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Would you pay Amanda Bynes $1000+ for a cameo? What would you have her say?
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>>220461747
I’d have her get nude and sing the entirety of Cotten Eye Joe
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I'd have her say nothing. I'd just tell her to point the camera at her feet and that's what no one did.
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There's only 9 left. You'd be insane not to get one.
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Travis scott is the best rapper alive and Nolan is a genius for casting him and Zendaya. Anyone that has a problem with this is just a boomer on their way out
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>>220461747
>What would you have her say
"Court Dismissed! Bring in the Dancing Lobsters!"
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>>220461816
Someone's jeet is on the fritz.
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I thought she was opening an OnlyFans too?

I saw some article where they were gushing over her amazing weight loss and how great she looks. Meanwhile her head hasn't changed one bit.
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I don't really understand why anyone would pay for a Cameo. The actors just read what you have written to them and it's not like they actually meet you. Getting an autograph can actually be an investment if you sell it later and selfie is kinda cool.
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>>220461816
This bot is malfunctioning.
Someone get rakesh to redirect it to one of the Groidysissy threads.
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>>220461897
It really depends on the celebrity. A few years ago my buddy was going through a really hard time after the death of his brother which triggered a general life-crisis. He wasn't listening to our advice and he was pig-headed enough to think that he could get through it by himself, so in addition to my friends having a positive intervention for him I also got Billy Boyd to do a cameo. I asked him to give him a quick 30-second hello to cheer him up, but instead Billy gave him a nearly 5-minute speech about the importance of listening to your friends and allowing them to help you even if you think you can handle it. He started if off by saying "Anon! It's your old friend Pippin"

My buddy was so moved by that, he sent Billy a heartfelt thank you through the Cameo system. Billy then messaged me directly and said he was honored to have been part of that intervention for him, and that he wished he had friends like us when he was going through a rough spot in his life before he got hired for LotR.

Just an unbelievably nice dude.
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>>220462340
this is the gayest shit ive ever read. Too bad you didn’t kill yourself instead of your friend
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>>220462340
Based Pippin
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>>220461747
FUCK ME DADDY YUH
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>>220461897
Oh, I can think of a few reasons why fans would reach out to desperate actresses via Cameo. I even saw a Melissa Joan Hart do a fetish video.
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>>220461897
Don't pretend like you wouldn't want Moner or Xochitl saying your name.
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If I ask for light humiliation play to cute actresses will I get banned and sued?
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>>220461747
Dan Schneider did not molest me or any other child actor working for Nickelodeon during his time working there. I was not given access to drugs and alcohol at my young age, nor was I allowed to partake in any illegal activities, or any otherwise immoral activities. These are all salacious lies against a good man and a good husband and father.
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>>220461897
It's almost like money is fucking worthless
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>>220461747
No, but I'd pay 1000 for Cailee Spaeny to sing Coon Town in her underwears
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>>220462446
nasty
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>>220462340
upvoted my good sir
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>>220462340
Always nice to hear about a celebrity being decent.
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>>220462340
Almost as heartwarming as that time Ryan Gosling walked out of my store with three soda cans stacked against his chin.
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>>220462405
>>220464068
Seethe all you want, it's a real story. It would have been less believable if I had said Billy and I then communicated and became friends, but I actually didn't respond to his message besides saying thank you because I knew if I said anything else I would very quickly become uncool.

For what it's worth, that was enough of an emotional shock to my buddy that he did end up recovering from his crisis and he's now got a good job and he's doing good. If fuel prices don't remain crazy then we're gonna go to New Zealand for a few weeks in December and see all the LotR film locations. So FUCK YOU DOUBLE NIGGERS
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>>220462340
Here's a reddit gold, kind stranger
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>>220461816
Very good, zanpreet.
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>>220461747
>29 reviews

She's made $29k doing short videos despite being decades past her prime in relevancy and looks.
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>>220464624
This entire thing is a money laundering scheme, it has to be
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>>220461897
Why would anyone pay for anything
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>>220462340
Uhhh BASED pippin much?
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>>220462340
>Paid to do 30 seconds of work
>Does an extra 4 and a half minutes for free
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>>220461784
>Cotten
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>>220461841
Memory unlocked
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>>220461897
I wouldn’t do it even if it was free. It’s humiliating as a human being
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>>220462446
>watch the Ned's declassified podcast
>this fucking horny slut fucked every single cast member in the entire crew
>is now over 30 and everyone looks back at it with nostalgia
Nickeloden niggas are fucked up
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>>220461747
>have her do the "what's his name again?" pasta
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>>220462540
>Don't call me that
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>>220461747
You could probably convince an onlyfans whore to literally come fuck you for 1000 bucks, why the FUCK would you pay some has been coked out whore to say happy birthday for that amount
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>>220461747
I'd have her yank out her nose ring
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>>220465974
Do you really think child actors get their gigs through just acting real good despite child actors being good being utterly rare? lmao
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>>220465656
had a fansly girl do a photo set for me for 30 bucks and she said she had legit fun doing it and only charged me 22, sometimes they just do it for the love of the game my dude
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>>220461747
>hey everybody shoenice again, well basically i bogged myself beyond repair, eeeeither way i'd just like to say dan harmon did nothing wrong and nickelodeon my schedule is free and i'd whatever you need big bynes to do, she's the man for the job. thaaank yaw.
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>>220462446
lemme guess, she worked with dan 'the man' schneider?
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>>220462340
I hope this is true, genuinely.
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>>220466212
Oh my. Is that guy still eating crazy stuff?
>"shoenice!"
>*chuggs*
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>>220461747
don't these washed-up celebs usually charge $50-100 for a cameo?
$1000 is a retardedly high sum of money for someone like Amanda Bynes, especially in her current state.
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>>220466303
It is, this was back in 2021 at the peak of Cameo's popularity. I'm not going to post the video because it contains personal information, but here's a screenshot of it.
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>>220466514
Yes, and yes. But supply and demand. Price is only retarded if nobody is buying.
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Yes, but only if she reads the list.
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
Dan "Eight Years Old and He's Already Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Gonna Need A Drip Pan For That Pussy Cider" Schneider
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>>220462446
>. I even saw a Melissa Joan Hart do a fetish video.
what video
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>>220466616
Yea no need to post it or anything, just actually makes me happy something positive was posted on this god forsaken website and it wasnt a larp. Small piece of faith restored in humanity that'll prolly be immediately atomized in the next thread i visit but hey, we balll
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>>220466142
That's why Dan Schneider held foot massage auditions at Californian malls in the 90s kek
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I have favorite actors and such, but I couldn't imagine paying for a Cameo (or at least not anything they'd actually do - I could see paying for a Cameo for them to do a literal cameo in some sort of video project, but I would imagine that most of their TOS would forbid this)
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>>220466927
Don’t call me that.
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>>220467024
Not everyones charging 1000 bucks dude, alot of them you can get like a 15 second cute message for 30 bucks. Aint that big of a deal and you can really make somebodys day having fuckin i dunno, Mick Foley say hi and happy birthday. Theres worse shit you can spend 30 bucks on like funding some whores hole spreading career on OF or something
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>>220467105
>t. faceblind anon
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>>220462446
Who is this
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>>220462340
That's pretty cool. Good to hear.
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>>220462340
cheers
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>>220461747
Even in her prime she was mid
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>>220461841
I wonder if she would receive psychic damage saying that again
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>>220467777
Thank you based quads poster
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>>220466160
Whomst
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/jazz/ got Sanders to do a cameo. This made the janny so mad he started autosagging the /jazz/ threads.
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Daily reminder what she used to look like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAqN30UvO9g

Has there ever been a bigger fall off?
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>>220462446
I’m as much of a coomer as the next guy but nothing about this image is erotic to me. Idk thinking back I don’t think I found her attractive as a kid so that may be it too.
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>>220464460
>For what it's worth, that was enough of an emotional shock to my buddy that he did end up recovering from his crisis and he's now got a good job and he's doing good. If fuel prices don't remain crazy then we're gonna go to New Zealand for a few weeks in December and see all the LotR film locations.
I love stories with happy outcomes. Cheers to you all.

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