>new zealand only has 4 coasters
>the only one that isn't a family coaster is an arrow corkscrew from 1986
grim

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Guys, I have a perfect idea on how to incorporate Marvel into Animal Kingdom

>>2867258
grim (the situation not the player)

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There's a bench here in Celebration FL that has Adam The Woo's name on it. A theme park youtuber is getting his own special memorial

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HOLY TOON LA-FUCKIN-GOON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE TOON LAGOOOOOON I LOVE RIPSAW I LOVE BILGE RAT RAFTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2867260
>player
what

>>2867265
popeye's does not fuck around

>>2867267
When I was a kid Popeyes was the first ride where I really felt immersed. Sucks you cant get a good ride through video since its always trying to drown you

huh, looking at the actual emperor's groove rollercoaster scene, there really isn't that much visually interesting going on, seems pretty basic so it would be weird to make a whole ride based on something this brief and visually dull, it's a funny gag not a blueprint for an actual ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU2dmckqkyU

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>dinoland is going to get replaced with spic stuff
the brazilians were suppose to be an invasive annoyance IN the parks not APART of the parks

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Based and BGT cup pilled

Pretty funny that if Disneyland Saudi edition was open it likely would have been bombed today

Imagine fucking dying on big thunder mountain

>>2867284
For a Disney Adult that would probably be an honor. I learned today that The Haunted Mansion is one of the most popular places in the world for people to spill their ashes. It’s so common they even have a code for it, they call it “Code Grandma.” To the Disney Adult, the supreme honor in life is to have your body burnt and then spilled onto a children’s ride, only to then be vacuumed up by a severely stoned 16 year old

>>2867268
It really is. I've ridden several wild river gorge rides but you're unlikely to get completely drenched on any of them, except Popeye's, where it's all but inevitable.

I also wondered why both water rides were walk-ons last Sunday when the park was packed. It was 70 degrees out which didn't seem to me that cold. Well 4 hours later my t-shirt was still wet, so I guess that's why.

>>2867286
Rookie mistake. I always take a spare change of clothes (or two) and shoes for just that reason. Just pop back to your car and change if you’re getting too soggy

>>2867281
Apparently the UK Pavilion at Epcot got banned from making ride-themed family crest displays they were making each month because they made one that said RIP Dinosaur and some leadership got pissy about it

>>2867290
I hate Disney so much it’s insane

>>2867274
They're not going to do this (in part because it doesn't fit the land) but a gringott's style ENG dark ride with a roller coaster track that has a short true coaster segment could work

I wonder how much longer Rougarou has. It's been 10 years since the floorless conversion and that only gave it a short lived boost in popularity, it's one of the few Cedar Point coasters no one seems to like. Not sure how long the trains last on those but I bet when the time comes that the park has to think about buying new trains they may decide it's not worth it and remove it.

>>2867285
So there are disney adults who are jealous of that kid who got eaten by an alligator while on resort?

>>2867284
Cedar Point should pay the mullahs to strike Falcon's Flight so TT2 can have the height record

>>2867300
Checked and yes. Their entire existence is in service to Disney, of course dying there would be legendary for them

>>2867310
I found out today that more childless adults now visit Disney than children and families. That is depressing AF. On the bright side, since Disney adults don’t have kids, I guess that means they will just be a passing phenomenon as they gradually die out

Stardust aint opening this month

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so how did everybody enjoy MAGA day at Disneyland? Apparently it was gay days, maga day and some chicano protest.

>>2867332
Going to a park purely to publicly signal support for a political ideology or sexuality is fucking retarded


>>2867323
Issue is it incentivizes corporations to press on the government to massively increase immigration which is part of how we got in this mess to begin with. Parks require a steady population increase year over year to drive their long term profitability and do not give a fuck if the money they receive comes from an American or an "American". Disney adults are closer to being your people than the mexigoblins who pump out 3 kids they financially offset with EBT. The solution that actually improves the nation is "disney adults" growing up and having kids of their own and the government doing whatever it can to incentivize that and make it as easy as possible.

>>2867393
> Issue is it incentivizes corporations to press on the government to massively increase immigration which is part of how we got in this mess to begin with. Parks require a steady population increase year over year to drive their long term profitability and do not give a fuck if the money they receive comes from an American or an "American". Disney adults are closer to being your people than the mexigoblins who pump out 3 kids they financially offset with EBT. The solution that actually improves the nation is "disney adults" growing up and having kids of their own and the government doing whatever it can to incentivize that and make it as easy as possible.
Really well said anon. Agree 100%. They need to hurry up bc soon Disney Adults will be too old to even have kids (at least the women)

>>2867265
One of the best ride facades ever made.
>>2867268
I love Popeye's. The best place to chill out at IoA is that little walkway behind the ride entrance. You get to watch everyone get absolutely fucked by the steamboat element.

>>2867299
CP was absolutely slammed the Saturday I went last year and that thing was still on walk-on. I didn't even ride it because it looked really generic.

>>2867393
>>2867399
Corporations aren't pressing the government for more immigrants so Disney parks stay full, /pol/tards. And Mexico's birth rate is well below replacement so you can stop scapegoating their women.

>>2867431
It does look like a plain old B&M looper, just scaled up. The parcel of land it's on isn't that big, but it's not tiny either. I can see Iron Dragon and Gemini sticking around longer than Rougarou, hopefully anyway. Both of those are still fun rides.

>>2867433
>Corporations aren't pressing the government for more immigrants
Yes they are. They overwhelmingly support candidates that flood the nation with low-skill workers and consumers.
>And Mexico's birth rate is well below replacement so you can stop scapegoating their women.
23% of all foreign-born people in America are of Mexican origin and 59% of those receive some form of government assistance. Numbers aren't on your side.

In terms of weather, is visiting Carowinds/Kings Dominion/Busch Gardens Williamsburg in the middle of July a bad idea if I am a northern baby who is uncomfortable with high heat?

>>2867446
Everywhere gets hot and humid in the summer, esp in the South… I can’t speak for the other parks, but Busch Gardens is very shaded with lots of big trees and goes out of its way with fans and misters everywhere (they’re actually kinda known for it). There’s also lots of stores/ restaurants/ shows/ etc if you get too hot.

If anyone experienced it or has opinions of this ride outside the Disney Adult sphere, I am interested
Was Journey Into Your Imagination (the 1999-2001 version) really as bad as people were saying as one of the top 3 worst Disney attractions ever, or were people just assblasted they removed Figment and made an entirely different attraction?

>>2867444
>>Corporations aren't pressing the government for more immigrants
>Yes they are. They overwhelmingly support candidates that flood the nation with low-skill workers and consumers.
Nice job cutting off the rest of that sentence, retarded chud. Concession accepted.
>>And Mexico's birth rate is well below replacement so you can stop scapegoating their women.
>23% of all foreign-born people in America are of Mexican origin and 59% of those receive some form of government assistance. Numbers aren't on your side.
And just completely dodging Mexican women's low birthrate. Another concession accepted.

>>2867525
I tried out the current ride for the first time in my life 4 weeks ago, and it was definitely the second lamest ride of the trip only beat my Minions Villain-con. The room with all of the Figments to be kinda alright from not expecting so many animatronics in one scene, but it probably only stood out when compared to the rest of the ride..
So if the previous version didn't even have THAT, I can absolutely believe it was worse. But I never rode that one or the OG so I can't say, which also means I have 0 nostalgia for it or Figment.

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>>2867527
>Nice job cutting off the rest of that sentence
The rest of the sentence was fucking irrelevant so I ignored it. All major corporations support globalism and mass immigration. Bloated populations of consumer cattle are very much in their financial interests. Disney, being a corporation, loves immigration. They were behind the altering of the travel visa system Obama did to flood the parks with Brazilians in the winter months. They also all support mass influxes of H1-bs to undercut pay for American-born workers. Fuck you

>And just completely dodging Mexican women's low birthrate. Another concession accepted.
Again, irrelevant. They tether themselves to the US by having kids here then expect the """american citizen""" they gave birth to to anchor them here. Fuck you again.

Take your faggot libtard ass somewhere else.

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Press F to pay respects.

>>2867549
S to its past
S to its future
Ride a real rollercoaster

>>2867444
Checked and trips of truth

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>>2867550
Here's your limited edition elmo busch gardens sippy cup, now fuck off

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>Oh the big kids' rides aren't fun anyway. That's why I don't get on them. And I know they wouldn't be fun at all. Now, I'm not afraid of them it's just they don't have theming and that's really important to me plus they're not scary in the first place, at all

>Liking one ride means you have to hate all rides of lower intensity

>>2867553
What color is your favorite fedora in your collection? Is there a single shirt you wear that is below an XL? Do you fantasize about one day knowing the touch of a woman?

>>2867549
F
Broke my inversion cherry

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>>2867552
Somebody’s jelly
>can’t automate animals. Such shame.

Isn’t it kinda weird that I think Mario Kart could’ve been reworked into being Mario Galaxy, Luigi’s mansion, or some other Mario ip?
As someone who rode it, my own mother is always super confused about what is going on and I think the whole shell system is kinda wildly limiting by how confusing it is at many instances on when I gain them, ran out of them, and what enemies give me coins or not. The system makes the majority of enemies worthless besides the koopalins and the bowser boss stages.

I think the ride system itself is pretty good and offers a good amount of intensity I get from Gringotts’ back car when it’s moving from the transitions, making those rough and swingy turns. The system worked better than it did in MIB and the Cat in the Hat. It’s just when it’s implemented into a shooter, it always feels really intense regardless of how slow they try to make it be.

Likewise, I find the constant and drastic transitions kinda wild most of the time by how randomized it all feels. That I would prefer something like Luigi’s mansion just for the gameplay alone so everything will feel less distracting and everything would be far more clear in what I’m supposed to do.

And it doesn’t help that in most of the land, it’s always really flashy and filled to the brim with highly interactive elements that I would’ve preferred the more laid back Mario Galaxy as an experience for the main attraction of SNW. It would’ve shown off similar elements that couldn’t have been given to SNW’s main hub in a very different and less noisy experience. And the line could’ve moved a lot quicker if they didn’t have to juggle it up with the AR.

>>2867525
I've ridden all three versions It made the ride worse, I've only vague memories from the differences between that and the newest version, felt they made figment pretty annoying when they added him back in. But then I also wasn't that butthurt by the removal of the dreamfinder, giving that area a unified theme to go with the Honey I shrunk the Audience made a lot of sense.

>>2867299
I think it is next to go but has awhile, probably half a decade at least
Six Flags has far bigger fish to fry right now before more Cedar additions. Even after they get the Enchanted Parks split off Cedar is one of the parks they need to focus on the least on rebuilding or adding attractions to

>>2867640
The parks that make the most typically get the most. They can't afford not to put in new rides at CP for very long. I think managers have looked at the ride's future maintenance schedule (as they do for all rides) and reviewed how much they will need to spend on it and what the ride really does for the park... It's not much and they know it.

Some of the older coasters that seem short on time might not be. Iron Dragon, Gemini, and the mine train are all mild to moderate thrills and have low height requirements, so they check off boxes for families and kids' first "real" coasters. They're pretty simple too, which keeps their annual maintenance costs within reason.

Rougarou is a straight up extreme thrill ride but it isn't popular or unique. I imagine they have already master planned its retirement based around upcoming maintenance intervals. When the current trains get worn out and need replacement (just as an example) or some other major work will be needed, that will be the end of it imo. I doubt its annual maintenance costs are very high though, which is why I think its future is hinged upon the replacement of a major expense. Five years sounds about right, I would be surprised to see it depart in the next 2 or 3 seasons.

>>2867601
The shells need an auto-replenishment with a timer of however many seconds are balanced. It's shit when you go through all your shells too quickly and can't do anything to get more back at what appears to be arbitrary points.

It's a shame that the theming is actually pretty good during the ride, you just don't can't see it because you're focused on the AR stuff. Maybe at some point they'll tune it better.

If Iran bombs Falcons Flight the record goes back to top thrill

>>2867549
RIP TO A REAL NIGGA, BEHEAD ALL DISNEY CREATIVES

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How is Disneyland Paris so incapable of making anything approaching a good menu? I just don't get how they keep making really nicely themed places, then filling it with the most boring shit imaginable that's also terrible quality.

>>2867679
>"What's an authentic beer from Norway that is sure to be a novelty for all of out European visitors that they'll happily pay €10 for... I know! Carlsberg!"


For comparison, the same resaurant at HK: https://www.hongkongdisneyland.com/restaurant-menu/golden-crocus-inn.pdf

>Disney adults reduced to complaining about slop
How grim