Arsenal have a game every 3-4 days until May.
Luckily they have the strongest squad in football history with elite bench options like Madookie, Poois-Smelly and Gabriel Jesus.

>>153685289
obsessed

Liverpool EXPOSED as fucking shit

Lol x

Good ebening

Will liverpool finish higher than 15th? (Manchester United's position last season)

PREMIER LEAGUE POINTS IN 2026:

West Ham - 11
Wolves - 10
Forest - 9
Burnley - 7
.
.
.
Spurs - 4

ABLs the last time Liverpool finished below 8th:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgdufzXvjqw

>>153685451
settle down lad they were ur relegation contending buddies last year

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>>153685469
Happened the year before Klopp, zoomie.

upcycle season next year lads and Slotto with another £500m to spend? we better laugh it up now

>>153685565
>6th is below 8th
care to explain?

Indonesia's United on the rise! Surging past Villa to obtain their 3rd place trophy.

>>153685407
Bad ebening

Manure fans acting like they didn't just spend 3 billion since ten hag and won nothing

Liversissy melty. Gonna be a LONG night.

Mantroony up all night talking to himself I fear

>>153686935
that part

Comprehensive Liversissy melty.

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Anyone looking to win something in their second season?

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Will Salah find form?

>>153687199
we need to rehire ange

he can win us champions league and finish 17th agen

people complained bout levy

but like

mental how much worse its been since levy gone

>>153687524
i dont understand

why would you do this

why do people consume it

>>153686935
Fraid so

>>153687737
he's a gay manure customer that stalks some liverpool fag tiktokker

gays don't belong on 4chan

>>153687744
That part x

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Up at a nice time on a Saturday morn with the birds chirping

Sadly come to /epl/ and see that a Jewish Manchester United schizo was chatting to himself all night

There's truly no helping the insane

>Emery choking another easy Top 4 finish
KWAB

I'm sure we've all noticed that Liversimp has picked up the dead phrase "that part" from one of the girls he stalks on Instagram and will spam it at any post

>>153687729
>people complained bout levy
YOU complained about him while you were FINKIN' and STINKIN' up your bedroom

Emery walked down the tunnel when the second goal went in
Eddie Howe I'm afraid your crown has been stripped. The most cowardly manager in the league is Unai Emery

Where's Isak lads

>>153688014
I'm sure Eddie will be relieved to hear that and Unai devastated to hear that.

>>153688014
didn't shake hands either (AGAIN)
gutless prick

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from 15th to top 3
Holy kek

just did some result predicting math and I have spurs finishing just 1 point above relegation (west ham go down)
but that means if I'm wrong in any way, if just 1 result works out differently, spurs could easily be relegated.
cool.

I'm so glad the villa meme is over, they've been trash all season, just able to con referees

>>153688531
The least points this entire year. Igor was clearly being ignored during the arsenal game by his players. You can't fuck around in the prem like they're doing. They will not stay in the Premier as things stand.

>West Ham have revealed a £104.2m loss for the financial year

w e w

Fulham are a good defensive side, that should be another 0 pts for spuds

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>>153688462
Turning into gakpoo

>Argentina captain Lionel Messi was hauled to the ground by a pitch invader during Inter Miami's friendly win against Independiente del Valle in Puerto Rico.

>Messi, who was brought on as a half-time substitute, was wrestled to the turf by a spectator with two minutes remaining of normal time.

>Several fans had already invaded the pitch in order to get close to Messi, who was taking a selfie with one when another grabbed the former Barcelona playmaker around his waist.

>Security were quickly on the scene, with Messi, the fan and one security guard hitting the ground in a clinch.

>Messi appeared unharmed and made his way over to the other side of the pitch as security reinforcements arrived.

You can tell this place is dead when there's been no thread about this.

>>153688995
>The match had originally been scheduled for 13 February but was cancelled because Messi was struggling with a hamstring injury
If it's true that no one made a thread about this Mickey Mouse farce, then I'm glad.

West Ham have to sell players after a 100 million loss
Yet, Bowen will stay and waste his career

>>153685289
They are kwabbed

>can't even beat wolves
>their fans are already hyping up a UCL final
Would be hilarious if they get knocked out by shitters like Leverkusen or Bodo

>>153689136
>bodo
>shitters

Why is Man United so good while Liverpool is generally shit?

>>153689252
Nature is healing

>>153689038
You're right, but I meant it as the third worlders who would constantly shitpost about him.

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BIG signing for the reds

This game is so low energy

>>153689136
>>can't even beat wolves
>>their fans are already hyping up a UCL final
>Would be hilarious if they get knocked out by shitters like Leverkusen or Bodo
Very true but also
>Can't beat West Ham
>Manure customers think they're winning the league with Carrick
Think they forgot about big bro City

ah sweet another hasidic david melty

>UAE will now spend half a billion dollars for air defense instead of man city's midfield rebuild
no wonder pep wants out

>>153689491
Trump is going to get the world cup canceled isn't he

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sunderland breathing down on scouser's neck

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reminder that this gaggle of crusty old poshos are deciding the rules of football

Star signing Cunha with a huge 2 assists in 24 games

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>>153689557
Mad

>>153689557
he was signed for the dawg inside of him

Liversissy having ANOTHER melty

You hate to see it x

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>Transfield

Easy game for Liverpool today
yawn

>>153689557
Him and bueno have been good signings for utd, who cares.

So let me get this right. All it took for United to be back was
>The usual £250m spend
>Getting dumped out of every cup
>Except Europe which they were never in
>Cheeky refball
Is that really all it took?
Obviously by them being "back" I'm talking about them hovering around 4th and celebrating it like the treble.

>>153689929
Kek

Cheeky West Ham win today i fink x

>>153689962
they are trying their best

>>153689962
most deadwood gone/going with massive savings in wages, and they will be 3rd tomorrow. Look where they finished last season. It's ok to cry m8.

>>153689929
You've upset liversissy with this one

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>>153689962
Getting rid of this clown probably gave them 10 points minimum

>>153689962
sacking jewben amoorim was the best decision they made in ages desu, guy was completely out of his depth

>>153690037
Amorim as well really but I don't know if I'm just making things up or what but I thought Amorim was doing relatively well this season. Weren't they around 5-7th when he got sacked?

We're at that stage were Liversissy spam replies his own posts... I DREAD to think what the thread will be like when West Ham win today.

>>153689557
this got the piggies squealin

>>153690114
that was the cope when he took over, United were only a handful of points to get top 4 and he still finished 15th.
if he stayed, he'd never ever try to get top 4 and only give false illusion to the fanbase, that with each draws with some occasional wins sprinkled in-between, they could still land in top 4 until the season's finally over.

>>153689962
bro only big teams get beat by grimsby mashallah ramadan mubarak to my red shaitans bro init

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mantroony real quiet rn

Not a fan of Mantroony's new gimmick of typing like a woman, think he left after the West Ham draw to get on hormones. He will never be a woman.

>>153690192
KEKitike

hasidim david has got me cheering for liverpoo just to see him get upset, i feel disgusted on a level

>>153690140
He do be a samefagging bitch KEK

liversissy finna have yet another meltdown im afraid lads

>that ekitike's goal
that was exceptionally poor from GK

Yeah Lammens would've saved it
>checks clean sheet record
Maybe not

Liverpool winning again. Dave must be fuming.

Liverpool scored more goals against West Ham than Man United did a couple weeks when mantroony got KWABbed into submission?

dave is so fucking boring holy shit take a hint

mads hermansen remember the name

>>153690283
Many such cases

>>153690324
Based German

Based Canadian

Based Igor Thiago

eat fuck dave

>>153690150
>if he stayed, he'd never ever try to get top 4
Probably true. And it was halfway through the season as well so no real conclusions can be drawn from the table position.

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>liverpool winning
>liversissy still has a melty

Disturbed individual

David on suicide watch rn

>>153690366
What the FUCK is xer problem??

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yup it's about time for mantroony to fire up the vpns and spam his hasidic david report button, game isn't over until it's over but i fear a gigamelty coming from the gay village

*yawns in the direction of dave's dull posts*

BETO BETO BETO BETO BETO BETO BETO BETO BETO BETO BETO BETO

>>153690411
this has been confirmed and documented

HOWLING
__AT__
GEORDIE BASTARD

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>GB

>>153690411
that part

>>153690411
True x

Quite difficult keeping abreast of the 3pms and a new war at the same time

>>153690392
oh it's true, it's DAMN true

Oh Dave

Mantroony committing some more blood libel it seems

chat why couldn't manure put 3 past west ham???????????

>Could close the gap to Spurs
Losing 3-0 at half time.
Spurs will never be relegated, what's the point.

>>153690548
Wolves will relegate them

>>153690411
GROK is this true?

Liverpool is winning this league la

>>153690558
Let's fucking hope so.

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>>153690562
DAMN true

>>153690548
Spurs are fucking dogshit and lost at home to West Ham so they WILL go down
Wolves are getting out of the bottom 3

>>153690599
Well now that you mention it...

>they are penalizing time wasting next season
the beautiful game...

>>153690476
>new war
same old shit

>>153690681
For 3 games before going back to default?

Newcastle is so shit. And they're about to lose their midfield

UTD are BACK and Carrick is taking us to the QUAD

This does not slip la

clean sheet lost, they're just like united

shambles

>brentford
kek, how the fuck

Spurs finishing below Wolves and Burnley LMAOooOooOooooo

Brentford once again providing the most entertaining game of the week

Liverpool have now scored 7 consecutive Premier League goals from non-penalty set-pieces - the longest run by any side in the competition's history.

>>153690853
anti-football from PGMOL's darlings Stokepool

>brentford
kek

Liverpool also has the record for most trannies in /epl/

>>153690843
been the only team worth watching for years

153690865
t. buttbroken gay gooner mixing up liverpool and transchester

shambles

>>153690865
That part x

>>153689962
yeah ofc they're back to being a meme club

had my protegé run dave's posts through advanced ai tools and he's shifted from angry bitter posting which caused him to be ridiculed to an extremely dull copy/paste job of yawn inducing phrases. I'll keep you posted as things develop

Everton are staying UP!

LOL BRENTFORD

WEST HAM COMEBACK

aieeeeeeee

Jj Watt immediately taking a selfie kwab

You can tell Mantroony is rattled when he copies something that ABUGods bring to this thread

Bullshit call. The goal should automatically be given solely for narrative reasons.

>Burnlel

>statpadding against relegation fodder

What a pathetic little club Liverpool is

>Poocastle
JEJ

Just took a big sloppy scouser on the toilet x

GOALS GOALS GOALS

aahahahaha GB you fucking cunt

>18 in 3 games
its an absolute goalfest lads

>>153690982
KEK based analysis

Poocastle game is mental
Everton only operate when the score's level and Pope is unbelievably shite.

this game further solidifies kelleher as being a top three keeper in the prem

>liverpool in 5th

Do they get a trophy for that?

Transchester Dilated couldn't beat THIS west ham?????????

>>153691040
Pope and Ramsdale between them have fucked up so much this season
If they'd actually got Trafford they might be in the euro spots

>>153691055
THEY'RE 5TH???

>>153691055
>>153691069
Well maybe if they didnt spend 500M on shit players they'd be higher...

>Man U could be third tomorrow
How the fuck? They were like 15th not long ago

>>153691100
Proper club so they bounced back. Some of the more tinpot clubs have fallen to 5th if you'd believe it...

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>rebuild season
>"crisis" season
>CL RO16
>3 points off 3rd in PL

still kuwaiting for a certain arseanal customer to check in

>>153691100
Man U finished 15th last season??? What the fuck

bumley bros.... we were robbed

Brentford saved the day

>hatewatching a newcastle watchalong
bizarre

>>153691110
Really? Which team could be so shit?

>>153691125
Poofatsle nonceshited sistahs...

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Erm...

>>153691148
LiVARpool x

>>153691145
Your team's FUCKING SHIT. Deserve this and worse for how they treat away fans.
No 'cauldron' atmosphere at all just a shit club filled with jobless Geordie mongoloids.

grown tired of seeing people wearing headphones at their computer desk iwbh

>>153691158
Ohhhhh THAT makes sense. They ARE a rather pathetic shit tinpot club, aha xoxo

>>153691155
You're just a racist mate

>>153691155
meanwhile we're meant to say Tudor can keep them up. despite having 12 days to focus on one match at home and getting massacred

>>153691124
heh hope that freak fucked off back to /ars/

>>153691155
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772297693416990.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772297693416990.webm

>>153691164
That part
And gamer chairs

Newcastle's next fixtures are United, City, Barcelona, Chelsea and Sunderland. So long Eddie Meme

A complete Geordie Cunt meltdown tonight for you lot to put up with!

>>153691170
That part x

WE DID IT BUMLEY BROS

>BRENTMEME

why couldn't tran u beat little wet spam?

Goal rush living up to it's name for once.

I'm not gay but Tarkowski is a cool looking dude

>>153691200
Characterfaggotry haha! So funny! :D

>>153691209
>>153691213
HOWEVAR

Little Newcastle eternal midtable club.

>>153691229
Oh yeah you'll be here as well Liversissy you worthless prick

get vard shitcunts

>>153691215
Their players complained after the match that a lad with long hair streaming a watchalong put too much pressure on them. This is a real thing that happened.

>>153691159
You’re absolutely seething lmao

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Can only beat shit team la

Geography check: Burnley goal disallowed, 3 points to London

what's the name of the Leeds dialect

Sandcastle fans are too busy crying about the Middle East to worry about football

>>153691250
Northern Spastic

the brentford cheque reached PGMOL

>>153691159
>t. NEET who has never attended a match in person
how dare a club not treat away fans like home fans

VAR. VAR never changes.

>the script this week is goal galore

Liverpool (1.92) 5-2 (2.09) West Ham

WE DEM MOYES BOYS

>>153691274
cons: no equaliser
pros: one step closer to not having var cancer next season

>>153691268
Spuds have a tab

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Blackburn Rovers bros, we did it!

>BURNLEL

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>shit all game
>still score 5
ya seethe

>>153691245
Kek what a grim little club

>>153691285
Yeah West Ham played really well and Liverpool had their usual PGMOL assistance. Even then they probably won't get top 4, what a fucking shit club supported by sissies.

>VAR

I fucking HATE it, dire decision

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>>153691295
>below Man United who have played less games

Holy shit, Ashley Barnes is STILL playing? And still with Burnley?

>>153691312
how's europe going for you la?

>>153691321
Status: QUALIFIED

liverpool beating teams that man poo can't, indians hate to see it

>>153691312
Worra trophy

man poo is the national team of india because, well you can guess why

>>153691312
gottem bubblin with this one

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Gladiators in 30 bings, starring former /epl/ referee, Mark Clattenburg

>>153691312
Rattled em

>>153691321
>>153691345
he's having a hissy fit thanks to these

>>153691379
damn! who are these dudes?

>>153691379
fuck off simp

OFFICIAL Balon D'or Ranking (March 2026)

1. Mbappe
2. Haaland
3. Fernandes
4. Kane
5. Rice

>>153691429
Rice will get it if Arsenal wins
Haaland will get it if City wins
simple as

>>153691406
american men look like THAT?

>>153691429
Another hat trick from David McGoldrick today. Still no recognition.
Disgusting.

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>>153691429
>3. Fernandes

Sad to see Liverpool turn into set-piece merchants. I thought they were supposed to be one of the good guys.

>>153691429
Pen d'Or

>>153691453
Nothing Balon dOr worthy about Rice's game. Just a mucker. Wannabe James Milner.

>>153691500
bit harsh

Bruno Fernandes can never be considered an elite player because he has never won the PL. Man United fans can't even argue with this because this is the exact criteria they have used in the past when talking about Steven Gerrard.

i like peter drury, why do people dislike him?

>>153691543
Tbf Stevie G was shit

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>>153691429
>>153691453
>Rice

>>153691568
remember that time he said this does not slip then literally slipped kwab

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>>153691568
Whatever you say bro.

>>153691577
GROK is this true?

>>153691568
Zoom zoom

>GROK is this true?
is another of Liversimp's dire gimmicks along with 'chat is this true'. Usually when replying to himself.

*slips*

I see the trans community has not taken Liverpool's victory very well.

Even with PGMOL's assistance and £500m+ spent in the summer, Liverpool will not finish top 4

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How is this shit offside?

>>153691832
>believing cartoons
couldn't be me

>>153691669
TERRIBLE night for the trans and homeless

>>153691832
You can score with your shoulder, can't you?

>>153692028
only if you're gay

>>153692044
mirin' them shoulders bro

>>153692044
Of course I would never haha

>>153692117
lol can you even imagine kissing another man while he pushes himself gently into you and caresses your upper arms firmly but sensually

You're off to the pub later?

>>153692290
just wasting away at home today lad

>>153692395
he was asking me

>>153692439
my bad m'lady

take your gay gooning back to your general

>Eddie Howe says Newcastle have reached a point in the season where they must just try to salvage the Premier League campaign
Mr. Unai, bring back that crown!

>>153691312
ooooohhhh

Mantroony hung himself

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Will the powers that be allowed this in the Premier League next season?

>>153692909
i hope so

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Just gonna leave this here.

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>>153692988
another angle

>>153692988
KWAB

>>153692985
she's ave

>>153692988
Funny part is his voice is so non threatening

>>153692988
paused the performance long enough to suck peps cock

Newcastle are below Sunderland btw. Can you imagine spending that much money only to be outshined by your newly promoted bitter rival?

Since Rodri directly whinged about refs cheating City out of decisions (a lie) they've had blatant, almost Liverpool-tier, decisions go their way every match. And no punishment for Rodri at all.

>>153693562
these must be honeypot accounts to catch people using hate speech

>>153693005
That ref is fucking terrible

Slept through the 19-goal kino just to wake up in time for the 0-1 slurper.

>>153693501
Fergie used to do that kind of thing all of the time so he would have a small cabal of refs he could control.
If you criticise a ref they're usually ruled out of all future games involving your side because, and this is the funny part, it might affect your impartiality.

Wirtz and Isak ghosted today. That's 300M down the toilet.

>>153691577
wtf yeah I remember kek what a kwak (kek what a kek what a kek what a kwab [the k in kwak stands for kwab])

>>153693562
mansissy?

>>153693069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G52nzBTo3o

Are we sure he isn't a poof

>>153692988
>>153693005
The red card was for Leeds fans disrespecting the Ramadan break

>>153691684
Grim

>>153695206
her hair looks like it could catch on fire if the sun hits it at the right angle

Quite heartwarming how the break in play at leeds to let the muzzie players break fast was booed

aw,gb,mantroony,liversissy are all just Dave larps

>>153692988
>preemptive red card before he even reached him
kek

>>153695206
i'd give her my "super bock" if you know what i mean

OHHHH LIVERSISSYYYYYY

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Arsenal fans furious that Leeds not getting a penalty didnt beat the war in the middle east to front page news

A mentally unwell fanbase

>>153695743
We need to kick time-wasting out of football. Players who break fast have to stay off the pitch for 15 mins

>>153699953
that part x

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Scum club Sandcastle

>>153700329
dan bum is playing his way out of the england squad
has been absolute wank recently

>>153700408
best team in the league blud wap wap
u jus dont understahn

>>153700329
do this to a liverpool player and it's wall-to-wall news

>>153700408
no way Raya has lower ratings than Sanchez
lmao

>>153700527
WhoScored will weight rankings on things such as the amount of shots faced
So while that generally points to a worse defence it also means individually they'll be ranking Sanchez as higher

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good afternoon for my fellow seabros, getting closer to yanited matchy

>UAE legend Pep Guardiola sent an important message to the Leeds fans who were heard booing the pause in play to allow players to break their fast during Ramadan.
>"It's the modern world, right? Look what's happening in the world right now, today, again, right?"

Pure seethe in the comments.

>St Totteringham's Day might not be that well known nationally - but for Arsenal fans it is an opportunity for more north London bragging rights.

>It is the name given to the day on which it becomes mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur to finish above Arsenal in the Premier League.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cwygre5geq2o

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>>153700567
>Look what's happening in the world right now
Yeah we don’t like that either you FAGGOT. They will all be sent back.

>>153700604
I'd say it is fairly well known at this point

>>153700408
>all the Chelsea players are Brighton players

Can anyone explain how Newcastle have spent £800 million and are currently in 12th place?

>>153700683
If you ignore that then remember they're actually not allowed to spend a penny

Had a nightmare that rottenham won the Fulham game

>>153700608
The prem isn't going to get the muslim football talents in the future because of this racist. The prem will drop below all other leagues because he wants to ban halal and deport muslims. So backward.

Virgil van Dijk has more goal contributions (6) in his last 8 appearances than Rickie Lambert and Mario Balotelli managed in their entire Liverpool careers (5 and 4).

And the same as Fabio Borini (6).

>>153700608
>There are football fans who have seen what Rupert Lowe did to Southampton and want to put him in charge of the economy.
>He got them relegated, hired rugby union coach Clive Woodward as Director of Football and sent them into administration over a span of 4 years. There are people amongst us who want to give him 5 years as PM

>>153700329
I want players to call out their peers when they're embellishing injury more often though

>>153700824
>>153700963
don't care muzzies out

>>153700963
Don't care if the economy tanks. Remove kebab. Reindustrialize Britain. Oh no let gdp fell because no more uber eats :(. Maybe we can afford housing and NHS will stop being chronically over burdened.

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sexo starting

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>>153701038
Whos Moorhouse

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lmao

>>153701260
the alexis sanchez transfer policy model

>>153701260
Makes complete sense looking at their transfers in recent years. Joke is the few times they've gotten in to a real bidding war they've lost all of the good ones.

era?

Gladiators in a half hour

>bobbenham

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damn everyone already scored