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>"I'll admit I'm not as well stacked as Sophia Loren or Gina Lollo-whatever-her-name is, but there is more to sex appeal than a top-heavy bust or well-rounded bottom."
>Gina Lollo-whatever-her-name is
Kek.
Was she right here? I didn't know Audrey Hepburn had this kind of side to her.
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>>220462092
she is straight up the most perfect woman who has ever lived. everything she said was right.
fuck those bimbo eyetalian whores
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>>220462092
Interesting if it's genuine.
One point worth noting is that she was thin and frail partly because she starved almost to death during childhood. That might have made her slightly less repentent about being a bit aggressive on occasion.
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>>220462092
I think Audrey was very pretty in her 20s and 30s, but she didn't age very well.
Also she was unironicaly a teenage prostitute for nazi officers. She says in her memoire she "danced" for them but I ain't believing that shit. I know how strippers really make money.
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>Sophia Loren or Gina Lollo-whatever-her-name is
No offence to them, but most people in 2026 don't even know who Sophia Loren and Gina Lollobrigida are, yet Audrey is still a household name. She's still referenced a FUCK TON even at the Met Gala last week and very much relevant in pop culture. Her beauty is timeless.
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>>220462239
She was actually chubby after WW2, she was a binge eater so had a pretty bad relationship with food likely as a result from the Dutch winter famine (covered in A Bridge Too Far) but that's not why she was skinny. Here she is in 1948 at an audition for a play in London looking thicc
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Audrey invented the Manic Pixie Dream Girl
And her statement is objectively correct. Women gain a lot of points on the scale if they can pull off the Quirk Chungus thing.
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>>220462264
>but she didn't age very well
Looked it up out of curiosity, could not disagree more. If my gf looked like this at 25 then like that when we're 60 then I'd be a very happy man
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>>220462457
>Audrey invented the Manic Pixie Dream Girl
No she didn't. The MPDG dates back to the 1930s with Katharine Hepburn in Bringing Up Baby often cited as the first true example
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>>220462537
no one looks at that and thinks "yep that's the origin of the manic pixie dream girl", anon
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>>220462092
It kinda sounds like cope but she's right, some women just have an ineffable female aura that sets them above the rest. When they're really good it's infused in all of their movements and mannerisms.
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>>220462804
she went to a party full of Sophia Loren and Gina Lollobrigida Stacy's (curvy (actual curvy not fat like it's used today) sex symbols at the time) did a little experiment for fun, made it obvious to the men that she was there alone and they all flocked to her from the Stacy's, despite her being flat af
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>>220462092
Women are ridiculous.
Yeah, I am still attractive even though I don't have huge tits.
Just walk across the floor and look like a Hollywood actress and dress like one.
They're all pay attention to you and validate you!
Imagine needing to psy-op yourself into confidence just to justify desired attention in when other people are in the same room.
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>>220462318
zoomers will twist it in a way like that she looked and acted like a young girl and because all men were pedos in hollywood that's why she was so successful
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>>220463047
This was after she split from her husband Mel Ferrer (not officially) who had been cheating on her, manipulating her, was jealous of her success and tried to use it against her, so again it was a men making a woman crazy.
It's ALWAYS a man's fault.
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>>220462092
Her tit envy is funny.
>erm ackchully i am high class and there’s more to it than big tits blah blah blah
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>>220462092
>flatty posts her 15 paragraph dairy entry on why flats are actually as sexy as titcows
lmao, no
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>>220462164
>she is straight up the most perfect woman who has ever lived
Agreed
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She had class, unlike some...
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>>220464095
yeah there's more to it, like big feet
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>>220464136
do you know in Charade there's a part where Cary Grant is massaging her feet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KnFCYdPZRM
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>>220463227
She cheated on him, openly, for years. Straight up just living with other men for extended periods. Or am I thinking of the other Hepburn?
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>>220463508
When they can't compete, they start coping. Honestly, I've never heard of Gina Lollobrigada before until this thread but after looking her up it's clear she absolutely mogs Audrey Hepburn. Her coping only served to immortalize the women she was coping over.
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I love both Audrey Hepburn and Sophia Loren: They are both really pretty. Audrey has more grace and refinement, Sophia has more glamour and passion. I'd be happy to share my life with either of them and i've watched a bunch of their movies and they are both screen stealing presences
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>>220464664
>By discarding conventional markers of attractiveness and fixating on weird ones?
So boobs and ass are "conventional markers of attractiveness" but face isn't? You're fucking retarded. She was flat but she also carried herself really well and most agree she's one of the most beautiful women ever, of course that's going to be valued over dime a dozen whore with big tits
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Small is fine too, there is such a thing as too small however as they can be too wide with stubby toes. Shape and vascularity are far more important than size. Personally I like them big because big feet can smother your entire face and create a mask of feet trapping you under them, so they are better for smothering.
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>>220462092
>When you hold your hand out to a man, and just as you are about to touch him, you think to yourself. "I'm all woman. I'm all woman" And when your hand touches his--pow! Your feelings are supercharged across to him.
Is this really how women think? Will this work for me if I think 'I'm all man. I'm all man'?
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>people still watch and enjoy her movies
This. I watched Roman Holiday on vacation with my gf, that shit had me almost crying. When she was asked which was her favorite place to visit in her palace or whatever and she says "they were all good in their own ways... Rome/ By all means, Rome." and she looks at Joe and then the scenes after that fucking GOT me.
We've since watched Sabrina and Funny Face, she's great in those but the men are just laughably miscast.
If you actually watch her movies you can really see why she was SO beloved and it's not just because of her fashion or looks, her mannerisms and way she puts emphasis on certain words etc are just insanely attractive it's kinda hard to take your eyes off her
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Barely related to the thread, but Man Of U.N.C.L.E. did a superb homage of 1960s swag, and Alicia Vikander played a beautiful recreation of the Audrey Hepburn pixie style.
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completely mogged by Debicki in that film
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>>220462092
>Was she right here?
Yes. She radiated femininity that suggested kindness, pureness, and nurturing. That is far more powerful then the big titty and big ass women that inspire lust alone. Most women don't understand that and think that inspiring lust, like a whore, is prefferred, then they wonder why they keep getting pumped and dumped.
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>>220462092
she actually had perfectly nice tits in War and Peace, she just didn't show them off regularly
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>>220465569
Ugly? You seem lost? you must've replied to the wrong thread.
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>>220462264
maybe she only gave them handjobs?
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aesthetic pic
>>220462164
she has some seriously creepy demonic ahh energy here, not cool man
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>>220463318
those horizontal fish lips that are too low and that wide chin, she looks too russian
pure slavshit ugliness, broski
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>>220464335
>Gina Lollobrigada
those italian titcows were something else, man
look up Debora Caprioglio too
imagine being balls deep in the pulsating pussy of an italian titcow while you look her in the eyes
pure
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>>220466841
Jennifer Connelly is a delicious woman. Perfect hips, tits, ass and she's cute too despite being a greedy noseberg. She has yummy mammaries because jewesses need to nourish many hungry little Shlomos.
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Awooga
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Based choice, too, she was stunning.
Debicki was the Catherine Deneuve for Vikander's Audrey Hepburn.
Guy Ritchie definitely cooked with the cast, just sheer elegance and grace with her girlbosses.
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>>220462092
>Was she right here? I didn't know Audrey Hepburn had this kind of side to her.
She didn't. She was a classy lady and would never have made that type of comment for publication.
>>220462230
And badly written at that. "Stacked" was not a term at the time she supposedly said that, and anyone who uses that word would not then dial back to "top-heavy bust or well-rounded bottom" rather says tits and ass. AI writing sucks ass. I see it in my students' work every term.
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>>220465534
anorexia was never sexy and never will be
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>>220462092
>I didn't know Audrey Hepburn had this kind of side to her.
I'm skeptical. Some of her biographers quote this clipping, but it reads like something her press agent would write, not the actress herself.
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>>220464136
Those are certainly a nice thing for a woman to have, yes.
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That was just jealousy and she didn't even try to hide it. I mean I get it, you work all your life to make unique indie folk music and don't get any recognition, and suddenly this overdramatic theater kid pops out of nowhere and is crowned the queen of "weird and unconventional" music by normies, even though her music is pretty mainstream when you look past the fancy production and funny outfits she wears in the music videos. But in hindsight, she just came off as bitter and it was a bad look.
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Big or small tits both have their appeal. As do the ones in the middle that don’t stand out either way. A flatchest with AA cups is sexy. F and E cups are sexy. So are A through DD. They all have their pros and cons, different, valid appeals.
A nice ass, is absolutely a necessity. I don’t mean big (although, that’s my strongly held preference.) I mean there needs to be an hourglass shape to the lower body, the right ratio resulting in flared hips, a noticeable widening at the bum, leading down to a slight flare at the very top of the thighs. An overall soft roundness to the glutes.
For men who enjoy smaller bums and thinner legs, that hip measurement can be very lean, but the waist needs to be in the correct proportions to swoop in above it.
If not, no perfect breasts, no absolutely gorgeous face or stunning eyes can rescue the overall package. In total silhouette is her beauty, or lack thereof revealed.
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Read all these with interest. Personally I doubt it's anything like so much an actress's creation as it's that of cynical studio executive types.
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>"Stacked" was not a term at the time
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I dont know where this pixie girl invention is coming from, she was always known as a gamine, and it is the genus from which the pixie looks springs from.
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>>220466384
I'm pretty sure she had one or two capped right before my fair lady
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I once (briefly) dated a girl who had that kind of seductive pseudo-60s look to her
I also, unrelated, also went to a lot of weddings of big families in rented halls with lots of little rooms for people to disperse to and do their own thing
so basically this scene of flirting by playing some impromptu game of sliding things across the floor with a slightly inebriated adult woman causes me intense feelings of bittersweet nostalgia angst
thanks for reading my blog
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>>220462264
>I know how strippers really make money.
Well then you're wiser than everyone in my family anon. Everyone thinks my aunt is a "dancer" in Vegas and one time I got tired of the euphemisms so I suggested they were being naive and that she's really a whore (in not as crass terminology). Well they all got pissed at me and tried to tell me I'm crazy. Meanwhile I literally know because I witnessed what her "career" is.
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>>220472011
There is no modern equivalent to classic movie stars. Movie stars in the traditional sense simply don't exist anymore.
The glamour and illusion of being larger than life is ruined when you have paparazzi taking photos of them in flip flops and yoga pants getting snacks at the 7-11. Also movies just suck now so there's that. The last old school "movie star" is Tom Cruise and when he goes that's it
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I need a middle aged Italian woman in my life
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Rachel Zegler
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Gain taste
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>>220472011
I don't think she's "irreproducible" by any means, it's just that the individual actress who might actually merit that description hasn't fetched up yet.
(Also Roon's a strong talent who shouldn't waste her time attempting to emulate somebody else).
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Jesus Christ that's hot.
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>The last old school "movie star" is Tom Cruise
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>>220472011
If you're referring to looks alone, Keyra Knightley has a similar gazelle-like build and similar cheekbones-chin-nose proportions.
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>Also she was unironicaly a teenage prostitute for nazi officers. She says in her memoire she "danced" for them but I ain't believing that shit
1. She never wrote a memoir
2. She held ballet recitals to fundraise for the underground resistance, those in Nazi occupied areas disrupting Nazi operations with sabotage etc.
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>>220462164
People like her because she's the pioneer of moeblob hebeslop looks, and we know that hebefags are the most annoying people on earth with their stupid man-like taste on woman
Normal and high IQ men loves the like of sophia loren and claudia cardinale, or even monroe because they have developed an actual taste for woman with adult personality aside from ripe and defined body - not some playful preteen looking blob
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>The glamour and illusion of being larger than life is ruined when you have paparazzi taking photos of them in flip flops and yoga pants getting snacks at the 7-11.
Audrey was literally the first celebrity to be followed by paparazzi, here are pics while she was walking her dog taken by Elio Sorci, the first paparazzo. Taken in 1959 before La Dolce Vita (where the term paparazzi comes from) was even filmed
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>Out of the three I'd go for Audrey every single time.
Because you're a subhuman angloid.
>Muh low class
Italians will always be superior to anglo untermensch
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She lived in Arnhem, Netherlands during the war, not France.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_resistance
She even has a square named after her in Arnhem: https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburnplein
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sticc chads rise up
https://youtu.be/uhZbyB2knkk
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need a hug buddy?
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she made a fucking Nun's outfit look good, that takes authentic beauty that "sex appeal" could never do.
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Nun's outfits are always sexy, they have a chaste, classy quality to them that just makes me diamonds. Literally put any woman in a nun outfit (authentic, not some fake sexy halloween bullshit) and it increases her score out of ten by at least 2
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