>milei
Ah yes, another snow sprite

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>>558691101

>>558685998
How would anons structure a eugenicly optimised inbreeding system?

>>558692353
Just abort retard babies until you have healthy ones.

>>558691101
Asking again but anyone have the meme where Ashley is showing her weak points to deal maximum damage to her?

NINA SEXO

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>>558693749
i have you covered, i just so happened to show it off to others just because of its insane nature

>>558693749
the fighting games general is two threads down

Hey, person who worked for Nemlei and Kit9 here. They failed to inform their team that the game was ending prematurely and has ruined my life plans as a result. I moved out to Helsinki with the expectation that I would have consistent work. I don't have any current opportunities in the gaming industry. Nemlei even told me in private that this would be a huge opportunity for all of us. Nemlei and Kit9 are ignoring their own teams texts and complaints about their decision. Many of us are having to move home.

>>558697006
i am jan e nemlei and this is false

>>558701758
>jpg
Fitting

>>558702976
Julia PhotoGraph

>>558695410
Why that's precisely what I wanted. Thank you.

>>558703839
Thank you, I will never use this format again

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What is this?

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>>558706760
hello

>>558706902 (me)
probably the shittiest desktop thread ever by the way, out of many that i have been an op, let alone in general, in this is the single worst of them all

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh NINA SEX I WANT TO FUCK NINA FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!

PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAP

OOOGHHHH!!

PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT NINA!!!

PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP

UNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!

SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT

>>558706902
Arch?

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>>558692353
Genetic screening should be mandatory and free for every sibling/cousin couple, with very limited social security for retarded/impaired people. That should both make sure sibling marriages abort defective children and encourage the general population to inbreed. That and generous tax cuts for married couples and state sponsored pensions for mothers.
The money necessary for such important matters should come from taxing bachelors (hussies) and cutting elderly spending.
How many generations would you reckon it'd take for the children to be identical to their parents?

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>>558708156
yes, i found it a good distro for me, though systemd is starting to piss me the fuck off

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>>558701758

>>558706760
>>558706902
It's impressive how many of those OP's are Coffin-related

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>>558712496
there is one coffin-related op and it is me

>>558713003
at least this is among those ops i know which includes myself
more often than not if it isnt a rando nobody it is lain draws (missing in action) and ellen (i dont like em)

>>558713191
as for non-ops in desktop threads, there were a couple that did share interest in the coffin, really miss the guix renee anon, havent seen em in a while

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>>558713612
hell, i haven't seen coffin anons in /g/ as of recent, i feel like im the last of cal/g/
but hey, even if i disappear as a representative of the cal/g/ species, i won't be forgotten as i've brought y'all this lovely fatass on the aggie

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>>558691101

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Poor Douglas. That guy is barely holding on. He's been suicidal since before Andrew was born as implied in the time capsule letter and the only thing keeping him going is Renee. He should have gotten help. All of them should have.

Oh wait, they can't because in Coffinland they have private healthcare and the Graves family can't afford therapy. Meanwhile, the the Toxisoda CEO is loaded and having sex with children on the Coffinland version of Epstein island (a place Ashley could have ended up if Andrew hadn't prevented her from going into sex work) and actively harming people with his product that sends them to the surgeon for his own sexual gratification.

Let's not forget about the political subtext in the Coffin and how it applies to the real world. All of this might have been avoided if the crooks in charge hadn't cut healthcare so they and their billionaire buddies could buy Filipino slave boys to lick their asses clean.

>>558715397
>sex cousin
Anon, you know what to do.

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https://x.com/Sea___Lean/status/2027125436157767943

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>>558715397
I'm reminded how back in the day Proxy Paige genuinely said on camera in the middle of reverse cowgirl that she loves incest and watching siblings fuck

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>>558715397
>winning Ptolemaic population
>inbred Egypt
The very Hellenistic thread was only the beginning. This is a sign of the gods indeed, delphism shall conquer the world with the point of the sarissas.
>>558715713
I GET IT DAMMIT. This is the final straw, I'll try to flirt with her like when I was a teenager, but nothing else, and I won't be rude towards her bf if I don't feel like it.
>>558716061
The true Leyley wins.

>>558715397
>love nemlei
True

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>>558715397
Julia is a bad girl

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>>558717665
Sometimes I think if she's genuinely put off by how deranged and, if I'm being quite honest, at least somewhat sick we are at /calg/, then I read the devlogs again and think she's not one of us but our rightful prophet (female).

>>558717381
Greekoids can only win wars against Persians and tarskins lol

>>558721128
Nah, they just had the misfortune of being across the sea from the most hypermilitarized society in antiquity while constantly squabbling among each other. It's hard to shame anyone for being conquered by the Romans considering that was the fate of every state and tribe that was based anywhere on the Med. Maybe Carthage was the last power that truly had a shot at stopping its nascent hegemony. Once it failed, it was gg for anyone not to poor to be worth the trouble (Germans) or with a powerbase significantly beyond the Med that made conquest logistically unfeasible (Parthians/Sassanids).

>>558725053
They struggled quite a bit against Illyrians, Thracians, and the people who would become the Galatians too. And losing to Rome is one thing, losing as badly as they did is another. Even Iberian and Cisalpine oogabooga people were more of a problem for the Romans than the Hellenistic kingdoms.

>>558692293
why is biting so fucking hot

>>558727470
Egypt was never really an enemy until the last act in the Republican civil wars, unless you count inter-dynastic fighting. Seleucids and Macedonians were retarded, I'll grant you that. Didn't matter though since even if e.g. Antiochus won Magnesia, the Romans would have just pulled more legions out their ass like they did with Hannibal. Pontus put up a decent fight, although I suppose they weren't truly Greeks as much as Greek LARPers.

I wouldn't put much weight on performance against Illyrian or Thracian since neither were threats to Greece nor coveted for conquest. Both bent the knee when Alexander actually put in some effort. And when the Celts did invade Greece, they did get repelled and redirected to Anatolia.

All in all to the extent they had a lackluster performance, it really seems to be primarily due to political retardation and disunity rather than lack of warrior spirit or smarts.

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>>558715397
>sister rape men
>younger boyfriend
Hell yeah

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>>558725053
>>558729014
Horrifically historylet. You handwave all inter-Greek wars to cover up that inter-Greek wars were the only ones to happen because the Greeks owned the entirety of the known world. The Diadochi had no reason to conquer Illyria or Italy because they were undeveloped backwaters at the time
The Macedonian Wars took 60 years because Rome struggled against the Greeks for large parts of it. Rome needed to form vast coalitions of Greeks because it couldn't take on any of the hegemons solo. To handwave the Diadochi wars while treating the Macedonian Wars as a Roman-Macedonian/Selucid 1v1 is inane and you're a retard

>>558729873
>The Diadochi had no reason to conquer Illyria or Italy because they were undeveloped backwaters at the time
Sure. I agree. I didn't even imply anything otherwise. Now explain how that is relevant.
>You handwave all inter-Greek wars to cover up that inter-Greek wars were the only ones to happen because the Greeks owned the entirety of the known world.
If we're comparing how Greeks fare compared to non-Greeks at war, which is what started this discussion, inter-Greek wars are much less informative aside from providing a potential reason for their ultimate failure of Greek hegemony in the face of the Roman. Hence: disunity and political retardation.
>The Macedonian Wars took 60 years because Rome struggled against the Greeks for large parts of it.
Rome was much more engaged on other fronts throughout in a way that Macedon wasn't.
>Rome needed to form vast coalitions of Greeks because it couldn't take on any of the hegemons solo.
Yes, the Greek world was disunited and that led to its downfall. Just what I was saying.

I'm not even sure what you're malding about. You're lecturing me things I already knew and didn't even contest.

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>>558731881
>Greekoids can only win wars against Persians and tarskins lol
You're trying to pull the scholarly act after saying this even though it's inane. The Achemenid Empire had to have been like 75% of the world's population, there was nothing left to conquer once that was done. Also you lump the Greeks together when it's convenient then separate them when saying stuff like "in a way that Macedon wasn't" even though Macedon WAS engaged in multi-front wars and the other Diadochi were too

>>558732494
You realize that I'm >>558725053?
I'm the anon who outright disagreed with that quote.

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>>558732723
I'm not too full to swallow my pride. I misquoted and replied to the wrong post initially, and I am sorry

>>558733540
All's fine; don't sweat about it. Good on you for acknowledging the mistake.

>>558625012
This reminds me that woke has gone too far. If you search up twink vs bbw, you will only get videos of skinny guys getting railed by obese men.

The skinhead from the last thread better be growing his hair out as per his sister's preferences.

Sisters are scrumptious!

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Ashley made my sister bi-curious.

>>558737210
She's going to shave me tomorrow. If she raises objections then, I will entertain them

>>558738853
Disastrous.

>>558709028
>How many generations would you reckon it'd take for the children to be identical to their parents?
as far as I remember mouse breeders work by 50 gens of full sib inbreeding to get that purified line but mot inbred lines die out long before that point, hence why it's expensive to generate.
Any system using inbreeding is ultimately trying to expose dodgy recessives and remove those worst affected from the breeding pool reducing the total percentage with these dodgy genes. But for humans we don't have many children, and we invest a lot in their care so it's a costly strategy

>>558718528
Julia is a good girl bad Julia is her alter ego.

I need art of bad Julia

>>558741532
>Julia is a good girl bad Julia is her alter ego.
This is just Julia normally vs Julia in the bedroom

>>558742872
Julia is a starfish asked from giving mediocre bjs

>>558738853
>she's just like me fr fr
>into her
Your sister is a cute narcissist.

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I think it would be cool to have a sister that was a lesbian. We could look at Playboys together and talk about boobs and stuff. We could go the strip club together.

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>>558739149
SHE ALREADY RAISED HER OBJECTIONS!

>>558750408
Lesbianism is not real. Women are bisexual at most.

>>558751653
heterosexuality isn't real, men are bisexual at most

My sister is asexual

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Anon's sister is not actually asexual, she just says that because she doesn't want anyone knowing about the demon sex party's that she takes part in at my place. Me. Her. And ALOT of male demons.

>>558754120
There is such a thing as asexuality. Every living thing has a sex drive, your sister just has a lower libido.

>>558754337
NO such thing """"" I'm phone pha

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My sister is a cat

>>558754120
guarantee she like werewolves

>>558754592
I don't believe you

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>>558664925
>>558666419
So at this point you fully admit that your sister is cute and you enjoy spending time with her, but are still deliberately framing it like you're annoyed at her at first to get reactions out of anons!

>>558739149
For fucks sake, anon, simply ask her what she thinks would look best on you and let her do it that way! You can always shave it off later if it doesn't work out! But she almost certainly understands this stuff better than you simply due to being a girl, so just give it a try.
Think of it this way: trusting you with your own hair is like trusting her with loading the dishwasher - it's better to let the expert handle it!

>>558741287
>>558709028
If you pass on the right genes, you can create clones in as little as 13 generations.

>>558717381
Do it anon! Invite her to hang out this weekend! Even just to grab a cup of coffee!

My sister started sending me unfunny TikTok videos a few days ago. I pretend to her that I watch them and find them funny. I did not know she used TikTok. I thought only zoomers used it, and she is 27. I guess I should just keep pretending and keep my mouth shut about it. At least she does not watch AI slop.

þ

>>558743948
what did this mean in english?
Julia would be the cutest starfish, she'd dress up for it too

>>558759726
>I guess I should just keep pretending and keep my mouth shut about it.
I really don't think this is a good and healthy strategy, and I believe that you should let her know that you don't enjoy it. But to be honest I wouldn't know how to tell it to her politely. I'm known to just bluntly say what I think to my family and it sometimes offends them.

>At least she does not watch AI slop.
She's on TikTok. She already does.

>>558739149
>She's going to shave me tomorrow
Why would you let your sister shave your balls?

>>558759726
How about actually watching them and sending her actually funny videos back?

>>558758734
Preferably Folgers coffee to send a message

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>>558760147
Why wouldn't you?

>>558759726
>I thought only zoomers used it, and she is 27
Bro, the first zoomers are 30 this year.

>>558760064
You see, I would tell her that her videos are unfunny, but I have not talked to her for a long time and I do not want to break her trust. Typing to her and interacting with her costs me nothing. These videos are cringe, but I know if I start bitching about it, she would be disappointed and sad. We do not live together and she is one of the very, VERY few people I chat with on a daily basis.

>>558760229
I am not going to download Chinese spyware, even for my sister.

>>558761045
You can send her videos from other platforms as well and you know that.

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>>558760383
My ex girlfriend once told me that I'm technically a zoomer (I'm turning 30 soon). I felt offended. I don't know how they classify these generations but I don't know or understand anything about zoomer culture. I grew up with a rotary phone and dial-up internet, I don't want to be called a zoomer!

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>>558761225
Zillennials (1995-2000) are the master race.

>>558761045
Send her funny videos of your own. Broaden her horizons!

>>558761196
I find modern internet culture horrendous, I only use X to see coffin art. From time to time I scroll meme videos and most of them bleak and so fucking cringe. I don't know what to do, should I send her cat videos?

>>558761703
I will deadname Twitter every day of the week

>>558761703
I can haz chiz barga

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>>558761045
>You see, I would tell her that her videos are unfunny, but I have not talked to her for a long time and I do not want to break her trust.
I understand that. But you are essentially basing your communication on a lie, even if an innocent one. At the same time, I completely understand not wanting to upset the other person. So I really don't know what advice to give here.

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>>558741287
As a wise /his/ anon once said, the Spartan eugenic method is outdated and unnecessarily cruel. Abortion can increase the fitness of inbred children while simultaneously reducing the costs, both economic and emotional. If we can already eradicate down syndrome, who's to say other conditions couldn't be identified early in the near future? Still some genetic variability might be useful, and so sisteless/brotherless people will have to make the sacrifice the same way it was in Ptolemaic Egypt.
Btw I think the relationship between Audrey and the less rowdy/outright cruel twin is cute (imoutofags win this one), but that'd leave Sylvia with the other, and I don't think even Lord Unknown could withstand the darkness within their offspring.

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My sister is playing FF7 but she hates Tifa. She's calling Aeriþ best girl. Can I get a refund on my sister?

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*Sniff*

>>558765493
do women really?

sex

>>558770054
Depends on the woman and how her brain is affected my hormone flux.

>>558765493
>>558770054
i've always imagined HOW awful women's breath can be after sucking many men's dick every week

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>>558773638
kek

>>558773525
Then force your sister to suck only your dick. Problem solved.

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>>558774970
I don't blame him

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>>558775343
Agreed. She's got a great sisrack

>>558759726
>I thought only zoomers used it, and she is 27
A) Like anon said, zoomers are entering their 30's
B} All women use Tiktok. My 30-40 year old Millennial cousins do, my 50-60 year old mother and aunts do

>>558776281
In my subjective experience: I've met more fully grown middle aged parents that are on TikTok than I have young people. It's a very bizarre phenomenon.

>>558773638
lol

>>558776403
TikTok stopped being cool like 14 months ago, all the kids do Roblox now

>>558776549
back in my day Roblox was all Fleskhjerta and stuff, now it's full of rock spiders

>>558776549
>14 months ago
This was like 3-4 years ago. at an old job. Half the people I worked with were middle aged with kids, asking if I was on TikTok. If I were to guess they might have gotten on it to keep track of their kids and got hooked into it as a habit as well.

>>558757692
>but are still deliberately framing it like you're annoyed at her at first to get reactions out of anons!
Lol yeah, I've been doing that for a while now because it's funny
>simply ask her what she thinks would look best on you and let her do it that way
Fine, but she's going to say some shit like "just try growing it out" and I'm not doing that. If she doesn't have a specific plan, I'm going stark bald

>>558760147
I'd unironically let my sister shave my cock, balls, and asshole, I could use the help
>>558776403
Same. I once worked with a bunch of 50+ year old men, and they were ALL on Tiktok. Meanwhile, my male friends might have a Tiktok, but they rarely actually use it

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>>558777765
Yes! Let your sister shave your asshole!

>>558775403
Agreed. She's got a great smaller than advertised sisrack

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>>558777941
I have to agree it is cosmically beautiful that in an AU where everyone's sex is flipped, Jane alone is still a woman because Julian is such a rapable twink that he was destined to be brutally molested by his big sister

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>>558778402
How do I mlem mlem mlem my sister

>>558777941
I would! And it's not even in a gay way, I shave my ass so I can shit easier

>>558778271
All three have shifting genders but Jane remains the constant.
I prefer the world where the Graves brothers shelter their friend from Jane's predilections.
though I assume the very very quiet didn't happen in that world which means Nigel or Nina crash their place too

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>>558778402
>mlem

>>558779564
TOTAL DYKE DEATH (authorized by Kit9)

>>558777594
Get the Seljuk pill anon. Grow your hair out, braid it, and sport a Turkish mustache to go along with it. You can then go and conquer the Eastern Roman Empire (optional) with your sister (not optional).

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>>558779719
No, take the Mao pill. Sport this look and then lead an insurgency that will shatter China's feudal chains (with your sister)

>>558778271
Imagine Jane's fingers gently caressing Julian's freshly shaved asshole

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Can I ask for all your calg artworks in this style?

older sisters give me the ick

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I want to fuck this older sister in the ass
https://x.com/i/status/2027150869825982575

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>>558780574
Is someone actually making a genderswap mod?

>>558777941
Wouls Andrea and Jane be friends, enemies, or indifferent?

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>>558780574
>>558780750
NOT MY ANDREA

>>558781010
Andrea is the perfect sister and every man's dream: submissive, secretly obsessive, intelligent, cute, etc. She is better than Ashley on every level.

>>558780750
>Ashton
....how old is this fanart I swear we only discussed name option before christmas, is this parallel development or did it spread from here again?

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The TRUE and HONEST Andrea mod

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What if Andrew decides to open up an asian restaurant in episode 4?
https://x.com/i/status/2027049801314099628

>>558782825
What would Andrew look like if he was Chinese?

>>558782960
>implying Finns look any different

>>558773638
>>558774895
Amazing

>>558779564
Julia lick 1.jpg implies there is at least a Julia lick 2. Share up, anon

>>558764454
Tifa would be the best girl even without her massive fucking tits, but with them there is no competition

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>>558780070

>>558783731
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>558783745
Why are you screaming?

>>558784115
Do NOT the gallery loli

>>558783731
uuuuuu thanks

>>558784153
I don't the gallery loli, it's just amusing because Ib has very Nemleian puzzles and also Garry looks like a recolored Andrew

>>558785217
Petition to start referring to Yume Nikki and Ib as "Nemleivanias"

>>558785217
>I don't the gallery loli
Garrydrew will

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>>558780574
>>558780750
I hate a lot of genderswapped Andrew and Ashley designs because they make them fucking gay. Actual Andrew and Ashley don't have pierced ears or any crap like that, Ashley has a funny choker but that's it. Why would Andrea have earrings, why would Ashton have a necklace and a ponytail?
>>558781010 is the only canon Andrea I accept.

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>>558786093
Yeah but that's just canon

>>558787096
Garry is not that kinda guy!!!

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>>558784153
shut up faggot

>>558787306
Groomrry gave a little child candy with a promise to see her again later

>>558783504
https://litter.catbox.moe/az68ehumzmzfzaz7.jpg

>>558787817
But that's the same pic

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>>558780070
more my stuff

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I've noticed that I started using Ashley pics as reaction images far more often than Andrew ones. In fact I almost feel like I don't want to associate with him, because he is a fucking moron who is never honest with himself or anyone. Ashley is more sincere in expressing herself, and it just makes pics where she shows emotions more adorable.

>>558790782
>he is a fucking moron who is never honest with himself or anyone
Yeah, he's you.

>>558786764
>why would Ashton have a necklace
I'm a guy and I wear a necklace...

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>>558791267
He's not!

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>>558780070

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>>558780070

>>558790782
I bet you're that avatarfag who was posting ashley so much 3 years ago that other anons hated you

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>>558791353
Gay

>>558791509
But I wasn't here 3 years ago

>>558790782
>Ashley is more sincere in expressing herself, and it just makes pics where she shows emotions more adorable.

True, in most sprites Andrew looks flat and depressed, like a beaten dog.

>>558791509
>other anons hated you
Nobody knows who the fuck "ashleyfag" was meant to be. All I remember is a schizo accusing everyone else in the thread of being "ashleyfag"

>>558782960
the finns didn't fight a whole fucking hyperwar just for you to invite the asians back in like that

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>>558777594
>Lol yeah, I've been doing that for a while now because it's funny
Oh, you think it's funny? Well then, Mr. "I kinda enjoy going places with her", what places have you actually gone with her outside of her asking you to drive her somewhere? When are you going to work up the courage to ask her to go to the cinema/pizza place/whatever with you?

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>>558792897
"Ashleyfag" was used by a guy, or multiple people, who were literally on every side of the fence to start arguments. One day he's a fake juliafag, the next day he's a haggot, the next he's an "ashleyfag," and then there's the standard rotation of non waifu-war bait like the power dynamics argument, accusing people of listening to Andrew Tate, the blatant cuckoldry fetish, etc. etc. etc. "Ashleyfag" is a term that should set off instant alarm bells that someone is clearly trolling, alongside random samefag accusations in place of an actual argument, and "everything you disagree with isn't trolling."

>>558791390
the power of voice actor horniness compels you

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>>558796580
>implying I'm ever going to go outside

>>558798875
>Implying you have a choice

>>558802792
Hussies are getting Ashlier.

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>>558798875
>>558799739
Implying you newfags know how to imply correctly.

>>558806202
>implying implications
I shiggy diggy

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>>558806202

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I want to shiggy some diggy myself

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>>558806617
i don't get it...

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>>558807026
Shiggy the diggy

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>>558807348
uh, yeah...

Im glad it's green vs magenta and not green vs red
They knew the proper complementary color

>>558808125
That's a big hand

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>>558808332
She's a small girl

>>558808957
For you.

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>"i wish i could know my sister a bit better, we haven't talked in so long"
>reconnect with her a bit
>"fucking dumb cunt keeps sending me tiktoks"

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>>558809249
All for me

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>>558809490
Anon that's so cute!

>>558789885
>not malina and zdrada since they are canonically sisters
wasted talent

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>>558809674
I actually meant to imitate the anon above but fucked up the greentext.
Agreed though, it's too bad that anon doesn't appreciate the little gestures. He should send back something cute and corny like pic related.

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she's so special ^^

>>558813283
Old man high trousers

>>558813236
I actually ate a whole lemon fresh and raw a few weeks back. Wouldn't do it again because I could feel my enamel corrode, but I actually enjoyed the face-scrunching sourness.

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>>558758325
How so?
>>558758734
She likes ice cream, the sweeter the better, and so do I... but yeah, a coffee from time to time won't hurt.
>>558761439
Zillenials don't know what a balanced budget even is tho (source: all of my cousins).
>>558731881
>>558732494
>>558729873
This was fun to read but we still need to establish a neo-Ptolemaic kingdom (this time it should be able to resist militaristic aristocratic republics).
>>558780070
Oneesan general

>>558816924
andrea should rape me

>>558809490
>>558811737

I guess I have to say this again: I'm not downloading Chinese spyware even for her. I have no desire to watch brain rotting AI slop. And besides, it seems like I exaggerated, but she's only sending two or three of these videos over the span of a few days. And if I had to guess, it's not a gesture, she probably sends them to her friends too, so it's not something special. To be honest, we're not getting along these past few days.

>>558819012
First of all, it's Israeli spyware now, second of all you should do whatever it takes to be closer with your sister because she's your sister, which is cute.

>>558819012
>And if I had to guess, it's not a gesture, she probably sends them to her friends too, so it's not something special.
Unless she is sending these videos to every one of her contacts, she is actually thinking about who to send them. Not in a "omg my brother would love this teehee" way but probably in a "he might like this one"/"this and this person might like this" way. Or maybe she wants to have a connection with you and uses these videos as an excuse for you to start a conversation (protip: a big majority of women only ever take the first step). Just send her videos (You) find funny/entertaining/cute/whatever and actually watch and maybe even comment on the things she sends you.

Now I know I don't know either of you or your relationship enough to comment or give advice on it. But you can try. I believe in you, no, /calg/ believes in you.

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>>558817952
I'd say seek help but being a quieter, more self-conscious version of Maleley myself I feel like I hardly have a leg to stand on

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>wow she's literally me
No she isn't

>>558825067
Even better because he's comparing himself to a character that literally doesn't exist, but this in and of itself is part of the clown show.

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>>558824764
i keep thinking about finding help but that's the problem, i think but don't act, keeping myself in the cycle of self hate, which is strong enough to give me ideations of being raped by a woman or a rotting carcass as a result of suicide. i want to tell someone about how i feel about myself but loneliness is a bitch, i have few friends, especially those that are in the same place as i am, i come from ukraine, war happened, we all fucked off from it, hell, i don't even have a sibling that's even old enough to understand me, i have a brother that is an entire generation younger than me, the gap hurts, i am too old to be his confidant and he is too young to understand me, i guess i had a girlfriend (i tell few about it because i worry wrong people could find out and use that knowledge to hurt me further) but maybe i was delirious, she doesn't respond to my texts for over a week, probably its that valentines day date that went awkward, i asked her to be honest about whether she feels annoyed by me but she never told me, she doesn't even leave me on seen/read, i'm left on sent. i really want to tell my friend about how i feel like shit but as of recent he doesn't seem to want to hang out with me. i feel like the stars are plotting against me at this point.

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>>558826225
rest of my family? i do not trust them in any way shape or form, i may have mother issues if anything. i feel like i am in wrong company but alas i have to make do, only fresh into adulthood, not even in my 20s, plus i have uni to deal with, some might say i have a bright future but the future feels empty, especially when looking back at your past leaves you with nothing but pure regret, regret over being a dick in the past, regret over not making enough friends in life, regret that i can;t resolve anymore, i have tried but after coming back to my hometown for a moment i realised that it is far too late now, i have to live with it

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>>558825067
>>558825518
I'm literally myself. Also most people's identity revolves around copying the personality of another being but not so much as to have to recognize they're doing it, because that'd mean they're not special.

My sister said she doesn't like the balls

>>558827587
The idea that none of us are special or possess any unique qualities is such a high-school-edgelord-coded mentality.

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>>558807026

>>558827587
id rather be someone else than myself for i hate the latter

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Looks like she finally got Doug's attention.

>>558829717
Ashley taught how to use this bussy

>>558833792
Cute and kek

>>558828151
Why doesn't your sister like the balls?

>>558835654
This type of fanart is 10x hotter than porn of them

>>558828151
So she likes futa without balls?

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>page 6

Julia resting her head on your chest and using her finger to draw shapes around your nipples after sex

>>558839476
Imagine gorilladrew beating the shit out of Leyley

>>558838120
'romanticised' is like 'problematic' in that mouth breathing morons & 12 year olds SPAM the FUCK out of it with no respect for what it really means.
Coffin is a very romantic game, period (nemlei even calls attention to this in chapter 1). How you interpret it's romantic elements is up to the reader, it's not a question of the real world impact that the game has, as if it's a PSA or something

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>>558838120
I will romanticise it.

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Ashley is my trap queen

>>558844279
Crossdressley...

>>558781381
>Andrea
>submissive
She'll blow smoke in your face

>>558845383
I'll cum all over her if she does that.

>>558845450
T'would be unavoidable, female smokers are really hot. Dominatrices often love semen too, so that likely wouldn't assert dominance over her.

>>558845383
Doormat extraordinaire

>>558846226
That's Copedrew's front

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In the late 80's and early 90's, my sister and I traveled rural Peru, living in a Volkswagen camper van. So far away from our homeland, we decided to take a vacation not just from our lives, but from ourselves and the blood we shared.

Those years in Peru, we were not siblings, but lovers. We mingled with the locals, ate with them, drank with them, danced around the fire, made love under the stars on those balmy Peruvian nights. But alas, it was not to last.

Obligations brought us back stateside. She returned to San Francisco to her sculpting and I to Boston to resume work on my manuscript, but we will never forget those years in Peru, where we shed the shackles of blood and lived as we always dreamed.

>>558847634
Which LLM are you using?

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>>558854161

>>558855509
What would the average non-Ashley woman do if she slept in the same bed as her brother and heard him moaning her name like this in an erotic dream?

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we wouldn't happen to "f" with this, would we?

>>558854161
what?

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>>558854161
D-Did... are t-those permanent tattoos?

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Andy and Leyley and the bombing of Iran!

>>558856343
FFS I ALWAYS LEARN ABOUT WORLD NEWS FROM /CALG/
I LEARNT ABOUT THE SOUTH KOREAN COUP, BIDEN'S RESIGNATION, AND NOW THIS

>>558856450
zoroastrianism is coming back to Iran, the delphic state will be real.

>>558859869
>>558856343
>>558856450
The Kurds will surely use this opportunity to fight for independence and establish a delphic state of their own, as the Yazidis historically married their siblings until Islamic conquerors banned this practice.

>>558861151
Majority of Kurds are muslim and they still have higher cousin marriage rates than neighbouring ethnicities. I guess they yearn for their siblings but have to settle for the closest thing they are allowed to marry.

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Are we getting devlog tomorrow?

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>>558862340
Nemlei is too busy drawing lovey dovey scenes to publish a devlog

>>558863294
Nemlei, like all good people, enjoys HOT SIBLING SEX and sappy kissy kissy bullshit.

>>558862340
Why would there be a devlog on the 29th?

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Does Ashley support war in Iran?

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>>558864825
Ashley has absolutely no idea about the higher powers at play, or any of the powers at play for that matter. She hears on the radio that some country she can't point to on a map is getting bombed and laughs at them for being brown.

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>>558864993
Cutest goy in the universe

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Julia supports whole-heartedly the interests of the United States and Israel

>>558865669
God, can she get any cuter?

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>>558864993
>>558865280

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Should I tell my sister about my dreams? About me, her, and Arrakis?

>>558868689
Any reason why you shouldn't?

>>558868887
quads were promised to me 3000 years ago.

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Audrey my beloved

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>>558829091
Everyone is unique, very few people are special, that's just a reality of life even ancient philosophers have been aware of. However, there's a basic human tendency to consider ourselves special because ours is the only perspective we actually experience (and even then aren't likely to completely understand, much less anyone else's). Idk how is this edgy.
>>558838120
How can you criticize something while being such a coward? Like what's even the point? ¨not immoral but problematic¨, ffs, go back to your eco chamber.
>>558863294
>lovey dovey scenes
>not girly SAslop
If that's true, she's so based.

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>>558869789
She will end up marrying her younger brother and live a quiet life away from the rest of their family, raising their child together until the past comes back to haunt them in the form of Alice's kid (with Avery). Either that or she remains trapped with her family for ever and ever.
Source: it was revealed to me in a dream.

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSI6kcqDXL5/
I keep seeing this chudette cosplaying Ashley on my racist app

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>>558871320
>it can only good happen

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>>558819012
>To be honest, we're not getting along these past few days.
What happened?

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>>558825067
She is not, obviously, but she is quite relateable to some degree (more so than Andrew)

>>558870967
>She will end up marrying her younger brother
Which one? She has two and they're both twins.

>>558865669
Wrong, Julia stands with the people of Palestine against the genocide and oppression of Israel

>>558872768
The consensus is that Julia is either a Jew or a Laestadian, in which case she most likely supports Israel.

>>558872565
Well, since Alice marries Avery in this schizophrenic delusion, by default Audrey's other half is Aiden, wouldn't you think? I may be getting it wrong but I think he was depicted as the (somewhat) quieter twin early on.

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>>558871320
I just realized my sister kinda looks alike the chud meme. She has the glasses and expression and everything.

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>>558870967
>>558872989
Who the hell are all these people?

>>558872284
I don’t know how to put it, but she became kind of cold since Monday. It’s kind of weird because before that we used to chat a lot. Since Monday, we have only exchanged a couple of messages a day and that’s it. She hasn’t responded to me since yesterday morning on Messenger, even though she saw my message. I feel like I’m talking to a wall. I don’t know what’s wrong with her. Last weekend we talked the whole day when we both had a free day. If she’s using me only to vent, then she should just say it. I don’t want to ghost her again like I did with her friend request, but if she won’t respond to me, then I don’t give a fuck. I’m not going to be emotionally invested in a brick wall.

>>558872908
Julia (2026) would have a Palestine flag in her username. But yeah you're right that Julia (early 90's) would be pro-Israel

>>558874703
No, she has a religious predilection towards Israel!

Jane and Julian playing the "don't get raped" game

>>558875060
Is that as strong a belief in Finland as it is in America?

>>558875486
That's a western thing in general. The restoration of a biblical country was basically seen as proof of God's presence

>>558874703
>Julia (2026)
Why are you creating fictitious characters to get angry at? Yes, Julia can be easily manipulated, but the setting isn't such that the many corrupting influences of our present reality exist. If you really want to go for this "Coffin IRL" thing, you'd have better luck arguing that she'd become an FtM tranny.
>t. Sisterless Jew

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>>558838120
How am I supposed to not romanticize THIS?

The image actually raises some good points, but come on. Of course I don't romanticize the abuse or the toxic aspects of their relationship, just like obviously I don't romanticize suffocating little girls, selling your children to organ harvesters, or sacrificing strangers to demons. Of course Nemlei wanted to make you feel disturbed by SnS or the childhood flashbacks. But to write off the entirety of Andrew and Ashley's relationship as "actually it's meant to be disturbing and you shouldn't draw cute fanart of them!" clearly doesn't work and I don't think it's what Nemlei intended.