Cubs win!

doyers

so how are the Mets going to fuck this one up?

we need more cubs girls

>>154331156
The ass probably

>>154331156
you have your answer

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The Mets

>>154331142
Sex with Taylor

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Yanks

Amedtahni

we need more cubs girls with tattoos who like eating hotdogs and whose cubbies just won

>luis robert's offense disappears
>luis robert's defense disappears

>>154331181
That’s literally me

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ayo who is bro feeling like

I love you guys

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dodgers

>nationals
>playing for a city

my braves are winning again..

Cubs won the first inning though.

We need sausage girl

a CEDANNIAN strikeout

BREAKING NEWS: THE PHILLIES HAVE A HIT WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION
OH MY BAYBAWL

>>154331142
fuck
FUCK

Going to White Castle, how many sliders you want.

METTIES! Meet the JETTIES!

>new coach box dimensions to prevent sign stealing
>red sox, astros, and blue jays suck
im nooooticing kek

>>154331174
thats a boys name

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>>154331227
Get me a crave case

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Threadly reminder, she hates baseball.

Guys how do we cheer up Mets fans?

Here we go tomboys here we go

PHILLIES SMOL BAWL?
OH MY EM EL BEE!

>twink defending

you gotta get that ball home quicker bro shouldnt score from first there

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>>154331238
Threadly reminder, she is my wife and loves the Orioles

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>I’m going to replace a bunch of fan favorites this year with a bunch of shortstops
>None of them are good at fielding and you can’t play them at shortstop
>Also I’m signing the guy who’s biggest moment was getting buck broken by one of the players I let walk and I’m making him the closer

>>154331255
reddit quirk chungus mutt

>>154331255
>Threadly reminder, she is my wife and loves the Ravens
Ftfy

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player of color hustle challenge: impossible

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Why can't they score?

>>154331255
Oh, that explains why she hates baseball.

I was taking a bag of yard waste to the curb and the paper bag broke since it got rained on and it spilled wet leaves all over my walkway and I tried to clean it up but there was mud on the shovel and it just spread mud all over the concrete which was recently washed. Then I got mad and just left it. Fuck everything

>>154331255
Who is this semen demon

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>>154331255

>>154331282
Are you yardspie?

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>>154331282

>>154331282
based giver upper

>>154331279
They got rid of all their bats

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>>154331286
Le quirky chungus heckin wholesome zoomer
Aka Queen of /sp/

>>154331279
the sux are actively terrified of sac bunting

>>154331282
get a wheel barrow you retard

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martin perez is elite

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>>154331255
Imagine getting cucked by another birb

>>154331305
You think she keeps it hairy?

if the mets fucking lose this game they should be relegated to AA or something, the twins do not want to win this

>>154331315
They will find a way to lose

you guys are still giving alyssaposting (you)s?

lol cohen paid the twins to throw the game

>>154331315
Agreed, Jays can go with them.

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>>154331309
she's pregnant with fredbird's eggs

>>154331321
I fucked her

>>154331309
She's just a child in that pick. Do cardinals really molest children?

>minnesomalia in charge of keeping the mest winless

>>154331282
get a brown driveway

nice defense

>>154331329
the AL is AA tho?

jesus christ what are you retards going

>>154331337
saar she is my white wife saar I fuck her

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attapetey

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>>154331351
just postin

>>154331349
Besides the Yankees, that is.

>what are you going

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>>154331321
You still seething at Alsya?

I'm trans GO SOX

>>154331362
>>154331358
I... I made a typo... it's... *cough*... over for me, go on withou-
*dies*

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yankees city connect next year will feature george's grave being pissed on

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he was the #6 prospect and #1 pitching prospect for 2026. is he playing like the #1 prospect overall so far?

>>154331341
https://x.com/Cardinals/status/2024621847816318977
This picture was taken this year
Imagine getting cucked by a red birb

brownoid takeover hours on /mlb/

>>154331369
I’m gay go yanks!

>Lindor hurt
Oh my GOD

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I’m a chicken nugget!

GO SOX

>>154331384
he doesn't have the randy johnson tier aura required to be elite and ginger

>>154331396
Just as he started getting going U_U

>>154331379
george was a retard

>>154331396
the mets season turns around TONIGHT

>>154331396
da raped mets

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>>154331388
>tfw no static charged gf

>isolated power = slugging minus batting average
fucking NERDS

You guys do know birds invented cucking right? The cuckoo is a parasite that lays eggs in another birds nest, then the baby cuckoo pushes the other birds out and the cucked bird species feeds them until they are adults

I'm a Cubs girl who likes hot dogs and beer!

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>>154331408
he won championships and kept THEM off the team

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Losing Lindor is a good thing and will benefit the Mets

>>154331401
>yankees fans
truly subhuman

>>154331388
Why does she like birds so much?

>>154331422
why did they do it?

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>>154331414

>>154331422
cg;dr (Cubs girl, didn't read)

>>154331437
Why don't more pitchers do this?

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Big mouth kwab

>>154331396
>0.2 war

mets fans are genuinely retarded

>>154331435
they werent ready for kids and wanted to keep travelling and eating out

>>154331396
Good maybe they win some games now with commodore faggot out

>>154331437
Get her in a Savannah Bananas uniform ASAP.

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would it work

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>>154331424

>>154331422
Brood parasitism is the term I couldn’t remember

>>154331365
Ooohgahdamm

bisons legend on the mound for the twins

>>154331480
What's on your mind bro?

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>>154331480
I mean, who wouldnt? She is the paragon of american beauty

>>154331499
my braves

>>154331499
I can’t tell if the angels are good

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Get in, loco! We about to take the division!

uh oh metsies

>>154331309
Huh, the same pitcher that lost us the game today in that pic...
jk it was the lack of actually good players and hoping Wetherholt and Church could carry everyone else

Isn't this supposed to be when the Mets win and they will tank seasons towards the end of Soto's contract? They are tanking already

>>154331474
Can't hurt to try

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Posting it one last time because it didn’t get enough (You)s yesterday

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This Brewers offense fucking sucks man...

>>154331499
Winky, where we at with the Alysa Liu?

>>154331533
why would they tank near the end of his contract

>>154331526
Yordan is back
Of course I had him in fantasy last year and not this year

>John Schneider didn’t know if there was anything wrong with Lauer until he saw the tape behind his neck in the game:

>“Didn't hear anything about that until I saw it on him.
So I checked with him, said he felt fine. Stuff was pretty light today though, so we’ll see how he is.”

insane how my blow gays have a fucking saboteur on the team lmao, this dumb retard has blown THREE GAMES by pretending he isn't injured or sick when he is

>>154331543
The mariners fanbase in one webm

>>154331543
ive got nothing mean or funny to say about this
he looks happy and I hope he enjoyed the game

I want to fug the pink haired girl serving people behind home plate at citi tonight

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Money for nothing
Checks for free

>>154331546
They will be paying a lot of money for a player that won't even be playing for them anymore

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>POODRES
KEK

>>154331120
I know my Bo! I know my Bo! That's my Bo!

>>154331543
Awe that's sweet. M's are gay but based retard dindu nuffin

>>154331499
god my phillies suck

BREGGY TRIPLE! ITS A BREGGY TRIPLE!

>>154331545

she hasn't had enough plate appearances to qualify

BREGGY TRIPLE! ITS A BREGGY TRIPLE!

BREGGY TRIPLE! ITS A BREGGY TRIPLE!

>>154331571
I’m all for slander but Okamoto having an .850 OPS in Japan is not the same as the rest of these guys

Nats are gonna be a pesky ass team this year. They're gonna take some people by surprise.

>>154331571

based touchtunes gold

>>154331593
do you graph non-baseball stuff in your life?

>>154331593
I'd give her a plate appearance (nice dinner) & round the bases (sex)

>>154331543
The combined IQ of everyone there is 80

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BREGGY TRIPLE! ITS A BREGGY TRIPLE!

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Theme night in queens

>>154331615
That’s generous considering they root for the mariners willingly

>>154331619
ive got nothing mean or funny to say about this
he looks happy and I hope he enjoyed the game

my jays should dump lauer on the twins for rojas back, they owe us

>>154331619
More Indian Twitter slop!!

bleh

>mest

>>154331611

back when i deadlifted. and a long time ago with bar/tinder hookups lel

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mest kek

>mest

i coulda sworn clay holmes was just at 54 pitches and almost down with the fifth inning now he's at 95

BUCK 'EM

LOL MEST

mest kek tranny club KEK

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A BUSCHIE BOMB!!!

>>154331664
>graphing your hook ups
Winker… (post them please)

A BUSCHIE BOMB!!!

the Winnipeg Mets

>>154331677
i was looking at mph i apologize

>>154331644
checked and kek'd

i like how the mest booth just accepts it at this point

>>154331142
T_MAC

>>154331575
He has an opt out in 2030 and makes 45 milly a year after that. I wouldn't be shocked if he opts out thinking he can make 60 milly a year at that time.

>>154331699
We accept your apology but don't do it again or we will send you down to /tv/

>>154331691

two computers ago and in a now-dead .edu account sadly

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>>154331664
based, same

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How do mets fans watch this shit, it's like there's always a train coming straight at you, you just don't know when it's going to hit.
At least with the jays I know they're either going to fuck it in the 3rd or 8th every time.

>>154331718
Ohhhh a college boy

>>154331700
I actually said it first thoughbeit

>>154331722

witnessed

the Mets are worse than the Royals

>>154331698
the Medicine Hat Mets

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>>154331722
>age ranges only for the potential sub 18s

this one might be the one that finally gets frank

>Soto finally back
>Lindor gets hurt
Jesus fucking Christ

Lucky number 13 Mests!

>>154331786
What if cohen and stearns are trying to kill him on purpose for entertainment purposes?

Twins lead

noticed the mets score was 2-2 after watching a video about their 12th straight loss and came straight here to laugh at them with you guys

Where’s the guy that kept saying the mest would make the playoffs at?
I want to laugh at your misery

>>154331805
ive got nothing mean or funny to say about this
he looks happy and I hope he enjoyed the game

>>154331805
I'm right here bitch. Mets will win it all.

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whos gonna win the mets game this is a nail biter

>>154331797
Ah ah ah not so fast

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>>154331754
The White Sox have a better record than the mest.

Jon from Maspeth > Frank The Tank

>>154331805
with lindor gone, the mets are going on a 54 game win streak, trust the plan

>>154331833
I wish every team had a fat internet celeb lolcow who reacted to every game

>>154331722
Female tendencies tbqh

>>154331833
No one in my country knows who these faggots are

you're cuckwatching the mets

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Chadres strike first!

>>154331826
top KEK

>>154331861
source?

routine double play

>>154331861
>he thinks anyone here would would watch that dumpster fire

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a RYMACKIAN basehit robbery

>>154331861
Watching the mets constantly humiliate themselves almost makes up for my jays humiliating themselves.

a METSIES doubleplay

kek, mest can't have shit, can they?

>twins are just debuting pitchers against the mets for entertainment purposes

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>8 inning Max

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What Mexican beer does your ballpark serve?

I take back my request for this twins pitcher, though l*uer does deserve to be on the twins.

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>8 inning Max

Buehler mound day, interested to see how he does. Has looked playable so far

>>154331914
Rybacks draft beer

>>154331914
Pacifico

>marcus simian

>cucknadians trying to join in on bullying mest fans after recent humiliations
I’m nooticing

>>154331907
Might as well give the kids some confidence against minor league batters because 350 million gets you Soto and nothing else

>vientos
>mest
LMAO

frank isn't making it through this one im afraid

Mark you fucking retard

>mest

My Mets broadcast switched to the spanish announcers that half inning. they can't do anything righ lol

Mets need to clean house again

>3rd out at home
Yep that's the Mets all right

He was out by 100 feet kek

LMFAO
are all mets players like that

fucking retards

kerry carpetbomb

>players are no longer listening to the coaches
kek they have zero fucking trust

VIENTSHIT

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LOL MEST

RAN THROUGH THE STOP SIGN

WHAT A RETARD

that mistake could've happened to anyone.

Boy genius built this roster

>MEST
KEK

>>154331947
The only thing those cry bullies know how to do is to punch down

>THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY (350) MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS FOR THIS
>MEST
>MEST
>MEST

Fuck canada

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Mets dropping 13 for #13 future met jazz chimpcum

>>154331996
>>154331947
are all new yorkers this sweet (like a sugar plum)?

We need a webm of that mest play

>>154332004
Harsh but needed to be said

Fuck canada

>>154332004
i already did

look if it wasnt the stankees humiliating them, id be bullying the sux, but thats the way things go

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Does it get any worse?

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Fire Mendoza

>Stearns and Mendoza still have jobs
Cohen really did get his casino and stopped giving one singular fuck about the mest

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Kek they thought they had it in the bag

>>154331996
>>154332009
Do not reply to ‘kaner

It takes two!

blow gays kek

Who will be the fastest team to 30 wins?
My bets on the Braves.

baty looks so much more natty at third. maybe play him there play bichette at second and bench simien

how are my mettie jetties doing tonight?

lmao who is this shitskin signing at the mest 7th inning stretch? what a humiliation ritual

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catch of the year

>>154332038
Fastest to 30 loses will be the FAGGets

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LMFAO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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I just watched the condensed version of the game. Thank goodness, the Mariners won. Munoz is so washed, damnit.

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>root for the home team
>cant even say da mests
the humiliation ritual is never ending

>>154332027
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>154332045
Holy shit

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>>154332044
DEI halftime show

>>154332045
>His friend with the Mike Tyson shirt

>2 innings
>2 hits
>3 walks
>0 ER
lol

>>154332045
Risked breaking his neck for that. I kneel

>>154332045
KEK fucking legend

>>154332045
Kino

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>halftime show

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cubbies

>>154332045
need him and Jo Adell to link up

>>154332084
cub em!

>halftime show
Based 'kaner

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>>154332045
>catch of the year
sorry, but that title has already been taken

>>154332055
BLOW GAYS LOSE!!!

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>>154332045
What a damn maniac. He's gonna be sore tomorrow.

>they fell for 2025 bo

>bo be shit

as long as the mest keep mesting no one will notice how genuinely awful my phillies are

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

breggy boop

attabreggy

>>154332024
he should have at least trucked the catcher

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>>154332096
>chikaner hates my team more than anything
I’m thinking based

How's the Boba Fett contract feeling, metsbros

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>Mets do $5 Tuesdays in Citi Field
>All food and beverages is $5
>A bottle of water is $5
Nigga what

>>154331142
Mets winning tonight. Not even a Mets fan so GO REDS!

>>154332045
but why

Red Sox are going to tie the game

SEIYA SMASH!!!

>>154332004
well put

>>154332018
yea honestly

>get to watch the mest blow another 9th or extra inning game for 13
>shohei pitching in the best ballpark right after

holy shit you guys do you realize how good we have it sometimes

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SEIYA SMASH!!!

>>154332144
This one is going to extras

>>154332144
doubt

Duran stole second and third, the red sox won, the red sox won

BUSCHIE BOP!

Metsies bros I think they may actually have a chance to win tonight. All is not lost after that missed opportunity on the 6th

>>154332144
The Red Sox are not going to tie the game, no matter how much the Yankees Blowpen wants it.

It’s a blown save for headrick

damn, it's almost like Taijaun just sucks and having him not pitch the first inning is irrelevant

>>154332151
The Lord has blessed us

First and third, the Red Sox are going to win, tying run at the plate.

this dude raley hates throwing in the zone lol

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>>154332151
>holy shit you guys do you realize how good we have it sometimes
these are the days...

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a HEADRICKIAN save

The sweep is confirmed

>bombston
>red sux
Schlittler takes the mound tomorrow.

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How the FUCK has this never happened before

Which players make that buschie pop?

Lads do you that Japanese fella for the White Sox is gonna get a 5th straight homer tonight?

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philthies kek

>>154332196
see were not shit, the SP was just elite

>>154332196
Do you even baybaw?

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Fuck you, bombston. Killa Cam Hitler is throwing gas tomorrow.

Hard to watch the Red Sox lose AGAIN. What a fucking terrible team and fan base.

>>154332151
Life is beautiful Anon :)

>>154332212
Your telling me some deadball era pitcher never did that? Walter Johnson has a million shutouts

Which mazcufem boggles your mind?

>>154332151
You are not on a first name basis with him. Please do not refer to him like that.

Bro there's no fucking way the Mets on the 8th again with a new pitcher so close to losing again. What the actual fuck it better not happen