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>Previous Thread
>>557892674
+Showing all 752 replies.
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Did Zesty win yet?
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>>558301285
I don't remember knta being THIS heavy
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>>558301285
>>558301390
baby making sex with konata and vex
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>>558301441
She had to upgrade to compete in the Heavy league
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z+2, konata
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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>>558301705
*oppailoli boobies
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>>558301390
why do you keep asking? the answer has been yes
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>>558304806
many are saying this
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He's so perfect bros
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>>558301285
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
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>>558305149
This guy's Olivia design makes my heart do thingies
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>>558306397
what do you mean, it's heavy boxing with the KGB

>>558306429
same
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TF3 when?
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>>558307838
when yordles are public domain
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>>558307838
Gaben needs to figure out the Steam Fleshlight so we can all have sex with Fempyro and Oppailivia first
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Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
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Yordles won
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>>558309606
oh no now it's time for the post-round humiliation haha
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>>558309606
won all my semen
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post on-topic women ONLY
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>>558309408
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
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>>558310272
Roger that
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>>558310345
this butt also shupos and yordles
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why is it only ever tranime that gets posted here?
let's change that
What class would gojo from JJK main? I think his scout would be baller due to his speed, but his 6 eyes would mean his sticky traps is ungodly effective. but his limitless technique is textbook soldier nukes
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it took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that the pomson is meant to be used like a slug shotgun and not a mid-range spam tool
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3 NIGAS
ON CART
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it is i, john team fortress 2, known for my famous quotes such as
every team has its fortress 2
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>>558319425
don't forget "we're team fortress 2"
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>>558319505
KONATA IS SPY
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>>558320378
She never really was on your side
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>>558319505
all my fvarkin heroes in 1 picture
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>>558301285
>>558301581
>>558305149
>>558306536
>>558310568
need paizuri
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>>558321908
same desu
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what compels people to copy paste chat logs from other people? stuff like
>*DEAD* player: something
>your actual message
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>>558301390
Is community server back yet?
The answer will always be no.
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I wanted to get good at heavy but getting headshotted/sniped by 2000+ hour sniper/spies sucks so hard. Shame, not many people "main" him so I wanted to be the outlier good heavy
>>558324597
Need for attention and feeling intelligent
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name pikachu
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>>558328365
john
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>>558324597
idk what you mean
>>558326749
when you see a sniper, call for medic and whip your camera view up
also you should walk in alternating curves instead of straight lines
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olivia
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which do you think the tf2 community needs more: a guide to killing snipers, or a guide to killing sentries?
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>>558340483
sentries
a guide for killing snipers would just get read by snipers, and they'd then know what to expect and how to counter it
engi meanwhile is a more balanced class that has less options to completely invalidate his counters, so it wouldn't matter if engis were to read the guide
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>>558301285
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2

Thanks for the OP ma'am, you forgot the Team Fortress 2 steam group!
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Oh great, this dumbass is back and created another steam group.
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>>558342563
She creates a lot of anime tf2 art, and steam groups; she is not a dumbass weirdo.
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>>558342563
has it really been 3 days already?
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M@rtinn made a good video, it's basically a more concise "You will (not) play"
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>>558342563
he's obsessed and mentally ill
remember to do the needful
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>>558345129
he makes a lot of tf2 anime art, but that's a bit rude and dedicates a lot of their life to being here 247, but saying that about our anime art chad is messed up.
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MvM update status?
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>>558346137
ask here sister >>558341974 maybe they can give you a rough estimate in weeks
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>>558346137
two more weeks
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>>558346660
Thanks sister!
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ANOTHER truke just appeared on the tube. What is happening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLXr7c9qh4
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>>558350515
FishStickOnAStick tried to silence ZestyJesus's takes on quickplay but he only made it more popular.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvZDhb4BAsw
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mimi kissy~
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>>558350515
>What is happening?
Zesty has a poll up on r/tf2 so people feel the need to voice their thoughts, there were a few posts that sprung up about casual vs. quickplay as well
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anti-zesty game
anti-zesty general
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Tf2 needs less weapons, not more weapons. And by less weapons, I mean “removing the gunslinger and vaccinator makes the game 10x more fun”
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The bots are back in town
https://youtu.be/eYzQuqUJCIQ
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>>558358171
This sister, so much this. I hate his opinions on tf2
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>>558350515
FSoaS's awful video got people talking
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buff the ambassador
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buff the ambasshupo
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shupo updetto when
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>>558301285
What exactly am I supposed to do as a spy main in MvM? The heavy seems like he’s a better giant slayer and the sniper, soldier, and demoman seem like better options for crowd control.
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>>558365031
switch class
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Well?
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>>558365645
F2
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>>558365645
hmm, tough choice
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>>558365645
F5!
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>>558365645
Ask the steam group here >>558341974
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>>558365645
F2 F2 F2
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>>558365645
f5
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>>558365645
wtf is this shit
!rtv
!nominate badwater
!nominate upward
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>>558366521
How did he know?
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>>558366693
this image is a lie poppy has great big honkers
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>>558369164
ok here
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>>558369303
that's better
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>>558350515
Zesty's next stream right here
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Playing engie the way gods intended
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>>558370198
engineer gooning
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>>558370198
added to the list
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>>558370198
>big fat bat tats
good taste
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sewer gaming
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>>558373307
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e7/Spy_taunts07.wav
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“Plap me!”- Spy TF2
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>>558377207
You don't have to tell me twice honey
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>>558365031
Spy is a dump class, you're not supposed to ever pick him. It's like swimming and environmental resistance in Deus Ex.
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>>558377207
>>558377572
LOL, you girls are so funny
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Why is he even trying anymore? He's just inviting people to bully him
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>>558386757
he's trying to prove a point
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>>558386757
he's doing it for clout, he already has zesty's love and adoration
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>>558386757
Who
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>>558386757
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>>558386757
He is suffering for the sins of TF2 community.
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>>558386757
You might actually be stupid.
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DOKTOR
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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7c/Scout_dominationeng04.wav
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Medic would get off on the idea of giving the other mercs prostate exams because he would lie about them needing them
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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/5f/Engineer_littlesentry02.wav
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why did he do it?
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MvM update status?
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>>558394665
>dells and not mimis
get that gay shit out of here
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>>558394665
>dells and not mimis
Uh... based!
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im sorry what are we talking about
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>>558398146
2
weeks
paizuri status?
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why does /tf2g/ have such high libido
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>>558400321
TF2 is a high test game, which naturally leads to egg making sex with Meowscarada
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>>558400270
unobtainable...
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>>558394665
>pear shaped bots
seggs
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>>558400663
they have dicks
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>>558400704
so?
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>>558400321
i hate cats >:(
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>>558401131
egg making sex with belle pikachu
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they should not add vehicles to tf2
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>>558401610
egg making sex with gardevoir in that car
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>>558365031
money collection if no scout, giant medic slayer
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>>558401131
:(
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>>558400321
not fat + lots of water
not being an Am*rican basically
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you all deserve the porn spam
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you say like that's a bad thing
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>>558400072
I feel the majority of players are on these bad boys.
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>>558402246
shut up I'm american and high test

>>558402297
thank you
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>>558402486
>anon is the 0.01%
good for you bro
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>>558402486
you mean high col?
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>col
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i miss wutville so much
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>>558403380
hes an alpha male bro, stop being rude
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>>558403772
You are right, my bad
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>>558401610
>bumper cars
>multitude of vehicle taunts
too late
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>>558398146
>pO
Did you change the 0 to a O specifically to break the pixiv link? That's mean
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Playing tf2 with others is so addictive, nothing like shooting your scatterguns together or letting those filled to the brim Beggar's Bazookas shoot their rockets everywhere together. Playing together is so fun I feel like I'm lacking something when playing alone...
Anyone else feel like this?
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>>558404784
yea you + everyone from >>558341974
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>>558403380
no way fag

>>558403772
thanks bro
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>>558404783
I was saving the crop to the same folder as the original so I couldn't use a conflicting filename
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>>558405020
Keep the p0 but then just add a space and something after, that way my 4chan X can still let me get the full with the press of a button
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>>558405116
>my 4chan X can still let me get the full with the press of a button
thank you for letting me know, I need to start renaming my pixiv filenames before posting
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>>558404784
Please stop being so gay, and cease using euphemisms to talk about jacking off with other men. Please don't do the latter at all.
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>>558404784
Please keep being so gay, and keep using euphemisms to talk about jacking off with other men. Please do do the latter.
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Can anyone help me find a specific video

I think it's titled Medic takes mushrooms(?)

It starts with soldier asking heavy if he wants to hear something funny and then he yells into his ear really loud
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>>558406935
>>558407095
What? He's talking about tf2, isn't he?
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did we ever get a strange tide turner?
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>>558406935
>Please stop being so gay
You do know that for some of us that ain’t easy right
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>>558407382
Yes, yes of course
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>>558404784
I don't care how gay you are as long as you keep posting good images.
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>>558407651
Just stop sucking cock nigga, is that easy.
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>>558400704
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>>558407651
Being gay, and making it your entire personality and a significant portion of what you talk about, are two entirely separate things. Flamboyant gays have done more PR damage to homosexuals than the most rampant homophobes could have ever hoped to accomplish.
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>>558404863
THIS THIS THIS!
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I have good news. Bagel week is finally over and I can finally frag again
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Just think oldfags, at least one of the gamers you fragged during all your time playing this game is definitely dead by now
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>>558411348
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https://youtu.be/IhwDV1sNLRc
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>>558412637
>juan martinez
I though it was
>jose gonzales
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>>558414492
there was more than one beaner playing tf2 back when the default steam name followed that structure
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>>558411348
That's life though innit? Statistically some of the people you've met throughout your life either intentionally or incidentally are gone now. Be thankful you're still going
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>>558400321
me with meowscarada
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>>558417958
anon... he asked you not to reup...
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>>558417958
>>558418945
I'm telling
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the mvm update doesn't exist
it's time to let it go
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good night /tf2g/ buttsluts~
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>>558420154
What is real is my lust for Poppy
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why would i ever want to turn off mouse smoothing or mouse acceleration? i keep trying to line up headshots, but my cursor moves very jankily when making micro-movements, like a chess piece locked to a grid
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>>558417743
why would you die when you could just go to the resupply cabinet?
are people just retarded?
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>>558421685
>are people just retarded?
Yes
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>be me
>be in danger
>homeless mugger trying to stab me with an hiv needle
>hit my b4nny bind irl
>respawn in my mothers vagina
how do I explain this one fellas
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>be me
>jump off a railing
>misjudge how much distance there was to the ground
>fall to a clumsy, painful death
>respawn in the high school locker room which was apparently the last resupply locker I touched
>the kids are staring at me
how do I explain this one fellas
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i miss dotsy
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i miss pre-nerf amby
i think i'm gonna main diamondback and red tape and dead ringer and stock knife to make ppl mad
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>>558424840
who
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>>558428310
one of the previous attentionwhores who plays fortnite now, don't worry about it
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olivia
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<3
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>>558420154
why is she so fat
why is my cock so hard
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kek, did demofloyd really lose to erp gooners?
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>>558445163
he probably developed actual dementia from wasting 2 years of his life replying to himself and spamming this thread
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I predict a meltie in oh, say, 5-10 minutes
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need a meltie here
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>>558445163
Even those posts get more replies than his shitty AI meme.
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am i a meme
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>>558424840
A month ago I accidentally clicked on /fng/ and to my surprise, they were talking about Dotsy there. Over here, Dotsy is infamous for being a flamboyant homosexual but I'm glad that somebody somewhere appreciates him.
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hour late, set an alarm next time
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>>558453874
nice melty
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>>558453145
ERP avatar fags are here 247, anytime someone has a meltdown over demofloyd they suddenly stop spamming. It's a no brainer who the real losers are.
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>>558455387
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deaf game
deaf general
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>>558460697
what? I couldn't hear you
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13 hours remain
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>>558469287
until?
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>>558470661
until i announce the next countdown
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>>558470661
the mvm update comes out
trust the plan
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>>558471945
You better not be lying....
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/erg/ is talking shit about you guys
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>>558475814
No shit Ergonomics are talking shit, look at this nigga
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twisted my knee, ate two cups of rice, and had half a pack. think im gonna rancho relaxo guise. wake me when they cap 2nd to last
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>>558475814
what did erotic roleplay general say about us?
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>>558476832
>"too gay"
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>>558477446
How is that talking shit?
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>>558445163
snaildier was the nail in the coffin for him. it broke his mind truly. being mogged that hard in the marketplace of ideas by a rival meme, his Turkish brain just couldn’t handle it.
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demofloyd won bigly, he doesnt even get posted and is still one of the main topic of this thread. Proceed to talk about him for the rest of your evening now.
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I’m really enjoying playing scout in tf2c. Turns out tf2 is just a vastly superior game when the vaccinator, gunslinger, and direct shit are nowhere to be found
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>>558478973
tf2c gives me life, but genuinely it just makes me yearn for valve to just improve tf2's performance and balance a little if anything
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>>558478494
tsmt
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What if scout had a scattergun with a faster fire rate that also gave him 25 extra health for no reason? They gave sniper the hunting revolver, scout also deserves a straight upgrade to an already extremely strong weapon.
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I saw toemas in casual today. To my surprise and disappointment he wasn't really that much of a challenge. Though he was on demoman and not scout.
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>>558478174
it's funny how he still brings up snaildier long after it stopped being posted, completely on his own
snaildier won hard
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>>558414368
Watched this a little and it's... good? Well I guess I have found a video to waste the next hour or 45 mins. Thanks anon. Just 5 mins in it was well thought so far.
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>>558481261
tsmt but demofloyd instead of snailder
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all you can do is your little catchphrase because you know it's right
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>>558478494
>Proceed to talk about him for the rest of your evening now.
kek
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demofloyd when pyro (female) walks in: i can't breathe because dat pawg is suffocating me
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>>558481974
desu she's hot, can you blame demofloyd for being enamoured!
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Horny boys aren’t ya…
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>>558482604
baby making sex with honey
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https://e621.net/posts?tags=lucy_(usernamecipher)

TF2 bros, what is this?
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>>558483541
why are you on e621 buddy
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>>558483541
Oh wow
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>>558482604
yes, very, all the time
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I am NOT going to stop healing Heavy for ANY reason, Medic heals Heavy, that's what happens in Meet the Medic. The Medic is FUNDAMENTALLY INCAPABLE of healing anyone else other than the Heavy. Are you telling me that Valve doesn't know how to play their own game?
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>brown bunny
The sayings are true huh?
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>>558301285
I want to fuck Konata.
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>>558484794
many are saying this
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>>558483541
Reddit sister tf2 scout model!
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>>558484794
Too bad. Konata and Heavy were built for each other’s parts.
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>>558485767
Heavy wear Konata like cocksleeve! Wahaha!
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>>558486145
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>>558414368
>15 mins in
>holds down m1 then complains about slow movement speed of heavy
>same slow movement speed cause you to die to any burst damage from demoman, spy or sniper
>no mention of jump revs and positioning so far
>complains and rants about shotguns instead of using them to initiate fights and chose slowly waddle into fights
>"because it's not a sandwich" argument for shotguns while a good spy chase and backstab while you eat
>shreds with brass beast on video footage so much that he had to edit but think it as inferior minigun
>doesn't mention how burst firing depending on distance makes you snipe anything and holds down m1 non-stop
>you can negate 1 second penalty by holding m2 and burst fire while holding it down and no further penalty issues
Nah bro needs to cook longer. People can utilize shotguns because they don't suck with them. After a while you can tell when to position where by watching flanks and common sense.
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>>558486145
heavy is so lucky
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>>558487348
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>>558411095
>jumping at a scout with 60 health
you have more balls then me
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>>558487712
But Valve said I will not play (Thanks, Jill!).
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>>558490246
Playing Soldier is about being a reckless retard that kamikazes people. It's the Pyro of comp.
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>>558490248
>>558490364
such a good joke he posted it twice!
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>>558491540
But Valve said I will not play (Thanks, Jill!).
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So what is the first thing you're gonna do once the MvM update drops?
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>>558492783
Buy the aussies that I want.
Then I'll have the Lulu paizuri special.
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>>558492783
Play Dustbowl
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>>558492783
fap probably
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>>558492783
Breed Lulu repeatedly
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>>558492783
Watch my favourite streamer https://www.twitch.tv/blessedviva play the game
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buy an ad
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remember to do the needful
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>>558495040
>>558495397
tsmt
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>>558424840
i miss human
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>>558498636
No you don't
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>>558495958
tmnt
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T
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vex jus drained me again, fuck
tf2 post
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>>558504434
you can't say that and not post it
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>>558504434
Is her butt full of cum for me to eat right now
Asking for a tf2 friend
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>>558504907
Wouldn't that be a plus for you, you fag.
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>>558504907
don't do that, cum is stinky.
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>>558504907
no but I'll fill up her ass for you next
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>>558504434
This butt tristana.
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>>558507107
can you fill someone for my tf2 friend too?
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>>558508385
okay I'll fill up poppy too
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neru got robbed in tf2, it's never been as over as it is now
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gay game
gay general
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>>558511487
hikari would never
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>>558511487
I want a neru gf
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lft am soldier retro cup

>>558490246
there's context missing in a 10 second clip that's there in the full 30 minute scrim. I wouldn't do it against a scout I felt confident would kill me and leave but I was diffing this team and thought I could at least get a trade. Worst case me jumping in will give my other scout opportunity to push him and trade my life
https://logs.tf/4018719
Top kills top damage. gullywash my beloved
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>>558499218
:x
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>>558511495
straight game
straight general
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>>558514735
sex with fempyro game
sex with fempyro general
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>>558514917
many are saying this
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>>558514990
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>>558515182
hands erotic
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>>558515182
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LOL BOOBS!!!!
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>>558517564
>matsu_sensei
Now there's a name I've not heard in a long time... a long time
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>>558517564
>>558517659
uncslop
this is a fempyro thread
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>>558517976
by that logic fempyro is also uncslop she's from 2009
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>>558511487
I'd let Hikari rob me blind
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>>558520112
i would let poppy kiss me
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>>558486840
it's like you didn't even watch the video, because everything you take issue with is exaggerated, and everything you think he doesn't mention... gets mentioned later in the video if you actually paid attention

jump revs are also a litmus test for shitters who ate up bad ideas like a pig does slop
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>>558520112
>>558520191
I'd let Poppy drain me
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>>558494402
Is this part of something?
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>>558520191
>>558520310
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>>558522160
you don't have a choice
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>>558522160
yes, actually
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ultrakill update fun
i wish tf2 was this fun
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>>558525363
egg making sex with meowscarada is fun
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XlD_NInBB4
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How do we force people to not play on the same 5 maps in casual over and over?
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>>558531268
remove casual
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>>558531268
by making eggs with gardevoir
I mean by adding a weekly map rotation
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>>558531268
put quickplay back in and the server browser as a secondary option for people who want to pick specific maps
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>>558531562
>>558531762
what you doin anon
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fsoas was so assblasted by plr_pipeline’s truth nuke that he’s hosting bots to queue specifically for pipeline
https://youtu.be/pJ4AQVMyUJc
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>have not played in like 10 years
>give it a shot
>see contract things
>they take forever to do
>cant do them in community servers
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>>558533708
It's faster with friends, Valve made a feature where friends contribute contract points for doing the same objective even if they don't have that contract. Not many people know about it though
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>>558533158
proof it's him?
>>558534093
>2026
>making friends
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>>558533158
ok chademill
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>>558534992
>proof
shut up and agree. why would you want verification of things when you can instead be angry
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>>558492783
continue playing on the same 3 servers i always do
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>>558517564
>>558517659
>>558520112
>>558522160
plap
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are we seeing bots resurgence ?
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>>558541962
sorry i plapped mimi too much and now our kids are playing tf2
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>>558542237
keep your little clanker mutt outta my game next time race mixer
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>>558541962
they never left retard
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>>558543031
well they kept quiet for a long time then, wish they would've stayed so
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if i wipe the tags from a hat i crafted , does it still count as a craft hat with an internal craft number that gets tracked by third party trading sites?
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>>558511495
>>558514735

this this this combined >>558341974
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I wish TF2 had Blue Archive promo items when that came to Steam. Some guns, and a hat with a student halo
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>>558543940
I wish you had better taste in waifus.
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>>558544456
Which waifus do you like?
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You Will (Not) Complain
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>>558386757
As long as there are c*sual defenders someone has to document how fucking bad it is
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VRRTuy-xo8
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>>558518076
>fempyro is now older than the average tf2 player
hag
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fempyro milf game
fempyro milf general
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casual game
casual general
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fempyro was actually two lolis is the suit all along
now they're like 22
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Sex starring her will happen today.
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>>558556457
>>558556665
>>558556675
>>558557276
LOL, oh you girls
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>>558557276
Why do you keep saying this?
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>>558558394
because it's based
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post frag tunes
https://youtu.be/2u5uh0DZvuo
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FSOAS was correct, the love of Pipeline is completely fraudulent. Most TF2 players are post-2020 newfags and most e-celeb watchers don't even play the game. Pipeline is a mediocre map.
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>>558558591
I was expecting a new animation because of it
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>>558559414
shouldn't you be screaming at your mother on stream right about now, fsoas?
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>>558559414
Yeah, nightfall is the better old plr map
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>>558559414
Some of the praise for Pipeline is LARPing, but much of it actually does come from real oldfags who were playing it when it was still fresh. Also, the artstyle is good and it has a lot of flank routes so I can see why people genuinely like it.
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>>558560106
god, that reminds me of the ancient evildaedalus class tutorials from... how long was it ago now...
>18 years
free me from this hell
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>>558561485
>evildaedalus class tutorials
fuck...
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Good morning!
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>>558563902
goon mording
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv_SV_ki_Q0
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>>558566862
redline is such kino
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Pyro is somewhat fun when all the stars align
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pyro is fun when you align your dick with those fat cheeks and plap her
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>>558570428
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>>558561485
There's no escaping it.
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>>558571953
im gonna escape it for 8 hours
see you fraggots on the other side of my time machine
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>>558414368
>>558486840
this is the only heavy guide you need
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Incorrect
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>>558584336
prove it
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where's the MvM update?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osdh9Nk2mu8
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>>558560470
tsukasa pussy attack

>>558563902
good morning cream filled honey
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>>558588808
Delayed.
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>>558590964
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>>558590964
>>558591229
>>558588808
LOL you girls are so funny
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What’s a girl
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>>558301285
We have no progressive future
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>>558593991
a thing you fill with cum, such as pyro
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>>558594228
this this this, so much this girls!

source: Reddit
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Heavy update when
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>>558600013
2008
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>>558600013
i want the heavy update to just be a sniper rework
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HOLY SHIT THE HEAVY UPDATE IS REAL
https://www.teamfortress.com/heavy/
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MOTHERFUCKING STRANGE TIDE TURNER WHEN ITS BEEN LIKE 12 YEARS I DUNNO HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN WAIT
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When you're trying to send your Steam friend a screenshot of you dominating 11/12 of the enemy team on Hadal as Scout but you accidentally send him a picture of your butt instead
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Time to login to TF2c and try to groom cuties...to play games with!
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Homo Fortress 2
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>>558606061
Straight Fortress 2
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Sex with Fempyro Fortress
2
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>>558606428
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Bisexual Fortress 2
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>>558607320
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Sex with Shupos Fortress 2
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>>558608647
This.
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>>558606428
>>558608647
both of these
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>>558608647
*yordles
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what would miku's favorite map be?
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tf2g sisters be asking what their favorite fictional characters maps are lmao
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>>558545021
Kick SolarLight in the balls
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>>558611649
What balls?
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Wake me up when mvm update drops, altenratively when when this general isn't full weirdos erping
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erp game
erp general
marketplace of ideas and so forth
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>>558611076
granary
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>>558525363
>>558525486
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Why did Classified succeed when other mods have had this kind of trajectory?
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>>558614910
consistent pre-existing playerbase
people have been playing tf2c for years, it has been the most popular mod for a really long time

while every other mod looked to gain a playerbase by releasing on steam, tf2c grew an already existing one
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>>558614910
You can play as Baptiste Overwatch in TF2, and the dev team is very likely to introduce more Overwatch heroes into TF2 in the future.
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>>558611076
need to milk those udders
milku
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>>558614187
my meowscarada hybrids are cute and not monstrous, sorry
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Do you ever get close to finishing tf2 for the day but your friend votes for a map you don't want to finish on? So you end up going for longer in hopes of finishing on a map that's more exciting for you?
>>
no
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>>558614910
Not many people are into the clunky TFC gameplay and that mod released like 15 years ago with no marketing.
Classified had a lot of publicity and was based off a more successful game
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>>558578468
Nice, I'll keep it short and sweet.
miniguns:
>Brass=Stock>Tomi>HLH>Natascha
Damage rules everything. Just hold down m2 and burst fire for a second or two depending on distance while tracking and moving in diagonals. Look up to evade headshots then return fire by tap firing with 0.25 sec intervals for recovering spread.
While HLH can shine it depends on a gas passer or flare pyro. Natascha is for pissing off demoknights and scouts. Otherwise picking either of the three usually suffice.
secondaries:
>Famalam=Stock>Dalokoh's>Panic>Banana=Sandwich>Steak
Nothing beat the initiate power of shotguns. Bum rush with shotty then switch to minigun, back jump and rev it mid-air.
I regard chocolate bar higher because 350 health let's you tank more than 3 and unattended sentries occasionally. Watch medikits.
Banana equals to Sandwich because long consumption time leaves you vulnerable either way but shorter cooldown offers medic more shares.
Steak is not bad for retreats to engi nest after medic died but pretty average for fast mobility to mid.
melee:
>FoS = Evict>Holiday>GRU>KGB>Warrior's
FoS is flexible enough to carry your roll outs with Steak or emergency retreats. Eviction is actually a sleeper with Dalokoh's because ambushing heavy will get an upper hand.

>Other rules:
- Don't jump rev non stop from main arteries for the rush. You'll be expected and focus fired. Go slow but sure from wide angle checks.
- When forced to retreat seek higher position to drop and dive bomb for ambushes.
- You die to any burst damage when you lack mobility. Don't underestimate shotty.
- If flanks are crowded forget about eating any lunchbox item in peace. Time to put your Sandwich down if you are going to rush from mid.
- When your team is shit someone from enemy team will extend such as a spy, trolldier or even a gutsy sniper and hunt you as you move out of your spawn room. Time to put down GRU. Losing health on roll out will not help you in any way.

inb4 tomi-wich-GRU heavy meme
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>>558617447
No, but that's what I do to my painis instead
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>>558614910
Fortress Forever had an unfortunate release date where it just got swept under the rug by TF2's release (the most fun you can have online) and fell instantly into obscurity
Gold Rush wanted to be an old school mod while also doing its own thing (aka satisfying Richter's autism) which left many confused as to what the mod even wanted to be
TF2C has a relatively big following as it's been worked on for several years and not only cleans up the game from the bloat added over the years, it also adds donut steel weapons and game modes which keep the game refreshing. It's basically a hard reset on TF2 taken into a different direction
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>>558616652
dont you abandon your hybrids at an orphanage or something
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>>558619069
it's not abandoning, the chanseys take good care of them
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>>558616652
Your baby >pic rel
>>558619069
yeah, crack the egg open and eat it!
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>>558618230
That's understandable too.
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OFFENSE / DEFENSE / SUPPORT is outdated; here’re the real groupings:
>helpers
engi & medic
>one-shotters
sniper & spy
>boomers
soldier & demo
>ambushers
heavy, pyro & scout
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>>558619446
>outdated
it was never true
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egg making sex with freshly hatched pokemon
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>power: commits to deal the highest damage
demo(lead), soldier(clutch), scout(pick)
>initiate: required to negate the punishment of others running front
heavy(lead), medic(clutch), spy(pick)
>support: needs to be covered to finish specialized tasks
pyro(lead), engineer(clutch), sniper(pick)

lead traits: Good pockets for medic. Leads the flank to slow the main attack from front.
pick traits: Low priority pockets for medic. Counters or slows the flank of enemy by causing resistance or distraction so front can recover.
clutch: Situational pockets for medic. Provides juice and buffs for organizing teams, capable of holding chokes.
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>>558618334
>Fortress Forever had an unfortunate release date where it just got swept under the rug by TF2's release (the most fun you can have online) and fell instantly into obscurity
To be fair, FF would be a niche game either way. TFC comes free with the original WON copy of HL1.
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>frags
whatever class i am playing
>respawns
whatever class you are playing
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>>558606428
>>558608647
many are saying this
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>>558619446
The groups are correct.

>Scout
Offense/Offense
>Soldier
Offense/Defense
>Pyro
Offense/Support

>Demoman
Defense/Offense
>Heavy
Defense/Defense
>Engineer
Defense/Support

>Medic
Support/Offense
>Sniper
Support/Defense
>Spy
Support/Support
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>>558619069
yes but that doesn't mean that they're not cute

>>558619338
fake news
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>>558622249
>>Medic
>Support/Offense
>>Spy
>Support/Support
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>>558622249
Everyone is dead-on except Medic and Spy. I guess you could argue Medic fits O/S because ubers are designed to break stalemates.
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awful general
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>>558623000
No u
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>>558623000
Trips of truth
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>>558623000
why?
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why should anyone ever use the red tape recorder?
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>>558619446
>boomers
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>>558623847
they make things go boom
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>>558623000
you say this when there's actually TF2 discussion going on
good job buddy
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>>558623000
I've seen a lot worse.
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>>558623000
says who?
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>>558623826
niggas sleep on rtr too much. against a single engi, no, it's not very good. but it shines brightly when there are multiple nests close together and you know you won't be able to stab'n'sap all of them, because it causes all of them to have to go into panic upgrading mode which distracts them from the hopeful push from your team
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>>558622434
>>558622608
Medic is Support/Offense because he's on the front-lines, healing the people pushing and using his Uber to break through the enemy line. He is a support whose supporting role is offensive.
Spy is Support/Support as is entire deal is to cause confusion and disrupt the enemy. He can kill and take out important targets if they aren't careful, but that's his role, making enemies distracted, not breaking the enemy line or defending an area. He is a support who is entirely supportive.
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>>558626737
>objector
Based.
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>>558628031
is tron bonne yet another /tf2g/core waifu?
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>>558628105
I'd say so, yeah.
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>>558628031
...
I can see her balls.
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>>558628105
Yeah, she's Scout's wife now
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>>558628105
Tron Bonne is Scout's canonical wife.
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Do you prefer Manko or Mann Co?
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>>558628105
Of course.
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>>558629930
Looks like AI.
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>>558630823
AI derangement syndrome retard
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>>558630882
Are you new.
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>>558630994
You must be if you think that even remotely looks like AI
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>>558631068
The art is fire but it's kind of wack too.
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>>558632094
That's fair I'm just sick of retards thinking everything is AI. Just say it looks weird (it's not even that bad, they're just drawn differently because... yeah they're from different games)
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>>558629169
So cool..
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>>558622249
this is correct, but flip medic and spy
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>>558623826
vs lots of engis or a minisentry spamming engi
it keeps the mini offline longer than a regular sapper, so the engi cant drop another one while he's fighting you
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>>558635306
Medic has a significantly more offensive presence than Spy, that's why he's the 7th class and not the 9th.
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>>558611076
That was a cool image, I think I'll use it as my spray in Team Fortress 2. Thanks anon!
https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1772067850578.png
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>>558301285
>play mvm
>Doing usual shit
>generally chill, team goes for off-meta strats with 4 engis, i play scout
>One guy wants to play as sniper
>One of the four engis is irrationally pissed that one dude wanted to play as sniper
>Goes on huge rant because they won't play engi
>Attempts votekick
>Fails
>Idles while talking shit and team is still winning
>Assume that's the last i've seen of them after votekick
Several matches later
>Same faggot joins another mvm game
>As sniper
>Is idling the whole time
>Make joke about him being that assblasted over meme strats
>clearly turned to ruining other games over people not bowing to his 800 tour count like he's jesus
>Spergs out again
>Team is doing well without them again
>gets votekicked for it
>Immediately replaced by low tour who scores decently well

What causes this level of obsessive retarded behavior in mvm players specifically?
Fag had 800+ tours so i can't imagine it's for money
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>>558638629
Playing the same mind numbing repetitive gameplay for hundreds of tours requires a special kind of autism, and for some reason it's the same kind of autism that creates an inflated ego for having hundreds of tours.
Just look at Tacobots, they tried to run a diary site to complain about people that didn't listen to them and Valve had to remove the "inspect teammate" feature to stop them from votekicking anyone who took upgrades they didn't like
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>>558635556
medic is pure support, spy is a pick class that operates more offensively than medic
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>>558622249
I've seen this categorization before recently; did someone make a video containing it?
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I can't believe it's been 8 months since the MVM update announcement and only thing we heard about is a small post saying they are looking through submissions
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>>558641487
nta
the first time i ever saw it was on reddit like 12 years ago
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>>558558678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BsAl6HVZ-Y
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>>558641636
It's definitely coming. They would never lie about making an update.
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why and how the fuck is a mod more smoother than the original? is it the hats?
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>>558648703
ive seen this name before on another sniper rifle a few weeks back
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i miss 2013 and being a shut-in 15 year-old dropout playing tf2 and posting here or in /hsg/ all day, every day, for literal years. it felt like it would last forever
how has it been 13 years? how do i have a job and a gf and an apartment and a real life now. i thought i was just gonna kms eventually
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>>558650651
any regrets?
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>>558651470
the job, the gf, the apartment, and the real life
>>
i wish i had an apartment in MARIO_KART
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>>558651470
oh absolutely, i was homeschooled for most of my childhood and never got to be a normal kid or teenager. the internet was my only social outlet from ages 10-17 and this has done irreparable damage to my brain and personality. yea my parents were extremely neglectful so i don't wanna blame my past child self too hard but i shouldve gone outside idk
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>>558648849
Yea that was me
I love my bird pokemon :>
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>>558623826
to mildly annoy mini sentry engy
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>>558622249
Spy is support/defense because his job is to kill the medic before he builds ÜberCharge and blows up the Engineer’s nest.
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>>558650651
I miss when this thread was more active and fun to post in but at least we still have that Olivia drawfag to deliver some quality OC
>2013
damn...
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>>558652245
>the internet was my only social outlet from ages 10-17 and this has done irreparable damage to my brain and personality
try 10-24, faggot, you have it good
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>>558558678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnFKKLbDV48
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Am I lucky or crouching momentarily between random steers is a valid strategy to bait the rockets of a high ground soldier as a scout?
Also how Sandman can be of use? I get even Bonk soda can have its moments but that melee certainly nerfed way too hard.
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>>558666954
the sandman has literally no use except cucking demoknights out of their trimp off that one rock on degroot keep
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Oh na na na na na
Big Pootis oh na na
I am a meme of fat Heavy oh na na
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https://ag.ny.gov/press-release/2026/attorney-general-james-sues-game-developer-promoting-illegal-gambling-through
>With this lawsuit, Attorney General James seeks to permanently stop Valve from continuing to promote illegal gambling in its games and to pay disgorgement and fines
Chances this goes through? Something similar already happened in the Netherlands and Belgium were they banned loot boxes
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>>558670217
Hopefully very low, Valve has pretty good lawyers
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>>558670217
>Trying to stop how Valve makes most of its money
Attorney General James confronting Gabe be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XmpaClDlSw
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>>558641487
The classes on the class selection menu are separated into Offense, Defense and Support, in that order. Inside those, the three classes are arranged to follow the same order for their secondary role.
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favorite bird? i wish i had gotten an archimedes plush when i had the chance
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Gooood morning~
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>>558671450
The first part is correct, second part isn't. Spy is support offense, medic is support support.
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>>558672079
Spy is in no way Offense, he can kill but his main purpose is disruption, while Medic is literally meant to break through the enemy with him being in the front lines to do so.
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>>558671982
Archimedes is the only one that matters
Look at this lil nigga, love him
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>>558673793
Spy is in every way offense, he's a pick class that operates the furthest away from his team. He has a strong gun, an instakill melee, and his three utility items are meant for infiltrating and disrupting the enemy team. Has no role in supporting his team outside of sapping buildings. Medic is not an offensive class just because he's "on the front lines". He can't break through the enemy team solo, and his entire kit is geared towards buffing his team.

Idk what you're getting out of pretending that this isn't the case, outside of a couple of (You)s.
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>>558674285
He can deal damage and kill so that his role of disrupting and distracting the enemy actually works, if he couldn't kill you he wouldn't be a target to be on the lookout for. His support role involves him taking down important targets, not the entire enemy team, he's not built to do that but what he does is enough to affect all the enemy without killing them.
>He can't break through the enemy team solo
Wow, that's almost like he's a SUPPORT CLASS, of course he's not taking the enemy team down alone, this must be bait but I'll continue now. He breaks through the enemy line with his Uber, that is what makes him the Support/Offense class, Spy killing a target doesn't come close to being as strong as Uber is. Uber is the Medic's weapon, he can't use it alone but that's natural as he's a Support class first, it is still his weapon though.
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I dislike how noscopes do 50 damage with no spread or anything. It's way too strong.
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>>558681374
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>>558677629
Strength doesn't determine whether a class is support or not, their role is. Medic is a pure support class, he is a healslut. He quite literally loses all of his strength if he has no team to support. Spy does not have this issue, as he is a support offense class. Seriously, medic is not an offense class. His main and secondary roles are supporting his team. Spy's role is to kill things (offense) and remove specific targets to help his team (sentries, medic picks, sniper picks, etc.)
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When it comes to stock loadouts, most say that the demoman has the best one, but I disagree: spy’s is basically perfect regardless of whether you’re a beginner or a veteran. Unlike medic, engi, or pyro, onions doesn’t have anything that could be considered a direct upgrade (besides maybe the diamondback).
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>>558681374
The 50 damage is dodgeable and has a long reload time, it's not OP in terms of DPS or even reliability.
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the infinite range hitscan is dodgeable and not that reliable
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>hitscan is dodgeable
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>hitscan is not dodgeable
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>>558682889
>long reload
>>558684770
if it were dodgeable, aimbots could miss
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>>558684883
if hitscan was not dogeable, scout vs scout would just be two people standing perfectly still and chip shotting each other to death
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Mvm update still ain't out? Bruh
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>>558682445
Show me Medic as the 9th class on the class menu.
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>>558685564
>Demoman after getting stomped by the Mantreads
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>>558686018
The class order is not indicative of their subroles within their main roles, as medic and spy have proven.
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>>558671990
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>>558684883
Aimbots are not limited by motor skills and reaction time which actual humans are subject to.
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>>558686523
Except Medic and Spy do also follow these subroles, like every other class does.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mod1-Q67E4E
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>>558688108
They don't, as I've pointed out repeatedly, while you keep ignoring the obvious. The fact the previous classes "line up" is coincidental, as these secondary roles are also somewhat arbitrary.
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(voice) spy: shupornography
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wats wrong with pyro players
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>>558690226
The obvious is that Medic is literally the most Offensively-oriented Support class because of his Ubercharge that you conveniently ignore because Spy is able to kill one (1) person and die, truly the most offensive of classes.
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>>558693217
russians are weird huh
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>>558693217
based
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>>558686991
holy sex
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How do I counter the Pyro as the tenth class?
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>>558693596
Ubercharge was acknowledged, without making a strawman like you're doing right now. Concession accepted, etc.
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>>558702207
Thank you for your concession, misterbaiter
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>>558637179
This this so much fellow Trans Furtress 2 sister
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seethe
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>>558700116
just use your shotgun and 300 hp. pyro can't reflect hitscan and has less knockback against you
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>the 10th class is the civilian!
>the 10th class is the dog!
who’s right?
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>>558702778
what did that have to do with trannies or furries
enumerate them
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the 10th class is the mobster sweetie
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>>558705563
he's schizophrenic, just ignore him
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>>558705458
The CEO of Mann Co.
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>>558705675
this, ignore him sisters
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>>558705458
The Commander
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>>558705458
He's dead nigga
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the tenth class is fat scout, discovered when players realized they had access to a shotgun as heavy and because le funny
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The tenth class is the friendly who get mad at me every time I frag him :)
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The tenth class is the friends we made along the way.
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Tenth class plap
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The tenth class is BLESSEDVIVA
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The tenth class is factually, as said by our savior Robin Walker, the Brick
Not to be confused with the brick, a secondary unlock for the Scout in TF2C
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>>558708432
It's actually just Brick, the The part is the prefix added by the unique quality in TF2.
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what’re the best furry skins to download to change every player into an anthro
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>>558708958
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2827230/Wild_Assault/
yw anon
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>>558709386
wtf
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>>558702778
Teto is the RED of trans fortress 2, Miku is the BLU.
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>>558708958
just go on fpsbanana and start browsing
there's a bunch
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>>558711737
I wish i had a demofloyd folder, maybe i'll finally get laid... oh well i have an anime and fempyro folder!
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>>558709906
I downloaded a bear one for heavy and it cooks so cute! I think heavy will no longer be my least-played class very soon!
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I like TF2
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>>558713085
I like plapping teri
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>>558708958
Why would the Soldier be a wimpy deer? That's cringe.

>it's a reference to a cosmetic
Yes, because he killed the deer as a trophy
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>>558715928
This, Soldier would obviously be a bald eagle
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>>558715928
>>558716114
eagles can't operate a rocket launcher
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>>558716430
Neither can deers, they have hooves. This is make believe furry shit, dummy
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there are a couple really good variations of the bear skin for heavy
the problem is that they only show up if you’re on a community server; they don’t work on valve / casual servers
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>>558717149
>grizzlies are nowhere to be found in Russia
That heavy is a spy.
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>>558717149
an even bigger issue: they make my game crash during map resets on causal servers
had to uninstall ;(
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Have you ever had an exciting tf2 session with a friend who then suddenly has to go? So you're left all excited and raring to go all on your own and it's just not the same...
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>>558724541
sweaty paizuri
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>>558724541
god i wish my ass was that fat
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>>558728867
that women are inherently inferrior to men and that a boy being a bottom deserves to be called a "good" girl?
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dead game
dead general
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>>558724541
I love big latex TnA

>>558732029
fempyro game
fempyro general
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>>558732970
many are saying this
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>>558734546
which part of his post?
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>>558735462
both points
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mods
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>>558737582
this shit was on /gif/ lmao
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so this is the alternative to cartoon girls huh
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>>558738501
don't even acknowledge it
let him have his little tantrum with no one around, he'll get bored quicker
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TF2 used to be cool.
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I'll take a break see you tomorrow tf2g anons.
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>>558738913
it just 404 you retard, that's how gif works.
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>>558739125
paizuri with ilulu
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should i buy this konata nendo
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>>558739258
yeah
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>>558739258
how much is it
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>>558739258
Konata mod for the scatter gun
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thanks janny <3
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>all the floyds from the past day got purged too
who'da thunk it
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>>558739307
K. thx for the help
>>558739418
forty-five burger units
>>558739436
... good idea! -heavy weapons dude from doom 2
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>>558739787
how much is shipping though
45 seems worth it unless it's some retarded shipping cost
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>>558739787
egg making sex with meowscarada
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>>558739839
its 42 before shipping, with shipping its about 45 to 47 if Goodsmile hasnt done a thing to their preorder shipping since ive last used them
>>558739912
meow meow
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>>558740124
buy it, konatafriend
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IowwxIWatug
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brass beast <<<< huo-long heater <<<<<< natascha <<<<<<< stock <<< tomislav
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>>558740345
tomislav is the best
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>>558740345
>>558740520
I disagree.
Brass Beast is the best, flip your list around and it'd be correct.
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>ignores 20% damage bonus
>prefers 20% slower fire rate
Absolute state of tf2g
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Ninja heavy loves tomislav.
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>>558740520
it’s too good
it kind of invalidates every other minigun
i sometimes equip the natascha when playing defense just for the variety, but in any other situation i use the tomislav
heavy needs more miniguns; right now the number of miniguns is tied for the number of kangaroo-based sniper cosmetics
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brass beast increases the damage you deal by 20% but it also increases the amount of damage you take from being slow by like 100% at least
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sleepy game
sleepy general
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>>558746353
raping teri poster in their sleep game
raping teri poster in their sleep general
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNXb3aQ46t4
shame that tf2 community can't into making good oc like this anymore
just like this general
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>>558747253
this is all good OC this general made recently
>>558301285
>>558305149
>>558306536
>>558319505
>>558320581
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mvm update tomorrow, right?
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i used a fuckton of shit to try and make a second banana and i cant find an active trading server to buy one anymore. and when i did find someone selling they wanted reclaimed metal for it
is this 21 year old game honestly and truly dead
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>>558750464
do the free banana contract or rent it from the store nigga
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>>558750517
cant see it in the store
and the contracts are bullshit, how the fuck does anyone kill anything with the dragons breath?
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>>558750823
you have to get repeated centered shots or it doesn't work
it kinda turns you into a slower scout
your other option is give a scrap to scrap.tf
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>>558750823
You need to use the Dragon's Fury at max range if you want to have any sort of advantage over a regular flamethrower. The fact that its effective range is nearly twice as long is the only positive attribute and this can sometimes surprise enemies who aren't used to Pyros being able to fight at a distance.
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>Listen Paul. Castaway?
>Call me.
>How about Friday night?
>No can do. I got an 8:30 res at Zesty's.

>Zesty on a Friday night? How'd he swing that?
>I think he's lying.
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>The Lugermorph is among both the first and last promo items released for TF2 assuming Skunkape can't re-release Poker Night 2 also
There's something kind of poetic about
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>>558750464
>>558750823
>average tf2 player in the big 2019+7
I have no hope for the future
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKxGotLtJJY
>Valve BTFO'd the fucking Rothschilds in a lawsuit
Wow based Valve
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>>558757374
>still no big kill rerun
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>>558747913
2 more weeks are added every time you post this.
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>>558750464
>used a fuckton of shit to try and make a second banana
Just buy it from the pedo owned scrap.tf
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>>558750464
Just get a friend who doesn't suck at TF2 to grind the contract with you.
CP gain is shared between friends if both of you activate the same contract
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>>558772103
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didn't that get deleted
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>>558445163
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>>558445163
you can never lose harder than gooner losers lost ın lıfe
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/tf2g/ stopped complaining about anime the instant floydcuck came around and started his antics. Honestly he's the best thing to happen to animechads.
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>>558782404
give her a cock and balls and now we're talking
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>>558783631
demofloyd...
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you can post anime but stop making them look underage
here is a better example
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>>558787732
Horrible taste. Zesty needs to get help
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>>558787732
ew
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>hate losing
>team doesnt have medic
>pick medic, for the Nth time
>win
>team has a medic, but no engie
>pick engie, for the Nth time
>win
>team has a medic and engies (very rare)
>engies are braindead and cant into spychecking
>have to pick pyro and babysit them
>win
Fuck sake, I just want to play soldier sometime, but I can't, because I'm not good enough with soldier to carry an entire team of shitters, because I never get to practice soldier, because I'm forced into playing these 3 classes on rotation, because I'm allergic to losing.
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>soldier is the most-played class
>heavy is the least-played class
why is this? how do we fix it?
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>>558787935
>>558788654
>literal gays
there's nothing wrong with buff women with huge tracts of land
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>>558791440
why do we need to fix it? isn't soldier inherently more fun than heavy?
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>>558791440
soldier is quite literally the tutorial class
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>>558791661
i feel like, in a well-balanced game, all classes would be played more or less equally
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>>558789436
Why do you hate losing when you get nothing from either winning or losing (unless you're doing a contract of course)? just pick what you want and ignore your team, like me. I personally just couldn't be bothered because i get in tf2 to have fun and fun only, if i want to suffer and get mad and constantly change classes i just play overwatch.
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>>558791575
>literal gays
I swing both ways so…
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>>558792118
then you're indecisive in addition to having poor taste
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>>558791440
if valve doesn't revert the one second mini gun damage and accuracy penalty when he revs up they should just give him an extra weapon slot for shotguns to cover that weakness, that way he'll be more fun to play and have both shotgun and sandvich, better yet, add a grenade on the shotgun slot so he finally gets some movement but has to trade some health from explosion damage (and the shotgun) to get it
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>>558792304
If that’s how you see things
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>>558792664
thank goodness you aren't in charge of balancing
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FACT: heavy is the main character of tf2, hence him being the most prominent on the box art and getting the first “meet the” video
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>>558757374
i'm glad i got my luger and iron curtains killstreaked before trader niggers drove up the price
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i have a regular iron curtain from having bought poker night a long-ass time ago :D :D :D
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>>558787732
Reddit taste.
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which main implies the lowest iq?
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>>558796608
Pyro followed by Heavy
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>>558791440
>second least-played class
that’s some shonky business right there
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>>558796608
It's not really even a question, the healer class is always the most braindead.
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>>558796840
disrespect the medic again and i will _____vore you
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>>558790703
seems like you lost, lel
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>>558796608
Pyro
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All I want to do is queue sulfur with my beautiful transgender wife(her name is Lilly and she pockets me while I play medic) all day!
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>>558806896
but why sulfur in particular?
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>>558808229
best map in the game
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>>558806896
nobody asked spic
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>>558808515
*throatfucks you*
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its been 15 years since i started playing this game

i dont know what to do anymore, im not burned our from tf2 but i hardly play any new game

playing tf2 makes me a bit happy again but i feel some sort of dread/melonchaly, there will be nothing new anymore, no updates weapon balance, multi day update

i dont want to feel like a faggot but i feel left behind, no passion in any product anymore
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>>558808665
Me next?
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>>558782404
so true; demofloyd is the best thing to happen to this general, us animechads can post anime while he takes care of our wives!
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>>558809151
*throatfucks you too*
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>>558791440
The sandvich ruined heavy.
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>>558809191
UwU
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>>558809115
Well, there's an mvm update planned, whenever that comes out (it's still community content, but maybe Valve will add something like australiums)
Other than that maybe something for the anniversary next year?
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>>558809804
i hardly play mvm, never whas my thing still remember when it released. so much hype and it took you 30 minutes to get into a mvm map

i want my good weapons back, casual system gone and replaced with quickplay again. i hate having no controll

i trust them to make a tweet at best, im busy making a quickplay video digestible for the online toddlers but after i did my video i think ill just quit gaming as a whole, nothing fun comes out anymore, and if it does my graphic card drivers are out of date or it has some denuvo spyware in it
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I would get a golden Eyelander for the sheer psychological damage it causes, but $120, fuck that
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>>558809198
>giving the class with the least amount of weapons more options ruined him
make it make sense
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>>558809804
>Well, there's an mvm update planned, whenever that comes out
2 weeks
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>be in hot soupy weather
>drink a 2L of icewater
>helps a lil bit
>eat a bowl of lukewarm soup, maybe 1 cup of liquid at most
>undoes everything the 2L of cold water did and now I feel like I have a fever and I'm sweating my ass off
the human body is such a joke
tf2 mercs for this feel?
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>>558811801
bros, i think i might like little girls
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>>558812513
what makes you say that?
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>>558811801
>2 weeks
But I want to plap ze shupos now.
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>>558809151
>>558809692
egg making sex with meowscarada

>>558811801
>>558813391
baby making sex with shupos
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>>558812361
why are you eating soup on a hot day
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>>558809804
>anniversary update
are you actually expecting something?
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who the FUCK took the fellatio vocaroos out of the OP. you niggS better FUCKING have a backup
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>>558815494
yeah
they'll enable birthday mode and distribute the party hat
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>>558813992
Are you going to at least wait until after the throat fucking?
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>>558816809
nta but have you at least played pokeyman? or do you just wanna fuck that cat?
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>>558817134
dude even africans have played pokemon
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>>558817134
Used to play it but I’m eternally butthurt about the Natdex cut so not anymore.
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>>558817252
that's not saying much, the last time that i played it was like 20 years ago

>>558817396
i see
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>>558815494
No, just hopeful they do something like they did with Half-Life, especially since it's more of the Orange Box anniversary than just TF2. But that's just hopeful wishing
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>Boom. Headshot.
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>>558815394
it hydrates you and contains many nutrients and vitamins and minerals
>>
#RemoveSlotReservations
#Make23/24ServersGreatAgain
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>>558819007
>it hydrates you
so does water
>and contains many nutrients and vitamins and minerals
so does dry food

just have some fruit and cured meat and stuff when it's hot out
oh also how does 2 liters of ice water not cool you down
did you put like one ice cube in a giant 2L container
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>Check out TF2C
>Remember trying it when it was new and not many people played it
>Join a server
>Several trannies with pronouns in their fucking username
>"Asriel Dreemurr"
>Troons seething about 'chuds' they made up in their own head when nobody is even talking about them
What the hell happened to TF2
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>>558819649
soup does it all at the same time tho
idk man , there was like a pound of ice in there
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>>558816701
they're still there dummy they've always been in the heavy guide

>>558816809
no
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>>558819769
Foby Tox ruined the Internet
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>>558820412
he's a symptom, not the cause
without undertale those same troons would've latched onto homestuck or fnaf or some other franchise for the mentally deranged
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>>558821275
Imagine how many more trans people that could be in TF2 if it wasn’t for Fox
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never forget what they took from you
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>>558823271
Cleaver is still fun to use
Sandman, whatever happened there...
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whats the difference between QWTF and FortressOne?

btw get on FortressOne nerds (TF1)
its free!
https://www.fortressone.org/
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>>558818860
sniper sissies think they look like this irl LMFAO
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>>558818860
disregarding the performative woman, i wish arcades still existed.... only saw one in britain
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4POS68o2MHg
Relatable.
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>>558825847
They still do in the US but they have to be combined with something else; i.e. barcades like Dave & Busters
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>>558829776
have a pb&j shot while playing mortal kombat :D :D :D
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since sentries weigh more than miniguns, isn’t engineer the real “heavy weapons guy”?
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>>558825847
Go to Japan. They range from well maintained and brand new to grungy and not updated since the 50's. I've played in pic related and it's fantastic.
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Will the MvM update have the Peaky Blinders reference (Eric's favourite)?
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>>558833464
i thought eric liked pink cookies
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>>558833464
words cannot describe how glad I am that peaky blinder sigma phonk edits no longer invest every corner of the internet
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>nerf beloved weapons into the ground and overhaul the entire matchmaking system to please compies
>compies proceed to keep ignoring the weapons and continue playing on their own servers
oh valve
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>>558830032
cant imagine taking a 1000€ trip just to see arcades, would be cheaper to build my own cabinet
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>>558836271
>would be cheaper to build my own cabinet
Buying a few Raspberry Pi processors could be a good investment now.
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sometimes, you just need a little less gun
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>>558836415
raspberry pi proccesors? like just the ARM processor without the rest of the SoC ?
Eitherway i have tons of old motherboards and computers at home, these could easily run MAME, get hooked up to a CRT and a joystick, etc, i just need the carpentry to build the cabinet itself really
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is ingame trading dead or something?
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>>558811801
>>558813391
>shupo sandvich
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>>558837306
pretty much
if one of you didn't bother setting up mobile authentication, it holds the trade for like, 2 weeks
even if you do have it enabled, everyone is antisocial or obsessed with making a profit
even if you find someone not like that, the trade can just fail to initiate because ???
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>>558558678
https://youtu.be/O2_cVc-8lNU
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>>558837908
>mobile
thats.. why
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Why do I always get the shitty paints. WHY?!
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>>558839124
because you can only find the shitty paints via random drop and stocking stuffer
that paint's not bad for facial hair, or something like the swagman's swatter
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>my last trade was 2016
holy hot shit
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>>558839485
My last trade was yesterday, with Viva.
He gave me head for an hour playing heavy with him as my medic gf.
>>
>>
rainbows make me cry
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Spy sappin' my fentry
>>
floydcuck took 150
he's down, push
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Gold Rush, whatever happened there
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>>558841428
Whatever happened there?
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!
I'll tell you what fucking happened.
This piece of shit RichardOvertight removed the autoreload feature without any provocation whatsoever!
>>
Post funny player names.
I'm fond of "Free Rockets" on a soldier.
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>>558787732
>you can post anime
ok
>but stop making them look underage
no

Zesty 'sona is hot though, I agree.
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>>558843651
isn't there a fighting game character who looks identical only she has one arm and uses a sword? from like tekken or something? not that it's a bad design...
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>>558843651
Who?
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>>558843651
>Zesty 'sona is hot
True

>>558843890
Zess is mostly just an aged/roided up 3.0 Asuka, but I could see there being some Baiken influence yeah
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>>558844089
Deez nutz

gottem
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>>558787732
okay we'll compromise
underage but massive breasts
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>>558843890
Yes. But she's not roided though.
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>>558844527
Why are you joking. I was asking a serious question. Do you know where we are.
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>>558845629
We are in updog!
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>>558845629
>goes to /tf2g/ - Zesty General
>doesn't know who Zesty is
That's why
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>Join community pub server
>admin is "le drunk xD"
>keeps using the admin powers to slap people around and 'drug' the server
haha... so funny
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>>558843651
>>558844121
>eyepatch switches
??
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>>558845870
It has styles like a TF2 cosmetic
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you can do it, i know you can.
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>>558846952
Do what
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>>558847214
it's a secret but you'll figure it out soon.
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>The Sandvich needs to be...reworked!
Said no one ever. Why'd they do it?
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>>558847780
Tranny brain, same as Goldrush.
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>>558847780
>>558847896
It sort of floors me just how many fucking trannies are on TF2C.
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are the trannies in the room with us?
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>>558847974
post a photo of you boipussy, gayboy.
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>>558301285
was there another boxing tournament
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>>558848051
Yes, the Konata Boob League no
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>>558847896
Isn't Gold Rush Chud brain tho
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>>558732970
need to get catfished by that
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>>558848051
Yeah, the konata paizuri championship happened yesterday.
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>>558306536
>>558305149
>>558306429


good thing there is an archive (the only bad thing is you need to make an account to see the more nsfw stuff)

https://vidya.pics/post/list/artist%3Aesao303%20olivia_mann/1
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>>558605435
Don't say that... that makes me want to install TF2C...
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>>558836271
>pay for flight to country
>look at a single thing then go home
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>>558849228
yes.
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>>558848623
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>>558848192
TF2C - Trannies
TF2GR - Chuds
TF2 - 70-30 split
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>>558850928
>TF2GR
dead game
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>>558850994
If these fucking modders just made a TF2 mod set before Mann-Conomy without trying to rewrite history, they'd actually last long without needing to resort to adding more gimmicks to stay relevant like TF2C.
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>What's TF2GR? Never heard of it
>Install it
>
I hate trannies so goddamn much
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Hats were better when they were a joke. Just one hat, something suitable for the class. It was better when the loadouts were simple.
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>i spent hundreds of dollars to make my game run worse!
is all i see from hat-tards
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>>558853476
>>558853476
>>558853476
Z + 4
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>>558853439
What. Imagine having performance issues with TF2.
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>>558852939
>1/32

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