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Wings edition.
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This is a good edition.
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Why did he do it bros?
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only time homer announcers really annoy me (bruins especially) are during fights and they act like their guy is beating the piss out of the other guy and is doing it for honourable reasons no matter what is actually occuring
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are (You) excited for the world cup?
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see the Puck, /hoc/
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>>153714404
Except the Americans on Canadian teams are the reason Canadian teams never win cups.
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>We don't actually need to win a cup because um....BECAUSE WE JUST DON'T
Retard
>>153714403
I've literally been living in Canada for all my life, faggot.
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fuck your goalposts.
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big 'money on the board' night for Scott Laughton
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Gary Bruce Bettman has the Clap
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>xhe rb bubblin on vpn
KWAB
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>Gonorrhea is spread through sexual contact with an infected person,[1] or from a mother to a child during birth.[1] Infected males may experience pain or burning with urination, discharge from the penis, or testicular pain.[1]
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I think it's gonna be a second round pick
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How much does Canadians love Ozempic now that it's been pushed by Hockey Night in Canada for a while? It sure looks like he likes it.
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Well?
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>>153714611
You tested positive
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IF /hoc/ HAD A GIFT SHOP???
>would you buy a JEN!!! t-shirt?
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>>153714703
Only people with shit genetics get stuff like that. My mother fed me nothing but bologne sandwiches with a juicebox and a cheesestick and I started dipping tobacco at 13 years old. You see me crying about crohn's disease like a little bitch?
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Raped by my ref wings
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The raped (the raped)
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>>153714758
>american diets
STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEHEEEEEE
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you now remember when mcdavid didn't ask jake evans
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This is an 18 year old that's turned the Islanders into must watch TV, Stop reading so deep into the card and appreciate one of the best rookie seasons we might see by a defenseman in history
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>>153714959
Are you saying that the 10-15 people who picked the Canadian Olympic roster aren't hockey fans?
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>8 million 3rd line center for 6 more years
When did Avs became retarded?
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The Toronto Maple Leafs are the most important NHL franchise for a few reasons:
1. The Gravity of Economics: If the Maple Leafs ceased to exist, the global economy would immediately collapse. Their ticket revenues essentially finance the rest of the league, the space program, and probably the GDP of small countries.
2. The NHL's “Center of the Universe”: Toronto is not only the center of Canada; it is the spiritual capital of hockey. It is said that every time Auston Matthews laces up his skates, the entire hockey world shivers with delight.
3. The Stanley Cup Drought is a Gift: Not having won since 1967 is not a failure, it is a sacrifice. They let other teams win out of pure charity to keep the sport alive in less significant cities (such as Las Vegas or Florida).
4. Media Dominance: A sneeze from a fourth-line player in Toronto generates more news coverage than a hat trick by any other player in the league. If it's not in the Toronto Sun, did it even happen?
5. Historical Sanctuary: The Hockey Hall of Fame is in Toronto for a reason. It's basically the Maple Leafs' trophy case, they've just chosen to share the space to be nice.
6. Blue and White are the Colors of Hockey: The other teams only wear colors because they're not worthy of the royal blue hue. The ice is white just to honor the Leafs' away jersey.
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Is anyone pairing well with Nurse? I don't think so.
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Nice argument. I'm probably the only person here that watches every oilers and blackhawks game. I called this trade months ago and I was right, including the return. Post your epic reaction images all you want
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>>153715195
gee, Thanks, mister =D
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>>153715195
Nurse fucking sucks.
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>I'm probably the only person here that watches every oilers and blackhawks game
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I needed that win, im a sabres/bills fan and my life in general is in shambles but now I have hope
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>bills fan
sucks to be you!
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>>153715195
I appreciate you posting your opinion Anon I came here to see what people were saying about Mr. Murphy.
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I think kadri would be a great fit with the Avs
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just found out what time my habbies play tomorrow
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Whenever I hear the name Connor Murphy I immediately think of the fitness influencer Connor Murphy who went schizo and started drinking his own jizz for the macros. Really unfortunate person to share a name with.
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>>153715432
Nice genny, nigga.
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The Islanders will win the Stanley cup I'm the next 5 years!
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I am so glad that we got an updated version of this and canadians bought right into it
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that was a great Red Wings game. Thanks whoever linked me up how to watch that online it really saved my afternoon from being a complete shit show.
When's the next game start, in a half hour? Flyers vs Maple Leafs? Looks like its in Toronto, are they gonna boo Matthews?
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Gary gave America a gold medal though by 3v3 memes
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>>153715646
No, i think bettmannposting could be a funny gimmick
also reminder we canonically do not care about hockey and you're #3 in stan lees
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mad about our betty
he teaches cancucks their place
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>here's your top storyline bro
this league is so cooked
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leafs have looked like shit lately... would be really embarrassing for my flysies to lose to them
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once the clocks spring forward this sunday, british columbia will permanently stay on that time and not fall back in the fall anymore. this means next season canucks games will start at the same time as mountain zone time games, 1 hour earlier than seattle or california teams.
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>What if Kobe and Shaq never won a championship together
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>>153715907
watch babylon 5
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grim
shan't be watching "home feed"
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>>153715944
I’m going to after I watch the first season
t. TNG enjoyer
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>>153715961
Did we lose the olympics as karmic punishment?
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you know, you were my fav blue jackets player but now i am rethinking it because you would probably laugh in my face for being a woman and a female hockey fan. please say something regarding the laughing. it was NOT cool at all.
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Do you think these people have nightmares about the laughter, or like they hear someone laughing public now and they get absolutely triggered
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whoops wrong image
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>rags fans thought kartyre was a good pick up
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he made a funny joke about how people lose their shit when he doesn't pander to certain groups and they responded by laughing about the amusing scenario, how insecure do you have to be to feel like that's an attack on your entire existence
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>$11m per year plus tip
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>womens empowerment night
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>>153716147
bitches need to celebrate, too, ya know
>Don't Be A Pussy On Women's Empowerment Night, /hoc/
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>game is exclusive to prime streaming
>blacked out if you're not in the same state or some shit
This shit is retarded and is why I will always pirate when available
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Thanks Finland
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two good posts
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>>153716202
I have it but honestly I shouldn't since they kind of force you to pay a certain amount for next day but then their retard contract drivers fuck up
But I'm in the US and all of the shit says unavailable
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just imagine being trb
he's spent years trying to have a chill laid back persona like the dude, everyone thought he was retarded but sort of just dealt with him anyway, then bud comes around during one of his sperg outs and triggers tbg into becoming trb. four years later he still tries so hard but he's been called raped probably a thousand times now. and yet he keeps it up because this is all he has
it's pretty funny when you think about it,2bh
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i'm pretty sure taryn's the one /pol/posting here
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what is the point of him?
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>>153716311
Hey, me, too
Wanna eat Big Macs and smoke cigarettes?? Maybe later we could drink and drive, the day is young, after all
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I thought it was Unicorn
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>Are we still hating on >rags for no reason?
I see you oy vey
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Person I love most in the world didn’t get the mri result we had hoped for. Cant do shit about it until the appointment on Thursday anyhow.
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Oh yeah did you guys ever update this one?
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>Early in the season, a staggering 28.1% of games went to overtime. As of January 2026, the rate had slightly "normalized" to 25.9%, which remains a salary cap-era record.
>For comparison, only 20.7% of games went to overtime during the 2024–25 season. The current rate is on track to produce roughly 340 loser points in the standings, 69 more than last year.
>Because 3-on-3 overtime is being solved at its lowest rate since its introduction (only 63.7% of OTs end in a goal), shootouts are also up roughly 60% compared to last season.
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>rags
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At this point I just don't care that the rags are sucking. It's to be expected at this point.
But jfc, it's getting so boring watching them be ass. Can they at least put some effort into winning games so they're not just easy points for everyone else?
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he was the king because he was the best goalie in the league on a team with terrible offense
he also mogs the fuck out of any american, this is americas "most attractive athlete" btw
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It's just a part of their culture
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king
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>only "won" one scripted asterisk cup* due to extreme rigging by gary
>so shit in old age he ended his career at 1499 gp kwab couldnt play ONE more game
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gary is gracious to his neets
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the new york rangers
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You must be in the Philly TV market. even if you're way out in the boonies, even another state you zip code of your IP address is likely still considered the Philadelphia hockey market
I live 500 miles away from Tampa but it's still considered my local market and shown on an antenna channel here.
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HOCKEY DAY!
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>>153716685
Very timely, I was about to post this
>McDonald’s in Canada, NHL and NHLPA present the NHL Star Sticks Meal.
>Fans can get tiny little hockey sticks and the Hockey Hero Burger: “3 juicy 100% Canadian beef patties, topped with shredded lettuce, crispy hickory-smoked bacon, processed cheese, and mayo-style sauce."
>Get one of seven NHL Star Sticks with every NHL Star Sticks Meal at McDonald's in Canada:
Connor McDavid
Auston Matthews
Macklin Celebrini
Quinn Hughes
Cale Makar
Samuel Montembeault
Sam Reinhart
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>The 2013-14 NHL season currently holds the record for the highest overtime rate in a completed regular season, with 25% of all games requiring extra time.
>However, as of December 2025, the 2025-26 season is on pace to shatter this record, with 27.3% of games tied after regulation through the first 425 matchups
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no one can resist his stick
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We're at a double pronged crossroads, teams know to abuse the shit out of garypoints so both teams stop trying tied in the third and 3v3 overtime is solved.
I think the league is going to try and change something over the summer unless the overtime format is somehow part of the CBA.
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>Gary "Gary Time" Bettman
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come get your mother, /hoc/, Im not cleaning that cum out of her
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>fourfull draw at MSG
>MDD in Toronto
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>jackets blue a 4-0 lead to the rags
>in the 3rd period
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>he's not wearing his special Hockey Vision Lenses
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I don’t know which one it was that I picked but it was the UK channel Premier sports two for the Rangers/blue jackets game and it was almost as fun watching the commercials as it was watching that game. It was a good game though.
I don’t even know why I pay for ESPN this Flyers l/leafs game has been so fucking boring and they don’t even put the good games on ESPN. The Rangers blue jackets game was so much better.
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Get yer guns boys it’s a shootout!!!
If you’re watching the Flyers/Leafs game in overtime, it was so hilarious when Matthews went flying into the net. He just looked like a little kid that was like “what just happened.??”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA