//tv/
File: hqdefault.jpg (25.3 KB)
25.3 KB
Is this a top 15 movie?
Showing all 55 replies.
>>
Salma hayek in pigtails 2as in the slideshow for years.
>>
>>220461793
Reddit: the movie
>>
>>220461874
Why because it has some criticism of religion?
>>
>>220461793
weirdly good movie despite being retarded
>>
It's a decent enough flick if you can stand Kevin Smith, but it's nowhere near top 15. Not even top 100.
>>
>>220461859
Hottest non-nude appearance I've ever seen.
>>
>>220461793
>top 15 movie?
nah it's top 3 of the movies I thought they were cool when I was a kid and painfully realised it's cringecore on second rematch in present day
>>
>>220461915
based
>>
>>220461915
I would say that Jennifer love Hewitt in the heartbreakers movie.
>>
Not seen a kevin smith movie in well over a decade now, think id probably struggle these days with the bits of this that dont have Matt damon and Affleck in them, but i always thought despite the cringe dollups he could write good dialog and blended the serious bits and the comedy well to tell the story.
>>
File: 1746280881302371.gif (993.7 KB)
993.7 KB
>what gear are you in?
>GEAR?
>>
>>220462703
Is this better than Mallrats?
>>
>>220463479
I dont think ive seen Mallrats in over 20 years haha, i seem to recall thinking Chasing Amy was a much better story but its such a great setting, and i was like woah Jason Lee can act he's pretty damn good but the concept of a mall ofc fit perfectly for a writer like Smith after Clerks. Like all his films post Clerks your sort of living in this world where he has great actors pop up along with this scintillating dialog... but does it always hold up? well they always have their foibles/cringe but Dogma probably made best use of the talent he had, i probably should do a re-watch. I remember the concept actually of JaSBsb being quite funny for the time and having a great cast, the plot about them getting trolled on the internet and this plan to kick the ass of the trolls and stop their movie getting made, id forgot this was made in 2001.
>>
>>220461887
The humor, the shitty on the nose writing, the subject matter, etc
>>
>>220461887
Pothead philosophy/-ers.
>Just do what you think is right, nevermind what anyone thinks.
>No one can tell you what's right.
>>
>>220461793
It's on the list of movies only worth watching if Comedy Central happened to be airing it while you halfway paid attention.
>>
Dogma was a piece of shit. The theological elements were poorly thought out fat kid bullshit. Without them, it was basically just a piece of shit Jay and Silent Bob movie, which this dumb fuck went ahead to write and film anyway.
Here, watch this and keep the sound off for a minute and look at how ugly and awkward it is. The camera is shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y699hnFVy0
Then watch it again except listen to how badly everyone is delivering their lines and how bad the music is and how stupid the things they are explaining are.
>>
>>220465059
Harvey Weinstein is that you?
>>
>>220463895
holy shit dude do you have Alzheimer's?
>>
>>220465700
Yes, it's me, Harvey Weinstein
The things I did match the statutory description of various sex crimes in various states
This was confirmed by testimony in court that I did not directly or via my attorney contradict
Motherfuckers have done 20 to life for less, my case is only remarkable because I'm a rich guy
Sorry if many of you are angry and/or fat about these fairly pedestrian circumstances
>>
>>220464963
I have no idea how that's what you got from the movie, but it says a lot more about your own character than the movie itself.
>>
>>220461793
God no. It’s probably his best but Smith is terrible at actual filmmaking. His writing used to carry him.
>>
>>220463479
having seen both recently, no because mallrats has tits. Dogma is very, very good though.
>>
>>220462780
Dont get it, dont even remember it.
>>
>>220461793
>it was on youtube
Idiot.
>>
>>220464963
You just said you’re a slave
>>
It's half-way between Smith's servicable comedies like Clerks and Mallrats and his shitty self-important dramas like Chasing Amy and Jersey Girl. It's college stoner bullshit that pretends it has something to say about religion, but is really just empty gen x platitudes that reduce spirituality to self-affirmation.
>>
>>220467656
What?
>>
>>220461887
The religious critique on a substantive level doesn't even register on the scale relative to everything else it has going on.
>>
>>220461793
15 shittiest flicks that would play on comedy central twice a month, yes
>>
>>220468742
moron
>>
>>220467914
You come from a long line of people who have no respect for elders or wisdom from experience, and you cope by blaming racism for why your entire bloodline is fucking slaves to their emotions and basic animal instincts
>>
real tired of tradlarpers brehs
>>
>>220469329
>Dude just let the jews turn your culture into nihilistic grey sludge and don't push back. Believing in things is cringe.
>>
>>220469329
Reddit atheists from the early 2010s are now reddit catholics today. With any luck the fad won't last too much longer.
>>
>>220469368
>nihilistic grey sludge
Entertainment for adults SHOULD be morally gray. Only extremely low IQ people prefer black and white morality.
>>
>>220469368
Shut the fuck up Paco. No one wants to hear your beaner ass complain about jews and white genocide.
>>
>>220469430
>>220469481
Shalom.
>>
>>220469411
Reddit atheists turned into LARPagans.
>>
>>220469430
>High IQ people like Netflix slop
>>
>>220469513
Hola
>>
>>220469554
Namaste.
>>
>>220469532
Yeah there was an intermediary step but increasingly they're moving onto being tradlarper catholics and in some cases orthodox. I never thought I'd see the day.
>>
>>220465059
Kevin Smith just isn't a very good writer. He put some Star Wars references in Clerks and Gen X boomers gave him a Hollywood career for it.
>>
Kevun Smurth is a fat gay retard.
>>
>>220469591
I'm not seeing it. The Trads and Orthobros are from Xitter, thr Redditors are oretending to be pagans and gnostics while recycling the same anti-Christian arguments.
>>
>>220469596
He has great social commentary and awareness
>>
>>220469645
No he doesn't. He's a fat consoomer retard who cries at capeshit.
>>
>>220469547
>everything besides Harry Potter and Saturday morning cartoons is Netflix slop
Lol. Lmao.
>>
>>220469430
This is the only time in history people actually believe this sentiment and it's also the most artistically barren time ever.
>>
>>220469689
>My only cultural references are children's media
Yikes nigga.
>>
>>220469430
embarrassing post.
>>
>>220461793
that depends
are there more than 14 other movies ever made?
>>
>>220461793
Jewish nonsense produced by the biggest kike in hollywood.
>>
>>220469430
>Only extremely low IQ people prefer black and white morality.
So you have to be half a retard to like LotR?

Reply to Thread #220461793


Supported: JPG, PNG, GIF, WebP, WebM, MP4, MP3 (max 4MB)