Lads, Jack just posted

Lads, Jack just posted

fuck sake this carton hasnt even made it to the night

Lest we remember

new this cunt was a secret Collingwood fan from the beginning when he tried to copy the Dale Thomas look

First to 100 wins generally

>>154365304
Wasn't that slogan changed this year?
Believe it's now:
>no ad-breaks during play
So they shove them in during replays?

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basedbane tbqh lads

only team to 100 always wins

snus are getting EXPOSED

Can't wait for Nick Daicos to show off the ANZAC spirit by taking a dive to win a cheap free kick.
Subterfuge was one of the most interesting parts of the wars.

theres no ads on kayo
the spastic would have had it on the foxfooty feed and not the actual game
foxfooty would have switched to the preview of collingwood v essendon hence the ads

boring ahh game

>>154365555
Quads confirm another Gaycos medal

>>154365493
so what's the over/under on the dons getting enough percentage to leapfrog Carlton in this match?

Jack Gunston at Brisbane

chol at sam mitchells house

Luke Hodge at Hawthorn

crazy to think how some kids from bush victoria and nsw fought against the ottoman empire

>>154365583
and got soundly btfo

gold coast beat geelong, iggs & richmond (2 shit teams) and barely beat dosn
they're FUCKED

>>154365583
>fought
it was an embarrassing bloodbath for >us wasnt it?

>>154365588
this is simply not true

if the hawks kick 2.3 for the rest of the game then all 3 winning teams this round will have scored 126

>>154365588
only because the poms set them up for failure

>>154365594
Running at machine guns tends to have that kind of result.

first to one hundred usually wins

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If they mention Nick Daicos 1 more time i am turning the TV off

>>154365588
>bush Victoria and NSW
>still exists
>Ottoxir "Empire"
>...

>>154365583
*as part of a more powerful empire

>>154365620
what's got you acting all brittle today?

>>154365620
turning off tv speed run

Imagine if we’d lost WW2, all our cities would be full of Asian people. Thank god we sacrificed so many men.

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DAMNING stats

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miss me yet?

>>154365644
kekd

>>154365644
The idea our schools and communities would've been inundated with young fertile Japanese women is just to horrifying to imagine. Lest we forget.

>>154365556
they literally cut to ads for 3 minutes in the middle of the game spastic

suns got rid of too many experienced players and are obsessed with playing their academy kids

>world surf league finals fay at margaret river
>collingwood v bombers anzac day
>ariel hawani interviews with arman tsurukyan responding to ilia trash talk
>dragons v roosters in the nrl
too many options today bros

Isn't the sun supposed to be strong during the day?

Ben King had another strong 5 disposal game

Where are the Gold Coast Suns at as a football club? What do they stand for?

>>154365667
whats nrl

case of coopers blue and two bottles of shiraz otw

>>154365667
dont even know what any of those are besides afl and surfing

need a thai masseuse to do a naughton on my neck

>>154365667
>water ballet
>mmgay
>nrlel
Piss off idiot cunt arse cunt idiot fuckhead

Imagine if Japan won ww2 and had remained Trad while also being technologically advanced, I cannot think of a more elite culture. Too bad we never got to see it.

>dragons v roosters
doesn’t sound like a very fair fight

so funny seeing single mums on dating apps trying to dictate what they want in a man
its like ah no sweetie at this stage you will take whoever's interested

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digits and bombies win by 1 point

>>154365667
dragons will be interesting, apparently they had their best week of training of the year so that plus their refreshed enthusiasm should mean they compete a lot more
but the main spectacle will be my wahs later

why do i have to watch this ceremony every single game this round
why not just 1-2 games

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mfw afl "expert commentators" talk up gold coast, fremantle early in the season

Another cashie for unky col

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>>154365698
single mums have it hard mate

>>154365698
the thing is, is that there is always a simp who will enable their delusion for a crumb of pussy

who else is having a wank during the memorial?

>>154365688
no

it's also Armenian genocide day today I believe.

Not my uncle

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UMMM DON'T CLAP BEFORE HE'S FINISHED YOU DISGUSTING RACIST SCUM!!!!!

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>>154365698
so true

I almost missed the Welcome to Country
Thankfully tuned in in time

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looks like colin

Best Anzac Bombers jumper to date

>switch game
first thing i see is some poof ceremony with uncle colin in the background

THANK YOU FOR SERVING ISRAEL

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>>154365688
>water ballet
you would die in waves one quarter this size you fat fuck

>>154365769
agreed

Fuck the cunts that booed at the dawn service. Uncle Colin is a fucking legend and we should be celebrating the indigenous people of our country.

>LOOK LOOK everyone stayed silent
>nowhere else in the world could do this!!!!
>its like our wacky melbourne weather xd

>worship the state
worship the state
>worship the state
worship the state
>worship the state
worship the state
>worship the state
worship the state
>worship the state
worship the state

Elite time to rip a fart

>>154365732
unless you're voice2text, not you.

>>154365779
>panel of judges awarding a "score"
not a sport

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"uncle" colin "black fella" hunter

don't tell them I said this but the NZ anthem mogs ours

>mogged by nzs anthem again

>kiwi nishinul unthum
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>154365667
>>ariel hawani interviews with arman tsurukyan responding to ilia
Fucking what woman shit are you talking about?

>>154365810
we know mate, but we're both mogged by the irish anthem

AINT NO PARTY LIKE A CATAPAULT PARTY
COZ A CATAPAULT PARTY GOT CARBINES

footy is a lot like war

>>154365779
I’m 68kg you stupid fucking cunt, no doubt you don’t even surf, just claim to be a fan to be a mad cunt for all the lads and girls aye brah haha shakas brah oi brah come check the waves out they’re so glassy aye brah fuckin 5ft offshore winds fuckin sick aye brah haha yeah brah so fuckin good got me wetty goin in aye duck dive brah gonna shred some waves shakas brah yeah brah

>>154365816
lol ilia called arman a retarded child who throws daddys money around for social media
but fair insult i will cop that

absolutely anthem mogged

booo

>>154365819
it's catafalque baka bet you've never even been in one

>>154365793
BOOOO

>>154365822
moving on from tradies for a sec, ay? you just hate Australia.

>>154365810
It really does.

>68 kg
>tough talk
Simmer down down little man the big boys are talking

good things aboriginals never evolved to speak a language otherwise our anthem would be pozzed too

fuck the government
Christ is King

The NZ singer is a QT for sure, good on her and her singing :)

This game may never start

>>154365844
checked and dangerously based

>>154365842
Kek imagine

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bruh

why does this game feel bigger than most grand finals

>>154365831
obviously not otherwise I'd know that. never claimed to have been either. is there a point you're trying to make?

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>>154365857
>afl asks for please explain

>>154365857
Welp the WokeFL will be sure to rig it for the Pies now

Why do the channel 7 team have sprigs of thyme on their jacket instead of poppies?

>>154365857
this can't be from today

>>154365857
crisp. go bombies.

>>154365857
this is today?

>>154365865
nah you're all good m8

>>154365857
HOLY BASED
GO DONS!

>>154365861
Same reason prelims do. More fans allowed

>>154365857
Every normalfag and average joe seems livid by the witchhunt. My mother was fuming about it.

>>154365857
Crazy how we've been btfo out of middle easterners for over a millennia. Would be based if it wasn't at the jews behest

>>154365857
is that this year or previous?

>>154365857
Message before the game: KILL THEM

>>154365872
>>154365875
>>154365885
the real post is even more disgusting

>>154365857
Cheeky cunt haha

>>154365857
the absolute state of that golem of course he supports the bombers

>>154365857
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>154365880
Easy to spot who has been facebook brain rotted.

>>154365895
pretty sure he used to be a fred supporter so this makes him a traitor as well

>>154365885
he was at a dawn service in QLD this morning

A rare daicos error

Dosn jumper is too black, not a fan

>>154365857
>do you want me to drop these blood stained niggers?
>nah, thats my footy team ay.

>he heckin le KILLED a heckin le AFGHAN in a heckin le WARZONE
OH MY GOD HANG HIM

how rare are daicos errors?

someone in here has been fighting for israel all day kek

Kek Beau is just canonballing into everyone already, surprised if someone doesn't get concussed due to him

BASED CHRISTIAN ROAN STEELE

A M E N
M
E
N

don't make many errors handballing to a bloke 2 metres away then taking credit for what he does with it

>>154365925
as rare as rc getting it right.

just woke up

peter wrong

>the British Empire, which refused to give palestine to the jews, was serving the jews
retard /pol/ faggot

>>154365939
You were saying?

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BLESSED

>>154365822
>I’m 68kg you stupid fucking cunt
I could pick you up and bend you over every piece of furniture in my house and arse rape you until you die of septicemia you twinky little poof lol

I wonder how many Essendon players Jake Stringer converted to Islam before he left? They might need to rename this game to JihadBowl

>>154365964
don't make many errors handballing to a bloke 2 metres away then taking credit for what he does with it

>>154365793
Booooo ya cunt

jesus christ what the fuck bottom 4 matchup is this shit

Is Justin Trudeau leading all the Canadians currently moving to Australia? I've met do many as of late.

>>154365965
afl please explain incoming

Fuck Roberts-Smith, fuck the ADF, fuck Australia and fuck the footy

>>154365983
BLOCKBUSTER GAME

I hate this al-hooli cunt

oh pendles, such a classy user!

le pendlebury has SO MUCH TIME, he just SLOWS DOWN TIME, he's SO CLEAN

Did they actually boo wtc?

they spent $30m of our taxpayer dollars and years of time and effort going after him, resources you could make a strong argument were misdirected given that in the same time the Bondi shooting happened which regardless of how you feel about it should have been prevented
fuck the AFP and fuck their boss bitch head signing off on her own medals

>>154365992
crisp BRS

>>154365983
Don't blaspheme thanks mate.

>>154365987
don’t think his slag missus is allowed back in the country

Another rare dacios error

>>154365983
both these teams are shite, what did you expect

Based Naicos with the big brain demoralising play.

million dollar superstar ben mckay

>>154366000
and forgot about the aussie private who got killed by an afghan who was supposed to be on the same side

MCKAY AGAIN

surely that still counted as a daicos score involvement

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Can't stop gazing here every time the little maestro is on screen

If Lachie Schultz isn't going to pray after a goal he can fuck off back to Freo

>>154365962
>the British Empire, which refused to give palestine to the jews
lol, they facilitated mass jewish immigration to British controlled Palestine between 1922 and 1935 then withdrew completely and gave it to them in 1948. At what point did they "refuse to give palestine to the jews"?

>>154365989
this but albo, the abc, fake abos and nrl

>>154366017
FUCK HIM

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>bottom 8 blockbuster

dosn are so bad

Jews have only helped create anglo hegemony in the world when you think about it maybe they are our best allies

nate caddys mothers breasts

>>154366042
judeo-anglo values

Common Caddy error

pies players looked like they tucked their jumpers into their undies

154366042
0/10 bait

>>154366016
for which R-S was one of the first responders
during the action in which he won the VC the ANA were on the radio trying to sell out the SASR to the taliban to save themselves
I don't give a fuck about 'war crimes' when they're operating in an environment like that

2 sitters dropped, tragic forward craft

>>154366042
I'm Celtic tho so fk em both

>>154366048
hoo boy

fuck moi

One Wood mentioned

fuck me merrett is a good kick

Is the little genius playing? You know, the one they compare to Albert Einstein and Leonardo Da Vinci?

Nate Caddy should convert to Chtistianity before the game ends

>>154366077
should have kicked it to a better ball user

>>154366000
Know what you mean. That money could've been used to fix the pothole on my street.
>>154366016
You'd think they'd learn what happens after Lidice.

>>154366083
yeah like your mum

>>154366083
Like your mum

>>154366083
yeah like caddy’s mum

Dursmas playing well

pay the 50 you cowards

Daicos racking up the cheapies

>>154366094
yeah yaz playing with my dick

>>154366096
>PLEASE HELP ME UMPS!!

Funny how Josh Daicos is Josh Daicos but Nick Daicos is just Daicos

>>154366094
Based time traveller from 2020

If your team doesnt finish top 4 you shouldnt be eligible for a brownlow

Archie Roberts is an elite seagull. So much of Essendon's ball movement goes through him. Gotta bring this cunt into my SC before he's too expensive.

>>154366100
this but roberts

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU GREEN MAGGOTS

why aren't dosn playing the guy they debuted last year mcmahon or whatever he was good

>250 games between these 2 clubs
Hilarious how many of these were in an irrelevant bush league

THAT WAS A THROW

>>154366122
same reason they didnt trade merett
they dont give a fuck about their future

>Blackistan
they should rename melbourne that

watch 4 people wrestling for 30 seconds then randomly call a throw out of it somehow fucks sake

some good manly footy today

you know youre on 4ch too much when youre thinking of good shitposts when youre not online and getting excited to get home and post them

>>154366133
kek

>>154366133
jej

>>154366125
we MUST venerate a low-skill suburban amateur league with six teams. IT'S PART OF OUR QUIRKY MELBOURNE HERITAGE LIKE OUR WEATHER!

>maynard hits someone high
>free kick pies
Protected species

The little master

>>154366125
this
MUH HISTORY
cunts were playing in a """"""league""""""" that had like 6 teams

>>154366146
kek

stick that up your arse scumpires

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>>154366146

>>154366109
Word efficiency.
Nick Daicos gets the ball so often they save a lot of time shortening it to to just Daicos.
Josh gets it a lot less so they can afford to specify that it's him.

These rare errors are becoming more common

Did pies even make an anzac guernsey?

notorious rapist jodan de goey

de goey the bali bachelor

>>154366158
It's an alarming trend but he just needs to get back to his run and carry

>>154366139
literally me

ANZAC guernsey's are stupid

de goey always finds a way to force himself into the game

NDFC (Nick Daicos fucks kids)

>4.0
Good kicking is good football.
>1.2
Bad kicking is bad football.

essendon are FUCKED

>already 2 shit games today
>port and fred will probably both be shit too
sad

>>154366160
>Change absolutely nothing about the guernsey
>slap a 2026 ANZAC badge on it
>"that'll be $129.99 plus tip"

anyone got a hack to stop kayo pausing when its not main tab?

NDIS (nick daicos isn’t straight)

Any chance of Essendon not being fucking shit for once?

HE RISES TO THE OCCAISION

Archer is having a Day-Wicks out it seems

Dons aren’t getting the work done in the trenches, they need someone to lead them into battle

>>154366189
fucking hate kikeo

>>154366189
Keep the volume on i fink

thank fuck dodoro left

>>154366189
Phone post instead of tabbing out.

>>154366189
Yeah cancel it and switch to IPTV

>Gay-Dicks
Is that name German?

>>154366189
Can't you just create a new window for Kayo and leave it open while you shitpost in another window?

>>154366189
no but it's been doing this shit since the gay stupid update and it's pissing me off too

>>154366189
huh? this isn't a problem.

>>154366208
only got two monitors m8 and a lot of things to fit

>>154366189
just be grateful they haven’t cut to 3 minutes of ads

>>154366189
just pop that shit out like nigga picture in picture mode

freekick essendon

>mark then front on contact
isnt that 50

KICK A DROP PUNT

>>154366208
i have 2 monitors and if you move anything in front of it, it pauses as well

archer may have broken his nose

any danger of putting one through the big sticks caddy you fucking spastic

uhh hello???

free kick fagpies

>>154366221
Only if there's a big delay. The front on contact was during the marking contest.

>Channel 7 shits itself
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

did anyone else just lose crowd noise

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KINO

>Picture and audio fucking up a second time today in a different match
Glad I pay for this elite coverage

Ooh cozy without the crowd sounds

>green screen now no crowd audio
WTF is happening to kayo today jesus christ

>lost the crowd noise
BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY

wtf is this lol

>>154366235
lucky cunt i got grey snow

better without the artificial crowd noises desu

>>154366235
>Fox as well
Issue from the ground then if it hit both 7 and Fox.

fuck this is the worst. losing commentary and keeping crowd noise is peak, losing crowd noise and keeping commentary is just PURE GRIM.

>>154366235
>Stream comes back
>"... THAT'S RIGHT HUDDO, WHAT A BRILLIANT GOAL BY NICK DAICOS. THAT'S A GOAL OF THE YEAR CONTENDER FOR SURE"

>>154366225
What browser are you using?

>>154366235
i am in the matrix
you guys watch footy on a surface level

>>154366246
this yep
just give me crowd noise

>$150 per year for that Foxtel quality
Piece of shit

Why is there not an option to turn off the commentary but keep the crowd noise on?

>>154366189
I'm on brave and have never encountered this.

>kayo cuts to ads mid play
>7 loses coverage completely
amazing

the crwod qwent home.

farmercel wants a sex slave

>>154366260
it would be sexist and antisemitic

>>154366252
waterfox

quick post some studs

imagine the amount of incompetent jeets trying to troubleshoot right now
>sarrr just pls do the needful

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>>154366260

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>>154366270

>>154365493

>>154366260
uhhhhh that would be problematic towrads female commentators. enough with the hate!

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>>154366260
WE HAD THIS 20 YEARS AGO

Maybe the crowd decided to listen to indigenous voices for that last minute

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>when both neighbours see you getting your booze delivery and the uber driver is a native Australian

>>154366268
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/kayo-control-minimiser/

>letting you turn off the voices that push propaganda
kek good one

>>154366280
peeney

wish i could turn off the voices in my head

thinking about going to Constantinople to fix my hairline

>>154366288
you arent the main character bro
no one thinks about you

>>154366288
Used to be me. I'm sure they noted the frequency of the deliveries too because even the fucking delivery driver I managed to get back to back days multiple times used to make comments about it.

>>154366291
that seems outdated since the new controls disappear very quickly

I can't believe De Goey actually did something
He's an asian girl enjoyer isn't he?

At this point who wins the medal? Naicos?

>>154366319
I am, and they do

>>154366288
why I switched to medical cannabis plus homebrewing and distilling

>Abbey Holmes
McHammer pants are BACK.

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How fucking miserable are you cunts that you need to sink piss anytime you get the chance? Go spend some time in the sun.

>>154366318
Stopped there for a few days on the way home from Europe, it was very cool.

>>154366284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKUWgCI2-b8

We never knew how good we had it

>>154366291
that works, cheers

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>>154366329
a man of culture

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>>154366318
Shave it off, lad.

>>154366329
De goey has yellow fever?

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>>154366318
Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, Constantinople.

i actually find abbey holmes very unattractive, repulsive even
the fact you she carries herself like she thinks she is a 10 really irritates me

>>154366329
>>154366363
there's a reason he loves bali

>Having a shot (and missing) instead of passing it to a teammate in the goal square
What a glory hog.

>>154366367
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

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Nvm we red now

>>154366364
Why did Constantinople get the works?

>>154366367
she would be a wild root though

>>154366376
he wants to fuck jungle monkey kiddies?

Sound is fucked
Make sure to email Kayo asking for discount

>>154366383
and they're back to no stadium audio fucks sake

>jeets pressing random buttons trying to fix which is switching the feed to shots of empty rooms

>>154366364
Is this girl >>154365017?

How many rare mistakes is Daicos up to?

>crowd audio still not fixed
>it's just stock noise

>>154366331
josh maybe, nick hasn't used it well

Kayo's audio is coming from a guy in his car.

Switch over to channel 7 lads

not having the AI crowd noise being piped in really goes to show how plastic these two teams are and how made up the BIG STRONG MAGPIE ARMY shit is

>Listening to tv audio
Turn on the radio you plebs.

>>154366417
it's an Essendon home game jackass

durham medal?

kayo have got one of the commentators mics pointed outside the window

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how many footy players do you think you'll find here tonight after the game?

>>154366427
guess I must be imagining those tens of thousand fagpie scarfs, champ.