Modern times suck. Imagine trying to "fit in." Do you realize where the fuck you are right now? Go fucking watch prime Jason Statham drive cars recklessly down some shitty Eurotrash streets, plap some ESL-Asian chick, kick some serious ass and be a boss. Or don't. No one cares what the fuck you do.
>>220452062 you know how when your peepee gets hard from watching two men rub their penises together and french kiss each other on the mouth? well this is the complete opposite of that
What's the consensus on the series, with Chris whatshisname I remember it having hot babes every episode but the actual action part was very poorly shot.
>>220455096 I hate how when you do footstuff with AI it assumes you want the most extreme version of the fetish so it always makes them extra large and dumb
>>220451647 >man stumbles upon a gagged and restrained woman in the trunk of his car >ponders for a mere moment >swiftly proceeds to take her back to his domicile for unprotected sex >she falls in love with him is it really this easy?
>>220455312 >another triggered zoomer squirting bloody shit over "BUT POLITICS" You are literally physically incapable of ever not being miserable for even 5 second in your life, huh?
>>220455370 Anon seething because the scam call center operators were white instead of, presumably, indian. There were indians in the center, but the "top bad guy" was white, and politics-obsessed zoomer losers can't handle that without shrieking in pain and rage. They can't just shut off their miserable little angst and enjoy a fun action movie. Everyone KNOWS the scam centers are all jeet, you don't need to rage against the machine because it's not 100% accurately depicted.
>>220455550 >dipshit zoomer gets told >Y-YOU MUST BE... .??? Whiter than you? Damn straight. I am #FFFFFF and you are a seething incel childless mutt faggot. That's why you're miserably unhappy and can't enjoy a film about a WHITE GUY beating up BROWN PEOPLE AND WOMEN. Kek!
>>220455628 oh lmao i thought it was the other way around, that you were the indian salty about bringing up a white guy like youd only bring up they were white because its normally an indian. kek, you really have gone off the rails
>>220455661 You're the indian that's seething because the Beekeeper is a great movie. You can't stand seething your filthy brown race getting killed by a white hero. Sucks to be you, ganges baby
>>220455692 where did he say it was a bad movie, lmao. they literally just asked if it was the one with the white zoomer financebro. do the words "zoomer" and "financebro" indicate a warm and friendly tone for the particular character?
>>220455312 >>220455746 >could have said literally anything about the film >instead only whined and cried that there was a white guy in it What mental illness causes this?
>>220455889 >i-i'm not upset >[literally the only thing he can think about is "this movie has a white person in it"] Weird. That's weird, anon. Why would that be the one thing to jump out at you?
>>220456235 >zoomers If it really is zoomers that hate women that look like truckstop bathrooms, then their generation might be alright. Millennialtroons love everything cancerous, including your jew ink.
>>220456812 Most men do not find tattoos on women attractive, they simply tolerate them because finding a woman who is tattoo-free in the year of our lord 2026 is nearly impossible, unless you move to Asia where tattoos are still considered somewhat taboo. I would PREFER a woman to have no tattoos at all, but because I want to get laid I have to put up with them having at least a few most of the time.
My uncle looks just like Statham. We were celebrating my grandma's 75th birthday at a restaurant and someone wanted his autograph and when my uncle told he wasn't Statham he got upset so my uncle just pretended he was and gave him an autograph.
>>220457094 People who willingly give up ways to make money baffle me. If people wanna be stupid let em, tell him to charge next time. Take advantage of people instead of wondering why you have to claw ahead for everything. People are tools.
>>220457094 years ago there was a woman on facebook, that fooled her little daughter into thinking her bald daddy was Statham I didn't found it funny, or cringe, or whatever, is sad that all bald guys kinda look the same and a little kid can't tell the difference
>>220458659 quite the opposite actually. it's always the stupid foid who's septum ring I removed with needle nosed pliers and scrape off doodletats with a vegetable peeler who cant stop bitching.
>>220451647 This was when WMAF was a cute anomaly and not an active genocide of an entire ethnic community in the west, perpetrated by their own women. Also a pretty good movie.
>watch the dvd bts >director admits he only hired the actress for her look and vibe, even though she didn't speak a word of english >she had to learn english phonetically in a couple of months
>>220451834 >>220452100 >>220452119 Her face is 11/10 but her body is a 0 to me. She looks cool as fuck but I don't wanna put my pingas in a Men in Black 3 worm
>>220451647 >transporter girl >tokyo drift girl >asian girl in my primary school they were my childhood crushes, somehow i dont have yellow fever, i respect them and appreciate them, but i dont see them as fuck meat or 3d waifu material
>>220474628 >tokyo drift girl You mean Neela? As an Australian with yellow fever (though the actress is actually Peruvian-Australian) I am right there with you. Though my yellow fever came from Psylocke, Jubilee, Lucy Liu, Tia Carrere, and eventually the hottie from my high school. God damn the late 80s and early 90s were filled with prime asian babes.
>>220474010 >introduction of the female undercover/love interest is her going topless at a private beach near The Transporter™ This was a french production, wasn't it?
>>220459423 I now like to tie up asian qts and have them suck on straws through a hole in their duct tape gag while I crank it. It’s the only way I can get off.
