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>Anybody seen Richie?
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I love this movie. One of Seagal's best.
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>>220460758
I would argue it is his best. Great pacing. Great action. Hilarious lines.
>Get me an unmarked and a shotgun
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GET EM STICKS
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>>220460795
The pacing is actually the weakest aspect. The first and third acts are great but the middle act is just Seagal and other cops driving around asking about Ritchie. It's total filler
Above the Law and Under Siege are his best
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Must be some kinda tough guy
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>>220460730
Deh tookim
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>>220460730
this screenshot from a youtewb thumb?
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I hate this movie. Seagal is a fucking assclown.
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>Hey ritchie, that thing with bobby? was it personal, or was it business?
>it was personal business.

I love Seagal movies
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>>220460730
>Whose hotdawg is diss?
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>>220461769
Me too, at least the ones made between 1988 and 2002. Nothing after 2002. Also I don't include The Glimmer Man in that. That movie blew
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>>220460795
marked for death and executive decision (arguably not a seagal movie) are both better
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>>220463152
>executive decision (arguably not a Seagal film)
It's definitely NOT a Seagal film. Only Seagal hating trolls mention it in Seagal threads. At least pick Hard to Kill for fuck's sake
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>>220463316
idk i feel like the extreme expectation subversion makes it at least an honorable mention, it's the reason many people even remember it, because of the twist
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Seagull
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>>220460730

>has anybody perhaps seen and could give me the rundown as to how and why Richie might have done Bobby Lupo?
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>>220461769
Under Siege 2 is certified kino
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>>220463402
I remember it because it's just an extremely tense, nail-bitingly suspensful film. The kind that makes you pause it and pace around the room
The Seagal parts at the beginning are not really that memorable.
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"ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE" SEQUENCE POWER RANKINGS
>1. STEVEN SEAGAL
(((POWER GAP)))
>2. STICKS
>3. GUY SHOVED INTO BOOTH TWICE
>4. BOXER TOUGH GUY
(((POWER GAP)))
>5. BADGE & GUN
>6. UGLY GIRLFRIEND
>7. VINNIE
>8. CRUSHED NUTS GUY
(((SUPREME POWER GAP)))
>9. FEAR & COMMON SENSE GUY
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>>220460730
>ARE YOU TOTALLY FUCKING NUTS OR WHAT? YOU COULDA KILLED SOMEBODY UPSTAIRS.
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>>220464017
>BUT THERE AIN'T NOBODY UPSTAIRS! GOD IS AN ILLUSION OF THE UNCLEAN MASSES! THE UNIVERSE IS COLD AND UNCARING AND ALL WE ARE IS WORM FEED WITH DELUSIONS OF HIGHER PURPOSE!
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>>220460730
thank you for keeping up the tradition, anon
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>>220463681
>>9. FEAR & COMMON SENSE GUY
He was in Attica ya prick ya
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>>220460730

>ANYONE KNOW WHY RICHIE KILLED ARTIE BUCCO??

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