>>220463418
Don't forget those leafy greens.

>>220463418
>Character apparently has never held grocery bags before in their life, struggles with each step not to drop their groceries all over the sidewalk
>Also it is snowing

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>character goes grocery shopping
>appears holding a paper bag with ALL the baguettes

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for me, it's the whole celery stalk nobody ever really buys

>>220464849
That is how celery is sold thoughbeit.

>>220463692
Hell yeah! I just came here to post this obvious wink at the audience.

>character holding a grocery bag trips
>three oranges fall out

>>220464849
If you chop it up and add it with mayonnaise to a can of tuna, mphhhha! Chef's kiss. Eat it with saltine crackers for best mouth feel.

>>220464864
In America they generally chop the leaf off

>>220464892
This is incorrect. Tuna should be eaten plain directly from the can. Then you drink the tasty fish juice after as a special treat.

>>220463692
he did such a great job with this character. His mania in the scene at the thought of so much day old bread felt so genuine.

>>220464922
A plague on your house!

>>220464900
I've gotten it with the leaves on for as long as I've been buying groceries. You just trim the top bit with your knife.

>>220464849
You'll never, ever see anyone just carrying plastic bags like 99% of all shoppers. It must be an aesthetic thing.
Another thing you'll never see is someone walking down a street, like NYC and yet no one, evidently, is intently staring at their iphone, even though literally EVERY ONE does that today.

>>220464892
> mouth feel
are you 6 years old

>>220465037
Its a joke reference to the menu with my waifu, Anya Taylor joy.

>>220465005
Most TV shows take place in cities where you can walk to and from the grocery store with a paper bag.
Plastic bags are more of a suburban thing, but even then they're largely being replaced with canvas reusable ones. My state has soft banned disposable bags and now you need to pay $.05 per bag if you don't come with your own.

>>220465072
Does she make you suck cocks for her too?

>>220465072
you're waifu a shit

>>220465087
>>220465095
Oh marone! Eat my cock, there is enough for both of you! Pretend its a baguette and you are french bitches.

>>220464892
This, but also adding onions, then put that on white bread, add sliced cheese on top and bake it.

>>220465081
Still not gonna see everyone in the background staring into their iphones.

>>220465129
>Eat my cock, there is enough for both of you!
Only if Anya tells me too haha jk I don't really want that lol but I would do it if she wanted me to.

>>220465259
It is OK to be gay you don't need to pretend a girl is asking you to be gay.

>>220465455
>It is OK to be gay
Not its not.
>asking
Making.

>>220465005
Home Alone