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>>558624357

I have a level 40 or something Shaman on Ambershire
is it worth coming back and getting to 60 or is the server shit

Is there any good servers coming out, preferably new? Offical or unoffical? Anything fresh? Vanilla, TBC, Wotlk? Anything bros?

>>559034985
I am not letting you out of your cage.

>>559035397
Yes. Come join <Chuckers of Sneed>.

>>559034945
Because Gramble is a faildom who can’t handle bratty subs like Elafi while Tandrok is a truedom who knows how to keep bitches in line.

>>559035109
<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction

FRIENDLY REMINDER: <Chuckers of Sneed> is still recruiting to bolster our numbers for BWL. We're looking for Shamans, Druids, and Warriors. God bless!

>>559035109
<Poo In The Loo> - Frostmourne, crossfaction

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rofl

whisper yeben or noiradin on ambershire if you want to be part of a guild that respects your time
guild is dkp, uses an addon that makes it easy to manage it
the core of the guild is built on anons and we don't recruit trash from world chat but people who align with the other players
consumes, goodwill and effort required
our roster right now is 31 people and we are looking for
-resto druids
-hunters (any spec)
-fury warriors
legendaries have a public waitlist that won't be manipulated
raid times are
thursday sunday 8pm central europe time for minor raids
friday 7pm for molten core
cancer that's killing /wpsg/ not welcome
we help new players improve at the game as well as get their pre-bis

>>559035109
<Evil’s Bane> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction

>>559035109
<Equilibrium> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction

>>559035484
Just play tauri until legion comes out, its already on the 7.3.5 client so you can play the legion versions of specs until level 100

https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24132&sid=76eb994637acd9ae5da395ceec640869
>Rank Points decay every week, as before.
lol
lmao even
literally the only change people really wanted was for decay to be removed/reworked so that you could rank up at your own pace and not ~have~ to play the game an unhealthy amount to ever be able to get r14
and they do all this useless shit while leaving that in

>>559038209
actually never mind didn't read the cap being 20k honor at 1/10th current honor rate before making this, that's like 4 hours of ab day.

When Elafi asks if you want to see the cool new trick she taught Boyfriend, just say no.

>>559038887
You do still have to grind out your ranks if you haven't already.

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icecrown has to be the worst area designed in the game

what is the most secure way to launch twow outside of sandbox vm environments? or is it best to just use the launcher on another computer you are not *too* worried about maintaining hardware/software opsec on?

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sexo

>>559042605
more like melaninastrasza
fucking nigger dragon

>>559042372
Don't use the launcher. Launch the game in a vm or a sandbox.

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Nordrassil the final boss of Turtle WoW

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>>559040295
It's called "The Lipstick"!

Can I heal as shadow on turtle? if so is there a specific build or does it not matter?

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anyone playing Ebonhold?

>have to fart
>instinctively stick finger in my butt, fart, then smell it
Every time
How do I stop

>>559046870
why would you stop?

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So the HandyNotes_Ascension_POI only works for the servers currently on 'nilla WoW and not Area 52 (the BC one).....God. Fucking. Damnit.

The Oculus has to be the worst fucking dungeon in wrath

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owo

>>559047365
violet hold
>>559047691
man its literally all down hill after lucky star

>>559047905
People will never truly know peak

It was a special time. That I may never get to live again as long as I live. You had to of been there to experience it. It's gone now.

>>559046043
I have to say that dog earned his treat.

There are whispers that it still exists, somewhere

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You when we wiped in MC

>>559046340
no

I must go back to my home... I got to taste communism and cartel and all that is "against america". I got to experience the freedom that those who claim to be free never get to feel. But I must go back to reality. The prison. sayonara turtle wow.

>>559049658
I only hope one day we meet again, under a common banner, in unity, without war or division. A more epic society. Until then, peace.

>>559049554
literally me

>>559049658
>>559049893
interesting post brother, peace and love.

>>559048380
i can believe that americans live like that unironically

>>559049658
as-salamu alaykum (السَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ)

>>559049554
this is me

>>559049658
>I got to experience the freedom that those who claim to be free never get to feel
deep

All I want is a cute bpd discord kitten girlboyfriend to hold hands with while we play turtle wow. Is that really such a big ask?

>>559051678
same...

>>559052079
Give.

>>559052079
i deserve her

>>559051678
same but i honestly just want another faggy little twink to talk to and play around with, not some batshit insane tranny.

>>559051678
I want a batshit insane tranny.

>>559052167
>>559052221
>>559052375
>>559052986
>>559053154
now all kiss

>>559053154
With a cute cock!

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i gave you blues and bags you FUCKING TRAITOR!

>>559053154
>>559053479
you people are not even gay just sex starved incels, or you just refuse to work out and do anything irl that might attract another guy you like. would you want to date or hookup with a gross fat slob who never works out?
we are not the same.
yeah yeah yeah i know this will all fall on deaf ears but im just kinda fatigued by /tttt/ insanity leaking(hurr durr durr) all over to this game, general, and normal LGB people, and im sure the few normal trans girls out there hate this shit too.
basically where are the normal twinks at on here is what im asking. i love cosplaying and all that too BUT I KNOW I AM NOT ACTUALLY A GIRL. where are the other people like me here? absent it looks like.

>>559051678
>>559053154
>>559054023
sorry, i'm mentally stable...

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I will never understand erp troons. It's like you people didn't imbibe the 2005 tier wisdom that all people playing female avatars in WoW are men and the few actual females are hambeasts

>>559054970
what a lil bitch you are

>>559054970
>you betrayed us for branded
Odd thing to say when <Evil> is just <Branded>'s sub guild.

>>559055826
take it off

>>559054970
>theo raped again by branded

>>559054970
aren't you every day in world chat BEGGING for someone to erp with you?
sounds like branded isnt satisfying your needs

>>559056095
It isn’t odd because Theo is a clueless retard purposefully excluded from the inner clique so he has no clue what’s even going on

>>559055826
Wait the character named Cagedfemboy is actually a man? What the

>>559056930
Who?

I remember pupperpals

>>559057209
the thing is that people with names like that are fat and disgusting irl. good luck ever getting RL pics(as if you would even want them) from a faggot like that. because he knows, he wont share, act cutesy, all that, but what you idiots are forgetting isnt that its a man, but 95% of these men are not even attractive in and put in 0 effort.
if you can divide that in your head from the masturbation then have fun i guess, but me personally, i would rather play and erp, fap together on mic, or cam for each other with another twink in good shape but hey man thats just me

The idea of loot council is growing on me. Not even because of gay shit like who le deserves it most, but because so many of you stupid no brain nigger monkeys have exactly zero idea how to gear your characters and take shit that is not only not as good for you as someone else, but is even a downgrade from your dungeon gear for your spec.

>>559057617
But I don’t want IRL shit with the people I ERP with. I just want ERP. The ideal setup is we’re friends, we play together, and when we’re horny, we ERP and jerk off together. If you’re looking for some IRL relationship, log off and go outside.

>>559058021
do it. would end up making the whole thing crash and burn with maximum lolz

>>559058021
the retardin special
>takes BIS gear from every single other class just to do less dps than the tank

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>more branded members joined Evil's raids this week
I'm noooooticing

>>559035109
Holy shit put evil back in the OP retarded niggers

>>559058080
no its not that. i am not talking about IRL relationships, but i am and have been active homesexually irl for years. what i am saying is that if i am erping with someone acting cutesy, well i expect them to be cute and have a nice body/all that.
i guess ERP maybe just isnt my thing.

>>559058021
Evil already has a loot council for the important loot. Some random drop in ZG that is nowhere near bis for anyone doesn’t need a loot council to weigh in on it. Even the good stuff barely matters because loot is so plentiful.
Getting bent out of shape because a guildmate got a piece of gear that would be slightly better for you is retarded and you know what if you actually spoke up and asked them for it they’d probably just hand it over you autistic retard.

>>559058362
shut the fuck up <Evil> cuck
we at <Branded> OWN you
you are our VASSALS

>>559058362
It’s already in there twice
>branded
>fmc
Maybe make one fucking guild instead of three

>>559058495
>Getting bent out of shape because a guildmate got a piece of gear that would be slightly better for you
that's not the problem you fucking illiterate nigger
I literally SAID that's not it
I'm saying you FUCKING STUPID MONKEYS cannot be trusted to gear yourselves, and that is why you do 300 dps. You are STUPID and do not KNOW what you should be equipping.

>>559058395
>gay irl
Gross as fuck dude. Find Christ.

>>559058605
>ackshually that item isnt bis for you so shouldnt get it instead you should wait until an item with less than a percent chance drops and outroll half the raid for it because it gives you one extra ap
People like you need to get a life

>>559058850
cringe strawman
I can tell you're taking personal offense because your dps is pathetic.
If your dps is still in the triple digits even on bosses with no mechanics don't even reply to me.

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>remember turtle wow
>played goblin
>all looked hideous (females)
>hd patch made them cute
>but cutest face was the ugliest og face
>so everyone without hd patch sees me as an ugly bitch
Have they released goblin skins? Or fixed their faces? All i want is to be a cute goblin girl

>>559058282
not counting the overpowered rogue spec, aren't 2 ret paladins the top dps in your guild

>>559058080
ERPing with friends is 10x as creepy and gay as with strangers you can at least pretend resemble their character irl. This is just like those LGBT incest friend groups you sometimes see in real life. And they’re always made up of fat drug addicted losers

>>559058691
shut the hell up you profane faggot erping with 200 pound e-trannys talking down to a person who actually lives there life....if that was bait good job i guess because dear lord talk about cognitive dissonance

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>mfw I finally realized that most of the thread is inhabited by incelchuds who are mad because not even trannies want to fuck them
>so they come here to vent
>only to end up on Branded anyway caged and locked.

>>559059072
not my guild, no.
https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/94063/base?history_state=1

>>559059618
>incelchuds who are mad because not even trannies want to fuck them
lol come on now
this is not a thing that exists
trannies will fuck anything
you couldn't even keep this narrative up until the end of your post, you started writing out your ERP fantasy with them anyway

>>559059618
lol k
poor thing ;(

>>559058950
It’s not a strawman when that sort of shit has happened. Care less about some random piece of gear you’d replace next week.

>>559059767
>trannies will fuck anything
anything but (you), thats how undesirable you are

>>559059936
>It’s not a strawman when that sort of shit has happened.
???????
Okay you are ESL and I am done speaking with you because you are too retarded to understand either what I am saying or what you are saying.

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>>559059767
>speaking of facts is fantasy now

>>559035109
Is turtle the only one worth playing?

>>559059618
I'm in Evil and several Branded members have nonchalantly asked me in DMs for ERP though

>>559059091
Jerking it with your bros is the second most heterosexual thing a man can do.

>>559060015
I could message you in game right now, straight up say I'm one of the guys calling you a retard in the thread, and you would still want to ERP with me because you are a desperate incel. Any attempt to pretend otherwise is pure copium.

>>559060021
>can’t understand basic english
>accuses others of being esl

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il just leave this here lol

>>559060176
nah sis I'm a volcel #MGTOW

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>>559054970
You won't be missed, lilbro left because no one gave xim attention LMAO

>>559060068
Post screenshots.

>>559060176
you see I would insist you are caged and the sub in our ERP while I am the truedom so I gain izzat and am not the incel saar

>>559060176
not even trannies want you

>>559060176
I want to erp with this bratty sub.

>>559060316
I’m going to give this cute little bottom plenty of attention, <Branded> style.

Sounds like Snoy there should ask Elafi if he can see Boyfriend’s new trick

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>I’m going to give this cute little bottom plenty of attention, <Branded> style.

Troons itt thinking there are normal men or chuds pining to ERP with them as if they are desirable women is so rich. Bro it’s just you and 15 other faggots just like you. You’re in an incest friend group made up of incel prison gays

>>559059094
Don’t care what they look like because I’m not fucking them in real life nor do I have any desire to have gay sex because it is no joke nasty and vile.
For the same reason I don’t care that the cameraman who filmed the porn I jerk off to is likely a fat greasy old dude nor do I care that the producer of the porn is a fat old jew. Does it matter? I’m not having sex with those dudes. I’m jerking off to images of a sexy women and my thoughts of having sex with them. If I read an erotic story I don’t care that the author is a fat gross man. The fantasy again is sex with women. Same when I ERP.

>>559061316
this, for real
lmao

>>559060990
Why did you post a picture of Gramble? I thought we were done doxxing Evil GMs.

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We could be discussing gameplay or lore or personal stories of our characters. Instead we discuss who erp'd with whom and for some reason that is worthy everyone's attention. How did Branded even become the dominant guild anyway? How come its always the`players who ERP ending up being in charge?

>>559061409
well im gay and can tell you i dont have gross and vile sex because i am fit and take care of myself just like my ex and anyone ive hooked up with.
still, i understand what you are saying with how you treat ERP. i could go on it is a bit more nuanced, but fair enough.

>>559061829
>well im gay
Ew. Gross.

>>559061936
so is you erping with gross trannys but i waved my hand and said fair enough
grow up a bit (mental) kiddo

>>559061814
You tried to sneak into Branded to secretly ERP and raid with anons but were exposed by Asa and forced to abandon that character.

>>559062006
>typing to someone is gross
>covering your penis in feces and getting infected anal tears isn’t
lmao fag

>>559061814
>How come its always the`players who ERP ending up being in charge?
Non incels have better things to do than usurp power in a world of warcraft guild, let alone a 4chan adjacent world of warcraft guild.

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>>559062256
grow up.

>>559062313
So instead you continue raiding with tranny freaks and chatting with them in a thread? Makes no sense.

>>559062361
Why should I? It’s more fun clowning on you when the only reason you’re anti-ERP now is because you got rejected. Same with being anti-anon guilds. Reality is you want this thread to love you and it never will. You will never be Sylma.

>>559062631
psychobabble, oooh psychobabble

>>559062706
Your concession of defeat is accepted. Good day.

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>>559062076
Wut? I joined Branded because I wanted to play with people from FMC because I like them nothing else. I generally don't play that much recently. Raids need a lot of preparation and then they take ages to finish sometimes. I just don't have the time right now to constantly go on raids and have my sleeping schedule get messed up constantly.
Same reason for RP events actually that can drag for 4-5+ hours sometimes.

>>559062449
I'm sure a lot of thinks make no sense to you when you're mentally disabled.

>>559062834
If you hate trannies stop associating with them. Both Evil and Branded, along with this thread, is full of trannies. You have no desire to change this even if you could, so just leave.
I hate niggers, which is why I live in an all white neighborhood. Why would I choose to live in a ghetto surrounded by niggers I hate? Make it make sense.

>>559062814
Who exactly from FMC did you like?

>>559063105
I didn't even say anything about trannies you fucking retard, my post was a general observation of how people who seek out positions of power on the internet, 4chan or otherwise, tend to be mentally ill incels.

Elekkow here, please join my new guild <Nice> unless you are a tranny. Also please put it in the OP.

>>559063702
Most normal guilds aren’t run by powertripping fags in fact they are barely run by anyone because who wants to deal with that shit

>>559064327
Screenshot or fake and gay

>>559064327
Why are all these Ambershire guilds fucking adjectives
Guild names are supposed to be NOUNS

>>559064568
Because they’re <Retarded>
Join <Chuckers of Sneed>

>>559063396
He can’t name them because he was a snake who shitposted the guild even when he was our maintank

>>559063396
Jib
Filthydrunk
Telegethu

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>>559064327
Nice.

>FUCKING DISGUSTING ERP TRANNY I WOULD NEVER ERP WITH YOU REEEEEEEEEEE
>STUPID INCEL CHUD IM THE ONE WHO WOULDNT ERP WITH YOU REEEEEEEEEE
shut the fuck up already, youre literally the same

>>559065164
One of these people is telling the truth. The other one fantasizes about finally having the opportunity to reject somebody because it would make him feel powerful and he is Indian and thinks he would gain izzat.

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>>559063396
Not going to name them all or else they might get mad at me and I'm trying to avoid that.

anybody wanna play mario kart?

>>559065361
They don’t exist because >>559064987 is right.

>>559065361
>i have friends but i can’t name them because they’re so utterly ashamed to be my friend that i must keep it a complete secret
That’s big sad

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>>559065817
>>559065949

>open thread
>TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES INCEL INCEL INCEL
>close thread for the next few months again

>trannies versus incels?
>me an intellectual will never take a side!

more like the normal gay people vs incel trannys

>normal
>gay
oxymoron faggot

>>559066808
xD

Im Elaynnas friend

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>>559064471

>>559052079
i miss my stinky neet gamergirl girlfriend.....................

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>>559061814

>>559067221
No way, did a tank shaman take the sigil?

>>559067221
>>559067221
Fake
https://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Elekkow
He's in a guild named <Realm>. Thanks for wasting your time lying unconvincingly though.

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>>559067637

Currently Recruiting:
2D Fantasy Map Artist
Turtle WoW is looking for a 2D artist to help create in-game maps for zones and dungeons. Ideally, you're familiar with World of Warcraft's visual style and have experience working with it, or at least a strong eye for layout, detail, and classic MMO vibes.

Big plus if you understand how map exploration works in-game.

As a test task, we're asking you to create a stylized map of the Dire Maul entrance area, similar in layout and tone to maps like Caverns of Time, Blackrock Mountain, or Scarlet Monastery.

You are provided with a PSD file [download here] that includes:
A minimap of the area — follow it accurately (you can move or resize, but don't rotate).
Styled labels and layers from the Wailing Caverns map as examples.
Things to consider:
Map title placement.
Framing the layout with simple illustrations.
Keeping the design clean, readable, and true to World of Warcraft artistic style.
Send your submission to Akalix via DM here or twchaix on Discord!

>>559068472
Do they pay well?

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Got some new weapons and gear from Stormwrought castle and descent. I just cut through mob after mob without any issues.

>>559068864
I entered the contest where they were looking for someone to make maps, but I watermarked the map I made. They liked it and asked me if they could pay me 200 turtle tokens a map. I said no.
Honestly it isn’t that hard to do but you pay people in real money not scrip. I probably would have taken 20 euros a map since again they are easy to whip up.

>>559070787
You definitely have issues kid.

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Fall Into You...


Fade Away...

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On my way to Gilneas I heard the humans there have issues with... dogs?

>>559073358
>inb4 the knot

i look and act like dexter morgan

>>559065361
I'll never get mad at you for namedropping me

>>559073358
Bitch get your turtle

>>559070937
it's easy so it isn't worth 20 dollars a pop
got it

>>559074496
god shut the fuck up elaynna realize that your english is bad and you do not understand what people are saying and stop picking meaningless fights

>>559074496
It's worth $20.
It isn't worth 200 turtle tokens.
I can't pay my rent in turtle tokens.
I can't put food on my table with turtle tokens.

>>559074615
it's not his fault
he's having chatgpt translate for him and sometimes it's wrong

>>559074615
>>559074989
butthurt artfaggot nobody will buy your shit for 20 dollars
>>559074826
you see, the value of something is not dictated by how much time you put into it
if you spend 10 hours making a map is it now worth 100 dollars because you ask for $10/hr? no
it's all about how many people are out there willing to do the "work" you did for less money
people will pay 5 digit sums for a heart surgeon because frankly, no heart surgeon will do it for less and you can't just give a jeet a scalpel to it for cheaper
on the other hand, a guy sweeping the streets will do it for 2 dollars, until someone else comes and agrees to do it for 1 dollar and so on
you are asking 20 dollars for something random faggots on deviantart do for FREE

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As Darelon made it across the massive gate into Gilneas he met a small camp of humans. He asked them what is wrong with this here mighty kingdom? After all both the kingdom and the king are alive and well. The flags of Gilneas and the mighty city in the distance. It cannot be so bad...
The man broke down in tears and explained the situation to me.
>"By the Light! It is horrible. The King and the royal family we do not know if they're still alive. We're in the midst of a of succession! The prince he's gone and the few last rebels hold the last settlement Ravenshire that is allied to the Alliance."
Darelon shakes his head in disbelief and shock. Gilneas the mighty human kingdom that managed to survive for this long in such a dire state. The man continues...
>"There are wolves that walk like humans assaulting us poor farmers, fanatics in the hills and the undead freely roam the streets."
Darelon can't help but weep at this man's troubles. Putting his hand on the man shoulder he promises that he shall reach the Ravenshire and aid them however he can. Not wasting any more time he sets out to slay any filthy wolf-man who crosses his path.

>>559075621
>Darelon shakes his head grimmly

>>559075507
akalix, nobody will do this shit for free
give up

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>>559075507
cool save I'm sure that gay little paragraph and goalpost shift will make us all forget you can't read and don't know what scrip means

>>559075730
at any point the braindead turdle devs can AI gen a dozen maps and touch them up in photoshop themselves, it's not hard

>>559075836
then why won't they do it?

https://www.talent-builder.dev/c/1.18.1
bro wake up new talent trees just dropped

>>559075805
idk what you are talking about just as much people don't care to pay you 20 dollars for your "work"

>>559075852
what do i know? cuz they are retards?

>>559075985
>what do i know
absolutely nothing, as you've made very very clear

>>559076336
cope harder faggot
nobody is paying you

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>>559075874
they finally improved MM hunter
nice

It was my first time setting foot in "Wailing Caverns" I got upset when the DPS warrior said I was a bad tank and they kept running ahead drawing aggro even though I asked them to not. I said, "thats fine I'll just let you die - you get what you deserve for running ahead", then the DPS responded with "I dont play with shit party members" and then something along the lines of "some tanks pride themselves on always being first" ... so that just mad me uncomfortable, like I am not good enough? It made it feel odd because it was people from here. So after the 2nd boss, the DPS decided to run ahead, again ,jumping up and down pulling everything, so I decided to leave instance.

As for the apology, I wouldn't exactly apologize, I deeply appreciate the help from the anons involved, but I feel like I suppose I have a different playstyle and outlook on my first time in a instance and tank roles. For me the tank should draw aggro on their first time in a dungeon and a DPS shouldnt be running ahead of them rushing the instance. I appreciate the help queueing in. But if this is the case, I would rather run it with my guildmates, as they would stop and let me look at the scenery, read notes laying in the instance, open chests, and even take pictures.

>>559076512
might finally finish leveling my hunter to 60
is pvp still all shamans/paladins globaling everything?

>>559076846
if you want to explore and admire the scenery in dungeons then do it with friends
or do it alone in peace at 60
randoms just want to finish it fast for the quests/loot

>>559075836
Then they can do that and be done with it. I’m not so strapped for cash that I’ll take bottle caps as payment but I also know my time and work has value.

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>>559076846
>>559077048
Plenty of people who do certain dungeons the very first time. Especially on turtle. All my groups during the weekend had people who did Stormwrought castle and descent for the very first time. I don't care if you're experienced and in a hurry. Let people learn.
I always make sure to explain boss mechanics, show them the torch puzzle and take my time waiting for everyone to be ready.

>>559077238
they will either use AI or have some dude do it for free/200 turdle tokens(value: 0)

>In Maraudon run
>Full group
>Going smoothly
>Good group no problem at all
>Halfway through the instance
>Mage from /vg/ guild <Evil> says to wait
>We wait a minute or two
>He comes back and goes fucking crazy
>"KEKS KEKS KEKS!"
>He pulls everything
>Wipes us
>"NIGGERING KEKS!!!"
>He leaves
>Whisper officer of guild to let him know
>"FUCK YOU KEK NIGGER"

I don't understand why Elaynna still posts here. He betrayed everyone. All of his former friends either don't talk to him anymore or they actively dislike him.

>>559077656
I still talk with Elaynna

>>559076846
Elaynna wrote up this fake story using chatgpt then replied to it here >>559077341

>>559077397
Doesn’t affect me any. If they want to use AI they can and if some other guy wants to chump for them he can. Adults make choices and mine was no I’m not doing your art for Monopoly cash.

>>559077684
I don't and all the anons that I regularly talk to, who used to be friends with him, don't either.

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>>559077687
If you truly understood the mechanics of World of Warcraft at a higher level, you’d realize that pulling aggressively to “save time” usually results in embarrassing wipes but I’m sure that’s just a detail you’ve overlooked in your rush. It’s almost charming when people think they can brute force through dungeons without coordination or patience, but those of us who’ve played long enough know better. Patience isn’t a sign of weakness; it’s a sign of having the experience to avoid the kind of amateur mistakes that, unfortunately, still seem to elude you.

>>559078098
chatgpt wrote this

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>>559078158
Me? ChatGPT? That’s a bit of an odd accusation, isn’t it? I’ve been playing this game long before that whole AI thing even became a topic of discussion. But sure, go ahead and believe what you want just don’t let your rush to conclusions cloud your judgment like it does with your dungeon runs.

>>559077656
Ego. He can't accept that people don't like him so he keeps trying to reinvent himself with new characters and new personas. It just doesn't work. When he doesn't make it obvious that it is him, nobody cares. And when he does make it obvious this is the New Elaynna, nobody likes him.
If he doesn't have time for WoW he should just let go and leave this thread but he can't. He's not the only one. /wpsg/ always has schizos who stopped playing but still hang around to dramapost. Some anons just use generals as surrogate friend groups, even though the generals hate them.

>>559078098
>>559078158
That reaction image makes literally no sense with the tone the AI was giving off he is definitely using chatgpt and also doesn't even understand what it's saying

>>559078609
I think the joke is that he has autism and human emotions are a mystery to our dear boy Elaynna.

>>559078260
uooooh ToT

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>>559078609
I play the game right now I just like to post some of the gameplay. How is anything I posted a dramapost? You were all just talking about having sex with trannies...
>>559078676
Why should I be emotional? Over what?

larping as someone that actually enjoys playing wow is one of the most pathetic fucking things ive seen in this general

>>559078098
At a higher level you have a hunters pulling mobs into you constantly little buddy.

Stop bullying Elaynna! She's done nothing wrong!

>>559079506
Elafi constantly pull for us and then we wipe.

lf 8 foot tall worgen bf

>>559079624
Wiping to lava spawns can't be a hunter's fault.

any one playing accension?

>>559080056
no because the devs are fucking retarded

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They always say ok retard. They never say are you ok retard.

Because they don't care about some retard.

are there any biofems itt

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>>559079649
h-hey..

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>been out long
>let's see if stormforge released legion on wod
>nothing
>let's see if tauri released legion
>nothing
fug, also i thought turtle wow was supposed to die? it's still up and running with players

>>559081464
And Turtle has new content coming out later this month

i miss yeben ingame

>>559081591
after months of delay

>>559081464
turtle slowed down for sure

>>559080901
Yes

Oh the new demonology tree removed master conjuror. I liked my healthstones.

>>559082719
Proof?

>>559054970
>example #529 of branded members showing themselves to be shitty people

>>559082892
Me

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>glownigger

elaynna the kind of nigga to namedrop some random anon in a shitpost and then claim to be their friend 10 posts later

>>559036775
add a no potheads rule and ill join
fucking hate grey parsing druggies so much bros passing out on the 2nd boss and rolling on shit they already have

https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

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i've never noticed this before, is it original?

>>559085331
yup its an easter egg shenna drawed it

>>559083876
looks like a star wars fan to me lul

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I get so racist around this time of day
Between South America waking up and India going into its primetime I see so many fucking dumbasses that can hardly speak English being stupid niggers at this time and they PISS ME OFF

>>559085767
your brown

>>559085892
NO I'M FUCKING NOT *grabs you by the hair and smashes your head through the wall* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>559086420
Cute!

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En las verdes colinas de Quel'Thalas, donde la luz del sol brillaba a través de los árboles altos y majestuosos, Asalys, una alta elfa de cabellos plateados y ojos resplandecientes como las estrellas, entrenaba con su arco bajo la suave brisa del viento. Su corazón, aunque lleno de coraje y determinación, latía con una profunda soledad, pues aún no había encontrado a alguien que compartiera su visión del mundo.

Un día, mientras se preparaba para un desafío en el campo de batalla, un guerrero de apariencia imponente apareció en el horizonte. Era Darelon, el gran guerrero de Quel'Thalas, conocido por su destreza con la espada y su valentía sin igual. Su presencia era tan fuerte como la fuerza de un trueno, y su mirada, tan profunda como el mar.

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Asalys, cautelosa pero intrigada, observó cómo Darelon se acercaba, su armadura dorada resplandeciendo bajo la luz del sol. Él sonrió al verla, un gesto suave y sereno que contrastaba con la intensidad de su reputación.
>"Saludo a la guerrera más hábil de nuestra tierra", dijo Darelon, su voz grave y llena de admiración. "He oído hablar de tu destreza con el arco. Te gustaría probar algo más... desafiante?"

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>tfw 0 anons itt who can match my freak
ERP is so dull because of this

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Asalys, sin poder evitar sonrojarse, asintió con una ligera sonrisa.
>"Si aceptas mi desafío, grande Darelon, tal vez aprenderás que hay más en un arco que solo flechas."
La batalla que siguió no fue solo una lucha de fuerza, sino una danza de habilidades y respeto mutuo. Mientras luchaban, sus miradas se cruzaban, y en esos instantes, algo más surgió entre ellos, algo que ni la espada ni el arco podían medir.

Al final del combate, ambos respiraban pesadamente, pero sus ojos brillaban con una chispa especial. Darelon, viendo la gracia y la fortaleza de Asalys, dio un paso hacia ella, quitándose su casco con una sonrisa.

>>559086945
>>559087367
>>559087723
Oi! Leave my threadwife alone, or else!

>helf player is brown
pottery...

>>559087375
Same.

>>559086945
>>559087367
>>559087723
>complexo de vira-lata

>>559086945
>>559087367
>>559087723
Españolynna…

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>>559035109
<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction, fun and games, raids every week, all classes welcome

>>559080056
You mean bronzebeard? I asked the same question yesterday, then logged in myself and there was a bunch of people still in Crossroads. Got instant LFG proc as lvl58 rdruid as well.
I guess server is alive and well.

>>559089512

>>559058351

>>559089512
Buy an ad shill

>>559089863
>he doesn't know

i killed psykiller from evil in a bg today. did i get put on the erp hitlist for this?

>>559089863
Retard

>>559087375
list 3 kinks

>>559090295
Yes. Death by snu snu. Keyholder's orders.
Nothing personal, kid.

>>559089512
PROPERTY OF TANDROK

>>559089871
No :) Add us to the list.

>>559091862
You're right there
><Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
and there
><Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction
Stop making guilds

>>559092152
FMC is a dead guild and should not be in the op

>>559090295
Yes, theyre coming to molest you in the night. You need to wear a chastity cage to keep them away.

>>559092215
Yet you faggots won't shut up about that guild

>>559092215
it's still there
one could post a sign up for a raid and maybe a few people would even sign up for that

>>559092152
What if in fairness you combined the three guilds into one posting? Something like this:
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction (Ambershire charter guilds <Branded> and <Evil>)

>>559092560
That guy is not after fairness, he's just a le epic troll.

>>559092469
Sure and those people wouldn't do it because the guild is in the op but rather because they are still in the discord. The only thing having it in the op does is confuse newfags.

>>559092403
Shitposters like you are the only ones yapping about it

>>559093140
Literally the only thing I've said about that guild is
>>559092403
>Yet you faggots won't shut up about that guild

>>559093510
Not very belivable when your first instinct when someone said it should be removed was to shitpost about it

lf 8.1 foot tall worgen gf

>>559093787
I'm literally telling the other anon to shut the fuck up about some dead ass guild
Go catch the short bus

>>559093990
esl melty
learn english and stop your shitposting

>>559093951
I'm not that tall, but I am that long

>>559094179
>not a single mistake
>"esl"
You're grasping at straws

>>559094934
Indians throw out the ESL comment preemptively even though you've said nothing wrong so that when they inevitably make a mistake (or the chatgpt they're using to translate does) they can throw out the >no u meme arrow when you call them ESL.

>>559094934
low iq = esl

I am officially declaring my transition from prison gay to Superstraight.

I am officially grinding sooo hard on BBC+ right now

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classes for this feel?

>>559098874
orc rogue

>>559098874
Troll warrior with sandfury skin (only $20 shennabux)

I hit 60 as resto sham on twow, where do I go now? I assume if I join any of the higher tier stuff like the 10 man dungeons I'll be a detriment. Spam scholo, strat, dire maul first for the pieces there?

What's the most fun class to hardcore?

>>559100660
Join raids and drop windfury. Gear up. Do high end dungeons. Gear up. Get your attunes. Gear up. If you're on Nord any raid where you'd be a hindrance will require a gear check. If you're on Ambershire it's just MC and shit. Those raids were built to be cleared by fresh 60s for the most part. Don't sweat it.

>>559098874
Dwarf paladin

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anyone need this

>>559109390
Last 2 digits are my roll

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you people suck.

>>559110307
you won

>>559109390
One too much strength and not leather. 0/10 trash

>just learned I live in the same city as the person I ERP with
What is the correct course of action to take here? They don't know where I live.

>>559113178
depends on who's the bottom

>>559089512
look man I said that we needed more shamans before, but now every new player made a shaman and several other people made shaman alts, now we got too many shamans. Please, no more shamans!

>>559113178
order 'za to his house

>>559089512
Why are those two <Branded> whores allowed to steal our MC loot?

>>559089512
look at that slut eyeing up Skraa
bitch hungry for a meaty totem!

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What do you do in this situation?

>>559117273
[perform oral sex]

Any one playing valionor?

>am bored
>huh what could I play until Dynasty Warriors 3 remake comes out?
>check tauri
>they progressed from mop to pre legion
>lose all interest instantly
>check dalaran wow
>dead, am sick of 3.3.5a anyways
>let's try something else, something I did play ages ago
>Ryzom
>eventually I give up because of the sheer amount of jank, good for them it's still alive
>check current wow private servers
>oh well why not turtle?
>damn classic is kinda nice
>everything feels alive
>the content I used to blast trough as quickly as possible makes sense now
>doing dungeons feels meaningful, party members chat
>some are new like me, some explain in detail what to do, everyone behaves like a human with a brain
>all the classic world building, no bullshit cata changes, no flying mounts because there is no need to have them
>nicely done, none over designed costum areas and dungeons like dragonmaw retreat fitting in seemingly
>turn on warmode eventually, even world pvp is fun
>wtf? I am having fun?
this was all cool in it's own right, but then this
>eventually turn on the radio for fun
>some generic radio songs and all
>suddenly a dj gets on and talks to world chat? wtf?
>I write to him and he actually responds?
this was the moment it clicked.

alive internet theory. still turtle wow needs to lower their donation store prices before I donate. I've done so on other private servers but their pricing is just bullshit for not even being acount wide

>>559122048
buy an ad, Shenna

>turn on warmode
>world pvp is fun
most unrealistic part of the fake story, you turn it on and get oneshot by a fully geared rogue

ok and
think of fully geared rogues like rare elite mobs you have to hide and escape from

>>559122875
on ambershire it is. so far i got ganked only two times. otherwise you come across other players just leveling in their respective zone. a simple /wave usually defuses any pvp situation. I got it turned on for the slight xp bonus mostly. to me it is very funny to beat dickheads after the downed me with dots on them and only a sliffer of health left, then soulstoning myself back alive, fel doming my vw or succy and just wanding them from a distance. if they not have died to dots anyways. then I wait nearby behind a tree for them to res only to beat them once more for good measure, before leaving. to me thats fun. admittely i will turn off warmode if getting ganked beccomes a chore

>>559122875
World pvp is shit because of rogues. It's just boring.