NOT SO FAST MY METS

KEK BO BE SHIT

uh oh, metsies

METS WIN
>tloses
>byerun buston
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLD ON RIGHT THERE PARTNER

Snapping the 12 game losing streak is like winning the World Series for metsqueers.

please buxton, one time

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Braves Country, let's chop

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Mets got this!!!

>in play, no outs
>in play, no outs
>in play, no outs

DO IT NIGGA

Mets and Mariners win.

>>154332738
Congrats Mets

>name is james outman
>got on base

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LET'S GO DODGERS

CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

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>buttxton
HIT THE BALL HARDER

>TLOSES
ITS OVER

>>154332792
My grandpa made this exact joke a few nights ago KEK

>>154332771
>>154332749
KWAB lmao
Gg Twinkiesanon

they did it

sit the FUCK down!!! walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!

METS WIN

>buttston

arraez chicken

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>winning one game in april is like winning the world series to mets fans

kwabton

THE METS WON THE WORLD SERIES oh wait-

Apologize

GUESS WHOS BACK

BACK AGAIN

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WE DID IT BOYS
ONLY TOOK 2 WEEKS
8 GAME WINNING STREAK STARTS NOW

More like Byron Boston right? Thanks for nothing tloses

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>mets needed to face two twins minor leaguers who literally got called up today to end their losing streak
>even then they only won by one run

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LET’S GO

please get healthy lindor

HEY BUXTON YA AIN'T SWINGING WITH A TENNIS RACKET

>lindoodoo dies
>mets win
hmm. just saying.

NOBODY beats the 2026 Mets 13 times in a row.

Mets won that ballgame :)

why was buxton swinging, those pitches were way out

>going 1-12 in a two week span is like winning the WS to the Mets
LMAO

MDS off the charts kek
miserable faggots can't even appreciate a feel good moment like breaking a 50 game losing streak

>>154332842
source????

Mo Balla!

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triples

Damnit twins... this of the memes!

Just a reminder the twins intentionally threw that game, spiritually this is a 13 game losing streak still.

i need pyrotechnic weaver image does anybody have a pyrotechnic weaver image

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/MLB/ TRANNIES ARE SEETHING

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score bug looks better

But I thought you fags told me that the twins were a good team?

>>154332848
Post it again post it again!!!

Timmy is seething about the mets kek

>>154332839
wait that means both the white guys and the brown guys on his team don't like him

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Apologize.

Biggest Mets win of the last 10 years? Has to he up there no?

Fat boy Mo was actually fucked if that throw was slightly better lol respect the hustle but the lay off the burritos if you want to take those chances buddy

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cubbies

the SPLC was paying the mest players to lose

>>154332873
too busy. lose the white lines

Mamdani snapped the curse

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>>154332853
I'll never tell x

Mo Baller and Amaya both have swag

>>154332876
They are Decent

Yeah yeah yeah! Go poop crap go!

>>154332885
Erm go cubs go!!

>>154332882
stop posting this limp wrist faggot

>>154332889
lmfao

Attaboop petey

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>>154332882
>>154332892
I don't think so Tim

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soto's kingly aura was the mvp and gave the team the boost it needed

Attaboop petey

>going 1-12 in a two week span is like winning the WS to the Mets.
LMAO

Damn it twins, I’m genuinely more upset about the losing streak ending than I am over my Sox getting their ass handed to them yet again

>>154332895
ballesteros absolutely rakes, i havent been so confident about a young in years. would be nice if he could play 1st or RF or something though

>>154332866
thought they couldve stuck with rogers

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>>154332906
>why won’t he go to Israel?!?!

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the mest did almost everything they could to not win this game

KKKtani

>>154332906
lmao zio bitch stay mad faggot

Ohtani looking weak on the mound today

>reds lose
>still in 1st
Feels good man

>>154332944
you're a broke chud if u like him

>going 1-12 in a two week span is like winning the WS to the Mets.
LOL

>>154332956
I don’t even live in New York anymore kekarrooooooo

>>154332956
>t. makes 47k a year in tulsa oklahoma

>>154332946
maybe but he scored the go-ahead after this

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Mets bros. We finally won

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>>154332956
kys jew

Reds lose , mests win damn heartbreaking day

>going 1-12 in a two week span is like winning the WS to the Mets.
HAHA

>>154332946
kek

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I know the game just started but ohtani is going to throw a complete game shutout!

We're back in the WIN column dodgerbros!

>>154332956
>why won’t he go to Israel?! All the other candidates said they’d go to Israel first thing!!

>>154332969
i live in nassau county
>>154332976
shut up dummy you'd still be a dead end even if israel didn't exist on the map
>>154332963
stay out ty

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>>154332975
based

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>a 3 run deficit at coors is actually insurmountable
no....NO!!!!

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love the new blues

They really need to increase the ABS challenges to 3.

>>154332921
why do nonwhites' tailoring mog white people's tailoring

>>154333008
there are no white people in that photo

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>>154332955

checked

>>154332987
based sausage girl

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Why are the bats coldal at Coors field? Wtf

>>154332934
Yeah same I feel so good when he or Nico step into the box. Idk what their plan is with him long term I feel like maybe he could lose some weight and play a corner OF spot? For now he’s a great DH

>>154332996
Fake Mococo fan

>>154333006
They're fast enough I don't mind it

Weaver’s such an intense dude lmao

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>>154332996

>>154332776
What race is Sal Stewart?

>>154332992
fudge sucks

>>154333008
>2 nonwhite nepobabbys
>WHITE PEOPLE BAD

Pages has swagger

fuck these pitch counts, this games going to the bullpens in the 5th isnt it

>>154332992
>i live in nassau county
FUCKING KEK

>>154333044
american obviously

>>154333041
Hot!

Ohtani throws pitches like a batter, he doesn’t pitch like a pitcher.

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ohtani's streak ending the same day the mets did would be bad for baseball

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pretty good outing tonight by weaver, it was needed

stFd!!!

make Kodai Senga the Mets closer
who says no???

Guys, wrestling is on!

>>154332969
Yet that person making 47k in Tulsa doesn't need free buses and government run dollar generals kek

Rockies home games are so comfy, I hope this team can be good some day

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>

>>154333118
>giving people more than they need is BAD
how the fuck does your brain even work

>>154333115
Dat nigga can’t even pitch once every 5 days how’s he gonna close on back to back days.

>>154333123
It would have to be an accident, I think the owner is satisfied with ticket sales as-is.

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Ohtani will lose today.

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sit the FUCK down!!!
CUBS [W]IN!!!
[uu]
gg phillies, 8 in a ro[vv]!

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>SIT THE FUCK DOWN! WALK BACK TO THE DUGOUT!

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8-win streak

[vv] CUBS WIN!!!
8 in a row baby
gg phils cya tmrw

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PRRRRRRT

>>154333132
>giving people
get off welfare, better yet go back to your shithole country

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sneks

>>154333144
Cub-em!

>>154333115
You can't have a guy that walks so many batters as a closer

>final out on an ABS called strike
kek

>>154333142
and see ya tomorrow!!!!

>>154333150
yeah man firefighters and roads are BULLSHIT

>>154333137
Yeah that sucks. The stadium is so beautiful it really deserves a good team.

>>154333146
Im a cubsgirl. I look like this and I have tattoos. My cubbies just won

>>154333141
even when the dodgers lose ohtani wins

>>154333150
You’re seething Moshe

>>154333132
>brown clowns
>people
lol how does your brain work

>philthies

kek...KEK!!!!

>>154333144
You’re seething Moshe

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>I love being a slave to pedophile elites

>>154333156
any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?

>>154333187
good point bro, there are literally zero white people in the five boroughs

go Cubs go :)

>>154333176
k

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daddy chill

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Timmy is seething because the Mets won

this is looking like a 2022tani year
this guy does not give a FUCK about hitting this year

>>154333166
The roads are already built. You dumb fucks think 35% of your paycheck goes to maintaining roads?! lmaoooo

>>154333207
HEY CHICAGO WHADDYA SAY?

>>154333150
Drumpf literally proved you can just print money from nothing so why the fuck give it to the people instead of these already rich ass white people

>>154333220
another good point! infrastructure literally never needs maintenance. you're very intelligent

groundoutani

You’re a cubsgirl with tattoos, and the cubbies just won

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>>154332885
Raise the flag!!! Go Cubs Go!!!

>>154333230
Every time I'm in the subway system I'm always amazed at how cleanly and well kept they are, great point!

>>154333220
Why won’t he go to Israel?! Cuomo said he would :((((

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>giants booth has some faggot concessions manager on to talk about how they reuse flimsy plastic cups at the ballpark for "sustainability"

>>154333259
>bro it's already BAD so why try to IMPROVE it???
>we should just send more troops to the middle east on israel's behalf instead!!!!

when did the rockies awaken?

Remember when people wouldn't give the cubbie bears a chance and even kek skubaing at them?
Now what?

>mets win
>thread devolves into /pol/
this is why it's better when the mets lose

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I’m excited to see JR pitch tomorrow.

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>Philthys now tied with the Mest for worst record in the NL, also the new longest losing streak in Baseball

>>154333146
Im a cubsgirl. I look like this and I have tattoos. My cubbies just won

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>>154333269
so that's how the virus is spreading

rick monday & stephen nelson on the radio

>>154333146
Im a cubsgirl. I look like this and I have tattoos. My cubbies just won

Good evening 2 my Bro's & Bae's

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based

>>154333292
>a lefty able to see patterns

nice joke

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>>154333292
>it wasn’t pol spamming the same maga Jew twitter accounts for two weeks tho
nigga what?

>mets won
it was a fun ride, /mlb/

>>154333307
>everyone who disagrees with me is a MARXIST
jesus christ can you at least fucking try to use a brain cell?

>>154333333
WASTED!

>anothony gay

>mest lose 12 in a row
>win one game
>mest lose another 12 in a row
calling it

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oh dear

>>154333333
>making life better for people around you is "grifting"
ok man. you're right, you win, everything should just be awful all around and nobody should try to make anything better. fucking lol

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I’m a cubs derpina

>>154333350
>L8
new target acquired

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>>154333362

>>154333363
They have a good chance tomorrow. It’ll be a battle of Dominican heavyweights on the north side

baybaw

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>>154333354
shut the fuck up jesus christ lmao

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>>154333292
youre right

>>154333292
Timmy has lost his nuts kek

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scuba derp

both of you shut the fuck up lol

>>154333350
stop noticing

>>154333044
cubiedoo

>>154333391
you stupid bitch

>>154333391
I fucked her

>>154333391
I’m a cubsgirl that looks like this, but I have tattoos

Check in onFrank the Tank
>I feel nothing
: (

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2047134767200571598

>see Hernandez
>oh cool Kike's bac-
>oh right Teo is a thing

>>154333404
I’m pretty sure I fucked her first

>>154333391
ma'am you spilled your cups of piss

>>154333408
I'm smoking og hyperbolic crypto Arabic juju running ranked squads on jerk mate with the boys. Blasted a 6ft diameter hole in my ceiling last round, looking for a 4th that knows how to make callouts

my All Blacks mentioned on the Giant broadcast :)

>>154333391
>>154333408
me too, but i have a lighter shade of hair but no tatts. I don't tan well either :/

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>>154332955
my reds just needed to give rayggers something to feel good about.

>>154333414
>is a thing
need a Redditcheck on this post stat

that funky muncy

We ALL FUCKED THE CUBBIESGIRLS!!!

that funky muncy

Recker called that

Pages pls

pandaman plz

The Atlanta Braves

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>>154333465
my braves

Gaylanta is on a mission

>los doyers

La Creatura with the fantastic play at 2nd

BEAT LA BEAT LA BEAT LA

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why do my doggiedoos refuse to hit with risp?

Fuck off agriculture workers

wow the new mortal kombat looks fucking awful

surely the fighting blowtanis won't lose 2 in a row to the lowly giants

watch your own game poodrepacos

It's the Rays' year

my poorats are cooking

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>got a speeding camera ticket
fuck my sneedchungus life

At this point this is just who Fernando is. He’s never returning to form.

>>154333527
Big brother is always watching!

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>>154333527
I've never had a speeding ticket.

>>154333541

no license?

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>>154333363
peff'd!

>>154333527
the money will go to improving everyone's life!!!

>>154333527
fight it

>smart teams like the brewers and rays

>>154333553
No.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>154333527
I got a ticket earlier this year in sf for passing a car using some lame ass toll lane they have now, shit is super gay

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>>154333553
it's not as fun making fun of the phillies

>>154333295
Philly is the worst team in baseball right now. They can't score, can't pitch, can't field, and the clubhouse is an embarrassing "muh feelings" circle jerk.

>>154333563
>he doesn't know IQ tests are now part of preseason physicals

the team rankings are public record

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>>154333553
It’s official now

damn Ohtani is throwing fast tonight

>>154333582
Because nobody can shit on the Phillies harder than Phillies fans.

>white sux
Vargas singlehandedly winning for the sneks

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>>154333541
they got me in lake forest park a while back driving by a school. like 5 minutes before school speed ended too. it was like $300. i hate those fucking cameras.

Not sure anyone in baseball hits piss missiles like Oniell Cruz, but he could lost like 10mph on exit velo and still be an elite slugger. Might be worth tightening his swing up a bit for better production, but it's more fun if they don't.

>>154333553
>philthies

how do both machado and tatis have a higher obs than slugging

>>154333553
How in the fuck could you possibly be at -50 in fucking April?

>another “let shit pitcher look like a Cy Young candidate” episode

Yawn

>sombrerotani
He's staring a lot at pitches right in the zone, is his vision shot

>>154333651
he's pitching

>>154333626
Because they’re both beyond washed.

Rushing needs to hit on days Ohtani pitches. Waste of a spot in the lineup.

San Diego is such a shithole of a city right now like Oakland. I have no clue why the new owners want to stay.

>>154333661
best record in baseball puto

>>154333677
Shut the fuck up Fuwawa

>>154333599
dodgerstani just spams fastballs sitting 98-100

>>154333677
angelino lies

>>154333658
So? How did he win the NLCS MVP last season

>>154333677
source?

>>154333553
my brave might sweep them twice in april

>>154333699
you weren't supposed to notice that

>>154333585
also their fans are cringe

HSK is such a shitter jesus christ. Rushing and even Call have more presence than him

>>154333677
Not relocating.

how this nigga have a 101mph fastball

>Ohtani throwing 101
how the fuck did he get stronger?

Nice abs from Will

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san fagcisco slurper

Omg about time to change out the boring Calvin’s!

>>154333677
You guys say every city/country/continent/planet/solar system/galaxy/universe is bad

>>154333682
The poodres have been eeking out wins versus shit teams while burning up their bullpen because manny and tetas are washed.

>>154333731
>>154333732
He's gonna blow out his arm by June

Sweathani

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>>154333743
Multiverse chads won

>>154333747
Enough about Mason Miller

>>154333734
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=San%20Francisco%20Slurpee

dont click if homophobic

>>154333743
and gay, dont forget gay!

is Mahle vs Ohtani a worthy pitcher's duel or is one of them massively overperforming?

Someone’s gotta score a run eventually

>>154333762
that's just felching. why make up a phrase when there's been a word for that for over 50 years?

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can't be balk'n like that

>>154333765
I’m gay go yanks!!

>>154333775
dodgers offense underperforming

>>154333775
mahle is pitching the greatest game of his,career

>>154333775
Both offenses are just ass

>>154333775
mahle only gave up 8 runs his last outing so...

>>154333801
that's a man

Is it time for the midseason slump already? Geeze I thought the Dodgers would wait another month or two before resting on their laurels.

>>154333775
Tucker and to a lesser extent Kim are deadweights

>>154333790
obsessed.

>>154333775
World Series game for Mahle, he’s sharp but will give up 6 runs through 2.1 innings in his next start.

Why did Syndergaard's velo die after one TJ while Ohtani the cheater still throws 100mph after two?
Is it just the surgeon's mood or what?

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Campy bomb, Mike Shildt really thought campy wasn't him. Goodbye, you boomer fuck. Stun on dem hoes, Campy.

>>154333801
>leaving all the pajeetas for the BWC

>>154333801
>figuring out
>figuring out
run like the fucking hills

ngl that pizza looked pretty good

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>ohtani on his run support

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>>154333826
GIVE HIM BACK!

>>154333824
5chでタコタコ言ってろハゲ

>>154333824
shohei just has that dog in him

>>154333644
Can only score in a single inning per game and they're letting complete shitters like Taijuan Walker and Jesus Luzardo pitch every 5th day.

>>154333824
White people are frail

Some roasted garlic and peppers and that pizza would be perfect

>>154333854
and evil, dont forget evil!

>>154333840
Thank you for pointing guy taking the picture otherwise I would never have known what to look for

obsessed

roast dis bussy

>>154333828
That’s basically every profile on those apps. Using them is soul draining unless you’re Chad

Dbacks looking elite.

Dbags are elite

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Ohtani looks great on the mound tonight but ass at the plate
Guess he really is prioritzing pitching this year

can someone explain to me how a terrible sf team is holding the best offense in baseball to 1 run in 15 inning?

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What will be the next Dodgers WS moment?

>>154333882
no there are plenty looking for something more, they just tend to be fucking insane or hopelessly idealistic

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>>154333884
>>154333892
sneakin'

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>raffi el diverse

>>154333844
No refunds

SNEKS

Freddie is gonna hurt himself one of these days

Ohtani is about to blow it