star trek sex with shran

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>The Voyager crew encounters a Digimon

LeVar Burton: the new /trek/

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS:
star trek sexual organs with the new Spock

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We could have been a proper country, a proper world.

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>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.

Jesus wept

Why are Bolians allowed to have a bank? What makes those fuckers so special?

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It was a Palestine hazard

>>218227724
You just know if they'd built that it'd have a couple years of success, then failing returns, then it'd get closed down and would be an empty eyesore in a state of disrepair by now

>>218227830
There's no way the saucer or nacelles would stand up unsupported like that.

So Future Janeway erased 16 years of Voyager traveling back home, right? Surely during those adventures they saved thousands of aliens. Now all of that shit got erased just to saved Tuvok and Seven because...they're main cast members so they matter more than the thousands (possibly even millions) of people that will now be erased from existence or altered to have much worse lives.

I fucking hate when time travel stories try painting a character who is altering a timeline as heroic or morally grey. It's selfish and pure evil, full stop.

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The more things change...

>>218227868
I doubt anyone ever expected it wouldn't have some degree of scaffolding holding it up.

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>gay theater kids episode

>>218227940
Remember the time that Lezzie Dykes seethed and spammed /trek/ because Prodigy had a legit good season finale, and theirs was subversive trash?

>>218227935
If Q had appeared right after the Caretaker's array was destroyed and offered a finger-snap to get the ship home they would have taken it. Seven would have remained in the collective, Echeb and the other kids too, along with how many other good/bad deeds done across 7 years in the Delta quadrant?

>>218228014
>my brand of nutrek slop for retards is slightly less awful than your brand of nutrek slop for retards!
Fuck off

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>>218227940
'fans are furious'

OBJECTIVELY FALSE


as explained in previous thread

YES! There were fans of TOS who disliked TNG. Some fans hated the fact that it features a new crew HOWEVER
The first season of TNG is widely considered a bad season of television, with plenty of real stinkers.
Season two was a clear improvement, but it was season three when TNG genuinely became good.

The main reason TNG survived its first two rough seasons, despite their overall quality, is precisely because the majority of Trek fans continued to support it. That support held even though there were TOS fanatics who disliked the new cast, the different tone, and the new era .

By contrast, NuTrek doesn’t have that same goodwill behind it - and its low ratings reflect that.

tl;dr some TOS fanatics disliked TNG, but majority of Trek fans supported it

>>218228025
That's my point. They probably continued doing a bunch of mostly-good deeds. Why am I supposed to see preventing those deeds as anything but evil?

>>218227756
and people thought JJ was bad!
we ended up with JJ's cheaper non mexican equivalent

>>218228065
There's an ending for the new Voyager game where you ignore future Janeway's orders and steer away from the Borg to go home the long way instead. You get a montage showing how shit everybody's life was by the time they made it back, and how several of the crew you picked up along the way either died or left the ship. Tom is a cripple drinking himself to death, Tuvok lost his mind (if you didn't let Tuvix live), Seven and Chakotay both die along the way too and Admiral Janeway contemplates going back in time to try again.

>>218228038
I was merely pointing out how the manchild reddit & memey fans had a meltdown because the actual kids cartoon showed them up.

After all this time I still don't understand how The Federations economy works. Are all Federation worlds post-scarcity and moneyless? Is it only Earth that's moneyless? Are all only the core worlds moneyless?

>>218228157
Prodigy sucks, JJ Trek sucks

kill yourself Malencon

>>218228174
The existence of the replicator ends scarcity. If you're in the UFP, you have access to replicators and become post-scarcity. I guess it's feasible that some UFP planets might want to keep an economic system in place if they feel it is working and beneficial to society but again, replicators.

>>218227935
I'm sure there are plenty of aliens whose lives were made worse by Voyager too, inadvertently or otherwise, and maybe Janeway made terrible mistakes and decisions that a less desperate woman might have otherwise not inflicted on people.
Is it selfish? Probably. Was every decision you made in life a good one? Probably not. Would you be completely selfless after 16 miserable years knowing you could have done better, with the means to do so? It'd be better not to find out.
>>218228025
How many good deeds could they have done in the Alpha quadrant in the 7 years they lost? Maybe in that timeline they did even better work.

>>218228194
The Bolians are explicitly mentioned as having a bank so that kinda makes me scratch my head, I know there's a deleted scene from TNG that claims Bolius isn't a member world but they seem to be treated as such

>>218228178

I mean.... Prodigy is cartoon for kids....

>>218228174
>>218228194
>>218228224
Bad worldbuilding + no writer ever cared to state how the federation functions.

>>218228199
>How many good deeds could they have done in the Alpha quadrant in the 7 years they lost? Maybe in that timeline they did even better work.
Maybe they would've gotten mixed up in the Dominion War and been blown up in one of those huge fleet engagements? They left DS9 for the Badlands before all that shit popped off, didn't they? They didn't even know the Maquis had been wiped out until they started getting messages from home.

>>218228224
It still makes sense.

Just because a culture is inwardly post-scarcity doesn't mean they have no outward-facing trade.
If your planet isn't internally trading/hording its resources, that means ALL of your planet's resources are available for external trade which would made interstellar trade with other worlds/cultures easier, without all the red tape of private ownership tied into anything.

The Bank of Bolias always struck me as being so reliable because it's a UFP world with a post-scarcity economy which means your assets stored there are never at risk from the Bolians themselves, really, which would make them great asset holders.
>>218228250
You just lack imagination.

>>218228283
>Just imagine what writers are to lazy to make

Why not just make own sci fi then, huh?

>>218228194
>The existence of the replicator ends scarcity.

Why did the Federation wanted to buy vaccines from Africans?

>>218228297
When Star Trek was created, people were still intelligent and imaginative enough to fill gaps and read between the lines.

Have you never read a book?

>>218228231
prodigy is full of a lot of dumb nutrek shit too
>make a talaxian but call him a tellarite
>delta quadrant has tons of alpha quadrant shit in it
it was just funny to watch loser dorks scream and cry over the prodigy S1 finale having an actual star trek message in it vs. their dykening

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>>218228283
>Just because a culture is inwardly post-scarcity doesn't mean they have no outward-facing trade.
>If your planet isn't internally trading/hording its resources, that means ALL of your planet's resources are available for external trade which would made interstellar trade with other worlds/cultures easier, without all the red tape of private ownership tied into anything.
>The Bank of Bolias always struck me as being so reliable because it's a UFP world with a post-scarcity economy which means your assets stored there are never at risk from the Bolians themselves, really, which would make them great asset holders.

I like this explanation

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it ain't me

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I can't decide if I like, or hate this game.

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>>218228408
Did you keep getting the bug during ship battles where it won't let you click the abilities or torpedos? I got around it by using E to bring up the orders window and 1-3 for abilities, but it was still annoying as fuck.
Also there was a time or two where Tom/Tuvok's audio logs doubled a line or didn't match the text exactly.
Game needs some work but I enjoyed the few days I spent playing it.

>>218228263
Maybe they would've been integral to an early Federation victory, or Dominion victory.
Maybe Janeway would've blown up the wormhole.
It's an endless series of maybes, which isn't really conducive to morality because morality depends on consequence and causality.
You could argue that time travel itself is immoral, but it's better to have the option in a reality where other people have less qualms about it.
>>218228436
I gave up clicking for torpedoes and just used hotkeys.
The game still needs some polish, because modern videogames don't release in a finished state anymore.

>>218228350
>make a talaxian but call him a tellarite
Both races are fugly and should be de-canonized

>>218228174
>>218228194
They trade in energy/natural resources, in the TNG alt future episode they had limited replicator functionality in order to conserve power so I'd imagine running a replicator on a global scale would have massive energy requirements

>>218227659
Are Picardo and Giamatti in a contest for most scenery chewed in an episode?

>>218228194
>The existence of the replicator ends scarcity.

Replicators need energy. As does the FTL travel. Realistically, spaceships would be made of alloys, and it's unlikely replicators could make them, just how they can't make dilithium

>>218228408
>I can't decide if I like, or hate this game.
A perfectly translated Star Trek Voyager experience

Forgot how good the Sisko questioning Nog why he wants to join Starfleet scene was. DS9 did a great job at taking a dogshit villain from TNG & fully fleshing them out into something really interesting.

>>218228490
Planets/Systems/Territory in general are also still a resource of scarcity. They're not replicating starships or whole planets so consumption didn't abate, it just changes in scope and scale as the technology advances for each region of the universe.

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>>218228545
That actually helps.

>>218228454
>modern videogames don't release in a finished state anymore.
Imagine paying good money for an unfinished product.

>>218228614
Who pays for videogames these days?

>>218228641
Well somebody must, not (you) or I but somebody.

>>218228454
>The game still needs some polish, because modern videogames don't release in a finished state anymore.
The day 1 dlc got lambasted.

>>218228522
A single fusion generator produces nearly infinite energy, they have plenty for replication.

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>that Q episode where the Continuum is at war
>their whole motivation for driving towards peace is that their war is damaging subspace
>could end warp travel for everyone if they continue
>this is the thing that forces these immortals to finally reach an accord
This tells me that the Q would NEVER let "the burn" happen.

>>218228689
>dlc
>day 1
Why wouldn't that just be in the game already if they're releasing it along with the base game?
Has DLC lost any meaning?

>>218228781
STD has a throwaway line about how no one has heard from the Q in 300 years or something

>>218228795
Q is literally in Picard

Also, they are not at all bound by linear time and exist in all timelines.

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>Captain, the M-5 computer has shut down life support on decks 4 and 6 and re-routed that power to its imaging processors, I'm locked out of the environmental controls!
>Imaging? What's it imaging? Spock?
>I'll put it on-screen Captain. It appears to be Brad Pitt and Keanu Reeves having a fist fight... and now a giant Chinese dragon is laying waste to a city...
>Daystrom, shut that thing off!
>Hollywood is over, Captain!

I'd hate to be 15 years old, watching Voyager for the first time, & your parents walk in on one of Chakotay's Indian scenes, his medicine wheel my god.

>>218228888
kek'd and check'd, nice quads

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>>218228064
I love assmad autistic images like that. Just letting the dark side flow through them bust still can't stop themselves from typing paragraphs. The rage, the rage.

>>218228992
Are you Jarrett from DC Gen on /toy/?

>>218228064
Then you've got TrekBBS where the average age is 65 but they all hate TNG... and throw some disparaging remarks at TOS, too... they pretty much only like NuTrek. Makes you wonder how they were fans to begin with.

>my cake queen tilly is back
>she is going to seriously help children get over their war trauma
>am excited, maybe this can be good
>tilly being serious has the potential to be great! what can she have in store
>"THEATER"
Im ready to die now

>>218229133
>they all hate TNG... and throw some disparaging remarks at TOS, too... they pretty much only like NuTrek
I can't envision that such an audience exists.

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>>218229171
And I forgot my image ;_:

>>218229171
Someone said she lost weight recently, why does she look like a piggy in this ‘sode?

>>218229173
It's small but it does, and it baffles me, too.

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>>218229042
Idk but whoever they are they are pretty rad.

>>218228781
Well yeah I don’t think the current writers of “star trek” actually know anything about Star Trek other than what they get by glimpsing through wikipedia summaries

>>218229200
That disappointed me too... she is much thinner irl.... did they like make her get tubby or something......

>>218229200
It was filmed over a year ago and like everyone else she lost her weight rapidly using ozempic

>>218228781
Thank god that it's not canon then.

>>218228178
Seething Decksfag

>>218229246
>>218229256
Remember when Mac randomly got fat and skinny again because they thought it would be funny back in the 00s when it actually took a lot of work for an actor to do. And now it’s just a normal 3-month change with every actor here in the big 26 lmfao

>>218229316
*Mac in Always Sunny in Philly
I should have specified, if it wasn’t obvious

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>tfw Ozempic is cheaper than your anti-seizure medication
At least when I bite my tongue and choke on my own blood I won't be fat.

>>218229316
The not-so-big 26

>>218228548
It really shows the subtle mind control techniques used by the Federation to enslave their officers

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>>218229400
Put a spoon in your mouth

>>218229294
I don't watch nutrek slop unlike you faggot

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>it's a one actor plays two characters and their eyelines never line up episode
They did fork out for a pretty good motion-control shot, though

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>>218229171
Picardo chewed the scenery with the resolve of a raging rodent and with the bilious bloviaton of a belching bovine

Howdy.

Is this place any closer to figuring out the "origami chicken" line.

If not, this could be your "But during the stone age..."

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>>218229877
Ask >>>/po/

>>218229904
>Ask >>>/po/
Holy shit those people are weird
TOILET PAPER TUBE GENERAL
>>>/po/628427

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>>218229877
>If not, this could be your "But during the stone age..."
I don't know what that means

I prefer rotisserie.

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>>218229042
That place is a radioactive wasteland
Supposedly some of the mutants and survivors are meeting up at the Mcfarlane Toys booth at zolocon this weekend in Valley Forge, Pennsylvania though
Might be some of those Wave 1 Nacelle transporter accident Trek toys there

>>218229208
lol

>watch TNG on TV
>ads about male urine leakage, flu vaccinations, life insurance and cremation services
Hmm, I see

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>>218229770
Shoutout to TOS for attempting this way back in 1966.They didn’t have the tech for it but dammit they tried!

>>218230118
I’m 34 and TNG is my favorite show. This is probably a case of the only people who haven’t moved onto streaming/piracy are extremely old people who have the TV playing in the background 24/7.
I work with Medicare patients and this is extremely common to hear in the background when they call us.

>>218230118
I get ads for coworkers health problems. I kept seeing ads for diabetes and ED and made a joke about it at work, then a lieutenant on the bridge looked at his console in silence for the rest of the day. Turns out, he's on a beetus trek.

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This is incredible.

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>>218230244
Is that the Fat Controller? Where is his top hat?

>>218229316
Everyone has been tom cruse maxxing for like 20 years, when you put on weight on purpose to preserve your face when not filming

So its not too crazy its just how you do it nw, ozempic just made it so you don't need a 400k a year trainer to do it

Why would a book need to specify whether or not the main character is black? Just don't mention his skin colour and you could have published your stupid book.

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I just finished Enterprise. I've already watched TNG, Voyager and DS9 before. That means there's only one good Trek left to watch.
Yup, it's finally time for Kirk and Spock.

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>>218230425
Enjoy your JewJew Trek, pakled

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>>218229967
Literally no one knows. There are theories.

There's "stupid writing" and then there's literally not being able to parse what they're saying. Kurtzmantrek is full of lofty dialogue that sounds dramatic but I'm now comparing it to Chrischan and his comic that people have been arguing about since 2005.

>>218230335
Ozempic is a lifetime prescription, thoughbeit. Once you get off it, you gain the weight right back. The drug works by paralyzing your digestive system so you don't feel hungry.

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>>218230425
>That means there's only one good Trek left to watch
Two

How bad are the JJ movies? I've managed to mostly avoid post-enterprise Trek (with the exception of Picard) is it the precursor to the low-brow obnoxious writing of modern Trek

>>218230588
>How bad are the JJ movies?
Shit. But decent compared to NuTrek. They're not worse than Nemesis.

>>218230539
I think Chris confirmed the joke was people in the Stone Age were so stupid they needed to be told things twice.

origami chicken jockey

>>218230425
idiotic capeshit

>>218230653
That makes about as much sense as any answer we're ever going to get from Alex Kurtzman.

>>218229877
>>218230788
forbidden us all irrevocably

>>218230546
If you eat less for a protracted period of time, tough, your stomach will shrink and you will naturally need to eat less to satisfy your hunger once you go off the meds

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and this is our son's room

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>>218230588
JewJew Trek is Kurtzman Trek. There's very little difference. They're both dumbed down, trend-chasing garbage.

The only difference is that the trends that were being chased in 2009 are different (and more digestible) than the ones being chased now which are utterly repulsive to human beings with a brain.

But 2009 Trek is just as vapid and retarded as Kurtzman Trek below its surface level. Making Kirk into the flanderized "Kirk Drift" Kirk is an unforgivable sin. Making Spock ANGRY AHHHHHHH. Yo let's do a MODERN MUSIC SEQUENCE!!!!.
Just a shitty product of a better time, kind of the same reason why people like the Star Wars prequels.

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ai upscales are getting better and better
ignore the jutter, it's there for copyright reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIEJpmjseiY

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>>218231019
vs DVD & mpv treatment

>>218231019
Buy an ad.

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>>218230989
Even without the retarded story, characters and dialogue he is a terrible director

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some races are different

>>218227659
Do you guys think that copy Doctor from living witness might have died in the Burn, on the way to alpha quadrant?

>>218231019
but this looks like shit

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>Remember, man does not own land! Anyway, want to join my terrorist organisation so we can fight to own land?

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>>218230957
>Computer, locate Ensign Anon
>"Ensign Anon is not on the ship"

>>218231019
I love that episode, what a neat concept.

>>218231256
No idea what The Burn is.

>>218231446
Maybe you should watch more STAR TREK®

>>218231256
He was a museum exhibit. He didn't have a mobile emitter. I don't think he could ever leave the museum.

spiner is not a good actor

>>218231467
Star Trek ended in 2005.

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These things walk among us.

>>218231572
Not according to Memory Alpha and I trust wikis more than women and faggots, of which you are one.

>>218231578
I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

>>218231593
Only women and faggots would take a wiki as the authority on phony fake Trek but, sure.

>>218231578
How is Ozempic so fast? Tilly was still a massive chubster in the episode

>>218231593
The famous star trek wiki maintained by straight white male nerds.

>>218231593
>I trust wikis
lol
lmao

>>218227659
how much do you think picardo level trek actors would charge to hang out with me on a yatch for 3 days and do star trek cruise shit? it looks like a lot of fun except for all the gross old and fat people everywhere

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>>218228436

>>218231665
you lose about 1/2 pound everday you dont eat. you dont need drugs. dont even need to exercise or count calories just dont eat every other day and you will lose at least 100lbs in a year.

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'Lower Decks! Lower Decks!" chant begins. Trekkies are doing the Chu Chu Dance in the aisles.

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>>218231752

>>218231752
what is it with black women and pulling their hair out? she might look almost human if she stopped 10 years ago

>>218231752
They're saying "Power Guest"

>>218231752
2 chicks 1 wang

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More awards for New Trek.

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>>218231843

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They wasted Lee Meriwether on a pretty bad third season episode

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Welcome back Angel.

>>218231726
lol

>>218231593
Maybe 15 years ago

>there are anon who are new enough to /trek/ they don't know about the numerous memory alpha cuckenings

>>218231301
Heya-hoya Heya-hoya

>>218231301
There is "owning the land" as in i fight for my land against invaders

And

"Owning the land" in that you strip it of all resources and leave it worthless to the next generation.

When you hear Indians and Tolkien talk about Owning the Land they are referring to the later sentiment

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>>218231887
I can't believe I actually thought they were going to let her be thin

>>218227663
WHY must this CONSTANTLY be posted in EVERY Trek general, you deviant obsessed piece of shit? I've long since stopped participating in Trek generals because I'm fucking sick of you retarded faggots constantly spamming the same shit over and over and over. Yes, we get it, you have nothing else of value to say. It will never happen btw, you pathetic weirdo. Fuck you. End Communication, tab closed. Unironically kill yourself.

>>218231593
You mean Memory alpha that has replaced all pictures of old trek characters with their awful nu trek representatives?

>>218231483
They said at the end of the episode that he did, and flew to alpha quadrant.

>>218231486
Nice bait mate.

>>218231578
>it's the most Discovery that Academy has been

...that a compliment?

>>218232038
he wasnt affected by the burn because that dumbass shit only happened in the shitty alt timelines that stem from kelvin.

>>218231843
LMAO Section 31 was so badly directed it didn't even qualify for a theatrical run. You know how many dogshit movies still made it to wide release?

>>218231752
Lower Decks is solid 9/10 series.

>>218231887
Captain Killy!

>>218232046
not bait, he is not a good actor. he can be entertaining, especially on stage and in comedies but he is not a good actor. and based on his resume hollywood agrees with me.

>>218232092
Not everyone needs to be in blockbusters and 10 movies a year, to be considered good actors.

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>>218232022
it was a Fuck You, End Communication, tab closed hazard

I'm never going to a Trek con again after seeing how degenerate Lower Faggots turned them into Bronycon

>>218232022
Maybe someone wants to have sex with Shran?

star trek tab closing with shran

>>218232038
That planet was what, 40,000 ly from the Alpha quadrant? He could've made it back in >70 years. How far into the future is Living Witness? They say he stayed on as chief doctor of that world for many years but not how many. When does "the burn" happen in that garbage non-canon slop they're calling Star Trek these days?

>>218232134
Sex on de beach? Only if it's with Shran!

>>218232108
no, they need to have talent. spiner has funny faces and voices

Spiner can't act. he can do "bits"

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>>218232173
>Spiner can't act. he can do "bits"
He can only do 10 bits: 0 and 1.

>>218232114
It’s the same people. Just a different generation

>>218232140
he was stuck in the backup module for a few hundred years before the holohoaxer found him. theres not enough info to place it exactly but its close enough that we should be worried they will remember and bring him back for some old fashioned split screen pandering.

>>218232022
If you can't accept ritualposting, you have no business being in a general in the first place.
My favorite star trek is TNG.

>>218232114
>ruins the franchise, fanbase, conventions, casual conversation, everything
Was that their endgame with that shitty cartoon?

>>218232140
The Burn happened in 3069. In Living Witness Doctor is reactivated 700 years into the future. We don't know how long he stayed on that planet before he left for home.

>>218232215
First as tragedy, then as farce.

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>>218232215
LD is the least worst of the nutreks. For what it's worth.

>>218232233
>Whoever wrote this thought it was cute thing to say

>>218232233
How is this image quality attained?

>>218232238
No it's fucking not you troglodyte I swear to fucking god, there is no "less worse" nutrek it's all terrible, it's all an affront on nature. I swear if Lower Standards wasn't a flash animated cartoon there wouldn't even BE a fanbase for it. Kill yourselves, all of you. I'm done fucking around.

Brent Spiner carried TNG on his back.

>>218232245
>>218232233
The thing is to, in her culture it wouldn’t be a whimsical thing to say that remarks on how short lived her species is (which is the intention for the viewer) it would be like telling your girlfriend she looks like a 10 year old.

>>218232266
That's pushing it.

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>>218232263
it was an I'm done fucking around hazard

>>218232293
Fuck off Transa you will never be a real woman

>>218232277
If Ocampa hit adulthood after 1 year, wouldn't they be growing almost visibly fast? Every two weeks they'd look a year older, that'd be one hell of an accelerated childhood.

>>218232266
even if we agreed he carried it that wouldnt make him a good actor

There's a fire hazard in that nebula

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>>218232263
colm down, buddy.

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>>218232303
Ask the expert

>>218232303
The more we hear about Ocampas, the more obvious it becomes how little thought they put into their species. Literally nothing makes sense about them.

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>Come back to thread
>Brent Spiner attack force is also back
No idea why people seethe so much over an actor who hasn't been relevant in over 30 years

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>>218232300
it was a transa gender identity hazard

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Maybe if you guys watched actual good sci-fi cartoons you would realize just how shitty Lower Decks actually is.

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I go to /g/ and /v/ and tell them this is thread you hangout in

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>>218232233
honestly they should have brought her character back instead focusing on sisco in academy. would have made the show much better with her

>>218232315
CALM!!?? CALM NEVER GOT ME A DAMN THING!!!

>>218232315
>Gene thought he was cooking with those uniforms

>>218232322
Ocampas answer the question “what if dogs were people”

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>>218232339
>sisco

>>218232331
Prodigy is just as great as Lower Decks.

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>>218232331
>tomino this tomino that
it's just a brand of shitty pizza rolls dude

>>218232331
>watching cartoons

>>218232331
You know Tomino hates cartoons in general, right?

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there were parts i liked

>transa
>tillyfag
>trekkie229
It's a goddamn discord reunion. Fuck this, I'm making a stealth thread.

>>218232344
yeah but I wouldn't fuck an Ocampan on the regular

>>218232322
Maybe they evolved under extreme conditions with an extremely low average age of mortality, pressures which selected for those who mature quickly enough to pass on their genes before a young death? Idk that's the best I can pull out of my ass.

>oh nooooooowo wowowo the spatial anomaly has rearranged the layout of the shiperino!!! Whatever shall weeee doooo
this 0 dollar budget voyager makes me so angry. why would the ship still work

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>>218228408
You can endlessly kill Tuvix, what's not to love?

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>>218232331
I liked Pantheon

What happened to the /tg/ general? They loved nutrek and it made a nice containment for them

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it was a goddamn discord reunion hazard

>>218232411
Isn't there someone you forgot?

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>>218232325
masks was just on
most of my post are comments on whatever episode i am half watching presently.

>>218232466
No.

>>218232361
Doesn't that show have a character named Jenkem Nog or something like that?

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>>218232411
Yet I am the only one with enough balls to post with a tripcode still. Odd.

>>218232503
Jankom Pog, and he's a Tellarite.

>>218232512
You give people the option to filter you out. I respect that.

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>>218232512
Beefers confirmed for having testicles

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>violent, savage race born addicted to drugs

>>218232582
I love her character, she's so much fun.

>>218232604
Yeah she's funny

>>218232478
Masks was just on Sky Mix today in the UK too

>>218232325
>No idea why people seethe so much over an actor who hasn't been relevant in over 30 years
Tell me you hate Trek without telling me you hate Trek. This man was second comming of Spock.

>>218232780
>This man was second comming of Spock.
No, LeVar Burton was.

>>218232780
>>218232837
Imagine not realizing LeVar Burton was the new Spock. This is why we need ritualposts because the autists need continuous reinforcement.
Also, star trek sex with shran

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>>218232478
Brent was infamously salty they dumped that episode on him after filming multiple Data heavy episodes in a row as well as Generations. I'd be salty too.

>>218232238
It's probably the worst one of all. Starfleet Academy exists because of it.

I don't understand how anyone could like Enterprise.

>>218232512
Oh wow it's bashirfaggot, hi bashirfaggot

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A tale as old as time.

>>218233026
THE
NEW
SPOCK

>>218228408
I pirated it because I knew it wasn't worth the 50+DLC dollarydoos and I was correct, I played through in two sittings, it was inoffensive but ultimately uninteresting rehash of plot points of a tv series I've watch a million time and it seemed to punish you whenever you didn't do exactly what janeway did on the show at least the few times I did and little to no "gameplay" other than clicking through menus, and having bellana on hand to give you a shield refresh in the "combat" made that a trivial affair. If it's on sale on steam in the future for under $5 maybe get it for a giggle but otherwise it's a total turd.

>>218232999
it's just people being performative don't worry about it

>>218232993
kek when the nappy haired negress self inserted herself as the new dax

>hey neelix how do talaxians react to getting cucked

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>>218232999
It's called "faith" brownskin.

>>218232999
Before I watched it I thought it was cringe crying eagle nevar 4get shit. To some degree it is, but it actually still feels like Star Trek and they were actually getting into more interesting plot right when it got cancelled.

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>average vulcan meal

boomer niggas actually thought this species was cool
lmao

>>218233329
looks crunchy and full of water and very refreshing when on a spaceship with recycled air

>>218231887
Episode Ate?

>>218233329
Love that moment when Phlox is talking to her while she eats finger food with a fork and he just grabs a celery

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>>218233329
I've yet to see a fat vulcan.

>>218233369
I wish Phlox was my primary care doctor

>>218233369
>>218233434
Phlox is a great character honestly. And ENT has a lot of funny little moments like this that give it that Trek charm

>>218233425
Prior to NuTrek there weren't fat anythings except Pakleds and Klingons.

>>218233433
>fraiser revival was 3 years ago
Oof

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I like ENT more than VOY.

>>218233425
There was a fat Vulcan in the ep with the shipful of knifeears who laugh and eat chicken

>>218233451
so you're saying ENT is nutrek?

>>218233456
posted it in the wrong thread
please forgive this humiliation
>>218233450
Bit of an autismo thing to say but I liked Trip's swearing.
I mean it's gentle stuff (bitch/bastard/damn) but it really reinforced the ENT crew being closer to our type of unenlightened humans, yet albeit advanced enough to be different from us. They don't see any big meanie words that are alien by the 23rd century (a la Star Trek 4).
On the whole I think Enterprise did an amazing job making them less evolved than the 23rd/24th century but more evolved than our century.

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>>218233433
NO!
Me and my dad are huge Frasier fans. He watched the first episode of the reboot and said it sucks.

>>218233451
There were fat Cardassians.

>>218233493
name one fat person in Enterprise

and Phlox is not fat. He is a chunky Denobulan teddy bear.

>>218233505
>Frasier
>Picard
>Will

>>218232300
Imagine looking at the fire hazard poster and seeing a tranpersona, the internet has done a number on you ;_;

>>218233521
there was an obese Vulcan in Enterprise did you even fucking watch it?

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Do trains still exist in the year 3000? and are aliens also familiar with them?

>>218233450
I like the one sided banter between Phlox and T'Pol. He ribs her for preaching IDIC but refusing to experience it.

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>>218233473
>Just because they smile and eat chicken doesn't mean they've learned to master their emotions.

>>218233538
They're definitely running some in that academy

>>218233505
>Frasier
>Picard
>WIll & Grace
>Harry Potter on HBO
>Simpsons Movie #2
>Scrubs rebooted yesterday
>Malcolm in the Middle
>Dexter

why is so much 90s/00s shit just being revived?
why does nobody have any ideas about anything anymore?
>>218233537
haven't rewatched it in years
obese vulcan doesn't ring a bell

>>218233451
There was a fat Romulan in The Pegasus

>>218233538
The car lobby is so strong in America that a basic metro system (sans people shooting up heroin and fentanyl) seems 4th millenium to them

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>the basic metro system in question

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>>218233582
pretty sure theres still more miles of rail in the US than the rest of the world combined but china might have closed the gap. eurofags will never know freedom

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>>218233570
auditors ask questions when they see you lost a billion dollars on a new idea with unknown talent. auditors do not ask questions when frasier 2 loses money.
i dont understand why people dont understand its a business first, and an extremely jewish business. plan A is always to make a profit without delivering a viable product.

>>218233632
rail is taken up with freight trains running oil and cargo containers, they scrapped all the passenger lines except amtrak which is for tourism

How many colonist worlds does the Federation have?

>>218233632
China is pretty close in total, but they also have more high-speed than everyone else combined.

>>218233695
but why wasn't the 90s filled with people trying to plagiarise shit from the 60s like Lucille Ball or the Mary Tyler Moore show or What's My Line?

Humans are so uninnovative. Everything up until Shakespeare and Don Quixote was just derivative of the Iliad and Odyssey over and over and over again. And even everything was derivative of those four until the 19th century arguably.
Just weird that the 20th/early 21st was so jampacked full of gloriousness and now we're devolved back into our plebeian state.

>>218233719
Unknown.
The commonly cited figure for Federation planet membership is 154 but that very likely excludes colonies with identical species. That's probably star systems instead of planets too. I don't think anyone would be claiming Venus/Jupiter away from the humans.

>>218233695
It just sucks when a show has a satisfying ending and then the legacy sequel undoes everything to force the characters back into status quo. And it doesn't even do anything meaningful with the time the characters have been away. Half the time the endgame couple gets divorced. It's pity porn for aging millennials.

>>218233752
The c-suite hadn't completely taken over creative. Once we finally dropped the regulations & let business schools decide how "democracy" is run, it's been nothing but shit since.

I'm a 90s born millennial and I think 80s born millennials can get fucked

Can you be charged with holodeck crimes?

>>218233932
I'm 70s born GenX and lol, lmao even.

>>218233932
The generations are fucked, I think there is more to a group that is something like 1987-1996 than there are anything else millennial. I have a friend born something like 4 years before me & he's obsessed with 80s culture that he sort of grew up in but came of age in the 90s. I meanwhile want nothing to do with the 80s.

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This happened. And you helped.

>>218233937
What's a holodeck crime?

>>218233752
its mostly because theyve grown increasingly dependent on accounting tricks and the rules have changed to make it easier
they also did other stuff instead to similar effect. more spinoffs, fraiser started 10 years after cheers. and more reunion specials because there was an understanding that nostalgia isnt enough to support revivals so they would be better served cashing in with a 2 hour special that costs nothing to produce.

>>218233982
Frasier started a few months after Cheers though.

>>218233981
Sexual assault

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>>218233752
>"but why wasn't the 90s filled with people trying to plagiarise shit from the 60s?" he asked, in a thread about a series of late 80s/90s shows that revived a 1960s property

>>218233570
Academy is literally trying to be its own show and people radically hate it

>>218234058
90s Trek and 60s Trek couldn't be more different ACTUALLY

>>218233982
It's probably also a tax scam where the actor is given something to do with a paper trail so they can stay on the SAG payroll a bit longer. I refuse to believe some 35 year old is dying for more Scrubs/Buffy/Malcolm/X-Files.

>>218234076
It's getting shit on for trying to be like every other streaming show, not that it's trying something different within Trek. They aimed for Degrassi in space, got it, and no one really wants it. A show without an audience in mind.

>>218234111
Modern media is bizarre.

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was she too sexy?
Kate Mulgrew may have had a point you know

>>218234111
They aren't, the studios are petrified of new concepts & new ideas because streaming in of itself is a failure & not the material. It's why a lot of studios have went back to the model of making something themselves but selling the property to stream elsewhere.

They think 6 episodes to start will make a franchise as big as GOT was, they have no ambition but a ton of fear, and that fear is a publicly traded company bumping you off for not hitting more sweet dividends.

>>218234053
you can't put your crewmates in a holographic torture dungeon.

>>218234149
Fans were pleased to masturbate to her body.

The USS Ozempic

>>218234166
I knew even 10 years ago when Netflix was spending billions on content and only charging $13/month there was no way the model was profitable. And then every studio decided to do the same thing with their own streaming service.

>>218233570
Dude they’ve been doing nothing but rehashing for well over a decade now. South Park had a whole season about memberberries and it was the 2016 election season come to think of it lol

>>218234084
60s trek is manifest destiny space cowboys and 90s trek is Clinton era UN peace keeping

>>218234149
She was honestly too sexy for TV. She is a true 11/10. The type of women wars are fought over, the type that makes presidents