What's not?

>>220437952
I mean yeah. it's less reddit than The Martian, but yeah. It was reddit at reddit's most harmless. I liked it

>>220437952
Its hope kino

Name one Reddit thing that happened during this movie

>>220438206
Fist my bump

>>220437952
>2000s 4chan is ... le reddit.
Yawn.

>>220438206
he's "so hecking smart", but works as a school teacher

Can't believe this was a cinema movie.

Stargate SG1 had better space scenes and that's 30 years ago on shoestring budget.

>>220438329
He has a phd in molecular biology from what I remember
Do you think smart people can't be teachers? Also he's not even depicted *that * smart in the movie.

>>220438389
He absolutely is too smart and has expertise way outside of his field of expertise. He solves how to recalculate his travelroute to catch rocky at the end of the movie with a whiteboard and a marker. He teaches himself how to pilot a spaceship. He reprogams a computer to do google translate for him in real-time.
t. person with PhD in molecular biology that could do most of the Astrophage or Taumoeba stuff but none of his lingustics or astrophysics shit.

>>220438470
>noooo you can only ever do what you’re specifically educated to do nooooooo

Low iq cope

>>220438389
>Also he's not even depicted *that * smart in the movie.
he comes from his school teacher job, and on his own solves a problem that all the scientists of the world were trying to solve for teh good of mankind?

They drug him and send to save the world against his will because they know nobody is more competent than he is.


>Do you think smart people can't be teachers?
im sure this question gets upvotes

I usually like the Goose in everything but I thought we was completely miscast here, I didn't like his performance at all

>>220438470
Do you think molecular biologists don't do programming? Lmao
>astrophysics
He was specifically a biologist with a focus on interplanetary life you fucking retard.
I'll grant you the intercept path thingy, but the propellant is hand waved away anyway and kind of assumes some magical device that can propel you in any direction. Since they discussed the propellant it probably works as a basic "point it in direction x and accelerate" thingy, and then it'd just calculating a bunch of super basic coordinates in spaces via vectors. But sure it requires some suspension of disbelief regarding how they'd find each other and the simplicity of the steering.

>>220437952
Been a while since i have seen a good movie like this. The only thing that was a bit lazy was the bare end part of the plot, but i was fully satisfied so i did not care. The beginning was kind of slow but once it got rolling i felt like that star wars onions guy, switching between cheering and crying like a bitch constantly. Goose was straight lovable. It has the right message too. I sound lebbit but shit was good.

>>220438329
>>220438378
>Stargate SG1 had better space scenes and that's 30 years ago on shoestring budget.
Don't listen to this retard

>>220438538
It takes years of dedicated study to achieve the level of proficecency in one field of science that Grace displays for multiple fields. If he was in his 50s and the movie told us that he worked at NASA before, okay maybe I'd buy it, but the movie tells us he did a PhD in molecular biology (Technically astrobiology since he was complaining about the Goldilocks zone when he got kicked out) and then went on to do middleschool science. Would he know the speed of light? Sure, that comes up in his classroom. Would he know how to pilot a spacecraft to the level of recalculating flightpaths to the precision needed to intercept another craft thats thousands of kilometers away? Highly doubt that.
>>220438603
I am a molcular biologist you fucking retard, the most programming any biologist I've ever met has done is using R to automate evaluating flow cytometry data. In fact, a good colleague of mine spends all day doing molecular dynamic simulations of protein-protein interactions. I watched the movie with him and brought up that exact same point. He also said he wouldn't even know where to start programming a software like that. I wouldn't know where to start.
>Hurf you're just all dumb, Grace could totally do it
Why? Why would this molecular biologist also have this understanding of programming, linguistics and piloting?
>astrophysics
>He was specifically a biologist with a focus on interplanetary life you fucking retard.
You're too fucking retarded to understand my point. He is refered to as having a degree in molecular biology. His thesis has a part discussing his disdain of the goldilocks zone and how water is not needed for life. Those claims are part of the field of astrobiology, if his thesis deals with these themes he should be refered to as an astrobiologist, I refer to his weird competence in astrophysics in regard to him rerouting his spaceship, which is dependent on his understanding of how objects travel in space.

>>220437952
Fun movie, but it's still all NASA propaganda nonsense.

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>Let logic drive the story. Focus on being entertaining, not delivering a message...
>People keep saying I have strong female characters in The Martian. But there’s no feminist message. I never have a point or a goal when I’m writing a story. All I want is to entertain the reader. I’m not trying to push an agenda, to make a political or an ideological point.
Based Andy Weir.

>>220438764
here to shut you up, in the movie he has an AI system on the ship+ he makes a lot of beginner mistakes+ he already knows a fuckton about planets, and distances so what remains is just basic control of the ship which the ai helps him with a lot.

>>220438764
>i'm a retard and I know a retard, so smart people couldn't exist
Cool buddy, well I know a biologist who's a decent programmer and also could easily calculate you a flight path because he's addicted to KSP. And he doesn't even have a phd.
You also vastly overestimated two other things:
>the time it takes to learn controlling a spaceship with a manual provided and multiple months of time
>how convenient it is to control given spaceship considering its got its own advanced ai assistant

>>220438869
>I’m not trying to push an agenda, to make a political or an ideological point.
>Goes on Critical Drinkers podcast
Which one is it?

>>220437952
sometimes things are reddit but still good, like the princess bride

>>220438906
What was Weir's agenda in his books?

>>220438206
every scene with the reddit alien

>>220438206
The dialogue.
Every single line is permeated with the Joss Wheedon style of delivering a quirky kip or making a sarcastic comment. Even the most serious lines have to throw in a joke someway or another to avoid sentimentality.

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>>220437952
>>220438105
Are you those fucking faggots who try to call everything non-MCU and that take more than two brain cells to understand "reddit"? Quit trying to bring everything down to your retard level.

>>220438764
dear retard, nowadays programming is just a basic skill anyone can have, kind of like being fluent in english. not to mention nowadays a"i" can basically do it for you ( thats one of the best use cases of ai, translating from human language to programming language, allowing one further step away from the 0s and 1s )

also degrees are literally paper. all skills and knowledge you will ever have you will obtain by yourself or are to a high degree naturallly innate to you (like linguistics), and either you are capable or a retard, practice in the matter changing little. being enroled in the social ritual to obtain the paper is irrelevant to all of that. i understand it can be hard to grasp for retards

grace's feats in the movie are not particularly unbelievable

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Why does it look like a camrip lol?

It was good.

>>220438329
His scientific work was laughed out the community

>>220440256
cope redditor

>>220438906
>goes on famous movie reviewers podcast when his movie is released

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i turned it off when he started started playing charades with baby yoda. i thought you guys were joking when you said it's 'reddit' but boy you were right

>>220442535
can you stop being a tranny and just critique the film?

>>220437952
I had such a rollercoaster watching this. I was bored out of my mind after awhile but once it started to get into third act I have never cried that much watching a movie. Probably 30 minutes of water exiting my eyes. The decisions they made were so brave. That part where Grace tried to escape and they made him look bad was really interesting. The characters grew on me a lot. The security guard and the German Girlboss were people I want to know IRL. The ending was amazing IMO. Do you guys think that they made the enclosure look like that because its the only part of Earth Grace could remember?

Lord and Miller are right too Sign of The Times is the ultimate 2010s song.

I feel like women haven't caught up to this film this should be one of the favorite movies of all time for people who love tearjerkers.

>>220438206
I agree the jokes were "Reddit" honestly though I kinda liked them after awhile, its more like Millennial Humor done right.

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>>220443083
this shit got me so bad

Was Rocky gay? Or Eridians have no male/female distinction?

>>220443594
biological hermaphrodites

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>>220437952
>It's reddit
Project Hail Mary does give off some strong "The Martian" vibes, and I don't think I've ever seen anything more leddit than The Martian.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGF9oQ67QDY
such an awesome scene

>>220443668
It makes sense that Rocky did a b-line straight to Grace. From his perspective he saw Grace's astrophage engines glowing at him the entire approach to Tau Ceti.

just watched it, can confirm it was fairly reddit. when that track happened it became quite kino though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsSRIjgJDnI
just another example of how music can change a movie.

>>220437952
it is nasa/competency propaganda but beyond that it is a good film
not many good films get produced anymore and i enjoyed it

>>220443782
This was the "Docking" scene of Hail Mary. OST in general was solid.

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>>220443668
>awesome
>ermahgerd
>like totally awesome, you guys

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>cuckface_soylent-grin_manbabby_millennial_soyboy_629.jpg

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>>220443083
You are such a massive fag

>>220440798
i liked the film grain

>>220438206
Nothing. Users conflate reddit with woman. It's a movie for weepy women

>>220437952
Calling things reddit means you came from there.

>>220444517
>women understanding fraternity and brotherhood

Fist my bump.

>>220440256
>>220233304
go back cringy faggot

I hated this movie so goddamn much. Jesuschrist.

My GOD the OST. The OST might be one of the main reasons why this movie is so goddamn awful. There is absolutely no grandeur, the guy is saving not only humanity but the Alien's planet too and it's like the ironic funny millennial bullshit.

GODDAMIT. I fucking hated this movie. We can't even have serious space movies anymore

>>220443631
It's based on a book written by the redditor that wrote The Martian. I kid you not, redditors are sending him their copies of the book so that he signs them. They're literally obsessed about this book and Rocky

>>220437977
Fpbp. All movies by definition are Reddit, same with books

>>220446412
>There is absolutely no grandeur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L9SE5FarYk
what?

>>220437952
Tis.

>>220446512
Kino

the movie is leagues ahead of the book it's insane. Andy Weir the hack somehow made the astrophage exchange between Rocky and Grace so unfeeling and muted. as far as I can remember it's a topic that comes up and Rocky is just like "Oh I can give you some no worries" and Grace just celebrates internally, the scene is the movie is perfect. perfect in every way.

Jesuschrist /tv/ celebrating this movie. The subversion has won. There are no places left for people that can see through the matrix.

Fuck this shit

>>220447425
please help me see though the reddirix

Saying something is reddit, is reddit. redditors, like vegans can't go without bringing it up when nobody fucking cares

>>220438869
This is "eat your cake and have it too" territory.
>Yes there is a girl boss in the movie but I am not pushing woke ideology, I swear.

Interstellar, The Martian and PHM were all great. Any other space epics worth watching?

Amaze-amaze/10

I wish there was a way to identify all people that liked this movie. It was so goddamn bad that to me it's even worse than those that got 3 or 4 boosters

>>220438206
90% of the dialogue is reddit. Its so fucking annoying. There was a really great movie in all this quip slop. Unfortunately its a 6/10.

>>220437952
So it lives rent free in your head and you whine about it in order to fit in around here?

>>220447559
Vegans are brought up far more frequently by people trying to talk shit than Vegans themselves. Your post, for example. Lots of tools make meat an important part of their personality, think buying ground beef at a grocery store makes them bad ass

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Give this one a try

I could have gone without the uplifting feminine dance music

>>220438764
Orbital mechanics isn't that hard. You just need to know the basics that you should have learned in school.
You can throw a rock at a dog, right? Its instinctual just imagine you're the rock, remember there is no friction and go from there.

>>220448117
It ruined the entire movie

>>220438206
Goose did that sissy scream

It disgusts me how /tv/ only talks about movies when their torrents are released. This is why we can't get good kinos anymore. People used to go to the cinema, buy the DVD, merch. And because of y'all now we only get Netflix crap. Fuck piracy

>>220438206
The only legit reddit thing was Grace and Carl buying things for the experiment

>>220437952
True.

>project hail Mary is pure reddit cringe
>project hail Mary is also the only decent movie that's come out in the last several years
Brutal, film industry is fucked

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>>220447916
Watch 2010.

It's everything Project Hail Mary is but without the Reddit. It's nothing like the slow navel gazing of 2001 and even the Drinker highly recommends it.

>>220444517
it's above all made for zoomers. fast cuts, forced quirkiness, exaggerated lightness that leans toward happy nihilism, musical comedy parts. i've seen this exact same formula in recent netflix horror and sci-fi films

>>220440798
Because it is. There's no way it's out yet.

>>220437952
Its for kids and its fun and nice except for the german bitch singing

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>>220443594
>another retard who doesn't recognise a rocky reference.... on /tv/ of all places
Seriously, does anyone even watch movies here?

>>220437952
>leatherman sales ad
ok so now that were here
when do we get a SHTF bugout bag cinematic experience where some hero fights his way through the post apocalyptic environment with his trusty bag full of tricks and his toyota pickup?

>>220437952
Seethe fourchanneler

>>220450100
the reference to Close encounters was funny

>>220438206
Goose's mannerisms during the majority of the film. That being said all the quippiness and excessive levity during most of the film made it all the more impactful when rocky broke out of his containment and subjected himself to horrific oxidation burns to engage the automated spin profile and drag Grace back to the medbot

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>>220437952
Based Ryan

>>220438329
>phd on some stuff (i can't remember what)
>writtes some essays and shit
>goes against the top guy on his field with a retarded theory everyone laughs at
he commited career suicide, thus he went to teaching.

>>220437952
wow what an original fuckin thread

>>220443617
>biological hermaphrodites
a thing humans arent(unless your mom does crack and shit while pregnant),
you might as well pretend you are a werewolf, and be equally retarded.

>>220447425
>i have to like everything popular because.. uh..

>>220450581
>i have to hate everything popular because.. uh..

>>220443083
>The decisions they made were so brave.
what the fuck

This is for children, females and old people.

>>220450389
Are you Indian

>>220448676
There were a lot of threads when it released in theaters and it dickrode the box office to the point of STILL being played in theaters now, I can buy a ticket to 7 cinemas in my area to watch it tomorrow despite it being on VOD today.
>>220447266
The fishing scene in the book was not as good as the movie.

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>AMAZE!
>AMAZE!
>AMAZE!

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rocky is cute. and sexy hot. i want to hug him and caress him and ... stuff.

>>220451415
There's so much porn of them and it's only been a month

>>220451476
>so much porn of them
it's not enough

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that's an great ending

>>220451495
Just wait till the nips do their doujin meetups in the summer, it's coming.

>>220451513
happy happy happy

>>220437952
You're reddit

>>220451505
Real shit it made me cry

>>220438764
>>220438470
Anon, this is white collar academe Deep Impact

Relax

>>220440798
They filmed it on a spaceship dumbass

>>220438470
The year was 2030 and technology advanced enough to send the Hail Mary so far into space, I assumed the ship computer helped with trajectory since it was constantly calculating distances which Grace read, as for the computer it was already fitted with the program.

>>220437952
The first scene where he looks out the window towards the galaxy was ruined with a stupid blur.
For me it won the, "Shit cinema shot that could have been great" award.

Also, the earth scenes were shit.

In the book, does he at least get back to earth and get to breed hot world leader woman?
Or does it end at the same spot

>>220452032
Nope, similar ending. In the book, he goes to Erid and has crippling scurvy and whatnot, and was eating Taumoeba soup on the ship until he could regain energy. On Erid, the Eridians clone his flesh to create "me burgers" that act as a meat substitute so he doesn't die. And he's all hunched over and shit, in the movie he looked perfextly fit despite his clothes being inexplicably old, and this was an annoying oversight.

>>220452059
So the book ending is way more depressing?

>>220452032
Her eggs were already dry even before the mission

>>220452185
He still teaches the rock kids and is happy to be with his best friend Rocky on a planet that adores him, he is just noticeably frail/sick. Maybe it's depressing if you're thinking about how Grace's lifespan on Erid would be the equivalent of a human owning a pet rat.

>>220438206
it's insincere

>>220452731
Sincerity is reddit, insincerity is 4chan.

>>220452751
nah, that's faked sincerity.
reddit is the place where everyone pretends to be lovey but they're all fucking dicks/psychos
4chan is the place where everyone acts like a dick, but the people are alright

>>220452776
>seething over a good movie
>alright
Maybe on planet kneejerk contrarian. 4chan and reddit are still two sides of the same coin, twins separated at birth.

>>220452776
But what about the movie was pretend lovey dovey? The only psycho was Stratt and they still added some unrequited feelings between her and Grace, so it wasn't pretending.

>alien is in every way identical to a western human from the XXIst century but cuter
that was fortunate

>>220453089
Are there even other ways to write an alien species evolving into a civilization with speech and tool making, humans can only write what they know. Eridians communicate with a sort of mind-reading where they all hum together anyways, that to me is pretty different from western humans.

>>220438764
riled up the "I know it all" basement dwelling redditors lmao

The movie blows chunks
The custom made ship propelled by astrophage somehow doesn't use a breeder. It needs 2M units of it.
Then the ship itself is somehow not fit for purpose with the goose putting cables everywhere
And it has very little automation too. Since its originally designed for a 3 man crew you would expect heaps of automation.
And this EVA to fetch the sample was reckless.

In the Martian the only sci-fi is the ion drive on the Hermes.
This movie is out of control with its world.

>>220453696
The part that really broke me was when they were talking about how he didn't have the fuel to return, but Rocky would give him some of his... when there's a whole fucking line of the stuff flowing from Tau Ceti to the planet, just outside the window.
Like, just stick a scoop outside the ship, you dummies. Fill your tanks up.

>>220453873
Yes it makes very little sense why the ship that was designed to follow that path filled with astrophage didn't even attempt to capture it

>>220437952
I saw it it's fine but standards have fallen really low if both Letterboxd and IMDB think this is one of the 150 best movies ever made

It's just a fluffy space movie about man-rock love. It's not that deep.

>>220438329
>so hecking smart
who are you quoting?

>>220438206
>WHOOP THERE IT IS
i turned it off

>>220448676
>paying for movies in the current year
stfu retard

>>220453873
how are you gonna manually collect 2 million kilograms of astrophage?

>>220453605
Basically yeah, I don't feel like arguing about it though. I love how most of the defense seems to be, that "uhh orbital dynamics is fucking easy actually", like anyone would bet their entire fucking life on figuring this shit out on the first try. But sure anons, Grace is just that good, and so are you.

>>220443083
>had such a rollercoaster watching this. I was bored out of my mind after awhile but once it started to get into third act I have never cried that much watching a movie. Probably 30 minutes of water exiting my eyes. The decisions they made were so brave.
There needs to be a stronger word than faggot for people like you. Holy shit.

>>220453696
You're not supposed to notice these inconsistencies because the movie is meant for women to cry about. This should have been obvious when Ryan Gosling's character was showing interest toward that post wall mutant woman.

>>220452751
no

>>220438269
From the inside or the outside? It's gonna be a real nasty abortion either way.

>>220438470
>>220438764
>what is a polymath
just because you are a brainlet doesnt mean we all are.

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>>220438269
Love that lil spidercrab rock. 10/10 would download a 3D model from the movie website and print it out.

>>220440299
>>220438888
>>220455086
You fags really think knowing some basic coding can help you create a translator for an entirely new alien language in a couple of days lmao. Either really confident midwit codemonkeys or fags who never even made a sum of two numbers program.

>>220454643
I imagine the alien rock that can magic up 5km of chain out of its ass might help build a collecting device.

>>220455086
You're very smart anon, I'm sure you could solve spaceflight, alien language and breeding of alien microorganisms with no problem after leaving University and working as a teacher :)

>>220455189
>some basic coding can help you create a translator for an entirely new alien language in a couple of days lmao
It was an incredibly crude translator you fucking brainlet. I could build that shit in an afternoon, literally sample detection + sample to text mapping + basic tts and a feature to record given sample and add a mapping to it

>>220455222
>It was an incredibly crude translator you fucking brainlet. I could build that shit in an afternoon, literally sample detection + sample to text mapping + basic tts.
So overconfident codemonkey it is. You need to decode the language first you monkey. It would take a linguist months to decide what's what even with the best codemonkeys at disposal. You act like a language is simple game if puzzles.

>>220455222
Lmao, codemonkeys need are a hilarious lol.

>>220455189
>>220455215
Disregarding suspension of belief as you are clearly fucking retarded so i have to spell out simple shit for you.
He was "fired" from a job before he was a school teacher. Fired for insulting the leading scholar in his field.
in case you didn't realize, and lets face it, with your level of retardation we can all gather a few things. You are american...retarded and have no penis/have had your penis chopped of.
So with that retardation you have no comprehension of the exclusivity and exclusion or ostracization of academia.
What that means for a simpleton like you retards is if you disrespect people in your field, your superiors, they will make it so you never get work within your field again,
Meaning he then had to "settle" for lesser skilled, lesser paid work. Which he actually enjoys.
It also shows he is more skilled than just one field as he was teaching physics and audio sciences (not sure exactly) as well as knew about astro-physics in the flashback of him working at the school.
As IRL, someone in the field of science have a broad understanding of the subjects before they choose to follow a dedicated area in the subject.
Same with medicine.

>>220455189
>basic coding
He didnt create a translator you fucking retard, he created a pattern recognition program, something they probably already had. Shit audacity could be repurposed for the simple task.
Make X sound (rocky in alien language) and the program will play Y english sound (rocky)

Fucking retards man.
I cant wait for the extinction of the le 56% las cretural de americans cockless muttery race.

>/tv/ calls movie "reddit"
>I watch it
>It's kino

Every single time.

>>220455189
>>220455215
>>220455222
>>220455273
>>220455340
>>220455367

Y'all be arguing over shit that was explained in the book.

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>>220455273
>You need to decode the language first
God you are retarded.
He even explains and it shows that he shows rocky something, rocky names it and he types in what the sound means (rockys voice)
He has 250 words already and it shows him doing the simple adding of a new word.

FUCKKKK you are a retard. I could never imagine being that low intelligent, cannot even follow an incredibly simple 2 hour movie.

>>220455367
All your assumptions about me are wrong, just wanted to let you know :*

>>220455390
Books are Reddit, us manly 4channers never read them.

>>220455367
>So with that retardation you have no comprehension of the exclusivity and exclusion or ostracization of academia.
Damn this little midwit nigger seething. And no, academia doesn't work that way you fucking fag. Making a controversial theory does not get you blacklisted. I know academics with even crazier theories attacking other academics in the field directly still working in the field. Of course, this is movies is aimed at teenagers with a persecution complex, So I can guess why it resonated with a mediocrity like you.
>Make X sound (rocky in alien language) and the program will play Y english sound (rocky)
You need to know which sound is equivalent to which English sound first you megabrainlet. That itself is a massive task. You also need to understand grammar. It's telling in your mind language translation all boils down to "matching words".

Midwit faggot defending slop for teenagers sure is uppity.

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>>220455390
>Y'all
>read an Andy Weir book

>>220455189
My cousin has no academic education but he is a very technical guy, having deep knowledge about computer programming, game design, 3d printing, local ai models.
It is not difficult to be skilled in a lot of different areas when you are smart and have a lot of free time. Funnily enough, he also works as a teacher, teaching game development to kids.

>>220455414
>He even explains and it shows that he shows rocky something, rocky names it and he types in what the sound means (rockys voice)
>He has 250 words already and it shows him doing the simple adding of a new word.
I know you stupid fucking uppity fag. Can you speak a language with learning just 250 words? How many words did he add later on? How did he do that? How did he learn the grammar? How did he get to the point of translating good enough to talk about quantum physics?

I can guarantee you're some high-school drop out dimwit talking out of his ass. Fucking retarded brainlet.

>>220455414
>He even explains and it shows that he shows rocky something, rocky names it and he types in what the sound means
Damn. Linguistics must be a meme field if that's all it requires to decode a new language.

>>220437952
i didnt care for the crab so it was annoying how they spent so much time trying to make me cry about the crab and then didnt commit anyway

>>220455511
Also, knowing that "I need to match sound x to sound y" and "I know how to program my laptop to automatically match these sounds and play them as audio" for me are not the same. Any retard can figure out how to solve this shit on a conceptual level, actually programming it? I need to see some background on why Grace would have the experience to know how to do this.
It's hilarious to me that this anon is seething and calling me a brainlet when smart people to him are fucking wizards, it's that Sherlock greentext all over agin. Grace is very smart and well educated in the field of molecular biology. There is no indication given in the movie that he would have the training or understanding of how to solve all the other problems he encounters. Pretending that he would be fine because "UH HE"S VERY SMART, THE MOVIE SAYS SO" is peak retard interpretation of how smart people navigate the world.

>>220455529
The original self-published version of 'The Martian' has an ending that slaps.

>>220455609
Lil rock fella

>>220455511
>calls others midwits
>doesnt understand jew academia
>doesnt understand simple language translation
Fukkkk...americans are so retarded, you cockless faggots

>>220455609
I could live with this corny shit if the message didn't ultimately boil down to foreigners being good ackshually

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>>220455563
>How did he learn the grammar?
What grammar?

>>220455609
Look at that cute pile of bricks go! D'awwwwwwwwww

>>220455545
>computer programming, game design, 3d printing, local ai models.
Those are all skills within the general group of "modern programming"
If your cousin was really good at all of these AND knew how to fly a fighter jet AND knew how to do genetic engineering down to the level of practical application and labwork, this would be relevant, but just because he's really good with computers and read an advanced textbook on biology once does not mean he could do genetic engineering on alien life and then fly his spaceship home.

>>220455563
>Can you speak a language with learning just 250 words?
Yes, the number of unique words people actually use in day-to-day life is shockingly small.
>How many words did he add later on?
It's not made clear, but there are a lot of time skips.
>How did he do that?
Exactly how he did it the time it was shown: "I don't have that word, what does it mean?" ... "Okay, now say it again." ... *types in word after taking audio sample*
>How did he learn the grammar?
I don't think he really did, the translation is very basic and just spits out approximate words without actually rearranging the grammar at all.
>How did he get to the point of translating good enough to talk about quantum physics?
Lots of time skips, we can assume he made lots of progress on the translations in that time.

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>>220455511
>>220455563
>>220455589
Brainlet samefag cant even comprehend how to exchange basic words HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

>>220455563
In the book they spend a few months together in the tau ceti system.
They also never talk about quantum physics, which is even a joke in the book after Grace agrees to give Rocky one laptop to take home.

>>220440798
Radiation grain

>>220455664
The subtle thing is too that later on they both start understanding each others language. It implies rocky is incredibly smart by not needing a translator, though the translator is done for the viewers benefit, idk if it was in the book.
Then later grace can fully understand rocky with no translation needed.

That retard talking about grammar too.
Even in the movie racky says "question" and "statement" implying they had learned that they need to separate the 2 with a word to understand.
Yet that retard will never understand because he will forever be a retard.

>>220455596
Mind you this completely glosses over how Rocky learns human language. The reason the fans of this dipshit movie give is that Rocky can heat REALLY well and so he can learn an alien language quickly. That's the level we are at.

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>>220455609
I demand a rocky dancing gif

It's so fucking gay to have an argument about the mechanics of the story's claims when it doesn't even attempt realism. It is a pillow for women to shed tears into and you're trying to decipher the logic it uses to parse the linguistics. Just kill yourselves already

>>220455653
>but just because he's really good with computers and read an advanced textbook on biology once does not mean he could do genetic engineering on alien life and then fly his spaceship home.
But grace has a PHD in molecular biologists, and he spent months embedded in a space mission, learning every little detail about it.
Beside, the movie goes out of its way to point out that he is a shitty pilot and he is very clumsy during space walks. It just happens to be enough to get the job done.

>>220455664
>Yes, the number of unique words people actually use in day-to-day life is shockingly small.
It's not as small as 250 I cam tell you that.
>Exactly how he did it the time it was shown: "I don't have that word, what does it mean?"
So he doesn't know the word the alien us speaking and asks it what it means. Now, that clarifies a lot of things. Just ask the alien what the word means lmao.

>>220455773
It's reddit. As long as you admit It's reddit and it's not realistic and grace is a mary sue we are fine.

>>220455748
Grace even says that Eridians are advanced beyond humans in some ways and behind humans in other ways. It's easy to assume they're skilled with language, and we see Rocky understand Grace without a translator, so you can just extrapolate from there.

>>220455738
Eridians have eidetic memory, they never forget anything. When Grace speaks rocky just remembers it all and as the book goes on his grammar improves, although sometimes he does it wrong as a joke.
Rocky also doesn't speak with eridian syntax, he speaks rough english with his own tones, and modifies them because some frequencies they use cannot be heard by Grace.

>>220455748
In the books, it is explained that Eridians are basically biological computers (their species never invented computers), so it is easy for him to learn human language.
The movie glosses over a lot of details explained in the book, as the focus is on the emotional aspect of the friendship between Rocky and Grace.

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>>220437952
A real waste of 2.5 hours... had I paid for it, I'd have asked for a refund.

>>220455782
>So he doesn't know the word the alien us speaking and asks it what it means. Now, that clarifies a lot of things. Just ask the alien what the word means lmao.
Yes, if you know 250 words and the other person uses a new word, you can ask them to use the 250 words you know to define the new word. That's literally how learning new words works in real life.

>>220437952
Just finished it. It wasn't perfect, but it was good. I laughed at "Shields up!"

>>220455782
>It's not as small as 250 I cam tell you that.
When he said "250 words" he described it as "I can order in restaurants" meaning it's the most basic knowledge of the language. It takes them a while to develop a vocabulary. But it is cumulative/exponential, the more of a language you know the easier it becomes to learn.

>>220455273
>It would take a linguist months to decide what's what
a lot of people managed to "decode" native american languages by just spending time with them pointing out stuff for them to say in their own language until they could communicate with them

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>>220455980
I think the dude's just baiting you all. And succeeding quite well it seems.

>>220455635
Foreigners are good so long as they stay on their side of the barrier in their ammonia filled hellscape.

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>>220455636
>ASTROPHAGE ON ME STAR

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>>220437952
I liked it. Watched it after Oppenheimer, which is all about his security clearance, funny how the Goose just gets it immediately no questions asked. Maybe they can make a sequel where he returns, and they grill him about his ties to Eridians for 3 hours.

>>220456499
Oppenheimer's clearance was all about politics, Grace's was about the survival of all mankind. I think the suspension of disbelief is okay with this one desu.

>>220456088
It's also why lot's of geological objects have names in English that just mean "mountain" or "big river", or whatever, in the native language, because some idiot just pointed to it and asked the locals "What's that called?" and then wrote down the answer.

>>220457075
Wow it's almost like the same thing happens in the movie you fucking retard

>>220442439
in the book strat says that he wasn't laughed out so much as he took the cowards way out and just bailed at the outside pressure

>>220455635
foreigners are good when they're smart enough to go to space on their own.

>>220456499
Stratt was given total unilateral authority, is this retarded? yeah. But its the story and no one can just say no to her giving grace infinity clearance if she wants to.

The movie was somewhat okay but goddamit the soundtrack. It's peak DIsney adult. Some guardians of the galaxy bullshit.

>>220457715
The end of the movie is a USAID wet dream

>>220458018
the end of the movie is a solid 1/4+ of humanity being dead an grace being a travel bro teacher in japan

>>220458118
>in japan
More like China, at best

>>220455766
>funky jams
It's coooooolguy!

>>220437952
All the flashback scenes on earth where shit.
Outside of that, it was okay.
The martian was better.

>>220458182
They mostly felt unnecessary. I'd be interested in seeing a cut of the movie with the flashbacks removed just to see if it still works, because I suspect it would work and even improve the pacing.

>>220453696
>The custom made ship propelled by astrophage somehow doesn't use a breeder
That's a dumb critique.
Where exactly are you getting the energy to breed them at the scale required for interstellar travel from?

>>220457775
it started awful but it gets good in the second half

>>220453696
Why use a breeder (a potential point of failure) when you can just fill her up and let her go?
Keep in mind, in the books they were talking about this issue. A lot of the stuff we use works fine on earth but can get tricky in a 0 G environment. So they made the ship spin to get gravity instead of inventing new stuff that may break.
It's all in all not that unreasonable to have little automation on the ship (except the sci fi med robot).

I wish the movie was 10 hours long so all the nitpickers were forced to watch and listen to explanations for every single thing like what happens in the book.

>>220458369
>Why use a breeder (a potential point of failure)
Never mind the point of failure issue, how are you even breeding them at a relevant scale?
In the book it took covering the entire Sahara desert in specially designed solar panels to trickle charge up just enough astrophage over a period of years to make a one way trip on the most minimal spaceship for the task. How are you breeding relativistic energy release levels of charged astrophage while traveling through interstellar space?

Not really. Its a wholesome movie.

>>220455635
>foreigners being good ackshually
do you ever figure that you're so singularly obsessed with a thing that you'll see it anywhere?

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>Grace go home

Goose is not a good actor. His best roles are when he doesn't say anything.

>>220455414
Cut him some slack, he was on his phone the whole time the movie was running bitching about how reddit the movie was.

>>220458838
Oh it's this fag response again

>>220458905
I loved that scene
especially grace trying to be cool about it and instantly crumbling when he doesn't have to die

>>220458934
Those crying scenes were pathetic lol

>>220455414
why does rocky understand him, so that he can ask rocky to say things for him on command to plug into his computer?

>>220459885
Are you retarded? Serious question

>>220459885
>why does rocky understand him
He has a perfect memory and is good with language.

It was good, I didn't feel like I wasted 2 and a half hours and I hate movies over 2 hours with a passion. Only part I didn't like is how Rocky has emotion in his TTS, like he can say amaze with excitement or boredom I doubt the program can adapt to that shit.

>>220437952
It's pure NASA propaganda but I liked it.

>>220463731
>Only part I didn't like is how Rocky has emotion in his TTS, like he can say amaze with excitement or boredom I doubt the program can adapt to that shit.
Thought about that too, him being able to use "bravest" instead of "brave" when they were saying goodbye was another. But rocky is such an amazing character that I can't even care. Little fella is the greatest movie character I've seen in recent years so I'll forgive them taking these little liberties to make him even more endearing.

>>220463919
>propaganda
schizo

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>>220464540
>imagination hijacked
Yeah, figured.

>Fuck earth and fuck humans
Pretty based if you ask me.

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>>220438206
when they are picking voices for the rock alien, and they settle on the reddit one

>>220437952
Yeag

I would have prefered if it literally was the Drive guy in space instead of making him a comedy guy. In fact, talking less would do this movie and the story good.

>>220438869
>People keep saying I have strong female characters in The Martian. But there’s no feminist message.
pffffft AHAHAHA also dong lover pretending to be a tortured scientist

>so there's this beam of infrared light, OK, and there's these little biological creatures that live in the light in space somehow, and they're eating all the.... Sun, the sun stuff, they're eating it so the sun is dying
Why the fuck am I watching?

>>220448676
im sorry but how old are you anon
i have never seen a blockbuster cinema sit down movie go to torrent in 7 weeks
jurassic park took 68 weeks, and we didnt have torrents back then it was VHS

>>220464881
i not counting camrips you know what i mean

>>220459885
the movie quickly establishes that rocky is pretty far ahead of grace in terms of understanding the alien.

>>220463731
that's just the voice actor being a faggot, they absolutely hate having to deliver lines without inflection

>>220464742
anon. having z-grade eceleb videos saved while trying to use reddit as a pejorative isn't a good look.

Was Rocky even in trailers? I didnt except aliens at all in this movie.

>>220464977
i only saw one trailer, the one before avatar 3, and i didn't see any aliens, but I watch trailers the same way zoomies watch movies, as little as possible.

>>220464800
your phone, it seems

>>220437952
its boring
its marvel + the martian

>>220448676
Piracy didn't cause movies to become bad. Piracy is all the rage and they still pay 9 figures to make horrible garbage movies, it's not as if there's not a lot of money still in the industry regardless of how much people pirate. Those horrible movies cause piracy, not the other way around.

>>220448676
the hail mary torrent has been out since april 11th.

Op here, only joking

>>220448676
I go to the cinema all the time. Even posted some photos with my popcorn ):

>>220438565
i think he did well but yeah, someone else probably would have been better for this role. it's a fairly generic character, it feels a bit beneath literally me

>>220455636
Wish they'd had more difficulty communicating, I don't care about "realistic hard sci-fi" but Goose having a magical insta-translator felt kind of cheap.
>Give astrophage me give eat astrophage me eat astrophage give me eat astrophage give me you

>>220466141
Don't necessarily disagree with you but I do think the easiness Rocky had in translating english kinda makes sense.
First the eridians' most acute sense is their hearing which they use to "see" as well, then their fotographic memory is so good that they basically never had the need to evolve to create calculators and then Rocky was one of 23 eridians chosen to go on the most important mission their race ever had to face so it's fair to say he's also one of the sharpest minds in their world.
So with all this said for me it's believable that all Rocky needed was for Grace to repeat a word once or twice within the context of something like pointing to his name or pointing to an object and eventually some more complex sentences and he would be able to figure out what Grace meant rather quickly.

>>220466340
Accidentaly deleted the last sentence.
Basically what I meant to say is that Rocky can both understand Grace easily and then would also be able to speak in a simple and dumb enough manner for the computer translator to work well.

>>220464977
I watched one trailer today and both the eridian ship and Rocky appear at the end, including Grace line about ayylmaos. So basically spoils the surprise for non-readers.

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>>220437952
why wasn't the demon core hot?
they were dragging it through the upper atmosphere at orbital speed

>>220466467
xenonite is just that good

>>220438470
>t. person with PhD in molecular biology
>xir says with broken grammar
Low effort bait.

I thought it would be really onions and reddit since that's what /tv/ said but I ended up
liking it and would watch it again purely for how comfy the parts in space where. To bad these types of movies don't make any money and would need to have some politishit message for polspergs and redditoddlers to go see it enmass.

>>220467177
The movie is adored by both audience and critics, it has made 600 million from a 200 million budget and it's still in theatres because people are still going to see it.
Almost certainly apart from Odyssey and Dune this will probably be the most successful movie of the year anon.

>>220466467
Probably has to do with astrophage absorbing excess energy.

Ryan Gosling's voice is so sexy hot.

>>220438329

>t. loved breaking bad

Required reading for 90% of you:

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/oppositional-defiant-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20375831

220438470
(You)

>>220438206
Amaze. Amaze. Amaze.

>>220438565
If you read the book (you didn’t) you’d know gosling was perfectly cast

>>220466141
>magic insta translator
they literally show and explain the process of how they built up a vocabulary you fucking retard

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>>220467945
I liked the movie in general but hated that. Autists are going to say this to eachother for months.

>>220468127
Amaze. Amaze. Amaze.
Good. Good. Good.

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>>220468154
I put the not in snot

>>220455189
Film skips what book explains, they took almost all software in existence with them just in case.

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>>220443567
Perfect, anon, just pitch perfect. It would get hundreds of updoots over there.

>>220469555
Thanks you the (You) stranger, but as you're being pretty rude I don't think I'm gonna notice any repeating numbers sorry

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>>220451495
No there isn't

>>220437952
After going through the book, they kinda butchered the flashbacks a lot. Also they cut out a lot of the characters. Probably more than they should’ve.

>>220464977
Yes and I'm thankful I went into this movie blind. I was expecting Goose Ad Astra

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>>220469555
Chek'em

>>220438329
That’s the point he wasted his talent because he was a coward at the end of the day. There’s a reason why he didn’t have anyone and relegated himself to a being a teacher. Because it was easier to get a classroom of kids to think he was cool than to get actual adults to respect him.

>>220437952
The Martian is actively reddit. This is not. I guess it has less to do with Weir getting better but with ryan only being by himself most of the film. This could have been far worse if Chris Pratt was Grace. THAT would have been reddit.

>>220455189
Claude could do it with a 20 word prompt

Difference between this and Martian is that you're supposed to think the Martian character is cool and epic while PHM the joke is that the character is a dork that acts lame all the time.

>>220469955
amaze

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new personality downloaded

>>220470244
AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

>>220470426
sexy. sexy. sexy.

>>220437952
Yeah it's pretty gay.

>>220437952
>"muh heccin' science!!1" movie turns out to be reddit
Who could have possibly predicted this?

I wouldn't send humans shit if i were the goose.

>>220471867
Thats why you're not goose.

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>>220437952
>It's reddit
Yes, and so is fishing for negative attention, faggot

>>220440256
PHM is MCU in style and brain cells

>>220467956
The book was undreadable, unless you are 80 iq capeshitter

>>220437952
I watched a qauter of it I'm a little based for gosling but without finishing it because a friend called to play destiny.. I really liked it so far.

>>220438677
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>>220448930
It's shit and you opinion is a meme

>>220455390
the book is not the movie, and if that shit qualifies as a book, so do coloring books about poo

>>220455609
I will never talk shit about cartoons aimed at toddlers wit down syndrome when this exists

just watched the movie
>black girl has the answers
>indian girl piles up
>le quirky astronaut!
>quips every 30 seconds
>stupid, upbeat music every scene
>le quirky science montages!!
>crew selection shows up, not a single white male
>le quirky alien moves in!!
>the ending was dumb
overall a 6/10 movie
>>220448676
no, i am done feeding the jews

>>220472142
Do you know how bad it is compared to the Ready Player One book?

>>220467330
and yet is awful dogshit nobody will ever remember. And so is DUNC and so will be Odyssey
getting money through becoming a meme in redditville and capeshitland will never be a valid achievement

>>220472236
did you seriously get mad at the fucking kids school part

>>220472251
can't get you to stop talking about them

>>220472240
Not really. That was terrible too.

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>>220472263
you are not very smart.
snydershitters said the same thing. "look, our shit movies is discussed!"
Saying "no, it's shit" is not discussing, and acknowledging your bad movies is only a thing because you can't stop making excuses for them.
Notice how nobody makes "snyder bad" thread anymore since they stopped coming here making "snyder misunderstood god" threads?

>>220472298
Kek, you must be miserable.
I'll keep enjoying the wholesome friendship between goose and a cute rock thanks

>>220472375
You are miserable
imagine being angry that people don't like your bad movie about funko pops and millennial writing

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>>220472375
>Miserable is when you don't like stupid capeshit for 8 yo babies

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>>220472236
>>black girl has the answers
>>indian girl piles up
>>le quirky astronaut!
And they all fucking die. Drive guy came up with everything and is the only that survived. Very based movie if you ask me.
A bit of simping for the old wrinkly whore, but Drive guy is redeemed when he tells her to fuck off and goes to a new planet with his rock friends.

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>>220472710
ill be honest, i wouldnt have sent the things back to earth out of spite, i might have sent a pack that read "solution" with a video of me and my rock friend giving them the middle finder

>>220472236
kek chuds are so pathetic, little snowflakes

>>220472738
Same. But i guess he was better human being than me.

>>220472795
A real human being
And a real hero

>>220472710
>I saw the funko pops and clapped
I miss movies...