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>>153697675

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Actually Canucks edition.

Huomenta but the opposite

SABIES

My starsies! :)

happy black hockey history night :)

My penguins ):

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Tyler Myers refused to waive because be wanted to crush Beniers one more time.

nhl66 still up? Good for Iran

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Lol

sens being hot and leafs being not is a recession indicator jsyk

>>153697759
they must protect their hockey streams at all costs

>>153697759
I haven’t gotten it to work for 3 years

WE KRAKEN TONIGHT

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>>153697763

4chan sucks tonight

>>153697839
I've noticed Friday and Saturday nights have become significantly slower than during the weekday, across all boards and generals. It's odd, since you'd think the general demographic on 4chan wouldn't have anything better do to. It feels bad that many of you guys are only pretending to be losers.

>>153697856
yeah, that's exactly what I meant

>>153697856
rest assured they're all off being furries in world of warcraft

>>153697839
everyone's in /pol/ rn because of that Iran dude being ACKed

>>153697903
>/pol/
its just browns making shit up

>>153697922
no dude hes ded

/hoc/ and reddit told me they boo'd mathews. they gave him a standing ovation.

>>153697903
Gary hasn't been this happy since the Panthers won their last cup.

"brown guy getting ACK'd" is a euphemism for my president is being blackmailed by jews again

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ROBO SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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>>153697956
Win streak continues

preds just BTFO by AZN stars player. dont remember seeing him in the Olympics

>>153697964
should set a franchise win streak record against the canucks

>>153697969
I don’t think Robo would’ve hurt team USA but I’m not mad about it he’s rested and ready to go

>>153697989
I hope Glen does it just to piss on DeBoer.

Flamestards mighty silent.

>>153697997
I just looked it up I guess he was the biggest snub of team USA. just imagine how different the headlines and photos would be if this Robo guy was wearing the American flag and scored that golden goal

>>153697839
all the tards got tuckered out

>****** has scored in both games and racked up eight shots on goal. Every other Hawk has combined for one goal and 30 shots over the two games.

“We’ve got to help him,” captain ---- ------- said Saturday. "[It] can’t just be on ******. He’s doing his job. He’s getting scoring chances. He’s making plays. He could have had five [goals] tonight. So it’s on the rest of us to pick it up and find a way to help him out, give him some run support.”

>>153697944
they probably were confused thinking they were booing matthews for going to the white house when they were really booing all the leafs because they suck balls

oh i forgot, quinn hughes is on saturday night live tonight. i think one of the fags from heating rivalry is on it too. I dont think i will watch it tho because it's never funny when I do see it

>>153698034
>missing a chance to see quinn and ilia make out

why is quinn jewish going on snl to promote a faggot show? i thought america ended the woke menace?

>>153698045
trying to make a few more libtard head explodes

>>153698011
I was flipping around but some how missed watching even a second of them. but I was mostly watching Tampa on my local station rather than ESPN+.

I haven't seen Calgary play all week actually. I think it's a conspiracy since they were also the only NHL team not represented at ALL on the Olympic podium by the USA, Canada OR Finland.

yeah just got back from the highschool musical go flames

>>153698050
>they were also the only NHL team not represented at ALL on the Olympic podium
Easy, because they are shit and run by a retard.

>>153698045
thanks for reminding me almost forgot he was going on there

>>153698045
>i thought america ended the woke menace?
if you thought that then i have a bridge to sell you

maybe he will do >le hecking elbows up joke with mike myers or whatever that boomoids name is

>>153698034
SNL is generally a whaste of time, and it seems like social media is trying stir up some controversy about the HR guy and Quinn both being on the show.

Obviously nothing controversial, much less outrageous, is going to happen.

Someone should screengrab this in case I'm wrong but.

>>153698072
no one gives a fuck. no one is screencapping your post.

>>153698086
yes they do

i would be nice to the aussie but whenever i post in /afl/ i get called seppo
so yeah aus fag, no gives a fuck about you

>>153698089
no, they don't

>>153698072
those were just bots spamming inorganic memes.

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got it!

>>153698116
saved

>>153698105
most likely

/hoc/ was literally a completely dead genny on its last legs for years. there were maybe 10 posters here on a good day and once it got to real pacific hours there were maybe 5 tops. there is no way that sudden surge to 30+ posters were real people.

>>153698131
take your meds kid

Quinn Hughes just said fuck niggers live on SNL!!!!

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>>153698151
psst. psst. the show hasn't aired yet

>>153698140
Is that his wife?

>>153698185
do you watch the SHL

>>153698203
Yeah, why?

>>153698131
American domination in olympic hockey has that effect. I hadn't watched the NHL in years other than a few Bolts games but always watch olympic hockey and it made me want to see whats good this year.

>>153698131
yeah they were bro, dont you remeber lol i troll you or kippers
shit i even remember sean lol

>>153698225
Do you have any thoughts on Anton Frondell?

>>153698230
those posters havent been seen for at least a decade. even sam has posted more recently than any of them, and hes dead now.

>>153698131
I started posting for the first time since 2018 last year and it's definitely worse. Less active, more cynical

>>153698131
I guess most posters got tired of raped bitch, kwab, tbg/tbr, summer of 92, etc etc being spammed for hours on end every day.
>>153698233
He's had a good but not spectacular draft+1 year. Mostly playing on the wing for a mid-to-bad Djurgården. He's shown flashes of his skill, but as a "200-foot player" he's been overshadowed by team mate Viggo Björck to be honest. My guess is that Frondell is still growing into his frame. He should be a top 6 player for the Blackhawks in a not to distant future.

I might meet the legal requirement to be considered retarded, and I'm a Flames fan, but I'm not a Flamestard. I'm a Flameschad

still convinced that literal retard sutter kid posts here

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My Islanders :)

>>153698318
Flamiac posting has taken a drastic downturn ever since they introduced the new captcha.

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Why aren't any of you North Americans NHL insiders? It must be the easiest job ever.
>he might get traded, or he might get extended, it could go both ways
Well no shit...Thanks for the enlightenment Fridge guy.

>>153698338
all of no millys friends disappeared too

>>153698282
Thanks I appreciate the write up. I thought he was great at the world juniors and I'm happy to hear he's continued that in the SHL, he's the exact type of forward my team needs. Maybe my team will end up being in position to draft his teammate as well.

>>153698338
Flamiacs are busy volunteering in their local communities and helping those in need

Imagine being dead

>wrestletards and flametards were too retarded for the new captcha
shocking

>>153698368
I used to be cum cells once

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who do you all have for the NHL PRIDE CUP?
my money is on the flamingo warriors but the blue bottoms won't make things easy for them
one thing's for sure, you know someone will be taking the puck from behind ;)

Jeez what a goal by Eberle. Tired of him mogging my nucks.

>>153698383
I don't care what they do in their own bedrooms

>>153698383
you'd think there would be more gay hockey players
after all, they know a thing or two about stickhandling ;)

SNL is on, opening monologue. No Quinn Hughes yet

why cant they have women commentate on the pwhl and men commentate on the nhl? they have their own league why am i still subjected to listening to some woman screeching?

Is EVERYONE in /hoc/ gay?

not me

>>153698399
cope according to reddit theres a massive shadow population of gay hockey players

>>153698364
>Maybe my team will end up being in position to draft his teammate as well.
Perhaps, but I don't think Viggo Björck will go that high, because of his size. Even though he's proved this season that his size isn't a limiting factor even against full grown pro men. He'll get out from corners with the puck regardless if he plays a 6'4 defenseman with 600 high level European/AHL games or a 6'0 center with 300 NHL Games. But NHL scouts are NHL scouts.

But I think Frondell could be a 70-80 point guy in his prime.

>>153698417
should be obvious based off the number of wrestlefags

>>153698368
I think of it as not existing. Like it was before you were born. Nothingness. No thoughts and no consciousness. It's pretty scary.

>>153698458
that's not scary

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>>153698383
wait


ENHANCE

>/sp/hl
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>153698483
You don't think not existing isn't scary? Everything you are right now will be gone. No feelings no nothing. I'm feeling dizzy just thinking about it.

>>153698536
the way you tell it I won't exist so what the fuck should I care.

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Are Seattle Krak fans tired of "HEY HEY WHADDA YA SAY" yet?

>>153698440
>Perhaps, but I don't think Viggo Björck will go that high
tbf I was talking about the Panthers 1st rounder, Stenberg is the Swede I want with the hawks own 1st rounder lol. Even then since he's undersized it's unlikely the hawks will take him unless they absolutely love him, they're at their limit for undersized forwards for the time being

70-80 would be amazing and from what I've read about him that feels realistic as well. Here's to hoping

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>>153698565
I think what anon is saying is that every pull of our natural base survival instinct is to avoid such a state.

The longer you sit and think about the faster you'll cycle through moments of indifference, acceptance, and existential horror.

Just went down a rabbit hole and saw Jaden Schwarz and Brayden McNabb played minor hockey for the Notre Dame Hounds with Ryan Wedding associate Allistair Chapman, who was a major Calgary-based coke dealer and suspected murderer. He was indicted in Operation Giant Slalom for aiding in the murder of that US federal witness and is now looking at life in US federal prison. I wanna hear what those guys have to say about him. I bet they get nervous talking about it.

>>153698536
I think by the time we reach old age (God willing) death wont be as overwhelming. As long as we make the most of our time on earth heh...

>>153698598
only if youre a materialistic retard that is scared of losing all your anime dolls or something

>>153698565
When you're dead you won't care, obviously, but when you're about to die, I think is scary.
>>153698593
Not so sure you're even going to have that Panthers pick since it was protected and the Panthers are pretty bad..

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that was pretty cool, Quinn and Jack with two of the chicks from the women's team. Despite the homo host it was still cool to have them and the crowd were good

first sketch blows though

just had beef noodles and my farts are ripe
bosh

Did Flames win (lose)?

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>>153698621
>As long as we make the most of our time on earth heh...
Yeah lol...
>>153698598
Like tears in rain

Kek the maple leaf coach just called his team heartless retards

why are the wings and preds playing at 2 on monday

>>153698621
Making it to old age is starting to look like a longshot with how the world is looking

>>153698626
pretty shitty belief system you have there pal

>>153698627
Quinn looks like he wants to be anywhere else lmao

>>153698678
>they didnt tell us the women were gonna be here

>>153698627
his pr shields are too powerful for any negativity.
>>153698678
that's unusually positive for him.

>>153697922
That's 4chan in a nutshell

>>153698627
this does warm my heart

>>153698627
3 fags, a lich, and a twink walk into a bar

but really. when are they going to permit jack to get his teeth fixed?

>>153698626
I was so disappointed when I learned the pick was conditional, I'm just holding out hope they end up staying around 12-15

>>153698703
you fix them after the season buddy

>>153698703
when the media machine has had their fill of his broken smile

>>153698627
Its honestly crazy how quickly people moved on from the Olympic gold medal but I guess that's just how the world works now. People are too retarded to realize how awesome hockey is

>>153698718
it depends on the player (and probably whether or not a gf cares). macklin got his done overnight. jack's had them fixed before, but did he do it immediately or wait?

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>>153698722
i will never move on

>>153698722
>people watch the olympics
>games actually start on time
>no ads on the ice
>no ads on the board
>less commercials
>not a fuckin gambling ad in sight4
Then they turn on an NHL game

>>153698722
who moved on from it? its still being talked about everywhere. it was a week ago Sunday morning.

>>153698736
idk im not a fag so i dont keep track of that type of thin. an intelligent player would wait until the end of the season.

>>153698352
>It must be the easiest job ever.
Personally I yearn to be a penalty box attendant.

>>153698677
Probably more of a lack of a belief system.
>>153698709
I think fans of any team other than the Panthers were disappointed when learning that.

>>153698740
yes but no fights. theres been a fight like 1 out of every 3 or 4 games I've watched this week. and actually apparently there was a fight started by team Canada. dude had a Gordie Howe hat trick but I forget the specifics. I just remember hearing about it

>>153698740
What I miss the most were the linesmen dropping the puck instead of pump faking it sixteen times and throwing out both players.

my parents loved snl but they didn't live long enough to learn about the fujos

>>153698749
I think it pays as much as being a 4chan janny does, but with the the advantage of watching hockey games up close for free.

>>153698760
kek based

>>153698767
>implying your mother wasn't a stone age star trek fujo

Are any of the Asia League teams worth watching?

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>Twitter is relentlessly mocking Dangle for having a melty about Trump on his podcast

I dont understand how Jack made it to 30 rock in time do to the intro of SNL. What time did the blues/devils game end? I was watching it earlier but I dont remember when it ended. maybe they let him leave a little early.

>>153698810
The Fantano of hockey

>>153698678
thats his usual look

>>153698822
it ended at 7:33 est. flight from stl to nyc is a little over 2 hours

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>>153698810
geeeze

>>153698627
why can't quinn ever put his bedroom eyes away?

>>153698740
lmao I remember when I first started watching hockey and there was no ads on the ice

>>153698810
>>153698852
Reddit reality check

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this team is gonna bullshit its way to a 2nd seed and get belt to ass by the penguins in the first round

fun season

I hate watch Dangle, simply because I enjoy seeing >laffs suffer.

>>153698906
I think he's funy

who would actually trade for McMann?

>>153698891
>get belt to ass by the penguins
What year do you think this is?

>>153698951
if that was an opening series, penguins win in 6

>>153698978
Their starting goaltender is Stuart Skinner and their only reason their offense is functional is because Malkin is somehow currently playing like he's 15 years younger.

>>153698999
The islanders are literally only in this race because of Sorokin, Schaefer and Barzal. They are an easy ticket to round 2 if you face them.

Better see someone take a run at Daccord for trying to get the empty netter.

>>153699006
Sorokin alone is enough to pull them past this geriatric Pens team.

HAT TRICK HEROES

>>153699019
bet

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>>153698929
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THIS TEAM IS RUINING MY LIIIIIIFE
>btw if you're watching this video and are not subscribed to my channel please press the subscribe and the notification button, thanks
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THE LEAFS LOST
He's the most fake faggot I've seen in my life.

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me in the middle and /hoc/

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i guess that gives me an excuse to post this picture i have

gg kraken hope you guys make the ploffs and bring hockey glory back to the PNW.

>>153699077
when was this so called glory there in the first place

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>My Islanders are playoff-bound

>>153699080
Vancouver Millionaires in 1915, and the Seattle Metropolitans in 1917. We used to run this shit.

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>>153699080

>>153699080
canucks used to have mark messier

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>>153699093
>offense is literally just Barzal carrying
>bottom six is non-existent
>coach running Drouin to the ground
>Mayfield/Soucy pair
>Shabanov and Duclair in the doghouse
>literally get outshot on a semi-regular basis
>Sorokin and Rittich carrying a ton
if these fuckers trade for Kyrou I will do backflips

>>153699099
This is even gayer than the Sens having a 1906 Stanley Cup banner. At least the teams share the same name there.

if the oilers lose to brady and friends i'm never watching hockey ever again

>>153699122
they aren't claiming the cup win they're just honoring the city's hockey history

High speed chase

>>153699094
>>153699094
>>153699094

>>153699119
i heard drouin has like 1 point in his last 30 games.

>>153699137
perfect, just cracked a bottle

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>>153699104
That's the guy who has a leadership award named after him!

>>153699141
with like an average of nearly 19 minutes a night. he was at least decent with Palmieri but Roy has some insane fascination with Drouin.

>>153699160
Think it might be the french connection.

>>153699166
He doesn't like duclair

>>153699174
duclair still puts up goals in his limimted minutes

>>153699174
Who does?

>>153699157
>Have a softpusy in charge of the team
>Bring in a hard dick
>Softpusy made the team softpusys
>Hard dick gets hard and is a dick
>Softpusys cry and bitch that he isn't as soft and pusy as their softpusy captain
>Lose because you're too busy being softpusys to be hard dicks
>Seethe about this for 30 years

>>153699166
He hates Duclair so either he just hates Duclair in general or Roy just wants to staple a dude just doing cardio. At least its for two years but the dude is performing at the same rate as Leo Komarov right now. How was he even a third overall pick in 2013?
>>153699178
One fuckup and Roy puts him in the torture chamber with Shabanov. Duclair fucks up and he gets more ice time.

>>153699174
duclair comes from the anglo part of montreal

>>153699183
*drouin fucks up and he gets more ice time.

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every team currently in a playoff spot in the east is over .600 whereas only 3 teams in the west are over .600

>>153699183
Komarov was a beast Lou was begging him not to go back to Finland when Lou demoted him to the AHL

>>153699183
>>153699189

welp, there she goes. looks like a fat bitch

>>153699194
Komarov scored 1 goal in his last 34 games with the islanders, maybe he shouldn't have sucked.

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>>153699250
the police chase. turns out some fat woman was the culprit.

Ken Holland and Stan Bowman is like asking to get cured for a disease and getting sick again. Edmonton deserves to rot when they fail to fix their biggest issues

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>>153699257
This man needs to stop meddling

>>153699267
>gifted McDavid
>wastes him
masterful plan

>>153699267
wasn't this guy in the Epstein files?

>>153699273
that and also the 2 trillion 1oa picks year after year after year

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did they boo auston matthews

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Hughes brothers + Megan and Hilary appeared at the end. Jack goofing off with Megan. Blumpford and sons members wearing their gold medals

not a great episode overall but there was a goofy ah sketch about Turkish leg-lengthing surgeries and Punch the Monke's shitty mom on Weekend update

time for bed lads, another day full of hockey tomorrow!!

>>153699293
he got a standing ovation

>>153699293
no but the whole team was booed at the end of the game which is normal in tarana

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>>153699294
Did the Hughes bros not do a single skit? Comon bruh wtf

Islanders fans fighting over who signed who and who's good and why Lou is better than Darche when the Islanders don't have the best picks for free agents and our team was supposed to be total dogshit even with Sorokin

Enjoy the ride. Stop bitching 24/7 and enjoy the ride. #isles

>>153699321
Probably didn't have any time to record skits

>>153699322
I wonder if they are going to call up ethan bear now that he's doing well in the ahl

>>153699331
...who the fuck is calling up Ethan Bear

>>153699294
>Blumpkin and sons
wtf I thought Stomp Clap Hey was dead and berried for good

Iran has a new leadership group is is alternate captain or assistant captain?

>>153699342
I could see it after an injury or 2 on the back end, now that he's off the sauce

>>153699364
ISIS?

>>153699371
If the islanders call up Ethan Bear then something catastrophic has happened.

>>153699329
>Saturday Night....LIVE......?
I know some are recorded. But he coulda done a small part in a live skit mebe? Thats too bad if not though

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what would you do if Rod pointed at you like this

>>153698810
Why? Isn’t twitter filled with numales?

>>153699329
reading the lines might also have been an issue

>>153699511
that's the tkachuks

>>153699329
Jack got there I think like 2 hours before if not less. There would not have been much time to rehearse. but if you are to believe the SNL movie they made last year, they started the whole thing just flying by the seat of their pants

>>153699352
I’m assuming they have a new record out and we’re well past the peak of stomp clap hey but mumfred and sons are still probably one of the most popular bands in the US

>>153699547
i miss old disney bros...

>>153699395
the live skits are written the week before. they rehearse them and then do them live in front of the audience for the actual TV taping/broadcast

they arent doing like charades coming up with sketches out of thin air

>>153698753
I wouldn’t say any other team, a lot of people are starting to get nervous about what the hawks are building, while the panthers are clearly on the descent.

>>153699570
Imagine thinking Molly Shannon is cool. SNL has always sniffed it's own farts.

>>153699563
>assuming they have a new record out
well I figured that much, but somehow I have managed to not hear anything about them in like 10 years. although my head has a bit under a rock I guess

>>153699578
what the fuck does Molly Shannon have to do with current SNL. she was on during part of the 90s hey day when Chris Farley and Norm McDonald were on

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nice
get ready to learn losangelese pettersson

>I'M PURSUUUUUUUUUIIIING

>>153699622
Sorry I hurt your girlfriends feelings, SNL was never cool, only certain people were, usually the people who got kicked off. The rest were just sniffing their own farts.

correction, pettersson is being pursued by an eastern team
detroit has the cap space so it's probably them

>>153699643
good to see someone here takes puck possession seriously

>>153699661
So do the rags

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>>153699668

>>153697688
need 2 cop

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>>153699638
>>153699661
welcome home elias

>>153699678
you could mock it up with AI, make an account on redbubble, and then pay $40 for it if you really wanted it

>>153699691
Nah theres a Syrian guy in the mall who prints tshirts for like fifteen bucks

>>153699681
he'd probably kill himself if he had to deal with pettersson again on top of michkov always talking back to him on the bench

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real atlantic hours

hoc more like GAY CUNT

watching some wwe vault

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>>153699756

>>153699756
bosh

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western pacific hours m8

>>153699785
>flag
that's not pitcairn islsnds you continentsl bitch

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>>153699797
>pitcairn islsnds
Sometimes I wish I could maroon myself and hideout on Pitcairn Island. nevertheless, east coast of the continent is still the western specific

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>>153699758

they are showing a lot of y2j on the wwe vault watch party

>>153699811
dang...
sail on!
you might be the single /hoc/ poster in that 1/4th of the planet

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heated rivalry superstar next to golden boy jack hughes

holy mogging

yeah i dont know im gonna need some more fuckin pixels

>>153699839
there's at least jaun other and a Kiwi. hockey has successfully sunbelted but it hasn't yet hemisphere belted

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>jaun

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It’s up

>nhl players have smaller shoulders than twink actors
grim

>>153699978
if the rags get mckenna over the nuckies i am going to kms myself

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>>153699897
i gotchu

>>153700000
is that a eurotrash soccer player from the early 2000's in the front?

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>>153699978
>rags
>cants
>blews
>trannies
>debbies
>laffs
>lames
>jests
>panturds

>>153700000
oh its the guy who looks like a lovechild between keanu reeves and paul kariya two of my favourite canadians of all time

also nice digits, >checked

>>153700000
impressive
very nice
/hoc/ runs /sp/

i remember when pettershit looked good on that european meme ice as a 17 year old too when it took the forecheckers 4 hours to finally close him down and now that he is finally playing on a real ice surface and cant stick handle in a phone booth hes been completely exposed. that sternberg kid looks to be next.

>>153699811
the Kangs might slide faster now with Fiala on the couch

>>153700047
wtf how did I respond so wrongly. meant for >>153699978

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>>153700047
>>153700052
pace yourself bud

>>153699817
love danhousen now

>>153700040
he did really good that one season before he signed his contract

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umm /hoc/bros..

I've settled on Injustice 2 over MK11. I know you've all been asking.

>>153699978
Congrats to the Kings for finally breaking the round one curse! now fire the coach like you shoulda did last year!!

>>153700180
and then hire torts please

>>153700179
The last time I played a Mortal Kombat game was on SNES when I was little. Your MK posting always makes me nostalgic and wonder about the generations of MK adventure I have missed

>inb4 didn't acks

>>153700175
losing his what?

>>153700262
i bought injustice 2 and mk11 for 12 bucks combined. it's come a long way since we were kids, but at the end of the day mk11 still takes itself too seriously, and the gore aspect doesn't impress me. i'm not much one for superheroes, but injustice 2 is it's own thing and the characters are interesting, it also has an end game in a way, you level a character up to 30 and then move on to the next one, in mk11 i learned how to use one character how to use one character and dont really care to learn another, i look forward to learning new characters injustice 2. anyways thanks for reading, you're not such a bad guy after all.

i will probably pick up mk11 again when the next movie comes out

>>153699978
This is not how the universe works.

>>153700317
how does it work?

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>>153700295
>>153700308
That's cool. I got so far away from video games I doubt I'll ever go back (maybe when I'm retired or something), but I have always felt like I've been missing out on all the advancements. Ah well.

>>153699996
I wish there were black players with huge ass muscles imagine the physicality ;)

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>>>/wsg/6098296

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Crazy enough to work?

>>153700424
probably couldn't even point to london on a map

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>hockey fans

>>153700424
no point. if there was a London-based team they would likely have to spend the entire season in NA and not host any home games. all the extra travel time for teams in NA to get to London and back again just for one game would slow the whole season down. *maybe* not a complete deal killer for teams on the east coast (7ish hrs isn't the end of the world), but some other teams would be stretching travel time to close to 12 hours. something about that seems somewhat ridiculous as even when Miami plays Edmonton they don't usually fly 9 hours there, they hop across the country on short flights playing a bunch of away games along the way so they aren't spending an entire day traveling for a single game. eh.

not to mention the team wouldn't have any Brits on it anyway

>>153700473
It might be technically feasible if you compare it to the use of overnight trains and buses in the pre-jet years, but on top of everything else it would likely be a jet lag nightmare.

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>hockey players

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I seriously ducking hate the Anaheim Ducks and their retarded clown fanbase!

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Connor McDavid: Ever since I'm back from Italy, his up my ass. I'm scoring with three hands here and it's still not good enough to satisfy this cocksucker and then he fuckin backtalks me? I'm telling you his not leaving me a lot of options here

Cole Caufield: Don't talk crazy, you want to commit suicide? Pills are a lot easier!

Connor McDavid: What'd you think St. Louis would say if I want to switch teams? Come with you guys

Cole Caufield: St. Louis doesn't know who you are

Connor McDavid: You could tell him

Cole Caufield: Connor. Listen to me, as a friend I know Leon can be difficult, his father was the same, and his uncle. They always need someone to demonize but Montreal and Edmonton have long standing ties and that's not going to change, not for you or anybody else. You want me to be frank? You brought this on yourself with that Sharks femboy

Connor McDavid: A. he was a hooah, B he hit on me, and C that's not my kid he is carrying. It was the fuckin coke I should've never started with that shit. Fuckin Italy: it's all over the place

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New Jersey Devils: You’re trying to act like you’re relevant again, but let’s be honest—you’ve been irrelevant for most of the past decade. You have a solid young core, but you’re still trying to get over your past “glory days.” Try winning a playoff series before we start talking big.

>>153700376
linebacker body type isnt great on skates

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New York Rangers: The Rangers: They’ve spent decades making bad decisions, trying to be a star-studded team, yet constantly falling flat. The roster's always stacked, but the results? Mediocre. You keep buying high-priced free agents instead of developing real depth. You’ll never learn.

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Vancouver Canucks: This franchise is a comedy. If not for the Sedins and that one brief 2011 Cup run, you'd be a complete joke. You're in constant chaos with ownership changes, coaching drama, and a team that doesn't even seem to know what it's doing half the time. It's a mess.

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Arizona Coyotes: What even is this franchise anymore? The Coyotes are like the NHL’s unwanted child that no one can figure out what to do with. Relocated, financially unstable, and always playing in arenas that feel like they’re in the middle of nowhere. Just pack it up and let’s be done with this circus already.

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Team Name: Atlanta Firebirds

Arena: Firebird Arena (20,000-seat capacity)

Owner: Atlanta Hockey Group (led by a consortium of local businessmen, celebrities, and former NHL players)

General Manager: Patrick Roy (hypothetical GM, former NHL legend and expansion team veteran)

Head Coach: Rick Tocchet (a coach known for getting the best out of young players and instilling a tough, competitive culture)

The Firebirds' expansion draft will take place after the NHL announces their 33rd team in the offseason, and each existing team will protect seven forwards, three defensemen, and one goaltender.

Key Expansion Draft Selections (for the sake of this scenario):

Jakub Vrana (Detroit Red Wings) - A speedy and skilled winger, Vrana is the perfect mix of scoring and grit.

Jordan Kyrou (St. Louis Blues) - A young, talented forward with elite potential.

Chandler Stephenson (Vegas Golden Knights) - A versatile center who can play up and down the lineup.

John Marino (Pittsburgh Penguins) - A solid, young defenseman who plays with poise and can log big minutes.

Mackenzie Blackwood (New Jersey Devils) - The starting goalie for the Firebirds, a solid young netminder with great potential.

>>153700572
I wanna fuck Misty

>>153700587
pedo country

>>153700597
Misty owes me sex

Does anyone even miss Arizona? They probably won't ever come back.

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>rags

>>153700605
The jerseys were cool but who really cares

>>153700605
that garbage heap is in playoff contention

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USA is the best hockey country now

>tyler myers, come get the cup!

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damn tage thompson is pretty good
kinda handsome too

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>>153700746
jack is so lucky

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>>153700651
For me to poop on

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>>153700746
he's a chud piece of shit.

in fact he might be the very worst one.

>>153700803
How does this grow the game? All the new fans from heated rivalry won't like this

shut the fuck up sweden. god, just fucking shut the fuck up.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING SWEDISH FAGGOT

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Sit down.

>>153700871
>womens hockey
Have them play any U18 team and see how many she stops

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for me to laugh at!