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>Tuesday 3rd March 2026
7.30pm AFC Bournemouth v Brentford
7.30pm Everton v Burnley
7.30pm Leeds United v Sunderland
8.15pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Liverpool

>Wednesday 4th March 2026
7.30pm Aston Villa v Chelsea
7.30pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Arsenal
7.30pm Fulham v West Ham United
7.30pm Manchester City v Nottingham Forest
8.15pm Newcastle United v Manchester Dilated

>Thursday 5th March 2026
8pm Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace
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eat shit alphabetizing op you just got got
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>old trannord
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Liversissy having a melty
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Declan Chawal should be captain of the National Team full time
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Will Mo Salah return to form?
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>>153706370
they're in order of time AND alphabet
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good thread, thoroughly enjoyable posts ahead.
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Will Arne Slot be sacked at the end of the season?
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>>153706394
seems I got got
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>>153706371
KLENK
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G/A in 2025/26
>Salah 10
>Cunha 8
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Never ask a Liverpool customer how many times they've been to Transfield
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>>153706426
Salads been absolutely shit this season but he's still better than Cunha? Kekkkkkk
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I hated the ple theme last night
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Did Jota do it on purpose?
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What caused this EPIC Comprehensive David Dilation?
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mantroony posting his gay porn collection again, grim(sby)
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THE BIG FOUR

The best teams in England
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>>153706416
that's good shit pal
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Prickford can't keep a clean sheet and it's fucking doing my head in
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>>153706481
Where's Livarpool?
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davehausen will be replying to himself with his dire gimmicks til the wee hours I'm afraid
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>david is an android phone fag
Kek guess the bennies can't afford him an iPhone
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>>153706499
He said England, not India.
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>>153706503
KEKKKKKKKKhausen, I'll allow it because I keked
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>>153706503
>>153706509
that's such good shit pal
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Will there be any BIG exciting signings this summer?
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bow down to your league winners
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>>153706474
liverpool beat the team that his club couldn't
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>>153706546
>puts liversissy firmly in his place (5th)
Based
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>>153706546
>stop talking about my mustache
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>>153706509
Surprised a Juden is on benefits desu

Anyway lmao at Newcastle and Sunderland being in shit form
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How does this happen...
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C O L O S S A L
Liversissy melty rn
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>>153706546
Didn't they beat Tran U
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table position won't put a roof over your head best to remember that
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>>153706474
>What caused this EPIC Comprehensive David Dilation?
it's almost passover
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winning the 3rd place trophy LET'S FUCKING GO HAPPY DIWALI
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>>153706614
done him
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It's pronounced "rose en war" for your reference.
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ELIZABETH PASS ME THE SMELLING SALTS
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another day, another mantroony triggered
job done
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>>153706642
by sun zoo?
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>>153705204
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>>153706672
rayas nose annoys me
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Hold me closer hold me fast
This magic spell you cast
This is rosenior?
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>>153706672
Awww the rentboys and gay gooners are humping each other
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>>153706672
ACKNOWLEDGE HIM
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>>153706691
He looked way different before he injured it
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>>153706717
mmmmmmmmmm rolling back the eyes now that's badass
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>>153706672
Arsenal are refereed differently. There is no other explanation.
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>nobody allowed in the 6 yard box until the ball is kicked
fixed your sport. also has the added benefit of more injuries when players charge into each other
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>>153706800
sorry i meant no attackers allowed in the box, hence the charging into each other. but having everyone outside sounds kinda interesting too
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>>153706426
>G/A in 2025/26
>>Salah 10
>>Cunha 8
Salah done more than Cunthair despite being at AFCON?
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>>153706717
It was even better there.
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at what point do you just keep the smelling salts on you
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>>153706672
how is this not a foul by Rice?
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>>153706906
>keep being told that everyone is wrestling during corners
>they're doing the stink face
that's definitely NOT what I had on my birthday card
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>>153706672
How isn't this a rape?
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>>153706595
common occurrence these days
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League’s finished. The football is unwatchable
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>>153707152
Started this season with Liverpool as per usual getting away with the most blatant handball in the history of football in the Community Shield
Since then the refs have had to pretend everyone else is treated the same so they'll toss a few bad calls to everyone (still nothing compared to Liverpool)
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#Justice4Ange
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>>153707274
LDS
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>>153707301
Literally sacked for winning something as he himself has said. The strangest football club.
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Can't believe supposed big club Manchester United handed Spurs (a club that is notorious for not winning anything) a free European trophy
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man u? more like manure KEK
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>>153707386
What does Mormon have anything to do with cheating scousers?
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97 but it should have been more
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You can't say Spurs 'fans' don't deserve this
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Is there a webm of Pickfords amazing save from yesterday?
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Why did Tottenham sell brenenan johnson? He was great last season
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>>153708098
People have been saying this
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Liversissy fears the Slovenian chad
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>>153708243
6'5" white man scares liversissy
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>>153708147
I don't get the hype. It was a save you would expect any goaltender to make.
It's a nice height and close to him. If he'd let it in we would be talking about how shit England's keepers are.
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Chelsea will break the PL red card record!
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Beating Crystal Palace isn't for everyone
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remember when arrogant Newcastle lost on Saturday
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>>153706578
wtf surely not???
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>>153706672
There are three different stonewall penalties there
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You now remember Villas 2 week title charge
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the meme is fucking real
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>>153706481
Villa has a good chance of slipping outside top 4. Still Chelsea, both Manchester teams and Liverpool to go.
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>>153708440
Afraid so...
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Non-white Slav fears taking pens against a League Two club
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>>153708991
And yet he doesn't fear scouse mongs, kek
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>>153708991
Mantroony fears the Egyptian king
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G/A contributions in 2025/26
>Egyptian Eminence
10
>Slovenian Sissy
9
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>>153709041
mantroony fears women kek
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>>153709083
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so what'll happen if spurs go down
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>>153709058
this CAN'T be real
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>>153709026
KEK
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ogre
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>Liverpool doesnt win
>posts the same 5 webms and images 24/7
>Liverpool wins
>posts the same 5 webms and images 24/7
>United doesnt win
>posts the same 5 webms and images 24/7
>United wins
>posts the same 5 webms and images 24/7
>rushes to make a thread before the existing one even reaches 500 posts just so he can spam his same 5 webms and images until the morning sun, to then go to sleep for 2 hours and do it all over again
>no matter the situation, no matter the time of day, he has to talk about Liverpool even when no one is talking about Liverpool no matter if they played good or bad today
>>153709159
Impossible, West Ham and Nottingham arent that good to drag Spurs into the mix.
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>>153709185
fraid so
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>>153709208
it's not even a two sided man u vs liverpoo thing
a retard starts spamming and then anti-man u stuff starts getting spammed to put a retard in his place
they should both fuck off thoughbeit
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>>153709224
Yeah its like going to a party or a friendly gathering for whatever and then all of a sudden a retard starts shitting on the floor and if you ask him why he's doing it he goes HURR DURR YOU DESERVE SHIT ON THE FLOOR then another retard comes and pisses on that retard's turds and goes STOP SHITTING ON THE FLOOR, ILL PISS ON IT IF YOU DO IT AGAIN.
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kekkenham conceded at least 2 goals in each of the last 8 league games
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>>153709208
Absolutely bodied that Hasidic freak from Manchester.
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Liversissy schizophrenic melty
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>>153709208
>>153709230
Liversissy is a beaner that has a shit and piss fetish? Sad little bin dipper x
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>>153709208
very good post
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slavs aren't white kek
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>>153709264
Stop crying and score a fucking goal Benjamin Tesco Express
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>spam about united
>put transchester dilated in op
>spam about united with vpn
>repeat

Liversissy is a disturbed individual.
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>>153709281
That part x
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>>153709281
True babes
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Mantroony absolutely rattled, shaking like a Parkinson's victim KEK
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>>153709281
you've upset em with this
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ohhhh so transchester dilated is what made hasidic david cry in the thread all night
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>>153709281
In fairness, Liversissy WAS raped by his dad.
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>>153709208
congratulations lad you've broken him with this, he copied this post and is now samefagging his own
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>>153709281
>>153709332
GROK is this true?
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>>153709281
We should all leave the thread so it's just Liversissy replying to himself with a VPN all night. Will be funny to see in the morning.
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>>153709309
>4m ago
>3m ago
>2m ago
>1m ago
Afraid we're seeing David having a mental breakdown in /epl/ on a Sunday night
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>>153709338
>congratulations lad you've broken him with this, he copied this post and is now samefagging his own
>>153709351
>>4m ago
>>3m ago
>>2m ago
>>1m ago
>Afraid we're seeing David having a mental breakdown in /epl/ on a Sunday night
Clear as day
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>Liversissy still having a melty over ŠeškGOD's complete domination
It's afraid...
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>mantroony says he's going to bed
>all the spam stops
Well well well
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>complete domination
>less goals and assists than a washed up Egyptian
third worlders should stay off the internet
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>>153709367
this
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How do banana peel teams even work
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>9 red cards this season
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dorgu can't come back soon enough
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Ah sweet another night of mantroony staying up and talking to himself in /epl/
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World War 3 broke out and the weekend’s biggest atrocity was still a penalty and red card at Old Trafford
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>>153711126
it's just one of those days
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David is a FAGGOT
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>Tottenham lacking in attack, midfield, defence and brains, says Igor Tudor
They're too fick to fink
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This thread started off quite well but was quickly derailed by retards having their threadly retard fight. Very sad.
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Bin dippers vs bin sniffers
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WHAT A DELECTABLE MEDLEY OF FOOTBALLING SPLENDOUR!
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Peak talksport
https://youtube.com/shorts/uykORksK2fw?si=4Cb2V3HMUVrE9Q1v
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>>153711598
>Can you believe that a multi-millionaire illiterate psychopathic ngubu's feelings were hurt? This is why I volunteer to have all my children and family lined up to serve the sexual emergencies of all Somali immigrants.
Jamie O'Hara and the whole talksport lot should be shot in the fucking head.
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>>153711598
Tonight Cundy will be very muted in the face of another Chelsea loss
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>>153710537
chelsea should sign him
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>>153711657
Benfica can ask for £200m and dimwitted Chelsea would pay it
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>>153709208
>>153709230
Genuine truthnukes. The general has been like this since this goal was scored on 19th October 2025.
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The first post saying "Mantroony" was on the 26th October, not the 19th. You retard.
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>>153711693
can't believe the name actually caught on, kek how splendorous
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>>153711703
Left and middle are grim women, right is a grim tranny (american not mancunian)
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If you love the sport of football as you remember it you want City to win the title. Regardless of what team you support. Arsenal’s brand of football is opposite what the game is truly about.

Arsenal winning the title would set a precedent which could set football back decades.
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>>153711728
wtf I love 130 charges not being punished now
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>>153711728
United are WINNING the TITLE under CARRICK. FOOTBALL is SAVED
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>>153711728
Not really, the wrestling meta will be ended after this season, if not before the end
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Sanchez is not good enough for the Premier League. Reminds me of West Ham's infamous disaster Roberto at times.
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Man City grind out a win against a newly promoted side and it's a sign of champions. Arsenal grind out a win against the most expensive team in the league and it's a sign that they're struggling under pressure.
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>>153711792
yeah but to be fair it's not like City ever have contentious decisions going their way
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>>153711728
i think you should kill your self, today.
don't delay it
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>>153711823
LOL fucking hell talkSPORT's gone full circle back to when they had political talk
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>>153711773
He never has been, even when he was at Brighton.
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>>153711728
Man Shitty are a plastic club so I very much dislike them
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>FIFA President Gianni Infantino has told Sky News that footballers who cover their mouths in confrontations with rivals should be sent off on the presumption they are being offensive.

https://x.com/i/status/2028150674475647455

Is he Jewish?
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>>153711864
Too bad Emery and Manure are too shit challenge City
City is your only hope to save pure football
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>>153711897
This post-Bootylicius Jr/Prestiani shit is genuinely making me start to watch the NFL out of spite. So unbelievably cucked and embarrassing. I don't want to be associated or watch this garbage sport anymore.
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>>153711728
>>153711909
Both play complete shit football that will end the sport. Pepball already did, Artetaball will kill it further.
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>>153711923
Meanwhile best football in the league has to be Spurs. 4 points from 27 and losing at home to West Ham corrr
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>>153711823
can't find dis, did they take it down?
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Cheeky look at the form table
Think we'd all take this being the table at the end of the season!
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Brobbenham :(
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>>153711823
Simon Jordan is a shiite?
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>>153711935
what happened to newcastle
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Spurs are currently the worst team in the league. We deserve to go down. We are shit and I personally hate a good chunk of our own players. They are cheating the Spurs supporters.
I really think Tudor should consider fielding a team of young players away at Liverpool. If we don't beat Palace at home Tudor will probably be sacked after the trip to Anfield.
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>>153712028
They're shit.
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>>153712086
You will not go down, stop with this stupid shit. You will finish above the relegation zone. You won't be allowed to go down given your size.
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>>153712099
It's over.
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>The Premier League has deleted a social media post it made which appeared to mock Tottenham Hotspur after the club made an official complaint.
>Following Spurs' 2-1 defeat at Fulham on Sunday, the league's X account saw fit to post a video of goalkeeper Vicario launching a free-kick out of play with the captions 'Just how the play was drawn up' and 'An interesting free-kick from Vicario', accompanied by a crying laughing emoji.
>Users were quick to criticise the competition [and] Daily Mail Sport understands officials at Tottenham, who are currently locked in a relegation battle, also raised eyebrows and made their feelings known to league bosses.
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now not even the Premier League can talk about the Ys
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>>153712118
>"uhhh we're slop six you don't get to talk about us this way!!!!!!"
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Imagine if Arsenal had competent attackers. They would be unbeatable.
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>>153712142
this makes Chelsea look so much worse
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>>153712118
antisemitism
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>Arsene's Wenger new offside rule has been APPROVED and will be used in the Canadian Premier League!

>A player will ONLY be offside if he has FULLY passed the last defender, so it won't be decided based on a body part anymore.

>If succesful, the offside rule could change across the entire world from the 2027/28 season on.
Lol..
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>>153712216
>Canadian Premier League
Oh my god that leaf thought we were discussing this league all along.
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>ArseANAL gooners talking about a quadruple
i can't wait for the end of the season LEL
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Yet another big game Gyokeres has ghosted lest we forget
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>>153712118
Insane what they protest about. Worked up an entire online campaign against this one tweet.
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>>153711823
This is great
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>Five of Chelsea's last six defeats in all competitions have come against teams beginning with the letter A: Atalanta, Aston Villa, Fulham, Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal
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>>153712278
>Americans
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>>153712028
Seasonal Eddie Howe Breakdown (SEHB) is a disease that plagues the English football club Newcastle United due to the fact their manager, Eddie Howe, forces the players to train as much as a British soldier back in 1939 for every single weekend which causes the players to end up tired or out injured for several months. Despite knowing the symptoms, the Saudi ownership of Newcastle refuses to change managers because they believe that next season when they somehow get CL football again, Howe will magically stop destroying his players for the sake of playing his suicidal brand of football, only for them to finish 8th-11th again and the cycle starts from 0 again.
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>Liverpool FC is 6th
>They spent £500M in the summer
>Scousers think Slot is a GOAT level manager

They're genuinely the 2nd most low IQ fanbase in the Premier League behind Arsenal.
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> Tottenham Hotspur players face wage cuts if relegated from PL. Most contracts include clauses to lower salary (vast majority by ~50%) in event of going down. Provision placed in all deals under Levy so THFC have some financial protection
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/2028471748992127191
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>>153712388
That's interesting. In FM, the rich clubs never bother adding that clause to contracts.
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>>153712388
Turns out Levy was the only one holding the shit hole together! They deserve this
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>"I’m not sure he’s offside"
t. Champagne Socialist legend Gary "brother of Neville" Neville
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>>153712028
Newcastle's league form is shit every time they're in the CL. It's been made worse this time by having to buy third and fourth choice players in the summer because they couldn't offer the kind of wages other clubs could and because they don't have Murphy using Isak to bail them out in matches this season.
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GB starting off well but as usual losing us when he starts pleading poverty on behalf of The Richest Football Club In The World
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Just took a big stinky scouser on the loo
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>>153712388
>Provision placed in all deals under Levy so THFC have some financial protection
This is why you never fire the Jew
Only a Jew would have thought to add this
I bet most of the players and their agents did not even know this existed


I wonder if they'll finally start getting their act together now
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2 more players are needed for the Chelsea Reds
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>>153712520
This team even has a better manager than the club itself has
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>>153712398
Contracts in rl arent just a paragraph and some sliders though are they
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Canadians are all a bit 'special' really.
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>>153712520
Didn't Maresca show himself the red card?
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>>153706355
Brits are some of the biggest self destructive faggots in the world
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>>153712520
forgot that Liam "Chelsea Flop" Delap got a red LOL
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>>153712216
another foreigner meddling with my beautiful game
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>Arsenal set-piece coach Nico Jover’s contract contains a “set-piece goal bonus” clause.
pathetic club
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>>153712637
Noihing pathetic about that
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>>153712653
vpn off
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>>153711935
It’s a shame the bottom 3 will bail spurs out again
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>Liam can't deflop out my willy any longer because I got it delopped off delap
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>>153712487
Lel
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you lads reckon the WC will revitalise the footy threads on here? matchthreads been fucking dire for a while now
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>>153712118
David's been reporting accounts on Twitter now?
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Manure customers really are proud of immigrants?
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>>153712705
heh
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>>153711379
did he actually say diss

why hire diss retard
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>>153712852
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>>153712118
Other clubs can do that it's no place for the official premier league account to be doing it
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burnley wolves and who goes down
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>>153712852
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sma%C3%AFl_Diss
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>>153712780
>WC
Might not be one lad
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>>153712981
makes me chuckle that infantino bent over backwards to appease trump so the WC can proceed without hindrance and then he bombs iran again
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Regardless of it being chalked off, Arsenal conceded yet another late equaliser. They are shitting themselves as per usual when the going gets tough.
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>>153712981
hope it does go ahead because you just know there'll be a crazy bomb threat
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>>153712520
This is just embarrassing.

>>153712627
First game back after he got injured as well IIRC
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>>153712801
yeah because most of their fans are immigrants
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>>153713011
>Regardless of it being miles offside
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>stop watching football 3 years ago because i was being raped by toil and depression
>stop paying attention to what arsenal are doing even in casual conversations because all they ever did was disappoint me
>come back to this board for the first time in forever and theyre about to win the league and have been contending for a while
yeah i fucked it. do i have to support palace or some other dull club now or can i just hop back on the bandwagon?
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ABAs are just mad there hasn't been a legit league winner since the 2000s
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>>153713053
>ABAs are just mad there hasn't been a legit league winner since the 2000s
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>>153711669
They’re eternally mindbroken!
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>>153713053
The "dive at home for an equaliser penalty vs Portsmouth" trophy is in fact the least impressive PL win of all time.
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>>153711703
Why the fuck is this on cbeebies??? Im supposed to pay for this cunting gvt to shove a closeup of some obese tranny’s pussy into my child’s face. I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say that we need to start killing people in real life at their places of business (jk ofc teehee)
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>>153711823
Ok. I will watch this video
>>153712861
This 'short-term specialist' went mental after the first loss and is just waiting for the sack
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>>153713102
You'll do nothing of the sort.
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>>153713123
You’re right, I will not pay for it
>laughs in firestick
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GB look away!! No crowbarred-in Newcastle picks like how Shearer did for the PL!
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corrrr

fink I lack brain
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>>153713174
>No crowbarred-in Newcastle picks like how Shearer did for the PL!
Your schizophrenia is showing again. Funny that Clinton completely ignored the biggest result of the weekend in Wolves 2-0 Villa.
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>>153713174
have to give it to raya this week, single-handedly kept Chelsea 0.17 goals under their xG
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I'm convinced Dave doesn't exist. I'm a Hull City fan but get regularly called Dave in /epl/ for disagreeing with the local schizos.
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>>153713101
Stay mad. >Ours is gold and yours isn't
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>>153713271
Mate I got called Dave for joking about the Klopp inhalers
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>>153713272
>ours
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>>153713271
>>153713291
Comprehensive Dave Victory.
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>>153713271
>>153713291
nice try dave
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>>153713271
Is this where we share our stories about the /epl/ schizos?

>once called Arsewog for saying I think Rice is a good midfielder
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>>153713271
I'm pretty sure the guy screeching and calling people all these names is a butthurt spurs fan because every time I'd mention spurs being shit (which they objectively are) I'd either get called dave or aw.
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>>153713271
I've been named as a character on multiple occasions as well.

>>153713353
You're part of the problem m8.
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>Uefa has fined Tottenham Hotspur and given them a suspended ban from selling away tickets after three supporters made Nazi salutes towards Eintracht Frankfurt fans.

>The incident occurred during their Champions League fixture - which Spurs won 2-0 - at the German club's Deutsche Bank Park on 28 January.

>Uefa said it issued the ban for "the racist and/or discriminatory behaviour of its supporters" and it was "suspended for a probationary period of one year".

>Tottenham were fined £26,000 (€30,000) by European football's governing body in addition to £1,966 (€2,250) for objects thrown by their supporters.

>Spurs said the "conduct of a small number of fans" was "utterly abhorrent" and have issued them with banning orders.

>"We can confirm that all three individuals found to be making Nazi salutes towards Eintracht Frankfurt fans have been identified and have received indefinite bans under the club's sanctions and banning policy," said Spurs. "The club stands firmly against all forms of discrimination and has therefore taken the strongest possible action. The disgusting behaviour of a minority of so-called fans on the night is in no way reflective of the values of our club and its supporters."

w e w
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>>153713443
Watcha doin rabbi?
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>>153713410
I'm the problem because a special snowflake spurs fan resorts to attacking the posters here rather than addressing the on topic post? Have a day off
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>>153713322
You still don't see the bigger plan

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