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Kinnan Edition

>Most recent banlist update
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026

>Most recent bracket system update
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026

>Outline article introducing the bracket system
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta

>Current banlist
https://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned

>Gay Bolas
https://e621.net/posts?tags=nicol_bolas

>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committee
https://mtgcommander.net

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet
https://www.edhrec.com

>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper format
https://pdhhomebase.com
https://www.pdhrec.com

>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices
https://www.archidekt.com
https://www.moxfield.com
https://www.tappedout.net

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity
https://managathering.com

>Card search
https://scryfall.com

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>Precons
https://magicprecons.com

TQ:
Post some bracket 2 Kinnan/Urza/Yuriko/Winota decks you've found in the wild.
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>>97620845
If you're gonna troll at least use turtles or something new and not unbans from a year ago.
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>TQ
A guy I play with put kinnan into his yuna precon.
Best I got.
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Legalize wishes
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I like building a deck as much as playing
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>>97620806
I wouldn't say she's good, but she at least looks like a fun 2 or 3 deck for a under represented tribe
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>>97620931
>bracket 2 or 3
All she does is make some snakes. You'll never get the second effect because you telegraphed it by having her in the command zone. So you will never be able to connect
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>>97620937
>So you will never be able to connect
Yes anon, there's no way to make a snake blockable or go over the top with in green and black.
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>>97620845
TQ: I put kinnan in my cascade deck to help ramp
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>>97620944
Same logic applies to dark leo and shredder :)
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>>97620963
So correct logic if you're trying to build a cohesive deck? You should say something intelligent before you attempt to be smug.
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>>97620937
>telegraphed it by having her in the command zone. So you will never be able to connect
This applies to literally every commander. Might as well run a fucking mana dork commander at that rate
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>>97620982
He's a retard anon just ignore him
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Any magic terms or concepts you struggle with? That anon explaining how nondeterministic storm works was pretty cool and it seems like a good time to share.
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>>97620993
>this commander is different because it is
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>>97621000
>Commander has a mechanic you life
>Build around the mechanic
No, its exactly the same, which its why its a retarded thing to say "this is bad because you need to do x"
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>>97621018
Why is the gorgon bracket 3 when she relies on connecting but Leo and shredder are bracket 1 because they need to connect?
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>>97621025
Why are you assuming I made such claims?
Are you a retarded schizo?
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>>97620937
I'm annoyed she wasn't just a Golgari Ophiomancer in the command zone instead of what they did with her.
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>>97620995
Yeah, how the fuck do layers work?
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>>97620845
>TQ
b2 yuriko and winota can always go tribal while urza is very open ended
but imo it's hard to justify running kinnan in a slower environment where there are limits on infinites (no basalt monolith either cuz no 2 card combo lol) especially when his reputation makes him kill on sight therefore you're forced to run him to win or not at all, you can't run jank with the guy and expect to be given a pass
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>>97620845
I've never played against it, but someone once told me about a Kinnan Attractions deck he runs. Kinnan is just there to dig through the deck to get the creatures that make Attractions.
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>>97620845
r8 my b2 yuriko
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>>97621095
Stop playing against bad bracket 2 decks
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>>97621174
Posted it again award
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>At 113 cards
>can't find any to cut
We're going to be here a while.
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>>97621190
Its over. Remake the entire list
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>>97621040
Things happen, but so the rules don't break they happen in specific layers.
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>>97621206
But what is the order?
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>>97620995
nondeterministic storm guy wasn't explaining magic concepts, he was explaining how to set up an engine. you can theoretically do this in any game if you can form a loop.
I don't know what he said with the acronym 'KCI' though.
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>>97621226
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Kind of surprised this ended up being half the value of the actual card.
Glad it did, because 20 dollars was a bit of a bridge to far, but still, though people liked and were hyped for benny.
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>>97621215
1. values(copy effects, clone effects, morph, mutate, merge, etc.)
2. Control
3. Things that change text
4.Things that effect type
5.Things that effect color
6. Ability adds/ability removes/ability counters
7. Power toughness effects
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>>97621254
Neat, thanks anon. Super helpful.
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>>97621240
Lack of unique designs made me pass on the SL completely
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>forced black April cards
>Karai card is MEH
Never been more over
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>>97620995
Layers. I kind of understand the concept but I can't fully wrap my head around it despite having it explained to me many times.
I've just resolved to never touch that system from a deck building standpoint and pray I don't need to run into that shit at my games.
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>>97621294
>Jennika on a bunch of card arts
>is a garbage common I wouldn't even use in limited
Not sure why did they did that to some characters.
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>>97621294
I do wonder why they made April black over Casey Jones.
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>>97621294
Not terrible for an uncommon but nowhere near commander worthy at all, maybe like pauper
>>97621320
White ginger/redhead female character. Not even a schizo observation anymore, literally just fact they're trying to remove them from pop culture
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>>97621294
Gonna just put this art over Yuriko as a proxy. Wizards can suck my fat cock
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>>97621338
Ah right, they have been doing that for a while now.
Shame, April is hot but they sometimes make her look really bad in modern stuff.
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>>97621320
She is black in the current series and movie from last year. It's probably that.
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>>97621196
We're down to 108.
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>>97621353
No, its wokeness, fuck you
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Convince me not to cannibalize my Tannuk deck for a Wandering Minstrel brew that utilizes his towns effect. I need those "you can play an additional land on your turn" effects and I don't want to pay $30 for duplicates of cards I already own.
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>>97621190
Go the other direction. Cut all non lands, and add cards one at a time till you hit 100.
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This card wins me so damn many games. Incredibly hard to deal with.
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>>97621294
>>97621344
Done. Fuck Wizards
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>>97621394
Future of her feet in my mouth
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>unban most things
>bring back tuck
>strictly enforce no proxies in lgs play
>official leagues at each bracket or just cedh
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>>97621402
That's gross anon
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>>97621405
I'd quit so fast.
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>>97621415
you weren't playing at the LGS anyway
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>>97621405
>official leagues at each bracket or just cedh
this is the ultimate goal of brackets, yes
what, did /edhg/ actually think wotc made brackets just for shits and giggles?
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>>97621418
You don't even play
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>>97621405
>Official leagues at each bracket
Unironically best way to kill the game once EDH players have to confront players running degenerate shit and WotC refusing to ban it because "Bracket 1 is flourishing. We're waiting for the meta to settle."
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>>97621425
>Emblem lord effect on a +1
This looks awful to deal with if it ever managed to be remotely playable.
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>>97621431
This is literally the reality Standard is dealing with where you can run 4x Kaito as your only Ninja. He's that good. He sees play in Legacy.
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>>97621437
Excellent future proofing from Wizards I guess. Who the fuck thought of an Emblem this good being this free.
They had the sense to make Chandra 6 mana for a similar snowball but this is so much cheaper for this kind of effect.
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>>97621452
Fun with worldfire.
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>>97621424
when wotc's done you definitely won't be
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>>97621405
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>>97621405
Good up until crying about proxies
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>>97621471
F2P people don't get to have their opinions heard though
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Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
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>built lucea kane to cast massive spells
>feels too easy to disrupt, slow to do anything
I'm going to pull her apart, what next: og titania, red green stompy with xenagos, or grand locus Iroh mind's desire / dragonstorm?
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>>97621452
wotc has always been careful with walkers that can boardwipe the creatures that can remove them, even today ugin remains unmatched in that area
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>>97621478
based troll
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>>97621460
It's a cool effect and it's low impact enough to be fair as a "free" stackable emblem. Good design, Kaito just reads like they didn't think about anything other than "We want to push this archetype super hard"

>>97621494
As they should be, Walkers that can protect themselves should be taxed somewhere for that.
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Should I be a faggot and run fetches, both the good ones, and evolving wilds etc in my mono color decks?
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>>97621548
if you're not going have any use for lands being in the graveyard there's no need to run fetches in mono color
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>>97621548
It's optimal at almost all times but I wouldn't because it's extra shuffling and time wasted in an already slow format filled with time wasters. If you're not doing Landfall/GY stuff I wouldn't bother.
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>>97621548
Yes.
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>>97621548
You'll know if you need them. If your deck has delve cards, landfall, recursion engines that can pick up lands, etc there's no reason not to max out on untapped fetches even if the benefit isn't huge due to low concentration in monocolor. Ash Barrens functions similarly (comes in "tapped" due to needing to spend a mana for cycling) while also being able to be played as a colorless untap. Monocolor cycling lands are okay.
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>>97621548
>>97621584
I meant to compare Ash Barrens to Evolving Wilds and Terramorphic Expanse. I wouldn't play those unless you're in a landfall deck.
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play

two headed giant
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I don't really get what this wants to do in the command zone. A deck that blinks or bounces to hand a lot doesn't seem like it benefits a ton from tokens that add counters that they'll lose upon blinking.
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>>97621846
Some legendaries do better in the 99. He probably is because counters without green is a rough spot to be.
You could lean into sacrificing. Kuldotha Forgemaster would love having cheap artifacts to throw away.
The Ozolith, Buzzard Wasp colony, Iron Apprentice, modular, and stuff like Power Conduit let you shuffle counters around.
Persist likes him, but Cauldron of Souls, Puppeteer Clique, and Persistent Constrictor are probably the only worthwhile options.
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>>97621405
What the fuck would a bracket 1 league even look like? Even the most casual decks and your average precon accidentally stumble up to bracket 2. You'd have difficulty rounding up 4 guys in an LGS who even have a bracket 1 deck.
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>>97621907
>>97621846
Actually I'm retarded. Character select Michalangelo the Heart. Woodfall Primus + Splinter + Sac Outlet is 1 mana blow up a non creature permanent. If it's phyrexian / ashnod's altar you just blow up every nonland permanent you want. If you go red madcap kills everyone. Blue gives you river kelpie which is insane draw.
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>>97621379
keen sense
simple as
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I'm not sure if it could work but he seems like a fun weird color swap deck.
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>>97621353
They explicitly used art styles and character versions from all over the tmnt timeline, with a card even referencing the various artsyles and putting them together. They also have several different card versions of April, yet none depict most popular and famous appearance, and the one that would most resonate with the nostalgic millennial target audience. Curious.
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>>97621478
same can be said of esl shitskins like you.
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>guy who keeps board wiping keeps whining that his sanguine blood combo pieces keep getting exiled because he’s against 3 green
>actually pouts when reanimating skeleton and gravecrawler get swords
>uses board wipe #6 and complains the game is taking too long (2 hours)
>cast pic rel and remove every wincon/high value pieces and the rest of his board wipes left in his deck
>he actually starts to tear up and scoop

Have you ever defeated someone spiritually/mentally?
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Any recommendations? I decided to break up one of my modern decks to make a commander deck. Ideally I want to stay in bracket 3.
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>>97622734
This didnt happen.
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>>97621392
Best mono white commander. Slap a Gift of Immortality on that sucker and you basically win the game if you also have a sac outlet.
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>>97622772
When I say ‘tear up’ it’s not he was crying, but you can see his eyelids are a bit wet due to anxiety or something. You can run this, denying wind, extract, the bitter one i cant recall. Combo/control players instantly fold and crash out. Its the only reason I run one typically

Your post didnt happen
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>>97622768
needs ash barrens
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>>97622827
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>>97622768
Not much to suggest there, eldrazi are very straightforward and boring. I've started taking my Zhulodok apart
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>>97622768
>mana vault, one ring
>ugin, especially eye of the storm
>ancient tomb
>eldrazi good stuff
>land denial

that's a 4. That's pretty much edhrec slop to be optimized to 'fit' a 3 by limiting to 3 gamechangers, but it's much faster.

If you want to have fun with eldrazi and be closer to a 3, you should pick azlesk or ulalek and play more like dinosaurs with some of the more interesting eldrazi critters.
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>>97622924
Dont trick a man like that you crazed dork. He built a perfectly competent middling deck and you're just straight up lying to him because whatever you're doing is worse.
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>>97622924
>That's pretty much edhrec slop to be optimized to 'fit' a 3 by limiting to 3 gamechangers, but it's much faster.
Not that guy, but isn't that the point? You try to cram in as much stuff that's allowed in the bracket. I will agree though that there is a world of difference between someone minmaxing a bracket and "that guy who kinda slapped stuff together."
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>>97622935
Yes, a deck build correctly will always be better than a deck built incorrectly with compromises.
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>>97622916
>boring
I personally enjoy going absolutely ham with archnemesis decks (e.g. Eldrazi, Slivers, etc). Either I lose because I got piled, or I win because I balled out of control and 3 people couldn't stop me. It also helps that my pod and my LGS in general are absolutely traumatized by Eldrazi and Slivers.
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>>97622935
except it's not. You aren't meeting the requirements for the bracket, you are literally being meme'd on because you are under the impression that the only constraint to abide by is '3 game changers'.

secondly, this is a mario party format
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>>97622964
Begone lesser mage, your complaining is of no use to anyone.
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>>97622968
There are literal rules, I'm informing him that if he sits down at a table with that deck saying it's a 3, he's going to look like a pubstomping bitch, because it doesn't fit under the definition.
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>>97622973
That is your opinion, and your opinion is irrelevant because you lack the judgement, accumen, and critical thinking required to come to a conclusion like that.
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>>97622964
>>97622973
Anon, the rule literally is 3 GC or less for Bracket 3. I get what you're saying (a powerful optimized deck that touches the upper limit of the bracket against some junk deck that'sbasically a precon), but anyone can optimize for the bracket.
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>>97622968
>>97622981
>I want this to be a 3
>This is why its not
>Okay, retard that is just your opinion
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>>97622983
>>97622981
Which of these do fits that deck better?

>#1
Decks to be lethal, consistent, and fast, designed to take people down as fast as possible
Game Changers that are likely to be fast mana, snowballing resource engines, free disruption, and tutors
Win conditions to vary but be efficient and instantaneous
Gameplay to be explosive and powerful, featuring huge threats and efficient disruption to match
Generally, you should expect to be able to play at least four turns before you win or lose.


#2
Decks to be powered up with strong synergy and high card quality; they can effectively disrupt opponents
Game Changers that are likely to be value engines and game-ending spells
Win conditions that can be deployed in one big turn from hand, usually because of steadily accrued resources
Gameplay to feature many proactive and reactive plays
Generally, you should expect to be able to play at least six turns before you win or lose.
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>>97622964
>secondly, this is a mario party format
I fucking hate this argument, especially because I've seen it happen in real life as a cope.
>play at LGS
>we all agree on bracket
>one guy's deck is a total mess with basically no goal or identity
>he gets knocked out fast
>begins whining about how everyone else is "tryharding" and how he just "wants to have fun"
>gets told winning is fun
>"bro not like THAT I just want to do the thing that's how you have fun"
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>>97622983
>the rule literally is 3 GC or less for Bracket 3
Wonder why it has more text than just 3 or less gamechangers
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>>97622990
>>97623009
Those arent rules. They're vibes, you shitposting cretin.
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>>97622999
The second one. It's a big goofy eldrazi deck.
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>>97623009
>3GC
>Players expect decks to be powered up with strong synergy and high card quality
Anon, you might be retarded.
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>>97623022
>>97623007
unironically, actually, legitimately. what is wrong with you? You should have enough self awareness to know that 1. This is the kitchen table format. 2. The bracket rules are the explicit 'vibe'/expectations. selectively ignoring them means you should go 'oh I dont use the bracket system' instead of dishonestly stating something and selectively picking what you want. You shouldn't be upset when you trick someone.

>>97623028
yeah, "goofy" I can tell by the inclusion of the more creative design space eldrazi you picked and not just every value engine like the one ring, mana vault, ancient tomb, eye of the storm. I know titans are fun, but value engine decks like this are brutal and efficient, it's not going to be the most insane 4, but it's going to crush most decks unless they explicitly all gang up on you. Then it's not going to be very fun for you.

I legitimately, have seen a person play this deck, echoes of eternity turn 2, then ugin turn 3 and exile everyone's shit. Do what you want, but I'm letting you know that if you sit down at a table and say this is a 3, people are going to be a bit butthurt.
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>>97622999
>#1
>as fast as possible
In what universe are Eldrazi fast? They're lethal fuckers for sure, but with 10+ cmc they are definitely not fast.
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>>97623007
nice strawman you rigged up once again.
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>>97623074
I'm not even part of the Eldrazi discussion. I'm an even worse persona: I used a First Sliver deck to smash everyone's faces in on turn 5 in Bracket 3.
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>>97623056
Wow. That is sure a lot of random assumptions scaring this poor modern player off with your unrepentant faggotry. This is not "brutal" or "efficient", it is an eldrazi deck of average strength and theming that you are crying about because you are worse than that; the faggot's bargain, and the worst part about the format.

Go on anon, share with us one of your decks.
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>>97622964
>mario party format
>STOP USING METAKNIGHT IN MELEE! YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS!!
That's you btw and yes you are retarded
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>>97623009
>play atleast 6 turns before losing

So gay. People hide behind this as an excuse for not blocking jack shit turns 1 - 5.
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>>97623009
How many players does land denial have to affect before being classified as mass land denial?
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>>97623097
>it is an eldrazi deck of average strength and theming
I've seen a lot of people cry because they try to run a shit pile with a GC in it, thus making it bracket 3. The issue is they invariably end up against someone who is running a super optimized deck, and they then cry about how that person is a meanie for not playing a slop pile.
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>>97623113
MLD is stuff that nukes the entire board, not targeted destruction like strip mine.
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>>97623116
Yup, all the time. And the correct response is to shrug, and tell them to fuck off, as happened in this thread just now.
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>>97623116
I dont understand these people. Simply dont run the GCs and go down a bracket.
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>>97623121
Well sure but if I WInter Orb with a Clock of Omens out so I don't get fucked over do I get to hide behind the technicality of it not being mass land denial because it only affects three people and not four?
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>>97623143
I think if you play those cards the proper solution is suicide
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>>97623143
>>97623121
Nah the rule is some nebulous faggotry about 4 or more lands, making pox mld.

>>97623147
>laughs in stasis
I have fully foil stax pieces.
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>>97623152
Do you have a foil 7th Static Orb? If yes, can I have it?
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>>97623163
Yes, yes I do actually. No you cannot have it, it's my favorite card in the history of magic.
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How does someone enjoy playing a deck like this, playing 3 edict effects per turn until everyone scooped out of boredom after 6 turns of that shit with no end in sight. Like please just fucking kill us already. Dude was indian btw
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>>97623179
>No you cannot have it
Tragic. Nice card though, do you currently run it in any deck?
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>>97623180
Thats why hes in the 99 of my Vincent deck that I hardly ever run
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>>97623180
I fucking love being a piece of shit and just stacking his emblem.
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>>97623190
Of course, it's in my ancient outdated mostly foil urza deck. I should really update it now rhat I dont have to worry about it being "competitive".
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>>97623056
>i have legitimately seen players go t1 gravecrawler t2 blood artist t3 warren soultrader killing everyone
>this means aristocrats are totally broken and is cedh tier
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>>97623180
I don't even bother with edicts or shit like that, why bother when it's totally possible for my opponents to not play creatures? Naw, my deck is totally self-sufficient, all I need you for is to die, so I can get the win. I also LOVE stacking his emblem, shit is so cash.
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>>97623252
How much butthurt do you get for running high value cards like Grim Monolith? I've seen people get shit at my LGS for using true duals.
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>>97623180
I like the character so I made the deck
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>>97623281
>I've seen people get shit at my LGS for using true duals
Did the guy tell them they're real? Did the LGS have any reason to believe otherwise?
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>>97623281
Really? ABURs are such a mild upgrade over shocks (outside of 5c) I find that weird. But most people dont care, and I'm usually so excited to talk about my favorite cards in that deck it's kind of hard to shit on me. Mox diamond is what, like a $1000 USD? Cant say anyone has ever been butthurt, but I usually save that deck for when I play with high quality players.
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>>97623297
>>97623303
They were 100% real, given he's in his late 50s and has been playing since the summer days. He even got all his duals from opening packs. People at my place seem to get salty if you use expensive cards for whatever reason.

Personally, I'm a poorfag who has to cope with shocks and fetches.
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>>97623310
>People at my place seem to get salty if you use expensive cards for whatever reason.
They do have a reason, though misplaced
The idea is that they know mtg is a pay to win game and so if you're rich enough to have duals you're also rich enough to buy the "strong in casual's minds" b2 staples (exquisite blood, grave pact, etc) and you're going to stomp them
Personally i'm fine with duals in b2, i just wouldnt use them because imo duals arent to be sullied in a daily driver b2 prius
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>>97621240
It's a reskinned nickname card for a mono color commander with a build around mechanic most players hate and will target over. It shouldn't be that high to begin with.
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>>97623310
Scribble on a basic with a sharpie. The gold border islands arent "legal", it doesnt matter. But that being said, it is a really good feeling to spend years saving for a card and searching for it only to finally get it. Like I dont care how expensive cardboard is, I'm not selling it.
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>>97623315
Magic isnt pay to win at all, the level where you can pay to win is honestly fairly low. Not to talk shit, the cardboard is insanely expensive, it's pay to play and like they say about vintage, once you have all the staples a new deck is only $100.
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>they pay for overpriced cardboard
>they don't just buy from Chang and then double sleeve it so no one can tell
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>>97623335
>the level where you can pay to win is honestly fairly low
that doesn't have a bearing on whether it's p2w or not. if paying a dollar in a phone game gives you a massive advantage, it's still p2w regardless of whether or not it's only a dollar.
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>>97623343
You can usually tell if you care to look. Some people just like having nice things they are attatched to. Yadd yadda Walter Benjamin and aura.

>>97623345
It's pay to play chum, like golf. You only can go to the driving range or play mini golf, but you cant play on a course without a full set of clubs.
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>>97623362
Most people also dont like to pretend that they're something else
I *could* wear fake balenciagas and rent a porsche every time i go outside, but i dont because i'm not a pretentious person
>but muh game pieces!
Mtg can never be reducible to just "game pieces"
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>>97623281
People would also get salty if shocks and fetches were as expensive as true duals. It's Timmybrain thinking that just because something is expensive/reserve list/actually rare that it's somehow powerful and will give you a leg up over others therefore people shouldn't play it.

99% of the people who would complain about someone tossing out a true dual stuff Sol Ring into everyone of their decks without a moments thought. If wizards printed true duals and the other popular non-basics with the same consistent frequency as Sol Ring nobody would give a fuck.

Artificial scarcity was the worst thing to ever happen to this game. Fuck investards.
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>>97623343
I'm not a poor copefag and can afford to engage with my hobby of choice.
You can reply as much as you want with nonsense, but ultimately, the reason is always the same. You are poor and that's why you don't buy cards.
A cardboard box with porsche written on it is not a porsche, a man in a dress is not a woman, and your cards are not cards.
You know they aren't, which is why you need to lie about them instead of just writing plains on a swamp. You don't want people to know you are poor and that's more important to you than playing at your wallet level or having the honesty to say "these are proxies."

You are more of a coward than the guy with proxy of a toph twerking.
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>>97623377
>Most people also dont like to pretend that they're something else

Fucking lmao what an out of touch shut in NEET belief
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>>97623439
Takes one to know one huh?
Glad to see you were honest for once, proxyfag
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Speaking of, I caught the fomo and probably over paid for this today. It will probably be down to 5 dollars or less than a month, but whatever.
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>>97623377
Anon, I was saying some people like to have real cards, because being in the presence of a real card is to be subject to the aura and conditions around creating that specific object, as well as its history. You dont get that with a proxy; you have to make it yourself. But, I'd rather more higher quality players with fake cards than the opposite.
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>>97623254
If you have tutors and can consistently do that, it's bracket 4 and probably closer to cedh, yes.
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If you buy a precon, but don't do anything to it other than optimize the mana base, is it still a 2?
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>>97623456
I often wonder when the current pice spiked card's settle's back down because I grabbed the Elemental pre con and sure in hell aen't going to pay 45 dollars for Animar
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I love when yourepoorfag gets so booty blasted by their retarded beliefs getting dunked on that they start compulsively (You)ing the thread. All we need is PDS spam posting that everyone is a pedo to have a truly blessed edh thread.
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>>97623486
>I am getting so roasted I will (you) deny and claim victory
A classic. You are in fact poor however. Cope.
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>>97623485
Depends on the cards availability, the commanders popularity, how strong it actually is, etc.

Some go up never come down, but most fall back to close to their original pricing maybe a dollar or two more expensice
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>>97623485
That one might take awhile since it arguably is the best card for that commander that everyone is in love with atm.
Fucking 3 people in my regular pod built her..
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>>97623500
>>97623498
Right out of the box its incredibly good. Its easy to lose track of your boardstate with how easily it fills the battlefield along with tons of ETB/LTB triggers.
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>>97623482
Define "consistent"
Is 8% chance to win t3 (same odds to have a t1 sol ring) fair? What about 10%? 15%? 20%?
Gavin wants to allow rube goldberg 5 card combos to happen early game in casual but there'a a reason LGSs have default to a blanket "no infinites/thoracles/locks before turn X"
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>>97623252
>null rod
>cursed totem
>back to basics
>trinisphere
>static orb
>winter orb
>k4rn
>warset
>imprisoned in the moon
>fetches in a monocolour deck
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>>97623515
>fetches in a monocolour deck
Deck thinning good.
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>>97623521
It seems like he's using them for mystic sanctuary, if I had to guess. But the whole thing absolutely activated my neurons and left me with more questions than I have answers. Why would you put null rod in urza?
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>>97623468
>real cards

Proxies are real cards. When I put down a Dark Ritual, whether I cracked it from a pack, bought it as a single, printed a jpeg off my computer, wrote Dark Ritual in sharpie on a swamp, or ordered a 1:1 LEA bootleg from chang, when I tap a black mana and put that card down the table agrees that I now have 3 black mana. That's the textbook definition of real.

>because being in the presence of a real card is to be subject to the aura and conditions around creating that specific object, as well as its history.

Genuinely pathetic and cringe. Imagine getting weak kneed at Product. It'd be one thing if someone whipped out the Tundra Max Hardcock played in the deck he used to win the first Magic tournament, it's a whole other thing for somehow to whip out a random Tundra that they bought or cracked from a pack. It's a piece of cardboard product with no history behind it besides maybe a personal story about how the owner opened it in a pack back in 1996 (which hey, neat I'll listen to you wax nostalgia about it but I'm not losing my mind over it). There's a reason why nobody gives a fuck about the millions of baseballs made in 2007 except for the one that Barry Bonds hit for his 756th home run.
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>>97623525
Yeah that I can't explain. I don't see a tinker or something of that sort in the list to easily sac it off.
Cursed Totem and the like I can kind of get, you don't HAVE to play for the activate effect on Urza if the cursed totem is stopping an opponent from playing the game but NUll Rod is a bit of a head scratcher to me.
cEDH remains an enigma to me.
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>>97623542
>proxies are real cards
>men in dresses are women
>anchor babies are genuine us citizens
Uh oh lib melty
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>>97623542
>Proxies are real cards.
They aren't, if they were you wouldn't be making the distinction at all. Everything after that is just cope and can be written off.
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>>97623525
>>97623549
Urza can tap artifacts for mana through null rod. You can also bounce it with hurkyl's or whatever if you need it, and combo pieces under null rod tend to stick around. Now you know.
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>>97623542
If they were real you wouldnt have to assert that fact to other people, stupid
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>>97623549
5c sisay is top tier that's why cedh plays null rod
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>>97623542
He's talking about semiotics and "Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction", which isnt quite Baudrillard and the Hyperreal or Deleuze/Guttari, but a fairly well known book that addresses your exact point (why would someone want something when you can get something else that looks like it more easily).
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>>97623562
I meant cursed totem lol my bad
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I'm thinking of building Galazeth so I have a question for anyone here who's done the same.
Where should I start drawing the line on hate pieces to avoid getting hated out of the game just for putting them down. I know casting shit Winter Orb is going to make me public enemy number 1 but stuff like this or Vexing Bauble will probably only piss off one guy who's about to pull some bullshit anyways.
Is running a bunch of somewhat soft stax artifacts to double as rocks a decent idea or am I going to be nuked on repeat for daring to put down a Vexing Bauble?
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>>97623566
>why would someone want something when you can get something else that looks like it more easily
watch proxyfags become the biggest defenders of intellectual property once you bring up AI art
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>>97623557
>Urza can tap artifacts for mana through null rod
Alright yeah that makes sense, I forgot Urza himself does it and it's not giving your artifacts the ability to do it so unless you have both a Null Rod and a Cursed totem out you're fine.
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>>97623576
So you ignored all the philosophy and picked the tl;dr? Cool man.
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>>97623573
if you're legitimately building your deck in a way that doesn't care about your stax pieces, you're at least in a position more people are OK with than the current urza discussion.
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>>97623584
I await your stunning defense on why corpo ip bad but artist ip sacred
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>>97623593
Perhaps you should read the book. It adresses not exactly this, but the spirit of the debate.
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>>97623605
The fact that you cant even opine on the question only proves my point lol
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>>97620845
Thanks op, I can finally post my the hated.deck
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>>97623617
Why are you picking a fight with someone smarter than you? IP is irrelevant to the discussion because the authenticity of the artist's experience and history as well as the cultural impact of the object itself is what's discussed. AI doesnt have that. If AI gets banned, it might acquire a gestalt version.
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>>97623626
>the authenticity of the artist's experience cannot be used as a basis for their intellectual property, no sir amazon's lotr is just as valid as tolkien's world war inspired lotr
Lol
Parroting a book doesnt make you smart fyi
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>>97623643
That has nothing to do with what you just read. IP is legal protection for monetization. Aura is contained within the object. Amazon's interpretation is just as valid. It also happens to be shit, hence not as good.
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>>97623573
Does this stop card that are like "look at the top x cards of your library, you may put one of them onto the battlefield?" They are still technically in the library they are just revealed, right?
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>>97623671
Yeah, If it doesn't move to exile or hand this will block something moving directly from deck to field.
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>>97623007
I hate players like that. If you just want to do the thing then go play solitaire by yourself scrub. No one is obligated to sit around with their thumbs up their asses while you durdle.
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>>97623007
>"bro not like THAT I just want to do the thing that's how you have fun"
Every time I hear this shit its from retards playing shit like Krenko or Zada where letting them Do The Thing means them going from 0 to Mach 5 in one turn rotation.
>Wahhhh stop wiping my board, what is my deck supposed to do!
Not my problem, faggot. Sorry Im smart enough to know how fucking crazy your deck can go if I dont pay attention.
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>"Why do you always have interaction to stop my combo when its about to happen but no one ever stops yours?"
>Also that player "so I drew this removal and I immediately cast it on the thing that is the most scary. Oh, you cast faithless looting? I counter it with offer you can't refuse that I just drew on my turn."
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>>97623787
>"Why do you always have interaction to stop my combo when its about to happen but no one ever stops yours?"
Because I keep tabs on open mana, the number of cards in peoples hand, and how to bluff out interaction/countermagic on bullshit I want you to think looks scary but isnt.

The instant windmill slamming pisses me off to no end, especially when the throw it at some bullshit when someone clearly has some insane bullshit commander that will obviously be played in the next turn cycle.
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>>97623787
>"Why do you always have interaction to stop my combo
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>>97621553
Sure there is. Sometimes something you need gets tucked, or placed on the bottom of your deck. Shuffling gives you a chance. Also with things like Divining Top or other cards that care about the top cards of your deck, sometimes you need a way to shuffle. I run at least one in each mono colored deck.
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>>97622734
Badass. I've done it with that card too late-game. Just completely left someone with draw, ramp and lands.
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>>97623919
I prefer putting cards for proactive reasons not for the off chance that someone could manipulate my top deck, and top itself isnt an auto include even in tricolor with fetches
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What bracket is my deck chuds
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>>97623965
what large eyes your cats have
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>>97623965
Better pic
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>>97623981
>saruman
Slop bracket, Swine
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>>97623981
The cats are cute though
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>turn 2 guy plays bauble burglar
>Turn 3 plays dark deal
Bracket 3 is a fucking joke
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>>97623965
I do enjoy the cats.
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>>97624017
Tell him he is a gay homo who should be running Tourach instead.
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>>97623965
>>97623981
3. It's big and splashy but not particularly optimized. The One Ring is pulling a lot of weight. You'd need to rebuild it pretty heavily to bring it up to a 4.
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>>97623965
>>97623981
Bracket -1: Universes Beyond garbage
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>>97623981
>>97622768
same bracket then?
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>>97624051
Yeah, almost exactly.
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>>97623542
Proxies are not real. My lgs does not allow them and that's a good thing
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>>97624057
Maybe it’s more of a disability than lying, apologies
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>>97624074
>My lgs does not allow them
Insane policy.
Warhammer World in Nottingham doesn't allow unpainted minis on the tables because in theory they might take pictures of play in the main hall, but even then the staff are usually too lazy to enforce it
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>>97624086
>but even then the staff are usually too lazy to enforce it
Judges are usually too spread thin to enforce stuff like that. Some large tournies have like 1 judge for every 50 players.
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>>97624094
This little fella.
>Price of Progress
>blood moon
>magus of the moon
>ankh of mishra
>mana barbs
>Burning Earth
>ruination
>throw in some MLD and a Dingus Egg and have fun
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Proxy copefags will be made into ropefags if (when really) commander becomes a sanctioned format.
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>>97624143
>sanctioned kitchen table
lol, lmao even
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>>97624149
All of magic is kitchen table, but yet still has sanctioned formats.
They aren't spending money and office hours to make brackets just for discussion for the largest format in their game. They aren't putting out feelers for hybrid mana changes just because the idea is neat to them.
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>>97624143
It's a matter of time before commander becomes a sanctioned format, and that's probably a good thing. EDH2 will be born of the ashes as a casual format that will reject modernity and return to tradition. No proxies. No UB slop. Just big splashy fun and thematic battlecruiser decks allowed. Just as Richard Garfield Ph.D. intended.
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>>97624187
Also to increase diversity, there will be a committee and general-czar that will enforce reserved general for your sector. Better claim your general now!
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>>97624206
I'm calling dibs on Sir Shandlar of Eberyn.
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>>97624136
I'm not talking about tournaments, that's just a blanket rule to use the tables at Warhammer World.
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>>97624143
Sanctioned Commander would unironically kill the game immediately once casuals are forced to play against autists trying to win at all costs every game. Look at what happened to Premodern the attosecond it went on MTGO and Stiflenought shot up in play/win rate.
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>>97622734
>Guy tries to blow up my crawlspace with generous gift
>Ask him if he really believes my artifact is worth more to destroy than another anon's spike feeder he keeps gaining massive life off every turn, or another guys kuja who keeps pinging all of every turn.
>Well, I can't finish them off, but if I can attack you with all my board I can kill you and at least won't come in last.
So I played radiant performer targeting his generous gift for his inability to read a board and running that shit card.
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>>97624295
>Calls Generous Gift shit
Cringe
>Radiant Performer as divine retribution
Based enough to fully cancel out the former plus a lot extra
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>>97624094
Now that is a sexy homosexual flying lizard
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>>97624295
I cannot understate how much I hate that shit.
>me and two others
>guy A is about to pop off and kill everyone
>I tell B I have the solution, just cover me for a turn
>play Mana Vault to get the mana ready
>B destroys my Mana Vault
>don't have enough mana
>I die
>B dies next turn
>tell B he screwed both of us
>"well Mana Vault is really scary man, I have no clue what you'd do if we both survived A"
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>97624272
>[laughs in prize support]
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A lot of the normalfags at my LGS just have a habit of scooping randomly inthe middle of games.

>Oh my friend just walked in? Scoop!
>Oh I just realized I havent eaten in 3 hours and I'm a fatass? Scoop!
>Oh I'm a retard and I'm locked out of the game because I kept a bad hand? Scoop!

I've recently gotten in the habit of just scooping in unison whenever this happens. It's generally better and more fun to just kill the game immediately and start a new one than try to salvage whatever's left. It also teaches the normalfags the consequences of their selfishness. I'd highly recommend.
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>>97624349
Nta, but I can understand why he would be worried, but still one of those situations where he could have held off the removal until the board was cleared
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>>97624382
My friends started calling me "scoopy poopy" due to how much I scooped. I've started to scoop less
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>>97624187
You already have your format, it's called PreEDH (which also is automatically bracket 1 along with precons)
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>>97622734
With that same card, actually. I was borrowing a modified mono black precon from a friend. Don't remember what I was playing against other than a janky 5 color superfriends deck with really awful mana. I cast a kicked sadistic sacrament vs the superfriends player and saw everything in his hand was red but he had no red mana. Counted up every red source of mana in his deck and exiled them. Guy started screaming about how he hates the game and was going to quit playing magic.
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>>97624229
Keep in mind that such policies arent intended to catch hooligans, but to put the fear of public shaming back into people's hearts
Yes the TO is overloaded and yes the staff would be lucky to do a couple of deckchecks per round and yes odds are they'll never catch you but are you really that foolish to blatantly break no proxy rules and risk being outed as a shameless nigger to the local community? Lol
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>>97624471
I'd be fine getting outed as someone that doesn't give WotC money.
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>>97624272
>laughs in bw midrange that can swords a dreadnought np
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>>97624475
Ok shameless nigger lol
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>come across a video of a pod where everyone's commander starts with the same letter and they go through the whole alphabet
This a thing? The 26 deck A-Z challenge is the hotness
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>>97624380
Prize support didn't keep people playing Vintage or even Legacy.
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>>97624496
Yes, it did. Until wotc made the pro tour standard only.
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>>97624485
How many options can there really be for letters like Q and Z?
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>>97624517
There are two, soon to be 3 quinterious version.
There are at 3 three other legendaries that are Queen X.
All I got off the top of my head
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>>97624517
Something like 13 q and 70 z.
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Apparently there is 250 options for commanders that start with A
>>97624517
Amount of commanders that start with each letter of the English alphabet according to Scryfall
>A: 250
>B: 135
>C: 118
>D: 107
>E: 111
>F: 61
>G: 188
>H: 98
>I: 76
>J: 93
>K: 211
>L: 130
>M: 209
>N: 91
>O: 78
>P: 84
>Q: 15
>R: 174
>S: 326
>T: 409
>U: 41
>V: 81
>W: 37
>X: 14
>Y: 40
>Z: 70
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>>97624475
>I will freely and happily be free advertising for them while supporting china however
You're an even worse cuck for that.
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>>97624272
>people can only have fun and police themselves if they are kept ignorant of cutthroat decks
>this also follows that humanity as a whole would be better behaved if they were just kept ignorant of certain inconvenient truths
This really reveals (You) as a person more than anything else
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>>97624559
Thank you for your autism anon
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>>97624566
Ignorance is bliss, yeah
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>>97624559
neat
seems slightly more interesting that the colour decks
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>>97622961
The boring part is that there is almost no room for individuality in a zhulodok deck, they all are exactly the same
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Commanders by 1st letter in their name, bar graph form
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>>97624566
>>people can only have fun and police themselves if they are kept ignorant of cutthroat decks
Yes. This is literally the case. People already show up to casual Commander night with cEDH decks to win $10 in store credit. Once prizes are on the line grinders will aim to collect. You will see Tymna everywhere which exposes how the format rules are totally nonfunctional and were left to rot under 15 years of Sheldon coping that players can self-regulate.
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>>97624602
I feel this way about Auntie Ool. I kinda want to make a burn deck with cards that make all of your damage have wither just to try and be different, but I don't know if I have the patience or money to make it consistent.
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>>97624617
how much of the the "T" column is "The"
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>>97624618
Correct and with that in place casuals will be spared from making fools of themselves and just stay in their lane, in this case their basement, which is 100% where they play anyway
Sanctioned brackets will only segregate casuals from sweats which is the ideal scenario to begin with, sheldon's bleeding heart was a mistake and only filled casuals with delusions and bad takes
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>>97624563
you pay taxes to billionaires that fuck and eat children I fail to see how giving it to bugmen is much worse
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>>97624617
x-chads get in here
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>>97624626
Very quick count 210 with unofficial commanders, 112 if you dont. apparentally scryfall includes random event cards but I think T is the only letter that is heavily inflated by this most likely
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>>97624689
I pay taxes for the infrastructure of all of america from town, to state, to national.
I wouldn't expect a proxyfag to understand what taxes are for and how they work, but still god damn. Read a book.
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>>97624689
Welcome back epstein brained anon did /ptg/ chase you away again
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>>97624617
You are my new favorite anon. I love you.
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>>97624711
You pay taxes to Israel goy
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>>97624617
You'd think in a fantasy setting X would be a lot higher.
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>>97624721
>There's only one person upset about the Epstein files
Haah waaw
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>>97624617
Now do a trending trend line reverse regression analysis for the last 5 years, in boxgraph form.
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I've been sneaking custom cards into my decks and nobody has noticed yet even though some of them are my wincon. I just reuse art from random chaff cards in my binder that match the color of the card.
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>>97624559
>only 14 X
Elon will be unhappy.
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>>97624843
Can you give an example
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>>97624843
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>Wow this is super cool. I'd love these
>oh wait they are 500 dollars each because they are one per several collector CASES
>Collecting them all would cost over 6 grand
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>>97624864
I believe him I don't pay attention to ub spoilers I still have no idea what "the ring temps you" does or "take the initiative"
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>>97624911
You are a minority
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>>97624893
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>>97624920
Vast majority of magic players doesn't pay attention to most magic sets actually t. a guy that used to buy literally everything until that guilds of ravinica super piggie collector box came out
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>>97624349
>let me kill that other guy so I can then kill you
>WTF WHY DID YOU STOP ME
Being in the kingmaker position is suffering
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>>97624382
I think the last time I scooped was when a guy targeted me with his deck of many things and he had a sac outlet. So basically I was 100% lost. After the whole table tried to politick with me I just scooped because I realized I couldnt win
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All Commanders by 1st letter of their name broken down by Universes Within VS Universes Beyond*

*numbers may not add up exactly to the general number for that letter due to filtering to only fully legal cards
These numbers are also before TMNT set so Beyond numbers will increase soon
>>97624810
hmmmmm nyo
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I want to build a mono white deck that I can put all of my cool snow covered plains in. Do you guys happen to have any commander suggestions? Maybe a favorite mono white commander?
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>>97624074
Post your LGS
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Made a bracket 1 deck finally
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>>97625052
Holy shit, you make them in python? I am an excel wizard, I couldnt imagine. I would have made a pie chart for the aggregate breakdown of UB versus not, with a legend for the data call out beneath it in a legend, but hey I still appreciate you. You're the best.
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>>97625053
There's almost no snow pay offs in mono white Obviously you have to go full sovl
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Antiproxyfags are the funniest retards in this general. Imagine caring about which printer your gamepiece came out of
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>>97625091
no lol, I made them with free template sites, sorry for getting your hopes up anon, just felt like getting a little autismo about numbers. I could probably learn to do that shit pretty quickly though
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>>97624349
>Z keeps has a removal piece that he can recurr and holds it as attack deterrent
>A keeps sniping pieces off my board
why are you removing my board instead of Z
>I can't attack Z he has removal in hand
you've been using spells on me instead of him, but okay whatever
>I swing at Z and force him to use his removal
>A full swings at me because "you have no blockers"
>Z wins the game
>"aw man, if only we could have dealt with that removal piece but he keeps bring it back!"
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>>97625144
Hells yeah, you do you my man, I support that. It just looked like a python script rather than actual excel (which is probably what they're using) and I felt a deep sense of pride within the elaborate pages of my excel hell work sheet. I'm an asshole in general, but I wanted to make sure you got your shine.
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>>97625083
>bracket 1
>using sleeves
Bracket 1 is for cards you literally tear to pieces when sacrificing.
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Is it too tryhard to max out my goblin deck with stuff like Ancient Tomb, Jeska's Will, Ragavan and Lotus Petal?
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>>97625196
If you're looking for b4 games nah. Nothing is too tryhard. Look at your earliest turn wins and adjust accordingly if you're wanting b3.
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>>97625101
Sunk cost fallacy dictates they have to fight tooth an nail to convince everybody their premium pringles are valuable and totally not a scam
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>>97625196
That's normal, not even powered up. Just regular things. If you have 3 game changers, you cool in bracket 3 and up, but not 2.
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>>97625186
JUUUUUDGE HES USING AN ILLEGAL DECK!! ITS UNDER 99 CARDS!!
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>>97625052
Bro take your medication, unironically
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TMNT has 72 commanders out of 320 cards
that's 22.5% of the set
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>>97624911
nobody knows how layers work either
paper magic requires an internet connection anyway
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>>97625083
>gahiji honored one b1
not nerdy enough, not enough creatures that show worship
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>There are people who are willing to police for wotc FOR FREE
ANIMALS, ALL OF YOU
Please explain to me (in detail) what difference does it make whether that thoughtseize opponent used was real or proxy.
Thats right, there is no difference, you are just butthurt swine who gets mad at card games for children.
I will explain you why you care thou. Because you are dogshit, dogshit subhuman irl, and dogshit player in Magic The Gathering. So naturally your weak, frail, small brain needs to lower amount of people who will fuck you in the ass. So you came with "price of entry" excuse like a good, trained wotc swine.
Oink-oink
Squeeeeeeeeeeee
For me, piggy.

None of my cards are proxies btw. I am just not subhuman like you are.
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>wotc just shipped my fallout sloppa
>have to wait till I get it to complete 2 decks
hurry UPPPPPP
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>>97625292
>mfw the F2P player thinks he should be taken seriously
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>>97625262
What were you expecting? One of each turt and a million different mook ninjas? Doesn't matter if the ub only has a handful of characters there's going to be a million legendaries Everytime just wait for the marvel set
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>>97625262
And they're cutting back on Legendaries in real sets like Lorwyn to mitigate the over all bloat.
One day we legitimately need to splinter the format to exclude universes beyond
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TMNT has generated so much publicity and word of mouth buzz, it would be hilarious if it becomes the highest selling UB ever.
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>>97625298
Unless you're a scalper buying secret lair is guaranteed a disappointment
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>>97625306
>just because i spend 100$ on one piece of cardboard with funny picture means you should spend too
Dont (You) me until you kick that shit out of you, swine.
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>>97625330
Or if you have low expectations and want shitty cards eventually to put in your binder, like me.
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Gonna build Monk Gyasto, what are some good ETB cards to put in him? I already know Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines should go in the deck.
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>>97625333
>the F2P player is still going
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>>97625322
So did spooderman. Face it New York is a cursed setting for magic
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>>97625339
Who is solving captchas for you, swine?
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>>97625343
new york is a cursed place in general
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>>97625330
I already have homes for most of the cards; I already have Isshin, Mothman, Mr. House and a Tinybones deck.
>NYOO MY CARD VALUE NYOOO MUH RESALE VALUE
I don't care I want to play Joshua Graham
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>>97625346
>i'm so glad wotc is absolutely catering to a paying customer like me btw, can't wait for the eventual dragonball UB!
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>>97625339
F2P player vs WOTC's free enforcer
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>>97625262
Only like 7 of them are remotely playable. Only 1 or 2 of them (Splinter, Raph+Mike) are even noteworthy.
That said, I am building the Bebop/Rock because Golgari Reanimator with a free discard outlet is my shit.
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>>97625351
My autism can't get behind I'll fitting "reskins" why is Joshua a samurai? Why is Benny a skeleton?
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>>97625355
I am so glad i can cook my own food instead of eating slop jews threw in my direction, swine
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>>97625355
This but entirely unironically. DB UB would be amazing
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>>97625376
It's mtg in 2026, I stopped giving a fuck anon
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>>97625385
And gundam. And "various 90's ova".
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>>97625385
I'd buy a booster box of legend of zelda ub
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>>97625338
Nomads, Warrior, Shaman, Outrider, Spirit, and Lancers en-kor first, obviously.
Knight of the White Orchid effects. Ranger of Eos to go get your soul sisters.
since airbend is a cast you can cheese eldrazi cast triggers
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>>97625101
>Haha you idiots are paying real money for real product instead of buying from chang?!
>Yes, we prefer to own real cards because we can afford them
>Whine until people ignore you because once again you can't just be honest that you are poor and can't make, print, or buy cheap proxies that are clearly proxies so you buy bootlegs to try and look like you have money
>Come back 8 hours
>Whine some more.
Can you at least put a new hat in it if you're going to do the same shit every time (you) choose to bring up proxies?
Thanks.
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>>97625387
I suppose that's a good stance. WOTC obviously doesn't give a fuck so why should you
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>>97625385
>>97625395
You pigs are genuinely revolting to me
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>>97625377
>>97625436
uh oh UW melty
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>>97625436
You are free to leave the hobby at any time because its not going to stop any time and your fingers must be near worn to the bone whining about UB daily.
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>>97625436
This image makes no sense
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>>97625451
NTA but we are also free to bitch about subhuman swines like you
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>>97625377
>>97625458
the swine win btw
maybe you need to chill in the glue factory roru rumao
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>>97625458
Screaming into the void will do nothing and only makes you look like the bigger fool.
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>>97625423
>Whines about same talking points
>Proceeds to respond with the exact same responses that convinces nobody of your argument
>Whines that's the same points are brought up again
Steams you up that you have no winning arguments to justify your poor use of income
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>>97625466
You cant gaslight me, swine, i am immune to this shit because i know exactly how pathetic you are.
I know that
>proxies are fine
>UB is slop that has no place in MTG
>there are a lot of people that share my opinion
The void you speak of is full of decent actual humans and i will gladly jump in it to stay away from subhuman swines like you.
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>>97625377
>da juice
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>>97625436
Magics second set was ub anon
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>>97625395
Legend of Zelda or Shin Megami Tensei are about the only ones I'd think about buying outside of the inevitable second Final Fantasy set. But neither property is owned by Viacom so I doubt they'd ever happen.
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>>97625458
Only subhumans are fantasy fags
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Been liking this card a lot. Doesn't usually get stuck in the same situation Fevered Suspicion and Etali do where they flip over two useless ramp spells and one relevant spell.
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Rules question:

I have Darien and Cathar's Crusade in the battlefield...
If I get hit by two 5/5 creatures, what happens?
----- Do I get 10 tokens, then add 10 counters on everything...
----- Do I get 5 tokens, add 5 counters, then get 5 tokens, then add 5 counters?

In other words, is each instance of damage "separate" during combat?
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>>97625639
All damage happens at the same time unless one of the creatures swinging at you has first/double strike.
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>>97624694
would it be possible to rebalance the list omitting "the" from the names with them and counting from the second word
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>>97625639
You get 10 Soldier creature tokens, and then put 10 tokens on every creature you have.

Congrats for running Darien. He was one of the OG ''good'' white commanders back in the day. If he was power-crept down to 4 mana he would be amazing again.
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>>97625490
Joke aside, that perfectly shows how some UB is totally fine, but it has to match the theme.
>stuff like LOTR and FF where the main theme is fantasy and magic? That's fine
>stuff like Marvel, Dr. Who (How the FUCK did this even get approved), TMNT, etc where there is zero fantasy or magic? Fuck off
This also applies to UW sets too. I have found literally no one who likes Aether Drift, for example.
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>>97625719
FF is full of non-fantasy.
>but some of it isn't!
So what is the criteria? A certain amount of modern and non-fantasy is fine? Or is only part of the set awful cancer you shouldn't use?

Why is the Regalia okay and why does it and numerous other modern shit from 15 seem to matter? They have a guy whose thing is taking selfies.
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>>97625719
>thing I like good
thing I don't like bad
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>>97625482
I'm not leaving, golem.
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>>97625762
So what is the criteria?
>thing i like good
>thing i hate bad
with that said, there are more people that like asian IP than western IP and those with asian sensibilities are more likely to pay to gamble on cardboard (gacha mechanics baby, /vg/ says hi)
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I love old foils so much.
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>>97625816
I hate the old multicolor border so much
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>>97625762
I mean vehicles and a whole bunch of shit in Duskmourn are also not fantasy.
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>>97625292
these cretins are the ones that can't tell the difference between counterfeits and proxies, get upset that people don't want fake chinese shit that borders on fraud when they trade/sell it. Just so they can play the cardboard version of super smash bros melee, except it's even more fucking stupid because it's 4 players instead of 1v1.
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>>97625826
anti-proxyism inherently supports counterfeits.
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>>97625816
something about the art style just makes me like it more, rather than the polished cartoony vibes. I want more gothic/metal judgement/onslaught and mirrodin art.
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Nobody talks about the game in here anymore, just ub shitflinging. Curious!
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>>97625826
smash is a 4man free for all just like edh and also has 1v1 like duel commander
which is really makes it all the more hilarious that edh players are more childish about playing the game than smash players, sheldon really did do damage by not having the foresight of what his growing format would lead to
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>>97625292
>who gets mad at card games for children.
Yet you feel the need to cheat in it?
Why can't you just run duress?
You don't need thoughtseize.
Most people don't need it, proxy or not.
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>>97625833
anything that deals with scarcity leads to people trying to fake it to make it, why do you think people counterfeit money you idiot
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>>97625823
Old border multicolor looks good, retro frame multicolor frame looks like vomit
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>>97625863
I will repeat my question again, retard.
Please explain to me (in detail) what difference does it make whether that thoughtseize opponent used was real or proxy.
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>>97625885
>what difference does it make whether that hole you put your dick in was a pussy or a man's ax wound?
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>>97625885
The difference is someone is playing a real version and someone is cheating in a children's game.
I repeat my question, why do you feel you need to cheat? There is a budget version of every everything in this game. So why can't you just play duress?
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>>97625893
Dont know about ax wound, but female hole feels good and worm, not that you would know anything about it.
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>>97625906
>he backtracked THAT fast
concession accepted, proxyfag
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>>97625900
How exactly is it cheating? The text is exactly the same and i have only 1 copy of it in my deck.
Where is this "cheating"
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>>97625893
>As he posts proxy art
Good bait anon
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>>97625816
based
>>97625823
cringe
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>>97625920
>How exactly is this cheating? The text works in magic rules and i have only 1 copy of it in my deck.
>Where is this "cheating"
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>>97625920
>Game is about collecting cards and playing one another best as they can with what they own
>How is using fake cards to dumpster people who are playing legitimately cheating?
You want a thoughtseize, but you can't afford a thoughtseize, so you will fool people into believing you have one.
Its objectively cheating and morally incorrect.
You know this. You are just being purposefully obtuse since you can't just admit you are poor. This will always come back to this, and it will be always true no matter how much you cope and or oink at people. You are immoral and poor. :^)
We are done here. I will not respond to your next whimpering.
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>>97625953
Get fucked retard
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>>97625869
Proxies are not counterfeits
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>>97625953
What existing card is it proxy for?

>>97625958
>Game is about collecting cards and playing one another best as they can with what they own
No its not, collecting and playing mtg are two different parts of mtg you mix them up because you are dogshit trash who doesnt know how stack works, so you need to limit number of players that can destroy your ass

>How is using fake cards to dumpster people who are playing legitimately cheating?
Feel free to also proxy cards against me, i dont mind because i am not beta swine loser

>You want a thoughtseize, but you can't afford a thoughtseize, so you will fool people into believing you have one.
Whats the difference between chinese proxy thoughtseize "Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life." and WOTC approved Thoughtseize Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.?
Because i just cant see it, its literally same text

>We are done here. I will not respond to your next whimpering.
Great, do not respond to me until you learn to solve captcha yourself, swine.
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>>97625973
>your card didn't come out of wotc's R&D? that's a fucking fake!
>your card didn't come out of wotc's printers? holy shit real card!
bwahahaha
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>another boring ass troll
I sleep
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>>97625986
My custom card is stronger than your custom card. Now eat my ass as the card says before we begin and you try to resolve your gay spell.
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>>97625982
>>97625984
proxies imply you have every intention to buy the real card, hence the word "proxy"
revving up those printers without any intention to buy that dual land means you are a counterfeiting cheater by the literal definition of the word
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>>97625996
uh oh proxyfag melty
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You know, every person that I've seen that really pigs out on magic cards drives a shitbox and the ones I personally know live with their moms
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>>97626010
I'm not hearing any slurping. Get on it before I call a judge.
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>>97626012
>oh yeah? i bet you don't get laid!!!!
oh no the "women" are screeching now kek
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>>97626018
>Get on it before I call a judge
too late i already got you DQ'd for violating MTR 3.4 proxyfag kekw
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>>97626020
Who are you quoting?
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>>97625997
>proxies imply you have every intention to buy the real card, hence the word "proxy"
It can mean multiple of things
>i couldnt find version i was looking for (old border)
>i couldnt find art i was looking for
>i dont have money
>i just didnt want to bother going through troubles of getting deck together before testing whether or not i like it

Or most importantly
>i just dont want to give the company that constantly tries to shit in my mouth any money

Now please explain to me difference getting targeted by
>Real wotc approved
>Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
>Thoughtseize
and
>Chinese, or my hand painted
>Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
>Thoughtsize
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>>97625982
All counterfeits are proxies. Not all proxies are counterfeits.
I will always have more respect for boobie proxies than I will for counterfeitfags. They are being honest they aren't using real cards.
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It's all so tiresome
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>>97626029
He also found your card and took out his gun and shot you. Then everyone clapped seeing my genius card design skills exceeding yours.
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>>97626034
>i just dont want to give the company that constantly tries to shit in my mouth any money
>this means i should just turn my back and get another hobby, right?
>no, this means i will become a walking advertisement selling the game to other people who would buy real cards, a fucking F2P faggot in other words
ah yes proxyfags and their desperate need for validation, a tale as old as time
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>>97625893
Except there is no functional difference between any proxy and a company printer card. They're both real, they both function exactly the same and the table will acknowledge that. Arguing that proxies aren't real just makes you look like a massive autistic pseudointellectual retard.

Btw you're doubly retarded because the Chinese have already figured out perfect counterfeits and are quietly flooding the market with them because it turns out it really isn't that hard to make cardboard.
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>>97626045
Someday they will just admit they are poor, but today is not that day.
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>>97626051
stop not posting with images. I am using them to filter you in the future.
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>>97626021
Counterpoint

>>97626049
I dont need validation, i get enough validation from realizing that swines like you who are permanently mad exist, and how much I am better than all of you (spiritually, phisically, morally, skillwise)
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>>97626021
Not that guy, but
>I want cards that look 1:1
>I don't want to pay over $2 per card for cardboard
It's that simple.
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>>97626050
>They're both real,
If they were real, you wouldn't have to denote them as proxies nor would you need to go buy them off chang, and you could sell them to a card shop for market value. You subconscious betrays you.
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>>97626050
>the Chinese have already figured out perfect counterfeits and are quietly flooding the market with them because it turns out it really isn't that hard to make cardboard.
cool, call me back when the chinese finally own wotc because otherwise i'll still give wotc money so i can get my UB cards
sucks to be poor i guess!
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I really like commanders that give your opponents things to do, or try to influence their actions. Like Mathas and his bounty counters, or Rendmaw and its goaded bird tokens. Does anyone have other commanders they recommend that do things like this?
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>>97626068
>I am poor.
Already in the image.
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>>97626077
What exact flavor of "giving your opponents things to do" are you looking for? Is there any particular reason you want this?
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>>97626070
What is real? How do you define real?
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>>97626064
>nuh uh you're mad
i already told you that we win in the book
now go back to the glue factory horsey lol
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>>97626077
https://archidekt.com/decks/16541659/parnesse
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>>97626077
Frankie Peanuts
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>>97626070
>and you could sell them to a card shop for market value.
How cant you fucking losers understand that not everybody who plays mtg wants to deal with this shit.
I just want to play a deck with cards i want to use, without getting through troubles of looking for cards and finding money.
And at the end of the day if i dont like the deck i will just use those proxies as kindle to make delicious shashlyk with my bros.
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>>97626077
So...goad?
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What's your MTG hot take? I don't mean something simple as UB bad or Proxies bad I mean a real hot take.
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>>97626101
protip: find another hobby that doesn't deal with artifical scarcity
play chess instead, the people there bathe a lot more too
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>>97626108
The problem is why would he?
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>>97626101
>I want to cheat because I am poor
No, we understand it just fine. You just can't accept what you are.
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>>97626115
he should because for the sake of his mental health he should accept that he can't always get what he wants and he should live within his means
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>>97626077
I tried to make her work but she never did
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>>97626108
I like magic
I never had negative experience playing magic irl
I just hope to never encounter any of this anti proxyfags in my LGS
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>>97626119
I mean he literally can because no one can stop him from using fake cards. So, really he doesn't have to do anything. You basically are going
>You can't do that however there is no penalty or way to stop you aside from me saying you can't"
You get that words aren't magic spells?
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>>97626119
Chinese "Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life." Thoughtseize is within my means thou
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>>97626134
But I said you can't use it.
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>>97626123
i guarantee you that if you're just honest about your proxy use and keep your mouth shut about economics like a good F2P player nobody will give you any problems
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>>97625823
Its not the best frame for foils but I dig it still. Nostalgic.
>>97625834
Its art that could be on a metal album cover. We need to return etc etc


Slowly upgrading my isshin deck to all foil. Born from the caeser precon, I much prefer mardu attack triggers to raw token spam (although I still shit out tokens)
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>>97626138
No one actually cares about proxies including you.
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>>97626134
>>97625986
roru rumao
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>>97626077
jon irenicus, varchild (lol), the 'this never happened' doctor gives your spells demonstrate, any of the donate commanders like zedruu or blim
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>>97626147
notice the previous threads where nobody talks about proxies - why? because proxyfags are quiet
now shut up we're busy keeping the game running so you can continue to play for free buddy boy
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>>97626070
See this is the problem, you're one of the stupid retard investard fucks who actively contribute to making the game worse by trying to create a dumb fuck market around a card game instead of having fun with it and using your money to buy real assets instead of buying into a make belief ponzi scheme secondary market.

I point out that the chinese are making perfect counterfeits because a lot of you investard faggots are unknowingly buying up the indistinguishable Chinese counterfeits that are starting to work their way into the market. You dumbasses are getting owned and don't even know it.
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What one would you cut from these?
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>>97626123
Yeah, because you need to buy counterfeits from chang to fool people.
The sad thing is, no one would probably care if you were honest about it, but you aren't, and I know you aren't, because you aren't honest with yourself.
Go ahead and put a large sharpy mark across all of your counterfeits so people know you're destroying singles of dollars in value and not thousands.
You won't. You're a pathetic cowardly bitch of a man who needs to cheat in a children's game because duress isn't good enough.
>>97626156
>Actually, its your fault I'm too poor to engage with the hobby.
Just run growing rites you dumbfuck.
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>>97626156
>>97626076
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>>97626155
You don't care about proxies though? You just use it as a generic way to troll. And then the thread becomes nothing but that because you repeatedly shitpost
>NONONONO I REALLY DO
No one actually believes this. They think you just want to troll and take the lowest hanging fruit to do so.
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>>97626123
You don't have to worry because antiproxyfags are rare and cowardly as shit irl. That's why they have to sit in the thread spamming YER POOR! as an outlet.
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>>97626156
>I point out that the chinese are making perfect counterfeits
Go try and sell them then.
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>>97626172
Antiproxyfags aren't really a thing. Even the guy here doesn't care about proxies and has said he just does it to troll.
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>>97626180
Reading the thread, it seems that no one here actually gives a fuck about people using proxies, they're just calling out the delusions of others.
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>>97626168
>stop beating me in arguments or i'll call you a shitposter!!
hush now, the pinkertons aren't going to take away your proxies and richer people are paying for your free entertainment, just count your blessings
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>>97626188
>Reading my own posts...
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>>97626138
I never said i will be hiding the fact that i use proxies.
Also i have to repeat from my og post, since obviously you cant scroll with tose hoofs swine.
>I DONT HAVE ANY PROXIES IN ANY OF MY DECK
I just dont have any problems playing against proxies, EVEN IF my opponent doesnt state at the start that he uses them.
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>>97626167
Don't (You) with your retarded borderline esl nonsense investard.

>>97626176
I'm not one of the Chinese who's printing them and they don't just let any retard buy them because they don't want the secondary market to plummet. I'm just laughing at the fact the ones with the high quality printers are slowly splashing the big money ones into the market and you dumbasses who don't have real investments are unknowingly buying them up.
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>so if I become a good deck builder and magic player, I can use the best tutors and fastest combos to win?
>No neo, when you become a good deck builder and magic player, you won’t need to.
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>>97626199
>I'm just laughing at the fact the ones with the high quality printers are slowly splashing the big money ones into the market and you dumbasses who don't have real investments are unknowingly buying them up.
>Things that didn't happen.
Just admit you're poor and get on with your life.
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>>97626191
>getting upset people legitimately believe you are just shitposting
Sounds like a you problem my dude. I just think you should change it up. Toss in an UB or pro-tranny troll here or there. No one wants to eat the same shit over and over. Well, aside from fantasytards lmao
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>>97626198
no one has to tell you shit sperglord
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>>97626163
This is a pretty hard question
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>>97626188
>they're just calling out the delusions of others.
more to the point, the constant need of validation of proxyfags, that they are somehow "ahead of the game therefore smart", it really do be that simple
>>97626199
case in point
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>>97626207
>getting upset people legitimately believe you are just poor
literally couildn't be me
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>Turtle set ended up being way better than Lorwyn
didn't see that coming
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>>97626210
>i guarantee you that if you're just honest about your proxy use
>no one has to tell you shit sperglord
Oink-oink?
Squeeeeeeee!
Subhuman Swine
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>>97626198
>I'm this invested, despite not having a dog in this fight.
We totally believe you poorfag.
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>>97626213
People just think you are one guy trolling for the same reason they think scrimblofag or poopdickschizofag or everyone posting that doctor who image is "the same person."
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>>97626229
>>97625461
>>97626097
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>>97626229
you are a closet pedophile
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>>97626240
You are a known asmongold watcher
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>>97626234
>People just think you are one guy trolling
you really think this is me? lol
>>97625292
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>>97626233
>I'm this invested, despite not having a dog in this fight.
White americans were dying protecting black rights in civil war you know?
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>>97626242
yes
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>>97626163
Who is the commander?
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>>97626241
I unlock your declension
I'm not the guy who posts 'you're an outed pedophile' BTW, I just want to sow chaos.
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>>97626255
I bet its deadpool
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>>97626256
>Guy who watches a grifter paid to sow chaos likes to sow chaos
makes sense
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>>97626245
>Equating poor people refusing to admit they're poor to the civil rights movement
The delusions are real.
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>>97626107
Magic was never good because WotC was always this bad and the playerbase was always an enabler for it. The current state of the game is the logical endpoint of this.
>Grr I hate all these UB sets with pushed cards that they don't test or reprint
>I preferred it when WotC was good, doing things like printing joke sets with pushed cards they don't test or reprint
Reminder this card was $200 with 1 printing for 5 years and people just thought this was acceptable for some reason until it blew up in WotC's face where a player threw a tournament because the card opened was worth more than the prize.
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>>97626263
>guy who isn't that guy but you think is that guy doesn't watch a guy you think that guy who you think that guy is watches
nothing I say will convince you and nothing you say will affect me.
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>>97626107
Despite it becoming incredibly confusing and time consuming decks should be based on points.
Commander decks, being 100 cards would have 100 points.
Things on the GC should be allowed to be played at "any level" but using any one of them is worth 25 points as an example. You maybe at most will be able to have 2 of them in your deck then before forced to fill your deck with 1 point low power cards.
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>>97626087
All kinds of things. The reason I want this is that I like it when my my commanders affect how my opponents interact with the game, whether that's tempting them to do certain things, or put things on their boards that they need to take into account, or whatever. I find that it can make interesting things happen, and can shake up players who normally would rather just sit in their corner and do nothing.

Some more examples would be Grothama, All-Devouring, tempting your opponents to throw their creatures at it in exchange for card draw, and Gor Muldrak, giving players decently-sized tokens that he grants you reprieve from having to worry about.
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>>97626107
Magic is almost universally bad except for its rules.

Commander is the best format by a long shot and it's still not that good.

Lands are a borderline design mistake and the worst mana generation system imaginable.

The color pie has been dogshit from the start both mechanically and flavor wise.

Outside of a few exceptions like Seb or Terese the art has always been terrible.

Most deck archetypes are dog shit.

The only card types that should exist are creature spells and instants. Enchantments, artifacts, etc are bloat and could be stapled onto creatures.

There's a lot more I could hot take about but it'd fill up a thread on its own.
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>>97626290
While this was definitely a controversial take on release, after YGO made Genesys format and proved that players can, in-fact, easily make decks under a point system, and will gladly do so for casual play, I feel the arguments against a point system are a lot weaker.
The real problem is that making a functional point system would take way more work than anyone historically involved with Commander's management is willing to put in, and likely more effort than WotC is willing to put in seeing that Arena thinks Stifle is a 45-point card because people scoop if you use it on a fetchland. Hell, WotC can't even make the GC list a non-joke given that they pulled Urza and Swat from it.
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>>97626303
Many of these would not even qualify as hot takes, if not for the exaggeration of how bad some of these things are.
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>>97626275
Yes mtg lives despite the incompetence of wotc and pascal maynard did nothing wrong
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>be me
>proxyfag
>go to lgs
>during game play pic related
>the 400 pound unshaven Stella player adjusts his glasses and slams his undersized hands on the table and wheezes "THAT ISN'T REAL!"
>before I can ask what he means he pulls out a whistle and starts blowing it as loud as his below average lung capacity can let him
>moments later Pinkerton operators abseil through the roof and slam me to the ground
>spend the next 6 months in a Hasbro re-education camp where I have to attend classes on not proxying cards and am forced to kiss other men and transexuals under the watchful eye of the black afro woman camp administrator

dont proxy bros its not worth it
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>>97626342
At-least you weren't turned into a dragon.
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>need to cut 1 card
>nothing to cut
AHHHHHHHH
I'LL CUT A LAND GOD DAMN IT
I'LL FUCKING DO IT
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>>97626361
You should cut your veins, sperg
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>>97626364
Go away anti-proxy schizo
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>>97626290
>100 points
>50 is used for ancient tomb and TOR
>can't only make a 52 card illegal deck
>100 points
>Just put in TOR
>76 card illegal deck
I get the gist of what you are saying but 100 points is impossible to be playable unless you're using nothing but junk cards or lands have no value. It would have to be something like 500
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>>97626369
but i am pro-proxy
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>>97626361
Yeah. I'm having this problem two, only its 2 cards. 36 lands is already too few so I can't cut more, but I'm fucked with what else.
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>>97626255
Kroxa
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>>97626370
How do other players even check your points? Do you expect them to track which cards you played and how many points you have?
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>>97626370
Cards can receive 0 points in a hypothetical point system and that's how Genesys did it.
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>>97626389
How do players even check to make sure you're not running multiple of the same card to draw into it early more consistently and win off it?
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>>97626370
presumably basics would cost 0
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>>97626392
>play card
>draw second copy
>i duress your hand
>get shamed for eternity
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>>97626211
Reanimate / animate dead / dance of the dead / victimize seem like the clear keeps. I think any of the others have an argument for being the one to cut.
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>>97620806
>>97620931
>Spent all day looking at gorgon and snake cards to try and build a 2 that isn't a precon
>Oddly excited about it.
Worst thing is I'm not either of these posts I just thought it was a fun idea.
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>>97626392
Oh yeah, its not like cards that allow you to search your opponent library exist
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>>97626392
What if you get milled for half your library and enemy dimir will dig in to check your graveyard which has 2 copies of same card?

Fucking retard
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>>97626392
go to the counter when you show up and make the tired cashier count all 20 of your decks.
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>>97626342
This is just another take on that green text about calling the police for playing Mana Crypt after the ban
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>>97625816
Hells yeah!
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>>97626383
Feldon seems a bit slow, so maybe him
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>n-no, can't just beat me with "fake" cards! i will only accept being beaten by real cards! you aren't a better player than me! i spent more money, i deserve to win!
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Truly, draft is the only format that should be played.
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>>97626397
>Draw first copy
>It never gets back to your turn because I won
Good idea retard.
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Truly, cube is the only format that should be played.
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>>97626555
I just want more UB cards from wotc though
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>>97626402
Yes I agree my opponent is running Praetor's Grasp just to deckcheck me but he's incapable of counting point totals.
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>>97626564
>>97626582
But have you considered 30 eurodollar budget vintage?
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>>97626585
Faggot
>>97626607
Have you considered vintage but with basic lands with card names scribbled on them in sharpie?
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>>97626585
based
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>>97626613
That's also a pretty good idea but there wouldn't be as many terrible/powercrept cards involved.
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>>97626585
Based alert
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>Work in IT
>Recently got a new job
>People are pretty chill, typical nerds most of them
>MtG gets brought up and they mention they play commander
>Invite me to the weekly work game
I can’t stand commander last time I tried it I was bored to tears. But I get the impression this game is an important work culture thing. Any decks you recommend for someone who find commander dull? An exceptionally cheap budget deck would be preferable. I was considering Clive from FF with just big red bombs. They seem to genuinely like UB for some reason.
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>>97626812
Assert your dominance by slapping them with Thoracle.
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>>97626585
Same but no more of these ugly boomer franchises. I want cute girl goon material. Gimme Kill la Kill or Love Live
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>>97626812
Zurgo is pretty cheap and strong and brainless.
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>>97626839
>Thinks kill la kill isn't old
Isn't this shit from like 15 years ago?
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>>97626812
What do you usually like to play?
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>>97626847
I usually just play my cube and drafts. I haven’t played constructed since high school.
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>>97626844
Like a third of the age of tmnt. And a tenth of marvelshit and the hobbit and star trek.
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>>97626812
It literally doesnt matter. Bring beers, bring snacks, shoot the shit. Magic is secondary.
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>>97626859
Difference is TMNT and Marvel and Trek have had relevant shit and releases. Kill La Kill has not.
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>>97626870
Doesn't matter they're still boomer franchises.
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Why is this card still $50+ dollars!? FUG
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>>97626826
Even after a short google search I’m not sure what that is.

>>97626843
I’ll check him out.

>>97626862
If the game bores the shit out of me like it did last time I doubt I’ll be good company. I kind of hate edh to be completely honest.
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>>97626843
mardu aggro is peak commander gameplay
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>>97626857
>>97626904
what's your cube and what draft formats do you prefer? wotc has tried several times to make commanders for specific draft archetypes, so at worst you might be able to just shove all of those cards into a deck.

"thoracle" is Thassa's Oracle, an R&D design mistake and most popular cEDH wincon.
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>>97626934
My cube is mostly premodern stuff. Stuff up to around Theros as well which is around the time I played less magic. I quite liked FF draft though. My cube has a lot of cube staples including proxied power 9, and the themes would be artifacts, equipment, and gold cards. Because of the number of artifacts you can go mono color though.

My last constructed deck was infect but I can’t say I actually liked the mechanic. I just wanted to make something cheap and effective.
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>>97626892
It's good in casual + sees cedh play
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>>97626959
Try tannuk steadfast steward, just drop bombs and the occasional blightsteel
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>>97626812
I play Kharn as command zone card draw so I can play mono-red silly cards. Clive should be fine. lean into red token clones a little.
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>guy asks me for my number after pod because he liked playing with me
I'm sorry lil nigga I'm too autistic for that
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I want a Wall/Defender deck, which one should I have as my commander? I'm more interested in Doran but Felothar seems slightly better.
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>>97627067
Felothar actually lets you attack with defender creatures, Doran doesn't he just boosts. Felothar is leagues better, Doran is a 99 card.
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>>97627076
Thank you anon
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>All the robots in this set
Oh man. I'm eatin' good.
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>>97627017

I'm thinking about getting it for my Azusa deck. Going to proxy test it first. I'm pretty sure I can get rid of Restock for it. I also switch out Sylvan Tutor for Natural Order. That was a good idea.
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>>97626892
>tutor that is one green pip more than green sun's but isn't color restricted, isn't a gamechanger, and can grab from graveyard
>can dump mana into it and make your board lethal
>2 printings at mythic
Jee I wonder.
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Do people still get salty over Zur? I have a bunch of extra "turn that nigga into a bug" enchantments lying around and I want to slap them together with some Propagandas and without hearing people bitch pre-game.
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If you use tutors you didn't win.
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>>97627167
I don't know. I actually stopped playing Zur on my own without having to listen to anyone bitch, because I realized that while I love Enchantment decks in practice, if they have W in the color identity I will inevitably put the table in a prison situation that isn't fun for anyone else. I like my decks to be more interactive, so I just shelved it.
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>>97627137
Depending on what's most important to you. Siege of Ikoria, Chord of Calling, Nature's Rhythm, and even Green Sun's Zenith can all replace it for a fraction of the cost.
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>>97627167
>interaction pile
>prison effects
>commander is a tutor on a stick
Anon I believe you can figure this one out if you think long and hard about it.
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>>97627021
I’ll have a look. I have the darksteel and blightsteel colossi in my cube.
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>>97627167
objectively the worst zur art
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>>97627183
Part of why I want to build it is that it will finally give me a reason to dismantle Light-Paws who has a similar enchantment consistency gimmick but without the ability to build it in a way that isn't oppressive. Zur can grab advantage engines, removal, and buffs for himself instead of just turboing out lethal commander damage because I stapled a 4 cost enchantment to a fox.
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>>97627197
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Is there no enchantment or artifact that lets to fight multiple times a turn?
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>>97627281
>real ESL hours
I think you're looking for this Pablo
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>>97627299
That's extra combats, not fighting
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>>97627281
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>>97627305
>you didn't understand my broken english perfectly the first go around
There's to that lets to fight multiple
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>>97627337
>quick typing of one word means I don't understand the parlance of a mechanic.
You are equally dumb, stop pretending otherwise because your skin tone is all you have going for you.
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>>97627067
If you build Felothar, just don't be the retard who only has her as the only source of card draw and nothing else.
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>>97627350
Yeah, I don't really care about using her as a card draw engine.
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>>97627067
For specifically defenders go with Felothar but for Doran you have to build him different. He's not just a big toughness deck, he's a difference deck. Its difference between Power Toughness. I built him around the toughness creatures but also a bunch of creatures with high power and low tougness. Making Yargle a 30/18 is fun
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>>97627281
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>oh you like sagas? be sure to pick up Universes Beyond
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>>97627449
Yeah?
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Have you ever played this card or have anyone play it against you? How did it go?
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>>97627488
Exile everything and pitch your hand in red is not an ideal removal spell to have to try to come back from. You definitely shouldn't play this in monored, and it probably has poorly mixed results in other color combinations.
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>>97627021
I gave it a shot with a lot of the expensive cards from my cube. What do people think?
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I've been mostly into cedh for a while. I have blue farm I've been working on making all borderless foil. I recently tried out ob nixilis and love the bastard. He's incredibly fun to play. Now I'm torn on parting out the blue farm swap for ob nix and maybe making yoshi thras as a home for the other colors shit I've picked up instead of bindering it. I've tried out oath sisay in the past but didn't have much fun. This is all coming from getting into cedh with sharuum in 2011 but there's no real viable artifact decks atm.
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Why is it that the Pantalza Dinosaur precon and Lorwyn Elemental decks are so goddamn strong out of the box? they're ridiculosuly better than my my modified Vampires precon, and can even go toe to toe with my friends Bracket 3-4 Dragons, and Worldseed (land sacrifice -life drain)

They ramp like a mf and have all types of ways to cheat out big creatures for cheap, not to mention they have a ton of removal
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>>97627651
I'm a new player and got the precon with this guy and jesus it's so fun
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>>97627651
>>97627742
not all precons are built the same.
and some are easier to work than trying to wrap your head around the way the designers intended for a combo deck to work.
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>>97626904
>Even after a short google search I’m not sure what that is.
and you work on IT, is your name sanjay or patel?
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>>97627350
>felothar
>her
anon, I...
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>>97627756
While this is true, it's important for reinforcing the new bracket system at a more conceptual level that all precons feel like they're about in the same ballpark area. If a 2 is "the average current preconstructed deck," then most preconstructed decks should be pretty close together so that this meaning has consistency. If multiple precons come out that are at a quality more like 3s, then that raises the average, which in turn also raises the meaning of the descriptor for 3s.
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>>97627651
Pantlaza and that Ashling play and build themselves. It's just how they're designed. It's hard to fuck those up.
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>>97627281
None. You're fucked.
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>>97627651
>precon
>toe to toe with bracket 4
Either your friend is the biggest retard imaginable or you're mis understanding what brack 4 is.
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>>97627931
Listen if the deck is Rhystic Study, tutors for Rhystic Study, then all basics, a precon can beat it!
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>>97627982
>if the deck is rhystic and tutors for rhystic
So your friend is the biggest retard imaginable.
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>>97627982
Catch me at the vintage event playing every restricted card and 9 basics.
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>>97623821
Pls understand it's a noob thing. One of my first decks back when I didn't know what I was doing was Surrak dragonclaw with like 20 counters. I was countering everything, Llanowar elves, divinations...then a dude said, ok you're out of counters already right? And started dropping bombs. I learned something that day
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>>97627349
what an elongated 'no u' that was.
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>hm, today is a good day to test my cascade deck
>haha sorry guys, this cascade triggers my enchantment to cascade again, also this other enchantment which triggers and lets me reveal cards from top of my library and cast one for free, then this guy triggers twice, reveal cards from the top then take one, then this other guy triggers and I draw a bunch of cards, oh look I cascaded unto more cascade into two tutors, lucky
playing solitaire in gruul doesn't feel like playing gruul at all
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I am Indian brahmin
What commander good for me?
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>>97628236
brahmin, obsessed stalker of the white race
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>>97628236
Streets of new cappena precon in poo-brown sleeves
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Looking at old pro tour decks in a surprisingly good way to find budget cards for your decks. Might have to nab one of these for my token deck.
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>>97625186
>>97625282
Look at the size of the cards, I could only use the 1/4th sized cards from those duel decks.
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>>97628303
kek, I need to show this to my selesnya arch nemesis, he will love it
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Do people really get that asshurt over proxies? I play kitchen table commander with my friends and we started using them because half of the group were okay spending $1000 on each deck and the rest werent, so the proxies allowed us to keep things more even and competitive. Also, one of the guys uses a lot of big titty anime girl cards he finds on etsy.
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>>97628370
sunk cost fallacy is hell of a drug
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>>97628370
no, its just one or two shitposters here who wont shut the fuck up about it around here
titty alts are weird but proxies are whatever.
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>>97628370
nah, the only people who get mad over proxies are the local shills and the local nogames faggots who make up pretend scenarios in their head where they get stomped by $10000 decks while screaming that everyone is a poorfag. my LGS allows them and my friend circle uses them, mostly for testing and because nobody cares about investing $200 each time they want to try a new deck. everyone owns several fully original decks too, so whatever people have against proxies is even more moot.
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>>97628370
Unfortunately yes. Pressure from sunken cost retards drove my LGS to ban proxies. I was arguing with one of them who said proxies could be used to scam people, when I showed him one with a white back and asked "do you really think you would be fooled by this" he adamantly insisted he would. I said "either you think you are a retard or you think I am" and it kinda escalated from there lol.
I just counterfeit now anyways
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>>97628377
>>97628383
>>97628392
Okay thanks bros, were all still new to the hobby and I try to learn the culture of the things I get into
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>>97628480
Oh interesting, so I guess maybe it depends on the store. Not that we play in public often but I could always keep a non-proxy deck or two for that if its becomes an issue.
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>>97627488
combos with my worldgorger
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>>97628377
>>97628383
>>97628392
Least obvious samefag
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>>97628647
the local anti-proxyfag has been summoned! get your poorfag blessings now lads!
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What temur commanders does /edhg/ play
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>>97620845
I haven't played/built any decks in a while, but Experiment Kraj has always been one of my favorite commanders to pilot. What five cards do I pull to make it 100?
(And if anyone notices any must-includes I'm missing, please let me know lol)
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>>97628818
Goddamnit linking the deck would help.

https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/experiment-kraj-the-ultimate-lifeform/?cb=1772202500

I ALWAYS FORGET TO LINK THE DECK. I remember the picture of my commander, I forget the deck EVERY time.
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>>97628370
Most of the discourse in itt thread about proxies is not actually about proxies, it's about people buying and using counterfeit cards from China and saying one is smarter for doing so and that the counterfeits are, in fact, real cards, and they won't shut up about it because they are so hellbent on seeking validation for their actions .
Which is tranny levels of reality denial.
The reality is, no one cares about proxies. The likelihood of someone at an LGS refusing to play with you if you have proxies in your deck when you are honest about it, are slim to none. Hell, CEDH basically only exists because it's unsanctioned format so it doesn't have to abide by the official MTG competitive rules that state every card in a deck must be legitimate and the format would probably die over night if WotC sanctioned it.

So ask yourself, what kind of person does one need to be, to be dishonest about the authenticity of their cardboard in a format that doesn't care about the authenticity of their cardboard, and you'll understand why this general devolves every time proxy is used in place of counterfeit. Mentally ill people desperately seeking validation.
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>>97628856
This seems fair, people looking for an identity whether it be on one side of a strange arguement or another. I had heard from a few players and store employees that cEDH only exists because of proxies so it makes sense that the attitude is a lot less hostile irl
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So far in 2026 124 Universes Beyond commanders have been released or spoiled
As for Universes Within
that number is 28
Universes Beyond is +96 in terms of commanders so far through 2 months of the year
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>>97628370
Are you from Maine?
Could very easily be talking about my pod
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>>97628809
Magus lucea kane
I wanted a commander that made me have quick turns because I'm a little slow, so some anon called me a retard and said Lucea would be more up to my speed than anything else. he was right, she is really easy to play, and fun to brew on a budget, since there are some synergies with basic lands, which lead to this deck being my only 3color deck with 30 or so basics.
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>>97627521
Looks decent, I run his cousin Purphorus Bronze Blooded since I built mine with more of a focus on the cheated creature's dying instead of warping away to exile. Glass cannon deck however
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>>97628370
Usually they're people who think magic is pay to win, and have paid, therefore want to win. Unfortunately, the level of skill required to believe that is rather low.
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>>97628856
I printed out guru basics once and pretended to talk to Terese Nielsen about the dangers of china while she was signing them. It quickly spiraled into a full-blown date which ended with wine at her place, showing off her lesbian artwork and then me hammering her wrinkly 60yo cunt until it's ruined even more. Of course, she will call me the very next day, but some drama would evolve between her and her lover, leading to a lesbian granny triangle.
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>>97628901
>So far in 2026 124 Universes Beyond commanders have been released or spoiled
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>>97628480
Where can I get counterfeit cards? Asking for a friend
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>>97628901
>124 Universes Beyond commanders
That's more than one fourth of the number of available commanders in 2012! We sure have come a long way, haven't we?
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>>97628901
>So far in 2026 124 Universes Beyond commanders have been released or spoiled
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>>97628992
Surely you put these people in their place with highly synergistic budget decks and not by buying counterfeit cradles and CEDH staples.
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>>97628901
>So far in 2026 124 Universes Beyond commanders have been released or spoiled
Oh wow, that's a lot wotc surely decided to push com....HOLD UP. 2026? BUT ITS ONLY MARCH, WE STILL HAVE 9 MONTH TO GO.
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>>97628901
Based
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>>97628939
No, New York, but I wish I was from Maine
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>>97629015
Totalitarian library
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>>97629332
Tolarian*
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>>97629015
chyna
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>>97629332
>3$ per card
Hahaha ha lol, lmao.
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>>97629383
my last order from china was 36 cards for 28 dollars including shipping, import fees, and a little paper box instead of just shrinkwrap
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>waiting patiently to go back to ixalan
I'll probably be dead before we go back.
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>>97621240
By the time this came out I already designed and printed my own Benny card.
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>>97628822
You are on Simic with only 32 lands, just stop and put more lands
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>>97629425
I still think thats too much for proxy unless you are planning to scam some kids.
Pile rares go for 25 cents, thats the ceiling for proxy card imo.
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>>97629525
I never use more than 32 lands, unless it's a land theme deck
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>>97629427
If next time we return to ixalan dinosaurs are not robotized I will live stream shitting in maro mouth
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>>97625423
>makes this long ass post while unironically saying no one cares and no one is upset
Lmao.
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>>97628822
>>97629525
The lack of lands is a death sentence. Your ramp is also dependent on having a decent amount of mana and engine online which isn't where you want to be. Your draw engines also require your counters engine to be online to function at all outside of Rhystic and Remora. You don't have good ways to accelerate if your commander isn't in play and you don't have the manabase to efficiently get it in play fast enough to make meaningful progress in B3. I'd be looking at rebuilding your ramp package to ramp from 2 to 4 and from 4 to 6 more efficiently if the commander is 100% necessary or putting in a lot more actual counter generation. When you're relying on doublers and counter+1 effects you need to have multiple ways to generate them. Evolve is nice but it's not as consistent as something like Warden of the Grove that grows every turn and allows every new non-token creature to copy its counters.
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When it hit everyone, is that damage also considered combat damage?
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>>97629722
no
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>>97629630
Ok, tonight I'm going to restart from the mana base and really think about it in terms of "X many turn 2-3 ramp spells, X many t 4-6," but lemme ask you a question about deck ratios.
Before, I'd run 32 lands, then 10 ramp spells, 10 draw spells, 10 removal spells, some protection, and 2-5 tutors depending on how sweaty I want the deck to play. It's a guideline, sometimes I'll do a little more of each, but usually that leaves me with 30 cards that actually synergize with my commander/bring me closer to winning. How can I restructure or approach deckbuilding differently to be more consistent? I don't need to win consistently, especially with a commander like Kraj I like that interacting with the board can start some interesting, branching avenues to victory, but I want to more consistently get to play my hand.
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>>97629779
A guideline is good to have but it all depends on the commander you're playing, what synergies you're focusing on, the intended power level, and how many pet cards you want to throw in. There's no real prescription for decks in casual. Every archetype and commander has different requirements. For example, you aren't absolutely required to play 38 lands in something like an elf deck where a large portion of your creature package is tapping for mana. Same for draw engines in decks in the command zone. Finding out what actually makes the cut when you're playing the necessary amount of draw/land/ramp/removal comes down to understanding card quality and requirements to hang in the pods you want to be playing in. Redundancy helps a lot here which I can see you understand because you have separate tags for mutli-role cards in your list. But I'd be looking at the on-theme cards that actually kind of suck on their own like the more expensive creatures who are just there for more Kraj effect options.
For Kraj I'd be focusing on a functional manabase first. Any 5CMC or higher commander needs to be built with the understanding that getting them out will be difficult. Then focus on your draw to increase the consistency of seeing your ramp, strong activated ability creatures, tutors, and removal. Don't feel bad about playing one shot draw spells in blue. Personally I'd be throwing the GCs in the trash and building up from B2 then reincorporating them if you feel the deck is able to hang in B3 but that's just me.
Also I'd recommend Glen Elendra Guardian as a counterspell on the stick, Tam, Mindful First-Year as a cheap hexproof source, Warden of the Grove and Maester Seymour for counter spreaders who snowball when you can put counters back onto them, and Ripples of Potential as a cheap wide protection spell. I'd need to try to build Kraj myself to have more than those as recommendations unfortunately.
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>>97627651
Pantlaza is draw+soft tutor in the command zone. Drawing cards is the most powerful mechanic in the game, especially if you can draw specific ones. It's that simple.
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>>97628856
You're obsessed with trying to make people tell you whether or not they have proxies in their deck. They don't need to tell you anything about their deck except what cards they're playing you sperglord control freak.

Counterfeits are also perfectly fine. If you're worried about being scammed buy or trade only with people you trust, and reevaluate your spending habits if you care about which printer your cardboard came out of.
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>>97629015
r/bootlegmtg
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>>97630122
>what kind of person does one need to be, to be dishonest about the authenticity of their cardboard in a format that doesn't care about the authenticity of their cardboard
I will underline for this for you again. Don't be upset about the person holding the mirror up to yourself because you don't like the reflection.
The only reason to use counterfeits is to fool others into believing you own a genuine article when no one cares if you do or not in the first place.
There no reason to bother when printer paper will do, but you need everyone including yourself to be deceived.
Deal with your insecurities and need for validation.
I will not validate you. Not now, not ever.
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>>97630078
Draw? my brother, it has discover, You can get free summons without mana cost beyond casting the first dinosaur
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>>97630337
>>97630337
>>97630337
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The never-ending non-argument

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