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/f1/ - Relentless Formula One General - Le Reading on a Yacht Edition 03/02/26(Mon)08:38:43 No.153711467
/f1/ - Relentless Formula One General - Le Reading on a Yacht Edition 03/02/26(Mon)08:38:43 No.153711467
/f1/ - Relentless Formula One General - Le Reading on a Yacht Edition Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:38:43 No.153711467 [Reply]▶
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>Lap:
#8354
>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:
https://f1exposure.com
>Previous thread:
>>153699599
>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq
>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):
https://angelthump.com/gimi
>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:
24
>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
215
>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
225 (224 starts)
>2026 WDC Standings:
GAS: 0
COL: 0
ALO: 0
STR: 0
ALB: 0
>2026 WCC Standings:
Alpine-Mercedes: 0
Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0
Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0
Audi: 0
Cadillac-Ferrari: 0
>2026 WEC Standings:
BOT: 0
HAM: 0
NOR: 0
>News:
Charles wifed Alexandra
Middle East has some scuffle, Gulf GPs status: unknown
Monitoring the situation continues
Drive to Survive isn't going anywhere (that's a threat..)
GP de Monaco mandatory two-stop rule scrapped
Martin Donnelly will return to the cockpit of an F1 car; good luck, Martin!
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good morning all!
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terrible australian posting, go haka somewhere
>>153711478
settle down esti
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>>153711487
shut up
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>Promo for 2026 season
>GR 63 at the right side of trophy
Scripted ass 2026 season, just like 2025.
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>>153711582
expected
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You know what I call IndyCar?
Mick Schumacher and the other couple of fellas.
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>>153711601
respect my land my culture cunt
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>>153711621
Right side in our POV* I'm a fellow turd world 49 IQ borwncel, my bad
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kwab
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Finally after all these years I can reuse this image
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[Mercedes AMG F1] ¡ɹǝpu∩ uʍoꓷ ʞǝǝʍ ǝɔɐɹ s,ʇI
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IT'S RAWE CEEK Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Verification NOT requried)
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remember that merc fluid boobies that left f1 for hamilton's mission44 scam? she got replaced in mission44 by that coal black lady who was ham's personal media assistant in ferrari, and now fluid boobies are in aston martin with honda power unit
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amx
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Reports from Italy claim that Aston Martin's plan for the Melbourne race would be to take the formation lap and retire after a few laps
This is due to a lack of spare parts from Honda following the issues in testing
They have even considered not participating in Australia, citing force majeure
KWABOTY
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K E K
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How the FUCK did he call it?
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>japanese engineering
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>>153711965
>after a few laps
Will they get lapped?
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>>153711992
I was confused what the hell that was so I went looking and apparently those machines dispense instant sub-zero coke.
Why the hell a normal vending system wouldn't suffice and why someone would want slightly colder than already cold coke is beyond me.
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>FIA will let poopshartin breach the 107% rule just for poopshartin to essentially not compete
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>tfw my car is faster and more reliable than Aston Martin Honda F1 Car
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I guess I'm more just surprised AM went to shit this quickly.
Early 2023 when he joined it looked like they were the 2nd/3rd quickest team and could be fighting for wins, 3 years later, an entire works engine deal, and Newey joining and now they're struggling to make the start.
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>A Billionaire
>Cant even do something to break Honda contract early
They gonna suffer like this probably until 2030+
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>>153711992
that is probably some gaynigger adcampaign that is unironically beneficial.
i would for example go thru multiple point schemes to get a coke bottle for 120 yen and then pay whatever extra sustain your scheme's validity
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>AM went to shit this quickly.
>an entire works engine deal
It's the engine deal. Honda had pulled out of F1 when Aston Martin signed them, causing them to start developing the engine later than everyone else and from scratch as they'd reassigned/lost all their previous F1 engine people.
The car itself will probably end up being good, it's just a matter of waiting for the engine to be fixed.
Depending on how strict F1 is regarding engine development, that could be 4-5 years away. kwab.
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>he's right about 1 thing
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neweybros....... what is our cope?
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>newey can't shit up red bull anymore
feels good lads
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Aston Shartin rn
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there's always next year
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>>153712187
Like what do you mean? Like car or driver? Hamil last season was one of the worst drivers and alo one of the best
Now that i think about it alonso never had a better car than poois, 2011 was when they had the nearest car
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>>153711467
nice edish
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>>153711473
bonjour
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This was supposed to be a joke
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Race engineers will be given €100k in casino chips and will be broadcast playing baccarat from the Monte-Carlo during the race.
They can cash in 50k to allow their driver to cut the nouvelle chicane, but the cost goes up by 10k each time they do.
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grim
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>>153711467
>Martin Donnelly will return to the cockpit of an F1 car; good luck, Martin!
worry.jpg
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>>153711771
there were reasons...
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>>153712342
y-you're welcome xo
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What an absolute cock demon. She's just pure SEX. You just she completely empties Alex's balls every day, to the point he has to beg her to stop, but she just laughs and demands MORE. What a fucking succubus. Semen vampire. Her diet is 90% semen, you just know it. You see it in her face. Her hunger for cock is never-ending. She is a queen in a palace of SEX.
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>that sharl minifig
OOF
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what is this i hear bahrain and saudi cancelled
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It's too late for the April GPs to be replaced now. But Qatar and Abu Dhabi at the end of the season I guess could be moved, it could turn into a big meme if they come to Europe considering the weather in November/December.
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>Argentina GP this year replacing sand tracks
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I'll settle for a 2019 repeat.
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All good we can make a vaquita
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Just needs some painting
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what happened there again?
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you say that like if colapinto gets taken out by someone they wont be lynched by a mob of angry argentinians lmao
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Or Spa lol. How many european tracks could F1 even visit towards the end of the year without the threat of snow or relentless rain? I know Portimao is one, but realistically I think they'll look elsewhere in the world.
And no one has mentioned it yet, but I wonder if Baku will be safe considering Azerbaijan borders Iran. That's in September, so more likely for a european replacement then.
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im so fucking mad they choose racetracks on "where will it not rain", as if the best races dont happen in rain
>but what about muhh safety
jules died cause he drove like a woman in the equivalent of the aston in a race with lesser safety protocols. If you somehow die during a race at this point it can be considered an act of God
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>>153712842
The best race in the last 10 years.
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did someone say porpoise?
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>>153711467
He ain't alone and depressed on the ledge anymore ;) <3
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>>153713004
fixed it for you :)
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Is she going to give him kids or is the dog the kid?
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Nigger the Galvez reforming plans hasn't even started yet and no other track is Grade 1 worthy. Villicum is in bumfuck San Juan and Termas would be another Qatar with the straights and lack of elevation.
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>buddh circuit
and have tinsi as the support series
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some of the records kwablonso will break this year:
>lowest-ever wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th in 2005 and 2007)
>lowest-ever wcc finish for a honda-powered team (11th, previous record: 9th in 2017 (note: also with kwablonso))
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i still refuse to believe this was aktshually real and not a parody sketch for some jeet tv program or some shit
but then there's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjD7lCVv8KY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoWP_GKU8YU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_OKNJkcLvo
dayum these niggas are actually for real kek
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hey saar, can you do something useful for once and translate this?>>153713221
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>>153712038
I know, I posted about Honda not being the same Honda as from RBR the other day, but even knowing that I didn't expect the result to be quite this disastrous. The way the team is now I could easily see this continue to spiral until it kills the entire team.
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She will give him multiple kids... but they'll all be girls.
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>GR 63 WDC 2026
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>>153713433
Yeah, admitting Iran's modern Chinese and Russian SAMs can hit a 50 year old plane would be REALLY embarrassing.
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>>153713471
ok if you insist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhiElBwu6_k
why goblando not front and center? didn't he win the title?
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>>153713591
Curious to see if this guy regresses to Bottas or goes full Bossberg autistic civil war.
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>stupid dog there on their wedding day
grow up
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https://youtu.be/aTcTexr3U7g
At least the official intro can't be much worse than this slop.
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This post includes photos of boths sides of her face
https://www.instagram.com/alexandramalenaleclerc/p/DVY6-AQDJOC/
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uhhhh kino alert?
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This is the official F1 intro for 2026
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if AMX doesn't win it, Chuck MUST win it
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>>153713645
you're just jealous he gets to see her naked
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i like it
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>mycrack realising just how much they fucked up
>stroll waving to his mum in the crowd
>seb looking even more like a crackhead than usual
>bottass wishing he could go home
great composition (seggs with naomi)
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They literally don't have enough parts, and the ones they do have get destroyed within three laps by the engine jumping all over the rest of the car. Until they redo the engine they're fucked. Not sure how can they even do it after homologation, but probably FIA will let them do it "on safety grounds"
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ollie proposes something..
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What an absolute cock demon. He's just pure SEX. You just know he completely empties men's balls every day, to the point they have to beg him to stop, but he just laughs and demands MORE. What a fucking twink succubus. Semen vampire. His diet is 90% semen, you just know it. You see it in his face. His hunger for cock is never-ending. He is a prince in a palace of SEX
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>>153713887
>1st under water grand prix
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>>153713728
ynr the bionic button
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settle down
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settle down
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poz3 will shit it up even harder in the lower downforce cars this year
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Hidden by her high-rise jorts
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Answer my question >>153711761
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mycrack just probably scratched his sweaty ballsack and is now smelling the fingers
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eventually f1 will be just livestreaming leo
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https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/2026-regulations-explained- all-you-need-to-know-about-f1s-new- aerodynamics.7IAt0auc32UkCEFE5ypkTB
>Remind me, why are we calling it a power unit rather than an engine?
>Feel free to call it an engine! The term power unit has been used for the last decade-and-a-bit to help differentiate between the Internal Combustion Engine (ICE), which sits at the heart of the unit, and the wider system that also includes the Turbocharger (TC), battery (ES – for Energy Store), Control Electronics (CE) and the Motor-Generator Unit (MGU-K) that harvests energy but also feeds electrical power into the drivetrain.
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>sakhir, jeddah, qatar and yas marina... Afuera!
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>The consensus regarding Aston Martin is becoming increasingly unanimous.
>Aston Martin will be in Melbourne because they have to - but they aren't ready.
>The best-case scenario is limiting the damage until improvements arrive.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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in 2011 the Bahrain GP was cancelled because of Arab Spring, whatever that was, and it was ok in the end, the championship went on, what I mean is that we've already been through this, it'll be fine and we'll see cars going vroom one way or another
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Bahrain_Grand_Prix
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Imaginr being aston and losing to a new team
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https://x.com/TabsArts/status/2028388777157439983
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>Gachaslop retards having the gall to complain about ethics
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leo gimmick
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Ah, I glanced at it and misread Holo as Hoyo
but yes >>153714853
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>when your team is so shit you just zoom call in and make them green screen you onto the backdrop
lmao
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>>153713591
he probably handed it over to the bossman
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do you self insert as chuck here? also pls avoid the pics with the dog
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