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>Tuesday 3rd March 2026
7.30pm AFC Bournemouth v Brentford
7.30pm Everton v Burnley
7.30pm Leeds United v Sunderland
8.15pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Liverpool
>Wednesday 4th March 2026
7.30pm Aston Villa v Chelsea
7.30pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Arsenal
7.30pm Fulham v West Ham United
7.30pm Manchester City v Nottingham Forest
8.15pm Newcastle United v Manchester Dilated
>Thursday 5th March 2026
8pm Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace
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>old trannord
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Liversissy having a melty
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Will Mo Salah return to form?
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Will Arne Slot be sacked at the end of the season?
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Never ask a Liverpool customer how many times they've been to Transfield
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Did Jota do it on purpose?
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THE BIG FOUR
The best teams in England
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that's such good shit pal
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Will there be any BIG exciting signings this summer?
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bow down to your league winners
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How does this happen...
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another day, another mantroony triggered
job done
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ACKNOWLEDGE HIM
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>>153706717
It was even better there.
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>>153706672
How isn't this a rape?
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Started this season with Liverpool as per usual getting away with the most blatant handball in the history of football in the Community Shield
Since then the refs have had to pretend everyone else is treated the same so they'll toss a few bad calls to everyone (still nothing compared to Liverpool)
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97 but it should have been more
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>>153708243
6'5" white man scares liversissy
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>Liverpool doesnt win
>posts the same 5 webms and images 24/7
>Liverpool wins
>posts the same 5 webms and images 24/7
>United doesnt win
>posts the same 5 webms and images 24/7
>United wins
>posts the same 5 webms and images 24/7
>rushes to make a thread before the existing one even reaches 500 posts just so he can spam his same 5 webms and images until the morning sun, to then go to sleep for 2 hours and do it all over again
>no matter the situation, no matter the time of day, he has to talk about Liverpool even when no one is talking about Liverpool no matter if they played good or bad today
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Impossible, West Ham and Nottingham arent that good to drag Spurs into the mix.
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Yeah its like going to a party or a friendly gathering for whatever and then all of a sudden a retard starts shitting on the floor and if you ask him why he's doing it he goes HURR DURR YOU DESERVE SHIT ON THE FLOOR then another retard comes and pisses on that retard's turds and goes STOP SHITTING ON THE FLOOR, ILL PISS ON IT IF YOU DO IT AGAIN.
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kekkenham conceded at least 2 goals in each of the last 8 league games
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Liversissy is a beaner that has a shit and piss fetish? Sad little bin dipper x
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slavs aren't white kek
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>>153709281
In fairness, Liversissy WAS raped by his dad.
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>>153709208
congratulations lad you've broken him with this, he copied this post and is now samefagging his own
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GROK is this true?
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>congratulations lad you've broken him with this, he copied this post and is now samefagging his own
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>>4m ago
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>Afraid we're seeing David having a mental breakdown in /epl/ on a Sunday night
Clear as day
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How do banana peel teams even work
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>9 red cards this season
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WHAT A DELECTABLE MEDLEY OF FOOTBALLING SPLENDOUR!
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>Can you believe that a multi-millionaire illiterate psychopathic ngubu's feelings were hurt? This is why I volunteer to have all my children and family lined up to serve the sexual emergencies of all Somali immigrants.
Jamie O'Hara and the whole talksport lot should be shot in the fucking head.
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Genuine truthnukes. The general has been like this since this goal was scored on 19th October 2025.
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can't believe the name actually caught on, kek how splendorous
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If you love the sport of football as you remember it you want City to win the title. Regardless of what team you support. Arsenal’s brand of football is opposite what the game is truly about.
Arsenal winning the title would set a precedent which could set football back decades.
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>FIFA President Gianni Infantino has told Sky News that footballers who cover their mouths in confrontations with rivals should be sent off on the presumption they are being offensive.
https://x.com/i/status/2028150674475647455
Is he Jewish?
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This post-Bootylicius Jr/Prestiani shit is genuinely making me start to watch the NFL out of spite. So unbelievably cucked and embarrassing. I don't want to be associated or watch this garbage sport anymore.
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Both play complete shit football that will end the sport. Pepball already did, Artetaball will kill it further.
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Cheeky look at the form table
Think we'd all take this being the table at the end of the season!
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Spurs are currently the worst team in the league. We deserve to go down. We are shit and I personally hate a good chunk of our own players. They are cheating the Spurs supporters.
I really think Tudor should consider fielding a team of young players away at Liverpool. If we don't beat Palace at home Tudor will probably be sacked after the trip to Anfield.
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>The Premier League has deleted a social media post it made which appeared to mock Tottenham Hotspur after the club made an official complaint.
>Following Spurs' 2-1 defeat at Fulham on Sunday, the league's X account saw fit to post a video of goalkeeper Vicario launching a free-kick out of play with the captions 'Just how the play was drawn up' and 'An interesting free-kick from Vicario', accompanied by a crying laughing emoji.
>Users were quick to criticise the competition [and] Daily Mail Sport understands officials at Tottenham, who are currently locked in a relegation battle, also raised eyebrows and made their feelings known to league bosses.
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Imagine if Arsenal had competent attackers. They would be unbeatable.
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>Arsene's Wenger new offside rule has been APPROVED and will be used in the Canadian Premier League!
>A player will ONLY be offside if he has FULLY passed the last defender, so it won't be decided based on a body part anymore.
>If succesful, the offside rule could change across the entire world from the 2027/28 season on.
Lol..
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>ArseANAL gooners talking about a quadruple
i can't wait for the end of the season LEL
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Seasonal Eddie Howe Breakdown (SEHB) is a disease that plagues the English football club Newcastle United due to the fact their manager, Eddie Howe, forces the players to train as much as a British soldier back in 1939 for every single weekend which causes the players to end up tired or out injured for several months. Despite knowing the symptoms, the Saudi ownership of Newcastle refuses to change managers because they believe that next season when they somehow get CL football again, Howe will magically stop destroying his players for the sake of playing his suicidal brand of football, only for them to finish 8th-11th again and the cycle starts from 0 again.
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>Liverpool FC is 6th
>They spent £500M in the summer
>Scousers think Slot is a GOAT level manager
They're genuinely the 2nd most low IQ fanbase in the Premier League behind Arsenal.
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> Tottenham Hotspur players face wage cuts if relegated from PL. Most contracts include clauses to lower salary (vast majority by ~50%) in event of going down. Provision placed in all deals under Levy so THFC have some financial protection
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/2028471748992127191
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>"I’m not sure he’s offside"
t. Champagne Socialist legend Gary "brother of Neville" Neville
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Newcastle's league form is shit every time they're in the CL. It's been made worse this time by having to buy third and fourth choice players in the summer because they couldn't offer the kind of wages other clubs could and because they don't have Murphy using Isak to bail them out in matches this season.
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>Provision placed in all deals under Levy so THFC have some financial protection
This is why you never fire the Jew
Only a Jew would have thought to add this
I bet most of the players and their agents did not even know this existed
I wonder if they'll finally start getting their act together now
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2 more players are needed for the Chelsea Reds
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Canadians are all a bit 'special' really.
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>Liam can't deflop out my willy any longer because I got it delopped off delap
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sma%C3%AFl_Diss
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This is just embarrassing.
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First game back after he got injured as well IIRC
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>stop watching football 3 years ago because i was being raped by toil and depression
>stop paying attention to what arsenal are doing even in casual conversations because all they ever did was disappoint me
>come back to this board for the first time in forever and theyre about to win the league and have been contending for a while
yeah i fucked it. do i have to support palace or some other dull club now or can i just hop back on the bandwagon?
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ABAs are just mad there hasn't been a legit league winner since the 2000s
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>ABAs are just mad there hasn't been a legit league winner since the 2000s
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They’re eternally mindbroken!
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Why the fuck is this on cbeebies??? Im supposed to pay for this cunting gvt to shove a closeup of some obese tranny’s pussy into my child’s face. I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say that we need to start killing people in real life at their places of business (jk ofc teehee)
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Ok. I will watch this video
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This 'short-term specialist' went mental after the first loss and is just waiting for the sack
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GB look away!! No crowbarred-in Newcastle picks like how Shearer did for the PL!
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>No crowbarred-in Newcastle picks like how Shearer did for the PL!
Your schizophrenia is showing again. Funny that Clinton completely ignored the biggest result of the weekend in Wolves 2-0 Villa.
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Stay mad. >Ours is gold and yours isn't
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>ours
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Comprehensive Dave Victory.
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nice try dave
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>>153713271
I'm pretty sure the guy screeching and calling people all these names is a butthurt spurs fan because every time I'd mention spurs being shit (which they objectively are) I'd either get called dave or aw.
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>>153713271
I've been named as a character on multiple occasions as well.
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You're part of the problem m8.
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>Uefa has fined Tottenham Hotspur and given them a suspended ban from selling away tickets after three supporters made Nazi salutes towards Eintracht Frankfurt fans.
>The incident occurred during their Champions League fixture - which Spurs won 2-0 - at the German club's Deutsche Bank Park on 28 January.
>Uefa said it issued the ban for "the racist and/or discriminatory behaviour of its supporters" and it was "suspended for a probationary period of one year".
>Tottenham were fined £26,000 (€30,000) by European football's governing body in addition to £1,966 (€2,250) for objects thrown by their supporters.
>Spurs said the "conduct of a small number of fans" was "utterly abhorrent" and have issued them with banning orders.
>"We can confirm that all three individuals found to be making Nazi salutes towards Eintracht Frankfurt fans have been identified and have received indefinite bans under the club's sanctions and banning policy," said Spurs. "The club stands firmly against all forms of discrimination and has therefore taken the strongest possible action. The disgusting behaviour of a minority of so-called fans on the night is in no way reflective of the values of our club and its supporters."
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You still don't see the bigger plan