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finally Denver not playing like pussies
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Reduce the 65 game rule to 60. 65 is a lot for 2026. The idea of the rule is fine.

Wonder when they will finally decide to cut the 82 game season. I know money and stats but it’s too long. The season drag on too long, back to backs suck, and there are too many injuries. The league would be better with like 5-10 less games.
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>>153687189
They bark a lot but don’t bite/win
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No matter how you look at it the western top 4 teams will deliver kino this year. We can get
1 kd vs the thunder
2 wemby vs sengün
3 jokic vs sengün
4 sga vs jokic mvp showdown
5 wemby vs jokic
6 wemby and his hateboner for chet
10/10.
And then we have LeDiddys annual humiliation ritual and Antman. This is gonna be the best west in years maybe. The entire conference has been kino these last few seasons
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>>153693447
>kd
>sengun
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WEMBVP
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>>153690549
If they cut back like 15 games but turned those games into a true round robin style tournament at a neutral site ala the bubble, which replaced the all star break, but wouldn't affect regular season record, that would keep the game count similar while adding something actually meaningful.
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>>153693453
Rockets can win the west
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>>153693459
>SATX
soulless...
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>>153693466
Rockshits were an offseason meme
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>heat wearing their vice unis and rockets their h-town
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FPT

>>153693303
Series kinda suck. But, yeah, that’s the simplest proposal for cutting games.

Everyone is terrified of making less money but it would solve so many problems. You could eliminate back to backs, you get rid of the lulls about 20 games into the season (which the cup helped) and after about 70. You both reduce injuries and the impact of injuries (as you miss fewer games). They could even get tougher on teams about resting stars.

Wonder if they’ll do it at the same time as expansion? Lots of options - 31 games home and away then 5 games home and away on 6 team divisions for 72. 31 games home and away then 3x2 games home and away games in 4 team divisions for 74. I know it’s long been rumoured a cut in games is built into the NBA broadcast contracts.
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>>153693503
>Miami vice
>Glorifying sin
we're in Babylon...
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>>153693535
they're gonna do it as soon as lebron retires so his LeLongevity stats get locked in as unattainable
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REED
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>>153693463
The problem is if you introduce an entirely separate tournament then teams would treat it as a joke and rest guys. They did a good job making the games doubly meaningful imo. They could prob get away with taking the semis out of the league record though,
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how does kon do it
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I luv Houston Rockets' Reed Sheppard
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>>153693580
Yeah you're right. If >>153693535 is you I like those recs. In the end though it's on the players to care and bring it every night. The load management shit is getting out of control.
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>>153693586
Plays the game the right way
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>>153693586
He’s scrappy
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>>153693586
he's a real gym rat
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>>153693586
unironically playing in his dads adult league as a jr highschooler.
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Durant is holding the Rockets back. They had about the same record last year without him, and his stagnant 'unc ball' is putting the Rockets behind the modern NBA game, stunting their young guys development and experience in a true motion offense.
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Herro absolutely brought up KDs burner
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Whats /nba/'s ideological position with respect to Jim Rome, The Jungle, the clones and the smackoff? Do you rate Sean the cablanasian?
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Durant gonna cry racism
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kevin durant and tyler herro getting into it, double t's
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>>153693718
In 2019~2020 I listened to a lot of Jim Rome during my work commute before COVID hit. Haven't listened to him since.
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Herro yaps the most of any player with no post season success
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>>153693696
They’re really missing Jalen Green’s efficiency imo
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>First team
SGA Jokic Wemby Cade Luka
>Second team
Maxey, Donovan, Kawhi, Ant, Brown
>Third team
Scottie, Brunson, Harden, KD, Booker
Did I forget anyone?
HM: Duren, Sengün and Murray
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Reed's just not a pg
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Motherfuck the Houston Rockets
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>>153693744
I know you're being sarcastic. They did need to move on from Green, but not for Durant, and they should have kept Brooks. Losing Brooks in the trade and then FVF to injury cooked them. They also need a new coach with a real modern offensive system: ~50 wins with Ime is about this teams peak. But Sheppard should be unleashed like what Kon is doing, and there is not reason in the right system that Jabari can't be like Brandon Miller.
But adding Durant wsn't going to change anything. They weren't going anywhere with Durant, it was a nuetral move to most outside observers and a negative move to me. I'd of maybe tried to get someone like Porzingus or Garland for Green or Sengun. I think Sengun is overrated because he can't really shoot and can't play D. They just needed to re-imagine the whole team, they were never "one Durant away from a ring". Did they even watch the Suns the last few years?
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>>153693696
I feel like besides Reed and VanVleed he is the only good shooter tho
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>>153693796
I should also mention Thomson is someone they should have sold high on: he's never going to be a shooter yet they keep convincing themselves one day he's going to turn into Jaylon Brown. What we're seeing right now is his peak, this is it. And it's a slightly better offensive Tony Allen.
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Guys whats mccain doing here?
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>>153693718
i hate him so fucking much. makes my blood boil
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>>153693848
Kek
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>>153693848
I thought Jokic was gonna nut up and dominate the game after this but he just continued to shit his pants even after Dort got tossed
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>>153693848
zesty
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>>153693799
They needed to get rid of the non shooters for shooters. Thomson and Eason are redundant and one or imo both needed to go. Same with Sengun. Build up the young guys instead of rarely playing them: Reed is only getting the minutes he deserves this year because Fred is hurt. The coaching staff demoralizes Jabari instead of raising him up. This current team would have been really good in like 2008-2014 but not in the current league. They're like 15 years behind in their team building philosophy. Same with the Magic.
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Are they about to turn off the game I'm watching to show a Trump video
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>>153693718
Jim Rome is the Doug Tracht of sports talk radio
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>>153693924
They'll probably do picture in picture
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>>153690549
the playoffs need to be reduced to 8 teams total best of 3 first round best of 5 finals half the fucking league going to the playoffs is a joke
and yes LeBum did this
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>Luka turns 27 today
He is 1 year from entering what should be his 5 year peak and hes fat as fuck, grim
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THE BLAZERS JUST SEEM LOST AND ADRIFT WITHOUT DENI

LOSING TO CHARLOTTE BY 20 EVE&DOE KNUPPLE COULDN'T CONNECT FROM 3?
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Darryn Peterson is so bad whoever takes him before Boozer deserves to be fired
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HANG DORT

>HANG DORT

HANG DORT

>HANG DORT

HANG DORT

>HANG DORT

HANG DORT

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HANG DORT

>HANG DORT

HANG DORT

>HANG DORT

HANG DORT
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......
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>>153693734
>>153693859
>>153693940
not his real name btw
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Who is zestier, Clinton or McCain?
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FIRE SILVER

>FIRE SILVER

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>>153694021
Van Smack is just a nickname
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>>153693796
It’s just a weird roster full of players with limitations, even before injuries, coupled with a coach that struggles with offence anyway. I get why they went with KD as he can at least provide some offence.

If only Thompson could play make or had a jumper.

Sengun is the Rockets best player by fucking miles. The Heat are basically triple teaming him in the high post rn.
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Sixers will sweep the Pistons if they match up. They cant do shit to emGOD
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>>153694047
shut up bitch
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>>153694054
Sengüns box score stats are nerfed by injuries and his gravity but getoffmydickerson is still better
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>>153694131
funniest thing ive heard all day. duren and beef stew gonna frustrate that nigga. if they don’t get suspended
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>>153693848
Jokic/Denver bros I feel like something cracked last night, I don't remember seeing him like this
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>>153694194
Cant blame him for chimping out because of lu dirts antics and his pathetic I DIDNT DO ANYTHING act afterwards. Dunno why hes seething at the blasian guy though
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>>153694194
it's reasonable for Dort's dirty ass. Dude needs to get heem'd. You'd think memphis would have done it when he pulled that shit with way higher stakes
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>>153694194
OKC gave him his 2 worst shooting nights of the year, he's always in his feelings when he plays them.
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Sengun needs to realise he can’t be the focal point of the offence when he’s being swarmed by 3 guys in the high post.

>>153694143
Fair enough. I guess I’m trying to say that is the core of the franchise and is their only unmovable player as, ultimately, KD is 37
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>>153694233
Ive been waiting for years for someone to clock his dirty ass
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are the rockets really having trouble handling the stupid ass miami heat?
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>>153694194
He would've Morris'd him but Dort wisely got the fuck out of the way
>>153694143
Jokic isn't angry at Williams, but Williams is protecting his teammate and has Jokic by the jersey so Jokic is funneling all of his Dort anger toward him
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>>153694392
Damn poor guy had to take the heat
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Well even if you factor in gravity shitgoon is fucking ASS
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Rockets should get Mike Malone and ship out KD the minute the season ends
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVPE-kqEUEV/

do you agree /nba/? has the mamba mentality been replaced with the liu mentality?
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>>153693964
NBA players are elite until age 38 now.
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>>153694532
they aint elite, the up and coming players are just too weak and zesty to destroy them
they should be going hard at these old men nonstop making them cry and quit, but they just jack up 3s instead.
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lol sengun just got dropped on his ass by seb larsson
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>>153694798
>seb larsson
Sunderland legend
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Mr steal your girl.
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>>153694844
Nordic stare
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>>153694844
rape*
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>Kansas whoops Arizona without Darren Peterson
>2nd game played he chucks his team out of the game as they lose by 20

He's simply not a passer so he needs to be paired with a good playmaker. And I don't think he'll develop like ANTMAN
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Is there a better young trio?
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>>153694895
His handle is pretty loose too, so he isn't a good driver which is why he settles for a lot of middies
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>>153694909
spurs
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niggas got a problem, Houston
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whats next for rui hachimura
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>>153694947
Solving Japan's birthrate crisis
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>amen thompson 6-12 from the free throw line
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>>153694924
Lol no.
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>>153694920
That said Dybantsa does the same thing
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It's almost March, frens.
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Sengun is a sabonis clone and Amen is an oversold role player who will put somebody over the top in 5 years
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WIGGINS AND 1
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>>153694999
'zona winning it all. Hail Krivas.
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>>153694999
Race of the middle girl?
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damn, wiggins left the game to get stiches in his mouth and now he's playing clutch basketball.. he beat the allegations
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>>153695050
Quadroon
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>>153695050
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toby_Fournier
Personal life

Fournier's mother, Anais Granofsky, is an actress and screenwriter known for the Degrassi television franchise.[2] Fournier is of one-quarter African-American descent through her maternal grandmother, Jean. Her maternal great-grandfather, Phil Granovsky, was one of the original members of the Toronto Raptors ownership group.[1]
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I didn't know Spencer Jones even played last night. Bro came in, immediately got a foul drawn on him by Shai, an then got benched the rest of the game kek.
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das rite
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>>153695080
>>153695082
kek
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a lot of rockets games seem to have gone horribly wrong in the 4th quarter this season
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>>153695082
>Canadian
wtf I love her now???
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>>153695050
100% irish
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>>153695091
The one on the right looks exactly like this quadroon girl I know irl
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What are the equivalent of these two team wise
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>>153695186
Lakers wizards
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>>153695186
Deni Avidya and Ty Jerome
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>>153695104
They're one of the worst 4th quarter teams on the league. Only the sixers in the 3rd quarter is as bad.
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lmao rockets actually lost to the stupid ass miami heat who have nobody on their team
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>>153695082
>2014
>At 14, Toby Fournier is a viral dunking sensation – and one of Canada’s most exciting young basketball players
>The most exciting young basketball player in the country just might be an eighth-grade girl who can dunk.
>Toby Fournier, who recently turned 14, is 6 foot 2 and still growing. She wears size 12½ custom Nikes. She has a wingspan of six feet four inches. She first picked up a basketball only two years ago.
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KD can't win with these cats
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>>153695331
Black queen
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>>153695331
Canada's creatures have nothing on midwestern big nose girls
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>>153695050
African, Jewish Russian, Jewish Polish, French
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>>153695331
>she stopped growing at 6'2 at age 14
damn. atleast it got her a duke full ride.
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>>153695376
6'2" is huge even for the WNBA.
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>>153695331
Tall women will never be attractive

Short women = feminine
Tall white women = masculine
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I’m trying to think of a comparison for thr Thompson twins. Guards who are in the 0.01% of NBA athleticism and can defend but can’t shoot or play make at all

Players so dependent of their athleticism that an injury could kill their careers and thry’ll ne out of the league by 30
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If Jokic gets raped by Gobert tomorrow, it might be time to retire
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What Rudy Gobert is to DPOY, Jokic is to MVP
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browns are always coming up with new ways to insult joker
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>browns are always coming up with new ways to insult joker
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>>153693848
Not only are whites taking over the nba, but the blacks are painting their nails KWAB
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>>153695489
Allah wont let that happen
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>>153695543
Whites “taking over the game” in a loss to a guy with painted nails
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>>153695597
the thunder have more whites on their team than denver
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In hindsight Jokic is extremely lucky that dort decided to be a retarded thug because it eclipsed his awful game and OT choke
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>>153695607
jokic hasnt been efficient since coming back from injury
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>>153695604
So let me get this straight, a black guy can fuck a white girl and the baby is “white”. That’s the only way for white boys to take over the NBA
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>>153695626
his dad looks italian
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>>153695617
He's been a TO machine and started chucking like Luka. Which is weird bevause he's usually extremely good at keeping the ball and taking only the best % shots
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>>153694034
holy shit lmaooo is that real?
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>>153695626
Chet and Caruso are OKC’s second and third best players. Mr brightskin is fourth
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>>153695626
Manu Ginobli was darker than IHart
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>>153695424
Nothing wrong with masculine women. They're hotter in lots of cases than the 5'4 chunguses you simp over.
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>>153695661
His turnover increase has been pretty minuscule, the issue is that his shooting touch is clearly a bit off, it’s completely thrown off his scoring because he’s so dependent on touch shots
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>>153695716
He has had several awful turnovers in clutch games, doesn't matter vs the wizards but it's an awful look
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>>153695716
no its his lack of wanting to get physical and take it to the rim. He's just settling gor 3's and missing. His 2 point % has still been good. It's his 3's that has tanked his efficiency
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>>153695744
Yeah I've noticed he isn't banging in the paint nearly as much as he used to. He did it to Chet but struggled with hart
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>>153695760
its because he doesnt want to re-injure his knee and hurt is wrist even more. So now you get a compromised joker who just wants to shoot 3's
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Which team will KD destroy next?
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>>153695770
At this point they might just need to accept a lower seed and bubble wrap him to the playoffs. Val has been trash so he can play himself into form as punishment
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>>153695736
>>153695744
Stats pre and post injury. The main issue is clearly the shooting touch at all levels, even free throws have gone down noticeably. I’ve seen it, he’s been missing basic push shots that are usually automatic
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>>153695776
BHM Jarrett Allen > Jokic
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>>153695776
Prime Embiid gets this call
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>>153695810
joker playing keeps val more fresh, if that means anything at all. But yea, I think he should be on a minutes restriction for real. They always say he's on one, but then he's playing 35+ minutes. Cap him at 26 and leave it at that. Who cares if you end up with the 6 seed
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>>153695825
>those cats can't win with you
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>>153695829
you know whats hilarious? Those are still great numbers on the right kek
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>>153695841
Have you watched Val recently? He's been trash to the point Nnaji should have been subbed in. Obviously no watson to help cover the bench on D but he can't make a floater to save his life. -21 last night
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>>153695825
Hero gets bitches. Durant doesnt. Hero knows this.
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>>153695856
Yeah I mean the floor is pretty high with him
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>>153695810
>>153695841
Val is unplayable vs good teams, which in hindsight should have been obvious
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>>153695880
youre gonna have to use him though to keep joker rested until he's healed
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>>153695829
You can blame the injury, but the Nuggets schedule was also much easier at the beginning of the year. His stats and efficiency were never going to stay that high when the only good team he played was the Wolves.
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>>153695880
I think losing the bench minutes was expected but whenever he starts the 4th or whatever they have a guaranteed run it's putrid
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>>153695900
>he had an easy road to the title
>he had an easy schedule this year
saar
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>>153695918
Both true my good pajeet. Now do the needful and give me some google play cards.
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>>153695933
>dunking on your own people like this
bloody benchod ancestors are rolling in their grave, vikram
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>>153695900
The stats on the left are much closer to the precedent he’s set over the past many years than those on the right. Whatever the cause is, there’s clearly something off with his touch beyond muh strength of schedule
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>>153695895
much more likely that they're banking on AG at the 5 when it matters or straight up 40+ min Jokic games. This whole situation is sort of working out as well as it could. They succeeded at improving regular season depth which let them survive major injuries, but that depth might not matter for the playoffs
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>>153695939
I'm sorry for your loss suhkdeep. Now put the food in the bag and make me my chai latte.
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>>153695946
his numbers on the right look like his 2020 numbers where he finished 9th in mvp voting
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>>153695969
>self hating indian
I may have underestimated you, veejay
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>>153695951
>AG at 5
He's going to die
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I always find it funny how whenever Jokic stats playing poorly Nugget fans will always start bringing up the same non-existent wrist injury he's been suffering with for years. Luka-tier excuses.
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>>153695951
>>153695989
just aim for the 5 seed and pray you match up with the lakers
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>>153695997
Jokic's knee is the issue, patel
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>>153695641
shout out mike tirico
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>>153695825
lmao he got on kdickeron's nerves bad, kd chimped out like a bitch, wonder what he said to get kd to lose his shit like that
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>>153696002
OKC vs the timberwolves seeding is very possible and that'd be a huge win for everybody else. Wolves can at least take them to 6 and tire them out
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>>153696094
im sick of the twolves getting to the wcf only to get blown out once theyre there. Buffalo bills tier team
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>>153696094
wolves are too low iq of a team to challenge okc in a series
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>>153696002
Lakers are falling to the playin, which means OKC in the first round gets a free sweep
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>>153696108
They wont win but can make it a challenge. They've had their number a lot more than they seemed to last year
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>>153696142
I dont think silver allows that
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Go woofs!
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>>153696094
That would leave Denver against the Spurs, which would be a sweep for the latter lol
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>>153696186
Last time they played was in November and denver lost by 3 without AG and before watson broke out lol
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>>153696208
You think that's the same as Spurs missing Wemby and Castle? Really?
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spurs are winning the title this year. or the celtics
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>>153696231
Vassel went insane that night. What's wembys record vs the nuggets btw? Winning right?
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Suns are winning it all I'm afraid
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>>153696296
oh it must be
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>>153696296
2 - 4 , and Castle is 1 - 1. If you want to pretend that Wemby 2 years ago is the same player as this season then I think you'll be in for a surprise. Aaron Gordon and Peyton Watson aren't gonna help against the best defensive player in the league and a top 5 perimeter defender.
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You now remember Wemby coming back from down near 20 and cucking the Nuggets out of the first seed in 2024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuRP6A1iJkE
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>>153696357
>>153696380
relax ranjeet
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>>153696389
shh suhkdeep.....it'll all be over soon.....
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>>153696357
Okay but nothing indicates it'd be a sweep like you say. You don't think the nuggets can take at least 2 off wembanana and "guys who can't shoot"?
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>>153696404
cute
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remember when this guy got a dei crybaby mvp
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chuck is based
>I find it funny how the media turned on luka
he knows klutch's reach
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Do you think Jokic is only playing rn so he qualifies for post season awards? He’s clearly not right.
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Sorry for the extremely late reply, i was asleep yesterday. I've never used it, i only looked it up after you asked.

You can try to right click > save video as/download video, or if that doesn't work, then use a video downloader extension on firefox
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>>153696466
I think so. I also think jokici n his current state still helps his team, and he knows it. You dont want to give valencunas more minutes
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>>153696480
The team was doing fine without him
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Who was the role player here?
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>>153696488
fine? sure, but theyre still better with jokic
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>>153696030
Streets is sayin he brought up the burners
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KD lowkey seems to be becoming more and more unstable. We might be about to witness another Aaron Hernandez situation
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>>153696465
ESPN doesn't put Inside on since they call out Lebron and Klutch.
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wow the inside the nba guys are really going hard after deandre ayton
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Rockets fucking suck why dont they have a pg? Manleet got injured in offseason they had half a year to find someone
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>>153695331
>size 12 1/2 nikes
bros... is it bad if a girl has bigger feet than you?
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>>153696576
Depends on your fetishes
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White Ohtani finna spank Puka Donkirk tonite
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What does their mother look like
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>>153696621
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>>153696621
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It's the Warriors Lebron recruitment game. Will Draymond tryhard to impress senpai or will he go easy to show subservience?
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for the love of god let this be the last season where they pretend that warriors/lakers is a big draw
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>>153696641
zero chins in this image
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>>153696656
draymond is a very selective bitch so he'll go the submissive route with lebron
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>>153696576
i'm self conscious about size 10s. i feel getting footmogged by a woman is worse than heightmogged
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triple chocolate layer cake
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Alperen Sengun today:
13 points
6 rebounds
3 assists
2 steals
6/14 FGM
4 turnover
4 personal fouls
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>>153696707
I wear a size 10.5 and im 6ft flat. I've had 2 girls tell me I have small feet
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>>153696737
>little jokic
he's not even half of current hobbled jokic
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>No Steph
finally a team rested against my Lakies
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>>153696707
>>153696738
It's so bad when you're at someones house for a gathering and your little size 10 ASICs are getting brvtally mogged. a girl asked me if I was stealing her 12 year old brother's shoes.
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Why do you guys constantly invent new insecurities. I sometimes don't even shower before parties and I'm 5'8". Nobody cares
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>>153696621
Bloatic
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bruh these teams are ASS
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melton missed a shot at the rim 3 possesions in a row bro I know Posz and Draymond are crying after setting him up for that shit
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>>153696722
Queens
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>>153696738
Anon, asking for science, is it true that penis size associated with the feet size?
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Unrivaled playoffs are on if you're not in the mood for Silver's Fanduel project.
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>>153696845
I will never care about dykeball no matter how much you shill it.
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>Iran officially announced the supreme leaders death
keeeeeeek they whacked that nigga
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>Picnic in the Park in 2026
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I wonder which one of us anons has a head that's closest in size to an official Wilson ball
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>>153696869
Another win for Jewish basketball
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>>153696869
Starting a war during Ramadan is so ironic
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>>153696737
Hes been so bad lately. He was in top 10 talks for a while, now its just disappointment after disappointment from him. Trash player nowadays but in his defense he gets clogged everywhere he goes
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the warriors really play a lot of bad basketball
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>>153696907
The Kev experience.
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>Lakies vs Warriors
No Curry, but they have Pat. So Lakies still gotta play serious if they want to win
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come on jj just do the full white guy lineup u pussy
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oh right the warriors traded for porzingis
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LeTurnover
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imagine blaming dominayton when these are his teammates
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the wizards crowd is the blackest i've ever seen
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>>153696845
I wish some random amateur organization made a female basketball league that would mimic the wnba but in this one the girls were all playing with booty shorts and bikinis and then this league would become more popular than the wnba and would mog it so bad that they would have to force every girl in the wnba to also wear booty shorts and bikinis when they play
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the wizards need to be fined for tanking

>winning the whole game
>take all your starters out the whole 4th quarter
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>>153697072
True. Find the D1 kweens who couldn't make it to Istanbul and have them put away their pride wearing Nike Pros in 3 on 3
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>>153697033
Poz gravity elite
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>>153696722
I like Reese, but for me it's whoever is on the right
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>sephora center in miami
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>>153696722
>>153697119
Sudden urge for a tall 24oz glass of chocolate milk
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Got outrebounded by Pat Spencer
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>>153697037
Chocolate city
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Lakers defense makes me wanna cry...
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>>153697072
Gilbert Arenas was onto something
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Lebron James at halftime
>17 mins
>20 pts
>7-10 fg
>4-4 3pt
>4 rebs
>4 asts
>2 tovs
>1 stl
>+20
Looking really good today
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im not a podz hater but that boy got the loudest bricks ive ever seen
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>>153697286
Warriors have no one to match up with him defensively with these 4 guard lineups.
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>>153697301
True dat
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>>153697286
Aside from the post up where he got the shit blocked out of him and looked like he was 70 years old.
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>Lakers up by 18
>Still getting outplayed somehow
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>deandre jordan as a starting center in 2026
The pelicans aren't even tanking the fucj are they doing lol
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I hope wizards fans have properly appreciated their team losing because soon Adam Silver is going to end tanking and then the wizards will be forced to watch their team win games
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It's coming home
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>>153697332
Lakers derrangement syndrome got this thread more insane than usual
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>warios
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>>153697336
He's been doing his job in his limited minutes. Rebounding well and protecting the rim and making easy shots.
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>>153696626
holy kek
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>>153696641
If that guy on the right can become the NBA goat then I can too, give me a foot in height and I'm in
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>Shaq downplaying any team that isn't top 5 so he doesn't have to know anything to do his job
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>>153697286
They say he’s the all time greatest
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lmao lebron is so pissed at ayton
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so where does DominAyton go to revive his career after leaving these gloryhogging chuckers? I'm thinking chi-town
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>>153697301
they have gaymond who is allegedly the best defender of all time
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Oooo nice no dip three by AR
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Redpill me about Gui
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2k has angel reese snatch blocking my lebron
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It's so funny how the warriors commentators act like 15 mil is a huge deal even though they're technically correct as it's definitely life changing money. The huge nba contracts these days have really skewed my perspective on money
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yall watching washed up shitters while I'm watching Ace chuck
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Was caught up in the nfl and Olympics, are my pacers making the playoffs this year?
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>>153697801
Bad news is no. Good news is you'll get AJ/Boozer/Peterson in the draft
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what can we do to get this guy waived?
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>steph curry blatantly lying about his injury
LMFAO
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>>153697827
>warriors are going to tank one of the last seasons with Curry in order to draft .5% better
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>gotatimeoutdecidenottouseit BANG BANG
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>>153697843
if curry tells silver it's going to be his final year he'll rig the draft for them
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Draymond with the clutch 3 to cut the lead to 30
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Pau Gasol without facial hair looks so weird
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My wife does not love me
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which player is going to farm their meaningless heckin trippie dubbie or maybe none of them will
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>>153697892
She won’t let me touch her
Except for footrubs
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>>153697827
remember when he "broke his hand" for wiseman
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>>153697892
Stop posting here Steph
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>>153697892
Why can't you do this in /cric/ or something.
We are already a dying gen. Leave us alone to smolder.
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why's ESPN putting the NBA's rival clips inside of the gamecast
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>>153697909
All gens are dying since the captcha actually blocks bots for now
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>>153697918
The new captcha to me is easier than text or photos, however the second most recent one with stars and spikes I could not solve.
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the new captcha broke kuroba idk what to do
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>Captcha is becoming more and more like iq test
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>>153697961
Can't do this 5 spikes shit when driving a bus full of kids. fucking infuriating
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>>153697948
update the app
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>>153697854
He should. The warriors should get 1-3 in this draft. Curry is the best most exciting player in history, fuck being fair, give him a team.
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>>153696845
They really put Lexie and Paige on the same team
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>>153698009
no. lexie on Rose with Angel Reese.
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>>153697980
I used to post here while driving until I had a fender bender
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>>153697948
I post using ex-beta v1.3.37
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>>153697994
Wait, you guys are using an app?
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I wonder how Kevin Love feels playing with those young bums
Must be reminiscent of playing for Kurt Rambis
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>>153698023
I really love how well your Hornets have been doing LaMelo
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>>153698024
Okay based. Test post
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>>153698071
https://github.com/K1rakishou/Kuroba-Experimental-beta/releases
Get the APK.
Bueckers Bless.
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>>153698144
Thanks based anon. I once used the app on google play, but it only worked half the time, so I've been using the browser version all this while kek
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>>153698295
I'm having trouble how to find the "My Posts" section on this new version. Feel like a retard. It used to be right at the bottom of the screen.
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> Tiffany Mitchell and other former South Carolina women’s basketball players stuck in Israel amid strikes
>South Carolina women’s basketball coach Dawn Staley said Saturday that the university is working to bring three former women’s basketball players, including Wnba veteran Tiffany Mitchell, home from Israel as joint missile strikes by the United States and Israel against Iran continued.
It's the Morey China situation all over again
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>>153698530
Is Pat Bev still there?
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BREAKING NEWS: AMARE STOUDEMIREBERG HAS BEEN KILLED IN ISRAEL
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>paige bueckers has been nuked in israel
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>BREAKING NEWS: Kyrie Irving convinced Israel is a conspiracy theory

Wtf
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That pool player was terrible. I’d beat her easily
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>Iran attacked Jordan
LeBron would never
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>>153698924
The FROZEN one can't even attack Jordan, I mean, what are we even talking about here?! What are the blind witnesses even talking about?!
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>>153698924
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I’m just gonna say it, Clint capela was a good player
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>>153699351
Prime Clint cleared Ayton
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The American negro is not psychologically prepared to deal with non American whites
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>>153699634
Nobody was scared of this performative bawb
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i knew the lakers season was doomed the second lebron opted in (>westbrick part deux) but i was hoping i'd be wrong
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>>153699648
t.
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>>153699634
Nikola 'wish-a-nigga-would' Jokic
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>>153699723
>waited until his back was turned
He ain't like that
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>>153699648
Dort certainly was
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>>153699787
>bringing up ancient arguments
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Serious question why doesnt somebody end lu dorts career like jokic ended markeef morriss
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>>153700228
Because they aren't little bitches
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>>153697948
Oh my gawd....
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thinking about meyers leonard
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>>153699804
Was he? He hip checked Jokic and Jokic didn’t do anything about it but make a funny face
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>this large 18 year old person who is incredibly good at basketball couldn't possibly succeed in the NBA since he's not a shifty little guard
Why are NBA fans like this
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*goes to see what real human beans are discussing
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>>153699634
eastern europeans are the "niggers" of whites
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>>153701206
LeBron is better at 41 than Jordan was at 30
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>LeBitch James
> “I’m comfortable with every shot I take. I could shoot 0.0% from 3 and I’ll believe I’ll make the next one. Been playing ball my whole life. Not much of a numbers guy to be honest.”

>Not much of a numbers guy
LMFAO this guy is a pathological liar
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>S
Pistons Spurs Thunder
>A
Celtics Cavaliers Rockets Nuggets
>B
Wolves Knicks
>C
Rest, doesnt matter 99% of the time
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>>153696474
thanks again anon
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>>153701591
C stands for Charlotte cause Knipple is currently unstoppable. 44% from 3 with 8 attempts per game and only getting better by the day. Hornets are the 9th seed and only 3 games away from the 6th seed. Smelltics and Detoilet are literally shitting their pants right now LMAO
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>>153701864
I fully agree, i forgot about them
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That’s why Jordan is my GOAT
LeBitch could never
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>>153701095
>his daddy played for Duke
>his daddy's career flourished in Utah
We all know where this is going.
Utah selects Cameron boozer in the first round
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>sga
>Dort
>Dillion Brooks

I think it's time we address the Canada question
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>>153702172
Utah is not getting a top pick after all of their charades
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you know what weapschizo
I respect your white boy a little now
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>>153687114
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>>153702405
Who says Boozer will be a top pick?
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Useless wigger bum
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Da Bulls :)
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>>153701029
He literally turned tail and ran when Jokic tried to get in his face.
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>>153702981
he is a vegan, thats why he is so wimpy. dude could be one of the best players in the nba, but instead he choses to ruin his body by eating the east asian estrogen bean instead of steak and eggs
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None of the other MVP candidate level players are subject to the kind of dirty tactics Jokic is put through. Reffies protect SGA, Wemby, Cade, etc as well as letting them get away with all sorts of their own dirty play. Really shows how much higher a level of player Jokic is than the rest.
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>>153703228
eggs are nasty so I dont eat them.
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>>153703307
None of the other MVP candidates flop on contact like Jokic
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>>153703307
None of the other MVP candidates have made a career out of shoving and elbowing like chokic has. He gets what he deserves.
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>>153702405
Atlanta or something will get the top pick and waste it on Cam Tho- I mean Darryn Peterson.
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>>153703379
>None of the other MVP candidates have made a career out of shoving and elbowing like chokic has.
Giannis
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>>153703481
true, u right
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>chokic
“how did you know I’m black/brown”
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I need some player props to bet today.
I need some longshot locks to win some money back.

Give me your picks for the day /nba/. Let's see how good you are.
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>>153703766
you're already banned from the league, jontay
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>>153703624
blacks and browns are the only true thinkers and ball knowers. Y'all just see chokic do anything and start doing tricks on it.
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Jokic had a +15 in that game against the thunder
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>>153703918
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>>153703918
Blacks I get but what brown-coded race is good at basketball?
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>>153704070
none. they just adopt the blacks as their self inserts
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>>153703946
He really has no help
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>>153703918
There's a laundry list of black players who sing his praises. The blackest man in the league loves him lmao. Only your schizo, race-addled brain thinks otherwise
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>>153703918
BAWBs hated this one
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>>153704123
jokic got belted by SGA and your still ass mad about it, BAWB.
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>>153704141
Lol I like SGA even if his whistle is ridiculous, try again
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>>153703946
He tried statpadding in the non-Shai minutes, it was pathetic. Chucked his team out of the game in OT against OKC's bench
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>>153704123
say whatever you want, I remember when they screamed for embiid to win mvp, and how they were saying shai shouldve won in 2024
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>>153704123
>There's a laundry list of black players who sing his praises. The blackest man in the league loves him lmao
Not really. Guys like KD only give him praise publicly while shit talking him in private, while others like ANT only talk him up during wins so he himself can be seen as superior for beating him. Meanwhile, true ball knowers like only considers him a good offensive player, but nowhere close to Giannis or SGA.
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>>153704185
At this point just run an ai with your anti jokic talking points because you're getting cyclical
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>>153704223
>true ball knowers like
Wemby
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>>153703918
>blacks and browns
>and browns

why do brownoids always try to insert themselves into every convo ? the NBA is like 75% black and 0% brown. Black men are known for BBC 's brown men are known for SBC's

I always laugh when i read stupid shit like this. Brown guys are closer to east asians than to black guys
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>>153704223
Brother when Bird and Magic at one point say you're the best (at the time), it's over. He's got tons of contemporaries who say he's the hardest to guard. Show me anyone else Ant sings praises about like that win or lose. KG is assmad and had to be checked by TMac lol
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>>153704414
And before I hear some insane cope like "Magic only said that because Jokic fried the Lakers in B2B playoffs", you're actually gonna argue against one of the all-time greats as a nonballknower? Your blind hatred is wild
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>>153704509
We already saw what Magic knew about hoop when he was GM and the team became successful immediately after his departure. Now Larry knows about ball
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Knicks court is fucking disgusting why do they keep shitting these up
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We asked wemby to create a shot
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>>153701095
Had fewer aura moments in high school so he cant be better
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>>153701095
>blocks your path to the #1 pick
heh...nothing personal...kid....
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man wtf are the spurs doing?
they literally took out all their starters and let the knicks get back in the game

fucking put castle back in, this is embarrassing.
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All the media constantly talk about how MSG has insane aura and all the players are shit scared to play there. But I wonder if that’s even still true. I mean I remember it used to be true(I think), or at least I believed it back then. But the Knicks aren’t a scary team, and haven’t been. The crowd seems “eh”. What do you guys think
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>>153705309
There's big aura at MSG. It's a rowdy stadium too, with a rowdy, chaotic energy. I think it or Philly have the best arena's and craziest fans in the NBA.
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>>153705300
7th or 8th best white in this years draft IMO
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>>153705348
He'll definitely be a lottery pick, probably top 8, he's like a better, more athletic Franz Wagner
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>>153705424
A better, more athletic Franz Wagner is like a perennial All-star.
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>spurms
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spur offense is not gonna hold up in the yoffs
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Pretty clear the Knicks are the spurs kryptonite. We also outplayed them during the cup. Wemby is lucky he won’t see us until the finals, if he even makes it that far.
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>spam 3s
>miss 3s
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Spurs somewhat lucky to only trail by -10
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>>153705471
Indeed it is
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>>153705518
>>153705529
the only reason the spurs are down is because of shitty coaching
the starters were up 12, castle had brunson locked down & Johnson sits everyone that is on fire. then the knicks go on multiple runs against harper, kornet & keldon johnson & the coach just calls a timeout during the 2nd one and doesnt put any starters back in.

if he had kept up the pressure it wouldn't be close

watch what happens when the starters are back out to start the 3rd, Champagnie & Vassell are hitting 3's, & Castle has Brunson locked down.
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>>153705611
Life ain't fair bros
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Spurs winning this game regardless
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>can'tpagnie
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I just can’t take KAT seriously at all. When he tries to amp things up or act serious I just laugh
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Why did Socchan go to the Knicks he’s not getting any playing time
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>>153705973
Knicks are playing keep away
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>>153705973
it was a calculated risk for exposure on a big market contender. He probably should have gone to the clippers or lakers
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dear mitch johnson, please bench keldon johnson and bring in champagnie
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Wembanyamas best scoring game in a while will be a loss. Is there a deep lesson in there?
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Sheesh wemby poster

Still losing though
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>>153706114
That the refs are allowing the Knicks to murder the Spurs every possesion? Cause that's the lesson I'm taking away
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>>153706114
teammates are letting him down especially the guards
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>>153706114
that mitch johnson is a terrible, dei-hire coach shitting up a dream team finding new, innovative ways to lose
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>area 51
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>>153706114
the lesson is that the guards devolved back to their previous season, and therefore the Spurs are back to their previous season level

collective sport, can't win alone
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>Victurnover Wembanyama
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Wembanyama was helping keep it within 10, minute he sat down the game is over
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mitch johnson is absolute dogshit
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This is how we do it
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>>153705645
this guy doesn't know ball
Knicks are good. People just don't want to admit it.
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>>153706132
you sound like a nuggets fan.
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Wemby struggles against physically imposing centers like KAT. Prime Shaw would have folded him in half banging in the post.
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wembitch stat padding massively but still putting up a -15 box +- which is the only stat that truly counts. his team is getting wreck'd and it's his fault. game would be close if kornet had gotten the start
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>>153706397
shaq was nearly as tall and probably 80lbs heavier. He would have backed wemb down every play.
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As great as his defense is, Wembys offense is VERY overrated. I dont think hes a top 5 offensive center.
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JEWISH BASKETBALL IS ON THE PRECIPICE OF COMMENCEMENT IN BROOKLYN NEW YORK

THE MANHATTAN KNICKERGOYS AND VICTOR WEMBGOYAMA ARE NOT JEWISH AND AREN'T EVEN TRULY BASKETBALL EITHER
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Lemon Pepper Wings
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it's never been more over
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DeAaron Fox is not that good of a basketball player.
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Spurs simply outplayed and out hustled today.
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spurs out in the first round.
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spurs give up like the bitch sissies they are
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Larry and suzie at the game
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my wolvies are plying the nuggets tonight. randle was questionable (backspasms) but is active and starting

both teams have an identical record with the nuggets being 3-0 ahead in the season series

let's go wolves
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Knickerbocker seems to just have SA's number.
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Diawara is better than Wemby and Kel’el Ware
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no way the wolves get swept. Nugget slide continues
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>>153705339
The Knicks Sixers series a couple seasons ago had great atmosphere, and I want the sequel this year
The schadenfreude of whoever this time will be even more entertaining
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Jokic playing like shit
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Chokic already stinking up the floor. Dort broke him mentally.
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>Burke on commentary
i shant be watching
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TRIPLE DOUBLE FOR JOKIC
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Making us listen to Doris for wolves/ nuggs, we need regime change
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Why can’t the spurs beat my Knick ?
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>>153706811
Wemby can’t stop beefy offensively talented bigs like KAT
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Why couldn’t trump just bomb scam johnsons house instead
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Jokic 7 points
AE zero points
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On an objective level, it is completely insane that Joel Embiid has had a successful NBA career, let alone the shoe-in, slam dunk, first ballot Hall of Fame career that he actually had.
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need ag badly
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This dude harden playing with a broken ass thumb. How fucked is he?
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>>153706943
Embiid has a season or two to not be the MVP with the least amount of playoff success ever, and Maxey will soon be the undisputed bus driver of the team
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>AE only 2 points in 12 minutes
pathetic useless loser
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>>153707002
The 76ers are a horrific team whenever Embiid is not on the Floor. Maxey will straight up NEVER be at his level.
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DANNY WOLF NAILS A HUGE THREE

NETS STARTED MAKING A MASSIVE COMEBACK AS SOON AS DANNY WOLF TOOK THE FLOOR

GAME IS NOW NEARLY TIED
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>1 rebound in 12 minutes
it’s over
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if gobert does that it's a flagrant fr fr
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Give this man jokic mvp
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In a league full of frauds ant might be the biggest one
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>nugs bench getting destroyed again
nothing has changed
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Fucking Dorris.
Why did god punish me so?
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>>153707014
Maxey will never be what Embiid is defensively, but Maxey's playoff performance hasn't droped off like Embiid neither
Peak regular season Embiid was GOAT level, but it was brief, and no one should be banking on him to stay healthy to make it through four rounds of gameplanned basketball
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Hyland a sniper today

McDaniels destroying Murray
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DANNY WOLF TAKES THE LEAD

DANNY WOLF IS BEATING THE CAVS

STAND BACK GOYIMS AND LET THE JEWS SHOW YOU HOW HOOPS IS PLAYED
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Nuggets losing to Bones Hyland, they’re not a serious team
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who the fuck is grant nelson lmfaoooooooooooooooooo he is destroying the cavs
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Cant tell if joker is still top 1 or washed. One posession hes killing it the other hes looking like 2016 Roy Hibbert
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I see Terance Mann is back in the starting lineup. Did the nets give up on tanking already?
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Wtf happened to Randle. Is McDaniels getting all his touches now?
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Dillingham sucks, but so does the rest of the draft class, Minny's mistake was trading a pick swap and future 1st for him
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What Does Scam Johnson Do?
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>>153707338
Sarr,Castle, Edey, Clinging, Jared McCain, and Kyshawn George are the only good players to come out of this draft
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>>153706943
This guy is built like a cotton candy house. Why is he so fragile?
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>>153707376
Collier is a good playmaker
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Jokic is giga washed. No touch at all
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>>153707376
I am thankful to Sarr's agent who told Atlanta not to draft him so he could go to the Wizards. I am also thankful Atlanta listened and didn't call the bluff.
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>>153707434
Nigga got demoted to baby sabonis..
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cam thomas is the worst player ever. i hate guys who only go off vs lottery teams
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Doris shut the FUCK up
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>tim hardaway jr left the pistons who are now the first seed to go to the nugshits
hahahaha what a retard
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Wuffs just own the n*gge*s. Simple as
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>jamal
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>>153707461
Cam Thomas is the awkward in-between player who's way too good be G-League, but not good enough to be a useful NBA player besides tank commanding
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>>153707461
Immanuel Quikley
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Cam Thomas ≠ Ricky Davis
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>>153707545
aka a china player. get this dude out of the nba
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>ynr back when people thought cam thomas was getting a fat bag from the nets
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chuck looks like he contracted AIDS
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>>153707575
>>153707575
>>153707575
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Rip Cavaliers Feb 1st 2026-March 1st 2026.
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>>153707167
If she were a good commentator I could maybe tolerate the obvious diverity hire but she's so dreadful, most boring takes and milquetoast observations

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