The Sweet Caroline Jim Bean as gives me chills. So good

I literally behave like Elijah Hollands last week all day every day while home alone

Would one of you fellas rub my quads in a non-sexual manner

for me it's Caroline no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OCja0WBWYA

you do realise that is some type of hindoo mantra pose right

Can Garry and Huddo talk about the other 43 players who aren't Nick Daicos?

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AIEEEEEE

Kissing Kath right on the butthole.

THANK FUCK THIS THREAD WAS PREPARED FOR THE 499TH POST

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>>154366929
Good energies

>>154366968
Slots straight in at 101 then?

>>154366943
So good

>>154366968
rare

>>154366943
SO GOOD! SO GOOD!

>>154366961
It's straight up (demonic) yoga, correct

>>154366975
saw this guy at woolies a couple of years ago and he looked so depressed

>>154366975
what ever happened to this cunt?

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lol

Lewis posts here???

Lads, Post just jordaned

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Pendlebury

Pendles!

>>154366969
Did you lick too? What did it taste like?

>>154366999
I chatted with him 2 years back, he's a really nice bloke
He gave up on comedy and podcasting because a psychic told him to walk away
He just drives trucks now
I would pay good money to listen to his easy going spiritual footy analysis instead of all the sportsbet funded garbage we get from Little Dan and the AFL media

i'm pretty sure the stand rule was brought in to stop players from cutting off the middle of the ground

and now players do it all the time with no penalty

Pendabear secures his fourth medal.

think I have something clinically wrong with me because my I find injuries and death very funny

APOLOGISE TO NICK

>>154367015
Someone here needs to bring the culture and sophistication, yeah

Are people really watching these two bottom 4 teams play?

Just wouldn’t be Anzac Day if we weren’t getting towelled up by Pendlebury for the millionth fucking time

The stream is still fucked
Something is flickering on the rignt side of screen

>>154367050
Millions of people nationwide.

>>154367037
This is what happens when you grow up with funniest home videos

might wank one out for the anzacs

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>>154367050
Just waiting for my Porties to start m8

pies always let the other team score a few goals after they get a small lead

told you retards the bombers weren't going to win this

>>154367067
It's what they would have wanted

turning it off

>Bombers play 2 great games then go back to being shit
Are we being conned?

>Another """"blockbuster"""" that's a blowout
Change the teams ffs.

if Peter Wright were chinese he'd be Peter Wong

fuck this shit

PieGODS

hopefully port can take *pfft* sorry hopefully port can take it up *snigger* i mean hopefully they can take it up to the cats-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

it's a no fumbles league

Fuck I love sucking dick so much

>0.4
Throwing away a medal.

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>>154367106
Nick, focus on the game

nick is insecure in front of goal these days

>>154367100
Josh Carr LITERALLY outcoached Sam Mitchell last week m8, Chris Scott WILL be exposed in the midfield and we'll have a rain of Goals from Georgiades and Big Cock Whitlock

LADS DAIPOST JUST COSTED

>>154367108
>>154367109
>>154367110
>>154367111
huh?

>>154367106
shame you’re not out there today darce

Lads, >>154367106 Nick just posted

>>154367119
i mean i'd rather port win i just don't see it happening

>>154367119
10+ years of Ken really did a number on Port fan's grip on reality

More than DOUBLE the Don's score. There is NO coming back from this

gooning to jav

DAICOS IS GAY
MOORE IS GAY
ELLIOT IS GAY
QUAYNOR IS GAY

Very nice goal.

cocko

deport kako

>>154367133
Thanks, please post this 5 more times

>>154367131
CARR CAN'T BE AS DUMB AS THAT BALD FUCKWIT, SURELY HE CAN SEE THROUGH SCOTT'S BASIC BITCH CHIP FOOTY, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE US THIS GAME

>>154367050
>Thinking Carlton, Richmond, West Coast, Norf, St Kilda and Port are better than these teams.

kako is literally the only good player in essendon

Imagine if Nick Daicos kicked that. Would be easy GotY and be replayed 20x a broadcast.

IF Port lose
THEN I will eat a Bacon Deluxe Hunger Tamers Meal in 1 sitting

But only in the unlikely event that Port lose

but seriously who the fuck beats collingwood

McMiss

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>>154367150
come again m8?

>>154367160
wht u finna eat if por win ?

>>154367163
MY norfies will flog them

This fox footy coverage is fucking insane, what the hell is going on?

>>154367163
Brisbane, Hawthorn, Adelaide, Geelong

>>154367090
>2 great games
>only won 1 game

>>154367163
they beat each other off in the change rooms after every game because they’re all gay

desperately need a wog gf

>>154367171
Collingwood are soft team that relies on uncotested football. Teams like norf or iggs would expose them.

>>154367170
Will test the South Park theory about anus eatting with a Bacon Deluxe Hunger Tamers Meal in 1 sitting.

>>154367170
Probably a Whopper Cheese Hunger Tamers Meal

>>154367185
Post examples

essendon doing as well as those fags did at gallipoli lol

MUUUUMMY HE TOUCHED ME GIVE ME FREES

Okay cunts, off to Adelaide Oval, talk later.

Fuck this shit

what is going on Essendon usually play good on Anzac day

>Tsatas
Wild that Daicos isn’t even the gayest and softest wog on the ground

>People talking about Hungry Jack's
that's what I feel like but I moved beef mince to fridge so I need to use it.

another year another dogshit boring marquee game

post

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morning. looks like the dons landed on the wrong beach.

Lads, Dan just posted

McPosted

>>154367166
You're right, essonDONE are cooked.

Sport science has ruined the afl.

How the fuck was that holding the ball

Bombers are so fucking trash wtf.

>>154367222
Their ANZAC spirit got corrupted pre-game >>154365857

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hi

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THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

>>154367224
theyre both young, parish on the other hand is weak as piss

>11.13
imagine if the pies cared about scoring goals
wouldn't look good for these passenger jets

Pendlebury a genuine chance for a career high here if McRae doesn't rest him in the last quarter

>>154367261
Not a wog though, is he dumb fuck?

Blakiston might have played the extra defender role worse than anyone I've ever seen. He's not at all suited to it. Shocked they haven't moved him somewhere else. Not that it matters since the game is done.

>Bombers turned good in the second half vs the Dogs
>Bombers returned to shit in the second half vs the Pies
What to make of this?

>>154367240
morning turkbro, always good to see you

>>154367274
dogs are shit?

the price is wrong bitch

>>154367265
They're too busy waving their arms at the umpires to score goals

>>154367270
lol enjoy the win kid

>>154367276
turkroach*

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>Get a day with 4 back to back games
>They're all bad

>>154367187
>norf will be good this year,look at all the young talent they have!
For the 10th year in a row.
Remember when people compared Sheezle with Daicos?
In 3 years people will only remember Sam Darcy as the new Tom Lynch.

>>154367274
Bevo undid the Sheedy curse and the Dogs will be good again next week

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Anime watching looms

>>154367240
morning turkbro, much respect for visiting Gallipoli when you did fairly recently

>>154367293
We got spoiled last Saturday

if you want to accelerate your super balance put everything into american shares for the next few years

sp needs post ID's

>>154367240
morning mate. dosn being dosn

>>154367293
>>154367307
yup
can't see tonight's games being good either
tomorrow is a sneaky chance to have 3 good games imo

Where are Essenond at as a footy club? What do they stand for?

Average margin so far this round (from completed games) is 56.33.
Will this game be above or below?

>Port vs Geelong and Freo vs Carlton later tonight
kek. This round is going to be blowout after blowout.

>>154367320
or, short version, sneeds

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>>154367240
it's afternoon you silly goose

Collingwood is significantly better than your team.

>>154367339
My team is Brisbane so nah.

fuck turkcunt and fuck sebshit

>>154367344
Your "team" is an insurance company mate

>>154367276
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>>154367336

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Smile so big that your eyes crinkle back in your faaaaaaace
Love so large you can hear from outer spa aa aaace
I really wanna talk to youuuu

>>154367350
My team are the reigning premiers.

>>154367361
I have a mate who looks exactly like this

I love my #youilions #youipride

>>154367345
Youre just upset because they are more liked than you

>>154367336
They look Chinese.

>>154367350
your "team" is an airline for prostitutes mate

I’ve seen enough, Essendon won’t be winning the premiership in 2026

havent seen an anzac day killing like this since gallipoli

>>154367372
Wtf nice

>>154367376
Big calls like this are why I keep coming back to /alf/.

>>154367240
Turk bro my friend
made a lonely new years fun for neet ausbros a few years ago
I will neva4get <3

they finna fine people now for having old washing machines or something

>>154367368
Koreans and Japanese are ethnically Chinkoid/Mongol stock that is correct.

the yui lions

kek banepoof is eternally at war with catschad, swanscunt and dogsperg i love it

three first rounders or zach merrett?

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the collingwood emirates

Where does Moore fit into this elite squad?

The KFC Emirates

>>154367386
>You're not allowed to have a washing machine that lasts forever! You must "upgrade" to this chinese piece of junk that you need to replace within 5 years to save the environment or some shit.

6 more disposals for pendlebury's career high

>>154367396
>Pick 23, 28 and 20 (2026)
>When you have no free list spots to use them
Merrett.

pretty funny that piesperg got so RATTLED by being consistently outed in the thread that he spent a year coming up with this youi lions/"banesperg" comeback. felted.

>>154367392
Not really. That's just your imagination.

>>154367406
why are you lying?
it was pick 9, 22 and this years first

>>154367403
Old washing machines are horribly inefficient energy/water wise.
That new washing machines are designed with failure after a few years in mind doesn't change that the old ones are shit.

>>154367406
How do Picks 10, 22, and 2026 1st rounder become 23, 28 and 20?

howe had his eyes on the ball fuck off

look at the homos sucking off turkfag

>Using your umpire dissent when they're 10m out
Based

is merrett even out there today
god what a spud

I've seen enough
They should have traded Merrett

ben mcgay

BT's CTE playing up again

mcstay is fucking shit

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>>154367420
a speed queen will last you thirty years versus a new machine, offer a better clean and quicker. I'd take "inefficient" water use (matter doesn't get destroyed lol) over insane manufacturing, waste and resource extraction load.

First team to 100 usually wins

Funny how Essendon managed to fool some people into thinking they weren't total shit for a week.

>>154367454
Still up in the air

>>154367457
gold coast are literal trash

righto

How is that 50 lmao

lol some dumb cunt jumped in the yarra and got stuck in a water pipe

>thread an hour old
>2/5 way to a newey
THRIVING
POOMUNITY

essendon fans are not allowed to complain about umps for the rest of the season imo

>>154367470
Mama Mia

>>154367470
probably a dosn fan

>>154367479
EssonDONE can only score from free kicks.

for me its when jeets go swimming at the beach in jeans

>>154367418
>>154367423
Picks blow out. What were they on draft night?

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>>154367480

>>154367470
that delta p will get ya

collingwood are home now

Some dumb fuckhead cunts didn't tip Collingwood to win this game KEK

>>154367451
>offer a better clean
[x] Doubt
Speed Queens are shown to give shit cleans.

>>154367491
irrelevant discussion as you were never able to take the players gold coast picked
the best talent available to you is still the same ones

>First time they kicked 100 since 4th of July
Freedom

>trudeau wearing a bombers scarf
Grim. They were cursed from the start

>trudeau
go woke go broke dons

This is pathetic

>game 431
>ties the record next week
>39 disposals and a goal
Pendlebury could legitimately get to 500 games

that was crisp

Crisp goal

on track for 50

>Ahead of Essendon and Collingwood’s Anzac Day clash, a near 100,00 strong MCG crowd gave Uncle Colin Hunter Jr a hero’s welcome before cheering and clapping throughout his several minute speech.
>After it was announced he would give the Welcome to Country, the crowd burst into rapturous applause.
>And from there on the cheers only intensified.
Cucktorians are the biggest faggots in australia

>btfo by a 40 year old

Boomer who?

Bombers have to lift here

>>154367527
I’m there m8, it was nothing but booing
they obviously played fake crowd noise to cover it up

100 point looms.

>>154367527
#notmyuncle

>flying cars down under
>it's just an oversized drone

shame on anyone who booed a champion

This is humilation ritual levels atm desu desu

>>154367054
you're alright, you can mcstay.

150 minutes until carlton's season is OVER

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Congrats Pendles. Happy for the Pies also

>>154367510
>>154367511
>Come watch our game, it's amazing! These two clubs are huge rivals and it'll be a super close intense game

absolute humiliation ritual

Do youse reckon theres returned soldiers who served in Afghanistan and Iraq who are sitting inside right now near blackout drunk ready to blow their brains out?

wtf lol

>41 fucking disposals for roberts
this is levels of seagullery unseen before

he kicked it with his pants down

Time left: 6 minutes
Required: 3 goals

Bit in this.

new herbatron vid is going to be litty

>38 scoring shots
>most any player has is 3, and that's only one player
embarrassing teams desu

>>154367582
>most any player has is 3, and that's only one player
Naicos has 4 scoring shots (0.4).

>>154367363
living in the past mate.

>>154367595
i meant to say most goals anyone has is 3 mb

>>154367596
they're also the future reigning premiers champ.

PendleGOD

how tf do you get manhandled by a guy pushing 50 year old

>Career high disposals in game 489
Really shows that Boomer should've been allowed to go on for another few years.

>>154367425
sure it'll be your turn to get sucked off. c'mere mate, i'll get the ball rolling.

SCOTT’S HEAD ON A PIKE

imagine nick steals the medal

Nick Daicos. NIICKK DAAAIICOOOSSS

>>154367596
Says the guy thinking Pies are the best team in the league.

>>154367470
sucked in!

>>154367615
not today Saad

>>154367616
>Steals
He's had 42 disposals. Would be a worthy winner as he's ripped the game to shreds.

when's the last time the pies have scored this high

>>154367619
i'm a swasn, we know not to live in the past.

free kick essendon

>>154367527
Literally UncSlop.

Is it time to remove Essendon from the Anzac Day game?.

>>154367640
Why are you replying for the Pies poster?

>>154367648
>Is it time to remove Essendon
drastic times call for something something. airport can expand. make the expulsions/re-migration quicker

daicos 20 disposals in the the 4th quarter

Quite everyone Nick Daicos is talking

>>154367654
I dont like brissy either. their supporters are cunty as well and need a dose of common sense.

nick is so humble

>>154367664
Turns it on when the pressure is off, typical

>>154367664
he had 13 liar

>>154367582
Collingwood hasn't had a proper key forward since Cloke, you don't need someone to kick 5 goals if 10 people kick 2

>>154367669
I heard a lisy poof voice and thought they'd fucked the audio again and were broadcasting from the video ump

Piebros…we are fucking back.

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>dosnt btfo
Dyson Heppell sends his regards

Bit keen to see what Carlton serves up.

>got bullied by brisCHADS
>resorts to pissy limpwristed sniping
kek

How do we increase scoring so we can show more ads?
Let’s just pay bullshit 50s for no reason. Genius!

GREAT SCOTT ALMIGHTY

>the arrogance of walking up before your name is announced
not a fan

>>154367697
>Stand 3 metres over the mark and don't move
???why 50?

>>154367685
so how come collingwood fail to kick a winning score so often and had to rely on "THE CLOSE ONE" magically falling their way to win a flag without one?

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Technically this was a win for Essendon

>>154367705
Your audio is on a bit of a delay.
They said 4 time winner which could only be Pendlebury which caused the Collingwood players to start celebrating him.

>the eternal (anzac)flame
is this idol worship?
also those boos were clearly glowies

>>154367718
kek

>Glitching during the speech
DISRESPECTFUL TO THE ANZACS

FIX THE AUDIO YOU FUCKING DUMB JEET CUNTS

>>154367718
moral victors if you think about it

>>kayo audio fucked all game
and yet they can get away with doing nothing about it because they have all the games and know nobody will actually boycott them

Kayo's been struggling with the audio all day. Just how Indian is their tech staff now?

based kayo cutting off gaytards speech

peter daicos is seething

What's going on with Pendles hairline there? Is his hair drawn on?

>>154367739
he should teach his son to do more efficient kicks cunt went at 50%

all the audio issues is classic jeet troubleshooting to
>hmmm the thing ive tried didnt work the first 5 times let me try the same thing again cause thats what the troubleshooting script says

>>154367743
The GOAT has some longevity genes we can only dream of

>>154367718
what undercover suss WEF shit is this cunt here for?

>>154367731
>>154367732
>>154367738
the AFL refuse to handle their own broadcasting and outsource to the lowest-tier provider, NEP, who put the minimum staff required (often below that) to maximise their profit. it's why the cameras are shit, why the angles are shit, why there's no proper video replay umpiring system and why the broadcasts are so incredibly amateur.
t. knower

pendlebury could play until 2030

>>154367749
No doubting that. It just looks like his hairline is literally drawn on with some kind of substance above his forehead in this interview.

pooey undies

>>154367732
100%

>Maynard giving Hamish McLachlan a kiss on the cheek
What the actual fuck?

What's the best Katy Perry song?

Expecting a good showing from my Porties tonight

>smash essendon
>suddenly a premiership favourite and definitely not the side that lost to brisbane by 10 goals
wtf planet are we on

>>154367770
I rubbed my vag on a girl and I liked it.

>>154367770
Firework

Did I just hear James Brayshaw talking before they cut to Kath's voice? Did Fox start using 7's audio feed because their own was so fucked?

>>154367695
whatever helps you sleep at night raj.

remember that one anon who thought Essendon were back after almost beating the suns last weekend

>>154367752
The usual, net zero, transgenders, more Indians, AI surveillance state

>>154367779
i believe this is how it works no?
foxfooty takes the ch7 feed and just talks over it

I do not consent, i will not comply

>>154367756
NEP used to be good.
t. ex-Gearhouse monkey

>>154367783
the flags and unbelievable seething from the customers of hasbeen poofter franchises after all those years of smug condescension really does help. you should try it some time.

kath loughnan
KATH LOUGHNAN

Hope you guys are checking regularly for blood in your stool or any other anemones.

>>154367791
Nope. They have their own separate broadcasts now. Channel 7 doesn't even film on Saturdays generally. They're supposed to be using their own audio but they may have just tried to sync up a replay of 7's because they couldn't get their own working and that might explain why there was a delay between the audio and the video during the medal presentation.

>Trudeau in the Collingwood rooms
What a turncoat.

>>154367809
there is no way at shared games they are both bringing their own camera
think about it for a second lol you wouldnt have two shots from the centre of the ground

>>154367804
Rectal cancer is killing all the millennials.
Used to only kill oldies but now it's wiping out 30 year olds.

>>154367810
Why are they associating with the partner of a s*x offender?

Love me jezza Cameron desu favorite oppo player

>>154367809
>>154367814
Channel 7 was in charge of broadcasting the game today, so Fox was taking their feed.

>>154367815
I wonder what caused this sudden uptick.

>>154367804
had a haemorrhoid recently not particularly enjoyable

>>154367799
lot of words when Bundy would've sufficed.

>>154367714
Lol, in the last 3 years Collingwood has won one grand final, and made a prelim. Literally better past 3 seasons than any team other than Brisbane.

>>154367816
m8 Joffa was their #1 fan

you can tell Nick was seething but he should see this as a learning experiencing in humility

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>>154367810
It tracks

howd me dosn do
reception is spotty
looks like a belting

>>154367834
>posing with actual indians
kek.

>>154367843
solid mate can see clear improvement
the decision to retain a player that doesn't want to be there is paying dividends

>>154367843
NICE HAIKU.
YELLING COZ YOU'RE FAR FAR AWAY
I'M IN BRISBANE LIFELONG SUPPORTER
DO YOU OWN A DOLL?

>>154367823
Cloke fucked off in 2017 mate.

YEAH ME NEITHER
THATD BE WEIRD I'M NOT WEIRD

really got theatrecunt and piesperg all worked up that easily lol

>>154367815
sonething in the toilet paper init

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>filming this on your phone

peak roastie npc

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saw travis the other day on a hair loss add for some reason.

>>154367885
buzzword buzzword buzzword
you've become the npc

>>154367815
it's largely zoomers, four blokes at work under 25 had to have their bowels snipped last year. surprise surprise the vaxxoid generation raised on uberjeets, goyslop and energy drinks gets fucked colons and massive infertility rates

>>154367878
t. doll owner

over all this anzac shit

pooper shaturday

i refused to sing the national anthem as a kid
singing is gay

Why the fuck are we doing kiwi anthems now?