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what would you do in this situation?
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>>220464386
FMK
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mfk
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>>220464386
MFK
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where can i listen to her poop? does she do big wet thunky plops or does it sound like wet dog food shot through a pressure hose? are the intervening farts wet and loud or dry and tight? do her dumps begin crackly then gradually go loose? does she moan and grunt after pushing a load? does she ever think its a manageable poop but then it's a little explosive and it's so loud that you can hear the porcelain ring as she blows up the toilet? does she enjoy pooping - does she go "unf yeah" when she takes a huge high velocity mush pile after holding it in for half an hour
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FKM
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>>220464444
fuckin BASED scatfag
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>MKF
honestly, prematurely ejaculate, leaving them all disappointed and embarrassed for me
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>>220464386
kkk
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>>220464386
Go home
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>>220464444
unbelievable get
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>>220464386
didnt realize how petite she was standing next to Moner
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>>220464386
I pull out my boner and it goes BOIOIOIOIOING and then they all drop to their knees in unison and have a threeway makeout session on the tip of my rod until I bust
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There is only one Spider Man and his name is Peter Parker
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>>220464386
Same thing I do every time I save this photo, crop out the right third.
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>>220464407
This is the correct order
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Fixed
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>>220465842
MTU

(move to Utah)
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>>220465842
saved, in every sense of the word
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>>220466304
this
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>>220464407
correct
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>>220464386
I would actually have them doing superhero stuff in those sexy outfits rather than just sitting around...but hey that's just me*shrugs*
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>>220465842
Moner still looked like an 11/10 back then and we could have had an entire movie of her in that outfit.
But we didn't. We got a movie that was so bad it became a meme instead.
Hollywood deserves everything that is happening to it right now and I hope literally every writer is replaced by AI just as punishment for this travesty.
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>>220465842
Right needs a paper bag
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No, but really, look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much. #MadameWeb #Arana #AnyaCorazon
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>>220464386
Sacrifice Moner and the black to webqueen Dakota and make Sydney watch.
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>>220464386
I would welcome them into my warm embrace
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>>220464386
KFM
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>>220464386
weren't they in these outfits for something like 14 seconds of screen time total?
Yet all marketing was this
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I would engage
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>>220466965
not my Araña
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>>220469027
That looks shit
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>>220464444
Quad quads of number two
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>>220469341
>constant visions of the letter P
>P is important
>Remember P
>crushed to death by S
Fucking Bravo
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So when will/did they ever do a cocky, teenage girl be a villain?
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>>220464663
Makes her tatas all the more unbelievable, almost franny Capaldi tier.
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>>220464407
True
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>>220470568
You can't make teenagers villains when their the target demographic
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>>220464415
>>220464428
this
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>>220470568
Mean girls, cruel intentions and brick has teen antagonist.
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>>220464386
Shoot webs.
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>>220470803
I meant superhero movies, not teen comedies.
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Wow two chicks at the same time!
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>>220470885
Morgan has anya Taylor joy as a genetic experiment.
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>>220470916
So "no", ok thanks.
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>>220464386
>So it takes 3 of you to do the same job as 1 spiderman?
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>>220464386
I hate seeing black women with Afro hair. That hairstyle is only for men.
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>>220470970
based
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>>220464386
Ugly bitches can't even cosplay with tons of money just cheap shit to stuff their dwarve bodies into
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JULIA GET DOWN
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>>220466930
holy homosexual
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>>220464386
>what would you do in this situation?
zapping, trying to find something that doesn't have ugly chicks in it. Probably some old show
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>>220470970
wrong
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>>220464386
why the hell did they get this cast and not make the movie about them getting captured and raped?
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>>220464415
Based
>>220464386
Moner's expression could destroy my fragile ego with a single look.
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>>220472645
that's not a fro
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>>220464407
Duh
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>>220464386
Probably huff paint and listen to Primus for seven hours
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>>220464386
why the only one that looks similar to the original character is Sweeney?
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>>220464415
>>220464428
These
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>>220464415
>>220464428

This is the correct order, if you’re white.
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>>220466965
Uohhhh
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>>220464386
Would, would, wouldn't
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>>220464386
MKK
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>>220464386
h-hey, i am the bad guy
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>>220464386
I’d listen

That’s what no one else did
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>>220464386
FMK
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>>220464386
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>>220464415
>>220464428
correct
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>>220464386
Take it out
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>>220464386
Tell them to put their masks on
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>>220475537
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>>220464386
Being an adult is learning how to never allow yourself to be put in that situation
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>>220464386
>The afro
Do black people actually do this because they think it looks good or is it pure contrarianism about "having different hair from white people"? Looks like something out of a fucking cartoon.
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>>220464386
Imagine how successful this movie would've been if this is just what the movie was
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>>220464386
>black girl mogging the others so they give her an afro
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>>220469951
No. It was the second P that got him.
Still retarded, bit it was the smaller P that fell on him.
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>>220472645
a black girl I dated had curly hair like that, but always strightened it out
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>>220476628
from an Electric Company comic
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>>220464386
I could kill them all with a single strike. There's no way they would be able to best me in combat.
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>>220464386
III (Impregnate Impregnate Impregnate)
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>>220465842
Remove the brownie att it's fully fixed
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>>220464386
>Laugh my ass off

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