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>they somehow don't get "suicided" in the first season
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>>220464907
Deepthroat protected them though you dumb bitch
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>>220464939
So did the Nicotine Loving Fellow
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>>220464907
>barge into a highly guarded military black site
>see an alien human hybrid fetus in a jar
>"excuse me, I need to see your id badge...this isn't a real badge, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, ma'am."
>Scully drives home and writes a report about it for Skinner
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>>220464907
What gives? They can't solve any case anyway
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>Mulder and Scully are government agents investigating the government with help from the government to avoid the obstruction of the government in order to prove that the government is covering up what is being done by the government
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>>220464907
Why kill them when they're working for you? Every time they find a hole in your security you patch it. They'll find the vulnerabilities you didn't even know you had in your conspiracy. At the same time they rack up loss after loss, never getting any real proof and it looks like they're wasting their time. You delegitimize them and strengthen your operations at the same time
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>>220464907

Consider this, there are FBI agents right now somewhere who have seen the actual existing Epstein evidence.
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>We can't risk making Mulder into a martyr for his cause!!!

How many of Mulder's leads and informants got merc'd by Krycek and none of them became martyrs
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>>220464907
They figured they wouldn't find out the truth. I mean who the hell would?
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>>220465092
>anon discovers his first crumb of the principal-agent problem
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>>220465174
fbi (mossad)
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>>220464907
It's not like they were going to find out it was the final remnants of the ww2 nazi regime. Wernher von Braun was the lesser space craft designer. The nazi stealth crafts with the hydrogen inflated wings that look like saucers got some nice upgrades I'd say. Kek. Caught you.
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>>220465092
this happends irl all the time
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>>220465178
yea i love that excuse, so many crazy ufo whistleblowers/believers in the show that get merked with no second thoughts lol
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>>220464907
Yeah it’s a tv show. How would they make the show without the two main characters? Fucking retard
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>>220464907
Smoker allowed it all. Obviously Mulder was followed by a bunch of UFO nuts and the lone gunman knew him, so making him a martyr wasn't a good idea.
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>>220465092
I take it you haven't been keeping up with the news lately
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>>220464907

Nothing ever happened with the alien stuff, that's why monster of the week were the better episodes.
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>>220464907
In the X-Files the government is basically Bill Murray, they get off on letting Mulder and Scully see them do crazy shit and then smugly saying "no one will believe you"
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>>220464907
scully was sent by the powers that be to give mulder something else to care about so he would never really become a threat. the series is about how unconsciously if you aren't actively volcel you're compromised
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>>220464907
they never figured out it is the jews either so they arent very good detectives
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>>220469630
neither of these is true
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this is your boss now. what now?
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peter strzok and his work wife were the new mulder and scully. you can see gifs of both duchovny and strzok doing the same kooky goof-off expressions
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>>220470049
We'll see each other in Valhalla, brother.
Are there really jeets in Valhalla?
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>>220465178
That was just some bullshit Smoking Man spun since Mulder is his son and he wanted to protect him.
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>>220464907
I liked this show as a kid but is does NOT hold up all. The Monster of the Week episodes all follow the same exact formula and the "main narrative" is just ridiculous and never gets a satisfying resolution so who cares.
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>>220465092

Sir, I'm with the Government.

I'm going to ask that you stop talking about the Government.

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