>>220465409 Having a girl orgasm on your face is super hot. Unfortunately my current gf is mostly a starfish and would maybe do it but treat it like a chore
>>220465409 Nah, even Tony admitted he eats Carm out once a year. It's just that Junior thought it still mattered, so he made fun of him for it. All that ended up happening was him losing a perfectly good GILF
>>220465409 It's not great and women actually seem to know it. It's rare for a chick to ask you to go down on her, and as long as you don't stink, you're still gonna get your power-source gobbled.
>>220465409 I lift girls upside down and fuck their throat and eat their pussy while standing. Feels great and I can go for ages this way, but as soon as I start hitting it from the back I don't last long, what gives?
>Fellas, is it gay to give your girlfriend an orgasm? You get teased about eating pussy because your girl has a big fuckin' mouth and is blabbing about what happens behind your closed doors. It is an indictment of you keeping a loudmouthed gossiping woman at your side, which is a real fuckin' problem when you are in the middle of a criminal fuckin' conspiracy.
I've never eaten pussy because I learned that the clitoris is a proto-penis, just underdeveloped. It might not be gay necessarily, but it's gay-adjacent. Also I once smelled a lady's butthole and it was nothing like the brap meme, it was vile. So I'd rather avoid having my nose anywhere near that area.
>>220467179 >the clitoris is a proto-penis, just underdeveloped Rather, the penis is an over-developed clitoris. All human foetuses start out as female.
>>220467179 The labia are an undeveloped nut sack so if you fuck a woman you rub your penis against one. Isn't that gay? Stop being gay and suck a penis, bro.
I stopped giving oral because the cancer thing. Always thought my throat hurt after and there’s a weird metallic taste that lingers. It’s not worth it.
>>220467272 Or if you can't find/get one. Get a normal condom, cut halfway towards the centre of the circle and unwrap it, should give you a rectangle you can place over the pussy. It's a bit awkward holding it steady while you eat but hey oral hygiene is important.
>>220465409 I thoroughly enjoy doing it, it used to be that eating ass was rare and when I did that girls were surprised, now eating ass is expected but eating pussy is rare. I don't know how the hell that happened but every chick I go down on tells me they rarely get eaten out.
>>220466861 I can let girls ride me and last forever but if I go on top I only last 30 seconds >>220467976 Guaranteed The Ick if you do this, better to just tell her you don't lick snizz
>>220465409 It is often times even worse. No one talks about how the peehole will randomly queef stale period blood into your mouth when she orgasms. Never seen that in a porno but it happened to me twice.
I'm pretty sure 90% of anons here haven't tasted a pussy in their lives. Let's do the simplest sniff-test: how does a clean pussy taste? No, it's not salty coins and milk.
>>220468792 It just tastes sharp, acidic, like a faint vinegar. It's honestly not a great taste, but nothing beats the feeling of "I got her" she's a quivering mess.
>>220468906 >shes a quivering mess this sounds like a virgin writing it. i swear to christ the terms and phrasing people use to talk about having sex are excuse the phrase but cringeworthy.
>>220465783 is this true if you are a gigantic fucking loser virgin who has never had so much as a kiss? >what makes you think you’ll need it then true, true…but all the same
>>220468792 It tastes kind of fleshy and a little metallic. >>220468906 >sharp, acidic, like a faint vinegar What kind of gross, unwashed pussies have you been eating?
>>220465763 the Welsh are swarthy. Romans chose to stay behind in the 5th century and continued life with the Britons is west Wales which also receives warmer climates through the gulf stream
>>220467272 >>220467976 >>220468433 I can't imagine using a dental dam or Saran Wrap or anything between you and the girl. Seems like neither would enjoy it
If you put your mouth anywhere near genitalia or assholes you are more pig than human. Literal monkey see, monkey do shit copied over from pornography and they try to justify it to "heh, at least i got laid haha". Interesting how in ancient, atavistic and androcentric master morality times it was shunned, but not in the current pozzed gynocentric zeitgeist.
>>220467248 I ate the oussy of some cute albeit less than fresh girl at a music festival when I was in highschool. How fucking gay is that? I want to absolutely smacking myself
Melena Morgan is the princess of cunnilingus and that's the end of it, I'll hear no more. Movie recommendations with cunnilingus, American pie, cruel intentions, the 5th element.
>>220465409 Its seen as a bitch move in Latin machismo culture, cheating with a younger woman in more accepted. Also they pee and bleed out of there and get weird infections, its not hygienic.
>>220465657 You can get HPV from a doorknob you touched 2 years ago. Thank the jews for replacing all the copper doorknobs with other bullshit. Copper is one of the best disinfecting metals next to silver its why people used it for 1000s of years. Used to be inside your fridge too but (((they))) want your shit to go bad faster.
>>220465409 Of course it's bad. Look at this way, she's not thinking about you while you're down there on your belly like a little bitch. You're getting pussy juice all over your face, which is no better than snot, while she lies there fantasizing about other men. You think she isn't', but she is. She's not thinking about some submissive wimp with her pussy snot on his face. That's not a female fantasy.
>>220470492 I do have lot of sex but don't like going down there to any woman and even less when they're sluts. I do like to receive a lot of blowjobs so yeah that makes me an hypocrite but who cares
>>220468792 >how does a clean pussy taste There isn't a comparison with any other taste. It's like asking what a tit feels like (answer: it feels like a tit). I've had one that wasn't ideal and one that was straight up rotten fish guts. Th we rest we're awesome.
>>220465723 It basically only works if you take it at like 10 and have never had sex. It's useless if you're a sex-having adult since at that point you're going to have the virus anyway if you're going to have it so it doesn't really matter if you keep licking all the pussies and assholes.
>>220467179 >Also I once smelled a lady's butthole and it was nothing like the brap meme, it was vile. You're supposed to do that to thin girls with good hygiene, not smelly fatsos with shit in their pants.
>>220465543 >>220465436 Only a specific strain of HPV, not the super common one Don't eat pussy from a random stripper at the club and you'll be fine Don't suck cock, faggots are even worse than strippers for STDs
>>220473764 It’s pretty much code for “I wouldn’t have a clue what to do between a woman’s legs except stick my lame excuse for a penis in there and cum in 5 seconds”.
>>220468792 Slightly tart and there's a clean ocean smell. I've made rainbow trout for dinner and got a boner because my hands smelled exactly like pussy
