>>220455830 This is actually a good idea. When composers have to use instruments that only existed in antiquity when making the score, it's usually kino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrAqGWMR1nM
at first I thought Nolan was one of the only director's currently who could adapt a story like this. but with each new piece of news I hear, this is sounding like a trainwreck
>>220455830 >terrible casting decisions >no fantasy accents >no orchestral soundtrack I unironically believe he consulted AI and asked how to make anti-kino
>>220456152 >you make music on computer nowaday No? Music is generally recorded. But anyway, in this case this isn't about the recording, it's about the composition.
>>220455830 I don't think this is necessarily a bad decision. It's a bit closed-minded to think that an orchestral score is the only way to go for an epic
>>220455898 are you implying nolan is struggling to finance his movies and has to bow down and make concessions to powerful jews? And those jews are willing to LOSE MONEY just to include black people in movies?
this is like the most non-controversial filmmaking decision you can imagine (kinda cool too if Goranson pulls it off) but this board has been conditioned by outrage chudtubers to whine about everything related to this movie. It's pavlovian. Nothing more to it
I will buy two tickets and go watch this movie out of spite to the threadshitters who clog up the catalog with their totes organic and not forced anti-Nolan threads.
>>220457068 One billie and 90%+ on tomatoes. And you will be among the first of the people to say >it's actually anti-woke >what's woke about it? >nolan tricked leftists with this casting while making the most BASED AND REDPILLED movie in years
>>220455830 >*Odysseus and his men see Polyphemus for the first time* >Puerto Rican Achaean companion: "Aw hell naw! Muhfugger gots one eye n' sheeeit!" >Odysseus: "Jesus H Christ! WTF is that? Bros, it's time to bounce!" >Black Achaean companion "We takin' this cheese, rite? Ain't leavin' this cheese ya feel me?" >Odysseus: "Bounce nigga! Bounce!" Bravo Nolan.
>>220455830 This is literally the only good idea related to this garbage I’ve heard so far, but I have a feeling he’s going to fuck up the music anyway. Not that I’ll ever know because I have no interest in seeing it
Well, Disney used some African-American women to sing a recap of Greek mythology. So I guess using a rapper is all right. At least it won't be rapping about gang wars in Los Angeles and doing drugs while evading the police.
>>220455830 he was always this bad, I was shittalking batman begins as trash over 20 years ago and now you niggers are finally realizing what I've known all along
>>220455830 >It's not like the orchestra existed back then It's not like they'd be listening to a fucking orchestra in the movie while the scenes are happening. Holy fuck. I have no idea why he's pretending to be the biggest fucking retard on earth. There's no way he's this stupid. It's a movie. The score is for the audience, not something that an orchestra is playing off-camera in the fucking movie. By this retarded logic that he's pretending to have, the movie shouldn't exist at all because cameras didn't exist back then.
>>220455866 His films are soulless and vapid. They feel like someone who doesn't understand human behavior mimicking it. They've always given me very uncanny vibes.
>>220456022 They should. His movies are uncanny and weird. If you don't get filled with disgust when watching his movies, you're not very fit evolutionarily.
>>220455830 this adaptation already looks like some hellish modern interpretation so why does he care about the historicity of the music and nothing else? This movie might actually be worse than Tenet
>>220455830 this, the transfaggot, the niggers i can't abide by these decisions. First Nolan movie I'm not watching at the cinema. I think i'll give all this years blockbusters a miss. that shitty hail mary movie was all hype, glad i pirated that shit also.
>using an objectively bad modernized translation >awful costume design that looks cheap and modern >The trojan horse is made of metal, tiny, and the pillars behind it are comical (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and consider that they are not finished) >Black guy will sing trap music Why is he even trying to give the illusion this is historically accurate whatsoever?
>>220455830 I don't care either way these type of movies about ancient warriors have inspired the most cretinous people to indulge in the most cringe historicism ever.
>>220455988 >>220455866 I am more curious about Nolan dicksuckers like you guys. Humans generally just shit on things in general, it's easy and effortless for us, but it takes someone really committed to some x cause or person for someone to actually bother to go out of their way to spend their valuable time on defending something. Which means it's usually the more highbrow directors that anons get really defensive about, because any attack on that director is an attack on their refined tastes. So genuinely why are there so many ppl ready to waste their precious time on Nolan, out of all directors? Do zoomers genuinely consider him a highbrow director?
>>220455988 Yes, a website that loathes anything popular and known for it's racism & bigotry couldn't possibly come out of the woodwork to hate on one of the most popular filmmakers going full woke on his next hyped project. There's no way that could happen naturally.
>>220461857 It's easy to point out the people who dont appreciate Nolan's artistry. It's just not natural, kind of like people who vote for republicans.
>>220455830 for fucks sake, we are gonna get those generic Ohhhh Ahhhh UHHH Ehhhhh stupid choir imitating whatever the fuck they think the greeks sang, i fucking hate this retarded timeline.
>>220461857 No, Danish I wasn't even that confident in my diagnosis but the fact that there are already two ppl getting defensive is making me think I may have been more right than I thought at first. Or maybe it's just LLM engagement bots because I am genuinely struggling to create a mental picture of the kind of person who genuinely cares enough about Nolan to get uppity and defensive about him
>>220462083 No I'm Danish, I just told you :) genuinely how is it possible to care this much about Nolan, one way or another. Like I am struggling to picture a person like you, help me out here
>>220455988 It's not hard to understand Imagine you are a car fan, there's hundreds of thousands of car and racing fans And you never had a movie about cars since like 20 years And then Steven Spielberg is said to be working on a racing car movie And then the trailer comes out and it's the most. dogshit. shit. in. existance. with 200 named actors, a tranny playing the ghost of Schumacher and a fat black women is Hamilton. All the car fans would be shitting the movie non stop until it's released I don't think that's too hard to understand pal
>>220462573 >I really hope you and the other retards in this thread realize this comparison makes no sense It literally does though. Nolan just said something genuinely retarded
>It's not like plastic armor existed back then >It's not like trans surgery to reinforce delusion existed back then >It's not like the english language existed back then >It's not like rap existed back then >It's not like black people in white elite armies existed back then >It's not like bald black princesses existed back then What did I miss
>>220455927 I am so happy there's one other person out here that appreciates this masterpiece, and how it's the perfect soundtrack for our evermore-browning and enshittifying world.
>>220455830 do you think Damon ever looks around on set and realizes he waited too long to team up with Nolan and it's not going to help his career? or has he drank so much Hollywood koolaid that he believes race swapping half the cast will actually result in success despite all the very vocal public backlash?
I’m still interested because I’m a fan of those old movies with the giant stop motion monsters and we don’t really get movies like this anymore about myths and legends. Could care less about the casting.
>>220455830 Noaln has been hacking it up since Interstellar and everyone has been sucking his cock the whole time, so of course he was just gonna get worse and worse until he made a retarded monstrosity like this.
>>220465488 They're the kind of subhumans who laugh at Come and See so it doesn't surprise me the embarrassment of Dunkirk is such a dark page for them.
>>220457695 It's worse. It's this meme except saying that the dragons and elves are too unbelievable, so we're skipping them, but we're keeping the BMW
>>220457845 that's that tranny's latest tactic. he just calls everyone who isn't lapping up hollywood's latest bowel movement indian or brown, thinking hes some genius of reverse psychology
>>220455830 It doesn't matter. It's Nolan. Everyone will hail it as a masterpiece regardless of how the movie is. It's how it works with him. /tv/ has been the only place calling him a fraud from the start and we've made no difference. Nolan always wins and always fools the masses.
>>220457772 I lol'd everytime I see on my youtube feed a new video some retarded idiot made about tenet "tenet is actually the best film ever made", "you're watching tenet WRONG", "why tenet is a misunderstood masterpiece", "here's why you can't hear any dialogue in tenet and why that is a good thing"
>>220458257 Stories weren't released back then. You will go to a pub and hope to randomly meet the negro bard or Nolan himself to tell you the story or project the film on the Pub's wall or some shit.
>>220466346 Nolan's going to cast himself as the actor whose passing on the oral history of The Oddesey to the present. That hack fraud was so proud of Oppenheimer's ending.
>>220456070 can't wait to hear his breakout single "The Ass That Launched 1000 Ships" while lupita nignog twerks in slow motion and greek soldiers cheer.
>>220457218 >One billie convince me i or anyone else that should read the rest of your post, because that's a really strong indicator that you should just be filtered
>>220455830 it's like this movie was designed by /pol/ to be the most egregious subversive characterization of jewish subversion possible, why did they release it so early, they should have waited till we were closer to the midterms
>>220461247 You're genuinely retarded. If you want to think that going out of your way to make whiny threads and shitting on things is the default and there's nothing wrong with it but simply saying "what's with all the whining?" is defending someone then you need to cancel your internet connection. You're mentally unwell.
>>220468512 For directors like Nolan, you'd think people care so little one way or another that the only posts you would really see are the ones occasionally making fun of him. It used to be like that on here, too. It's just a human fact that the activation threshold or whatever you want to call it which decides if a person bothers to make a post at all, is much lower for making a shitpost than it is for making a really defensive one. Like if a given person rates some given media between 100 and -100, then if they rate it a mild -10, they have a higher chance of making a mildly negative post about it, than the chance of a person who rated it 10 has for making a mildly positive post. The EXCEPTION is in those cases where people feel really, really strongly about something something, like to the point of someone feeling that their ego or whatever is at stake, which in this case implies that there are seemingly a lot of people who, for whatever reason, feel really really strongly about Nolan. I have no idea why you made me type all this out to you and walk you through it like you're in kindergarten because I think you already knew this but if not I was happy to help. Return the favour and genuinely tell me what kind of person feels this strongly about Nolan, I'm genuinely struggling to understand Also I like most of Nolan's movies btw. Also Tenet is his best one even. Also Odyssey looks genuinely trash, and not for any chud reasons
>>220460020 >>220456070 I remember a Cracked.com article making the point that ancient Greek poems were analagous to rap battles 15+ years ago. If this came out 15+ years ago I would be willing to respect it but the cultural context is all different now.
>>220460335 >that shitty hail mary movie was all hype, glad i pirated that shit also. I'm pissed off i spent money on it. People were really clapping. At that fucking movie. I couldn't believe it.
>>220466260 It's not. why would that be the case? Does trolling the audience has anything to do with the Odyssey?
My theory is that it's an highschool play with very imaginative and diverse kids . That's why it's full of relative young looking people and only few vets, they are the teachers.
>>220455830 Orchestra and choir literally originate from the greek word orkhēstra (area in an ancient theater for the chorus) and chorus is guess what, χορός = chorós which is: > is a homogeneous group of performers who comment with a collective voice on the action of the scene in which they appear, or provide necessary insight into action which has taken place offstage.[1] Historically, the chorus consisted of between 12 and 50 players, who variously danced, sang or spoke their lines in unison, and sometimes wore masks. The players used masks to change their emotions while they were performing. that fucking brit deserves to be raped in "british" dungeons full of their beloved immigrants taking turns.
>>220467882 Holy shit. You mentioned cracked in the thread before i posted >>220470908 but i didn't notice until after. What a fucking insane coincidence.
Cracked photoplasty is very similar to somethingawful.com photoshop Friday, isn't it?
It'd be pretty based if Nolan put KFCs in the movie and have Niggodocus eat deep fried chicken from Korfu claiming historical accuracy because Greeks had olive oil back then
>>220455830 As much as I would love for this to flop it sadly won't. Normies love familiarity, they love brands and Nolan has become a brand onto himself, he's the only director besides Cameron whose name alone guarantees butts in the seats. Retarded white millennials overrated every Nolanslop in the 2000s and 2010s on IMDB and he can do no wrong in their eyes. His only recent misfire was Tenet because it finally got too pretentious even for normgroids, but remember that they still sat through 3 hours of a biopic drama that they probably didn't even fully understand and probably only paid half attention to anyway and it made nearly 1 billion just because muh Nolan.
>>220455830 Wait, so he wants no orchestra because it didn't exist yet, but at the same time he throws a "muh artistic vision" fit about critics complaining about everyone in Greek armor, when it wasn't invented yet? Seems like he's just a blatantly up his own ass faggot.
>no orchestra in Greece, the origin of terms like choir/chorus and orchestra itself >"in ancient greece you didn't have artists on a stage perform (dance and sing) in unison... nononono" >by rappers existed because rap is short from rhapsody in my artistic vision >anyways Niggodocus will perform ΣΟΛΔΙΕΡ ΒΟΥ and everyone will join and sing in unison recreating a not-orchestra I kneel Nolan...
>>220456070 I really really can't believe I live in this world and this is fucking real. What the fuck is wrong with this clownworld. I want this timeline to end. Just when I think I can't be surprised or disgusting anymore, I get one upped.
>>220455866 He's massively overrated and his shit only somewhat worked in a sci-fi setting because he could trick normies into thinking its smart but he showed with Dunkirk and Oppenheimer that he's a terrible filmmaker and cant direct these sorts of character driven films.
>>220472360 I haven't watched a Nolan flick since I think maybe Dark Knight Rises. I've never gotten the hype really. I mean, I'm not going to pretend like they're poorly made or anything, but I feel like Hans Zimmer does most of the heavy lifting.
>>220455830 I was sort of fine with the black woman as Helen, it's conceivable a sub-Saharan woman would be rare enough that she'd be getting white dicks so hard everywhere she went she'd have them fighting over breeding rights to her. I hate Matt Damon though, I hate the rapper bard, and I hate Ellen Page as Achilles. This cast has made it unwatchable.
>>220475543 >It's all about cultural rape and theft. >It's all about cultural culture well niggers rape and steal all the time, which culture are you talking about?
>>220475165 TDKR is exceptionally poorly made though the fact that that piece of shit is sitting comfortably at an 8.4 on IMDB even after 15 years and 2 million fucking votes is proof that the NPC meme is real. It has a god awful plot, god awful writing, god awful characters, god awful acting, god awful blocking, god awful cinematography and god awful action. It fails at what it sets out to do on literally every level. I couldn't fucking believe all the praise it was getting. Yes the memes were funny but that doesn't make it a good movie. Fucking dumbass normies infuriate me with their low fucking standards and following the herd at all times even when the herd is being fucking retarded.
>>220473493 You have to understand that this phenomenon is just jews flexing their power. You can ignore it if you want. It's doable. Once you understand it's not you, it really is them, things make more sense. They are intentionally tanking franchises for spite. Music industry is similar.
>>220457218 It will be shit, it will under perform (even if it won't bomb), and you will be forced to defend it from being relentlessly mocked here despite not liking it yourself
>>220475165 >I haven't watched a Nolan flick since I think maybe Dark Knight Rises Same. Whatever made after that didn't interest me at all. Can't understand brand loyalty in movies
>>220475374 >onceivable a sub-Saharan woman would be rare enough that she'd be getting white dicks so hard everywhere she went she'd have them fighting over breeding rights to her. that's not how it works
>>220476840 Alexander the Great and his companions were mind broken by Arab women. They did so much fucking with Arab chicks they changed the gene pool forever across the region.
>‘The Odyssey’ director Christopher Nolan hesitated to cast Lupita Nyong’o over fears her beauty would be “distracting.” Did he think people would just start cooming in their seats?
>>220455844 Then should the soundtrack also not use musical techniques that did not exist in antiquity? Such as chord progression, polyphonics, and complex counterpoints? The vast majority of people would consider genuine music from the period to sound textureless and bland.
>>220471027 It depicts the Dirlewanger Brigade from Nazi Germany raping and pillaging in Eastern Europe which drives some little boy insane over the course of the movie, so of course 4chan has a problem with it.
>>220477399 >omg this negress is breathtaking typical leftist virtue signaling. the fact that's its a statement contrary to typical thinking is how they signal they are part of the cult.
>>220476703 Well the needle has sort of moved. I used to be pretty socially conservative but modern, America-flavoured conservatism is genuinely so limpwristed and pathetic that it's just hard to not want to take whatever is the opposite stance of these people. So even if I care for historical accuracy, it's also just sort of funny to watch Critical Drinker viewers type of retards seethe about black people on their screen
>>220478311 >whyter than you mohammed No you're not
