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>>558473572

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Thanquol soon, friends!

Hey, I just wanted to say that Armoured Kossars fucking rock.

do undivided chaos units do anything better than the others, or should you always upgrade/swap them if you can

>>558474129
they are literally better than chosen in the late game
LITERALLY
don't even get me started on late game tzar guard
DON'T

been away from TW for a while and just saw the rebirth trailer, what's the verdict? worth a reinstall?

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Thoughts on Asrai?

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Is it just me or does playing as Skaven just feel like cheating compared to al the other factions?

>>558474331
Better color scheme

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>>558477897
>amazing artillery
>melee troops serve their chaff purpose excellently
>astounding guns
>armored and armor piercing chariots

They have an answer to everything.

Why haven't CA renamed Malekith to Malerion? I don't want to deadname him.

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>>558477796
Best elves.

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>>558477796
>>558479565
Stop giving human breasts to Elves. Elves are a C-cup max.

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>>558479867
Certainly not wood elves.

thanks to the anon awhile ago that told me to just fuck off somewhere else for the royal scythia legendary campaign rome 2
pretty much the only way to play it i think

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>>558479867
Provably untrue, see >>558479970

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>>558479867
Wrong.

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>>558473572
Reminder we are getting 4 Terracota Sentinels LH.

Post squires with elves.

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>>558477796
o-oh...

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>>558482757
DO NOT OPEN! LEWD INSIDE!

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>>558482781
Elves get into such odd trouble...

>>558473698
>empire total war
>play game
As you command....

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>>558482971
Fuck forgot image
Faction for this feel? Can be Major or Minor

>>558473698
>literally mod killing full vanilla

Vanilla bros...

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>>558479867
explain this dark elf then

>>558484340
whore!

>>558482858
Not chivalrous...

>>558484820
He said that dark elf, not all dark elves.

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>>558482757

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>>558483158
I don't think it meant that Empire..

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>>558485828
It should be male squire and female high elf.

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>>558479867
I think official art disagrees with you

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>>558485942
Too late
Give that nigga a volley

Let's say Miao Ying was confined inside of an indestructible box with a random cathay peasant
How long would it take for her to consider eating him alive to survive

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>>558482757

>>558485942
no, it's definitely there because of my one post saying that tech trees made sense in Empire Total War but not Warhammer. btw anon should play France

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>>558487943
That's more like it

>>558485828
Tomboy daughter of the Duke of Bordeleaux, crossdresses as a man to become a squire to a Grail Knight and go on adventures.
One day, meet an Asur prince at a ball and dance with him through the night.

Fairy tale love story, you'll only find in Bretonnia.

>>558487802
0 seconds
She would decide immediately at what time she was going to eat him.

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>>558479867

>>558487268
I'll take female squire x female elf

Any tips for Peasant-only Bretonnia? Whose the best starting LL?

>>558473572
Do Tigermen have barbed penises like cats?

>>558490525
they're actually all female
so no

>>558482305
The first two were already lame.

Why is it so horny today? Not just this thread either. Just me?

>>558490874
This anon >>558479867 got everyone to spam large breasted elves.

>>558490607
How does that stop them from having barbed penises? Are you stupid?

Elven women owe me sex.

Elven man owe me sex.

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>>558492278
>.Teclis

>>558492147
>>558492278
(You) owe elves sex.

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>Launch WH3 female LLs were MIAO ying and KATarin
>New DLC is literally just a cat
Why are CA obsessed with felines currently?

>>558473572
If empire total war was remastered to not be so shit I'd totally play it.

>>558493124
Because cats are great and every single setting should have cat people.

>>558493124
>>558493371
Imperial guard Felinid LL confirmed for 40k launch.

This general is so slow. December was so fun, constant discussion between hist, fantasy, and sci-fi fags.

>>558482956
What's the full image/source? Can't reverse image search it.

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>>558497301
Thank God the 40k retards have left us alone for now.

I'll be honest, I don't care about Total War 40k at all. It just doesn't feel as significant as Warhammer Fantasy. 40k already has a lot of RTS games and this would just be another one.

>>558498086
Not to mention CA decided it to have a Helldiver's campaign style so you won't even be able to conquer the Warhammer galaxy either. Just endless campaigns over irrelevant star systems.

>>558498086
Okay but 40k is a better setting, and in all 3 of its games, total war had never devolved so quickly. It’s literally marvel tier shit at this point. It’s even made me agree with volund at this point.

>>558499936
>but 40k is a better setting
nah
40k is too predictable. It's just Space Marines on both sides and all the other races are boring as fuck. I don't hate it, but I'm not fond of its factions either

>>558500324
There's like 7 sides and most of them don't have space marines.

I fucking hate the shade stacks AI dark elves are always making.

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>>558497572
if only you had an artist's name AND the website he uploads his artwork to work from, like maybe if that had been posted as an image in the reply chain you replied to, then you would be able to find it. oh well

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>>558500761
Yeah, but 80% of the DLC is going to be Space Marines, but in different colours (40keks will go crazy over them).

>>558487802
You do realize those dragons are immortal magical beings, yes? They don't need to eat or breathe.

>>558502271
then why do they die when they lose their blood? checkmate chinktards

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Do we like Kislev?

>>558500324
>40k is too predictable
You say this like fantasy isn’t. If it’s not beastmen who are the bad guys, it’s chaos, if it’s not chaos, it’s vampires, if it’s not vampires it’s beastmen.

>>558500761
>Bugs with literally nothing interesting about them
>Two types of elves worse than their fantasy versions
>Orcs with almost no goblins
>Weebs with long-range weapons and literally zero interesting things
>Humans but nuns
>Humans but humans
>Humans but in power armour (All humans use the same weapons and equipment by the way)
>Demons straight out of fantasy
>Necrons are probably the only interesting faction and even they have their own fantasy counterpart
Again, I don't hate 40k as a whole, and I love narrative-driven games like Rogue Trader, but it really doesn't appeal to me in terms of units and heroes. It doesn't help that almost all Chaos units are either almost exact copies of regular ones or simply demons already found in fantasy.
>>558502520
These three fantasy races you mentioned already have more diversity than the bad guys in 40k. At least in fantasy, Chaos and vampires have different kinds, in 40k it's literally just Space Marines and traitor guardsmen.

>>558502520
>Chaos
>Skaven
>Beastmen
>Dark Elves
>Vampires
>Orcs
Chorfs

Not to mention, the only order faction people care about in 40K is the Imperium. While Fantasy has:
>Empire
>High Elves
>Kislev
>Bretonnia
>Cathay
>Dwarfs
>Lizardmen

>>558502347
A lobster is also considered immortal yet it dies when we kill it.

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I've said this before, but if 40k got a trailer like this https://youtu.be/F3rXKKGsfpk?si=XLOwMq311fEwC6bE , it would literally be a crowd of Space Marines (some of them bigger than others and considered a separate faction) and maybe one or two elves and tech-priests. And most of the enemies will also be Space Marines.

>>558502887
>Kislev
>>Bretonnia
>>Cathay
nobody cares about these, lets be real.
>Dwarfs
exist to be elf onaholes
>lizardmen
What about them? They hardly get any stories. and are cucked in the lustria corner more often than not.
>>Vampires
who cares they are just humans but edgy
>Orcs
40k does them better
>dark elves
40k does them better yet again
>beastmen
lol. lmao.
>skaven
who cares
>chaos
is done MUCH better in 40k. fantasy doesnt have shit on blood pact.

>>558503490
>>>Cathay
The second most popular race in TWW3.
>>skaven
>who cares
Now this is bait

>>558503423
>trailer of le avengers, UNITE DER!!!!!!!!

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>>558503490
Eat a dick. Cathay is the coolest thing they ever made.

>>558503612
>The second most popular race in TWW3.
Chink inflation doesnt count.

>>558503827
mmmm Miao inflation

>>558503803
They are easily the worst thing. They dont even fit the setting.

>>558503423
40K could never pull a trailer like this off. Every faction in 40K is defined only by its relation with the Imperium. There's barely any development between inter-faction relations except with the Imperium.

Requesting a picture of Aqua as Yin-Yin real quick.

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>>558503984

>>558504110
>Naked elf
so what she rubbed her kitty on a elves clitty?

>>558503490
>Bretonnia
>nobody cares about these, lets be real.
I do.

>skaven
>who cares
Terrible opinion.

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>>558504110
YIN YIN IS STUPID.

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>>558503984

Can't believe we'll never get Yin Yin. All the content GW has released for Cathay doesn't mention Yin Yin, so she's seemingly been written out. Li Dao is going to be the next and probably the last (for TWW3) dragon child we get.

>>558503960
Nice reddit opinion. Your setting can eat an entire bowl of dicks. Absolutely made up nonsense.
Wahrammer is just Warcraft but edgy and warcraft got fkn pandas for the chinese faction.
Cathay is better than anything in fantasy and 40k.

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Yin Yin bros... it's over... we're stupid...

>>558504643
>Microphone
What songs does Yin Yin sing?

>>558504263
>I do.
They're books are all awful lol, how can you like such an awful faction? Even GRRM does knights better.

>>558504643
God pokies are so fucking hot..

>>558504731
>Microphone

>>558504731
she makes kidnapped men sing with it. They can get quite loud.

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>>558504110
Guess the elf

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>>558504735
>how can you like such an awful faction?
They have kino aesthetics.
I like knights, peasants, castles and the like.

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>>558504110
>>558504951
GW themselves shattered this myth, Miao prefers Sigmarite men.

>>558504731
>microphone

Anon...

>>558503490
Elves lost the largest war they ever fought to dwarfs.

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surprised i got this achievement in my gorbad campaign

>>558505050
Miao x Sigmar is forced, and porn brained. Miao x Imrik was an organic, idyllic love story.

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>>558500761

>>558504590
>person who hates warhammer fantasy likes cathay
Unsurprising.

>>558505261
Miao and Imrik haven't even met in the lore.

>>558505357
>Over half of the chaos forces are just SM
Grim

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>>558505452
AHEM

>>558505452
Thats what makes it organic and not some cropo spiel.

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>>558505369
Never said that. I love warhammer, I find 40k giga boring tho cause of the marine slop made for autistic kids.
I'll be playing warhammer 3 till the end of time unless they make warhammer 4 cause no other game they make will come close to this masterpiece.

>>558505513
>"Oh shit she's looking right at me. OK Imrik, be cool, this is your chance."

>>558505357
>2 Xeno factions are actually just the same hivemind
Grave even

>>558505357
>sisters of battle
No space marines.
>custodes
I guess they're sort of space marines.
>mechanicus
Technically they sometimes have space marines.
>adeptus titanicus
No space marines.
>imperial guard
No space marines.
>grey knights
Space marines
>imperial agents
That seems more like a collection of special characters than an army.
>Space marines
Space marines.
>Chaos daemons
Pretty sure that's just daemons.
>chaos knights
No space marines.
>Chaos space marines
Chaos space marines.
>death guard
Chaos space marines.
>emperor's children
Chaos space marines.
>thousand sons
Chaos space marines.
>world eaters
Chaos space marines.
>eldar
No space marines.
>dark eldar
No space marines.
>genestealer cults
No space marines.
>nusquats
No space marines.
>necrons
No space marines.
>orks
No space marines.
>tau
No space marines.
>tyranids
No space marines.

>>558505637
>your setting can eat an entire bowl of dicks
>also hates the empire
You don't like warhammer fantasy.

>>558505513
>Smirks at his halberd
>Compensating for something?

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>>558506082
LATER

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>>558504643
Yin Yin is STRONG

>>558505934
>>sisters of battle
>No space marines.
Use power armour and basically just female space marines.
>>adeptus titanicus
>No space marines.
Because it's not a real faction duh
>>imperial agents
>That seems more like a collection of special characters than an army.
Most of them wear power armour and are indistinguishable from space marines
>>nusquats
>No space marines.
Power armour again

>>558506492
Power armor making someone a space marine is an extremely reductionist view that I would only expect an actual retard to unironically possess.

>>558505357
So we have Empire, WoC, high elves, dark elves, dawi, robot tomb kings, greenskins, tau and nids.
But woc and empire are clones.
That game is gonna be such a fucking flop holy shit. No wonder they didn't announce 3 games. There aren't enough factions to even make a 2nd game.

Total war 40k will outsell all of the total war warhammer games, which were outsold by three kingdoms.

>>558506043
That's not how reality works. You can't decide what I like or don't.

>>558506626
This is just nitpicking. Space marines themselves have never been a problem, the problem has always been that there are too fucking many of them. And the argument "well, they're not space marines even if they look exactly like them" is just stupid in this situation

>>558506836
If you regularly shittalk a setting and actively dislike the heart and soul of that setting, you don't like that setting.

>>558506678
It's not that bad for a first game, but there's just no room for growth. You can cram every unit and faction from the 10th edition in there, and it will still be smaller than TWW3, or maybe even 2.

>>558506692
Yeah, and it'll die quickly like Three Kingdoms, too. Both games appealed to a large fanbase (chinks vs 40keks) which led to high initial sales but low DLC sales. 40kek games are notorious for not having long lifetimes.

>>558503490
/twg/ is bretonnian clay, lad

>>558507159
The heart and soul of it is cathay. I don't know what weird ass jewish manipulation tactics you are attempting but you can't magically make me dislike my vidya.

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>>558507346
Vive La Bretonnia

>>558507223
CA having a unit painter from day 1, probably also harms DLC prospects. They won't be able to just reskin SM for every DLC.

At least Legend left knowing he was right about the Shang Yang leak

>>558507438
>The heart and soul of it is cathay
It is not.
The heart of soul of warhammer fantasy is the empire and greenskins, with dwarfs and vampire counts as core side characters. Disliking any one of these means you don't like warhammer fantasy.

>>558507598
Unless they let you customize your equipment, it will just be an endless stream of the same units with different weapons. That's fine in fantasy, where you can basically only have two types of weapons, but in 40k, each unit can have 5-6 different types of weapons.

>>558507346
worse than the bugmen.

>>558507768
>That's fine in fantasy
It really isnt, if people had a taste of customization they wouldnt ever play this dogshit again.

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>>558507768
>Space Marines (Chainswords)

>>558506869
If you think a space marine and a sister of battle look exactly the same you are mentally ill.

>>558507960
Do you really think they should have gone to the trouble of creating a whole customisation system just to let people choose between sword or spear?
>>558508010
>Dude in big armour with a big gun
>Woman in big armour with a big gun
wow

Reminder that Imrik is a happy cuck

warhammer ruined this series

Which of the arabian factions in Attila is best?

>>558508150
Space marine armor and sister of battle armor looks nothing alike. They look as much alike as a grail knight with a sword and a chaos knight with a sword.

>>558507223
At least we save money since we won't have to buy 3 70dollar games and their dlcs.

>>558508254
>>558508553
DOUBLE TRVKE

>>558505357
The only chaos faction that is unique to chaos ie. isn't a chaos version of an imperium faction, is Chaos Daemons. The 1 faction that is identical to its Fantasy counterpart that we already have. lol, lmao even

I think the 40K setting making older tech stronger and better is kind of cool

>>558507737
Get with the times grandpa. We are warhammer the old world now and selling huge miao ying figures. Nobody cares for your ancient shit.

Pharaoh Dynasties with a mythology DLC (from multiple cultures too) would have been cool as fuck

I can't wait for this general to be filled with console fags when TW40K release

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Why would you wish for the worsening of a place you should love?

>>558510178
And how are they supposed to enter a 4chan thread on their piece of shit 5?

>>558511364
Obviously they'll be phoneposting during their 5 minute turn times on console

>>558511364
doesn't playstation or xbox have internet browsing capability?

>>558511631
Nice joke, I like it.
>>558511672
It's not as easy as opening a console menu for a chat window and speaking into a controller for speech to text. They'd have to solve horrendous with a pad. There is no way they'd do that.

>>558511672
Horrendous captchas.

>>558505513
>>558506082
>>558506268
I wish a drawfag would draw this instant loss comic.

Who would make a fun cav only campaign that is not Brettonia or Elves?

>>558514431
Ogres, Khorne, Nurgle, Cathay. Needs lots of turns to get the cav tho. I used to run pure cav on ogres. Shit is braindead.

>>558506268
GIWIWMY

>>558514431
Elves can do cav only?

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>The post that broke /twg/

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>love Elspeth's gunnery / artillery focus and overall abilities
>hate her starting position as it's a complete clusterfuck for the first 70 turns
>I suck with gun units

I wish her and Gelt could swap places

>>558516408
just use the mod that gives the mechanic to karl

>>558516458
You mean Gelt, right? Giving it to Karl doesn't solve any of my problems as they share a border.

>>558514431
Empire cav is so slept on
>>558514663
Imrik sure can

>>558516408
New to total war? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2790754811

Why is almost all of naggaroth frozen climate when over half of it is clearly not frozen?

>>558517062
Ever seen mongolia? Freezing cold nonstop but many parts are just wastelands without ice or snow.

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>>558516964
I don't think this would work for Elspeth, as she needs to hold Nuln in order have access to her gunnery school

>>558517214
Much of it is at the same lattitude as ulthuan and bretonnia and some of it even directly borders savannah.

>>558514304
Those kislevite women have perfect skincare routines compared to the men.

>>558517398
You are giving me a headache..
Is it Nuln or a building in Nuln because ofc it will work.
I did that settlement switch with Ikit Claw and he needs his workshop building in Skavenblight.
I used this https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2791241084 changed my starting settlement with the other mod, then used the console to add a building slot to what I took over and then spawn a workshop landmark in my new city.
If you need Nuln itself, you switch location and then use the console to take control back of Nuln which is now a ruin after you switched.
If it's a special building and it needs upgrading like Ikit's workshop, there is just a tiny issue in that it won't let u upgrade so once I hit the settlement main level required I used the console to delete the lvl1 workshop and spawned a lvl3 workshop.

>>558518001
I have used the mod that gives Nuln bonuses as extra research in the normal tree.
It requires you to hold Nuln itself to unlock half of them to be researched at all. It also only gives research and buffs no access to the new units regardless.

That is the only version that remotely works other crash the game every few turns.

>>558518609
Then take Nuln back as I said and play a dual start. YinYin has a dual start and I'm still holding her starting location on turn 100. Haven't ever expanded it. That thing is attacked by lokhir, snikch, dechala and sayl but they are unable to take it. Just bunker down full force. I keep 2 armies in ambush next to it at all times and got fat walls. That thing defends itself really.
If you do that you can keep Nuln and play your new starting location.
And not like you have any dangerous enemies around nuln. Just vampires galore.

>>558516408
>as it's a complete clusterfuck for the first 70 turns
Is it? I feel like she has one of the safest starting positions of any faction. The only real threat that I consistently see in the early game is Vlad and Isabella steamrolling their way directly towards you.

>>558520127
It can be a bit annoying since you basically need to dedicate the first 20 turns just to dealing with Vlad. Ignoring him isn’t smart.

>>558473572
Are we getting Ind on the map with the next expansion? Surely they won't release tigermen without filling Ind.

Since we are getting Nagash, what if instead of Thanquol they do a lazy Feskitt FLC to have the Skaven Vs Nagash addition?

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Does anyone know what mod I am missing? There is nothing on the Nagash page I have the OvN mods but the hand and skeletal elephants are not 'visible'.

Anyone know if there is a submod for the Legion of Nagash mod?

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>>558522461
Tyrion's new capital

>>558503803
true
retards like >>558503960 dont even understand the setting and/or are lorelets

>>558505886
Genestealers are technically not part of the hivemind proper but should still submit to be eaten by gaunts unless its the wrong hivefleet

>>558528650
Cathay was a couple obscure paragraphs of lore at most for like 30 years and its modern depiction is painfully out of place in how current year it is.

is there an old world book for cathay yet? i am sure all the lore you could ever need is in there

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fucking hate irondrakes

>>558529004
There's several short stories including one of Miao Ying meeting Sigmar himself.

>>558525979
mixer unlocker maybe

>>558535935
I have that also checked all the mod requirments.

40k news tomorrow confirmed

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>>558528861
Makes you imagine what things would be like if reversed - Age of Sigmar being the original setting and WhF being the remake. What's shocking to me is it is very very fucking easy to see an alternate reality where that happened: Age of Sigmar came out in the 80s and was a peak moorcock-y superhero-y interdimensional bullshit but with the 80s flavor of glam haired Sylvian wicca elves, Sigmarines are just heavy metal knights of thunder and lightning, vampire cunts are Requium Vampire Knights,

Then you get Games Workshop deciding this is aged, quaint and out of touch and they need to get in on that warcraft and game of thrones money so they come up with - well just take Cathay and Kislev and apply that same motif across the board. The Middenheim are wolfs wolfing wolf wolfers wolving down wolves, The Empire is not German-coded but is now phone game medieval azeroth, chaos is literally just their age of sigmar form nothing new there.

>>558525858
Given they seemed to want to have other calamities or whatever their word for it is it does feel foolish to load the Skaven into nagash's pack when you could instead have some big Skaven themed release

>>558537558
There's nothing interdimensional about sigmar thoughbeitever

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>>558482757

they should make a total war that's just humans, without the fantasy and magic stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcdy-lxqi50

>>558544316
Still my favorite of the credits songs.

Yeah I give up on the Old World. Was trying to kill a faction then another at the other side of my settlement declared and reloading takes ages

>>558544843
Please don't go. The laborers need you. They look up to you

>>558545203
we call them "collaborators"

>>558545342
I prefer "drones"

wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUXs1B5tmiI

>>558546887
Marketing team desperately trying to keep thier jobs during content draught.

>>558546887
kangz are dead to me until they are reworked + DLC

>>558548203
>kangz are dead
Yeah, pretty sure that's the point.

>>558549650
okay now you're dead to me you idiot

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>>558550310

I for one love this new era loremasterofsotek has ushured us into

>>558553905
Nah I don't like it, he's too open about his gooner habits so it's gross to think about how often he needs to wash his hands and face and chest without being a sticky cum man.

>>558553905
who

>>558553905
Total Pear-Man

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>>558507346
>/twg/ is bretonnian clay, lad
Based.

>>558507346
basé

>>558548203
End times dlc, I guess.
>>558546887
This is so random.

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HARALD HAMMERSTOOOOOOORM

>>558561294
what does he do?

>>558561557
He can teach you!
>Step one: Buy a hammer.

>>558525445
We don't know.
But they keep mentionning how she (Bhashiva) is part of the western province.

>>558561557
He hits things with a hammer.
He makes undead rout.

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>>558510178
The fact that people barely even talk about the games going to consoles is the real death of Total War to me.
I swear 10 years ago if you'd told people it was going to be turned into a console series it would have been considered something totally apocalyptic. Now people are just like 'meh'

>>558562125
Total war has been a phone game for years.

>>558562261
but no one ever talks about the phone games

>>558562261
Not really. The equivalent would be if they announced that 40k and Medieval were going to have simultaneous phone releases.
Then a bunch of people on /twg/ nervously tried to tell you that this definitely wont have any effect on the design of the game

You now remember Arena

>>558562125
>I swear 10 years ago if you'd told people it was going to be turned into a console series it would have been considered something totally apocalyptic.
CA have been desperately trying for years now to get Total War into the normalfag zeitgeist and it never, ever works.

>>558564598
I wish some of that translated into adding functional match making to multiplayer.

>>558564716
>everything is balanced around multiplayer
>the multiplayer experience itself is dogshit and has the QoL features of something from 2010

I will never understand the byzantine internal workings of CA

>>558564598
On the opposite end of the spectrum paradox decided to dive deeper on the niche rabbit hole by making increasingly more complex games and became the most succesful company in the strategy side of the market.
At this point the warhammer fantasy IP is the only thing keeping total wars bloated corpse afloat

Did you know that Starcraft 2 was released in 2010?
Did you also know that Starcraft 2 has different unit stats for their campaign variants and for their multiplayer variants?

Huh, I can't think of the relevance that this has to Total War: Warhammer 3 or any other Total War titles.

Just wanted to mention it!

>>558565204
>I will never understand the byzantine internal workings of CA
>>558565220
>At this point the warhammer fantasy IP is the only thing keeping total wars bloated corpse afloat
The reality of the matter is that CA would rather be working on literally anything other than Total War. These nudevs resent the series and its fanbase.

>>558565484
But anon if the stats are different the people that mainly play one role might be dissuaded to try the other!

>>558561924
Keep going and you have some Bolt Thrower lyrics.

>malakai in the old world has to fight a bloodthrister turn 1 with bloodletters

>My Bloodthirster has to fight Malakai, Gotrek, Felix and a Thunderbarge on turn 1 and we only have Bloodletters

>>558521730
Yeah after wiping first two enemies (vamps orcs) I immediately run to vlad in march stance even if he hasn’t started attacking the shitters around him his armies just grow too fast, he will probably have 3-5 stacks

>>558567170
I don't remember his campaign being this much of a clusterfuck when ToD first dropped.

>>558567170
but he has a barj

>>558565204
I do wonder how many resources are spent creating unique siege maps that no one actually plays because the sieges are crap

>>558569035
I think aislinn has a unique siege map even for minor settlements

>>558569035
considering how the engine is apparently a nightmare to work with, probably a lot

>>558505261
This but otherway around

>>558487943
>>558543356
Drawchad do a high elf x squire couple

>>558571101
This but NTR

is Arbaal Archaon's little brother

>>558571101
One's already posted >>558485828

>>558572248
A male squire x female elf as per tradition and for once make the elf taller.
As WH elves while not nearly as taller as Eldar are compared to humans are on average taller

>>558571894
Arbaal was born more than 3000 years before Archaon

>>558573641
Sorry I didn't realise Total Warhammer is like Smash Bros

>>558574272
its more like marvel.

>>558574272
It unironically is, a good number of characters in-game shouldn't coexist

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Do we think future games will use the excellent blended victory conditions from Pharoah Dynasties or will it be back to map painting slop?

>>558575352
This is pushing my limits but I'm hoping that the end times dlc is a overhaul of a good portion of the campaign sandbox. So everyone will have a kind of end times meter to mark how close they are to victory.

I am seriously getting so tired about how fucking bad LOS is in TW3. It's maddening

>>558575352
>house of ea-nasir
they put the copper meme guy in the game?

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>>558576312
Yes. I had a sensible chuckle.

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Why did GW name a character after Pewdiepie?

>>558577213
why would this be a landmark

reddit ass devs no wonder their game flopped

>>558578103
Because people have heard of him, that's what landmarks and famous people are.

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>>558575352
Why did Pharoah fail?

>>558578319
The setting is boring as fuck. It was doomed from the start. It's why CA moved away from historical.

>>558578319
People will say a lot of shit, especially warhammerbabs, but the real reason is that it was a piece of Troy DLC that got expanded in scope and sold for $60 when everybody already got Troy for free.

>>558578319
Nobody gives a fuck about brown people and the only games brown people buy is madden, kickball, and cawwadooty

It was a doomed mistake thought up by woke retards

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>>558578824
Are you the guy who made like 800 posts over the last few years in /twg/ saying CA will never make another history game?

>>558579125
>ancient egypt is woke

Wow that word really just means nothing now huh

>>558580814
It's always meant 'thing I don't like'.

>>558579562
No, and the fact they moved back to med 3 is proof everything else crashes and burns.

>>558581773
This is Three Kingdoms erasure

>>558580814
yes, normal people dont wanna buy some brownslop total war game

they wanna fight in places like europe and asia, yknow, where every successful total war game ever took place

>>558578319
>history
>bronze age
>middle east

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>>558579562
>in 2031

>>558579125
This and they didn’t make the female heroes look like Elizabeth taylor

>>558583490
>this is the cope now

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What was the coziest campaign you played?

Time for some Greece vs Persia kino!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaIHL2LGQ0Y

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>>558588847
Video not available in my country.

>>558575352
>map painting slop
>wanting to be told you're victorious because you hit a button and "built" a building.

>>558591171
what's your preferred kind of win condition?

>>558589776
what cunt?

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>>558592389
Mercilessly destroying all my enemies and former friends and taking over the world. You call map painting cringe, but I ask you is there anything more masculine than taking over the world?

>>558591171
>wanting to be told you're victorious because you hit a button and "built" a building.

You can't win in Pharoah purely through buildings.
Even if you could I cant express how much better that still would be than having beaten any real challenge but still having to autoresolve things for another 30 turns.

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>>558473572
Reminder to pay your tributes, nerds.

>>558592490
Brazil :-D

>>558592691
At that point in the campaign, controlling ~9 armies and leveling/gearing each lord/hero, upgrading every city gets soooooooo tiring though

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>>558593326
>controlling ~9 armies
Try 45. All randomized. VH/VH
>leveling/gearing each lord/hero
Who the fuck does that? Hit the auto assign skill points and let them keep whatever they get.

>>558592798
>Autoresolve.
Why even play the game then.

I want the pansies to leave. EIse will make them leave...

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>>558487268
He's busy

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>>558594698
>Try 45. All randomized. VH/VH
>>leveling/gearing each lord/hero
>Who the fuck does that? Hit the auto assign skill points and let them keep whatever they get.
I have no words...

fellas I went from liking wood elves to paying tribute to the tau.

i have seen TCA's improvement of fire at will targeting and i will now bestow upon you a cheese as reward
steal the blue scribes, get the cataclysm skill, wait for a cataclysm spell you like, then exchange blue scribes with another army
now, your army has a cataclysm army ability forever

>>558600246
well you were right to do so because Tau are like Cathay if the design and lore didn't suck Chink-pandering ASS

>>558597758
this is heresy

ta waddle-barag grungiii

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>>558586849
I wouldn't say any of my campaigns are cozy.

>>558604106
What? But... :(

>>558586849
All of my Tyrion Campaigns are cozy

>>558594698
>Why even play the game then.

Because you basically already won then have to go through the motions for another 30 turns because of old fashioned victory conditions

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glug glug glug

What's the easiest DE faction to get a campaign victory with?