>>220457439
jesus wept

i already wasnt going to watch it. i cant not watch it any farther!

If this is true, you gotta admint, it's pretty damn funny. The guy who rescued DC comics movies is doing this? Hilarious.

>>220457469
of all of the things im never going to watch, im never going to watch this the most

it's in the jew nature to pull the rope until it snaps, it's their entire written history

>>220457531
Troy 2007 was made by a Jew. Nolan is a goy

>>220457439
nice

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he got the approval of the Time, but at what price?

>>220457439
Helen of DeTORYt.

>>220457945
he's making a film to kill blockbuster format, by filming on film, a bunch of unwatchables,
bravo nolan!

anglo golems should stick to their own mythology

>>220458163
usa's mythology is the far west and italians told it better

>>220458197
Nolan is British.

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>>220457439
shant be watching the nigger and tranny slop

>>220457945
They're really pushing it so hard. You'd almost think he was a commie political candidate, like Kamala. What a fucking assclown. Dance monkey, dance!

>>220457439
I thought nolan was above rage bait casting, but that seems like his goal for this movie.

>>220458338
>still seething about a failed political candidate 16 months after victory
lol

>>220458163
>anglo mythology
there is none lol

Irrespective of woke vs anti-woke, I do think Nolan is due for a backlash. After a meteoric rise, people often want to see the fall to complete some insane narrative arc. The knives do seem to be out for him after Oppenheimer. Not to mention this looks like a very hollywood blockbuster of a classic greek myth. I think Nolan is flying too close to the sun like Icarus.

>>220458425
>Beowulf
>Arthurian legends
Two off the top of my head

>>220458456
>Beowulf
Germanic
>Arthurian legends
Welsh/French

all they have is Robin Hood

>>220458500
If they (Angles) can't claim the Briton mythology of the Welsh then that makes them Germanic, which gives them claim to Beowulf and all other Germanic mythology. Pick one.

>>220457662
same exact movies indeed disingenuous subhuman

>>220458539
its more French than anything so nah

>>220457439
>couldn't afford to pay two separate actresses

>>220458576
We accept your defeat.

>>220457439
cool

>>220458604
>deleted post and reworded it to avoid the shame
lol, lmao even

>>220457439
But you SWORE to me woke is dead, /tv/

>Nolan's favorite Odyssey translation is by Emily Wilson
You guys really expected this to be good? It'll be good for a laugh like The Room was.

>>220458640
>avoid shame
lol, nah

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>>220458605
Dey Hea was probably too busy with other roles.

>>220458500
>all they have is Robin Hood

the proto-Commie

>>220458707
wat?

she's a mythical being, the daughter of a literal god. She's not tied to any earthly ethnicity

>>220458598
Faggot. You ignored that everyone is comparing the casting in Odyssey to Troy and saying kikes made this one intentionally gay. A goy faggot did that on his own

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>>220458739

>>220458726
>steals from the rich
>gives to the poor

>>220458790
ah yeah , yeah , you right its a gay story

I thought he was one of ours. What a fall for grace. Will be the biggest failure of his career.

>>220458785
black panther is different. Them being black is a crucial part of their identity.No such thing with Helen. Thank you for picking this example to prove me right

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It all ads up..he wasn't feeling "disdain for plebs" here, he was genuinely enjoying hip-hop. He just wasn't dancing

>>220458947
>no, it's different because...reasons and arbitrary distinctions
Luckily, we all know you're not really a retarded libshit and this discussion is just for keks.

>>220459002
so being black is not crucial for black panther? or for mlk, your other favorite example?

>>220459081
being greek is not crucial for a greek princess

>>220457439
It sounds like (((someone))) got into grandpa's ear and told that's totally what is "in".

>>220458947
Nice.

>>220457945
it’s going to be like megaflopolis lol

>>220459120
that's why i mentioned she's half goddess. She's a mythical being and thus no longer governed by the same geographical and historical rules

>>220457439
Low IQ troon speak. Go be a kike elsewhere

>>220459209
Gods would never be niggers. What a niggerish thing to say.

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btw this is Septimius Sewer. The Ceasar of Rome who was depicted like that because he was tanned

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>>220459272
>has a gazillion baby mamas

are you so sure?

>>220457945
Chris Nolan movies feel really soulless and whenever he tried to be funny I get so mad I can't believe it. He doesn't seem like a human. His movies are like an aliens idea of how people act.

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The movie will probably make 1.5 billion $ THOUGH

>>220458432
I've always fucking hated his movies. They make me want to throw up.

>>220457469
You're going to have to drink yourself so retarded that you don't even remember that the movie exists.

I have always said Nolan is a hack and always got called a contrarian by /tv/fags. I accept your apologies.

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Clytemnestra used to be played by actual greek goddess Irene Pappas

>>220457946
gj

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>>220459382

>>220458947
because literally all blacks have is race

>>220457439
why don't
hear me out
why don't she play ALL THE ROLES?

>>220457439
>because she is a woman, you pay her less
>because she is a person of color, you pay her less
>now she will play 2 characters and therefore you will pay less than 2 separate actors
uh, based greedy jew?

>>220457456
for there were no more worlds to conquer...

I'm so tired of this shit. In fact, I'm not even going to worry about the fact that she's black for a second. This is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world? Fuck off, there's like a 100+ other actresses you could have used before her.

>>220459480
says the guy whining all over ithe nternet about a fictional woman from a fictional story not being white

>>220459590
>hurr durr it's fiction so it doesn't matter
I'm so tired of this rhetoric. It's bullshit and you know it. This is how you end up with a black snape now causing harry and his dad to be super fucking racist for no reason.

>>220459590
it's real

>>220459335
Not even fucking SuperMario Fanservice can do a billie anymore.

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>Arthurian legends
>Welsh/French

>>220459632
it's real? Zeus fucked Leda and that's how Helena was conceived?

>>220459680
if Oppenheimer did, this will definitely do it

>>220458338
my White Dudes For Helen group will be buying blocks of tickets every day

>>220459716
yes faggot

I won't be watching this slop. I'll make sure my family and friends don't either. I'll do my part. I'm done with anything leftoid leaning at all.

>>220458790
>charity is le commie
kys atheist

>>220457439
What an odd hairpiece. Looks like a pile of poop snakes.

nolan was always trash, and all of /tv/ knows it our biggest meme was makibg fun of his shitty dialog in his mcu for midwits capeshit flicks.

>>220459822
>wealth redistribution by force
>charity

>>220459720
Barbieheimer was a big meme though. People made it an event to see both movies.

>>220458790
Commies only give to the poor in theory.

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>>220459410
TY(Thank You)

>>220457439
>Helen and Agamemnon's wife are played by the same actress
I'm sure that won't be confusing.

>>220458790
The original stories were about overtaxation.

>>220458947
>Them being black
Being Wakandan, which is a nationality.

>>220457439
>shoving 2015-tier culture war slop in our faces just to own the chuds while destroying your own legacy in the process
Cui bono?

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>>220459406
>Irene Pappas?
more like Ineed Plapass

>>220459822
That's not what charity means, commie.

>>220458947
>Helen is fair haired, Helen is golden haired
>Helen is the most beautiful woman in the world
Yes Helen being white is crucial. never in all the years of known history she was ever a coal black woman, only in today clown world

>>220459311
All his flicks are based on concepts, not characters. His most character driven movie was Oppenheimer and it was unwatchable.

>>220459822
Terrible bait. Back to the bunker, troon

>>220458947
Helen’s identity is being beautiful aka not black

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>>220457439

this movie is basically jews wet dream theyve been working on this kind of stuff for years now

>>220457478
>the guy who rescued DC comics
by making worse batman movies than all of the ones that came before it?

They might as well have made the entire cast black. No White man is fighting for that shit.

>>220457439
...and her sister CleoNigtra

>>220457478
>rescuing DC

He is the direct cause of the current superhero slop we got.

Snyder saved it unironically

>>220458947
Wakanda is a fictional place where as Greece is real. Nice try faggot

>>220461278
>All his flicks are based on concepts, not characters.
I noticed this a long time ago. He likes big concepts and doesn't do characters well, not that he does the concepts well either. Dunkirk was a bit of an exception though. I thought it was decent whereas I don't like his other movies. There, the characters just needed to be believable soldiers in a competently written story, so it worked.

>>220458947
>black panther is different.
there it is lmfao

>>220457439

>Nyongo has to pull double duty because Nolan can't find the clytemnestra

>>220457439
So, why did they skip Cannes? What scared them?

>>220461660
Nice cope

>>220461475
I mean, the oddysey is basically a proto-Exodus propaganda, and the Iliad advertises the imperialist conquest/occupation of neighbour countries, that's a big yikes for me

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>>220461475
The other offender:
>“Be like Odysseus and embrace the long haul to liberation (and then take the Odyssey out of your curriculum because it’s trash).”
>>"With b___ and j____, you lose

>>220458648
LMAO. MAGA triumphalism in nov 2024 aging historically badly.

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>>220462495
>rising gas prices are a Good Thing™
>I can't afford groceries, but at least we can say "Retard" in television and film now

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Whatever. A movie like this needs to have some weird, possibly dumb, possibly subversive aspects to get people talking and have some cultural impact. It needs to be a mess, but an interesting one.
Otherwise it risks going the way of all the more straightforward historical epics of the 2000s, which tried to replicate the critical and box office success of the fluke that was Gladiator, and mostly failed

>>220462717
Being able to say retard again is a sort of defeminisation of the discourse at least. Now we should ban the word "incel" just to see how they would cope.

>>220462845
>Now we should ban the word "incel" just to see how they would cope.
Why do you care, anon?

>>220458707
>>220458790
He stole from the Tax man. He knew that taxation is theft.

>>220463587
>Why do you care about the culture you live in
NTA but what point are you making here

>>220457439
She's hot enough so I don't care and it's an improvement over Gal Gadot and the like taking all the Greek roles.

>>220458790
>caring about the rich
Money needs to circulate, Shecklegruber.

>>220457945
Being knighted for a mid movie like Oppenheimer clearly went straight to his head.

Sir Nolan, you are a hack

>>220463718
>hot
Go get your eyesight checked. There are black women I freely admit they're hot, but this one looks like a half-starved street urchin.

>>220457945
look at how smug he is with his negroes, jew-pandering and wokeness.

>black Helen
>black, rapping bard
>tranny Achilles
>historically inaccurate aesthetics
Dead on arrival, never watching this garbage
We are truly in Hollywood's darkest era

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Chuds going to seethe about this shit for years to come

>>220459311
It’s to be expected from a guy that doesn’t have a phone or email or whatever the fuck it was

>>220463766
That's right Jontavious, you're just stimulating the local economy and getting your owed reparations.

>>220463949
and what race are you? oh right you won't say

I wish this pretentious hack had a social media account so I could send him some pictures expressing my anger.

>>220457439
many will spew hate about it, then go watch it
this needs to be the biggest movie boycott of all time

>>220459335
this is athena pretending to be a slave girl

>>220464213
>I’ve been found out.

>>220457439
Why is a queen from Sparta black

Anglo's ruining another peoples cultural heritage episode 12441

>>220461475
Of course they would, Odysseus encounters barbaric and savage monsters that are suppose to be a stand-in for non-Greek civilizations. It’s an inherently xenophobic work. And Odysseus sentences 12 of his own maids to death for fornicating with the suitors

>>220464346
Why is Penelope’s cousin black, like so black there’s no way she could only be half black

>>220461660
Batman and Robin is aids on screen.

>>220464367
So do it yourself then you fucking whiners
Oh wait you can't because you produce nothing but just sit around and bitch

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>>220457945

>>220464606
who says it needs to be done
what's wrong with reading the book
>never trust Anglo's about anything historical

>>220457662
>goys, jews don’t run hollyjew! He’s not following our biding at all! Heh heh
enough bullshit Weinerstein, who the fuck do you think is buying your shit? Fucking kike

>>220457439
What? It was Penelope (played by Anne Hathaway in this movie) who was Helen's sister.

>>220457439
Nolan is compromised. All propaganda now, fuck him.

>>220458739
>niggers are mythical beings
stop fagging up the board anon
>>220458947
he just has to be from africa, and anybody can live there, so it actually is MORE believable.again, take the penis out of your mouth before you post next time

Theyre just going to say the movie made a trillion dollars and that Trump was finally defeated despite the fact that Ill know absolutely nobody whos watched the movie

>>220457439
Before the credits rolled i hated oppenhiemer and thought it was one of the worst movies he's ever made. Felt like the way he made films shifted with Oppenhimer because fucking hell

>>220464797
lol illiterate

>>220464731
>Why can't we just do it the way we did it for the last two thousand years?
This is why your countries are broke shitholes

>>220457439
THE FLOPYSSEY

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>>220457439
Woke is back
chuds lost forever
love and tolerance always win in the end :)

>>220458947
>No such thing with Helen
gotta be bait

oh lawd dem trojans

>>220465011
You'll p[reach tolerance until everything you love is gone.

where is my hall of cost film where jews genocide whites

>>220458678
Dey Hea up in dat horse.

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>>220457439
>Helen doesn't even appear in The Odyssey
>mfw I don't even anymore

>>220457662
wolfgang peterson is german not a yid. nolan, an anglo, is a transgentile.

>>220465848
You know at least half an hour of the runtime is flashbacks to the Illiad

>>220457439
>Black person gets an Oscar for playing siblings
I strain to God if this happens again

>>220464750
calm down, woke right

>>220466080
*Swear to God*
East keyboard update gets worse.

>>220465848
She does. Telemachus visits Helen and Menelaus.

>>220466104
everyone knows what you meant in fact it was funnier before. why you guys think your posts are SO FUCKING IMPORTANT you need to fix your typos with a second post I'll never understand

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The shitposting is going to be amazing.

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>>220457945
>Caring about Time magazine in 2026.

>>220457439
weren't the troons on here saying the leaks were fake and making fun of le chuds for getting ragebaited so easily
what's the new script now

movie looks like it was purposely made to inflame and stoke the culture war, remember don't talk about, don't go to see it, do nothing and win

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>>220466177
Fuck. Literally forgot.

>>220457439
2 characters means 2 paychecks assuming she has a half decent agent, and with how quickly she started getting fame she definitely has a decent agent. so she's likely making much more than some of the male leads while also taking a job from another potential actress of color. oh I forgot, it's fine when they do it.

>>220466664
I was wondering why they would include that in a 2 hour movie when so much has to be cut to make way for the cool parts.

>>220457439
I'm going to have AI make her White and beautiful
Fuck you, Chris

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you are just being mad at someone who follows the damn rules

I want to watch Greek television so I can see their opinion on the matter

>>220464606
dude Anglos invented NEGRO WORSHIP so fuck off

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>>220458432
People have been shitting up his ass for years

>>220466603
its now "its fiction anyway, why do you care"

Lot of chud fragility on display here

>>220459382
im gonna have to break my sobriety but its worth it

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>>220467624

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>>220458197
usa's mythology is niggers, jews, and buying shoes

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>>220468239

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>>220457439
Reminder that this Clytemnestra (1977) is unbeatable

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>>220458456
>>Arthurian legends
Japan has that covered

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Nolan has always been very overrated.

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>>220457502
Who even cares at this point? I hope they sunk a billion dollars into this.

>>220466603
tranny Page being Achilles is fake but the negress was obviously Helen from the start, no?

>>220464650
why is he talking like this is the first woke raceswap movie ever made lol