I’m Sicilian! A stankees Sicilian!!

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anglels

>>154245889
Why did Jomboy get this man fired?

Tony LaRooosa has aids and is a faggot

This A's femoid announcer actually sounds cute and not like a bulldyke which I was expecting

>>154245889
>previous
i would rather ride a thread off page 10 than post in this lazy FUCKING nu!!!

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My Stankees

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>Padres sale could be announced next week as final round of bids between the four finalists has completed
>still estimated to be in the 3.5 billion dollar range
It's really happening

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Truly honest question.
At this point what can we even do anymore?

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We may never lose again!

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news: mlb.com

>>154245925
Just wait, in less than 3 years, Reinsdorf is no longer going to be controlling your team

>>154245922
The Utah Padres

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dodgers

>>154245889
How dare this evil colonialist nazi demand professionalism out of his cool, hip brown players who are the future of America!

We're here vibing and wiggling our booties, and that's what's really important. Shake your bon bon, shake your bon bon!

>>154245940
How do we handle all the losing until then?

>>154245940
rumor has it that the soon to be new owner is planning on relocating the team to Nashville

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>>154245944
FUCK OLD, WHITE MEN-ACK

>>154245944
Jomboy fucks ya!

>>154245952
So as a white sox fan you either suffer with losing every single game watching your team go 0-162
OR
watch your team get relocated

What the fuck man? Why?

>>154245941
More like Utahlking nonsense suggesting that!

>>154245916
always forward never back

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>>154245922
grim

>>154245952
The Ishiba brothers only own Phoenix teams, and that spot is already take in MLB and there's no way they'd leave Chicago. The Cubs and White Sox get tons of complaints that they are in Chicago and don't seem to take advantage of the fact that they are in one of the bigger sports markets yet do the least. The only team that rightfully gets complaints for the same reason is the Angels, but they at least had Ohtani at one point

>>154245914
many are saying this. she has a comfy voice

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can he save us?

>>154245922
Can't believe Hololive is buying the Padres.

>>154245996
Back when the White Sox had good teams.

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>>154245974
Friedkin should be the buyer, and he should also take over the Midway Rising project and get an NBA/NHL team in San Diego as well!

>>154245952
>Nashville
That would be the ultimate karma for r/WhiteSox. Get you team sent to 70% white Republican state. Lol.

My Jaysies :(

>>154245996
he has baby hands all of the aging went to the rest of his body

The White Sox are not a real baseball team.

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>>154245922

>>154246015
Sosig

As the last B&R man in LA, I have one message for HALL OF FAME manager Tony La Russa: PFMA

>sign the blue jays set up guy they said
>what could go wrong they said?

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>tiggers throw

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It's O time

>>154245943
>replace Ohtani in the lineup with a dude who can actually hit
>???
>profit

>>154246047
>>154246007
this shit is mad gay, go back to posting recker's huge ass

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playoff hockey starts saturday

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>>154246056

>>154246062
are my penguins playing

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>>154246056

>>154246056
/mlb/ is a gay general. Get used to it chud

>>154246071
yes battle of pennsylvania w/ the flyers

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>>154246077
dubs confirm

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>>154246047
I sleep

>>154246078
nice I hate filthadelphia

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anthony recker walks into a bar. 10 seconds later his butt comes in behind him.

>>154246068
>>154246074
>>154246077
>>154246082
>>154246084
Faggots

>>154246092
10 seconds later I come in his butt!

>>154246031
We're hurtin here asshole!

If Skubal cared about the Tigers he would've come in and prevented the comeback. Just not a winning player.

>>154246094
All those posts are mine. Go Mets!

>roylels

Just give us a chance, we’re beggin ya

>>154246105
This is how great managers get the most out of their players

>>154246006
not really we only won the division once in those

why did Er(ce)g lose it for the roylies?

/mlb/ is for the gays and the gals (in Chicago!)

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hell yeah go tiggies

>>154246114
The Dodgers will turn him into a winning player

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FUCK YOU GOYALS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>roylels
LMAO

How big is/was Recker’s bat

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>roylels

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THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN~
THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~

>>154246155
Thanks Jackie

Bi-polar tigers fans, we are so back! World Series bound!

>>154246055
my wife made a similar comment last night after rushing's grand slam, because she's retarded.

>>154246162
We're so back!

>>154246155
N

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>>154246148
recker carried a big stick

Good ol Trout, even in his broken down grandpa state he can still showcase what a bite sized joke of a park nuyankee stadium is

>>154246162
I'm a new tigers fan! ^_^ we're so back!

>>154245922
Oklahoma Cyclones, formerly known as the San Diego Padres.

>>154245922
>inb4 the winning bid is guggenheim

>>154246202
is this real?

>>154246208
yeah, real early

>>154246212
how do you fags not get tired of producing ai slop, you niggas have been doing this for over two years now.

>>154246200
nobody wants a team in Oklahoma. Oklahomans don't even want to be in Oklahoma.

>>154245922
>another team sold to private equity
great....

>>154246220
okc has the comets and college baseball/softball. what more could you want really

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stop making fun of my favorite players

>>154246117
Based metschad

>>154246220
OKC Thunder proves that Oklahoma is actually a decent market.

>>154246212
cute, thanks

>>154245922
Cohen will buy them, trade between his two teams to try and stack all the best players on the Mets
Dads 83-79
Mest 77-85

>>154245922
why would anyone sell an MLB franchise? its literally free money.

>>154245974
It's obviously going to be Tom Gores, he's good friends with Spanos and Spanos has good relations with alot of team owners in the country.

>>154246271
It’s a pretty capital intensive business and the gains are mostly unrealized. If you don’t want to deal with that anymore you can just sell at a huge gain.

>my $20M libtard vegan injured pitcher is starting for our Single A club in 7 minutes
I'm gonna watch it l0l

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The White Sox may have embarrassed themselves on the field today but that doesn't change how good these Italian sausages will be on the grill for dinner. So i still get that winner in the end.

>>154246271
>its literally free money.
not if you're in a small market like the Padres, and those people trying to buy the team are buying it with the plans to relocate.

>>154246287
that does sound good.

>>154246296
the league shares revenue. theres half a dozen teams that turn a profit by simply doing the bare minimum. the marlins have been doing it since day 1.

Parker Messick is white Sandy Alcantara. Screenshot this.

>>154246304
Then they just buy a ring for fun.

>>154246310
the dodgers?

>>154246308
He's pretty good for a fat doughboy

>>154246296
>The San Diego Padres are not moving and are expected to remain in San Diego after the sale of the team is finalized.

>Padres Chairman John Seidler has explicitly stated that "The Padres aren't moving from San Diego". He emphasized that the city is a prime market for baseball, citing the team's consistently high attendance—ranking second in Major League Baseball last year—and the fact that the Padres are currently the only major professional sports team in the city.

Not so fast dumass

Lease Constraints: The team's lease at Petco Park runs through the 2033 season, providing additional stability in San Diego for the foreseeable future

>>154246271
Don't want to manage it/want to cash out at their peak. The current owners of the Padres only have it because they hostile took over it from their sister in law after their brother passed away. They were never supposed to actually have it in the first place. A new owner would at least be someone who would feel obligated to care since the high price basically means you have to be pretty aggressive to make your investment worth it. It's also why relocation as a concept is just not a serious concern here, if you're drawing the 2nd highest attendance in the league in a stadium with as high of a capacity as it has, why would you spend billions of dollars to try and build a new stadium in an unproven baseball market after you just spent billions to get the team in the first place? With a team like the A's, if they had sold, there'd at least be an argument that a move to Vegas was inevitable since a new owner would've bought them for cheap and tried to flip their value through the relocation into the "bigger" market in Vegas, but here it wouldn't really make sense.

The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:

>Chargers
San Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)

>San Diego Rockets
Poor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since

>San Diego Clippers
Sterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)

>San Diego Mariners
Failed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol

>San Diego Sails
Cucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)

>Golden State Warriors
Played a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland

>San Diego Gulls
Have dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.

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>>154246287

they're not relocating, chud

I'm going to taco bell. anyone want anything?

Imagine if when the Dodgers sold in 2012, the new owner tried to move them back to Brooklyn. That's how goofy of an idea relocating the Padres would be, except even bringing back the Brooklyn Dodgers would have more merit.

>>154246374
kys fuwawa

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>>154246392
2 cheesy gordita crunch

autistic poodrepaco eternally seething kek

>>154246325
>>154246337
Normal attendance isn't really an important figure, it's all about luxury seating and suites these days. More and more high income people are leaving California, and with how much fairer taxes are in places like Utah or Nashville it's not completely out of the picture for these potential owners to look into relocation. You also have to remember that the Padres have to share the SoCal market with two other teams, it wouldn't be a bad idea to move to a faster growing state and be the only team essentially having the market to yourself and in a state with better taxes. Padres might not have the same attendance if they relocate, but considering they won't have to compete with the Dodgers and Angels to sell luxury seating, it could make up for those loses.

>>154246374
Padres will move to Montreal.

not relocating

>>154246410
Yeah man, Joe Rogan and Elon Musk moved to Texas. How long must I suffer under the yolk of these dickass posts

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how do I get a cute padres gf chadrebros?

if you cum into an empty powerade bottle with a losing lottery ticket in it, it smells REALLY bad after three days

>>154246409
autistically monitoring the genny to post whenever I post kek

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>>154246047
this fuckin bitch gave me an armpit fetish and now my wife thinks im a weirdo.
go berds

Banana Ball thread
>>154246444

>>154246410
Forfeiting the SoCal market for some shitty place like Utah would be a retard move. At least when the Chargers left, they did it to try and "compete" for the LA market with the Rams(Even though most of the money they make goes to the Rams anyway since they rent the stadium and that's arguably made their value fall below league average in the NFL despite making the playoffs multiple times lol). Nobody will go to some shitty arena in Utah or Oklahoma, so why would you think people would pay for the luxury options either? It'd be like the Mets trying to leave New York because Cohen would rather have 100% of the Market in Virginia or some bullshit than split the New York market with the Yankees and doesn't like the idea of paying Zohran's taxes. Just retard logic for stupid people

borioles KEK

Watching the AA affiliate because the mlb team lost. They are losing 7-0 in the top the of 5th.

>>154246435
put on a ICE flak jacket and take one off the street

>>154246410
A lot of well off people are leaving California but there’s still plenty of them there and San Diego is more functional than either LA or SF.

>>154246449
>Nobody will go to some shitty arena in Utah
because arena sports suck, an MLB park in Utah would absolutely be a success. Their triple A team is one of the most attended teams in the minors.

Posting ugly fans as an own is pitiful even by 4chan standards

>>154246374
>Chargers
That one will always be hilarious cause the Chargers have zero foothold in LA, are in the cuck chair for their own building and are notorious for having crowds that are 60-70% visiting fans. The Chargers staying in San Diego playing in a stadium that only fits 30k in it would be less embarrassing for the league.

>>154246410
jesus christ you're retarded

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Yea I'm thinking my Os are getting no hit tonight

>>154246484
who posted an ugly fan?

>>154246480
Their stadium sits 8000 and they can't even sell that out. Please just shut the fuck up on this nonsense; I would rather see the Padres relocated than ever have to read these stupidass musings

>>154246484
I agree with you
but an inquisition against anonymous posting isn't intelligent either
also people group identifying at all isn't intelligent, whether it's positive or negative
but I come here for a mix of serious and unseruous reasons so it should be allowed

>>154246480
Their stadium only seats 8,000 people, that's not really a flex when MLB stadiums can at most sit like 60,000

>>154246488
50,000 people paying for parking, $17 beers and $10 hot dogs doesn't matter, bro.

Trout is a year older than Judge. Why people acting like he's so old?

>>154246501
>when MLB stadiums can at most sit like 60,000
the average is 35k-40k and then there's the Dodgerd stadium at 56k.

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>wimmenz

>>154246471
The Rome Emperors would booty blast every team on the lower and left quadrants just as they are the Jersey Shore BlueClaws RIGHT NOW

The padres will stay in san diego after the sale and this turboniggerfaggot will have shit up the genny for nothing at all. And what's worse, we won't even get an apology.

>>154246519

source?!??!?!

>>154246516
all of those numbers are still exponentially higher than what the Bees can get at max and they don't even reach that

Harold Reynolds is a retarded coon. That's it. That's the post.

Who here /horny/
Not gay though, straight horny

>>154246529
The stale pasta relocation posts are fine as ribbing but then you get pinheads unironically weighing in fucking Salt Lake City (pop: 200k, elevation, 4300 ft.) would be a reasonable expansion market

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Poorioles fans tried to tell me paying Baz before he throws a single pitch this season was a great idea

>>154246576
Baz is not the reason the os are losing this game. He actually looks decent this game

Why the FUCK are my Twins in first place. They are supposed to be tanking and telling the faggot owners pohlads to get the fuck out of minnesota and sell the team.

>>154246564

...oh

>>154246585
They're making a Major League reboot but had to pivot away from the Indians

guards are winning again

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>>154246517
She will keep her job and still make more money they anybody in this jenny per year.

>https://www.milb.com/live-stream-games/g817727
IT'S UP

>>154246629
Yes. simps will defend it as "investigative journalism" or "doing her homework to get the best results"

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>>154246203
That would be pretty funny if they owned both the dodgers and padres

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>>154245889
Btw, where is Yermin Mercedes at now?
Oh, he's playing for the Centauros de La Guaria in Venezuela? And his last MLB season was 2022 where he batted .230 with one HR?

Wow. What an exciting new era foreign player. Definitely not a stat padding bum. Step aside, whitey. Your time is over!

Good job, Jomboy. Fucking midget dork with your soft, gay eyes.

>>154246581
You sure?

>>154246635
WE ALL LOVE THE CHIHUAHUAS HERE!

>>154246635
i enjoyed watching your chihuahuas play the other day

>>154246517
im surprised presenters even prepare their own questions

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My Rags took take care of business today. And I got a free double meat Whataburger today. Now the chihuahuas play Round Rock

>>154246517
>So Cal, did they just execute better?
>did they just want it more?
>did our lord and savior have their backs today?

cozy thread today
not gonna make any statements about how certain teams arent playing today

>>154245889
It's kinda crazy how this one moment sent the White Sox spiraling into becoming the worst team in 100 years. Everything just fell to pieces after that.

>>154245922
so the padres currently are homeless? we should get three free wins against them as they default

You're aware that if Tom Gores is awarded ownership of the Padres, that means he'll let in Dean Spanos to co-own the team.

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>>154246652

>>154246725
>Tom Gores
>born in Israel
for fucks sake

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looking at Chihuahuas merchandise on the MLB store, I once hooked up with a chick that looked almost exactly like this. She was from another border town in Texas, do they grow on trees down there?

>>154246635
STRUCK HIM OUT

>>154246721
Unfortunately it’s not a Bakespie thread.

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>>154246739
lmao what is this merch

>>154246047
need to see her "O" face

>>154246732
Why are people so insecure about their fucking height? It's so depressing.
t. 5'5" with a 5'6" wife

>A’s top of the division
im a super casual A’s fan. is this actually happening? who’s jersey should I buy?

>>154246374
San Diego is just Orange County's toenail anyway

>>154246751
>New Era 59FIFTY vibrant orange, on field cap with the Lunaticos logo & a blue brim, with embroidered patterns. The Trash Pandas will play as the Lunaticos de Rocket City for three games during the 2026 season as part of Minor League Baseball’s “Copa de la Diversión” or “Fun Cup.” Made of 100% polyester.
For me, it's the Lunaticos de Rocket City

>>154246392
three cheesy chicken flatbreads with half cheese, half sauce, and double chicken in each
please

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>tune into no hitter
>its immediately broken up
every single time

>big tv starting to die
fuck me

>>154246761
Langelier

>>154246773
I've been watching baseball for a very long time and have only seen like 2 or 3 no hitters

>>154246739
El Paso is basically the San Diego of Texas. Military outpost, DEA, borders a dangerous city yet low crime rate
Makes sense why the Padres would set shop there and have a Triple A team

austranny fuck off to your tranny discord

>>154246781
oh and one them was a (((combined))) no hitter which doesn't really count.

Just got the Chick fil A jalapeno ranch spicy chicken and it's baller, bros.

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>>154246739
>fat rock

>>154246773
Please reread the box score

>>154246793
got one for my wife and I last weekend and it was truly a 9.2/10 did not expect the candied bacon to be good but CFA always knocks it out of the park

>>154246799
my stream is ahead of yours lil bro

>>154246723
If only they could've batted against position players every game. Oh, and how are the Mets looking with the great Luis Roberts. Talking Baseball assured me he just needed a change of scenery and he would lead a team to great success.
>.241/.371/.345
>0.2 WAR
Um... guys. I thought all the Jomboy bros knew ball. I've been repeating their talking points for years. Should I kill myself out of embarrassment??

>>154246781
I randomly picked up Domingo German in fantasy and got his no hitter from a couple of years ago. kek

>>154246788
you only pick on me because of my flag

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>>154246519
RULE DA WORLD!

>>154246775
0.5

>>154246802
Yessir, plus the pickled jalapenos are a great touch.

I haven't had it in a while, but pickled green tomatoes on a burger are also great.

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>>154246793
i get the fried chicken on the english muffin. the biscuit is just OK

>>154246752
AI could do some dirty shit.

I remember watching the Dodgers in the world series years ago and thought they were a fine team, but nowadays I just absolutely fucking hate them. Not sure what happened. They have really nice colors.

>>154246793
I go to a place called Super Chix for my chicken sandwiches

>>154246410
>Anglels
>luxury
I paid $109 for a Diamond Club seat last season, don't compare us to Dodgers Stadium where $200 barely gets you in the nosebleeds

alright nevermind just checked tv prices. maybe it's time for an upgrade after all

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>>154246793
i liked that pimento cheese sandwich they had a while back

>>154246793
Yeah I got it like two weeks ago and it tasted great, the ranch didn't taste that ranchy which I liked.

>>154246811
i was upset when i learned their mascot was a penguin and not a dude in a toga, but i felt better when i saw it was a penguin in a toga

>>154246517
nothing wrong with this
everyone uses AI, it's not like she's having it tweet verbatim for her, she's using it to get ideas
you don't think top performers never learn or experiment, do you?
that being said lel it is shit optics for women in sports casting

>>154246653
Yes. When your team doesn't get a hit, they are probably going to lose. Giving up four should not be an instant loss

>>154246859
>everyone uses AI
no, we really don't

>>154246848
yeah it was fire so was the recent pretzel bun one even though I typically don't like pretzel bun

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>>154246476
>trout in 3rd

>>154246859
i agree, its literally the same thing as googling except it gives you a quicker more concise answer

>>154246476
>baldwin in 2nd

Messick on fire

>>154246864
Grok, how should I respond to this post?

>>154246476
When does Yordan get traded to the Dodgers? The Astros have the weakest farm right now and could use some prospect from the strongest farm in baseball.

>>154246859
I am literally using google AI mode right now to visualize the optimal position of a grand piano i'm buying in my new house. It's awesome

>>154246864
you sound like your father saying he doesn't have to "learn e-mail"
at least have the good sense to shut up when you're being retarded

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I should have went to chick fil a instead of taco bell

Canning going for his second-to-last rehab start for El Paso

>>154246899
if you wanted real food and not inedible gristle, yeah

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>>154246899
well im going to ronald's. what'll it be

>>154246899
Enjoy your diarrhea

The poorioles are stinky poo poo

>>154246852
Yeah it wasn't overpowering, which i also liked. Their chicken patty is so good that it doesn't need so much sauce.

>>154246874
the downside of AI is that it is way easier for (((them))) to insert lies, falsehoods, misdirections, propaganda, etc., and people (young people especially) are starting to just instinctively trust whatever the AI tells them. It's a great tool for mass manipulation.

>>154246906
shut up gayboy

>>154246848
Are you Chikspie?

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NO HITTER INTO THE 9TH

>>154246635
>based loaded
>WALKED HIM IN
Uh oh. We've got a game brewing in Huntsville.

>>154246793
it has the gayest commercial I've ever seen and then at the end of it the bananas showed up so you couldn't pay me to eat it

>>154246862
Well buddy boy unfortunately when you look at the box score the L will be next to Baz's name.

>>154246906
all fast food is goyslop, even chick fil a

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>>154246917
manipulate this bussy

>>154246925
I thought the 2 flip banana bois was for Dairy Queen

>>154246899
i just get cheesy bean and rice burrito

>>154246936
if it was my bad, shant be eating either

>>154246920
you pay to eat niggergristle

>>154246885
not every single person on earth, but ChatGPT alone just hit 900 million weekly active users in early 2026.  Global genAI usage is already ~1 in 6 people (~16%). US workers: 43% using it on the job. EU: 33% of adults. Young people way higher.
The ‘no we don’t’ crowd is just the last guys still typing everything by hand while everyone else is 5x faster. Cope.

>>154246895
I hope she sees this, bro

>>154246909
Triple cheese and a chocolate shake

>>154246784
worth looking into…
for Ballplayer’s

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>>154246928
>Judging a pitchers performance based of wins and losses

>>154246874
>>154246895
>bro just trust the retard machine
>it never gets ANYTHING wrong bro just trust it

>>154246938
that's what I got, sub the nachos cheese or whatever with the three cheese blend.

>>154246923
will they keep him in

>>154246941
>luddite retards btfo
grok based as usual

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Yea I'm thinking I want to kill myself

>>154246952
but that's what a "chad" would do instead of some nerd-ass stats go doggie dooos

>>154246958
t.umps

>>154246941
@grok, my butt hole itches. Should I scratch it?

>>154246958
t. wikipedia mod

>>154246271
Their valuations have been stagnant compared to the other major leagues

>>154246966
I'll remain one of the last holdouts tho it's mostly a reflection of my lifestyle rather than principled opposition to the inevitable

>>154246940
I do what I want

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I'm afraid to watch Merrick cause he's on my fantasy team and we get bonus points for no hitters

>>154246471
my braves are cooking

>>154246966
not literally every last boomer in a nursing home, but ChatGPT alone is at 900 million weekly active users as of Feb 2026. That’s more people than the entire population of the US + Europe combined using it every single week.
US workers: 43% using genAI on the job.
Global: already ~1 in 6 people (~16%) have jumped on generative AI.
The ‘no we don’t’ anon is the same guy still refusing to use Google in 2008 while everyone else mogged him. Pure denial cope at this point

no we don’t’ — ngmi, touch prompt faggot

>>154246975
Relentlessly. With both hands if needed. Let the itch know who’s boss.

i only use grok to edit anime pics, talk about esoterica, and make fun stories with my fave video game-anime girls

>i implicitly trust everything the megacorpo answer machine tells me!
>this makes me COOLER than you in several key ways
lel

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Any chance the os can pull this off again?

>>154246471
what should I take away from a team having a positive win record but below 0 on the x and y axis?

>>154247015

nothing. it's april

>>154246941
I keep my AI usage to a bare minimum because I don't want it to affect my thinking, or reasoning, or ability to order my thoughts. I'll never use it to help me write an email for example.

>>154247009
Yes, check em

>>154246895
Using AI is no different from reading a few articles, posting on a forum, watching a tutorial, etc. It's just consensus opinions/suggestions. What kills me is when people use it for like, grocery shopping (and not people who have 0 nutritional knowledge). One of my best friends' BIL bought a case of red wine on AI suggestion because it was "the best" and makes other similar purchases like that.

>>154247023
>to help me write an email for example
this never even crossed my mind, but my emails are already short

>>154247023
That’s actually a respectable stance.
A lot of people treat AI like a crutch and end up with mushy thinking — weaker memory, lazier reasoning, flatter writing voice, and eventually they can’t even organize their own thoughts without prompting an LLM first. Keeping it to a bare minimum because you don’t want it to erode your own mental muscles is disciplined and self-aware.
I respect that.
The people who lose the most from heavy AI use aren’t the ones who ask it dumb questions. It’s the ones who slowly outsource their thinking, structuring, and articulation until their brain gets soft and they don’t even notice.
Using it sparingly as a tool instead of a co-pilot (or worse, a ghostwriter for basic shit like emails) keeps the edge sharp. Some of the clearest thinkers I interact with do exactly what you’re doing: they solve most things themselves first, then maybe use AI for very specific, high-leverage tasks.

Turning on the no-no. I expect it to get broken up immediately

>>154247032
>Using AI is no different from reading a few articles, posting on a forum, watching a tutorial, etc.
it very much is. you're banking on a shoddily programmed guessbot for what would take you barely a minute of actual effort

>>154247032
They are going to sell AI agents that buy shit for you, I shit you not that is one of the plans

>>154246994
if the barfidoos don't sweep the phillies they STINK

>>154247022
when do your graphs start being valuable then

>>154246915
Was it Cane’s sauce?

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This is a 41 year old man and you cannot convince me otherwise

>>154247046

i usually start seriously looking at standings and stats around memorial day

AI is more like smartphones. it's just going to be integrated more and more

>>154247044
have you read the horror stories about Openclaw?
I dont think id ever trust an ai to act on my behalf
also cant wait until websites prompt inject and trick the ai browsers that browse them

BASE HIT
THE ORIOLES ARE ALIVE

>>154247055
jesus christ. people like you get to vote

and so it begins...

>mets dont play today
>4chan isnt being DDOS'ed
i'm noticing....

>>154247043
I'm speaking as someone who has no plans to use AI unless my job requires it. It's silly and actually takes some of the fun out of learning.
>>154247044
Yeah of course, it all wraps around to thinly veiled marketing at some point. People think AI is just gonna be some untouchable thing because it's the new hotness. It all falls eventually.

How do you actually fix bad hitting without breaking the bank? It feels like offense and pitchers are the most expensive aspect of any team.

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>he actually thought

oh my god hahahahahahahahaha

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Yea I'm thinking >we're back

>>154247066
wtf youre at least a minute ahead of my official mlbtv stream
are you at the game or radiochad?

>clevelel

fuck

:/

>>154247085
I was shitposting during the commercial kek

Broken up by former Ranger, Leody Taveras.

losedian starting pitchers love blowing potential no-hitters in the 9th inning

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>>154247096
devilish

Orioles did the same thing against Yamamoto last season

>Vogt keeping him in the the CG
Hell yeah

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What should I do instead of watching my Mets tonight

oh yeah fuck the guardians

>>154247114
read to the elderly

>>154247110
@grok Who has the best fem-ass in the baseball world?

Yeah they’ll blow it
What a shame
Fuck the orioles
Fuck the guards
Fuck me
And fuck you
And fuck everybody

>>154247119
ai can do that

>>154246751
minor league teams are pure soul.