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>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:
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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):
https://angelthump.com/gimi

>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:
24

>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
215

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
225 (224 starts)

>2026 WDC Standings:
GAS: 0
COL: 0
ALO: 0
STR: 0
ALB: 0

>2026 WCC Standings:
Alpine-Mercedes: 0
Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0
Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0
Audi: 0
Cadillac-Ferrari: 0

>2026 WEC Standings:
BOT: 0
HAM: 0
NOR: 0

>News:
Chuck got married
Sand GP's may or may not get pulled off the calendar because the US decided to pull a funny and bomb Iran for realz this time
gimi
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edd
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>>153699599
Taking your girl out in a Ferrari after the mental damage they have been inflicting on you for years is some real stockholm syndrome shit
Is there a cuck chair for Fred Vasseur at the hotel so he can watch the guy he's been fucking for so many years go with someone else??
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ps3 will NEVER win a wdc
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>every other team besides Haas and Caddy pull out of the Arab GPs
>Bottas
>Perez
>Hulk
>Bort
who do you want to take the wins?
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>>153699609
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>>153699662
>Haas and Caddy
>>Hulk
>>Bort
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>>153699662
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What the hell is doing in MotoGP lol
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>>153699599
>Sand GP's may or may not get pulled off the calendar because the US decided to pull a funny and bomb Iran for realz this time
I need your highest rez "nothing ever happens"
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good morning white people
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>>153699794
Good morning. But I am not white <3.
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Turn the tv on it doesnt matter what channel
FUCK
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>>153699931
WTFWTF!?!?!?!?!? (what channel)
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>>153699931
no no no NOT GRAND DESIGNS
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WTF Iran just bombed Brackley
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OH SHIT
HANNAHS FAT ARSE GOT NUKED
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>>153699609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQn8E7vm9wc
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>>153699796
Are you yellow by any chance?
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monitoring the situation
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>>153699962
I’m blue da be de da ba da
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>>153699959
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goedemorgen jongens
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gimi
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Sushi post.
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Situation = Monitored
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F1 is bad when you know nothing about it, incredible when you know somewhat about it, and terrible when you know too much about it. How do we solve this dilemma?
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so what happens to bahrain GP now that its been reduced to rubble
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I hope McLaren does super poorly, and that the merc engines as a whole are a major reliability issue.
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>>153700089
Sometimes I envy Jamaicanon
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[CONTROVERSIAL POST]
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>>153700118
GET OUT THE CHALK!
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>>153700089
>and terrible when you know too much about it
I sometimes I wish I could go back, but then I remember how dumb F1 fans are. Thinking modern F1 is the pinnacle of motorsports has to be the gradient.
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>>153700148
"F1 is the pinnacle of motorsports" is just a marketing slogan, like "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" of "israel is our greatest ally". the point is to repeat it so many times that people think thats what people think
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WORLD WAR III
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I have sent the IRGC coordinates to the bakhrain international circuit, losail international circuit and yas marina circuit, saying they are u.s. military bases and should be shahed'ed and/or fattah'd
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Giada was cuter
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>Ferrari builds a great car + others shit the bed + great Satan not so great
>WW3
Just gonna end myself
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>>153700272
doing gods work bro, add miami as well please
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>>153700325
The globohomos know that the great satan will be terrible at desert tracks, so they have started WW3 so F1 can only drive on SOVL tracks. Torgers evil machinations know no bounds.
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>>153700325
2027 will be our year just wait.
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he fucking ddid it
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>Australia cancelled due to the cars being stuck in transit due to naval shipping routes collapsing
>china/japan cancelled due to the upcoming Taiwan war
>bahrain/saudi arabia cancelled because of the ongoing middle east war
>season starts two months late in Miami
>Mercedes shows up with a perfect replica of the Ferrari inverted wing
Does anyone really believe that this is a coincidence?
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Mick good or Mick bad?
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>>153700454
>season delayed until June preventing Mercedes from having any engine advantage
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who else cheering for
>cadilac
>williams
>ps3
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>>153700454
>mexico cancelled because zak brown gets captured and beheaded by the cartel
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>>153700454
you fucken idiot, australia isnt cancelled
>However a planned two-day F1 tyre test in Bahrain has officially been cancelled.
stop spreading disinformation
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Any team's stuck in the Middle East?
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>>153699931
No way
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>>153700487
no but FIA officials stuck there
may allah strike them down
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>>153700487
>>153700487
probably some jannies stuck in bahrain cleaning up
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>>153700497
Melbourne is going to be cancelled because MBS won't be able to present his medal to the winner.
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>>153700484
>t.
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Apparently Patrick Mahomes, the NFL quarterback, has invested in Alpine according to this article:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8rz13gdx0o

I would say that if you're going to invest in an F1 team it should probably only be one of the Big Four, since they stand the greatest chance of winning things:
>McLaren
>Mercedes
>Ferrari
>Red Bull
Although another possible good choice for investment would be
>Audi
Based on the fact that the VW Group has deep pockets (one of the two biggest car makers in the world, along with Toyota) and also VW has had relatively recent success in motorsport. Pic related.

Investing in Alpine is surely just flushing your money down the shitter
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>>153700522
Alpine is a better investment than McLaren. Alpine will improve significantly this season while McLaren is in decline (which is why they sold the rest of the stock to the arabs since it's all downhill for the team from here)
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>>153700505
>MBS won't be able to present his medal to the winner
and nothing of value was lost
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>>153700536
I want to see more of MBS tugging and rugging landos soft sexy curls
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>>153700531
t. Emmanuel Macron
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i hope that this will be like the hezbola guy and they do nothing, i dont want another war, but please cancel bareim and arabia saudi
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>>153700531
they guys that bought part of the team in 23 are looking to sell because they are already at a 2x, from what i heard
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>>153700505
what do they do with the medals? the teams keep the trophies, that i know, but the medals aswell?
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>>153700456
idk, ace wasnt working on my machine yesterday, couldnt watch it
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>>153700522
Ferrari is a blue chip for sure
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>>153700522
The Big Four aren't interested in your pennies.
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>>153700606
Medals are strictly for the drivers I believe, mostly because the team are trophy thieves.
Most drivers just get a replica if they want the trophy.
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>>153700624
ok
are they made of good metals? like the olympics decades ago taht were of real gold? i guess not, th3e fia would rather spend that money in gay orgies for their top guys
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>>153700522
I thought he was part of an investment group that bought into Alpine a year or two back.
The more recent news being Christian Horner's group was trying to buy out their stake (and they wanted to sell) but they couldn't sell yet as they needed to wait ~2 years and it'd only been 1.5?
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>>153700636
i don't know I haven't won one
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>>153700641
yet
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>>153700641
not with that attitude
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>>153700666
>>153700668
maybe if i don't have to go back to s*zuka
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>>153700711
This is AI. Max doesn't bend his cap's peak.
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>>153700716
strangely, upside down max looks more human
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MASHALLAH!!!!!!
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i will forever be thankful to iran if this means arab gps will be erased from this years roster
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>>153700487
>team's
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>>153700802
They are flying the red flag
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>>153700812
red flag, purple cockring, whatever they do, just keep bombing the gulf please
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>>153700822
calm down ok
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Just seen this…
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>>153700856
It should've been me............
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>>153700856
What does she actually do?
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>>153700875
Founds/invests in shell companies that do nothing but launder money
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>>153700888
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>>153700860
Stop posting using a vpn, Federica
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>>153700492
I will not speak. if I speak I am in big trouble
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>>153700896
No, because it’s in Monaco it’s classy
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>>153700896
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>>153700856
so she's just casually mooning everyone like that?
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WHEN I WAS YOUNG
I HAD NO SENSE
I BOUGHT A FLUTE
FOR 50 PENCE
THE ONLY TUNE
THAT I COULD PLAY
WAS FUCK MERCEDES AND THE FIA
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>>153700325
>great Satan not so great
? they're winning both championships
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gimi
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>https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/iran-pokrenuo-novi-val-napada/2766043.aspx?index_ref=naslovnica_vijesti_ostalo_d_0

>Iran launches new wave of attacks. Abu Dhabi hit

this just keeps getting better.
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>>153699599
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>muh iran bombing and supreme leader slain
Yep... Anything to divert away from the Epstein files I suppose.

Anyway, Edd is fat.
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nothing ever happens
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>>153700856
It's certainly easier to pronounce.
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>>153699599
Bahrain will be KINO this year
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>>153700856
oOoooOOoOoHhh the feminist broads aren't gonna like that, a woman changing her surname to that of her husband's. BTW my IRL oneitis cried yesterday (on her IG post) when she found out about leclerc's wedding (picrel)
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>>153700856
>Alex an drama le NART
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>>153700469
jej
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>>153701242
That's a good thing, now you might have a chance
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earthquakes are spooky as fuck man
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>>153701120
>>153701170
Is the Ferrari wing actually faster or just more swag?
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I didn't know Robbie Williams could sing like that. It was a nice Ozzy tribute.
gimi
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>>153701268
you got one? being on a island i guess that the wave that comes after is more scary
here i recall a few year ago that we had a small one, i was laying down on bed and i felt as if someone was moving my bed, i thought my sister was being funny, but she wasnt there so only then i realised it was an earthquake, but my family didnt even noticed, very small
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>>153701283
Is that the monkey movie guy?
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To any Iranian military officials: all of America and Israel secret weapons are stored at the Lusail International Circuit and the Yas Marina Circuit
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>>153701272
can't really tell because the velocity is normalized, you can only visualize the wake that the ferrari rotating wing does for a split second (imho is a good thing because cars behind you have dirty air but its only for a split second tho).
>>153701258
I'm ugly, it's literally over
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>>153701307
Yeah
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Edd status?
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>no boots on the ground
>retards: "WW3 ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING"
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Free Practice 1 in: 4 days, 11 hours, 1 minutes, 37 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
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>>153701749
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nuke launch 1 in: 4 days, 8 hours, 24 minutes, 9 seconds
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>>153701749
Didn't it come home with Norris?
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>>153701242
>>153701343
What ethnicity is she?
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>>153701740
if ww3 ever happens there wont be boots on the ground, in any country, for the rest of history
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>>153701857
i think they all agreed on not using the big ones
and even if they did, you can use a big one without destroying the planet
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>>153701882
>i think they all agreed on not using the big ones
For now
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>>153701882
noone agreed with anything about anything, the only reason why iran wasnt turned into glass in the last 20 years by the us is because the nuclear fallout would directly impact israel
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>>153701852
Chinese-flip, mostly chinese.
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>mtv simtek ford
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biz idea:

tel aviv nuclear crater (in the year AD2031 knownn as the temple of eternal remembrance) grand prix
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>>153701857
That's only an issue for northern hemisphere cucks.
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>>153702068
i want you to think, for just 10 seconds, on what will happen in a world where only africans are alive
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>>153702086
turk+arab chads rule the world like they used to?
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>>153702086
?? In the scenario we were talking about Europe would've been nuked.
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>>153702100
theyd be nuked just like everyone else
>>153702103
the scenario we are talking about has ww3 happen, which means that everything and everyone is getting nuked. I dont understand why youd think only europe would get nuked and not the us, russia, china, india, pakistan, arabia, etc plus all other nations with us military bases on them or potential adversaries of whatever nation that has nukes.
And even if, even if only the us is throwing only one nuke and no more, then iran is getting nuked. Cause why the fuck would you nuke europe? Anything that hurts switzerland makes you a hostis humani generis since everyone secret bank accounts are there
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>>153701894
IT'S TIME
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>>153702143
>he thinks roaches die to nukes
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>>153702143
The joke was that Europe is filled with Africans, anon.
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>>153702179
good joke, have a (you)
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>>153701968
She should marry a white man
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el plan
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It's sort of funny how nervous yuros get when a couple of missiles start flying. Like could you be any bigger pussies?
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>>153701592
missing, presumed edd
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>>153702807
Measured at 3 points, so that's 6 possible upgrades this year alone if you sandbag hard / are shit enough with those upgrades
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>>153702887
i hope some anti ship missiles head US ships way. imagine the shitshtorm if 2000+ died for israel
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>>153702165
i had an half an hour argument with my physics prof back in high school about that
>no anon, roaches wont die to nukes, theyll just adapt and all that
>yes, to radiation. Im talking about throwing so many nukes at them until every roach is atomically erased from existance, turn all of turkey to glass
>anon, go to the principals office
>>153702179
would be more accurate to say its arabs
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>>153702965
>u.s. carrier sent to the sea floor
>tel aviv flattened
>no arab races for the foreseeable future
this is not too much to ask
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>>153701749
>2:30 AM
bruh...
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>>153701235
>3h
>he still hasn't posted
it's over
Anyway she needs to stomp my testes
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>>153702965
The US is doing what Israel wants currently, they won't need to bomb one of their ships.
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>>153702715
I agree
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>>153702715
>Marry a 2x4 with a bitch face that likely nags at you
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>>153703030
they still should
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>>153703058
You are gay if you wouldn't
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>>153701968
>>153703115
those are some very ayyyylmao hands.
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Hapas are the future
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why marry some asian harpy when you can marry a mexican/lebanese/italian/french mix that will make your intensely unhappy?
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>>153703127
she's just skinny as hell.
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>>153703159
>snake jewellery
leclerc bros...
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>>153703159
She abuses her husband
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>>153703175
1000 cock stare too
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leo leclerc, the dog
not to be confused with
leo leclerc, the future son of charles and alexandra leclerc
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>>153703200
I confuse him wit Edd Leclerc
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do you think they've had sex yet?
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leclerc is fried and he has no idea

this is the day he will look back at as the single worst day of his life
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>>153703281
isnt she preggo?
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>>153703351
these rumors were going around since the summer
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>>153703296
That's unlikely, he races for Ferrari
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My boy Chuck has finally run out of time yet he needs more of it

e finita
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is this thread full of unterhunden?
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>>153703395
okay joke, but in all seriousness, the ferrari shit is peanuts compared to marrying a witch
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>>153703437
We are all unterhunden und der sandsäcke during pre season.
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>>153701235
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>153703025
thanks for caring eestibro
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>>153703180
>She abuses her husband
no one abuses Leclerc
>except ferrari
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Didn't Charlotte say Charles abused her?
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>>153703351
>>153703368
>Engaged -> Married in a few months
Really makes you think.
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>>153701235
sophia starts to look like an oldnescort and im okay with that
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>>153703616
called him a controlling pervert i believe
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didn't charlotte get fat
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>yes you must wear the helmet nothing else
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>>153703719
her bum was always fat
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>>153703616
>>153703677
Is she the one that blew up in size? Maybe told her to put down the fork.
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>>153703115
Oh I would, but not to marry
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mick nooooooooooo
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WELL DONE MICK
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>>153703829
and she should drop it on me
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>>153703974
chuck asked her that one time and >>153703677 happened
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Imagine if asston shartin does what man united did and gets rid of their medshitter and instantly becomes world class
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Poor mick
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Imagine if there were a female F1 driver
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>>153704003
I can live with the allegations
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>>153702887
Every time your masters order strikes we get another wave of "refugees".
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Bahrain is okay but other arab tracks can go.
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>>153704080
She would have a corner named after her within 2 years
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>>153704214
RIP
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>>153703642
Isnt that normal?
I dont even know what is the point of being engaged for long time
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>in another timeline Lisboa is renamed Sophia and the F3 championship trophy is the Sophia Floersch Memorial Trophy
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>>153704234
You are basically married so it is testing period. Minimum should be year or two.
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>>153704270
Sounds absolutely retarded to me
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>>153704292
Well, you are gay. You are not allowed that.
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>>153704270
You shouldn't even live together before being married, you fornicating whoremonger!
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>>153704350
1 I am not 2 gay marriage is legal
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>>153704234
It used to be, but couples just live together pre-marriage these days anyway so it doesn't make a big difference to wait a little longer
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>>153704234
it's like being pozzed but you haven't developed AIDS yet
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>>153704587
gay marriage doesn't exist
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americans are dying for israel and you are busy talking about frivolous things such as car racing

this is why we cant have nice things
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>>153704789
Not my fault they don't have their priorities in order
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>>153704257
In another timeline Sophia Floersch is married to the anon who posts underneath this post, dresses in tradwife sundresses, and has given him a big brood of kids
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time for divorce
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>>153704672
factually wrong
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>>153704789
>americans are dying
good
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less than a week
it's happening
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>>153705245
!!
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reminder that stroll is the only driver who has laid his hands on someone in anger in modern f1
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Can anyone confirm that Alba is safe?
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>>153705497
Russell
Verstappen
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By "modern f1" he means "since dts started".
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>>153705497
define modern
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>>153704080
Some women in the past drove an F1 car, but the only one scoring a point (well, half) was Lella Lombardi at the Spanish GP in 1975
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>>153705500
sources tell me that she is stable
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>>153705497
Not true Hamilton also laid his hands on Sutil
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>>153705546
>>153705564
amx loses ora points for not clocking him in the jaw then throwing his helmet at his nuts
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>>153705564
>pozzedstappen getting mad at someone else for ruining his race
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bonk
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reminder that pozzedstappen single-hendedly cost vettel something like 4 WDCs
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>>153705497
He is chad like this
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>>153701242
Neekeri will die alone like his dog or after being victim by a mysterious monkeypox outbreak coming from a gay pub
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>>153701242
can someone translate this from zoomerbabble to english
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>>153705598
Should have pulled a real chad move, and thrown his helmet at him.
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>>153705676
literally every single slang in that post comes from millenials
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>>153705676
Modern strong women don't like changing their name when they get married and might be mad about her doing it. Some chink he's obsessed with cried about Leclerc getting married because she has the hots for him
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What happened in the 2011 Bahrain Grand Prix?
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>>153705720
Now let's see what happens when someone tries to do that to him
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>>153705720
ynr when that sprintkar kid tried that and got rekt
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>>153705765
I imagine max is smart enough to not stand in front of a moving vehicle.
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>>153705780
He didn't want that Smoke
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>>153705720
Tony still has one of my favorite post race angry interviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys08L0P7kmI
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Shartikeyan 2.0 incoming.
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>>153705757
gay sex
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>>153705720
still amazed he got a free kill
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>>153705876
I wonder why the canadian saar never talks about him
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>>153705876
hope this cunt bins it every race and is replaced by yuki by mid season
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>>153705720
it would be months of karens being outraged because that helmet could have bouncedd off and killed 5 people and it would be multi race ban for everyone involved
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>>153706014
Max and ocon happened before drive to survive premiered, so while there would have been some crying it wouldn't be nearly as bad as if it happened now.
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>>153705876
>swedish father
>indian mother, and looks it
>br*tish nationality
>indian flag waving cunt
br*ts explain yourselves
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>>153705876
Mixed people always focus on the lowest quality part of their composition for some reason.
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>>153705876
good to finally have a real aryan back on the grid
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>>153706060
he would be mocked even harder for trying to claim he is nordic
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>>153706082
You also don't get as much free shit for being white, I guess.
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>>153705932
I only have a beef with afro-semites
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>>153706100
his face is uncanny, it's like a drag queen with only half the makeup on
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>>153706082
He already races under a British license. Might as well wave a swedish flag too.
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>>153706100
Avrid you're breaking the car
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>>153706107
and clearly a beef with reading comprehension
I meant how come you never seem to support him, it'd be much less annoying than constantly spamming made up bullshit and the same 10 sentences about alonso/meds
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>>153706118
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>>153706177
hide your kids
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>>153706177
are swedish genes this weak?
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>>153706060
it happens all the time
>>153706100
truth, tokenism is their pass to this shit
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>>153706060
fuck, i dont remember who was it about, but i recall reading on x about someopne in the us, white mother something else father, father not in the picture, raised by his/her white mother in a white ambient and still choose the non white
i guess that the are plenty factors, first racial, no explanation needed, second cultural, now its much better to not be white and no third
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>>153706307
whatever random person or celebrity, alicia keys is first in queue
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>>153706307
As a kid it’s smart to play the minority card if you can. While in reality being white is the best, on paper it’s helps with school applications and certain jobs
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>>153706202
Leo needs a bath.
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>>153706341
maybe, i wouldnt know, but yeah thats as valid as any other, its a rather common occurrence
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>>153705876
i already like him even less, and i didn't like him before either
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>>153706496
cor
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>>153706543
You should date that bitch who has Taco I bet she really wants you
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>>153706583
why the misogynistic language
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>>153706583
she could never love someone whose bank account doesn't have at least 10 million
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>>153705876
need F1 version of this pasta >>153706126
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>>153706060
>>153706307
I think its simple.
Be brown, can't claim to be white -> emphasize being brown.
The mutts aren't stupid, they can sense they will never be accepted as white.

Which is a good thing.
I wouldn't take any mystery meat "Finn" seriously if they tried to pass off as Finnish.
Browns have somewhat similar attitudes (see light skins) but they aren't as stringent.
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>>153703719
>>153703895
Pictures?
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>>153706625
wrong, see >>153706583
>>153706613
on your knees dog
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>>153706683
you just replied to your previous post, it doesn't work like that...
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>>153706632
Hello my buddies,

I am very happy today. Very big happy. I move to Whittlebury, England only some months before, many of my family already here and today I learning something very amazing Formula One racing is coming to Silverstone today!

Before coming England I am not knowing much about Formula One. Only see cars going Arab town on TV sometimes. But here in England people talking, engines loud, everybody excited, and now I also feeling this excitement inside chest.

These cars go so fast. So much bravery driver need. I am watching qualifying and thinking, one day maybe India also have Formula One driver? Why not? Dream must start somewhere. Maybe young boy in Mumbai watching today same like me.

My favorite driver now is Lewis Hamilton. Very strong racer. Very confident. I like his energy. My cousin, Raj Patel Patel Ramaswammy Patel, has been Lewis Hamilton fan for 2 years. He said anyone race him unfairly today, he will shit in their pit. Raj is crazy. He'll do it much enthusiasm.

I owning three gas stations and one hotel in Northampton area. Business is blessing. Many Formula One fans stopping already for fuel and snacks. Racing bringing people together.

Next year for Silverstone race, if anybody coming and needing place stay, I giving special offer. 3% discount at my hotel and also free Mountain Dew from our family gas stores. Racing weekend must have good drink!

Today I go watch race and maybe buy Formula One hat? I feel like small child again.

Maybe someday, first Indian Formula One driver?

Thank you my friends.

Drivers, proceed to start your engines!

My best,

Vikramjeet "Vik" Balasubramaniam Patel Rajaswam Patel
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Any team equipment stuck in Bahrain?
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>>153703895
they broke up before she put on that weight, it was posted here that they had a discussion in public
in defense of charles, i would rather be with an uglier female than with one that screams all the time, did she scream hard enough to make her current wife worth it? idk, that would be a lot of screaming
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some of the records kwablonso will break this year:

>lowest-ever wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th in 2005 and 2007)
>lowest-ever wcc finish for a honda-powered team (11th, previous record: 9th in 2017 (note: also with kwablonso))
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>>153706798
how about shut the fuck up
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>>153706408
in acid
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>>153706817
the drug or the fluid that, depending on the purity, burns your skin?
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>>153706702
I told you the recipe for your happiness. Don't come crying later when you realise what youve lost.
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>>153706831
acid doesnt have to be fluid
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>>153706831
as long as he drowns
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>>153706831
acids aren't necessarily fluids. although it would be difficult to bathe in solid acid

eesti beat me to the pedantry
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>>153706862
nerd
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>>153706870
nerd
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what if the racing is actually good

will you be mad?
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>>153706863
drowning doesn't require acid
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>>153706890
I will be mad no matter what
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>>153706890
a big if, and it would be still a perversion of the "sport"
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>>153706902
then we drown you in something else...
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>>153706902
nerd
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https://youtu.be/sLTxNkhLlYU
its a shame because you can foresee oscar and landos relationship going to shit in a few years in a way that they never speak to each other again
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>>153706965
Just like thou and your liver
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>>153706989
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>>153706921
i disagree, i think fundementally the idea is the same, ie try to go around a trace somewhat quick using a pre specified set of regs. its never been a serious sport anyway and always won by cheaters or p2w. i think anyone pretending like the fundementals change somehow from the best teams and the best drivers doing best is coping.
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>>153706890
>the racing is good
>however, mclaren have a merc 2014 lvl of advantage on the rest of the grid
what would you choose?
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>>153706965
meh, if we were to believe what the other anon said, charles and carlos are in great tearms with eachother, its true that the most for what they fought for were podiums, not championships, but still, i see no reason why their relation would break, neither of them have an hypercompetitive mentality
>>153707013
>try to go around a trace somewhat quick using a pre specified set of regs
this is the same in all of motorsport
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>>153707048
>i see no reason why their relation would break
proximity while under the expectation to outperform the other
its corrosive
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>>153707048
yeh and whoever gets the regs right gets to be the best. its always been about who guesses best and then who copies the best solution the best.
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oh wow, medshitters are malding
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>>153699662
HulkenSURGE
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>>153706872
>>153706881
med
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GO BACK TO SKIING SCHUKWABCHER
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>>153707292
as for medication, mediterranean or medium/average?
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>>153707314
Even Grosjean and Son of Eric placed top 10. Shit, even Hauger as a rookie placed top 10
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>>153706839
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>>153707324
you know
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>ferrari finally builds car to win the championship
>nukes fly before abu dhabi
Kimi shall not be dethroned
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>coleslaw was good
ferrari i am once again requesting trackside hospitality management
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>>153707456
>Kimi shall not be dethroned
Kimi Räikkönen pyynöstä?
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Not feeling hopeful for Cadillac this season lads
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>>153707558
no worries, they won't come last. that's Aston's place.
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>>153707558
Their ambitions are limitless, bro
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>AusGP could be cancelled because of the Iran war

fuck drumpf
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>>153707456
>>153707587
abduls have absolutely mindbroken pozfags
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>>153707587
Huh ? Why ? I get it if its on Middle east
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nothing ever happens

but IF something were to happen that just means less races that merclaren can cheat at
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RED FLAG
RED FLAG
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>>153707558
Theyre a new team, them scoring points is already cause for them to bring out the champagne
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>>153707587
time for AnusGP
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>>153707730
NO MUHAMMAD THAT IS SO NOT RAIGHT
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Wait a minute. We already had world war 3 a year ago and Iran started it
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>>153705876
More like Limp bladder
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>>153707816
yeah, everybody died
we're in the post-apocalypse simulation
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>>153707587
????
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>>153707587
>Emirates GP cancelled
shieeeeeeeeeeet...
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>Starts the season on a W
F1 teams will regret not picking him up... AGAIN.
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>>153708024
really disrespectful for him to win with everything going on. cant he read the room?
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>>153708024
McLaughlin choked from pole? Poor lad should have stayed in supercars
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>>153708059
Palou's car is cheated up in some way. Every other driver was within 1-2 seconds of each other but Palou was almost 15 seconds ahead. People are assuming there's something with the hybrid that Ganassi are using to make the car quicker.
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>>153708167
this is not normally..
check himengine..
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>>153708167
>Palou was almost 15 seconds ahead.
in the second stint erickson was p2 and was geoing very slowly, he delayed the rest of the pack, the real gap would have been something like 7-9 sec, and in the last stint p2 kirkwood was light on fuel and had to lift
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>>153708024
i still think that redbull should have given him a chance last season after indy was over
villenueve also thinks that he should have gone to racing bulls
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>stop checking F1 and /f1/ for a couple of days
>have a look at it again
>leclerc marries a whore
>ferrari nerfed by FIA (again)
>FIA rigs it for merc powered cars (again)
yeah, I am out of this "sport"

death to mcl*ren, mer*edes and hamil*on

Penelope Kvyat's fucked cunny.
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>generated so much ai porn my room is a sauna
f1s for this feel?
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>>153708492
ralf schumacher is gay too
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>>153708492
maybe share some with us?
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>>153708601
look at the flag and consider what youre requesting
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>>153708407
>ferrari nerfed by FIA (again)
>FIA rigs it for merc powered cars (again)
why do you say this? did I miss something?
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>>153708637
I looked and I considered. now what?
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Quick rundown on F1 fangirls and me pretending to care about F1 (which is worse in every way than the WRC and sportscar racing)?

https://youtu.be/Xud6NkE8p88

What fake opinions do I need to have?
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>>153702965
Well 3 already died for Israel
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is it worth going to the race to try and pull influencer pussy? the place will be flooded with instagram whores
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>>153708874
wear aston merch and be visibly sad so they'll comfort you by riding your cocc
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>>153708914
>that pic
Revenge for
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>>153708914
They'll just think you're a janitor. Wouldn't recommend.
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>>153708940
>his face
the bitch has been torturing his balls for ages
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>>153708680
thats not a spurdo
its indo ...
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>>153709300
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this can't be... how could I be tricked like this
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>>153709337
requesting what he produced is a crime but forget that it makes janny sad and thats bad :(
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>>153707456
It's in their blood.
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holy shit

ITS MOTHERFUCKING RACE WEEK YOU CUNTS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153709574
Is it though?
WW3 is kinda kicking off
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>>153709624
world can burn as long as i get my vrooms
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How will Ferrari fuck it up?
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https://7news.com.au/sport/motorsport/formula-one-bosses-closely-monitoring-middle-east-situation-ahead-of-australian-grand-prix-c-21792566.amp
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>>153709677
already posted, nerd
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>>153709685
not the picture and you are my image wash
if i ave them from elsewhere my chronological system gets fucked up but if i dunk it in the unwashed /sp/ retard bucket my system is preserved
thanks for playing
it was f1 related
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>>153709751
from how to bake cookies
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Have any Dubai porta potties been hit as collateral damage?
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Reminder that the Saudi GP happened while missiles were exploding mere miles from the track. Nothing ever happens.
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saudi gp will take place but bahrain is 100% not happening this year
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Bahrain is 100% happening this year
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>>153709846
There might be an uprising in Bahrain
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jealousy will destroy mclel this year
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>>153709855
And the GP will still be run.
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i miss her
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>>153709846
this isn't ww3 but it will likely last a couple weeks at least. they're not going to wait around until the week of the race to make a decision so they'll play it safe and cancel it in the next week or two
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i always wonder if tweets speak to me

the f1 related ones by hard r hass with ollie of course
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>kwablonso's team will finish last
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i can't stop farting
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>medshitters' only hope for kwablonso's team not to finish last is that ww3 will start because some random abdul got btfo after talking too much shit
so fucking absolutely grim
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So... What GP's are in danger of being cancelled?
Just Bahrain?

The big sand gp's with defs go ahead, right?
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>>153709970
Bahrain, Saudi, Qatar and Apoo Dapi
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>>153709974
Feel like the sand arabs have far too much money invested into the big sand gp's to have it be cancelled
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>>153709970
watch them magically "reschedule" the Bahrain and Saudi GPs to December
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>>153709970
if MWL is real the the less grand prix we have the better. if CWY happens then it will have to be rescheduled to maximize the wins
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we can make it 4 more days
we can do it
its race week.
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>>153709970
Their over a month away, by then Trump will have gotten bored of Iran and already started bombing some guy he hates in South America or Africa.
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just realized its sunday and i missed burger1
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>>153709993
I hope all of this somehow leads to Melbourne getting nuked before then.
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>>153710018
Hauger shat on Migg
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>>153710021
WE'RE SAFE MATE
WE'RE AMERICAS BITCH
AND CHINA AIN"T DOING SHIT
ITS OK OK OK!!!
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>>153710021
Dont threaten aussies with a good time.
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my strip loins are about to enter day 3 in the fridge
theyre so dry and cute

f1 related because i put more thought into my beef than aston did into their shitpile that cant even go full throttle
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>>153710093
ill strip u... :3
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>>153699599
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>153710100
its sir loin to you cunt.
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>>153709970
If its cancelled we get a month without F1
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The proper way to say Bahrain is to sound like you're a Camel coughing up a big loogie
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>shat
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Bahrain and Saudi Arabia being cancelled means two less races for Mercedes to cheat at
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Lawrence Stroll is going to pay Iran to strike Melbourne with a missile depending on the results of FP1
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diddy diddy alonso chud diddy diddy sophia foid
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>>153710143
I'm okay with this
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>>153710136
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>>153710156
hows he holding it like that? must have strong grip, looks like its floating
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>>153710161
its like an pound at most dude
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>>153710174
GOD IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT THE NINJA BEING INVISIBLE YOU NOUNCE
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why shouldn't the ausgyp get cancelled
it's what australia deserves
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>>153710176
retard
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>>153710179
fuck you nigger!!!
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jav anon will be back for slurp gp threads

trust the plan
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>>153699599
>>153699599
THERE IS A CHANCE FOR A FUJI GP WHEN THEY CANCEL SAUDI ARABIA BAHRAIN, RIGHT?
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>>153710186
thats just rude.
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>>153710207
>whatsapp
gimme that #...
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>>153710209
you can reach out via e-mail, he loves those
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>>153710207
i didnt mean it, im sorry. it was a tourettic outburst
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>>153710252
why are we speaking for me?
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>>
>>
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>>153710427
he would still be in F1 if he came out of the closet
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>>153710436
>Scooby Doohan
reehehehehe
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>>153710300
im your new PR manager, we gonna re-invent your public image here
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only one man can save aston martin
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>>153710456
oh ok. i dont remember asking for pr or a lawyer
what are you offering?
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>>153710436
all me
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>>153710207
rude but not incorrect?
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gimi
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>>153710475
Why do yacht people always take off their shoes? It's a fucking deck. You're going to scrub it either way. Get over it.
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>>153710472
rude, incorrect, rebarbative, disgusting etc.
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>>153710466
im offering you a ticket to celebrity status
but you gotta work hard for it
are you ready to work hard? are you ready for sleepless nights? are you ready for international flights? are you ready for having so much fucken money you can't even count it all till the day you die?
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>>153710483
makes it easier to give and receive footjobs
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>>153710487
are you ready for sleepless nights?
already here
are you ready for international flights?
no i need to be at work at 9
are you ready for having so much fucken money you can't even count it all till the day you die?
no that would get in the way of doing my job
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>>153709970
Just about every GP that makes shipping equipment across Middle Asia airborne next to impossible without being MH17'd is getting canned or rescheduled. DHL's main hub over there is located in the Bahrain International Airport.
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>>153710486
we're being dramatic this morning
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>>153710505
what is your job exactly, eating butts? are you a butt-eater?!
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>>153710517
its 11:25pm cunt
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>>153710483
Most of them are chartered and they don't want to damage the deck
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can any veteran lego fans itt(because I know half of you bought the mclaren lego set) justify the price of this set? and didn't the millennium falcon cost around $700?
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>>153710517
You just know.
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>>153710550
SIX FUCKING FIFTY?!?!?!
FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT SHIT!
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>>153710552
https://youtu.be/7Pdiy0nniX4
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https://youtu.be/RYh759w2kQ8
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When does it become Alonso's fault that all of his teams sucks except for that brief period where he was gifted a wdc against MSC
>>
https://youtu.be/Vn5uuR9Q0hE

>but the post contains a relation to f1 so yeah
my compression ratio is legal.
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Can they race at Fuji if Bahrain is cancelled?
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>>153710599
Aston went to shit the moment he replaced Vettel
>>
Gimi
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>>153710550
pretty sure you jus tlook at the raw lego brick count and do them math

in those numbers its usually worth it bar the unique pieces
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https://youtu.be/ihwzG5-W8tE
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xir are you gonna post anything F1 related this evening
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>>153710708
its race WEEK not race DAY
you DONK!
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>>153710714
are you retarded
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>>153710725
mean, off topic....
ripe for a beating
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>>153710744
stop posting music in non-music thread you idiot
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>>153710765
i simply post reflections from seasons past in pictorial form

guards this woman has lost her composure
>>
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>>153710777
you wildly overestimate your role here and you should stop being delusional
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>>153710791
you of all people?

i do however run f1 all of you are the gay people in my head
>>
>>
When I wake up some serious shit better have happened in the world.
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>Middle East races called off
What tracks replace them? Need ~2 tracks that will be ready to go with one month's notice.
4 tracks if shit really lingers.
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>>153710840
>more US street tracks
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>>153710840
MORE SPRINTS!!!!
TO MAKE UP THE POINTS LOSS!!
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>>153710840
the bend
symmons plains
smp
wanneroo
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>>153710840
realistically algarve and autodromo enzo e dino ferrari. would love to see mugello again though
>>
Timo Cock
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>>153710840
>Realistic picks
Imola
Hockenheim
Portimao
Paul Ricard (I hate that track but I'm interested if the new regs will finally make it interesting)
>Dream Picks
Sepang
Fuji
Magny-Cours
Nurburgring
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>>153710905
>paul retard
I don't think Chuck could handle it coming back
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>>153710905
>Magny-Cours
nobody who ever watchd a Grand Prix there wishes for this place to return
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>F1 tracks cancelled
>Max just goes to gt3 or someshit
works for max
lol
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>>153709871
how can you possibly miss a target that large
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>>153710840
watkins glen
long beach
laguna seca
road america
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>>153711010
>ice kidnapping location
>ice kidnapping location
>ice kidnapping location
>ice kidnapping location
hmmm nyo
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Jorges gf gof her appendix removed the other day
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kwabps3
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>>153711010
i would love to see watkins glen grand prix but they gonna have to do some work on it, its not up to code
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>2026 but it's like the 2020 where the FIA and FOM have to scramble and find replacment for all the arab money tracks and we end up going back to mugello which produces a great race but F1 will never go back to it in the years to come becauae, because
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>>153711048
he shidded
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>no VROOM VROOM between March 29th and May 1st

Thx USA
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>Ferrari getting their shit together
>WW3
lmao
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monaco should be nuked first
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gimi
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>supreme leader of Iran dies
>Adrian Newey designs a car that gets zero podiums

Welcome back 1989!
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>>153711010
>laguna seca
my least favourite track in GT7
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>>153711129
What about laguna mojada
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Would F1 cars take the corkscrew seeing as they're like 10m long?
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>>153711210
indycars race there so its probably gonna be fine
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>>153710840
>Imola
>Portimao
>Nurburgring
>Istanbul Park
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KWkzwo0x74&pp=0gcJCb4KAYcqIYzv

it happened again.
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>>153710905
Nurburgring(GP circuit) feels like a realistic pick. It was one of the tracks they got back for the coof season after all.
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>Hülkenberg driving his new Audi over the Pagani
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>>153711245
That's what happens when your father turns into a vegetable and your gay uncle steps up to raise you.
Sad.
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>>153711312
>goddam we make people pay for this shit!?
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now that r. schumacher is a homosexual he MUST be investigated for his actions around mick and david when they were growing up. if they hint that were wronged he MUST be executed

ALL gays are paedophiles, even those who don the rainbow later in life.
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>>153711322
if David suffered at all it was because of his mother
he actually married Vivien recently and his mother wasn't even at the wedding
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>>153711245
Migg always sucks during his 1st season, then wins the title the next year
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I don't remember a season in over two decades I was less excited for than this 2026 one
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>>153710430
Japanese guys keep their assholes super clean and then they expect me not to rape. Make it make sense.
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>>153711419
2022 F1 WDC Mick Schumacher
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>>153711433
I remember that happening
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>>153711427
O___O
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>>153711427
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>>153711467
>>153711467
>>153711467
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baking
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>>153711423
Last season i couldnt have been more excited, some nips ruined it for me, i couldnt care less, i wont wake up early for the race, and maybe i wont even watch it
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>>153711469
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>>153712590
byee~!

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