rigged

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the bakes just get shitter and shitter

love anzac cookies

dont care about this ceremony because there's going to be 8 others this round

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*points at a handsome fella*

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>"If able would you please stand and remove your hats-"
[checks notes]
>}-for the ANZAC service."

>>154336696
*points back at hammerhead shark*

Fuck Roberts-Smith, fuck the ADF, fuck Australia and fuck the footy

Remember at half time lads

ben roberts smith lining up on saad el hawli

>>154336696
why is it that every aus genny has some bloke worshipping a funny looking woman

>jayz Clarke said dusty martin makes the team of the century if it’s revised
Why is this cunt so overrated? Literally had 4 good seasons (coincidentally in the best team in the comp, was never at his best and able to elevate when in bad sides). Is it because of “muh don’t argue”? He was a very good player in his prime but gets overrated due to his finals series

thank you for going to turkey and digging some holes

Just fired up the stream, did I miss the welcome to country?

>>154336689
>>154336696
same eyes

>>154336708
because it's the same person

>>154336710
bozo

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>>154336703

>>154336714
your not even welcome to this thrred, fagot

>>154336689
make the next thread yourself then champ

>AUSTELUN ALLL
KEK

>chink singing anthem
it's ogre

AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE

Why do we have the last post on every game this round?

>>154336718
Yeah good response dickhead

>>154336724
to be fair, if you told the anzacs that in 2026 asians would be singing the national anthem they'd probably have thought we had conquered the world

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So now we’re not allowed to report on / talk about players injuries

I'm gonna learn chinese and get a han gf

>>154336710
He literally won a team three premierships on his own

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>we want you to come directly from your shithole and not change a thing

YOUNG AND FREE

swans have some very fuckable trainers out there

>>154336732
How dare he speak on the AFLs imprimatur

Curnow is going to go ballistic tonight. Watch out and def add him to multi for 3+

>>154336739
>sydney has hotter women on average
and water is wet!

the scott brothers filter THOUSANDS

>>154336732
At this point he should just say, "no comment" when asked about the injury list.

See the free kick count tonight after Dogs complaining all week.

Everytime I see a woman with their newborn child, I immediately imagine them getting fucked and cum in their pussy. Anyone else?

ever since that guy mentioned curnows weird torso i can't unsee it

we all need to wrap our arms around gryan miers

>>154336729
Nincompoop

>>154336749
they won a flag on free kicks

>>154336752
fucken weird to think that about a newborn mate. don't ever air that in public again

nnauauughhhTONNNNNNNN

if i wore a glove i would keep vaseline in it

>Treloar
Is he rocking a huge fucking mullet? Not sure I saw that correctly.

>>154336752
wtf man

sex gifs

>>154336761
Or what?

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Feels good knowing we have the next bont.

I avoid looking at women at all

>>154336766
a whole jar? how?

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the red and white snack to enjoy watching my red and white team

eww cootie haha

>>154336710
Greatest BIG GAME PLAYER in AFL history.

Simple as.

Grundy is gonna eat this Smith bloke.

BAYEY WEEYUMS

If the bulldogs wrapped their arms around Boyd he might have stayed for another few years, pathetic dogs do better

How is Selwood on the field tonight? Didn’t he kill himself?

>swans when they have expectation

>>154336752
no but i do find it annoying when pregnant women (mainly online but irl too) treat themselves as mystical fantasy beings

>>154336789
nah mate that was his twin

HOT
DOGS

Bont's leg seems perfectly fine.

SHITNEY!!!!

>>154336789
Don't be alarmed but have you ever considered the most logical possibility that ghosts are real?

>>154336773
Reid is too much of a hot head to be Bont.

KEK

swans playing like its a grand final

>>154336792
this, cunts act like they are the first person to be knocked up in history. maybe it's the sleep deprivation making them extra cunty

What the fuck was that?

HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/drunk-on-red-wine-doctor-struck-off-after-sex-in-car-with-patient/news-story/2809644ec65334f28b2cebfeeb8985cf

>tfw no rich qt doctor to fuck you and give you gifts

Kek what was that

>>154336805
Wasn't referring to Reid champ.

the dogs are on fire

>>154336797
He is perfectly fine. It's just cope tape to pretend he was injured when getting towelled up by Mullin.

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swansbros I don't think I want to watch this

>>154336802
ghosts would get more touches than Hollands

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>>154336818

>>154336810
>10 year Grand Final anniversary match
Bit in this desu.

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the dogs are hot

i dont mean to alarm anyone but there is a very dark man out there

you know this sports not too serious when theres so many players that look like they can barely grow ball hair
if you can be a consistent starter before age 24 then your sports skill level isn't that high

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Who would get more touches: Me out on the town or Elijah Hollands out on the field?

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>>154336818
would you /afl/?

Trelores mullet looks like shit

smear smear the red and the shite

>>154336838
Out on the town hollands would definitely get more possessions

>>154336834
It's okay, the players don't have their wallets on them.

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>>154336842

yummy Fanta® Zero Sugar for dindins

King Curnow

>>154336818
>>154336842
She's so cute.
>tfw no older lady to use and abuse you

>>154336857
And what meal are you having your soda with?

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FULL PENETRATION
on the kick

>>154336864
plate of nunya

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Well how about that, dogsperg finally got a gig!

Bulldogs look better without Sham Darcy

chad norwooder

nick foot already memory holed

Why did the Swans bother with Curnow when they've got Amartey?

za' in the oven

>>154336905
Curnow pulls pressure off Amartey, making him play better

Would nick foot the bill? If not don’t worry Steven may =)

>>154336905
Amartey can only play like this when Curnow takes the best defender. He can't be the main guy.

>>154336905
So Amartey can get the 2nd/3rd defender and look much better.

sydney fans must hold the record for how obnoxious they are but also not caring about their team when they suck

Lads, Dogs just posted

>>154336916
this but white people

>>154336916
Sydney never sucks :P

How did bont get so tall if he's Italian?

>>154336916
>nooooooo you need to be a whiny bitch when your teams losing
learn stoicism

Evening lads, niche commentary post but you always hear them on the radio say ‘gets it knocked away’, I just realised it’s supposed to be heard as ‘gets it, knocked away’ but they say it really quick without a pause so it took a different meaning to me, anyways how’s the night been

>>154336926
I can answer that

business idea: blade before going to the bench so you don't lose an interchange

why the fuck is this place so active today

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>

>>154336935
Game day.

>>154336895
nick footnote

>>154336940
lol

only poofs wear gloves

>>154336935
we just love the footo

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>>154336937
>that piercing

what streams od you guys use besides vipbox/vipleague? I used one last year that never stuttered even on HD but the URL doesn't work anymore

>>154336930
Keep us posted

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>>154336948
based

>>154336958
streamsfr.ee

>>154336959
Posted on what you little shit

if michael sellwood as an fuckhead idiot he would be michael buywood

did blakey punch him in the nuts or something?

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>tfw no dogs gf

>>154336777
for me, it's white choc and raspberry bullets

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fctv33

poomartey

joel poosharty

Mum never taught me how to use a can opener, now I can’t have beetroot on my burger

>>154336916
It's a secondary novelty sport for them

>>154336958
Kayo fuckhead

>>154336990
well if you insist
*KO's your fucked head*

>>154336842
phwoar wood berry my dick so deep whoever pulled me out would be called king arthur

replaced the pads on my headphones and it made the noise cancelling worse

>>154336997
Holy shit ELITE post

(except its a samefag)

>>154337004
i'm sorry

>>154337004
Thanks for not just buying new headphones

Where tf are the half time slags??

Dogs would simply not be in this game if the umpires weren't favouring them

>>154336960
Is this a roman foot?

>>154337012
thanks
i might just try buying a different brand of pads after testing them a bit more
>>154337013
i actually did consider that but they still work fine so i can't really justify it

Curnow marked that

>>154336958
olympic streams dot co -- or something like that
dl hd dot link -- think it works again. Broke for the last few days of the winter olympics and haven't tried since.

this blond ump is way too chatty

Just got a shiver down my spine

>>154337004
Nice, the foam that rests on my head came loose from the headset so I put superglue on to keep it in place but I put too much on the foam which absorbed it, basically became a brick lol. not uncomfortable tho so it’s fine

>>154337004
ear buds nigga

CurnGOD

>>154337036
holy fucking cringe

Why do y’all need a headset kek

>>154337042
ASMR

BONT BONT BONT

>>154337041
iems nigga

>>154337036
>>154337042
Prefer earbuds for almost everything but headset is good for gayming

this jumper match up is
A E S T H E T I C

>>154337042
t. triplejhottest100notonaustralialistener

>>154337059
cringe

>>154337062
>t. triplejhottest100notonaustralialistener
t. triplejhottest100notonaustraliadaylistener*

Major league is such a good movie

>>154336960
appears so

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXY2EFsEX_G/

A triangle trying to squeeze through a circle
She tried to blunt me so I'd fit

curnow is looking OMINOUS

>enrol in some piss easy cert 3 course at tafe
>get job a few weeks after completion
>earn 4 x as much as I did as a neet
What's your excuse?

Within 3 months I went from hating rum to being obsessed with bundy

>le around the corner man

>>154337075
too me this is a boring story that would stay in my head
yet she thought it was so good she went home to film herself talking about it to post online
where can i find this confidence?

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wd

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>>154337082
my waifu would be lonely.

>>154337083
Bundy is for bogans get some spiced rum

>>154337093
Why does your waifu want you to stay broke

>>154337098
I might try it but I hate nearly all spices on food so the name turns me off

>>154337083
Yeah get some Sailor Jerry. That shit is the best

ginger beer is too spicy for me

amartey v buku is quite a black match up

>>154337082
im too stupid to complete a tafe course

>>154337082
>earn 4 x as much as I did as a neet
Based anon doing an unpaid internship to get his foot in the door.

I've seen enough. Swannies are making the granny

amartey with the lightskin rizz frfr

>>154337105
try a dark and stormy, spiced rum and ginger beer YUM

>>154337121
I like his hair

kingy said the line

it's a no fumbles league

>>154337083
>>154337098
Long time rummy here: black spiced is my favourite but bundy does some good ones too and you're better supporting local businesses than not

Edwards looks like a bigger Isac

Sailor Jerry ginger ale & slice of lime was my go to for a bit

>>154336818
>>154336842
she can fix me iykwim haha

Fireball is the most disgusting drink

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tfw no sharon lee lookalike swans gf

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>drinking rum

BLAKEY is fucking elite

>Rush Treloar back into the team
>His leg has exploded
kwab

Blakey is a spanner

lizzard? more like pisstard

Seen enough, swans making the gf then collapsing in hilarious fashion

farts smell ethnic tonight

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Why did he do it?

both these sides get flogged by my norfies

Rosas just parted the seas

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>HEIL HOLLANDS

welp i'm turning this game off it's boring

>>154337182
>fent hogan

>Cameron 10 last week
>Curnow 4 this week (before half time)
Uh, are the Dogs easybeats to kick bags on?

It must feel good leaving Carlton and playing with an actual team

>>154337042
annoying neighbours
>>154337082
i don't want to work

Doggies might scrape into the wildcards if they’re lucky

poopoo shartmus

yellow maggots looking after the swans

>>154337042
>Headset
No.
>Headphones
Yes.

Don't need a microphone.

I shan't be buying any anzac badges this year unless it's confirmed we won't be getting tangled up in any middle east wars

>1 stat to halftime
has anyone done a welfare check on buku?

what a boring game

>>154337210
Even upperer for 2016.

>>154337217
technically 2 stats (disposal + kick)

THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

>>154337082
What course

THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

>ashartey

dogsfans are sperging

professional league btw

Just because Blakey can kick the ball in penetrating fashion doesn’t mean he needs to do it every single time

Looked in to me desu, the camera angle just makes it look like it was out

>>154337215

I'm impressed with my headset. Not going to gym with headset.

>>154336937
are they [the swans are shit abloo bloo bloo tards] seething yet?

>>154337232
Real british roses they are. Love slags so much it's unreal.

>>154337042
it's an interesting discussion

>>154337232
>my fetish
YEAHHHH

Added a character named Josh to my play. His mum's an alcoholic whore.

>>154337253
thats not a fetish you retrad

I just like having decent open back headphones

>>154337258
no-one cares about your filthy incest fantasy poof

>>154337232
Right looks like a young Trisha paytas

>>154337259
Huh

>>154337042
I can hear my neighbours talking in their bedroom from mine. Mumbling at least anyway. I assume if I listen to porn without headphones they'd hear. Really wish their bedroom was on the other side of their house.

listening to music

Words get the attention of people, actions get the attention of God

whats with the /pw/ crossposters ?

listening to some spotify

Pm me on disc when it starts

>>154337232
There's a real shortage of authentic British slag porn innit? We need more.

>>154337065
nigga

>>154337275
/pw/ is a coomer board so its good for getting pics of sluts

>>154337267
This women does nothing for me

>>154337261
I do.

>>154337261
Shelved the incest thing for now because I'm focusing on the comedy aspect.
inb4 you go out of your way to tell me how much you don't care again instead of just ignoring my drunken screams into the void

>>154337268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bcdSw95zro
Had to play this one time through my speakers when my neighbours were having sex so they’d stop

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>He doesn't know the difference between sluts and slags

Half time, let's all get undressed and look tired.

>>154337300
BASED

>>154337300
I'm not going to stop. Sex comes but once a year

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>>154337267
>Starve the ego, feed the soul

Most modern girls have had at least like 60+ penises inside them, it’s insane

fuckin had it with women

Is Sam Cumming?

>Starve the ego, feed the soul
funny because her lifestyle is probably the exact opposite

>>154337316
No but Steven May.

>>154337311
one of the words kinda looks like Juoz

>>154337300
great album but my favourite song of theirs is from Tweez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToOHwcW4wS0&list=RDToOHwcW4wS0
I'd describe it as 'Satan raping Faith No More'

>>154337312
No they havent

Can't wait for the bummers to be up and about on Saturday before the pies run over them in the 2nd half

> Lance Collard has been handed a two-week suspension
what? WHAT???

swans win
>durrr dogs were undermanned, jus like bane were. AAAAASTRIX , doesn't count durrr
swans lose
>swans suck couldnt win against dogs durrr
something about pigeons and chess

>>154337329
how do you know? Do you have a small penis?

>>154337337
Common sense, and yes i do have a small penis

>>154337333
x1 for being abo
x1 for not offending the guy who ratted him out
At least he's not made to suffer through more unholy poof boarding schools

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Iggs win everyone either laughs at the other team or they get mad but soon they'll all be mad.

>>154337333
If it's able to be brought down from 10 to 2 then it has to be wondered what is he being punished for?

>>154337340
Maybe you are getting them on the start of the streak? Ever thought about that?

>>154337309
They left a bit after that but a new neighbour arrived who is an actual faggot, luckily he goes to his boyfriends place often so don’t have to deal with that

swasnsook already in a tizzy
utterly mindbroken and dancing to my tune

bulldogs would be winning if the roof was closed

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>>154337333
interesting

>>154337353
TRVKE

swans poof already seething and coping kek

>>154337370
look at you, dancing to my tune. I control you

might have a wank desu

wtf is wrong with curnows gut, can see it easily through his jumper

Doggies defense does not look good at all

Attention gayflers, is this image real?
>>154337346

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swans win!

>>154337390
Neigh

must be sad when you can't even enjoy your team winning because a couple of guys call you a sook and remind you of how your team never shows up in a grand final. how pathetic

Dad says Oscar baker looks like he belongs on a wanted poster in a spaghetti western

>>154337394
*pulls your string*

Could've sworn Busslinger was a dirty word when i was growing up

>>154337390
tv make-up is witchcraft, I see her running at Port Beach regularly and she's bog average

>>154337390
God she’s perfect

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>>154336697
>>154336773
>>154337147
>>154337278
>>154337342
https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c

IS IT GRUNDY?

>>154337421
IT'S GRUNDYYY

>WMIF
DISGUSTING

>>154337390
my penis + her vagina

who were the anzacs again?

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they're doing soccer chants

>>154337411
not sure theres any makeup on her mint legs and body champ

chicken in the oven lads

>>154337390
Her father has got to be a horse

How many men do you think Kath has slept with

holy ham beast

>>154337436
100+

That dogs red haired woman’s armpits looked feral

Dogsperg spotted

PITS

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>>154337436

non-vic bias on display

>>154337427
based me asking this to the raaf and navy fags who were allowed to drink in uniform while us army were made to change into suits before going out after the sydney march

Dogs would be doing better if they stopped booting it blindly down the wing

iggs

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>>154337427
the best of our men sacrificed to Moloch and for small hat tribe interests

ITS DOGSPERG
LIVE IN STUDIO

>>154337427
The guys Winston Churchill sent to die against Turks as cannon fodder while they bungled the naval support.

>>154337427
They fought against the ottomans for British-Zionist interests

>>154337429
>what is tanner and bronzer
your virginity is showing champ

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Finally got the beetroot open

Shove it up your arse reportsperg

Buku spotted

>>154337467
>he thinks i'm talking about what colour she is

>>154337470
based boris

>Swans gave Dogs a 18 point head start
>72-22 since then
Grim for Dogs. They are DONE.

>>154337470
lgm

>>154337470
hate cans desu