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port vs cats
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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quirky
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Brutal for him. Apparently you're more likely to do your other ACL if you've done one to balance it out.
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KILL ALL UMPIRES
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been looking at my gallipoli book. I'll make a sandwich.
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It's a pity for him that prelim performance didn't come a week later. I feel like that was the last thing he had to give and had he done it on grand final day instead of a week earlier it might have been able to get Geelong over the line, or a least be competitive for four quarters, and if they won he could've retired on a high. Now he's going to end up going on a year too long. He's a total passenger out there. The ghosts of ANZACs have more presence on the field than him currently.
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>>154368820
What's in it for me?
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>>154368861
Seeing the Cats lose has been a pleasant surprise but agree otherwise.
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Checked.
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>>154368806
What? Proper fucked?
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>>154368907
>Ben Lee is jewish
His face wasn't exactly keeping it a secret.
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>>154368924
I THOUGHT HE WAS IRISH
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>>154368912
THIS! Exactly this! I'm so fucking sick of my fellow whites and it's just unfair they don't receive the same prejudice and scrutiny that jews have to suffer through and endure.
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>>154368961
t. red button presser
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POWAH
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YEE HAW UNNA
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>>154369038
>the hon
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sorry for my earlier comments fellas
didn’t mean them x
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is it autism?
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heyyy porties, just got back from family dinner...
>mfw catters
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cool it with the noticing
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>hawkroaches
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fuck geelong are shit kek
all the cheating in the world and you couldn't even beat my pooties
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>geelongseether is port adelaide power est 1997 customer
kek it all makes sense now
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>>154369487
I was already an adult when my parents split, thank God. Obviously would have been better had they stayed together but still meant I dodged being raised solely by my mum. Love her but she would've fucked it up even worse than it turned out.
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my parents used to argue about who "had" to have us. I always found "custody battles" so incomprehensible as a kid because my parents literally had the inverse
I was an adult before I realised just how fucked up this was
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https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
IGGS
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ANTHEM
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>>154369655
his current long term gf is an alpha widow, the alpha was some black american military guy
she literally communicates with him on a weekly basis and lights up every time she mentions him. he even came to australia and stayed at their place for a couple of weeks
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>JUST
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>>154369707
>Just shave it off, bro
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Business idea: Relegate this pissant irrelevant peems
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>>154369707
jump scare got me
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That's settled then, /alf/ meetup in Perth looms
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>>154369828
go here
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>>154369860
Of course, we're not there for... docking.
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>>154370044
THE STREAK
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>>154370628
Probably depends on circumstances but I'd assume more often than not it's pretty bad.
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The irony is that my great-grandfather, abo, served in Bougainville, had his kids taken per white australia policy while he was away, his white wife killed probably for being a race traitor or something and then received fuck all from the army after that.
The army borderline initiated the white australia policy too from memory. Most soldiers at the time would have wanted this back then.
So it is ironic what happened today. It's not like the army cared for abos in the past. Maybe the boos were because abos were pointing this shit out. Fuck white people.
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in summer the abbos down the road would sleep on mattresses in the front yard after drinking all day and fighting all night. on the way to work i'd often see one of their kids waiting for the servo to open to sniff petrol. growing up near and hearing them at night them gave me fucking ptsd.
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12 abos on record.
Many abos pretended they were white back then. Still do.
Mainly because the army has a rep of treating blacks like shit that it has had for generations.
It's just stupid to me. The genetic situation in this country is so fucked with the white aus policy you don't even know for sure if they're really 100% white half the time. It's just insane that people think it's purely black and white in this country after a systematic abomination like that.
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>drum & bass
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If you dont worship abos you will go to jail
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Bruz there was and is very little interbreeding between European stock and boongs, reckon your "dad" sold you a furphy. You're thinking the US where widespread miscegenation during the slavery era and subsequent highly integrated nigger community (that's orders of magnitudes higher as a proportion than boongs to European stock) means even the WASPiest seb fails the one drop rule. Meanwhile most Aussies can trace their way back to Europe for centuries from migrants, settlers or the transported.
My grandad actually did serve on Bougainville as a fitter and turner, the exposure to the toxic shit their air force used killed him and left five very young kids to run a farm alone with mum. Pretty displeased with your disrespectful larp.
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>>154373480
you don't like dnb? what do you like if not that?
https://youtu.be/_AaRNs1lqms?si=WDmElO97BhwWFXfF
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>bog
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Fucking nice
I listen to a lot of liquid funk; the calm stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y9_bIX4MpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-yttK9xwqs
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>>154374412
absolutely elite cheers anon
https://youtu.be/vl26xpPyFsw?si=h4LCimfDzKe3m48E
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>>154374624
You'll probably like this channel
https://www.youtube.com/@designandbass/videos
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As much as I enjoyed watching Collingwood running rampant and essentially doing anything it wants, including handing Pendles his 4th ANZAC Medal.
Part of me is absolutely disgusted at Essendon for rolling over the way they did. Gutless cowards on par with Carlton. Disrespected themselves and the ANZAC spirit they are supposed to represent.
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They've become even worse, not leading at a single point during the match and still deciding to pack it in early at 3 quarter time.
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Dons gave up after the 2nd quarter because they were thinking they won the last game so they could be lazy this time blues gave up because their arms were tired from putting them around elijah all week so they could be lazy this time
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>>154377897
what was the good game?
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how do travelling teams work out the seating plan for the flights? captain and coaches get 1st rows, remaining business class seats to the ruckmen and KPPs and rookies up the back?
go by guernsey number? alphabetical order? airline just lets players just choose their own seat?
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Her name is Freo, and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can
Oh, Freo, Freo, dance across Grande(finale)
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wonder if iggs n fred have looked at buying their own plane decked out with big comfy chairs, lounges, proper beds, massage tables, a fully stocked bar and especially for the fred boys - designated pissing sinks
they could probably afford it.
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>ruins everyone's ladder predictions
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Pendlebury looks like he could run a triathlon with the way he has been looking
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‘chabin bla x
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>>154380965
Should be 5-2 if umps hadn’t handed Cuckmantle the win and then lost to the Lions at their home ground. We will literally improve across the season dickhead, who do you support mate? Going around running your fat fucking mouth cunt
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>wake up
>remember my porties beat the catters
Good weekend
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business idea: new afl team
> darling downs bulls
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/s/6Twcy42Jck
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Headin out to the meat raffle at the RSL.
Wish me luck fellas
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>>154368674
i've never been able to stay up all night desu
>>154368684
i have that same wide hipped build feelsbadman
at least i'm not fat
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Same, hold strong. I sincerely believe girls have more faith in older guys like us than broccoli-headed sub 20 year olds
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Perusing for tonight's kino
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yeah the idea of anzac 'round' just exposes it as a cash grab for merch and cheapens the whole thing, just do 2-3 matches on the day and leave it at that
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>>154368756
>Apparently you're more likely to do your other ACL if you've done one to balance it out.
really? interesting
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what's funny is he actually looked okay at the dees (not good but okay), iggs dumped him in favour of.... harry schoenberg
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>>154383546
Also there’s the issues that women generally have worse spatial and physical awareness, and don’t have the same natural muscle mass to tense and brace for impact and preserve their bodies during contact sports.
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>>154383523
yeah kek, he choked a bit
Every time he marked it outside the 50, the fans behind me would yell "he can't kick a behind from there"
He's literally carrying their forward line and getting no respect lmao
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i gave aflw some benefit of the doubt because the comp is newish then i watched some womens soccer and uhhh
yeah
not good viewing
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yeah he's basically port's only real forward which makes it even more impressive
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>TDK on 1.7 million a year for 8 years
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FRESH THREAD
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>>154383523
He was the first port player last year to kick more than 50 in a season since 2015, but kicked 58.42 - the most behinds in the league
That's his main issue really is his accuracy. The 35-40m out on a slight angle shot he seems to really struggle with. Further back 50m+ hes ok with and generally ok up close. But those mid range shots hes really inaccurate.
But he gets so much of the ball that even going just over 50% from set shots he kicks a few each week
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