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Lazy Edition
PC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/
PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/
To join, you have to:
>Set profile to public
>Open friends list
>Go to the crew page and request to join
>Drop your name here
>New Players Guide:
https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides
>Vehicle Testing Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzG gx
>Vehicle information
https://gtacars.net/
>Custom crew colors hex codes
https://gtacolors.com/
>Interactive map
https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map
>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealers
https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g
>Fix car plate bug
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729
>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammo
https://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8 [Open]
>Cover archive
https://gtag-covers.neocities.org/
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New Content:
• Shitzu Keitora (Utility) (GTA$810,000)
• Drift Tuning will be available for the Übermacht Sentinel XS, Vapid Dominator GT, Dinka RT3000, as well as the all-new Shitzu Keitora
Returning Content:
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Time Trial:
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FIB Priority File:
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The Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:
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Luxury Autos:
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Lucky Wheel:
• Benefactor Stirling GT
Prize Ride:
• Place Top 3 in the LS Car Meet Series for 4 days in a row to claim the Fathom FR36
Premium Test Ride:
• Karin Woodlander
Test Rides:
• Shitzu Keitora
• Vapid Dominator GT
• Dinka RT3000
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• Drift Tuning Upgrades
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Yeah that's a part of the problem. Most of the pics of GTA V on the internet are made by tryhards. I sometimes want some outfit inspiration, but it's all glitched tactical edgelord gear. Just like all cars are customized to the full fuckhueg spoiler and janky livery extent.
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I can relate to Trevor on a meta-spiritual level. Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be an international drug dealer and a major arms trafficker with side hustles in taking scores, boosting cars, human organ trade, racketeering, and all that wonderful stuff and I'm glad I can do all of this in GTA Online. I hope GTA Online 2 will carry the flame and let me expand my empire.
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>>558812529
wait a minute, that cover...
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>PC Crew
Name: JU5T-4-DR1V3R
Should I upgrade to the Enhanced version?
I see modders are more common on the old version but the only money drop I've had in recent times is the roulette thing and that only happened last week.
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Got the alkanost and it's just depressing. Same bombs as all other bombs in the game, and 50 bomb capacity. Gargantual albatross. I got btfo by a toreador while getting in it. A CAR. It's so outmetad it make me sad to use it. It's even a cool concept.
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I hate the dancing minigame so much why it couldn't be just a up down left right minigame instead.
Fucking 5 minute dancing without missing a "beat" whatever that means because the shit is barely tied to any part of the song, it's just "is".
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It's funny how we could buy luxury appartments, garages, a hangar, warehouses, skyscrapers, a fucking futuristic bunker made to survive the apocalypse, facilities, high tech aircraft, boats, yachts, the most exclusive sports cars and bikes but somehow only now we can afford a mansion and call ourselves big shots.
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>>558849889
is that keitora SAKURA livery GTA+ only?????
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>launch 5
>asked to add some code from my email to confirm my details
>tells me to type in my password
>now this
Why does R* have the worst services and menus to jump through. This is the steam account linked to the R* account. I played on it 1 hour ago.
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>>558870038
THAT's GOOD!
but I don't like drifting Mods
THAT'S BAD
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>>558870038
looks like it
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>>558865096
I'll see if it works tomorrow. Apparently I have to unlink my steam account but everyone says if I do that I won't be able to play any R* games on my steam account. And R* support can take several weeks to answer. Trillion dollar company.
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ye, it's drift only
Not GTA+
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>>558872640
>almost a mil gone
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Finally got my Rune Shitbrick...
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https://youtu.be/Fb6n_nT8eLY?si=lloR3opZChkDh783&t=5
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>join random heist
>lobby full
>leader has left the lobby
>join random heist
>lobby full
>start heist
>leader quit
>join random heist
>lobby full
>infinite loading screen
I love my GTA Online experience. And somehow the only heist I pick is the Prison Break one. Holy shit I'm tired of doing this boring fucking heist and 90% of the time it's just the setups.
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HSW upgrade when???
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>>558886137
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This is what you'll see by the way Italianon. You'll ge this then and error like notification in the game telling you they've deposited 300k to your account. That's how you'll know you got the 300k for the auto shop contract. They do events like this sometimes and call them participation rewards, so they work a little different from the usual weekly event pays. I don't know why they make it different.
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>>558902542
It wasn't in the weekly update post >>558812759
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So for those that don't know you do get 300k for doing one. It's only a one time thing sadly, but it's something.
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By the way, much like for the casino heist, you can make use of the Weazel building helicopter to get to the buyer and lose the cops for them (location marked with the blue dot in picrel). Particularly useful for the Union Depository contract. You climb up from the east side of the building then onto the vents to the very top where you'll see the heli, for those that don't know.
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GTA has no real loading, the game all loads when you boot it up.
Go to director mode and teleport yourself around the map, it is instantaneous.
The problem is online syncing with the host, when you connect to someone in another county and on their shitty wifi you're gonna get stuck every single time you try to enter or leave a building.
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The big planes in the game make me sad. They're all cool design and concept wise and all so sorely disapoint in performance. They even know in their advertising how they can make it better by showing them performing better and yet they nerf them to Hell. Big bomb focused planes should have better bombs than fighter planes with much larger capacities and higher drop speeds.
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Yep, and bombing from a giant plane or shooting from one with their terrible ranges is WORSE than sniping a fly or doing a drive by shooting at light speed. It bothers me how bad they are because I just know because of it that they barely playtested and their style for updating is just slapping shit on and forgetting till the next update where they find other things to slap on, or at least, that's how it feels. These planes have had issues for years and barely anything has been done. Who's being so anal about this? The fans would do 500 times better at all of these things granted the knowledge and skills to program the game than any one person at rockstar themselves.
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>>558906193
Have you done any of the old air freight cargo missions while bringing your own aircraft instead of using what the mission provides? Comedy gold. You will often find a convoy flying at slower than walking speed.
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Not sure, but I kinda want to say it's just some old OG planes, that they scripted to be running extra slow up there. You aren't supposed to notice because of something the do to the planes they provide for the mission.
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I failed a bail office mission all because the needlessly wide steps on the side, and I chose the shorter and most direct way out of Paleto bay, the unfortunate location of a LOT of these bounties, the train track. ...........why man.........
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>>558903586
>the volatoll.
based, I got it just for the PRB Livery
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>>558913371
NTA, I got three of them last sale, one for each syle, cardboard tuner, Cherenkov vodka, and Drift
Not even a slav, I just find the Lada cute as heck, they're based on the old Fiats after all.
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>>558947443
Just turn your camera down to your feet, vehicles spawn away from where you are looking.
If you aim your camera down it will spawn closest to you.
If you stare out ahead, it will spawn behind you 3 miles away, lel.
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Depends where you are, if you live in a big city, it's faster since you are closer together, with better inferstructure.
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Sorry I forgot about the arbitrarilly applied and ill defined rule against """"avatarfagging""""". Unthinkingly I dared to add an image expressing a sense of enthusiasm to my post and maintain thematic continuity between them in an isolated instance. I was going to go into the details of the different aircraft in the game and give an overview of general rules about how the aircraft work in the game but you can forget about those posts because faggotss with sticks up their ass are going to be faggots with sticks up their ass and report posts because they're fags with sticks up their ass, so forget about it.
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It bugs sometimes. I've had this happen a few times. It's one of those things that I suspect gets fixed by verifying your game files, or in the case that you're playing on console, clearing your console's cache.
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>>558951136
It's ironic you're the one reporting my posts over anime pictures on a website made for anime when you yourself consistantly violate a global rule in these threads. "trolling outside of /b/". If you want to play this faggoty fucking game then lets do it faggot.
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>>558813018
>FREE:
>• Horse Masks & Tattoos
it's time
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My prior posts got deleted so I'll just try to keep it simple and I'll elaborate if you ask. Yes the savage is very good and it's explosive minigun is the best thing in the game to use against armored vehicles. I recommend the Akula which can go off radar and is the most maneuverable. As far as planes go there's a decent bit too them, but if you want something relatively low priced that's very good, get the rogue. The fighter planes are generally quite balanced even with the meta of the raiju (which I've yet to fully grasp), and the rogue is one of the better ones you can fight raijus with. It has the best rudders of any plane and the explosive guns mean you won't have to keep firing a ton of shots at them or manage a cockpit shot to do meaningful damage to them (the raiju has good armor and takes A LOT of gunshots). If you really want to get into the aircraft though, prices won't be much of an issue to you, so I would recommend picking up a raiju, it's great for more than just pvp, but just for traveling the whole map. It has off the radar like the akula does, and vtol which makes it function almost like a helicopter.
My personal favorite plane is the LF-22 Starling. It's takes some getting used to and is a different plane from others, not flying with a jet engine or propeller but instead mainly relies on a rocket boost, for which there's a meter. It requires an element of resource management but it's forgiving. It's very maneuverable, unique, and fun to do dogfights with.
Sorry to Terry Davis Anon if I got you banned.
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>>558877257
I hate it especially for the very obvious racing liveries
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it's a good little JDM
PRB livery and many others, a lot of customization as a tuner vehicle
nothing amazing performance wise
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>>558974098
You can mod anything you want, even Spider-Man in single player mode.
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I boughted. Ponder the wheels
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adorable
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Are these all good off road too?
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there are better ways to bump a thread guys
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>>559023935
Indeed
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This guy had no chance
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>>559024951
Neither did the valet
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>>559034795
FELIPE!
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>>558778947
I managed to find one frame that looks kewl.
Also apparently there's a way to shift lights around the timeline, while scrolling back and forth this light turned pure white, so maybe its possible to change other lights into pink.
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uh, I replied to the wrong post, but at least its the right person...
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Don't worry babe I understood what you meant.
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What are my options for leaving the Maze Bank Tower Office with an aircraft with Missile Lock-On Jammer? It seems like it's spawning the standard (aka lame as fuck, unmodified Pegasus versions) of vehicles.
Jesus Christ. When has R* thought something through to the end the last time? You think something might be cool and then you're cockblocked with no solution just because the gameplay mechanics are old and rusty as fuck and the billionaires over at the R* offices don't see any necessities to fix their broken ass shit.
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>>559038813
have u paid a hooker to bounce on your futa cock dressed in your quirk chungus outfit?
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>>559050112
>tfw level ~300
took me ~6 months
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Autoshop deliveries, autoshop heists, car meet races, and just test driving inside the meet + wearing car meet clothing fro bonus.
You can AFK while test-driving overnight with rubber band or autofire accelerator, but Battle-eye sometime kicks you out. They also AFK for passive business too, just doing inside LSCM grinds you levels too.
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>>558991758
I like the Emperor Vector, very heavy, I can bump cars out of the way.
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a ton of big bomb payloads would break the netcode, notice how the game stutters whenever a single Orb goes off, now multiply that.
the simple facts of it is bombers simply suck when they don't have the element of surprise of overwhelming numbers; we learned this lesson in WW2 with the "the bomber will always get through" meme that led to thousands of good airmen getting killed for no gain.
another problem is you need multiple players manning the defensive guns to actually make the most of the planes, and most people play solo. we all have fantasies of unleashing hell by loitering over lobby warzones with something like Bombushka but if nobody wants to hop on the guns it's just a big fat duck slowly flying over hunters loaded with birdshot.
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Is there a way to know why these things happen or is winging troubleshooting methods the only way? I want to be able to trace the issue.
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>>559080176
can't argue with that
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>>559043090
I don't think so, I think I only used a prostitute thrice when I was new and curious what the animations would be for female character.
Also, NPCs are boring.
>quirk chungus outfit
Rude.
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>>559086372
The Crew1 had a neat story, but Crew2 had a huge gay scenario where you were a faggot influencer and scored you on how much "likes" you got, it was frankly revolting.
There is a demo, try it out first.
I find the unbisoft driving intentionally shallow and unrewarding, the world is nice to look at times.
But Forza does it way better for open world chill driving.
I'd also rec. Asphalt 9 or Legends whatever, the f2p game for pure arcade driving fun.
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>>559092169
It's not even about efficiency over fun, it's that unless you play a lobby with your friends any of those big ass planes are just flying caskets because they're designed to lose against something that's simply superior in all metrics.
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>Do 3 Drift Races challenge
8th
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women drivers amirite
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>>559098476
I tried to shoot an average mid-tier bomber plane yesterday and shot every of those 20 fucking shots. None of them hit. The pilot wasn't even trying to dodge, he just flew over and and dropped a million bombs.
I guess you could make the argument that the bombs were just as ineffective. But he would've been gone in 3.5 seconds if a Mk.II had been around.
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On foot combat against flying targets simply doesn't work, not even against AI the ground missiles from the seeking launcher are good, you're literally better off with the vanilla rocket launcher and trying to aim manually to the flying thing.
Meanwhile the MK.II rockets have some of the best tracking and they can be spammed without a long ass reload animation.
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Yeah, it's infuriating. On top of all the million bugs and things that don't work, even the idea of having a balanced game was thrown the fuck overboard like 6 years ago. The game is such a fucking mess.
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fresh of the press pics
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I took just about the same shot lol.
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Jej, that's identical
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>>559138372
I'm glad you recorded that lol. My storage was out so the best I could get there were some cutscene screenshots. I'll have to clear up some space next time I'm on. Wasn't on very long today.
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>>559138853
I've been lasering through my recording space ever since I've played with Anon's in this thread. I'll have to make it a routine to clear them out because I now OFTEN get the rockstar storage croak of death lol.
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>>559086403
Found an old screenshot of my stats from the terrorbyte spy cam, turns out not even thrice, I guess I figured if the first 2 animations were the same as singleplayer the 3rd one would be as well.
>>559101386
GTA 6 is actually Bully 2, Jason and Lucia are just some side characters.I never played Bully, so I can't make a better joke than that.