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Banana Island Edition
>Released Servers
Crusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)
Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)
Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
>Guilds
To join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.
<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance
<Chuckers of Sneed> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction
>BBC+
https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POI
https://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/
>Turtle
All Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com
>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX
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>Released Servers
WoW Israel - https://wow-israel.sec-dev.net/ (WotLK)
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why do people say "DD" and not "DPS"? must be a troondle thing
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>>558642470
Damage dealer
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>>558642470
the civilized world uses DD for damage dealer and DM for deadmines
only mutts use DPS and VC
>"uhhhhh damage per second looking for group"
^ a sentence uttered only by the most deranged, brownoid low iq muttgolems
now this wouldn't be an issue as the world would just ignore mutts and move on, unfortunately said golems make up a big chunk of the population on top of being too braindead to understand the term DD, thus everyone has to step down to the lowest common denominator (the mutt) and uses DPS instead, as using DD locks the mutt male human retardin into a prolonged fluoride stare
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imagine copying someone else's jargon because you want to play with them while they don't give a rat's ass about playing with you and thinking any amount of emotionally charged insults can make you not sound like the beta male cuck in that relationship
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>>558643498
>imagine copying someone else's jargon because you want to play with them while they don't give a rat's ass about playing with you and thinking any amount of emotionally charged insults can make you not sound like the beta male cuck in that relationship
You are a passive-aggressive faggot and whoever you're trying to insult likely has no clue you're even trying to insult them.
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>discord required
fuck off will you? holy shit imagine neededing a fucking discord for WotLK raids that are fucking braindead and you have a 100 addons to choose from that will hold your hand and tell you what to do
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>>558643038
>civilized
>z
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>>558644494
lol. noo i like to please other cuties, swallow loads and get facials. i just came all over myself and the smell of cum is making me semi-hard again. this is why i should be caged a good majority of the time.
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>>558645668
It happens. They either quit when they realize what the guild is or stay blissfully ignorant. There's at least one retard in <Evil> right now who genuinely thinks there are no trannies in the guild and that they're all in <Branded>. Cracks me up whenever I see him talking in guildchat.
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The turtlogs message about being taken down isn't there anymore. Presumably the turtle team has taken over paying for it since they said something on d*scord asking the owner to contact them.
t. shit no one cares about enthusiast
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>>558655389
I know it will be fully cooked turboslop.
That's why I want to play it, I'll play it for a few weeks and that's it, getting invest in a pserf is foolish.
If I wanted long term permanence I'd play retoilet.
If I wanted ERP I'd be in f-list.
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>>558659702
>join guild hat in hand, begging for gold, begging for carries through dungeons, begging for bags
>be given those thing
>get carried through attunes
>then get given free enchants and free consumables, purely out of friendliness
>get your full tier set and even more than that
>quit the guild without telling any of the people that helped you why
Fuck you he was a disgusting traitor and he alone is the reason we don't help anyone with shit anymore
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chuds:
>complete lootgoblins
>will cry about wipes, even if they cause them
>log in 1 minute before raid starts, alt f4 the second the last piece of loot has been distributed
>will take everything that is not bolted on to the floor, then leave
>exclusively play greenparsing dps
trannies:
>will pass on loot for their friends
>will laugh at silly wipes and go again
>hourlong pre- and postraid erp sessions
>will stay with the guild no matter what
>play as tanks and healers, dps are always fully decked out in consumables and parse well
Hmmm...
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>>558664237
I dont like unspoken rules of BoEs because it always causes someone to get burned, and people dont usually talk about it because of how low the drop rates are.
I ran some maraudon princess runs and got the fire/hp5 necklace to drop, shockingly everyone rolled greed on it. Not so coincidentally that group was probably one of the best groups I've had, we ran it about 8 times for everyone to get their blackstone rings.
If the dungeon has any really big ticket BoEs like flask recipes it should probably be asked before the run, but those are almost always need rolls. Fashion tokens on twow are always need rolls.
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i love tauren women
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Yeah like 5 other people have done this except when they vanish its because they quit the game, they're still in the guild so theres a delusion of "they'll come back"
But fucking elekkow quit the guild to keep playing and join another guild
Its funny seeing him around with his "still on trial" guild rank in a normie guild
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>>558662036
Thank goodness!
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>>558666821
It's way more than five at this point. It's over twenty people now easily. We could fill a whole other raid with the people we've lost.
But when you point this out and talk about how you can keep people in raids and loot in the guild, Gramble wants nothing of it. He's too busy making some tranny cum, because that's what's really important. The guild falls apart around him and he just doesn't care as long as he can feel like he isn't a virgin basement dwelling loser by chatting with his discord kittens. The same shit happened in FMC I'm told. I don't blame Elekkow for quitting and joining another guild. Why should he stay with a sinking ship when everyone flat out refuses to do anything? Because people gave him a little gold and some bags? Nonsense.
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<Evil> still property of <Branded>
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we could have had a good guild YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO SEE WHAT FUCKING FAILED IN FMC AND NOT DO IT HERE
YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO GET NEW PEOPLE AND KEEP THEM, PEOPLE UNAWARE OF FMC SHITTERY
INSTEAD YOU CREATED SECRET CLIQUES, YOU FUCKING RECREATED FMC, YOU TOLD EVERYONE NEW TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES, AND NOW THE GUILD WILL DIE THE SAME WAY FMC DID
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>>558670947
People in this thread and in this guild in no uncertain terms spelled out everything Telol did wrong in FMC and warned Aecheur and Gramble not to repeat the same mistakes.
They refused to listen and now their guild has to beg the ERP guild for help.
Do the smart thing. Join another guild.
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>>558669918
It doesn't matter if they quit for another guild or quit to stare at the wall all day. They quit. They no longer raid with you. That's one less person in the raids. That's gear that is now lost.
Maybe if you cared more about your guild and less about gay ass erp or causing retarded drama they wouldn't have quit but alas.
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>fmc does retarded shit like give new players bis gear over longtime raiders
>"don't do that or your guild will fall apart"
>fmc continues, guild falls apart
>later
>evil does retarded shit like give new players bis gear over longtime raiders
>"don't do that or your guild will fall apart"
>evil continues, guild starts falling apart
you're likely no longer at the point where you can even follow good advice if you wanted to
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>>558669918
Zaptuah.
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Hello everyone,
I did not want to do this at all, but I was forced to act. Things have escalated, and I accept the sonsequences of my actions today. I have tried to avoid this for weeks now, because I valued our guild unity and did not want to create further drama.
Today I have exile the following people from the guild: Flag, Tey and Elafie.
The reason for this is as follows. As it turned out Elafi and Flag have been planning a coup against me with intent of inviting back Elekkow, something that I hope everyone understands is retarded. They have Forced my hand.
From today onwards, I will use the powers entrusted to me by our former Guild Master Aecheur to their fullest.
I hope I never have to do this again.
To the people staying, I promise I will work as hard as I can to make Evil great again.
Signed,
Gramble
GM of <Evil>
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>>558672242
the bigger problem is the big amount of bad performers and not taking pugs, which would fix the issues with the roster.
Branded realized and fixed that instantly, FMCevil still doesn't understand that.
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Fuck that, bad performers eventually learn, and taking pugs would mean the guild stops being anon
The real problem is geared raiders leaving and the fact FMC has some jewish delusions about being the master race and the non-fmc people being goyim
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>>558672770
branded is run by a literal loony troon faggot in a cock cage and yet their leadership is still somehow more competent than aecheur and gramble combined because they actually learned from fmc's mistakes
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>>558673676
From what I understand Torzag and Zaptuah both took turns being the girl because not even Elaynna would ERP with either of them any more. Torzag made a helf alt while Zap paid real world money to transition his dwarf just to please his new lover.
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Where do you hear shit like this?
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>>558675464
I have a character raiding in the same guild as him, so I saw his character change race multiple times. I don't know why, but I doubt it's for the bullshit that people are saying here. It's probably just for meta reasons.
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>>558676532
Why should I care? He does good DPS, doesn't often fail mechanics, and joins raids.
https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/93078/base?history_state=1
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>>558676647
Curse of Agony, important Warlock spell.
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The thing is FMC didn't really split into two guilds.
Originally Evil was created by non-FMCers. And while Branded was created by a former FMCer, the vast majority of its founding members were from /heals/ and not FMC.
The thing is, while Ambershire was new and both guilds were being made, FMC was over in Epoch. Yes, they put all their money on Epoch. It's a part of why Aoiyuki trolled /epog/ so damn hard, because she hated that Telol, Asalys, Elicia and others murdered FMC to chase a FRESH bandwagon.
But in the end Epoch flopped, and the FMC crew was forced to join Evil for the most part. A few like Fuutank joined Branded but the main crew went with Evil since it was the bigger and more popular guild.
But now most of Evil is FMC because the troons pushed the chuds away, and they're coordinating with Branded already. They haven't combined raid forces yet because there's no need. Most guilds have two raid forces doing split MCs for maximum loot. <Fmcevilbranded> is essentially doing this now. By Naxx they'll merge if not sooner, but you already have Evil alts raiding with Branded and even Branded alts raiding with Evil. Whatever boundaries the two guilds once had back in the day are gone, and now both guilds are poorly run erp tranny faggot guilds aka FMC.
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FMC, Evil, and Branded are basically pic related.
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I'm a Nelf first and DK second.
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>>558664237
>No need for kindness and courtesy to the people that could actually use it?
If they want it they can go and buy it off the AH.
All they get out of the drop is saving gold, while for me it's gaining that same amount of gold when I sell it. Our needs are equal.
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People who can actually use an expensive boe just sell it anyways lol
A few hundred g from some twink retard versus some gear you're going to replace in a few levels anyway is a no brainer
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>>558664237
The same rules should apply to every drop, no matter the colour.
You Need if you can and will use it.
You Greed if you wish to sell it.
No inbetween, no exceptions, and no compromise. I look unto you with disdain if you argue otherwise.
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>>558685947
i think it'd be interesting if dungeons had a flat gold value reward for completion and then any loot claimed was deducted from someone's share of the payout and given to the others, at least with pugs
so if people get screwed on good loot drops, they still net some gold from the dungeon
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Frostmourne - alliance
<Poo in the Loo>
Legion waiting room.
No trannies.
gulagchads welcome.
whisp Aryeon for an invite
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Let me interrupt your streak of talking to yourself for a moment to remind you that
A - I never swapped to helf because why the fuck would I do that, its a garbage race for Paladin
B - I swapped long before leaving FMC which everyone that played at that time would know.
That makes "someone in my guild" seeing me swap multiple times extremely unlikely.
I dont know what sort of toilet seats youre licking regularly to cook this up in your head, but considering how easy all of this is to verify,
the stupidity of these claims is on par with not realizing for months that everyone in FMC can alter guild notes - then going on to blame the officers for the notes' contents instead of simply checking whether you, as a member, can alter them yourself.
It is almost impressive to be so confident and so wrong that you dont even think about double-checking the shit youre saying.
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>>558691851
lmao
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They should also add a tmog roll to Need Greed. Above greed, under need.
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>>558713119
not going for subtle and my normal name is taken so I am tryin to come up with a new one
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take a breather then lock in, wagmi bros
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>>558716381
I've been in Branded for months now and they're genuinely some of the most helpful people I've come across within a guild atmosphere, even with them lacking some kind of external server for chatting, like a skype or teamspeak server
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why's stormforge so dogshit? its a legit worse experiencie than any other server i played, and its filled with spanish plays that act like rabid dogs for no reason.
>leveling is garbage you dont get to enjoy the zones due to high xp
>server is designed to be played at high xp
>spanish speakers act like monkeys and act like they dont know how to live in society
hell, if turtle wasnt so dead at NA times id be playing there.
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So here's a question. I want to run the game off Steam under their non Steam game add so I can use Steam to stream it to my other PC with a better monitor and keyboard but private servers obviously aren't legal copies. Does Steam pay attention enough to notice it's not the official WoW and ban my account for piracy?
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I've decided I want to become Garrosh Hellscream.
He is based, and I want to be based too.
To accomplish this I am going to
>start working out
>shave my head
>stick my jaw out to pretend I have tusks
>call women bitches
>remove minorities from my town
Wish me luck.
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All the last quests I gotta do here are pretty grindy
What's the best 57-60 experience, Hyjal? I've never been there
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gotta answer the question now
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Don't speak to me or my son ever again
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>>558729238
I'm not a grey seer either
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The real reason Zaptuah tronned out is because he couldn't live with being rejected not twice but three times by biofems
Elaynna
Aoiyuki
Telegethu
All of them told the sex pest diddy blud epstein acolyte to go away, so he decided to transition and show these "whores" what a real woman is like, he already had the small dick to pass out, and experience eating sausages, but his germgroid voice would be a problem to mask out
In the end he got bareback backshots from Telol and brought back to the leather side, but he still gets on his knees for Torzag sloppies
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>>558691851
>denies trooning out into a helf because he trooned out into a human
>doesn't deny trooning out for torzag
So anons were right then. You went tranny in order to be Torzag's little bitch.
That's just so fucking sad and pathetic. You know you could have spent that money on a hooker and lost your virginity.
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>>558733574so do i, god i love the taste of cum so much
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eating your own cum when you are by yourself is actually good for you, protein, among other health benefits. ideally you would have another cutie there to give you a facial(very good for your skin), but when alone, it is never a bad decision to eat your cum like a good little boiii...in fact you should be, every time.
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Ursan heights is kino
Also is there a red rose hair piece like the blue one from the helf starter zone?
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>>558733065
I wear my precum like lip gloss
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sameeee...3 is probably my average
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mmm thats hot, would be fun to make out with each others precum on our lips :3
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This bitch sitting on my face
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I was molested by a member of Evil in a random dungeon and I think I now have a rash.
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>>558624357
add the /wpsg/ guild for BBC+
< snowbunnies >
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Purchase The Midnight Isles™ Deluxe Edition
Purchase the Three Day Early Access Pass
Purchase the Premium World of Warcraft™ Battle Pass
Purchase the 20 year subscription plan to gain the EXCLUSIVE Xalitath Squiggy Squirrel Puppy Mount
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Me pulling as the healer because the tank is a total pussy
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>>558764525
THE WALL™
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>>558766191
my point is that it doesn't run well just because it's made by shenna.
it runs well because it was made by white people a decade ago.
remember when transmog system (that shenna's best coders added) kept crashing the server?
>ecuck core
trinitycore garbage can't support more than 3k players online obviously
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>>558766390
>it was made by white people
Here have a (you).
>remember when transmog system (that shenna's best coders added) kept crashing the server?
No. Imagine playing on a Shenna server, I'm not retarded. I do know their custom content and server mostly works, something than Gaytotes couldn't say about his shitshow.
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POCHIE WEEKEND POCHIE WEEKEND POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BWWWEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH
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>>558767302
Forgotten...
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MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YAAARD
DAMN RIGHT
IT'S BETTER THAN YOUUURS
DAMN RIGHT
IT'S BETTER THAN YOUUURS
I CAN TEACH YOU
BUT I'D HAVE TO CHAAARGEEE
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HOMINA HOMINA
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It took me 2-3 days at most to get over them if I was the one ending things.
On the 2 cases where the other person ended things, we peacefully parted ways but I still remembered them months later.
She doesn't remember you, get over it.
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looking at my female human toon makes my agp worse...
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>>558764525
>turtle won
I can tell
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new adventure on frostmourne!
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I'm not always playing with a female paladin but when I do I make sure to put her in her placeas my fellow compatriot.
To make sure she understands her role I take her hand and place it on myheart. My chest to be exact so she can feel my heartbeat and understand just how much she means to me.
I make sure to give her what she deservesdignity and respect.
If she tells me she doesn't like to heal and would like to dps instead I make sure toaccept her opinion and not force her into a role she dislikes.
Because I know what's best for herI would like to think. She's her own free-minded person and my love for her not as a lover but a good, loyal friend is more important to me than a fleeting feeling of superiority.
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usecase for guilds?
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Is Elaynna actually stupid enough to think we can't connect the dots? Everytime the name of an ex-FMC member or Nordanaar anon is mentioned in some gossip none of the Ambershire people even know about, Elaynna just magically appears out of nowhere 50 posts later posting his AI gibberish.
Stop it, you're embarrassing. None of us give a fuck about you.
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>>558790065
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Asalys x Elicia
Elicia x Sunethil
Jib x Elicia
Sylma x Skoll
Burok x John
Belwynn x Himecut
Grud x Grud
Zaptuah x Aoi
Socks x Aoi
Filthydrunk x Hellbat
Vilefon x Drugs
Rainu x Rainu(tank)
Flag
Telol x Ahru
Telol x Elicia
Telol x Zaptuah
Telol x Burok
Telol x Asalys
Telol x Aoi
Telol x Jib
Telol x Gramble
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>>558790854
and the furtive keyholder, so easily forgotten
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>>558790974
Here's a cow's ass, looney trooney
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>>558791109
no, i am being serious. ordered the lovesense. actually since i still need to make an alt disc account and am nervous about what to say i wish she could just link a cage here in the thread from amazon or something in the meantime
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why are you all being so mean? i ordered the lovesense, am deciding on a cage, and just need to relax a bit and make first contact.
oh and dont forget to workout today! cute bois are supposed to look, ya know, cute ;3
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anyone need
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>>558795125
Can I be your perfect caged sissy instead? I already added you on disc, what race/gender do you prefer me to be?
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The strongest woyer.
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literally me
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>>558624357
Why doesn't anyone here play on Warmane Icecrown/Lordaeron? I've tried nearly every server out there throughout the years, but I keep returning to this.
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>>558799862
any cages you recommend in particular, or just any caged metal one?
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>>558800821
Hmmm try to talk about video games cutie, message me if you want to talk about that kind of thing~
Which race would you prefer to play? I think it's better to be something you're comfortable with and enjoy so you stick around more! But I like high elf and human females the most, what about you?
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it's finally on the stonetalon map!!
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>>558804017
>le homophobia shield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
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>>558762612
I have very little interest in doing any of these things.
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wtf they put sex noises in my doite auras
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Evil sisters...
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>>558810473
hmmm...
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damn pupset is fucking shit lol
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San'layn playable race WHEN???
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Just sell body parts as cosmetic options to change how your character looks. Green elf ears cost 100 Sheena coins, pink elf ears are 500 coins, and an ashen skin tone is 1,000 coins. It’s all about expressing yourself and showing the kind of character you want to be.
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>>558810473
it's not a magic effect, nope
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i managed to convince the phase 0 evil anons to make a guild together just so i could avoid the eventual shitshow that bbcheur and telol would cause. i'm sorry for poaching mentally adjusted adults from your guild
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>>558786323
Did you drawed that?
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>>558804017
I think it isn’t so much that you are gay but rather you are an adult who can’t make meaningful relationships and so you waste your time sexualizing your interactions with anonymous strangers in a two decade old video game for children. They would want to see you happy and healthy, and realize that you are on a path that is neither healthy nor truly happy. I understand it can feel hard to find someone, but just realize that others out there are going through the same hardships in trying to find a partner in life. When you realize this, it becomes a bit less daunting to find a woman (or man, if you actually are gay, although many anons in this thread appear to be only opportunistically homosexual, turning to the comfort of me pretending to be women because they can’t find real women and are forced to settle). Ultimately the easiest way to find a partner in life is to interact with your community, which means playing less Wow private servers and spending less time on 4chan. Best of luck.
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Got my 2 lifesteal and speed trinkets
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>Eats macrons, chips and cookies on anons bed while he's out adventuring.
>So when anon returns its full of crumbs for him or her to clean
Not my problem.
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Having a blast
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>>558859667
had a couple shots of vodka tonight but all it did was flare up my stomach acid. im not even drunk
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>>558860740
Ah that shit is the worse when you get the negatives of drinking without the positives.
>>558860905
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>>558859667
Making some bratwurst sausages in a pan, fried mushrooms, potato puree and maybe some salted pickles. As salad I probably make a tomato salad with onions, dill and basil.
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>>558861784
Thank you.
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Play on Tauri.
Join <gulag>.
Our rabbinate is winning.
Iran is only the begining of <gulag>'s worldwide domination.
Torah study on Monday evenings.
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>running to BRD for a queue
>see a hunter struggling to fight some 63 elite and almost near death
>pop a heal on them and frost shock the elite
>it despawns and sends out "the cleaner" that oneshots the dude and me
>suddenly like 8 people in my whisper are calling me a retarded griefer and said they reported me
What the fuck? How was i supposed to know this random elite was a solo challenge? I felt like a massive dickhead because the hunter said he had to wait 30 minutes to retry the fight.
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I've known hunters struggle with quest for weeks because of people like you. They get very frustrated and angry so that's why you get all the hate. There's not much you can do beyond apologising and just moving on, if they keep harassing you just /ignore them. I doubt GMs will do anything, especially if your account is new because they can't expect you to know about that retarded mechanic.
You can't even heal or buff the person in the fight so you have to fully ignore it's happening.
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Didn't play on Turtle or any WoW server for about 2 years, wondering how's it doing now since I heard there was some drama with Blizz and that there was another big classic+ server launching. How are things there now? And any big happenings regarding pservers in general?
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Just had a god awful run. Some faggy paladin called Arethal trolling, absolutely lousy healing despite being 10 levels above the dungeon level and 2 casters who constantly pulled. Just walked out on them after they pulled an entire room lmao.
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Are there any guilds that completely ban dramafaging and discussion of politics and religion and being a troon/gay/furry etc. on TWoW?
I just want to get away from that, play WoW and talk about WoW with people when playing WoW, not have people shove irl shit into Azeroth. I'm tired boss.png
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holla holla get dolla
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ambershire
tel'abim is their dead-as-doornails pvp realm that's as fully progressed as nordanaar, so if you do level you're up against aq40+ geared fags for way less activity overall and to join a rat race of dying guilds just to feel like you did something worthwhile with your character
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>>558890063
the battlegrounds are usually poppin based on which one is the "bg of the day" on https://turtletimers.com/ which gives bonus honor/exp/rewards
fair warning, you will be dog food for the twinks in 99% of the runs, stay close to the other twinks if you want to survive for any amount of time
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We're officially announcing a change in power.
As you may or may not know, a lot of things have happened, and I'd like to save some things were not handled correctly, but moving forward, I'd like to announce that Gramble will be stepping down as the guild master, and I'll be taking charge of the guild..
I'd like to emphasize that this wasn't really a "coup" even if some will present it that way.
Raids will resume next week without change, but there will be a re-organization of the guild, thank you everyone for sticking around.
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>We're officially announcing a change in power.
>As you may or may not know, a lot of things have happened, and I'd like to save some things were not handled correctly, but moving forward, I'd like to announce that Gramble will be stepping down as the guild master, and I'll be taking charge of the guild..
>I'd like to emphasize that this wasn't really a "coup" even if some will present it that way.
>Raids will resume next week without change, but there will be a re-organization of the guild, thank you everyone for sticking around.
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Israel lost.
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how do i get rank 10 pvp on twow, is there a specific amount of honor i need to shoot for or does something else determine it
i looked up how ranks are calculated in classic and its a lot of guesswork
currently rank 3 with 35k honor
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>>558893970
flag is:
>master looter
>100% raid attendance
>main tank
>funbringer
>has cool tmogs and aura mogs you
>was a core member of FMC too
yeah i think flag deserves 1 or 2 legendaries. besides, no one else even wanted them.
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What is bro buying
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>>558896987
tell shenna to make a tbc/wotlk server
>>558897164
that's the milking bench
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I've met a Kaldorei beauty but she betrayed me when I least expected it.
So now I shall fight side by side with the Horde.
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>>558903703
Imagine the absolute melty on vc when nobody took care of the first and second lava spawn.
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roll more shamans please
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should i join?
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Did you know the Sulfuras proc gets boosted by a shaman's fire damage boosting talents? Yeah it's something an enh shaman whose name starts with A would really want. Too bad <Evil> doesn't have any of those or you would've gave him it instead of Flag.
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>a branded member asks for extra loot
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whisper yeben or noiradin on ambershire if you want to be part of a guild that respects your time
guild is dkp, uses an addon that makes it easy to manage it
the core of the guild is built on anons and we don't recruit trash from world chat but people who align with the other players
consumes, goodwill and effort required
our roster right now is 31 people and we are looking for
-resto druids
-hunters (any spec)
-fury warriors
legendaries have a public waitlist that won't be manipulated
raid times are
thursday sunday 8pm central europe time for minor raids
friday 7pm for molten core
cancer that's killing /wpsg/ not welcome
we help new players improve at the game as well as get their pre-bis
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>>558916316
you can be the cuck stool enjoyer
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>hit 60
>don't queue for any high level content because of performance anxiety
>start new character
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Uh, so where's Emerald Sanctum? Shouldn't it be out on Ambershire already?
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>>558942383
running water doesn't freeze as quicly so maybe it's a spring. A "winter" spring, perhaps.
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so i told my mom some XXX/adult stuff is on the way dont open any packages unless you want to be scarred mentally, she laughed and was like okay. then she ate a few edibles i think, came in my room telling me to have fun with my blowup doll while laughing in tears, then i was like no mom its a vibrating prostate massager then she was like oh yeah your a freak thats right lol
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found dat ass on the floor in AV
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>>558950158
>be anon's single mom
>imagine_having_a_son.jpeg
>want son's dick
>son tells you he's getting some sextoy
>wtf
>get high on edibles
>have fun with ur doll haha i'll be in my room with the door open haha
>son tells you it's a prostate massager
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>leave and cry cuz son is a faggot
why'd you (not) do your mother like that
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>>558960147
https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?faction=70
Allegedly you can get faction with the Syndicate guys by killing Ravenholdt people but no clue how true that is in game.
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>>558973051
baldness is a sign of high testosterone you fucking retard
women start losing hair after menopause because they get less estrogen and thus higher testosterone
male pattern baldness is due to testosterone
you fucking mongoloid low iq retard go pick up a biology book
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who is it
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>>558973413
Taking HRT can cause hair thinning and even loss because it creates a hormonal imbalance in your body. When you pump yourself full of estrogen your body can react by producing a bunch of testosterone, which leads to baldness. It's why a lot of troons are bald and have to wear wigs. I believe if you're already showing signs of balding basically HRT will exaberate it.
Getting angry over this is dumb and shows that you have a low emotional IQ and can't control yourself. If I remember right, Zaptroonah was the same way. So get a grip, Zappy boy.
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>>558976396
no, join <evil> and we'll bully you in voice chat
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jibbed for her pleasure
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>frostmourne
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>jib
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>>558998586
Hopefully Shenna is in the process of moving her servers and residence to a DMCA ignored hosting country like Bulgaria because Kazakhstan is going to order her servers shut down, and all of her assets frozen.
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>bulgaria
this is a EU country, one dev already got served there. But you know this, of course, and only mentioned it so someone would post the image of the dev being served a court notice.
>Kazakhstan
This country is more or less a Chinese vassal. The odds of stuff being taken down there is slim but I know Blizzard has reach in China (hell, they even have their own classic+ there) so the odds are nonzero that something might happen.
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>kazakhstan
think about the ping
there aren't too many non western dmca compliant places where you can put a server, while still having good infrastructure and a good ping for americans & western europeans
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>LG87
>LGBT
I'm nooooticing
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>>559013280
That's just every private server these days, no?
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https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24129
>Hey everyone!
>I'd like to reiterate the reasons why the BWL release on Ambershire has been delayed.
>- In the upcoming Patch1.18.1 we're adding brand‑new BWL content — a new boss and a dungeon expansion. We didn't want to roll out BWL on the old version of the dungeon on a new realm while guilds are still battling for the first‑kill prestige.
>- Originally, Phase 2 of Ambershire was scheduled to launch alongside Patch 1.18.1.
>- However, we ran into a few unexpected hurdles that pushed us off schedule.
>- Now, BWL is ready to go live alongside Emerald Sanctum with the Nightmares of Ursol patch release across the whole network later in March.
>Sorry for the wait, truly, we hope you'll be back in the raiding competition very soon!
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>>559026597
You now remember the promise of an Unreal Client
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Sad to be working this weekend when I could have leveled up on frostmourne instead. But all next week I am free to rot away and level up my resto druid and ele shaman. Maybe try get more progress on my HC rogue too.
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>Frostmourne
>do some dungeons as tank
>sub 50 IQ spic healers every time (no water, no mana potions, won't heal the dps out of spite etc.)
>Atal'Hakkar
>healer fucking dies to the ghosts
>spic dps 1 and spic dps 2 won't kite them, they almost die too
>I have to taunt every single ghost
>mild inconvenience
>just taunt the boss, Alt+F4 and go to sleep
I fucking hate spics. Tauri and Stormforge are doomed. Sorry greg :^(
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>won't heal the dps out of spite
To be fair, I do this occasionally. Nigger rogues, kike mages and faggot hunters need to learn to show me some respect and more importantly not stand still in the fucking aoe.
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>>559032627
my huntersissy wants to have passionate 'enemies to lovers' stress relieving makeup sex with this >>559032184 healsissy
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>Kiss my feet.
OwO
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