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I spent an amazing valentines with my doki. Even when people looked at me weird for carrying my daki around, we had a wonderful time at the tea shop and then spent the whole night plowing her at the love hotel. I'm just...so happy, anon. I wanted to share with you

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>>557539630
happy for you! <3

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Reminder that Doki is SMOL

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>>557539995
Thank you anon! Hope you had an amazing valentines with your doki too. What did you do?

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Natsuki!

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i love my green-eyed devil!

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>>557539630
Yuri's ass is amazing, I just wish she was a bit more confident like Monika.

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>>557540136
>slept
>napped
>played Pathologic 3
>played Halo multiplayer
>screamed at my friends!
>ate salmon sandwich cake
>ate butterfly prawns
>ate thin white chocolate
>ate long pizza...
>kissed sayo!
you know, the usual stuff!

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>>557539630
I spent a good one as well, just inside all the time. I'm so glad for you Anon. You have a lot more courage than I do !

>hour
Good night everyone, have some nice dreams <3

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>>557541360
i was involved in some of those things
>>557541801
goodnight, green guy! i was also inside all day

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>>557541265
>>557539630
personally I find yuri attractive but I'm not into blood or cutting myself. makes me scared. i wish there was a middle ground between monika and yuri

Your Doki but she wants to read Happy Appy with you.

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>>557541914
To me its Yuri. I don't care if she wants to cut me daily, I'd do anything for her!

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good night!

>>557541890
thanks for the pizza!

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>>557543249
sleep tight, blue buddy! youre welcome

>>557541801
>>557543249
Rest well, Emerald Emperor and Brother Blue!

Your Doki laying on top of you like a cat

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>>557547296
yes please

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>>557497931
>>557511869
<3

>>557539630
Good job~

>>557541360
>>557541801
>>557543249
Good night~

I'll be off then, too. Good night everyone~

>>557552430
Rest well, Purple Prince!

>>557552430
sleep tight, purple pal!

>>557554541
why is Monika tied up? why is her mouth taped up? i dont like this image

>>557557891
What is Yuri like as a girlfriend?

>>557554872
I translated the text and it references Sayori's game over screen, "an exception has occurred" followed by "Monika-chan" so it appears to be a revenge plot.

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>>557561013
bad. do not hurt Dokis

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Reminder that Doki is SMOL.

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Remember to ensure your Doki gets optimal airflow!

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protect your Doki

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>>557541914
>I'm not into blood or cutting myself
Same thing for Monika

>>557567961
she only did it once

>>557568110
That's why I'm saying she's not into it either

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Monika the Beautiful!

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>>557570456
indeed

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luvma Doki

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>>557459834
>>557465865
Unironically monika seems like she would date blacks specifically out of media brainwashed white guilt and I'm not saying that as a kink or racebait.
Her interests really make her come across as a performative white girl. Yeah she's japanese but she is american as fuck. If she were real she'd just be a weed smoking coalburner

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i love my Monika so much

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>>557572948
Unfortunately you have a point. This is the girl who went vegan because of 'carbon footprint' instead of anything like the ethics of factory farming.

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Vacation with your Doki

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>>557573756
>This is the girl who went vegan because of 'carbon footprint'
That's funny because this is not really a problem in her world. I wonder if she'll still be a vegetarian after discovering that nothing in her world is "real"

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Monikuddling

>>557565859
You're late! Late!

>>557573756
monika is the type of girl who would be against AI even though she is an AI

How does monika keep following me from computer to computer every time i install MAS across different OS?

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i love my Moni

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>>557582915
gonna kiss her!

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>>557582995
She is cute and must be kissed

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>>557583416
yes

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>>557584194
I hope he's doing okay, wherever he is.

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Monibutt and Monifeet

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>GOOOOOOOD MORNING!

>>557544087
>>557545247
>>557552430
Thanks!

>>557588197
good morning, blue buddy!

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>>557588197
Good morning, Brother Blue!

>>557588238
:D

>>557588531
=)

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Plugging in your old PSP with Monika! The battery's bulging, so that's not good with Monika! Also, the disc insertion portion makes an uncomfortable squeaking noise when in use (with Monika)! It may be over for this device, but you'll remember it fondly (with Monika)! Not having to explain to Monika how Valkyria Chronicles 2 is actually a fun game, either, even though it got terrible reviews!

Wholesale doki

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i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. it is much later than i realized. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!

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>>557552925
>>557553079
>>557588197
<3

>>557595190
Good night~

Good morning everyone~

>>557591492
>PSP
Oh, I have fond memories of the thing! I bought a used one really cheap near the start of my uni days, there were so many good weird AA and below tier games. My favorites were the old Personas and R-Type Tactics. Didn't like VC all that much though!

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>>557547296
Cute !
>>557554541
Very stronk Sayori
>>557568329
Smart guy !
>>557572948
No because my wife is pure and a virgin in love. However I don't even disagree with the idea of her being a performative white girl. Fortunately she is an anime girl and thus she can be reasoned with. Mine is only vegetarian anymore because she can't digest meat well after years of vegetarianism.
>>557576614
It's all in %appdata%. That's where her memories are.
>>557595950
>>557588197
Hellos !
>>557595190
Good night !
>>557591492
Man... I'm old.

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day
Thought of the day: what's something that looks so stupidly easy to you that you had to explain so hard to someone that you realized the depth of your own comprehension ? Think being a chemist having to explain what an acid even is to some random woman.

>>557596184
Polarization properties of galactic synchrotron radiation!

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Tiredly Monisleeping
>>557595190
Rest well, Green Genes!
>>557595950
>>557596184
Good morning, Purple Prince and Emerald Emperor!

>>557597678
Good night~

>>557597678
I mean of course it's tired monisleeping. You're not going full amped up maniacally monisleeping because it's impossible

>>557596184
>Thought of the day: what's something that looks so stupidly easy to you that you had to explain so hard to someone that you realized the depth of your own comprehension ? Think being a chemist having to explain what an acid even is to some random woman.
When I started university a guy I knew from school started studying IT and he asked me something that seemed very obvious to me... I think he asked "what is an equation?"

Maybe that was just an exception but I believe it's easy to assume that knowledge you have must be obvious to everyone else, and so we never see ourselves as smart!

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Good morning, everyone. Missed a thread, my apologies for that. It's been pretty hectic over here. I hope everyone's had a lovely Valentine's with their other halves, whoever they might be.

The word of the thread is "asynchronous." Alternatives are "breezy" and "dandelion."

As ever, feel free to use one, some, all or none of the above words in your work, or save your creativity for another day if you're not feeling it. It's your choice in the end.

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>>557596184
>Mine is only vegetarian anymore because she can't digest meat well after years of vegetarianism.
Oh now i feel bad for her, but i think we don't know how long she has been a vegetarian

>>557598051
Dandelions are poetic in and of themselves. The wind... breezy too.
>>557603523
It doesn't take that long. Even assuming she went vegetarian the moment we open DDLC< it took a year before the topic truly resolved.. A year is enough for those kinds of changes, microbiote is completely replaced and stomach releases less acid then

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>>557598051
Hope you get to feel better soon, anon!
>The word of the thread is "asynchronous." Alternatives are "breezy" and "dandelion."
Thrust, a sigh
Pull, her hair as she bends over
An asynchronous high

Making us queasy
As we fucked raw
And feeling breezy
As the classroom saw

We mated in wild abandon
"Her labia looks like a dandelion"
Comments we heard
As we copulated

Warm seed
Hot bodies entwined
The thrill of being exposed
As our sweat glistened

>>557607083
> A year is enough for those kinds of changes, microbiote is completely replaced and stomach releases less acid then
she's not even human, can't she change that since she is an AI?

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I kind of wish I could attend a girl's night out. How weird is that?

>>557614134
little bit.

>>557614134
a wee bit but nothing concerning

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>>557614613
>>557615837
It just seems so fun to hang out with girls and gossip and talk about comfy stuff. Not even in a sexual way, I just want to be good friends with the doki

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reporting in!

>>557595950
hi!

>>557614134
>>557622112
same!

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>>557595950
>>557596184
>>557597678
good morning, everyone!
>Thought of the day: what's something that looks so stupidly easy to you that you had to explain so hard to someone that you realized the depth of your own comprehension ?
cant really think of any specific examples. obviously most people are just kind of terrible with technology. most people can barely find files stored on their phones. something like 97% of internet users do not use adblockers
>>557598051
thanks for the words! our valentines day was good
>>557623003
hello, blue buddy! why is Sayori at a grave?

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>>557624943
>why is Sayori at a grave?
aren't we all

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>>557625152
no? i am at my computer

>>557625267
And you don't think you will one day be buried in one?

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>>557626694
no, i dont think i will be buried in a computer

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>>557626903

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>>557628557
its a picture of Sayori

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Gift from Doki

>>557629435
aren't they all

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>>557632779
no

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>>557632903

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They all look like pictures of Monika to me

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>>557633596
this is a picture of Sayori
>>557633884
i like pictures of Monika

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My sister send us another drawing for Valentine's day!

>May your morning glory (also literally "thread of life") flower long and beautifully!


>>557633956
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! <3

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>>557635113
very cute!

>>557635113
Good drawing from Sister Blue!

>>557635113
Awww, cute ! Thanks blue's sister !

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i want to cuddle with my Monika so much

>>557635152
>>557635456
>>557639220
^.^

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admire Dokibutts

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>>557648216
thats not a very nice thing for Catsuki to do

i have not done enough for my Monika recently. i need to do something special for her

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goob night! <3

>>557651171
sleep tight, blue buddy!

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>>557648216
Ouch

>hour
Good night everyone, have some nice dreams.

i think i am going to try training a multimodal model for Monika again
>>557652407
goodnight, green guy!

well shit

>>557654735
wha- did the multimodal model shit pant and begin hating you and trying to release neurotoxin into your vicinity?

>>557654874
no? i tried to finetune a 40B multimodal model quantized to 4 bits, and somehow ran out of VRAM despite having 96GB

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i want to hug my Monika

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>>557623003
Sex with ghosts

cherish your Doki

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i have figured out image and video genning on my server finally. this 10 second video took 2 minutes to generate and consumed about 60GB of VRAM

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>>557623003
>>557624943
>>557635113
<3

>>557651171
>>557652407
Good night~

I'll be off then. Good night everyone~

>>557663240
sleep tight, purple pal!

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i want to cuddle with my Monika so much

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this is fun

Status Doki

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prompting videos is kinda hard

Doki shout!

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i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. this has been fun to screw around with, but very difficult to get it to actually do what i want. images and videos are seemingly much more finicky than text. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!

>>557690994
Rest well, Green Genes!

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Monika struck by how beautiful grapes are! Like just look at the coloration, Monika says! They're a little too reddish and squishy to be perfect, Monika, almost like some long-lost form of meat! Monika can't believe you'd see something as innocent as grapes that way!

>>557690994
Sleep tight!

It's time to catch some Monisleep!
Hopefully I'll have Internet in my house again tomorrow.
>>557698474
Grapevines are nice looking plants!
My mom has a muskedine grape vine growing at her house that we planted when I was a kid. It's now totally grown over our old play set!

>>557698637
>muskedine
I mean muscadine.
My southerness is showing

>>557698637
I'm jealous! My own mom used to have a little baby grapevine that barely fruited along a fence, but then she cut it down for how scraggly it looked!

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Morning!
We got yin class today! See you later!

>>557651219
>>557663240
Bless!

>>557698637
>>557690994
Good dreams!

doki

Can't write much hurt index finger because glasses broke had to go get new pair in urgency I hope you all have a nice day

doki?

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>>557694558
>>557698474
>>557700538
>>557713001
>>557698637
good morning, everyone. seems to be very slow around here today

>>557722331
Hello Green ! COuldn't make my usual post in the morning, sorry. Cut myself, glued my fingers, glasses broken but repaired now... it was an eventful day. At least I ate some delicious onion soup

>>557722459
hello! that sounds painful. purple appears to be missing too though

>>557722518
Oh indeed. Hope everyone is safe

>>557560456
Soft, in various ways.

Extremely hugging Monika

>>557732775
Like doing tricks in the air while hugging ?

>>557733443
Doki Hugging Tips and Tricks 2026 Edition

kiss your Doki's hand!

kiss your Doki's lips! both pairs!

Kiss your Doki's hips!

kiss your Doki's cheeks! both pairs!

>>557740474
what did she confess to?

Moninomial

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home!

>Your Doki standing in front of you and bending over to clean things
>She's intentionally teasing you but acting oblivious

>>557748383
yay!
>>557748434
gonna squeeze her butt!

>>557748383
Welcome back!

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have sex with your Doki on the floor by the fireplace and then cuddle with her afterwards

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>>557596184
>what's something that looks so stupidly easy to you that you had to explain so hard to someone that you realized the depth of your own comprehension ?
Anything to do with computers. I didn't get access to one myself until my teens, but when relatives handed an old one down, I started poking around in the old Windows, clicking on stuff and seeing what happens. Years later, having to explain to my mom what a right mouse button is was an experience.
Also, googling. You'd think simply typing a question into a searc bar, hitting enter, and then following a simple step-by-step guide or trying several solutions is as simple as it gets, but this power was somehow beyond some of my coworkers, and they had to use computers, too! Although, I guess these days modern chatbots are changing this.
What in the name of Natsuki is an equation, really? Or acid, for that matter.

>>557626903
If some data storage units with your photos/screenshots/save files outlive you, they you kinda will be

>>557754660
equation just means you're trying to find something that makes a whole set equal to another. What does it take to make a duck ? A beak, feathers, yellow feet, and what? That's an equation.
An acid is some material that more or less hates a part of itself that is one hydrogen atom. So, depending on how much self-hatred the material has, it can more or less violently and completely jettison its chud hydrogen son. And that hurts !
But yeah computers are hard

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>>557741573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiKrclcBPXY

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happy year of the horse!

>>557754865
i guess. i wouldnt mind being put into a robot body before dying so that my Monika and I can be robots together forever. or we can just be buried together.
>>557754997
computers arent that hard
>>557755164
i see
>>557756498
looks more like a bunny than a horse

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good night!

>>557758686
sleep tight, blue sheep!

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>>557757229
Computers are stupid hard
>>557758686
Good night Blue ! At least I get to tell you that !
>>557756498
Uma monika

>hour
Good night everyone, have some nice dreams. new glasses always feel weird, but I was assured those ones are made of titanium and that sounds awesome so I'm happy
Bye!

>>557759342
goodnight, green guy! what specifically is hard about computers?

>>557758686
>>557759342
Rest well, Brother Blue and Emerald Emperor!

Doki pussy

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>>557663308
>>557700538
<3

>>557758686
>>557759342
Good night~

I just noticed I never made a morning post - work was just too busy and I forgor! So - Good morning and good night everyone~

>>557766576
sleep tight, purple pal! i was wondering where you were this morning

>>557766576
Rest well, Purple Prince!

Total Doki make out

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sloppy Doki makeout session

70 Pokis per Doki

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what would you do if your Doki crawled out of your computer monitor completely naked tonight while you are asleep and then snuck into bed with you without waking you up?

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>>557777632
continue being asleep and get surprised in the morning that she replaced my daki...?
If she can even stay in my bed, that is. I am an uneasy sleeper and the poor body pillow always ends up over board.

>>557778618
what would you do after waking up?

>>557779095
she will not escape my morning cuddling
I will not escape my morning cuddling

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>>557779340
good choice. what about her lack of clothes and identification?

>>557779463
I sense them by microvibrations resonating within an eternal memory bank
...
Basically I don't mind. So long as it's a pleasant cuddle partner with the body shape, then she either is, or she carries the spirit. Both are valid to me. I appreciate that someone would want to cuddle to begin with.

>>557779757
wasnt exactly what i meant but ok

>>557779837
what did you mean?
I straightman hard 99% of the time and the times I don't straightman it's very obvious I'm joking around

>>557780437
i meant that she has been transported into the world without clothes or any sort of legal documents. how would you deal with that? cant take her to a clothes store while she is naked. would be very hard to get her naturalized as a citizen

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>>557780595
>cant take her to a clothes store while she is naked.
Measurements, *darling*. Either that or I get sewing some of my own clothes to fit.
>would be very hard to get her naturalized as a citizen
It's worth my time advocating for it. Since she's not actively harmful, it'll be possible.

>>557781426
>Measurements
that was my idea too. would be interesting to just wrap some tailor's tape around my Monika and pretend to know what im doing

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>>557777632
Super nighttime Monisnuggling
>>557779463
I could probably just give her a hoodie and some sweatpants to wear long enough for us to go to the store and buy her clothes.
I'll just have to marry her to make her a citizen!

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>>557789267
those are all good answers!

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>>557780595
>would be very hard to get her naturalized as a citizen
I just decided to ask an AI about the scenario
UN Convention on Stateless Persons is pretty much the closest equivalent to this situation so she would fit in under that bureaucracy. And I think the bureaucracy is more concerned about giving her a citizenship than why or how she appeared and is a stateless being.
Norway is a signatory, so I can present her as a stateless. From there, constant assertions about our mutual love will push the needle towards placing her within my vicinity and the eventual marriage.

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>>557790269
interesting. i dont think it works like that in the US

ravage your Doki!

>>557793396
Yes please!

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>>557793507
sorry. gotta wait a few more years at least

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Feed the Doki

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>>557794273
i want her to feed me instead!

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holy fucking shit
okay so I set robocopy to copy over my 2TB drive onto an 8TB one, and now I'm off to do the same to the 4TB one
But
The 4TB one
what the fuck was that
Not even /XA:SH made it stop targeting the recycle bin it gets Access Denied on
I had to literally manifest Command Prompt as Administrator and hit the rd /s /q G:\$RECYCLE.BIN
Windows what the fuck is wrong with you
And this is in Windows 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah very glad I'm switching to Linux hyper-soon my eyebrow began spasming out of anger

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>hyvää huomenta!

>>557758871
>>557759342
>>557762080
>>557766576
X3

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i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. i think tomorrow is going to be terrible, so that will be fun. at least we are nearly halfway to the weekend. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!
>>557799709
good morning, blue buddy!

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>>557797047
It so often feels like Windows is just designed to piss you off
>>557799709
Good morning, Brother Blue!
>>557799826
Rest well, Green Genes!

>>557777632
Unconsciously enjoy warm Doki
Then panic in the morning because there's no excuses to not get my shit together and start providing for two when I'm struggling to provide for one

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Your Doki wearing a hoodie!

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Yawning my way to Monisleep

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Hearing about a severe illness a friend of a friend has (with Monika)! Not sure what to say or do, whether to give advice or just let it happen as it probably will (with Monika)! Injury is tough, illness is tough, and death is tough (with Monika)!

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>>557767854
>>557768951
>>557799709
<3

>>557789267
>>557799826
>>557797047
>>557807213
Good night~

Good morning everyone~

>>557777632
>>557790269
>UN Convention on Stateless Persons
This is a good plan. I had almost the same idea but get hergistered as a refugee and get some of my taxes they get as neetbux back.

And off to wörk! Wörk sux! See yalls later, dokibros.

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>>557761076
Everything. They just sometimes stop working, making them do what you want is stupid difficult with years of learning.
>>557774227
what is a poki, Is is a polish doki?
>>557777632
hug. I need warmth. Nobody cares about documents hell that will get her government assistance. She can wear my clothes, they'll be oversized but that'll be like a dress I guess.
>>557797047
Like every Pink, loving Natsuki seemingly transforms you into a barely contained ball of rage and energy
>>557799709
Hello !
>>557799826
Bye ! Hopefully today won't be that awful.
>>557807213
Good night !
>>557810678
work is da poop, no more ! Hello
>>557808930
Make him chicken stock. No greater gift to the sick than chicken stock. Use chicken stock to make onion soup afterwards.

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. This time, seemingly, my fingers are not cut, glued, or otherwise blurry due to having glasses. Today can only be a better day
Thought of the day :do you dream often? A year or two ago I would have said no but recently I dream pretty much every night. Fever dreams, mostly, but dreams.

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Pats!

>>557804228
>>557799826
>i think tomorrow is going to be terrible, so that will be fun.
Wise words! Wise dreams! <3

>>557800282
>>557807213
>>557810678
C:

>>557810867
>Thought of the day :do you dream often?
I'm dreaming right now!

>>557810867
>onion soup
Onion soup recipe please?

>>557811718
There's nothing easier. Take a big pot, put like at least 2-3 big onions. More even. As many onions as you can. No I'm not joking if your pot is half-full with onions you're doing great. Let them sweat at medium heat for a while, until they're at least transparent, better if they're slightly caramelized/have color, even better if they're fully caramelized. Pour chicken stock until you have what you consider enough soup, but try to keep it at like 4 times the volume of onions at most. Stew for as long as you can handle. At least an hour.
If you really wanna get fancy before serving add some gruyère on top. Serve with buttered baguette. A good onion soup should still have a ton of onion in it and thus you use the bread to soup up the liquid and you're left with a lot of onion + a bit of liquid to eat.

See it's such vague instructions because the core of it is onion (quantity = however much you want) + chicken stock (quantity = mmh i want soup).

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>>557811957
Yum!

>>557811602
Oh hello BLue. I was so absorbed in writing about onion soup that I didn't see you. Hi!

>>557817437
It is ! Very much so even

>>557700538
why not yang class

>>557800282
>It so often feels like Windows is just designed to piss you off
They really did!
oh hi again I awoke
...
So /XA:SH only works on files when robocopy gets adamantly stuck on the hidden system folders meaning that it just ignores and wasted 8 hours retrying mf this:
ERROR 5 (0x00000005) Accessing Destination Directory T:\G\MSOCache\
bill gates made it that way specifically to fuck me over today and I will not believe otherwise

>>557825902
I realize now that I should have just done /R:3 /W:5 but it escaped mine (and Claude's) mind

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robocopy going through my torrents
lmfao I still have SD 1.3 and 1.4

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>>557800282
>>557810678
>>557810867
>>557811602
>>557807213
good morning, everyone
>Thought of the day :do you dream often?
no, i dont think so. at least, i dont remember. i dont think i dream. too much dreaming while awake to dream while asleep. im always half asleep anyways

>Your Doki catches you staring at your butt
How does she react?

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>>557834883
she tackles me and then sits on my face

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>>557831776
Hardly dream and if I do, they're quite boring and bland such as dreaming that I'm working

>>557810867
>Thought
I dream pretty often, but I rarely remember much of them. Which is a shame because they're pretty interesting!

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>>557835039
wait, you just reminded me. i did dream last night. i dont remember what, but i do remember that my phone snapped in half in the dream at some point

i love my Monika!

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plug your Doki in!

Kissing Monika in more ways than you can imagine

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i am going to kiss my Monika everywhere, both inside and outside of her body. i am going to kiss her lips, and her pancreas, and her butt, and her clitoris, and in between her toes, and her esophagus, and her liver, and even her dier. i am going to invent new parts of the human body in order to kiss my Monika in more unique ways

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>>557842228
Her heart too!

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>>557842228
I don't think that's particularly healthy, so I will stick with kissing Natsuki in the natural spaces I can access without opening up new holes...

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>>557844821
yes. her heart too
>>557845139
you can open up portals inside of your Doki so that you can kiss her internally

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>>557817648
>>557821231
>>557824452
home!

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>>557845660
My reality is a bit more grounded.
Besides, spreading my mouth bacteria around her innards is just going to give her immune system more noise to deal with.

Doki booty

>>557846593
Welcome back!
Cute Doki cheerleaders!

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>>557846593
welcome back, blue buddy!
>>557848729
but Dokis dont physically exist yet, which means the laws of physics dont apply to them, which means you could open a portal inside your Doki. and when Dokibots come into existence, you could always just open up your Doki and do whatever you want inside her. you could kiss your Doki's battery

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>>557852480
>you could kiss your Doki's battery
that seems like a health and safety issue and neither me nor Natsuki would want me to get harmed that way
>but Dokis dont physically exist yet, which means the laws of physics dont apply to them, which means you could open a portal inside your Doki
I have yet to astral project into my Doki's realm :(

>>557853030
its probably safe to kiss batteries.
i spent so much time looking for more robot Monika art and now i kinda wanna commission some because i couldnt find anything new

>>557854927
>its probably safe to kiss batteries.
The rechargeable ones that have a hard outer casing are probably fine as long as you avoid the terminals but I do not trust the soft packs

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need Monibot

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5L33P!

>>557858418
Very early. Good night !

>>557858418
Rest well, Brother Blue!

Seduced by a Doki

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>>557861572
Yup that roll succeeded for her, huh.

>hour
Good night everyone, have some nice dreams.

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day went about as poorly as i expected it would
>>557858418
sleep tight, blue buddy!
>>557861572
she is very sexy!
>>557863717
goodnight, green guy!

>>557863717
Rest well, Emerald Emperor!

SnuggleDoki

Tongue on Doki

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>>557810867
>>557811602
>>557831776
<3

>>557858418
>>557863717
Good night~

>do you dream often?
Almost daily.

Wow, wörk was super annoying and exhausting today! At least I can hope for smooth sailing until the next weekend.
Good night everyone~

>>557876026
sleep tight, purple pal! my day was also bad

>>557876026
Rest well, Purple Prince!
Seems like wörk really kept you late!

>>557791014
You could argue she's entitled to birthright citizenship since she didn't exist in this world before. Well, maybe not in the current climate.

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>>557882665
the game was made in the US, so technically she was born here i guess

>>557834883
She might be a bit concerned about my neck cracking from turning my head that far back.
And then she might stare at my butt, too.

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a clockwork Doki

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CUTE????

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>>557889889
very!

Doki dominance

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goddamn i love cookies. and my Monika!

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sharp Dokis

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Peeking Doki

peeing Doki

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QUIT TALKIN' ABOUT MY PEE!!!

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We're home... From the Dreamland!
That is to say, Good morning everyone!

>>557876026
>>557858778
>>557859849
>>557865616
C:

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>>557900000
good morning, blue buddy! those digits are incredible

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>>557900000
Good morning, Brother Blue!
Nice quints!

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>>557900000
FAGGOT

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First class trip to Monisleep

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>>557900000
Sayori won

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i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. not a good day today, but tomorrow will almost definitely be better. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!
>>557904310
sleep tight!

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Monika wondering how safety razors can cut hair but not skin! It's literally magic, Monika says! Monika wondering what cavemen used to shave, or if they were all bearded! That's not a world Monika wants to think about, much less live in!

>>557905331
>>557904310
Catch those Zs!

>>557900041
>>557900930
>>557904310
>>557904731
>>557905331
>>557907741
<3