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HEAVE HO UNNA
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want to mock me for calling it a cheat ground now faggot?
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wearing someone elses medals is cringe as fuck
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You guys always say that now is not the time, but when is the time???
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Geelong really missing Stengle out there.
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heckin quirk chungus budgy smugglers
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>>154368639
What's ol mate up to anyway?
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>>154368643
tootin barbs
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add budgy smugglers to the list
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>>154368612
Why do his undies have advertising on them?
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Do we still have diggers?
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>there will never be another 2004 hot summers night where you and the boys are sleeping over playing halo until the sun comes up
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geelongs era of dominance.... is over
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Shaun Burgoyne: the player has kicked the ball, and the other has caught it. That's called a mark
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quirky
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>>154368682
It really looks like he is forced to be there
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>>154368684
behold, the over socialised man
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danger only has 1 touch for the game, is everything ok?
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>>154368684
>tattoos
dropped
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need a good nap before I get real drunk and watch epl
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>>154368697
oh nvm he has 2 now
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STAN
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people still watch the epl?
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do it for elijah blueboys
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>>154368719
not since my team became full of blacks
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>>154368719
there are a few spicy things happening tonight that have me interested
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archer may have done his mcl
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>>154368738
nice yeah after this I'll switch to the aston match see if they bottle this one
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>>154368719
yeah, the early games are often on soon after the footy
looking forward to the world cup too
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fuck there goes my 9/9 tipping round
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>>154368740
good news desu better than acl although I believe that's a 9 week recovery
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Brutal for him. Apparently you're more likely to do your other ACL if you've done one to balance it out.
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>we believed it once
>make us believe it again
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Is Australia in the soccer world cup?
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both of the Scott brothers lost to the magpies today
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>>154368773
port power fc est 1997 are not the magpies
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>>154368674
This but 1998 and Goldeneye
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dangerfield really kicked the first goal of the game and thought yeah thats good enough i wont touch it again
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KILL ALL UMPIRES
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carlton are FUCKED
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>>154368756
at least it's balanced now so it probably won't happen again
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been looking at my gallipoli book. I'll make a sandwich.
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>>154368756
not to be rude but am i in the slightest meant to know who the fuck this is?
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i think bailey smith will win the brownlow
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>>154368768
yeah and we're in the same group as USA so we'll get soccer-is-for-faggotsb owl kino
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>>154368824
think he's more likely to win the downlow medal iykwim haha
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>>154368837
haha idkwym
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>>154368825
Oh i'll have to watch that
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>>154368814
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>>154368802
It's a pity for him that prelim performance didn't come a week later. I feel like that was the last thing he had to give and had he done it on grand final day instead of a week earlier it might have been able to get Geelong over the line, or a least be competitive for four quarters, and if they won he could've retired on a high. Now he's going to end up going on a year too long. He's a total passenger out there. The ghosts of ANZACs have more presence on the field than him currently.
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and that's the way I like (that's the way I like it)
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>>154368820
What's in it for me?
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I'm just gonna finna say it, this has not been a super saturday.
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>>154368861
last week was a flow state you cant have it every time mate
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>>154368806
we knew that by round 4

The question is just how fucked are they
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>>154368861
Seeing the Cats lose has been a pleasant surprise but agree otherwise.

>>154368888
Checked.
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>>154368806
What? Proper fucked?
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>Ben Lee is jewish

damn. I thought he was Irish. get in the chamber
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if you hate jews you should also hate white people
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FUCKING GREEN FUCKING MAGGOTS
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>>154368814
Why are you in Turkey?
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>>154368907
>Ben Lee is jewish
His face wasn't exactly keeping it a secret.
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can fred hold off the carlton juggernaut?
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yeah australia would suck if it had more germans in it
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>>154368924
I THOUGHT HE WAS IRISH
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>>154368912
They're not the same thing at all.
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>>154368912
based shlomo
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>>154368931
Your jewdar needs fine tuning.
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everything you blame the jews on whites do it alongside jews
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anytime I've been around jews irl I get this visceral feeling of dislike

this started before I even could identify them
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>>154368947
anglos aren't white
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>>154368912
THIS! Exactly this! I'm so fucking sick of my fellow whites and it's just unfair they don't receive the same prejudice and scrutiny that jews have to suffer through and endure.
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every war is us interfering in someone elses business
dont give a fuck who died
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>>154368947
'every single time' is a meme for a reason. It is literally always a jew. Always. Without fail. It would be nice if just one it wasn't jews but alas it always is.
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>>154368961
t. red button presser
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>>154368961
wow
can he say that????
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#doitforelijah
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>peelong without cheat ground
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POWAH
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>game ends as the other game has 2 mins left till half time
i swear the afl make decisions to constantly fuck themselves
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Who really runs this country?
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>>154368947
whites have spent thousands of years trying to destroy edom?
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the dockers have two big cox at either end
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>>154369004
I've never seen them rush through hate speech laws to protect the feelings of whites.
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>>154369004
the vooters (kek)
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I wasn't watching, can someone explain how the Geelong Neko's got smoked? Desu ka
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>>154369038
>reddit spacing
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YEE HAW UNNA
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>>154369038
>the hon
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>>154369038
imagine how much these people would seethe at the views of the dead veterans they are supposedly respecting
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>ynr ben ronke
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wish that zoomerhistorian vid about the ww2 vets was still up. they absolutely eviscerate what our countries have become.
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>>154369038
Doesn't scan; doesn't rhyme; punctuation is lazy; didn't make me think or feel.
0/10 -- worst poem I've ever read.
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tfw ben monke
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The Pilot as with Miss Chloe on Kayo. Fuck sake, why did they have to censor her soles
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sorry for my earlier comments fellas
didn’t mean them x
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>>154369081
and you're seething at the thought of these people potentially seething about dead peoples opinions from 100 years ago
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is it autism?
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>>154369135
I hate your gimmick
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>>154368987
POWAH
O
W
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white people are the WORST
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Apparently there's a few sources that imply some of the troops fighting in WW2 against Japan may have engaged in cannibalism.
No absolute proof but some suspicion.
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>>154369148
ik. &
it’s k x
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heyyy porties, just got back from family dinner...
>mfw catters
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>>154369160
when in rome
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>>154369038
good excuse for further dissolving free speech law and an excuse to increase surveillance.
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bout to bring up 1000 posts in the nrl thread fellas
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welcome to country hey *splits dick with a rock*
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>>154369188
don't blame me. i'm a postmaxxer and always have been.
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yep soime soime x
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>>154369038
>we're going to make anzac day divisive
>wtf why are you being so divisive
>we need to become a police state to stop all this division
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>>154369208
swannies and hawkroaches are the teams to beat it seems. fuck i hate hawthorn.
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kek I successfully predicted jezza wouldn't get 4 goals
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>>154369178
>>154369219
cool it with the noticing
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>hawkroaches
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Carn Carlton
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vintage Freo loss brewing here
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Fuck this general and fuck you cunts
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barely know who len hall was but his dockies are disgracing him
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tried having a nap but just kept thinking about fingering asian girl's bums
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green maggots have kept Carlton in this all night
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carlton are FUCKED
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Carlton don't have that dog in them
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lots of weird looking creatures in the freo team
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Melbourne, North and Gold Coast are in the top 6
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>>154369156
Whoops hit post too early, meant to say
white people are the WORST at being the worst
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fuck geelong are shit kek
all the cheating in the world and you couldn't even beat my pooties
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Lads, Dud just posted
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>>154369188
There's been over 1650 posts across today's /afl/ threads.
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listening to love songs thinking about her again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqtMqdow8Yw
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jagga smith isn't even top 5 for rising star
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>>154369397
His first two games were great but he's been completely unremarkable since.
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>>154369385
how many of them were:
>hate myself depressionposting
>aus/pol/ baiting about anzac day
>aus/pol/ baiting about australia
>other assorted off topic topics
you have 3 mins to respond
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>geelongseether is port adelaide power est 1997 customer
kek it all makes sense now
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>>154369385
/afl/ on THRIVINGwatch
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>>154369405
396.
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off to watch a movie soon
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Serong and Brayshaw both useless tonight
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>>154369422
whatcha watchin
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>Lachie Coward
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>>154369405
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>>154369429
Doesn't really hurt them now that they can rotate Young, Bolton and Reid through the midfield.
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>>154369431
idk yet will decide when I browse my collection of which I have thousands to choose from
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dog CUNT trying to injure MY Reid
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How come Macca's doesn't have tendies?
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>>154369405
You dont want to know...
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>Freo's sponsor is DP World
Lewd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d14Z5MaWoQs
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>>154369479
enough about anons mums pussy
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I was raised by a single mother
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Cox loves to spill a chest pass
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>>154369489
droppedtheprelim.webm
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>>154369487
I was raised in a single mother household. but in reality I raised myself
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>>154369487
I was already an adult when my parents split, thank God. Obviously would have been better had they stayed together but still meant I dodged being raised solely by my mum. Love her but she would've fucked it up even worse than it turned out.
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my Dad tried to come back into my life as an adult and I threatened to put him in hospital
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whoa lookout got a tough cunt in here
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>>154369511
yes very good. your dad's a dropkick and your mum is an angel. you dont need him.
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>>154369487
Most people only have one mother
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PORTGODS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIGHT
GEELONG FAGGOTS FINNA HAVE A BAD TIIIIME
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king george whiting is the gary ablett jr of fish
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>>154369521
they were both bad in different ways but he totally abdicated any real responsibility when he had the chance
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carlton just don't have that competitive mentality
can't train it and cannot develop one over night
they will be shit for the next few decades at least
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Jackson taking the piss.
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>>154369534
I'm saving my disappointment for prelims/grand final
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here we fucking go again
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patrick cripps to lead west coast to finals
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my parents used to argue about who "had" to have us. I always found "custody battles" so incomprehensible as a kid because my parents literally had the inverse

I was an adult before I realised just how fucked up this was
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What's the Carltank 5AA equivalent radio stream?
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FLAGMANTLE
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>>154369570
sounds like it was your fault they split
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>>154369573
sen cazzie
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when I was 8 my mum told me that she would have gotten an abortion if it was legal
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when a divorce happens you're not just slitting two people apart but two entire families, no wonder it's glorified today as some sort of liberating thing(for the woman).
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>>154369588
says more about her mate
she is weak and was only trying to hurt you
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im a angry unemployable loner
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>>154369598
steven may
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bunch of bottom 8 shitters tomorrow
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I don't like holding onto stuff, but at the same time I'm in no way obliged to allow these people into my lives without extremely strong boundaries after healing
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come to naarm and say that to my face not online see what happens fucker
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>>154369611
except norf
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>4th quarter thrashing, AFL :|
>4th quarter thrashing, AFL (v Carlton) :O
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swansfag seething about basedbane still kek
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https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
IGGS
G
G
S
ANTHEM
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garlic naarm with vindaloo sauce
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Brodie just posted
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Lads, Carlton just posted
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My Dad is a literal cuck
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does fred ever play good sides or what
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>>154369643
How did you find out?
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>>154368756
Imagine getting desisted by West Coast. It's like being dumped by an abo.
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get rid of banners and bring back this tbqh
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>>154369655
his current long term gf is an alpha widow, the alpha was some black american military guy
she literally communicates with him on a weekly basis and lights up every time she mentions him. he even came to australia and stayed at their place for a couple of weeks
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXeny0Tgb2x/
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Carlton in 4th quarters are as easy to split open as Bonnie Blue.
The Carlton Bonnie Blues
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>JUST
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>>154369674
Nah that got lame after a while
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>>154369676
How does dating a widow make him a cuck?
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>>154369707
>I flew all the way to Perth to see this shit again
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>>154369707
>Just shave it off, bro
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>>154369707
yummo in the freo scarf
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>AI can't make art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwirTTbrdag
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Mason Cox is a thoroughly unlikeable person. Remember how he cried about Dayne Zorko taking off his fag glasses after he tried getting into his face?
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>>154369707
the grim reaper is more merciful than the norwood reaper
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Business idea: Relegate this pissant irrelevant peems
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>>154369707
these guys look like absolute LUNATICS

absolute BASKET CASES

throw them in the ASYLUM
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>>154369735
post the webm of him dropping the prelim
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kek based Cox stirring up manlets
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>>154369707
Black girl on the right is a qt
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Lads, Patrick just posted
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still think about her
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Lads, Patrick just posted
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>>154369707
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>>154369746
You forgot 14th and 15th too
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>>154369479
>Be the Dockers
>Have 2 Cox on the list for docking.
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Port Wildcard 2026
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>>154369707
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execute all umpires
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Uhh fretards? Why is the game still alive?
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>>154369797
Not sure we have another option at this point desu.
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>>154369707
Are girls like this actually prevalent in WA?
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>>154369707
jump scare got me
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Freo are the least convincing top 4 team
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any slagposters in?
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>>154369822
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>>154369818
unironically yes
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>>154369707
the girls are cute
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>>154369818
yeah
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>>154369824
agreed, not convinced. They should have mauled these shitters
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>>154369835
>>154369841
That's settled then, /alf/ meetup in Perth looms
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>>154369828
go here
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>>154369852
Nice pussy.
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>>154369848
for the girls right?
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>>154369860
Of course, we're not there for... docking.
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>>154369852
perfect
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>>154369866
>When someone yells out "hey retard" and you're the only guy that looks
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>>154369852
Is that Kristina Rose?
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>>154369866
>mfw cox down back
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>>154369876
Kek guilty of this
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Jackson should've received that medal.

On a side note, is there a single Aboriginal player in the AFL that's well-spoken?
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>>154368612
WHAT FUCKEN LANGUAGE WAS THAT?
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>>154369898
alex pearce
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Shattered about Geelong. Hopefully it's grey haired elegant ladies if the girl poster starts up later.
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>>154369911
Touche. It would be a guy you'd never know was Aboriginal.
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has the game finished yet?

officially drunk sadposting time?
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Too early for bed. What moobie do I watch?
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>>154369983
Now U C Me
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shove it up your arse reportsperg
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>>154369886
No just some random milf
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real horny to fuck a desperate milf now
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>>154369858
thanks
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god I am so ready for a race war
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Don't mean to alarm you but the Fremantle Dockers are on a 6 game winning streak.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvdth7bOPWY
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>>154370034
yw
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>>154370044
THE STREAK
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why is /afl/ so dead tonight?
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>>154370106
we out fucking milfs
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everyone went to bed after the anzac day match
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All the good genes died in the wars
I'm an exception because my grandpa was a lancaster pilot but got out by the skin of his teeth
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>>154370073
>don't have a real opponent until Bane in Round 12
LET IT RIIDE
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i want a gf thats a 40 year old worn out busted up whore
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love getting drunk
everything feels ok

just wish I had my old hs friends, half of which are dead
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>>154370162
Something so hot about this, I think 4chan psyopped me
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im basically larry david from curb
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Carlton should be relegated to the VFL
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>Gold Coast have a Friday Night home game in Round 15
>The Giants in their prime never got this
Huh?
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Carlton and Richmond both have 87000 members
Essenshit only have 70000 members
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>>154370196
odd seethe giantspoof
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>>154370201
>Essenshit only have 70000 members
Probably because the AFL moved all their home games to Marvel the fucking retards
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>>154370201
No one wants to support the convicted drug cheat team
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OOOOH I'M A MEMBER

LOOK AT THE STICKERS ON MY CAR
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>>154370034
Sir, that's not a pussy.
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>>154370186
Even Jewish?
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Essenshit have less members than the Bulldogs and Saints
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>>154370255
what is it
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>>154370283
It's seriously fucking over if that's really the case.
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>>154370237
Essenshit agreed to the deal, they're shitters and they belong at docklands
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Essendon be like let's use drugs to cheat, nothing bad will happen at all !
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>>154370312
I was wrong, Saints have about 70000 but Bulldogs only have 56000
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>injects illegal peptides
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbUnTPv1ZAA
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essendon's entire team success depends on an injury prone medium sized defender lel
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Holy shit essendon are fucking useless
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Employ doctor feelgood? Hmmm why not! - Essendon management
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Thought of a parody lads
‘I can’t wait, for my grim life to-oo end’
https://youtu.be/N3kkNfH4yco
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People need to stop treating essenshit like they're a big club
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Holy shit carlton are fucking useless
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upPl9mZW_zw
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Essendrug cheats
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>>154370447
Essenshit are worse
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tottenham boutta get relegated
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relegate essenshit
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>>154370481
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sex gifs
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The rot runs deep is the Essendon FC
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The Essendon FC runs deep in the rot
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>>154370526
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Is being father to a single mother's children really so bad? I want kids so bad but the doctor said my sperm are shot.
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What's that doc? To play at this footy club I have to get mysterious injections?
Sign me up! - Essendon players
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>>154370628
depends on a few things, mainly the ethnicity of the kids and if she is a widow or not
you will never be the real father though, that's the big issue
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>>154370628
i'd imagine it'd be great if you found a good woman with unfortunate circumstances (widow, abandoned, etc)
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>>154370647
the original vaxxoids
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>>154370628
Probably depends on circumstances but I'd assume more often than not it's pretty bad.
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>>154370768
Not funny at all
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huh?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhnUKCPXApI
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>>154369898
Jarman impey
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bed time
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The irony is that my great-grandfather, abo, served in Bougainville, had his kids taken per white australia policy while he was away, his white wife killed probably for being a race traitor or something and then received fuck all from the army after that.
The army borderline initiated the white australia policy too from memory. Most soldiers at the time would have wanted this back then.

So it is ironic what happened today. It's not like the army cared for abos in the past. Maybe the boos were because abos were pointing this shit out. Fuck white people.
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Another irony is that most of those booing were probably part abo too because most people are bound to be in this country by now, many just don't know.
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>>154369707
Welcome to the party, WC fans have been like this for 5 years now.
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A further irony is that only like twelve abos were even at Gallipoli so what's the point in highlighting them?
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it's a distraction from the fact that your politicians have brought in well over a million indians for cheap labor to make a handful of jews richer and israel stronger.
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Lest we forget...but what's their 1 wood?
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you just think if the anzacs had had someone who said "follow me"
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in summer the abbos down the road would sleep on mattresses in the front yard after drinking all day and fighting all night. on the way to work i'd often see one of their kids waiting for the servo to open to sniff petrol. growing up near and hearing them at night them gave me fucking ptsd.
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woke up at midnight again
https://youtu.be/AsQJFKljifI?si=BLdBlvQ5-RCdv73a
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>>154372908
12 abos on record.
Many abos pretended they were white back then. Still do.
Mainly because the army has a rep of treating blacks like shit that it has had for generations.

It's just stupid to me. The genetic situation in this country is so fucked with the white aus policy you don't even know for sure if they're really 100% white half the time. It's just insane that people think it's purely black and white in this country after a systematic abomination like that.
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>>154373182
I used to walk through some suburbs on adventures to see how plastered they were. Quite entertaining.
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>remember, they died for cartels to inject you with experiments and treat you like slaves

To me, it's not even a race issue at this stage.
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>drum & bass
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If you dont worship abos you will go to jail
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>>154373387
Bruz there was and is very little interbreeding between European stock and boongs, reckon your "dad" sold you a furphy. You're thinking the US where widespread miscegenation during the slavery era and subsequent highly integrated nigger community (that's orders of magnitudes higher as a proportion than boongs to European stock) means even the WASPiest seb fails the one drop rule. Meanwhile most Aussies can trace their way back to Europe for centuries from migrants, settlers or the transported.

My grandad actually did serve on Bougainville as a fitter and turner, the exposure to the toxic shit their air force used killed him and left five very young kids to run a farm alone with mum. Pretty displeased with your disrespectful larp.
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I can do a wicked heat legend Joker impression
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>>154373523
"No Ike Hill the bus driver"
Haha
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yeah I'll watch a film. night lads.
https://youtu.be/ctUxvgdgmhU
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>>154373480
you don't like dnb? what do you like if not that?
https://youtu.be/_AaRNs1lqms?si=WDmElO97BhwWFXfF
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>bog
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one of those nighs where you just gotta get it on
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lol
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>>154373860
living the dream m8
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>>154373602
Fucking nice
I listen to a lot of liquid funk; the calm stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y9_bIX4MpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-yttK9xwqs
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>>154374412
absolutely elite cheers anon
https://youtu.be/vl26xpPyFsw?si=h4LCimfDzKe3m48E
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>>154373505
>hehe we're better than seppos
>muh heritage btw
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https://voca.ro/1gZEkIyb5Ftj
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>octoroon trying to grievance grift
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>>154374764
*be's checking the deadbolt*
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hate civilised society
love being a dirty smelly wild animal
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;_;
https://youtu.be/deJDkU6qiGE?si=8EuSxgiFv6G50O9u
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBO4zb3k5_A
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>>154374624
You'll probably like this channel
https://www.youtube.com/@designandbass/videos
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remember being 4 at kindy, looking around and thinking "what is all this bullshit about? This world is fuckin nuts. why am I even here? why are watching lalalala count to 10. what the fuck is this"
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>>154375051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgcBOGl1Om4
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I remember gaining consciousness at some point. I'm not sure which age.
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hate having to SLEEP
hate having fuck
wish I could just stay in a hyper stimulated state until DEAD

FUCK
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Can't sleep, still thinking about how an undermanned Port bent Shitlong over
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cats lost
but idc

G O
C A T S
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>>154376130
crispola
fuck geelong
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>>154373387
>r/australia doesn't know what the immigration restriction act 1901 was
colour me shocked
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As much as I enjoyed watching Collingwood running rampant and essentially doing anything it wants, including handing Pendles his 4th ANZAC Medal.

Part of me is absolutely disgusted at Essendon for rolling over the way they did. Gutless cowards on par with Carlton. Disrespected themselves and the ANZAC spirit they are supposed to represent.
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i didn't watch a second of the game but i thought carlton played well
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Gotten on Poolong
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>Good games this week:
1
>Bad games this week:
5
Sunday Ticket MUST deliver today.
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Nothing better than waking up fresh on a Sunday after a massive Pies win. Hope all you fuckhead alcoholic cunts feel like absolute shit lmao
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collingwood lost mate
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>>154377227
They've become even worse, not leading at a single point during the match and still deciding to pack it in early at 3 quarter time.
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Dons gave up after the 2nd quarter because they were thinking they won the last game so they could be lazy this time blues gave up because their arms were tired from putting them around elijah all week so they could be lazy this time
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crisp off crispy
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>>154378106
why would i be upset mate my pooties just beat cheatlong kek
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>>154378969
Shut the fuck up you fucking dickhead

Carn the pies
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>>154377897
what was the good game?
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the little collingwood boy (daicos) would have to be the most selfish player of all time (overtaking dingleberry)
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>>154379121
swans
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>Frecuck barely beat da blues
>gc are frauds
>lions are frauds
>cheatlong shown to be frauds
Uhhh yeah piebros, I think it’s our year
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how do travelling teams work out the seating plan for the flights? captain and coaches get 1st rows, remaining business class seats to the ruckmen and KPPs and rookies up the back?
go by guernsey number? alphabetical order? airline just lets players just choose their own seat?
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>>154379778
My dick is hard as fuck
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a pecking order gets established off the field fella
basic team dynamics innit
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freo beat the POWAH
amazeballs
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Her name is Freo, and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can
Oh, Freo, Freo, dance across Grande(finale)
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wonder if iggs n fred have looked at buying their own plane decked out with big comfy chairs, lounges, proper beds, massage tables, a fully stocked bar and especially for the fred boys - designated pissing sinks

they could probably afford it.
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>pies above dogs on the ladder
dogsperg r u ok?
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Might go beach today
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>ruins everyone's ladder predictions
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Pendlebury looks like he could run a triathlon with the way he has been looking
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>>154380150
Sick as brah gonna take ya Ute on the dunes brah? That’s sick brah fuck yeah take the hs gf on da beach aye haha shakas grab an oak milk on da way aye brah?
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>>154379871
I don't know this cunt
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>>154379904
Actual insane they don't have a private jet. More confirmation that this is a bush league.
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Giants Norf is probably gonna be the only close match we get this round
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>>154380215
>1 good game
>noooooo im too old now i must rest
not sure this will hold up in back to back finals
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>>154380355
pies seethers are already conceding that pies are playing finals kek
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always surprised how quickly pies fans blow their load
beat fucking essendon KEK
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Collingwood have beaten Saints, GWS, Carlton and Essendon.

Collingwood haven't beaten, a team currently in the top 12.
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>>154380239
‘chabin bla x
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Pies WILL lose their next 3.
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>>154380567
they are a chance to beat geelong away from their cheat ground
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simply wont be respecting the anzacs at all without a public holiday tomorrow
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>>154380511
Nice analysis fuckhead, can only play who’s in front of you
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>>154380892
and comprehensively beaten by better sides in front of you
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>>154380965
Should be 5-2 if umps hadn’t handed Cuckmantle the win and then lost to the Lions at their home ground. We will literally improve across the season dickhead, who do you support mate? Going around running your fat fucking mouth cunt
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>>154381019
should be 4-3 if you didnt get lucky and play a side with a mental drugged fuck head case helping you out
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>wake up
>remember my porties beat the catters
Good weekend
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>>154381019
>We will literally improve across the season dickhead
>we
Which player are you?
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>3hrs sleep
i'm way too sensitive to caffeine bros
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>>154381036
We are 4-3 moron
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>>154381124
i was referring to your fake scenario where you are re writing results based on what could have happened
fuck head
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>another assassination attempt on drumpf
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>>154381142
You’re literally a fucking low iq retard. Meanwhile, you’ve failed to tell me who you support you loser cunt
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>>154381124
>We are 4-3 moron
>We
Which player are you?
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>>154381213
Suck my cock chud fuck, you overweight wanker
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chocolate for breakfast at 11:30 AM
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>>154381263
Why am I a "chud"? I'm not the same anon you were debating
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lets forget
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>>154381153
staged as fuck
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I just want a fucking friend to go to the pub with and have a few beers and a laugh or two is that too fucking much to ask for
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>>154381650
that essendrug team is so fucking dogshit lel
ridley/redman would have made a difference thoughever
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carrying pendles to the all time games record
massive asterisk
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>>154381650
things could have really got out of hand for essendon if zach merett wasnt out there
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r u cunce finna watch the footy this arvo
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i hope one day in my lifetime i will see a showdown grand final
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business idea: new afl team
> darling downs bulls
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/s/6Twcy42Jck
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Headin out to the meat raffle at the RSL.
Wish me luck fellas
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>>154381885
does she come with the meat tray iykwim haha
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>>154381885
Shes so pretty
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>>154368674
i've never been able to stay up all night desu
>>154368684
i have that same wide hipped build feelsbadman
at least i'm not fat
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>>154381922
Ngl id stick my cock in that blonde freo girl with the scarf if presented with the opportunity to do so
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what does someone even do with all that meat
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i would be loyal to jules neale
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I just got back from (Catholic) Mass
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I want to be happy
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>>154381885
>the perfect women doesn't exis-
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I can’t buy dip, I just fucking ate a whole thing of it and a box of jatz
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lets wrap our arms around each other
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>>154382403
>jatz
crisp, i remember living over east for a while and seeing them call 'savoys' and didn't know what the fuck was going on
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I’m 29 and have never even kissed a girl
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>>154382455
this but I'm 28
surely this will be the year......
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>>154382473
>>154382455
Same, hold strong. I sincerely believe girls have more faith in older guys like us than broccoli-headed sub 20 year olds
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Jess Webster is reddit the commentator
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you just know nick daicos is upset that pendlebury stole the show yesterday
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what da
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I want a sexy small tited small arse gf who wears sundresses and g strings and sits on my face until I pass out
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>>154381650
>Nick Daicos 115
but I thought he only played his 100th last week
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Those BLTs I just had for lunch were fucken schmicko
om nom nom
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>>154381650
charlie dean got delisted
what's this chart meant to mean
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>>154382959
>schmicko
Haven’t heard that since high school
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>>154382822
wc haven't played this round, the others have
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Are yous guys remembering them or nah?
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Anzac Round is so embarrassing, hearing the last post a day after Anzac Day, fuck the AFL are fuckheads sometimes, just because every club wants a chance to make a meme Anzac jumper
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>>154381019
>Should be 5-2 if umps hadn’t handed Cuckmantle the win
Bad kicking is bad football
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What are "joyful strains"?
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Perusing for tonight's kino
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>>154383083
There will be no bad kicking when I kick your fucking teeth down your fat throat cunt. Just wake up mate? I’ll put you back to sleep.
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wiiyums
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>>154383063
And ANZAC "eve"
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>>154383063
>>154383144
yeah the idea of anzac 'round' just exposes it as a cash grab for merch and cheapens the whole thing, just do 2-3 matches on the day and leave it at that
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Darude - sandstorm
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st kilda should wear this bad boy for anzac round
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>>154383199
that's the indigenous jumper unna
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carn iggers
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Has Kelli been demoted to boundary rider?
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>>154383260
i've noticed this too, they seem to have replaced her with a woman whose voice isn't awful thankfully
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>>154383130
weeyums
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>>154383271
brad johnson does this too
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What will Ross's excuse be when his shit team falls to the fucking iggs?
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any chance of a fucking goal
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>>154383378
Good things come to those whom wait
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lmao no one is watching this game of shit kilda vs shitiggs champ
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>>154383385
ive never had sex and still waiting
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>>154383378
Nothing ever happens
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>>154368756
>Apparently you're more likely to do your other ACL if you've done one to balance it out.
really? interesting
>>154369660
what's funny is he actually looked okay at the dees (not good but okay), iggs dumped him in favour of.... harry schoenberg
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>>154383415
Fuck you must have some real good things coming then
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All the relevent clubs have already played.
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>>154383462
Another fun fact: women are more likely do their ACLs whilst on their period.
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I hate being alive. I hate having autism. I hate my mother.
Go swans.
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>Georgiades kicked 4.6 yesterday
what da fak
cunt could have had 8 easily
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>>154383508
weird
i knew women were more likely to do their knees in general, happens in all their sports, footy soccer etc
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Don't think I've ever seen an aflw player who looks actually muscular
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gonna get on the piss and punch on with some turks to honour the anzacs
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>>154383605
no more brother wars
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Just tuning in my iggies looking like going scoreless this quarter thanks rossball.
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>>154383508
>>154383546
Also there’s the issues that women generally have worse spatial and physical awareness, and don’t have the same natural muscle mass to tense and brace for impact and preserve their bodies during contact sports.
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>>154369038
>it’s not just x (em dash) it’s y
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>>154383190
it is highly illegal to merchandise the anzac spirit and name!
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>>154383605
nah besides the whole islam thing turks are alright
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>>154383523
yeah kek, he choked a bit
Every time he marked it outside the 50, the fans behind me would yell "he can't kick a behind from there"
He's literally carrying their forward line and getting no respect lmao
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My iggs are trying their best!
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i gave aflw some benefit of the doubt because the comp is newish then i watched some womens soccer and uhhh
yeah
not good viewing
>>154383698
yeah he's basically port's only real forward which makes it even more impressive
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Why do you guys hate normies so much?
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No wonder Liam ryan left this shithole team
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>>154383737
Jealousy
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It’s everyone excited for the GWS Giants vs North Melbourne Sunday twilight fixture?
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>TDK on 1.7 million a year for 8 years
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>>154383744
Yeah mate
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>>154383752
>8 years
are you joking
i knew it was long but it can't be that long
surely
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Alcohol helps me to relax my nervous system
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>>154383744
Will unironically be game of the round
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>>154383770
Crisp William Brownless
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here's your captain bro
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>>154383744
love the twilight fixture takes me back to my youf
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>fox audio fucked again
fuck these guys
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today is the day my norfies get into the top four
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>>154383814
No refunds
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Ross Lyon is a list assassin
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FRESH THREAD

>>154383821
>>154383821
>>154383821
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A goal would be nice haha
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We observe that /afl/ is a hard genny. It is commonplace that posters can employ language from time to time which is racist, sexist or homophobic
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>>154383523
He was the first port player last year to kick more than 50 in a season since 2015, but kicked 58.42 - the most behinds in the league

That's his main issue really is his accuracy. The 35-40m out on a slight angle shot he seems to really struggle with. Further back 50m+ hes ok with and generally ok up close. But those mid range shots hes really inaccurate.

But he gets so much of the ball that even going just over 50% from set shots he kicks a few each week
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>>154383887
He's basically Fogarty but not afraid of contested ball.
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>anti-anglo poster has a tiny bit of boong in him
KEK
E
K
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afl review system is a good system

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