star trek sex with shran

>>218213333
Star trek quads with quark

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and I love Weyoun

exo 3>v'ger>flint>soong>mudd>apu

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Ohneighguy sheemass meccha hakujin desu!

>>218213333
it took me years to realize that Data had blue eyes in this scene instead of his normal yellow. Nice little touch for an alternate version of him.

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>>218213337
Shran? The man from Sisko's dream?

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>>218213497
Yeah I never even considered he had blue eyes IRL until that scene.

I though it was funny that in Faces of the Enemy, Troi goes missing for what must be a number of days, and yet no one on the Enterprise seems to care or even notice. No one asks, "Where's our ship's counsellor, on whom we all rely?"

>>218213333
>>218213469
TNG BDs have the Japanese dub
UCHUU
SOKO WA SAIGO NO FURONTIA

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>>218213683
TNG is spiritually anime.

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>>218213683
Do they call him Picard taisho? I assume they use Navy ranks.

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>>218213615
no, he's the man of MY dreams

is Data an ore or a boku?

>>218213674
she wasnt on the ship when she was kidnapped. the problem with that episode is the universal translator magic.

>>218213825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE83S3f6zP4

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>>218213864
Data for sure uses watakushi. Riker uses ore. Wesley uses boku. Trou uses atashi.

>>218213741
why did they make geordi cute?

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>>218213913
Kancho? Interesting.

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>>218213941
I meant to type Troi and I typed toru. My bad.

i'll never forget the way my Japanese professor explained the difference between "watashi" and "atashi" to our class. she said "watashi" in a normal speaking voice, normal way. then she hit like a slutty pose and said "atashi" in a slurry bimbo way.

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>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.

Jesus wept

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>>218214097
Like this?

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i'll never forget the way my Japanese professor explained the difference between "kancho" and "kancho" to our class. She said one was a military rank in a normal speaking voice, and then she said the other one was a prank and then stuck her finger up my ass.

Thinking about deep space 9 desu

>>218214097
oh yeah and I ended up being one of her favorite students or something she always really complimented my handwriting and whenever there were translation assignments and gave me a box of City Hunter books at the end of the semester

>>218214153
but did you rike it?

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Bring me more Lyran females, or else I will unleash the dogs of war.

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pew pew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WggJSgHRnyA

Wow PIC is so bad

>>218214316
on purpose

>>218214316
THE SHEER FUCKING HUBRIS

>>218214316
It looked bad so I simply didn't watch any of it.
Or Discovery, or Academy, they did a Section 31 thing too didn't they? Or the cartoon with the little kids.

>>218213913
pretty good

>>218214525
the first half of the kids show is actually okay.

Janeway absolutely has sex appeal and so does B'Elanna.

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>Japanese Data is the same guy who voiced Jiraiya in Naruto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShPVYFajpM&t

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>>218214947
what is this gif even from?

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It was a sex appeal hazard

>>218214980
Did anybody else think that cake looked fucking disgusting? It looked like it was made of blue wax.

>>218214969
probably the VCR game

>>218214995
Bro you are talking shit about a signature 300 dollar Henson marzipan mint cake

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>>218214995
I always just thought it was an American thing to coat their cakes in obscene amounts of icing.

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it's crazy how 3rd world chimps are always so obsessed with America apropos of nothing

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>>218213975
Japan Moe-ifies everyone.

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>>218215081
You guys are cake blind

When a cake has a shell 99% of the time its marzipan

>>218215174
that is an adorable crusher

>>218215187
no, it's fondant.

>>218215187
I'm just not a marzifan.
I only real eat chocolate gateau and victoria sponge.

>>218215048
>VCR game
I think I'm too young for this because despite being old enough to remember VHS, I had no idea there were games you could play on them. How the fuck would that even work?
>>218215055
Anon, it looks like a giant bar of soap.

>>218215187
how did you not include the fuckass huge one from kes birthday?

>>218215174
sex with ensign laren

>>218214819
Japan has a habit of assigning female VAs to childlike or naive characters. So I'm glad they kept his voice baritone for the JP dub.

>>218215283
Damn bro you missed out.
Look up Nightmare Boardgame on youtube.

>>218215283
you should go watch the disjointed parts on youtube because it is peak gowron

>>218215382
>>218215425
Oh I see, it was a boardgame that came with a VHS tape.
I wonder why they got Gowron to play the Klingon who is supposed to not be Gowron.

>>218215174
How long did Geordi spend in the women’s sonic showers in that episode before meeting up with Ro?

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>>218215488
Geordi always had x-ray vision. He could see through whatever wall he wanted. And he had encyclopedic knowledge of the ship's layout. Becoming translucent didn't really change much for him.

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What did I think of Melona from that episode of Deep Space Nine? Is she SEXO?

>>218213435
Did you know the guy who plays Weyoun plays the blue guy everyone wants to have sex with?

_____ ______: ___ ___ _____

>>218215812
? I do not recall a bolian everyone wants to have sex with

>>218215812
no way...
>everyone
no, it's just me.

>>218215812
Sonic the Hedgehog?

>>218215654
I wondered why she never came back.

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>fly to vegas ($400 round trip)
>hotel room ($300/night)
>entry tickets ($400-$1600)
>photos/autographs ($100-$160 per actor)
>$3k for a week in vegas (in august) and some photos/autographs from actors
seems a bit much

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This guy was no founder, but I'm still glad he died angry, bitter, miserable, and alone

>>218216262
I met Shatner a couple months ago yeah it’s not really worth it

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>>218216301
Was this a founder?

>>218216301
same. this guy was a true example of his race: a total fucking cunt.

>Hey Odo did you know that if you used all your abilities to act like a total antisocial psychopath you could make everyone afraid of you?

no way you don't say, Laas. we truly needed an episode about this.

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>>218213333
Blessed thread

>>218216197
I’m pretty sure that episode was one of the very special episodes where we learned not to force deaf people to get cochlear implants because being horrifically disabled is good, actually

>>218216301
>>218216356
garak was right to try and nuke the great link while they had the chance. shapeshifters are congenitally evil.

>>218216405
Holograms are worse.

>>218216262
i really liked layer cake

>>218216422
rogue holograms are the human's fault for entertaining the idea they might be sentient instead of just deleting them at the first sign of trouble.

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>>218216405
Agreed. Section 31 didn't go far enough; they should have blasted these shits with Varon-t disruptors set to extra slow

>>218216301
I love hetzler

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>>218215284
I have one with like 5 more cakes than that but I forgot its name :(

I should finish cake rank, I have 8 cakes I can add to the chart which should feature every cake on star trek

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>>218215240
Delete this

If changelings really wanted to live in peace they should just transform into a big rock floating through space.

>>218217048
What makes you think a good portion of them don't? What the hell did you think the original Great Link was?

>>218217070
>What makes you think a good portion of them don't?
are you fucking retarded?

Why would any Federation citizen living in absolute paradise willingly volunteer to go live on some colony planet in the outskirts of Federation space?

>>218217283
>>218217070
that seems to be their default policy but then for no reason at all they decide to conquer the alpha quadrant instead

>>218216664
Why did the Female Changeling give herself such massive fucking honkers?

>>218217333
you're a really impressionable retard who wants to LARP as some shit you say in a movie because you hate yourself for whatever reason and/or want to become a cult leader

>>218217347
you're fucking stupid. this may sound harsh but you literally are. the female changeling literally explains in plain fucking language to the audience why they do what they do and you still don't fucking get it. talk to Worf, retard

The Changelings were always the least interesting part about the dominion

>>218217333
Sci-Fi trope of humans colonizing the stars when realistically hardly anyone would ever want to live off Earth even if space travel was trivialized unless they were weirdo religious freaks. Earth is too comfy.

>>218217510
What if they think Earth is too Reddit

>>218217510
earth is full, only reason its comfy is because everyone fucks off to their own empty planets

worf was so much better on TNG than DS9. they really stripped him of everything that made him alien and took all the tension and conflict out of his character.

>>218217333
Its like the most real thing you can do. You get real technology to really tame a planet, you get your ships and your super computers and your fabs. You get real authority and real community. You get real freedom to a degree.

Its probably amazing living on federation earth, but its also probably like living in a menagerie, with your social credit scores and your prestige based economy and your movement credits. Its not an unauthentic experience in the slightest but its probably not real to a certain degree.

>>218217695
>social credit scores and your prestige based economy and your movement credits.
Is it ever stated that regular people use credits? I thought transporter credits and stuff was just for starfleet academy attendees

>>218217727
nah they dont use any of that, theres still value in say ease of access or opportunity or nepotism but presumably everyone's too enlightened to let it be shit like real communism

>>218217599
It's the Federation. Every human is Reddit.

>>218217635
Realistically how many people are required to make Earth non-comfy in a post-scarcity society? We still have plenty of undeveloped space in comfy places like the Midwest now, not even mentioning less desirable places like the Sahara or Antarctica.

>>218217685
They never had any idea what worf was all about at any given point. He’s like this Klingon weeb that is into the most
esoteric Klingon shit that nobody actually still practices or cares about, and then the fundamentally Klingon behavior and values he always shies away from in favor of the safety of starfleet regs. He’ll flee a battle in an escape pod and spare his mortal enemies, live with dishonor for the needs of the many — but one hookup on the holodeck and he thinks he’s married and does the Klingon mating howl.

>>218216967
i like how they put the ev suits in display cases like its a god damned romulan war museum.
actually I hate it

>>218217510
it would be like living in washington DC, everyone's job is government related or retards.

>>218217727
star trek is explicity set in a universe where all of humanities basic needs are met at zero cost. the point being to explore morality without the restrictions of economics. there is no real explanation. you just need to accept the premise the same way you accept teenage mutant ninja turtles.

>>218217925
the trick is that "humanity" in starfleet isn't humanity in current year

>>218217925
Wdym? They got splashed with radioactive waste and got trained in martial arts by a sewer rat. Makes perfect sense

>>218217727
To me, it seemed like it was a privilege to transport around earth multiple times a day by the way people in star trek talked about it, like it was a flex

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lol

>>218217946
My headcanon was always that the eugenics wars wasn’t eugenicists vs normies it was everyone doing eugenics to varying degrees and the remaining population after the nuclear holocaust don’t have dopamine/serotonin disorders or other bullshit that makes them degenerate gamblers, substance abusers and/or sexual deviants

>>218217977
military students always gotta be disciplined
>>218217984
sick burn

>>218217764
i am not a communist but it seems to me that its a matter of perspective. the quality of life communism can deliver today is utopia by 1950s standards.

>>218218021
The quality of life the Amish can deliver in 2026 is Utopia by 2026 standards

Why is it that in Star Trek so many older women were trying to seduce young men? (Nog, Jake, Wesley, young Picard, etc)

>>218218070
Patrick Stewart got to kiss a 17 yo and Michael Dorn got to kiss a 19 yo, it evens out I think

star trek sex with uhura

>>218218070
star trek consistently tells the truth about women

>>218218070
the federation as an idyllic utopia, it's only natural.

Star trek

>>218218497
Star trek

>>218217837
Descendants of diaspora tend to do that.

>dismantle data
>ban holodecks
>decompile the doctor
>fire odo and deport him out of bajoran space
there, i've just resolved half of the conflicts of 90's trek

>>218217855
True, but there's really nothing stopping you from taking a reactor and replicator and fucking off into the woods of Montana or Scandinavia or something. All the comforts of living on a colony without the threat of pirates or rape gangs.

>>218218829
Bait the borg into tholian territory

>>218218829
Blow up the goddamned wormhole.

>>218213333
I just started watching Star Trek last Halloween and I think TNG is by far the best. Voyager can be pretty good, but DS9 and Enterprise have been very boring.

>>218216967
In space no one can hear you eat

You guys need to realize that in the Trek universe Earth is just like now, the majority of humans are running around wageslaving and only select families and people have any knowledge of Starfleet or their technology.

it's fucked up there's a dozen nutrek shows when i'd trade them all for 3 more seasons of ENT
hell, for one more season of ENT

>>218218975
Yes that’s what happens when you give creative control of a beloved franchise to semitic nihilists

>>218218989
I'd trade them all for one good movie, easily.

>>218217984
>first contact specialist and xenolinguist
That in itself is way less valuable than Tuvok's job alone as tactical/second officer.

Tuvok taught for like 26 years at the academy and is probably the most experienced tactical officer in the entire fleet. What a waste.

>>218214785
She definitely does but then they stand Seven next to her and she looks like a frumpy old lady in her uniform

>>218218829
Do what Worf says

>>218218829
give Be'lanna a much needed dicking down

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>>218218975
>The billionaires are creating a break away society, they are in direct contact with alien species and trading technology in exchange for human children
He was right all along

>>218219098
Didn't Tuvix possess the knowledge of both Tuvok and Neelix? He should be a great tactical officer, be able to mind-meld, know every 2-bit trader in the Delta quadrant and make a mean Leola-root stew.

>>218217355
She knew Odo would be accustomed to solid women's big fucking honkers so she added them to her form to make him more comfortable.

>>218219225
Yes but the idea that he ends up just being a xenolinguist in the game's storyline where you save him is a total waste of his talents, that's what I'm saying.

>>218219225
Yeah that's the point of the episode really. Like Tuvix is a better tactical officer than Tuvok and a better chef than Neelix.
But it seems like they deliberately never fully explain the Tuvix mechanics.
Like does Tuvok still have any of Neelix memories? Do they remember their time as Tuvix? You would think Tuvok and Neelix would share a special brotherhood afterwards but Tuvok still treats Neelix like shit.

Struggling through season one of Voyager. Half the cast doesn't seem to want to be there, thank goodness for Tim Russ actually caring about the franchise. Akoocheemoya.

>>218219287
The characters are all very safe and at first, seem pretty lame aside from Tuvok, the Doctor, and Paris to a lesser degree.

Really, the show improves dramatically once Jeri Taylor fucks off with her momslop and Seven of Nine joins the show in S4.
S2 has some really good and really bad moments though and all in all, I enjoy a lot of the early VOY episodes. There's a charm to the show that is hard to explain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZiEjNzcJwo

>>218218829
>decompile the doctor
It's funny how so much of Data's story in TNG is centered on him trying to become human and how he's supposedly exceptionally rare and impossible to replicate while Voyager starts with a computer program that is basically a human. More people would complain if Picardo wasn't so good.

>>218219287
tim russ isn't even acting. he's just naturally like that.

>>218219272
Yeah that makes sense, post-return Tuvix should be a polymath doing all kinds of shit. Xenolinguists are redundant anyway with the universal translator.

>>218219330
>Computer, create a holosuite program smarter and more capable than Data in every way
>Beep boop done
Noonien Soong would be rolling in his grave if he realized how easy it was.

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>>218219287
>>218219320
Yeah the best way to think of early Voyager is a "back to basics" kind of star trek that harkens back to TOS.
A lot of the plots could have been carried out with the TOS cast and fit right in. Like the one with Michael Mckean as an evil virtual reality clown.

>>218219364
Presumably the ship's computer is somewhat larger than a humanoid, making the task of creating an android with real intelligence more difficult. Though I do suppose you could centralize an intelligence and embody it remotely, possibly with multiple bodies simultaniously.

>>218219330
The Doctor runs off of a giant ship-based computer core whereas Data has to fit all his processing power into a space about the size of a human brain.

>>218219287
I just started it recently too. It's not mindblowingly good but it's also not awful. Tuvok is easily my favorite character so far. Paris and Harry bro-ing it up is nice when they're permitted to do so, they have a good dynamic.

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>>218219394
>Presumably the ship's computer is somewhat larger than a humanoid
The Enterprise-D's computer core is the size of a building.

>>218219458
COMPUTER!!!!!!!

>>218219458
Imagine how much Bitcoin you could mine with that bad boy

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>>218219481
>>218219458

The Enterprise D's computer is a dirty slut.

>>218219458
That's bigger than several humanoids.

>>218219417
Well considering they were using EMHs for menial labor, their processing requirements can't be that high.

>>218219669
well they only have to be cheaper than the equivalent life support/safety shit

>>218219669
One central computer and some holographic emitters is all you'd need.

>>218213333
Does the Federation allow grooming and castration of children and support hamas? Just curious?

>>218219856
Dr. Crusher personally restored my foreskin

>>218219669
We are currently using vast amounts of energy, resources, and processing power so that indians can talk to their computer and boomers can generate pictures of jesus in the clouds.

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>We are currently using vast amounts of energy, resources, and processing power so that indians can talk to their computer and boomers can generate pictures of jesus in the clouds.

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>>218219918
>I've managed to restore the missing tissue with a dermal regenerator, but Captain what kind of people would mutilate someone like this, especially in infancy?

>>218213497
>>218213671
He looks so much hotter without his eyeline all red and bloated from the irritation of the contacts.
GUH

does anyone know where i can watch that god awful web series spiner made and starred in? it's like a sit com where he plays a fictionalized version of himself, i can't remember what it's called.

>>218217333
>Why would any British citizen living in absolute paradise willingly volunteer to go live on some colony in the outskirts of the British empire?
t. (You), 1687

>>218218829
>dismantle Data
Shut your whore mouth

>>218218903
I’ve never been able to get into anything besides TNG. All the other ones just seem more plot focused and autistic in a bad way.

>>218220275
Except Britain was hardly a post scarcity paradise with zero persecution or discrimination in the 17th century.

>>218220216
That sounds like something I would watch when I was trying to goad myself into suicide.
It’s insane how such a charming and lovable character can be played by the most insufferable person.

>>218219856
>Picard
Would refuse to aid Hamas out of adherence to prime directive
>Riker
Would initially desire to aid them, but be talked out of it by a speech from Picard
>Data
Would ask Picard how two peoples could kill each other for multiple millenia over a piece of land of no actual value or significant resource deposits
>Crusher
Would demand Picard helps them, would eventually do something in secret that blows up out of proportion and forces the Enterprise to get involved
>Geordi
Subplot about falling in love with a Gazan girl that gets blown up
>Worf
Would consider the Gazans weak for failing to defeat the Israeli's, regardless of their circumstance, would be disgusted by the Jews underhanded tactics
>Troi
Conveniently gone from the Episode to sus out the Jew lies
>Wesley
Converts to Islam

>>218220441
Troi would be more like
>"I sense strong feelings of distrust and hostility on both sides."
>has no dialogue for the rest of the episode

>>218214785
Nope. Ugly broads

>>218214129
DIMPLES

why does kate mulgrew talk like THAT?

>>218221288
Because her entire persona as an actress is aping Patricia Neal.

>>218221288
>>218221413
I feel bad for her kids

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What grave did they dig up this fucking ghoul from? Can barely understand what she’s saying through her choking on her dentures every episode.

VOY "Critical Care" is supposed to portray some kind of dystopia but it just portrays the 100% real burger healthcare system

>>218215120
wow you called it

>>218221943
Are you a masochist? Why are you watching Academy, this is coming from someone that watched all of Discovery/SNW/Pic and even I cannot stomach it (or the Section 31 movie, skipped that too)

>>218219287
Get used to it, they don't really improve
Eventually they just realise the only characters anyone really cares about are the Doctor and Seven but that's pretty deep into Voyager at that point
After a certain point the main appeal is morbid curiosity and "there's no other Trek because I've watched the good stuff and the rest is shit"

>>218223112
always feel sad for a fella who can't fathom that it's a fucking cup, for drinking

>>218221943
I'd actually watch this if they had Captain Gillian Anderson.

>>218222120
Work Force is supposed to be a dystopia but they have basically no unemployment

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>>218221943
she used to be a real cootiepie back in the day. her first role was in a horror movie called The Burning

>>218221943
Things are so grim right now.

>>218223949
Someone pointed out she voiced Elastigirl aka Mrs. Incredible in the pixar movie and now every time I have the misfortune of seeing a SA clip (usually against my will) it’s all I can hear and think about

>>218217333
Adventure

>>218220275
Bruh. Early British settlers of their colonies are almost always convicts, debtors and prostitutes.

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>>218224111
But enough about the Irish

>>218220125
Read it in her voice.

https://youtu.be/nKkHGfLiciE?si=vrlizWPJXSK_87ud

>>218224245
why is worldbuilding in trek so shit
>Federation of 100's of aliens + colonies
>everyone is earthborn human

At least could have dude born on mars, or some fictional planet

ferengi are sensible, freedom-loving businessmen who are oppressed by fascistic rulefag organizations like the federation

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>>218219098
TRVTH NVKE. Tuvix needed to die to preserve Tuvok's undiluted tactical expertise alone. General Neelix pedo stink aside, we don't need the brain of a chef with delusions of grandeur / wannabe counselor added to the mix. You just know that had he lingered a bit longer, Tuvix would have been sitting up on Tuvok's console barefoot just like that quirk chungus hag from Starfleet Academy.
>Wanna unpack today, champ? You know I make a mean pot of Betazoid spaghetti.
No-one cares, fuckface. Just do your bastarding job and blow up those fucking Kazon bastards!

>>218225055
Seven of Nine was born on the Tendara colony. B'Elanna was from Kessik IV if that counts. Also Travis "MOTHERFUCKING FREIGHTERS" Mayweather lived in space.

>>218220216
Fresh Hell, iirc

>>218225055
The good news is that this franchise is so deep in the dumps and swirling down the toilet that hopefully when they finally let it rest in peace for a decade or so, they will have time to reboot it from scratch and will have a chance to restructure/flesh out the lore of the new timeline

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>>218224972
grim

>>218225350
robert retardo

just woke up from a Star Trek dream
>Data had a typical holodeck adventure set in a western, except the world also featured Who Framed Roger Rabbit-style animated cartoon characters
>he entered a saloon, and for some reason brought his horse in with him. The saloon doors became cartoons and patted his horse down, which also became a cartoon for the sequence. After letting them through they all became real again
>Data went up to the bar and met up wirh the episode's guest star, Jim fucking Carrey
I woke up and thought "wow! I don't remember that episode! I need to look that up!" before realising "wait, that can't be real, Star Trek didn't have the budget for that" before then realising "wait, you just woke up, that was a fucking dream you retard"

>>218225321
It's not going to go away for a decade and there's not going to be any new timeline.

Tuvix was a creep. He made everyone uncomfortable. He was flashy and annoying. They don't need a freak who can shoot missiles and bake pies. They need a separate missile shooting dark elf and a spaghetti twirling kender. That's way more valuable. Fuck Tuvix. He wasn't even an individual. No one died when Tuvok and Neelix were separated. In fact Janeway gave life to two people. Dismissed.

>>218225442
$1 trillion to Kurtzman

>>218225350
>Please state the nature of the transvestite emergency.
>Starfleet Academy has suffered 41% losses!
>-ACK

>>218225321
Why do you think that would happen next time when they had the opportunity to do it this time But didn't? The world building only became worse.

>>218225449
You're going to be so upset when his contract is extended again.

>>218225405
I love dreams like that. You basically got a whole new episode.

>>218225456
One joke.

would it be gay to fuck odo if he shapeshifted into a female? he's not actually male after all.

>>218225541
>Odo in his room alone
https://youtu.be/viKGFlTtZ3Y

>>218225573
I was expecting the clip where Odo destroys his room in an incel rage because Kira friendzoned him with the Chad Shakaar.

>>218225489
Unironically if they keep him on, there needs to be some kind of investigation. There has to be corruption somewhere.

>>218220441
Janeway would clumsily help hamas then after putting up with their bullshit for a few days, betray them by science babbling Palestine so no one could have it

>>218225656
Corruption in Hollywood? Are you some kind of conspiracy theorist?

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>>218225055
>At least could have dude born on mars, or some fictional planet
Some people were born on the moon.

>>218225712
I know, I may be stepping out of line here

>>218225321
>they will have time to reboot it from scratch
There's no talent left to do that. Nor any executive will to produce a product of any level of quality that we would be satisfied with.

There's no "good news" until the "Star Trek" name itself is public domain and people that give a shit and are competent can do something worthwhile with it. And that won't be for many more decades.

It's dead Jim.

>>218225489
Kek yup I’m not denying it, I know it’s going to happen

>>218220275
This niggas never been to England (it's a fucking shithole)

>>218225526
Yeah, it's called your life

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>>218226067
I haven't seen a burn that harsh since some Kelpien kid cried and all the dilithum in active warp cores exploded

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>>218226038
>England (it's a fucking shithole)
Fucking is in Austria. It's just a shithole.

Star Trek needs to be good, but how do you make it good? Barring the terrible writing and dialogue we have now, you can't just go back to formula like the good old days, the Berman era died because he was insisting on it sticking to formula and it got stale.

>>218226143
Hire GRRM to write an original Star Trek spin-off for HBO. Make it gritty and realistic, with well-written characters.

>>218226143
The mantle has passed on to the Orville.

>>218226168
No George, get off 4chan and finish writing your fucking books

>>218226143
>you can't just go back to formula like the good old days
you absolutely could, there's 0 real reason why it wouldn't still work

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>>218226143
Actually make it look retro like an episode of Mad Men instead of it looking like an Apple store with lens flare.

Hire attractive people you actually want to look at.

Write stories about actual ethical issues instead of identity politics.

>>218226206
So basically the exact opposite of any Beefers post. Got it.

>>218225276
So Voyager was the first Trek series that remembered that earth has colonised other planets?

rape gangs

>>218226143
You can go back to the same formula, actually, because at its core the simplest “formula” here is just a crew on a ship offering stories on the human condition. It’s that simple. How you actually play with that idea is open to much interpretation and can be done great like TOS or TNG, or done awfully like STD or SA.
ENTs issue was that fans were already suffering fatigue and they wasted almost no time from VOYs ending to starting up yet another series, combined with the fact that it was always struggling to find confidence and identity. And of course being a prequel to a show made in the circa 1960s that had done nothing but move forward kind of turned people off.
If they had waited like 5, 7, perhaps 9 years after VOY and done a series that instead took place 100 years after TNG it probably would have been a smashing hit.

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>the wealth gap and immigration are huge issues in our society right now
>let's write episode after episode about how our characters are LGBTQ+ instead

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>>218226143
I don't hate the "President Archer builds the Federation" concept

>>218226260
economic class is the one thing they don't want you talking about on TV

>Sisko receives one of Starfleet's highest honors for his tireless efforts in fighting the Dominion, but on the night of the ceremony...

>>218226288
They brought it up in Picard and it made no fucking sense, with these writers it'd be hamfisted no matter how they do it.

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>>218226288
So instead they shove non-issues in our face to distract us and then call us right wing assholes for being sick of this petty bullshit.

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>>218226315
TOS had episode featuring Cloud City that had themes of classes
First and last time??

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>>218226315
>implying I watched Picard
DS9 did it the best with the union episode. You literally could not make this episode today.

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>we want minority representation
Okay, what about MAJORITY representation? Where is my representation as the proletariat who makes up 99% of the population?

>>218226362
The Orville episode about the social media social credit scores is a good allegory and hence why I think it's inherited the mantle of true speculative scifi.

>>218226288
>economic class is the one thing they don't want you talking about on TV

Hollywood has been using rich asshole villains for its entire existence, this isn't true at all. The reason they write about identity politics is because they really, legitimately care about it.

>>218226067
Picard would hate transphobes.

>>218226362
Are you seriously implying that wasn't also awfully ham fisted, it'd fit right in with the shit they write today
>teleplay by Ira Steven Behr
Huh, who could've guessed!?
It's so weird how they had so many episodes fleshing out the Ferengi so their society actually made some sense and would function only to attempt to tear it down with a cartoon idea of communism

>>218226458
The point of the rich asshole villain is to leave the audience thinking, "Thank god that asshole is gone. Now everything's going to be fine."
You don't need any further reform if the one bad guy is dealt with because, of course, everything bad stemmed from that one individual.

>>218225447
you post this like anyone disagrees, tuvix is an abomination

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>>218226458
They hire writers who use scripts as therapy sessions instead of writers who actually want to tell a story. I don't know what they are teaching people in screenwriting classes anymore that has caused everyone to become so self obsessed.

>>218226473
>The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.
Failed incels pretending to be girls is a scientific lie and a personal delusion.

>>218226458
in half the movies with a rich villain the solution is for the poor people people to acquire money so they can challenge the rich asshole within the same economic framework he made his exorbitant wealth in to begin with

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>>218226486
In the context of the Ferengi and how Quark treats his employees it is a great episode. If there was a Ferengi acting as a metaphor for Jeff Bezos I would laugh and not bat an eye.

It would be less try hard than a gay pasicifist Klingon doctor or whatever.

>>218226498
>I don't know what they are teaching people in screenwriting classes anymore that has caused everyone to become so self obsessed
they probably just list your posts and tell the "writers" to copy paste

Tired: rich asshole villain
Wired: poor asshole villain
Inspired: Argentinian or Japanese villain

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>>218226566
I've been doing this for over a decade so you think they would have better material by now.

>>218226524
I hate how I can't read this quote without inevitably getting The Picard Song stuck in my head

>>218226587
and you still use my imgs you stupid fuck. its called garak magic hands btw I made the very first gif for it, attention seeking whore.

>>218226498
gen X and millennials started taking over boomer jobs once boomers retired/were forced out

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>>218226607
bro I downloaded it off bluesky

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>>218213435
>ywn live in the trek universe and do everything weyoun wants so he's nice to you

>>218226597
I wonder if Patrick Stewart has ever heard it.

>>218214097
>when your female japanese teacher takes the class out for ramen and realize those tiny sluts can pack away 10x as much food as it looks like their bodies can hold

>>218226597
incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

>>218226630
>Shut up Weyoun!

>>218226623
idk what that is you sad sack of shit. But I have encountered so many things I have made over the years I'm not surprised

>completely randomly Star Trek Nemesis is on tv in Finland tonight
Wtf? I don't think I've ever seen anything ST on tv here except maybe the Jayj Kelvin flicks

>>218226630
I prefer to live in the reality of weyoun 6, whos just a nice guy he doesn't want anything from you he would just like a friend.

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>>218226690
Nobody can tell Finland apart from Sweden and Norway. I am sorry. To America you're just one big Ikea.

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>>218226630
he's always nice even when you're a total fuckup who takes an entire year to take down the wormhole like you said you would and never stop yapping about stupid shit

>>218226731
its ok, nobody in the entire world can tell the difference between Finland, Sweden and Norway. I think finland is colder or something idk, no-one does.

>>218226731
Finnish people look like Buck Bokai.

>>218226762
*minefield

>>218226731
Why are you lying?
Sweden is famous due to Ikea
Finland is famous due to Nokia and Perkelle

>>218226762
I want to sell my people to the dominion because my people suck. imagine how much better the founders would run everything. the dominion seems pretty stable on the other side of the wormwhile, why WOULDN'T you want to join? the fuck the federation got to offer but infinite wars with every single neighbor?

imagine living the perfect trad life in your village growing wheat with your blonde family and no one will ever mess with it or allow liberal democratic government to spoil it because the founders will always watch the skies and send the jem'hadar if someone starts talking about dipshit ideas

>>218226783
are you sure you aren't talking about norway? sorry mate bf is right here, literally no-one knows or cares what the difference is, I mean be honest is their one? Not a burger btw

>>218226823
here is a video that explains the difference between the countries
https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU?si=EnLFs3292c4b5nPc

>>218226783
Finland is famous for its strip clubs. I received a Lapp dance there to die for.

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Chat, is this pic real?

>>218226731
get outta here check'em is mine as well, come to think of it you have zero imgs you've made yourself. Putting aside the nordic countries which I think we can all agree are the same place. You BF don't have a single img you got yourself, just stuff you took from other anons, even your bashir faggotry was from another anon. Have you ever contributed anything besides your hideous form? Or completely off topic anime shit that you stole from /a/? Can you even make an image yourself? anything, anything at all?

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>>218226832
I had sandstorm on the og ipod thingy, so you are all the same country got it.

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My brother in christ I am posting screenshots while talking about Scandinavia.

>>218226886
yes, it's real. academy is very wacky show and that's a good thing

>>218226886
She's so quirky!

>>218226597
The Picard Song being used in YTMNDs back in the early 00s was my firdt exposure to post-TOS Star Trek. I didn't even known there were Star Tracks made beyond the 60s show and 80s movies.

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>If Wishes Were Horses (May 16, 1993): Avery Brooks was initially opposed to the script for this episode. Brooks refused to begin filming until a compromised was reached, shortening the nickname of Keone Young's character to just Buck Bokai.

>>218227007
Buck status?

>>218226933
but which one? apparently they think they are 3 different countries 4 if you count iceland, I know sounds wild, you tell me where did darude sandstorm come from? all you can say and all I can say is those icelandic lads.

It's fantastic reading the comments about young, black people inspired to try tech by Levar.

For me, Data was the character who resonated, but I only found out why, a year ago, when diagnosed as autistic. Thanks, Brent. You may not have realised it, but your character was coded as neurodiverse.

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>>218225702
>Fine, if they can't learn to share then they can both find somewhere else to live. Commander? Ready a tricobalt device and lock target on the "holy land"

>>218227056
insaneway the sole proponent of the no-state solution

>>218227007
>Casting a fat chinaman as Sisko's baseball idol instead of a nigga
Humiliation ritual.

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>>218227034
I watched Rome and related to Caesar when he fell to the ground and started shaking and also when he got stabbed because everyone on the forum hated him and wanted him dead.

>>218227017
I am genuinely curious here where did that track come from, why do you think anyone knows or differentiates between you? I guess sweden is known for its porn and general nudity? is sewden one of those? weird to think about since apparently I am 1/2 norwegian. Genetically, I have no idea what that means, I assumed you 3+iceland are basically the same.

>>218227034
Growing up I always really liked the cut of Neelix's jib.

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>>218227122
>Tribune's log, 705 AUC
>I had that dream again last night, the one with the hands, and the Senate door. I fear I'm becoming obsessed, Gods I hate the smug little rat bastard.

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>>218227122
silly cunt

Does anyone else skip the Klingon politics episodes in TNG? I just do not care about an honor-obsessed culture always having storylines about being honorless schemers.

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>>218227235
>Brought to you by Quarks bar! Fine root beer for fine Federation citizens! Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk...RUN!

>>218227287
No because they're fantastic. You sound like a faggot and I'm not surprised you're the type of squalid loser that feels uncomfortable watching TV and needs to skip it.

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>>218227287
this nigga taps out after a minute of klingon pussy

>>218220216
>>218225289
Still up on YouTube
https://youtube.com/@freshhellseries

>>218227287
>he doesn't like gowron
dishonorable in the extreme

>>218227287
That's a cute opinion. Did RLM give it to you?

>>218227334
>try not to stare
>try not to stare
>stare
>beats me up
>:)

>>218227334
Before I got into Star Trek all these years ago, and my only knowledge was what I gathered from cultural osmosis, I just assumed Klingons were these extremely well-defined aliens with a rich backstory and lots of crystal clear lore. Shit, people would learn the klingon language?! This must be some serious stuff. Same with the Vulcans, and the Romulans.
Well, then you watch TOS. And then you watch TNG. And then you watch all the theatrical movies. And you realize these are all just people in makeup and that the writers are kinda just going loosely by the seat of their pants, only adding convenient vague lore for whatever the episode or shitty movie plot needs at that given moment

Klingon women have two clits.