the the bahrain and saudi gps?
my contact moshe from mossad says australia will have a false flag isis terrorist attack cancel the race
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>>153694265
we race as one
divided by zero
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>>153694283
protect this anon from palantir at all costs
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Can someone tell Iran to drone strike Yas Marina circuit please
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well see this again soon
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>>153694539
>ze flashing knobs
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>>153694539
The mass of flashing yellow lights makes it look like the entire grid stalled and then put their hazards on, fitting when you consider that might happen at some point during the season.
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>moved to a new state
>need to replace driver's license
>replacing license requires in-state vehicle registration
>go to update vehicle registration
>need an in-state drivers license number to create account
races for this feel?
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>>153694797
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>>153694797
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>>153692612
Furikaka lmau
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>>153694619
>races for this feel?
dunno
should've monitored the situation beforehand though
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>>153694965
you dumb bitch
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>>153695086
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BREAKING: Bernie Ecclestone declared new supreme Ayatollah
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>>153694283
Australia isn't in the middle east, anon.
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israel GP

..... in mesopotamia
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I thought something was supposed to happen
but nothing happened
Australia next
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>>153695934
>I thought something was supposed to happen
You did WHAT?!?
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I didn't realize the Bahrain track was right next to an airbase
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f1 takeover of indycar in progress
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>>153696013
Grosjean is back in Indycar?
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>>153696024
bigly
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>>153695992
The entire country is small, pretty much everything is right next to the track and the air base.
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>>153696047
I mean they are right beside each other
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>>153696077
Which one was it that got hit?
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hello? is this the world war 3 hotline?
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>>153696013
Now I remember how FIA kinda fucked with the indy500/canada gp schedule

wont be like last year how we just got a whole day if kino races with no overlaps
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I never realized just how much of a fake country Bahrain is, look at this shit.
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>>153696121
why on earth does such a tiny country need 2 big military bases?
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https://youtu.be/RYh759w2kQ8
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>>153696214
abduls
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>>153696253
I don't think Iranians have names like that.
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>>153696253
>abduls
is cutfags no longer the preferred saarminology?
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>>153696013
MIGG
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for me it's poznan
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>>153696013
they might as well add a roof to the cars at this point
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>>153692612
>kraft mac
Haven't eaten that crap since I was in middle school, do your pancreatic a favor and induce vomiting before that dissolved chunk of supposed "food" forms a tumor in it.
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>>153696577
stop being a homosexual its dehydrated american cheeze and you can do a fair bit to make it fancy
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>>153696192
Real people who were duped into going there say it smells like ass. All the time.
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>>153696594
>dehydrated goverment cheese
You're not supposed to consume that type of muhmerican slop its for childern handcrafts only.
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>>153696620
the mark of an idiot is when he can no longer enjoy intrinsic pleasure
its cheese, carbs, butter(you idnt actually use margerine you silly fuck) and milk
if you cant like that go meet god rn
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>>153693154
Another 390 billion units of seethe and they'll be strong enough to not live surrounded by trash.
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happy race week
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>>153696858
its saturday go to bed
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>>153696887
it's a 6 am race though
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>>153696640
Enjoy your non soild fake chesse shits daddio
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>>153696858
happy ww3
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please stop saying mario is american
he moved here when he was 15
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>>153696676
success breeds jealosy
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>>153696910
nice strawberry
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Explain the conflict to me in f1 terms
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>>153696906
IM DRINKING LIKE A LITRE OF VODKA A DAY DO YOU THINK THESE PORCELAIN WALLS KNOW THE TERM SOLID??
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>>153696945
France and UK cheated in 1945 and gave the WDC to merc when they promised first to rig it for mclaren, and now after enough of repeating the same lie people actually believe merc won the WDC so now all the non merc/mclaren teams are getting involved in the dispute and even FIA is enforcing the merc WDC and threatens to ban everyone who doesn't accept it from entering the competition.
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i thought jamacians were tall and lanky
not... fatslobs eating kraft mac...
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>>153696858
Who is this woman, it doesn't look like Kelly, is the cake meant to represent her turning 25 and thus no longer being desirable?
>>153696898
Max doesn't think like that.
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>>153696958
I and here I thought you were getting better with your drinking, I guess we were all wrong...
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>>153693934
I knew who it was before clicking the video.
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>>153696996
except he does
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ayatollah as my witness i will feed you all the fancy slopmac at f1meetup 2026

>>153697011
its actually been extremely bad the last 4ish weeks thanks for asking. im actually fucking dying here
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what the HELL
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>>153697023
Nuh uh, he thinks outside the box.
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>cucked by champagne droplet
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>>153697063
can you give me a transcription of max's thoughts with his digital signature? if not then I am correct
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does this mean we get more racing in europe
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>>153697107
does eastern and northern europe have any g1 tracks apart from hungary?
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>>153697055
lots of these
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>>153697089
I would but it's DRM protected with Denuvo, sorry.
>>153697152
Schmitz is a German name not an Italian name
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i dont even like pastry anymore
im a protein fiend
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>>153697140
They made exceptions in the past they better damn make them now, we better fucking get Mosport, Mugello, Willow Springs, and Fuji.
>>153697173
His hairline needs to be further back, terrible work from the "artist"
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>>153697173
dare say you have become... a cum addicted twink?
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>>153697107
>Styrian GP
>Austrian GP
>Red Bull Ring GP
>Spielberg GP
>Österreich GP
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>>153697178
your hairline could be further back if you suck started a 12ga
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im being mean for no reason i apologize
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>>153697212
no u
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>>153697272
this means we get to be mean to you now and post bearman with foids
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>>153697308
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>>153697377
XD
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estonia go to bed.
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>>153697431
ur just mad you didn't cum up with it first
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>>153697439
>>153697453
how about this
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>>153697473
>Horse with a calzone
I suppose that's Ferrari related post, you got me.
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strap me to a shahed and point it at his abode

f1 related because the aston is also powered by a lawnmower
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basically the three of us are in a backroom right now and I don't know what to do when jamaica has a panic attack
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>>153697603
Empty a whole bottle of jagermeister?
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Good chance Bahrain gets cancelled, since it's in 4 weeks
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>>153697603
thats when it gets you
you have to run but you wont escape
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war's over already >we won
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>>153698036
Who got DOTD?
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>>153698176
qatar us airbase
>shoots 3 anti missle missles
>misses all
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>>153698176
the ghost of tehran
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>>153698207
The redacted photo of the ghost of tehran, the undercover cia agent who gave the intel on Ali Khamenei’s location. Reported also is that he is an amx fan
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>>153697636
Instead of Bahrain they should just head up to Bathurst and do the greatest f1 race in history
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>>153698036
it wasn't a war it was an email
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>>153698641
>Adrian's a unicorn
his abilities are all mythical
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>>153698697
unicorns only like virgins. that's why adrian left red bull after max fucked kelly
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>>153698734
So this car was sabotaged by Alonso when he knocked up that hag?
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HOLY FUCK AN ASTON MARTIN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>153698916
Told ya, that replacing barriers with ramps was a great idea.
>>
is this the one?
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>Gabe Newell jas a racing team
>I have items in a valve game
I should email him and see if he'll give me a racing seat based exclusively on the fact that I have self mades.
>>
turnleft
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RIGHTTURNENABLED
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>>153699057
Why are LA cops such pussies in these "pursuits"?
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>>153699162
Pursuits turn into lawsuits.
You live in the land of the personal injury claim.
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>>153699162
i think the play here is to let the driver tire themselves out or wait for a mistake
because ye, lawsuits
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gay ass pursuit
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HES SO FAST
>>
semen slurper race
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>>153699169
>>153699193
Have you seen the stuff the Arkansas highway guys are doing? They pit guys off the road at 80+
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>>153699261
Not sure what Arkansas has to do with Californian law...
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>>153699284
It means LA cops are pussies compared to what others do
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>>153699291
You're right on that.
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Alonso may be ded...
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Heard someone slander the Big Leclerc on the streets. Chinned him right there on the spot mate
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>>153697209
I was at the race last year and it was great, especially watching droves of Verstappen fans exit after the Kimi Torpedo. Gay ass track stewards wouldn’t let us into the Orange Army section even after so many left though, so we stayed in our seats at T8. Wasn’t a bad spot, we were almost top row and could see everything except T2 and T9.
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>>153699599
>>153699599
>>153699599
BOX
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>>153697636
Don't worry, for now the arabs did a good job of protecting strategic targets like Bahrain Circuit, Yas Marina and Lusail
I'm sure the orange man will redirect all of US military might to fly cover for the race if that corrupt fag from the FIA gives him a golden idol of his head and says how nice the explosions were when they flew over his house
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>>153699603
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>>153684027
also f1 related because she's a true racist holochuuba and did some watchalongs for some races
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>>153695632
wait what
I thought it was next to germany
doesn't it meant eastern land or something
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>>153696540
they still look better than f1 cars o algo 2026

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