lel rags

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>rags actually thought they were going to complete the 5 goal comback

>rags

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>>153716877
LETS GO!!!!

>rags
I could've been a Bruins or Whalers fan but NO I had to have a father who likes the fucking Rangers and the Whalers just had to move

I hear the Stars are on a heater. We’ll see about that.

Haha they posted rags again! Hilarious! So funny! It’s so fucking funny seeing the same garbage!

Happy women's empowerment night everyone

How do you play ice hockey outside the Northern US states? It is still a popular sport when you leave those places?

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My team is ass this year but what has kept me entertained has been mocking Canadians online about losing to USA in every sport

>>153716900
>rags
>1993
>2014

>the preminence of gary time

>>153716900
just like my islanders

>>153716904
It's fairly niche outside of the northeast but there are still fans

>>153716900
1993kek

OH WOW ANOTHER GARYTIME I SURE DO LOVE THIS EXCITING SPORT

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>>153716916
so much extra ad revenue, what's Gary gonna do with it all?!??!?

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/KRAK/

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>>153716906
Oh wow, real breathtaking commentary. I can see why people leave this place and never come back the circlejerking here is crazy. God forbid you don’t post the same meme garbage.

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>mfw my bro says >rags again

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BUSINESS IDEA::

Gary should buy /hoc/
>i think this is a valuable property and could skyrocket at any moment

I am predicting at Wyatt Johnson goal. it will be on the powerplay

>laffs

my avies :)

>laffs

laffs

>>153716930
>rags

>laffs

lel leaves

sexy sauce

leafs lose again

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my flysies :)

>>153716931
>/hoc/ is now no longer available except on basic cable or some streaming bullshit no one will buy, just pirate

>rags
No one laughs
>laffs
No one laughs

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>>153716954

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>>153716936
our avies! :)

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>>153716900
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>>153716954
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>>153716900
you must be a riot at parties

>>153716954
I do

>>153716960
Oh no the usa won in a tournament I didn’t watch cause I don’t give a fuck about international hockey.

>>153716954
What laughter? It's the Schadenfreude that's keeps the m rags and laffs posting.

>he said he just watches the Jays and Raptors, and what the fuck is a puck terherherher

...laffs?

Nice shot

*1s up*

>scorefull draw
Gary Time, /hoc/ -_-
>get ready for more fun

>>153716924
>1993

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What are your thoughts on this?

>Ice Hockey: The Winner for Low-Impact Cardio
>Surprisingly, ice hockey is often a good cardio sport once you get past the learning curve, because you are gliding on ice rather than sprinting on hardwood, it is much easier on the joints (knees and hips), and it provides an elite cardiovascular workout without the "pounding" of running.

>While professional hockey is violent, adult "beer leagues" are almost strictly no-contact. Players wear full protective gear, making a fall much less painful than a fall on a basketball court.

>There's a catch, though. The barrier to entry is high. Gear is expensive as well, ice time is often at odd hours (10:00 PM games are common), and you have to know how to skate.

>>153716967
What about losing 33 years in a row in the tournament you actually care about? KWAB

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Perfectly balanced

>>153716990
I wish there was a beginners league near me :(

>>153716990
Yeah it's light on your knees
Can fuck your back something fierce though cause you're bent over all the time
It's also a bitch to actually get good enough to play with others

These sissies commentating for prime turned the game into a podcast fuck em

> scoreless draw in BC

GARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Rags and laffs hahahahahaha!!!!

they shot a bud1 once
in my hometown

>scoreless draw in the state of Washington

>>153716990
If you are worried about that shit then you should just do swimming which has almost 0 impact on anything except your muscles

Always a #25 with the violence

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gary points!!!!

Garytime

>>153716900
Making fun of a team that's been around for 100 years and having 1 cup since oppenheimer made the nuclear bomb is objectively funny

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>>153717027
He's right, you know...

>>153717027
If you are an educated anon, you'd know that by laws of mathematics they will eventually have a dynasty

>>153717034
>monkeys on typewriters will eventually produce Hamlet

busthews

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>>153717037
>Simpsons reference
Hello fellow millennial

if you're going into the net then take the puck with you

Think this trade deadline is gonna be shit

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>still one last puck to drop on a Monday evening that started at noon MST

Imagine a front line of Caufield, Brink, and DeBrincat.

>>153717044
Those monkeys were making A Tale of Two Cities, not Hamlet.

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>>153717050

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>>153717044
>"Simpson's" reference

>>153717046
i think this year in general is an asterisk year and cup because we had the olympics and because the cap is going up for next season. i think next season all the good teams will go cup or bust and i expect big moves then

Street hockey is Mcdavids best memories and you can't beplaying street hockey if you are playing on your telephone screen.

>>153717053
>took a Simpsons joke and changed it slightly to appear original
r3dditor behavior

Very close

>>153717059
Think the playoff salary cap is gonna restrict a lot of teams.

>>153717050
the true manlet line

It's a shootout in Toronto

>>153717058
Nah fuck you faggot you saw it in the Simpsons. Don't fucking lie

>simpsons jokes
>who was george washington carver
>uhhhhh the guy that carved up george washington

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>>153717067

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>the city of Dallass

i just want zegras to win something

my starsies :(

>>153717073
put it in H!

Hey Stars, Kane can do that for you guys every night for only a 2nd round pick!

nothing will top "ayn rands school for tots"
it literally btfo lolbertarians and they've never recovered

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>>153717080

Get yer guns boys it’s a shootout!!!!

If you’re watching the Flyers/Leafs game in overtime, it was so hilarious when Matthews went flying into the net. He just looked like a little kid that was like “what just happened.??” Ha

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my flysies :DDD

huomenta
>laffs

LAFFS

>domi
Pretty pathetic final shooter huh

Fucking told you bros trap game of the century for my starsies

KEK
>LAFFS
KEK
>LAFFS
KEK
>LAFFS
KEK
>LAFFS
KEK
>LAFFS
KEK
>LAFFS

>laffs

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>>153717088
>"She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene"

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>>153717097
i smell an easy comeback

>>153717083
Logically..no, but conspiratorially a black and an Asian would be good publicity to satiate the shitlibs if we win the cup so ya know it all work out how it’s supposed to.

my oilies would have blown these cats 20 sec into overtime

>>153717060
I had a lot of memories growing up as a little kid and playing rollerblade street hockey was actually some of the most fun.

Do you remember the pucks they made for street hockey that have like three ball bearings on them I haven’t seen those in forever but I moved to Florida when I was 24 so maybe kids just don’t play street hockey here like they do in Michigan or Canada.

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worst division ever

>>153717046
lmao someone is going to pick up Pettershit

>laffs
kek

um my nuckies are winning? based?

>>153717111
Lewd and checked

>>153717115
That might be an off season deal

GO KONGS GO

>>153717120
My Stars are more of a 3th/OT/ and shootout team

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>>153717115
>kings
>canes
>wild

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>>153717111
zased and checked

>>153716922
This is a really nice little bit of art and it made me decide to watch this game. The kraken are the quintessential PlayStation 2 NHL Hitz create-a-team franchise.

>no Rags, Panthers, leafs or devils in the playoffs

Okay there is zero fucking excuses for the hurricanes this year

>>153717139
Is gritman jarvis that good?

>>153716924
KWAB

Stors losing to a team with 38 less points than then

jumpin jumpin by destiny's child just came on this shit rips

>>153716990
Well, if you’re in Peru, it’s probably gonna be hard to play ice hockey. But you could try playing rollerblade hockey. they make special pucks for street hockey.

People in cold countries and the northern United States we all learned how to ice skate just in winter on frozen ponds. It’s not really very hard at all so if you have an ice rink that does hockey then that’s like a total non-issue.

ice-skating is like riding a bike, even if you haven’t done it in 15 years, you remember how to do it

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>>153717138
The intensity is just as in your face as a teenager in the Nineties
>Salt Lake could have gone bigger with Yeti, and Gary must have known not to give the Mormons all that power and pizzazz and jazz and stuff
>not all at once

Evander kane sold his soul to a succubus and will get a hat trick tonight

>>153717152
you were saying?

>>153717161
Raped bitch

He meant to do that.

>>153717168
good post

>gary has to use magnets to make the canucks lose
Embarrassing

>most dangerous of the draws

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It's nice to see Oleksiak actually use his size for once

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>first time in the history of the nhl that the 1st place team has had the 32nd place pp

Auston Matthews since he shook hands with a pedophile:

0G, 3A, -5 and the Leafs are 0-4

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>>153717114

they dylies scored

>>153717161
I read that in Space Ghost’s voice and it makes total sense to me

>>153717161
>jazz
they already have that

>>153717130
God bless whoever made this

I genuinely forget Erne is on the team every game

my avies! :)
mackinnon!

>the city of Los Angeles

>>153717168
What is the meaning of this cryptic message?

>>153717196
which is why we have to be so careful in empowering the Mormons
>because they already desire power and an audience with the Lord Creator, just think of what they wish from Gary

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>>153717186
Auston Matthews alone has won more Olympic gold medals for men's hockey in the 2020s than the entirety of Can'tnada combined

>>153717207
Are the seizure meds the reason why you greentext like a retard?

why hasnt Gary gotten a NHL player on Hot Ones and eat some chickens?

>>153717220
Oh damn, good question

my avies!! :))
landeskog!

Denver is back in fighting form, it seems
>hard to believe they'll be a first round knock out

Hockey is political thanks to tkachuk now I can talk about how he endorsed Epstein buddy boy

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>>153717207
I really thought they were gonna name their NHL franchise the Utah Mardi Gras Indians to really stay on brand

The Vancouver Canucks Black Excellence Logo

>kangz

>>153717231
That IS hard to believe

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>>153717234
1993
2014
L

Black people were given an entire month and the Canucks have extended it into March

>>153717240
we can all dream, lad

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Our season is so fucking over. I hate to send out Kopitar this way. Jim Hiller was a hockey terrorist and should have been shit canned in the locker room in Edmonton after that retarded challenge last season

Trump is bombing Iran and team usa visited him that says a lot about the character of the usa player

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STUPID IDEAS FOR GARY:

Loser's Tournament? Maybe stake some of the draft on results??

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>>153717253
Now that Can'tnadians lost the one thing they had over us, they resort to guilt tripping. It's so fucking Joever

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>>153717253
a-anon burgers don't go to school, they get shot if they do, that's why they're all retarded
be patient and talk slow

>>153717253
You lost cuck lol

>>153717264
motherfucker didn't you just have a school shooting last week??

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>>153717197

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>>153717270
its ok timmy let it out
this is a safe space for retards

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>>153717264
>>153717253
>>153717234

You put the L in leaf

>>153717282
Turn your monitor on

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Krakko'd

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>>153717282

Krakaz goal!!

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>bullies canada
>it's the only country they know
MUH FLAT EARTH

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>/Horse/ Hockey

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>chicken hockey

>>153717289
Is that the semi truck driver who just killed those two girl hockey players in Alberta?

based Heiskenen crippling the nigger

>>153717325
we dont use that word here on black excellence night

>assv

my avies :(

that's Nichushkin's first PPGA of the season

EAT

ROCK

CANDY

GO KONGS GO LFG

Breadman

at an Avs game someone needs to throw a Stoat at Mckinnon

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fatties got quiet fast

>>153717327
we do and I did nigger

>>153717345
I don't want to see a grown man cry, again.

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>>153717363

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getting bootyblasted by these refs

>>153717363
the crowd is dead like the intermission when you on the titantron

Avs will make a push for Kadri, Im feeling they'll offer flames, Olofsson, Dury and Malinski and some pick for him.

Would leave the avs with 4m cap space after the trade even when O'Connor and Kiviranta comes back. So enough cap space for perhaps a little tweak here. That should make the 3rd line very decent. And the 3 players given up would be replaceable easily.

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>>153717370

damn my nuckies fucking blow

Damn this like the first time I’ve seriously watched them but these Krakaz is pretty good

Got robbed a goal and then went and scored another one that actually counted 30 seconds later. Pretty entertaining

robo is cheating

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this one better stay up gary
good

>>153717383
If they offer more than a third for Kadri with at least half retained they're getting fleeced.

>>153717383
Are you insane? They just extended Malinski for 4 years and there's absolutely no reason for the Avs to trade away a good defensemen for a 3rd line center who makes 7 million for 3 more years.

This nigga mackinnon and his bitchslut going life and death against byfield and friends lel

the laffs are more fun to watch if you play it as a parlour game
how are they going to blow the lead? take a sip whenever nylander plunks nowhere near the net
theres something for everything

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I decided to watch the Stars tonight because I simply want Canadian tears (in progress, they just went up by a goal, scratch that two). The best stream today is unfortunately Canadian, andI have to say: holy shit, Canadians are perhaps the absolutely most cucked population in existence. Is Canada on the verge of a mental breakdown? The ads are absolutely unbelievable (that RAV4 campfire singing shit), and some gay Nigerian shit at intermission? It's almost unwatchable. What the fuck is wrong with those "people"?

Why’s Lankinen not starting? Should make him earn that $4.5m contract.

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>>153717396
>these Krakaz is pretty good
lmao no

>>153717375
>getting bootyblasted by these refs

>posting this right as they just straight-up ignored the high stick on Jarvis
the cheek of it

>>153717416
vancouver has never been part of canada

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>>153717416
>is repulsed
>can't turn it off

>>153717252
Logan Couture has arthritis and didn't even get a cup out of it

>>153717422
>an enclave of Hong Kong between two US states
Does that sound accurate enough?

>>153717407
I doubt Flame will retain when they're clearly in rebuilt mode.

>>153717409
That plays to the Avs advantage.Classic asset management.
Use the current low cap hit and strong play as trade value, get playoff upgrade Kadri, Malinski's extension doesnt kick in till next year anyways so trading him now frees his spot without any cap pain. Avs will still have Makar, Towes, Manson, Burns and Kulak those are still pretty good D-Men.

>>153717416
Do you at least like our commentator? I think he’s the best in the biz.

>>153717416
That’s what happens when you have 3 major parties and 33% of your country (the big cities) vote for fringe unhinged shit like Trudeau (which will have lasting effects for years to come)

The Kraken Canes game is good for actual hockey though instead of just cringing

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now THAT'S how you screen a goalie! take lessons!

>>153717435
Yeah, he's pretty good, that's why I kept it on, really.

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>>153717435
>common 'tater

>>153717425
Shouldn't have choked that 3-0 series lead against LA in 2014

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>>153717422
Explain this then

>>153717447
trb can you make a funny post? just a single time i'm begging ya

>>153717320
gj anon.

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/hoc/ is for frens

>>153717456
its not him retard

>>153717471
shut up newfag

>>153717456
>size 39 is normal

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>>153717479

>>153717475
Us newfag twitter zoomies own your shit genny and board and actually your entire website and oh i forgot to mention i'm esl and my favorite hockey player is don cherry

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>too much men!!!1!

>>153717434
Malinski just signed a team friendly 4 year deal to compete for a cup with the Avs, there is no chance he's getting traded now.
And trading a 27 year old defenseman who leads the league in on-ice goals% for a 35 year old third line center is the opposite of good asset management.

>>153717492
Based

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>>153717495
There's no such thing as too many men

>>153717498
Can't believe you guys let the Canucks steal your flag like that.

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>>153717508

>>153717446
The intermission panal is also a good time. Tyson Barrie is on it!

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>>153717525

thinking my canesies might come back and win this one after the kraks got cocky early

kek these refs in LA blowing the whistle too damn early

how tf can the refs not allow this avs goal after review? absolutely no reason to blow the whistle there

Why'd they blow the whistle? Fuckin refs

Fire that motherfucker

>Give up your third best defenseman, two depth pieces, and a pick for a 35 year old Kadri at 7x3
Is this nigga serious hahaha what the fuck is wrong with you

my avies :((

>>153717498
That will really be down to the Avs, they're going for cup push not rebuild. Using Malinski as trade value will do them well.
Trading a 27-year-old breakout D (who's great but not Makar/Toews level) for a 35-year-old proven playoff center like Kadri (Cup winner with this core, grit, faceoffs, secondary scoring) is exactly smart, win-now asset management. Avs blue line is stacked (Makar-Toews-Manson-Burns-Kulak already solid), and Malinski is the expendable piece after the recent Girard/Kulak trade freed cap. Kadri slots in as the 3C upgrade that makes Avs forward group playoff-dominant again something a young puck-mover can't replicate in high-stakes series

YES GO KONGS

kek the avs are frauds

Peppered Angus

>>153717583
This sounds like AI and it's retarded, a cost controlled Malinski is not an expendable piece.

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twink death reaper claims another victim

we have no femboy sluts left :((

>>153717607
bedard wasn't really a twink to begin with. it's nice that he's taking up more head covering though. might make it easier to disguise the implants.

Expecting a big come back from the Canucks in this 3rd period.

>>153717595
Malinski is expendable.
You get to cash in on his low salary now before his salary ramps up to 4.75m next year.

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>>153717615
you're right. what twink has juicy thighs like /our/ bedsy

>>153717583
>Don't worry guys, we have 40 year old Brent Burns and Brett Kulak
Listen to yourself.

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>>153717535
>>153717537

this nigga makar really lost all his offensive prowess. just give bouchard the norris at this point.

>>153717623
>You get to cash in on his low salary now before his salary ramps up to 4.75m next year.
wtf is this retarded shit
benefitting from an expiring contract with low AAV compared to the player's ability only works if you're a contending team which the flames aren't. the Avs would only benefit if they had him in the playoffs at his low AAV and then traded him after the season, not now. but they obviously want to keep him since they just signed him to a new contract.

>>153717647
>guy who can't play defense gets award for best defenseman
Bouchard has costed the Oilers a number of games this year with his awful defending

am i the only one getting canadian armed forces recruitment ads on hockey articles? i use a 250$ chinkphone btw

>>153717681
these ads are everywhere

>>153717634
Retard, Brent Burns is 40 years old on 27p in 58 games and has a +/- of +30 with an average of 20m of ice time a game. Guys a vet and is proven.
All for $1m a year. Kulak has just joined putting in 19m games and has already stabilized the bottom pair.
Kadri doesnt gut anything and brings the forwards up towards a serious cup contender team. Avs really need to get a proper 3C.
Theres nothing wrong with a few "old guys" when they're still producing and eating up ice time.

>>153717655
This shit happens all the time m8, Pittsburgh did it for Hossa, Iginla.Crapitals trading Forsberg for Erat. Teams do this all the time using a young guys cheap AAV and performance to complete the trade for the vet who fits the last piece of the playoff puzzle. Avs get the contender Flames get a guy for rebuilding.

Y'all niggas better say sorry when Im right and Malinski gets traded for Kadri along with others.

>>153717667
no dman is remembered for picking pockets on a random tuesday afternoon game retard

>>153717703
Retard people definitely remember Bouchard blowing the fucking game because he can't defend a guy in front of his goal

>Cantpucks have been scored on by household names such as Adam Erne, Colin Blackwell, and Lian Bichsel

>>153717703
>>153717707
Don't forget Bouchard with the most nonchalant giveaways to cost his team games. If he's a Norris trophy winner, NHL has a huge talent problem

rock candy hurts my teeth

teeth? you're a fricken frog, anon, remember?

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>>153717731
>remember?
How can I ever forget?

>>153717681
they can tell you're a chud. you post on 4chan, you follow hockey, probably have said the word "jeet" before.

canada is obligated to send a few hundred soldiers to die for Israel and you are the PERFECT candidate according to the WEF algo

>he thinks they are actual frogs shitposting on this thread, and he's right, you know

>>153717731
why do you think frogs don't have teeth?

How the fuck can you even fix the Canucks

>>153717740
Relocation

>>153717740
have evander kane mentor superrookie mckenna

>the Portland Canucks

>>153717740
lmao all this happened because they chose JT Miller over Horvat

SCAAAARRR

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>came home from work
>took a huge Marner
>saw Crappo Caca scored
>Adam Larsson having 2 assists
It's a good day to be a KRAK addict!

>>153717740
Starts with management. Jim Rutherford will die before a rebuild is complete and Allvin is a retard.

>>153717742
Where should they go?

the saskatchewan molerats

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we LOVE our Dallas Stars, don't we folks?

>>153717740
Send them to America

I hear Houston could use a team

>>153717740
First you fire Adam Foote, he's way over his head as a NHL head coach at the moment. Hire someone who can make some players look good then a scourge the earth rebuild. Sell everything older than 25. Prepare for at least 5 years of being completely shit.

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>>153717740
You can't.

They're a cursed franchise because they always chimp out when they lose a Cup final

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randycanes bout to tie it up and give us a loserpoint

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>>153717782
Why must passion be punished?

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>>153717782

vancouverites on paper should not have the luxury of throwing hissy fits economically speaking

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THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABYYYYYYYYYYY

wow it's amazing what you can do when you don't get called for 58 minutes

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well thats surprising, gg canes, thanks for statpadding daccord

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2 point night for adam larsson

>>153717803
Hooligans and nogoodniks from Abbotsford and Surrey destroyed our beautiful downtown.

>>153717820
There is no video or pictures of indians participating in the Vancouver hockey riot

>>153717835
What I saw looked more like Korea

This fuckin ref bro

>>153717842
Is he the guy with the wild whistle?

makar dead hahahahahaha

>>153717848
he'll be fine
just got some rubber on the family jewels

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literally who the fuck is this guy

>>153717854
angus booth

>>153717855
where did he come from

>>153717859
where did he go?

>>153717860
where did he come from, angus booth joe

>>153717859
A ranch

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>>153717814
He sure did!

My avies :)

that was nice

my avies!!! :)))
toews!

Toews getting it done.