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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-pat ch-notes-version-1032
>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide
>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png(embed)
>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg
>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGO j7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6T k4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group/Multiplayer Password
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Playing Elden Ring again for my gf's playthrough. Want some advice
I have 900+ of different craftables so I've been playing perfumer but I want to go harder on the status effects. The plan is to shoot for a build that does all status effects except bleed. Frost, rot, sleep, poison, and madness. And try to make it a bit more engaging without being cheap (so no dual antspur). I have:
-poison perfume offhand
-madness spells
-frost throwing knives offhand
-dryleaf arts or milady (with the rot kick ash)
-status pots
Looking around for a good plague knight look while I'm at work, or if I should go for a different vibe. Any look you'd recommend? Or alternative gear? Would I be right to assume that this would amount to a FAI/ARC build?
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>>558867205
>Antspur + poison
>Chilling Mist on anything with inherent bleed
There you go, 4 statuses in 2 slots and you can infuse them with whatever depending on the boss. But if you wanted that boring answer I don't think you would have all that shit so idk what you want. You probably hacked in 999 of all crafting mats.
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So Nightreign makes all status buildup regardless of weapon/infusion scale off Arcane
and Elden Ring only uses Arcane to scale statuses if it's infused with bleed, poison, or if it has inherent status build - occult too?
Is this correct?
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Base elden ring only scales status if it has arcane scaling for damage, nightreign arcane also improves the status buildup of things that don't increase with arcane in the base game like frostbite and scarlet rot.
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>>558869448
projecting wh*tey xddd mountaintops is fine
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I dunno why I ulted to Rez desu. I didn’t really expect him to drop sky pebbles, a sigil and throw his staff about in unison. Got there in the end though
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>>558869760
>white character reaction image
Dumb tinx.
>>558870113
>shitcluse is a dumb slut
Many such cases
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>>558870386
Even though I carried (found a purple less likely)
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>>558871241
Shut up dork. No one likes you
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Back to his flowchart of replies. Sad.
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> Chink duchess with obvious hacked relic for carian sword sorcery build but doesn't have a dormant for staves (while having magic +4 AND carian sword sorcery up in every single deep relic)
> doesn't find a good staff and be completely useless the whole match.
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>so upset xhe repled twice
>STILL no triple digit streak
Worthless recluse at per. I would just ropemaxx at this point bro.
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>>558871904
I have a carian sword build with it in every single slot, 2x Matk+4, 1x affinity atk+2, dormants staves, 2x character skill cooldown+2, skill attack up, night invader, evergaol, invun on skill, increased ho, vig+3 and max hp from churches and I never use it because it’s pretty underwhelming. Think you just need to accept people have rolled the cheat builds
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>>558872087
Only 3 people have triple digit and two were duo. I have a good feeling about this streak though. 32 for my first melee recluse attempt was ok, might just switch to guardian for dreg though
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>>558872448
Says the guy writing essays about me
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>>558872985
>me:queuing
>(you): shitposting 24/7 in a thread for a game you literally don’t have installed anymore
You’re like an irl 3 bar
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>unironically listening to brown music
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literally have no motivation to boot the game anymore. winning in deep isn't even fun, its the exact same experience as any "coop" fps everyone is dumb and then they die rather than you know WORKING TOGETHER plus politicians are being retards again too, time to work on my backlog before we get vapourized.
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>>558874863
i totally tuned out of politics until I was told this morning murica bombed iran don't tell me stuff I already do idiot. if you fuckers stop trying to destroy the planet every 5 minutes i'd be playing video games. just not night reign.
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>>558875301
i mained exe and rev, although bird is not a bad character if you use steel guard properly, if you don't its shit like you.
yeah im done being nice after getting insulted every time I post here. fuck you.
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>>558876286
xhe deleted the vod after this happened kek
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>>558876763
Hmm I agree with the sentiment but it's kinda funny, you never know who's gonna job... (pro tip it's gonna be me). Is no biggie it's just a game
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8 negation stacks, quite nice
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>>558877650
Truth, I like how they broadcast fat loli oppai to the whole country
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>>558878025
Oh was it. I don't really care if I job, if I'm gonna stream, there's gonna be a lot of that! II had a decent winrate we lost like 3 games out of like 9...? I'm no cc but I wanna improve!
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>>558870469
Should I streammm, please ask meee, make me embarass myself...
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>>558875175
analyze on allies improves stamina regen at level 1, increases max stamina at level 2, gives you damage negation bubble for 1 second at level 3
analyze on enemies decreases their attack at level 1, decreases it more at level 2, reduces absorption for 1 attack at level 3
both level 3s are hard to use. on yourself should be used like a parry, but if you're analyzing to level 3 you probably don't have aggro.
analyze level 3 on enemies increases the damage of 1 attack, so it should be coordinated with ults. which can't really be done with randoms
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>>558878656
it's nothing special bro
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>>558872253
which 3 people? devil, cc and who?
>>558878713
cc posted his log though
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>>558879036
you'd have to also save scum out the matches between a loss and the next 3 wins after because the rank would show their losses since rank is server bound not save bound
you'd also need nobody to ever snitch on your losses
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This is depth 6
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>>558878903
Wait a moment please Imma cooking
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>>558880132
tinpo is so lucky
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>>558880132
Nyo. Wish I could cook my future erg husband snacks for his queue seshes!
>>558880083
B-But >>558878903 a-asked...
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>>558879265
i miss when pepe would post the funny pepe horse. those were good times...
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>>558880376
nyes I want to cook anon latinx food, taco taco taco
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>>558880668
Well I just did and I'm a fat hairy brown man from Pakistan saar
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>>558880771
I hit myself with a rock relaly hard in the head when I was a kid, I shit you not, I passed out a}nd everything
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Yeah it was a really heavy boulder at least a few kilograms and It felt flat on my head and I Was bleeding profusely, so now here I am playing nightreign
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>>558881128
I think you should sit on my face
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>>558880891
Yeah I did an IQ test a few weeks ago and I scored lower than avaerage
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https://youtu.be/JkhcJUBBMUU?si=B6H2dnNwIlT7jJhX
*sigh* guess im just gonna have to mod in my content before fromsoft ever releases a fucking update
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>>558881319
Your meta drivel about what's off topic or not is worse
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>>558881279
anon's face after
>>558881351
are you at least above the Somalian average of 68? (rounded up because I don't want to say the dreaded number)
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>>558879603
He got himself caught into the elo terrorism stream in the middle of his smug crusade against meta builds. That is to say the lesson here is to always bring good builds because you never know when you get double balancer teammates who don't even use weapon skills.
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>>558867205
>for my gf
Good one
>>558864629
What a great character this is
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Recently I've been replaying DS3 and holy shit if the online fucking sucks. Every couple PVP fights end up with the host instantly reviving after getting kill, and me and the other invaders exploding or something.
It truly gave me a new perspective on ER online. Specially when it comes to collecting shit for the covenantsfor that was the only reason i even bothered in DS3.
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>>558881950
Those ultra gamertacular streaks are 100x easier when your team does good damage and the players themselves have some thought put into their builds (sign of higher IQ / dedication to the game)
The game was dissected post match already so this is my last input on it
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>>558881950
There is no point, streaks mean nothing when you can just reset yourself to D1 at any time.
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>>558882235
Hes Hellkite Drake after a nervous breakdown
>>558882545
>bat is cute
No it’s disgusting
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>>558882319
Zullie was already proven to be a girl and proven to be not hellkite drake
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>>558882647
Why is it disgusting? I think it’s cute, but I cannot support a tranny.
>>558882771
Proof?
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>>558882875
Its just drawn in shitty westoid deviantart troon style and not glorious straight japanese anime style
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>>558882771
What does it mean to be "Hellkite Drake"?
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>>558882875
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/338664385/#338980249
>zullie is hellkite drake
https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls/comments/1pgjqoc/this_is_hellkite_d rake_finally_addressing_why_i/
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>>558881493
I wish that was true…
>>558879946
Got his ass
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>>558882235
Obviously a tranny. You can literally hear it in his voice.
>>558882545
It’s cute when you don’t have to see the weird throat surgery part.
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https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 Saar your jobbing is served
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>>558877945
Hot. Post more.
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>>558880391
There is a nonzero chance he completely forgot he has the password on
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they won
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I fucking love playing with chinamen!
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>>558884461
first, no one is more autistic about souls games than ME
second, all those female creators do the same basic shit over and over. most of the times simply parroting what other posters have already analyzed.
99% of the times women stay on superficial terms with fandoms and any interest in general.
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>>558885281
I like collecting it.
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>>558885578
RETVRN
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>>558877273
good points made here
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>>558885927
LMAO SORRY i like to light up a cig surely u guys acan take care of the footmen, also its not every run
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>>558886303
its just shiteazu clogging the queue on purpose because he got gapped by GAWD knights
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>>558885931
I don't really care, it still hurts
>>558886071
Kino
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>>558874483
>dsgtroon shit taste shining through again
typical
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>>558886184
Our only cope is the bloodmoon meme on Tuesday (extremely desperate cope) that will reveal more Duskbloods and it will release in March as rumored. Duskbloods has to release before Tarnished Edition.
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>>558883805
You seem… obsessed?
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>>558887352
Absolutely. I’m all in for making it a great experience. And if there’s anything specific you want me to adjust just let me know. We’ll keep it fun and easy going all the way. And any time you want to take my feedback and sprinkle something whimsical just let me know.
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>>558887729
The Regulars are a famous gay porn group whom terrjeeta used to enjoy masturbating to when xhe still had xher penis. They disbanded much like xher discord and xhe's been depressed about it ever since, thus xhe reminisces about them here by posting them every now and then.
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Seluvis is a goddamn puppet...a PUPPET!!!
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>Cheat my relics
>Don't have to waste hours on the relic gacha anymore and can just play a run in one sitting
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>>558880828
this happened to me too, I was swinging on clothes hangers until one snapped and I fell forehead first into a stone step on a staircase, and then I woke up being rolled into a hospital emergency room a second later
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True
>>558889460 (me)
Meant for >>558888969
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Why do Undertaker mains look like this? Is it because they love eating everything?
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>>558885475
If you actually knew some of these women you'd know how passionate they are. And it's just not about theories or lore either. Think about art and cosplay.
>>558887612
Miss chalice, msbee69, hanny of limveld, mslee, scadutree but the former 3 are only on twitter.
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>>558889595
yeah I mean I hear voices in my head and schizo out hellas and had a 4.0 GPA on my stem major and am unemployed with money like a retiree in my mid20s and I shitpost on 4chan all day instead of doing anything noble so you're right
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>>558847708
Weird dsgtroon dilation post
>>558852094
That’s just factual yeah
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>>558888537
I saw a chinese rev with the most mediocre beast claw build except for night invader on a deep relic.
You can run but you can't hide. God will cut you down and lay your iniquities bare
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>>558887996
Hilarious how these posts all belong to the same person. Actual neet loser who just shitposts day in day out.
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Found the incel chuds
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Trvth.
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>>558891107
equip the concealing veil nigga they found you
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>>558890213 (me)
I’m retarded and new to this website and a bit brown I meant to quote these posts here >>558888047 (me) >>558887795 (me) >>558886098 (me)
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>>558892056
He's a good man
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>>558889953
got its faggot ass and made it dilate profusely without a shadow of a doubt victory is yours and it is a crying loser continuing to try to save face
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Wrongs
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ok let me briefly indulge in schizo theorycraft for a second
-marika pulling runes from the dead body of a godskin noble (?)
-then she stands in a portal and pulls and shapes the strands in such a fashion they become the very runes that shaped the Elden Beast into the Elden ring as we know it
-there are explicit gestures and symbolic shapes, it is akin forging something, it requires a specific geometry
-not only that; the different shapes of Marika's and Radagon's rules also serve as a purpose, not only an image of the feminive (curved, organic) and masculine (geometric, artificial), but also giving shape and purpose to Marika's tree roots that will serve as a solid base for her Golden order and the Erdtree
Marika's ascent to godhood lies on sacrifice, genocide and deception
and what is Miquella trying to accomplish? everything that Marika did, and worse:
he literally stands on the shoulders of past mistakes, both figuratively and metaphorically, perverting and twisting his own kin's will; Marika tried to embrace her other self, Radagon, but Miquella abandoned every single piece of him, Trina included: he's devout of love, affection, any physical connection with this world is gone, only a husk of golden remaining
he's doomed to fail becuase he's growing a sapling, grafting onto an already dead plant, their roots will never find purchase, it will never grow old like the haligtree
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>>558893016
well, the way I see it there's no benefit at all from assuming falsehoods, were it really affected by these things being true or not, for me it ends up being an exercise in discerning how something stated could be possible in theory, I think a world of possibilities teaches you more of life than an approach of closed-off mistrust
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>>558892921
huh?
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>>558893886
Now you’re getting it. Ask this tard for advice next time >>558890213
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>>558892149
>thread shitter didn’t play the game
cinema
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>>558892941
miyazaki himself pretty much said all this more succinctly before the release of the dlc when he said we'd get an understanding of marika's own ascension to godhood in the miquella dlc, miquella is just the same story but reformatted to show a new angle on the same themes like a proper bookend
also I get you're trying to write with flourish but it is possible to graft some saplings onto a dead trunk and they can still feed off those decaying nutrients, it's a thing in the more tacky corners of the bonsai world
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>>558892795
(gg cat who turned off the computer and made me rewrite everything).
It's clearly not as good as RE2R, RE4R and imo RE8.
Instead of having a fully fledged survival horror like R2R, or action game like RE4R, we have both types of RE, but they are both half assed.
For Grace, the maps are too small, except the hospital of course. Her gameplay really only works in the hospital where there is enough enemy and key items to get that "survival" feeling. The hospital basement and lab are way too short and have barely any content.
For Leon, while the gameplay itself is the best it has ever been, the campaign is honestly super mid compared to RE8 and RE4R. Very few enemy types, clear lack of bosses, uninspired set pieces (no segment like the re4 cabin, or escape etc). The most dangerous (and endgam) enemy is the fucking licker. And it's the RE2R licker, the weakest one. That's the final threat like come on we are actually playing John Wick Leon give me something more dangerous than a licker.
I liked it, it's not bad at all. It's just meh. It has nothing special.
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This is the first time I have seen her kill herself. That was so gay.
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>>558895184
Yes, she's /erg/'s Goddess of Victory. You should feel blessed that she enjoys being around you so much and you should thank her like this.
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Do it
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YWNBAS
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>>558894964
I think RE4 was better but it’s way better than 2 and Village. The whole switching back and forth between Leon and Grace is something that should have been incorporated into 8 too between Chris and Ethan, but it was a massive risk to do so I understand why they didn’t do it, nailing that kind of balance is seriously impressive for any kind of game period and you can tell they were already wary here of biting off much than they could chew. I’m still playing through it admittedly so I can’t comment too much on enemy variety but everything in the beginning and middle has been extremely solid barring some annoying zombie placements that makes navigating around as Grace a pain. I can’t fault them for not trying to do too much since it’s clear they were worried about having another RE6 situation on their hands but apparently DLC is already on the way so we’ll see how much that changes things.
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Who’s the girl? She’s cute
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I'm really enjoying it so far. I'm gonna continue to play today (before it gets dark). No matter how often I play horror games, I never seem to get used to them. Grace's parts have made me scream so much that my voice hurts a little. The Leon parts resetting my mood makes it really fun and anxiety inducing when switching back to her. It's also such a beautiful game. I've been playing so much indieslop on the side that I forgot how pretty some games can be.
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Thank you for the cuddles anon! They will help keep me feeling safe. Omg yes Leon is insanely hot. Thank you women at Capcom for making him perfect. I also love that he's still a quippy fuckboy at 60.
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Just keep playing because he gets better later on and you get to hear more of his silky buttery smooth voice. I get kinda scared too but when you play as him if all fades away…
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>being scared by RE9
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>>558899173
gg goonveil is one of my favorites aswell such a pahwhefel weapon...
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ok ive used it ONCE like 2 months ago and i was like thats it??? but then i realized theres the vertical slash art that quite literally cuts fuckers in half i had no idea. i play m+kb so its a little annoying to do constantly but i was thoroughly impressed
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that's because they nerfed moonveil in NR along other busted weapons the beam does way less damage but it compensaes with balancers.
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He gets even better? I'm so excited. I'm gonna go play some more now. Leon save me!
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I came to the same conclusion about great hammers and also don't want to do double balancers. Because you get the one beast hammer and it's basically just Beast Claw. I'm playing Strength Rev to bonk not spam weapon arts which are just casting adjacent. I guess we could do something like Red Balancer with yellow Strength respec to meet in the middle?
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>>558901874
Stop calling it melee recluse. It's literally balancer slop. picrel, it's me and shifty fighting over starlight shards
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>>558902796
goon as in a soldier from the mob??? helloo?? it's not my fault your brain is in the gutter
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>>558894271
>but it is possible to graft some saplings onto a dead trunk and they can still feed off those decaying nutrients, it's a thing in the more tacky corners of the bonsai world
oh I did not knew that, that makes the whole thing even more interesting then,
so it is possible to actually create life , good actually plants that will bear fruit, but Miquella just chose not to
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official ranking of Demigod children based on their achievements and relevance
1.Rennala & Radagon's
the goats: strong, fierce warriors and magic users; beautiful red hair, admired by all
2. Marika & Godfrey's
cursedf Omen twins and a golden chad; could've been worse, the twins are actually based, Godwyn just dies
3. Marika & Radagon's
a rotting girlfailure and a manlet
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I feel like there should have been a separate system to relics. Either it be you allocate points and decide what char skills you want, or maybe completely separate equipment/slots that you can use to determine starting buffs (respecs, dormants, starting spells/skill,etc.). It would have slashed the garbage in the relic pool by a lot while giving people more freedom to build into whatever playstyle they want.
Though if anything I'd want Nightreign 2 to have more randomness in the actual runs and lean away from all these options that give players too much control and consistency to get what they want
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Yeah but what about for people with bad luck or not as many hours? And then there's also wanting to actually take advantage of some of these respecs and dormants and skills but you have to give up so many slots because of bad relic luck that it becomes not even worth it
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>>558908046
Then those people always have something to look forward to when rolling the gatcha. Realistically its not that tough to get a good relic setup if you are selling everything that doesnt fit the character you are spamming, it only becomes a problem when you keep everything for every character.
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Nightreign 2 farers should have more meta abilities. Like in isaac or whatever xyz character can reroll or has blue hearts or their health functions different or whatever. or balatro xyz deck starts with more money or money progression is different or you have -1 hands but +1 slots. We need isaac-tier wackiness that will make the game actively worse.
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>>558908541
>tendietroon coping xher's extraction slop game won't be DOA
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>>558908541
ohnonono look at this dude he still has hope in him
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>>558910340
and nothing,
it's always been interesting with enough reinterpretations to motivate me and go ahead and bonk more bosses, but not in a convoluted and distracting way with weird ass lore ass pulls so that it's disctracting from the gameplay
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>>558910287
every story is the same three stories; things are good and then get bad, things are bad and get good until suddenly they go horribly bad, or bad things are getting better until they almost go horribly bad and then miraculously they get better than ever imagined, so why even care about the story told at that point?
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I meant more in terms of characters and tropes but yes,
and also that's pretty much exactly my point: most souls game have different settings but similar vibes, so players can really just focus on gameplay
and that's something that should be a bad thing but for FROM is their design trademark
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>>558910680
none of those are the story in any of them though.
It's we killed god and then things were good for a little bit and then bad for untold eons. Rain is soaking through the tree you're hiding under. Will you find a new tree or embrace the rain?
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>>558911701
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>>558911916
Don't pin this on me. Duchess didn't know the strat, so coordination broke down.
>>558912049
Someone from this thread told me that the most likely to 3 bar should get the wending grace, because then they can pick up the 1 bar easier than the others trying to pick up the 3 bar. So I was just following /erg/'s advice. Next time, run farther. The point of running is to pull them out of the pack 1 by 1. But Duchess didn't run far enough. Also, in every other attempt, we all ran in a counter clockwise motion, but for some reason, wylder went in a clockwise motion. So we kind of got a little disconnected there at the beginning.
Also, during the worm stage, you guys run too far. It makes a kind of sense to split up, so we're not all caught in the same attack and team wipe. But you shouldn't be on the opposite side of the field. Because if you fall, it makes it super difficult to get to you without cutting through the middle and aggroing more balancers. I tried to stay between 45 and 90 degrees away from wylder. Distant but in sight. But Duchess was on the opposite side of the field for some reason.
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>>558910909
Even though the Manchus won and raped the Han
>>558912919
No it’s even more boring and heavily regulated than the one we have
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>>558911620
None of them look like this unfortunately
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>>558910287
Not really. Or I mean not in the sense you would expect.
>>558909604
What do you mean “even” Elden Ring? ER was several times bigger, more successful and popular than this game ever was. They’ve already hit the quota for this thing. There’s zero reason to expend anymore more time and effort on it.
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>>558912958
I didn't "choke", the concept of soloing ED Balancers is completely absurd. 4 birds were on me. Grab, dodge, grab, dodge, powered up ground slam, dodge, ground slam, dodge, powered up poke attack, hit. They just overwhelmed me by sheer overlapping attacks.
The fight should never get to a point where a wending grace is required. The fight got there, because coordination was bad. Shifty didn't run far enough during the bird phase, and then ran too far during worm phase. Devil Knight ran clockwise, during the bird phase. Not a big deal there, but it slowed us down that first phase. When me and Devil Knight pulled the birds out 1 on 1, we were handling things. He distracted the bird, I did my charge attack and we killed it quickly. Meanwhile shifty is in the middle of the level aggroing 3 birds at once. And then that creates an invisible tether, because neither I nor Devil Knight want to run too far away from Shifty.
Next time, RUN during bird phase. We should never have more than 2 birds on us at one time. And don't be a retard and run to the opposite side of the planet during worm phase. I'm sorry, but I'm not accepting blame for this after experiencing a near flawless ED bird fight just 2 yesterday.
If you think you can solo the birds, then go play solo.
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>Nightreign 2
I know this place sees a lot of wishful thinking on the regular but be serious please
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>blud is now blaming Israel
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>>558914370
One of them name dropped first. >>558912049
Do me the courtesy of remaining anonymous, and I'll return it.
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>>558913936
Bring balance to the pass, not leave it in darkness!
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>>558874565
Now this is a funny post LMAOOO
>>558915940
You and everyone else
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oh come on dude, we were handling them completely fine up until the end there
You dont need a rigid kite strat, besides if you keep killing the same ones they get an attack buff
>the concept of soloing ED Balancers is completely absurd
I have literally done this on one of trish's steams
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The only one I know, is Quelaag. Pic related shows her level of autism.
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>oh come on dude, we were handling them completely fine up until the end there
What happened at the end? You guys separated, and then somehow the both of you ended up dead near each other. You were so far from my position, that I couldn't see you over the crest of the hill. Even after I started running toward you, and dodging balancer attacks as I came, I never made out your forms. How the hell did the both of you end up so far?
>>558916993
If you can solo the game, then why even play with a team? Like great for zorfat. Congrats. He's a good player. Great even. But why play a team game when you can solo it all?
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I've been quitting out a lot lately. Randoms are so stupid it feels like a giant weight on my shoulders. I dropped sleep pots towards the end for the scholar because they were eating shit so much and after I finally got them back up and phase 3 starts, he throws one at the main body while they are reviving, then while I'm tanking the main body he goes and tosses two more. So dumb. Hopefully they lost and had a bad time.
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>>558887996
Kek. Very true.
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>>558913936
>Name-dropping
Alright, if you want to play like that.
>I didn't "choke", the concept of soloing ED Balancers is completely absurd
This is besides the point, but many others and I have done it. It actually makes the fight easier because, on paper, only 1 Balancer should be on you at once if you keep backing up after taking one down. But no, you didn't have to solo the fight, you had ONE job, and it was to at LEAST rez a 1 bar, that's all you had to do, but because you're an inept clown, you failed that twice like webm-related. I don't know why you are using raider either he's harder to use, and you aren't making it work at all.
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>>558917730
As long as you are alone you will never get more than 2 for normal, or 1 for ED, attacking you. Others might throw abilities at you, but they will back off when too many balancers are around.
Both balancer fights are personal responsibility fights, it is meant to be soloed and grouping up is the risky strat. The grouped-up strat of running away, baiting one out, blowing it up on the charge, and then doing it again, is 100% reliant on killing the one, if you dont have the damage to do that you are going to get inundated with extra balancers. If the team clearly doesnt have the damage, or the balls to man-up, on the charger, splitting up into 3 solos is optimal because it means one person going down doesn't fuck over everyone nearby.
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>>558918441
Creasy is the highest value block in the history of this general. Dude has been playing for months and still has learned nothing. Probably too busy looking at toktik videos of koreans jingling keys to ever actually absorb some knowledge.
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>>As long as you are alone you will never get more than 2 for normal, or 1 for ED, attacking you. Others might throw abilities at you, but they will back off when too many balancers are around.
First hand experience shows this statement is false. I had 2 balancers attacking me almost immediately, and as I moved to closer to my fallen team, two more balancers threw their attacks at me. It was all so hectic, that I didn't have an exact count of who was attacking when. But it wasn't like they all attacked me at once. It was just a quick sequence, and at some point, I saw two of them powering up at me, while more motion happened behind them. I presume the other two either coming for me, or maybe just doing their weird jerking motions. But regardless, the idea was that it was a nonstop barrage as I ran and dodged, ran and dodge. And when they powered up, I knew that attempting to run would get me killed, so I paused a moment to try and dodge their combos, but they got me.
As for the supposed idea that balancers split into clean 3 solos. That's also disproven by the previous fight. As me and wylder had 2 on us, and then I look over at Duchess, and she has at least 2, and a 3rd coming at her.
If the kiting strategy fails, then the worst that happens, is you managed to pull a number of balancers away from the pack. By running, you lower their aggro. And then you can fight 3v2 or 3v3. Or, god forbid, 3v4. But if you don't run, then a pack of them will simply catch up to you sooner, and you have to fight harder.
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>>Name-dropping
One of you name dropped first. >>558912049 If you claim that wasn't you, then Shifty name dropped. So blame them.
>This is besides the point
No, it's entirely the point. Your webm shows me dying to a single attack. But in the last game, I died to them performing overlapping attacks at the same time. In fact, since you seem to record everything: go back to the last fight, and find where I actually dodged that same slam attack successfully. That is, if you're able. Since you were so far away, you probably couldn't see it on your screen.
>you had ONE job, and it was to at LEAST rez a 1 bar
Again, you guys ran to the opposite side of the map, making it difficult to get to you without aggroing other balancers.
>you failed that twice like webm-related
I've won ED Balancers twice in between our last two games.
>I don't know why you are using raider either he's harder to use
Because I already beat Balancers multiple times with other characters, so I just want to mix things up to keep the game interesting.
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>samefag on cooldown
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>>558922890
I already blocked you, I'm not interested in carrying shitters that can't even do the bare minimum that radoms at D5 can do. And no, that was Shifty's post, not mine.
Also
>look guise I can be carried by other people on Red Balancers
Ok? Worthless point to make. You are the weakest link in every match, guaranteed.
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>>558923119
The red mark is the most incosistent bullshit mechanic in this game I swear, sometimes it doesn't even appear
>>558923161
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>>558922890
You are deadweight getting carried in every game you are in, your capacity to win against any given poss is meaningless as a measure of your own ability so long as there are two other /erg/ players in the lobby doing all of the mechanics and scraping you off the floor.
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I blame bad connection or a bug in their aggro system. It usually does not happen but when it happens, it sucks.
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>>558923430
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>>558923710
LMAO the lore...
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>>558923431
ok, block me if you feel that strongly about it. I don't want to play with anyone who doesn't want to play with me. But I was on a 12 game winning streak before playing with you. 6 of those games were with randoms.
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>Only /erg/ is good enough to carry you
>E-Except when we lose, it wasn't because we weren't good enough or anything.
This is a bad way to handle a loss. I mean really. You're ass blasted because I didn't... pass you a wending grace. Bruh, don't fall, and then we won't need the wending grace.
>Balancers should solo if you defeat one and run away.
Then how did *you* fall in the first place? Just defeat one, and run away, and then you can solo the remainder. What went wrong with you?
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>>558924885
Im not the anon you're sharing a melty with, but balancers don't follow their strict behavior patterns for a while after they down a player. You dying at all means there is likely 2-3 balancers near your allies and all of them will be fully aggressive instead of passive waiting for their balancer pals to make room. So yes, by dying at all while near your allies you are actively making the fight significantly harder and more RNG.
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>>558925465
Uh, ok. I guess that makes a kind of sense. But when you say "you", do you mean me? Or just the general "you"? Because in the end, I didn't fall near my allies. My exact recollection of what happened is a little spotty. But what I remember, is that Duchess was on the opposite side of the map. A couple of birds came at me, and I took one out. But when I looked, Wydler was gone. Somehow, they both died on the opposite side. So I had to make a run to them, but more balancers aggroed
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>Motherfucker hoarded a grafted greatsowrd for the entirety of day 2
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>almost identical to that webm.
Nope. In today's game, there was no situation like that. In fact, the record shows that I successfully pulled up Shifty near the beginning of the fight, after she died to the first worm phase.
Yes, I 3 barred. And if that was all Devil Knight was upset about, then I would just say sorry. But he wants to equate me dying to multiple aggro'd birds to dying to a single bird. He disregarding the context, and only focuses on the fact that I didn't pick him up. Suggesting that if he were in a similar situation, he wouldn't "choke" as he puts it. But then again, he already was in a similar situation. That's how he fell in the first place. So he's being a hypocrite.
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>>558929779
don’t bring up your brown dalit boyfriend unprompted
>>558929849
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>>558929534
If they added an arrange mode that switched item placements and certain bosses I would be stoked. But we are getting horse armor and what appears to be a npc from mirrah to capitalize on the recent internet trend of saying ds2 actually isn't a shit souls game
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Why Attackers Win
Logic/Proof: They back claims with specifics (webms/GIFs of fails, known solos by others like "Trish" or "Zorfat"), exposing Creasy's excuses as cope. His "team blame" ignores his repeated deaths and no-rez.
Insults/Humor: Peak 4chan— "fart huffing essays," "certified F-tier thread shitter," "yellowfever shit." Viral lols and "kek" replies; Creasy's walls-of-text look desperately melty.
Community Support: Multiple agrees to block Creasy (#558918691: "stay based devil," #558919541: "tempted to pull the trigger"). No real backup for him; chain ends (~#558930376) with his weak rebuttals ignored as topic shifts.
Last Word/Momentum: Attackers dominate replies; Creasy's final "hypocrite" call flops without traction.
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>>558930784
Nobody actually enjoys the PvP
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GG randos, we had an ironeye and he got mad because he died when we didn't follow him and quit out LMAO, kino
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>>558930484
>still no raging wolf starting class
Damn nigga I LOVE playing through half of the game for set that only drops after a series of missable sidequests
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>>558931960
I meant that PvPiss character but yes. Recluse being a sexy dark witch is literally the best artistic decision Fromsoft has ever taken. It could've looked like an average john dark souls but they made her hawt as fuck
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>>558930305
>No situation like that
Oh, right yeah, you didn't even manage to get over to us because you died even faster! The point is, you were 3bar'd and wasted a Wendy again... I'd genuinely kms if that happened to me twice like that, peak clownshow stuff.
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>>558931960
Shitcluse is not even the hottest in her game, just dark boobs and mid everything else. Get mogged btw
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>>558932357
Sorry I can't hear you over her massive chocolate juggs
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>>558931619
they’re south Asian so yes…
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just as bad
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>mediocre ass
but ENOUGH about shitcluse's ethiopian legs and negative ass.
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>ou didn't even manage to get over to us because you died even faster!
Not true. You seem to record your games, so please post the video. Start the video from where my wending grace goes off, to when I died.
Also post how you fell. I want to know how you fell. If you're such a bad ass who would have saved the team with a wending grace, then show me how you managed to fall in the first place. I can guess how it happened: You had too many birds on you at once, got overwhelmed, and failed to dodge. Is that right?
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These things wouldn't happen if we had post expeditions sex
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>>558933742
that's what erg sluts are for
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>>558934529
Your right I did. I miss them!
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This is like that one shitposter's wet dream, was this actually one of you guys
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Me and who
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>>558936270
>didn't read the argument or play the game award
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>>558936270
No shitcy as in creasy
>>558936339
I think he's kinda right, if you want to lecture people you shouldn't ever die
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So funny plucking the horse out of the air. I also couldn’t find where my bird went. Took me too long to kill the chief
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>>558936563
The qrd is creasyjeet is a 3bar shitter and can't rez a single bar with a wending grace, and instead of owning up to that decided he was the MVP and did nothing wrong.
>>558936423
>just play flawlessly and carried shitters 24/7
Usually I can but that fight and some people are uncarryable.
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new thread???
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>>558938860
I look like this but white
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>>558937021
see >>558937838
You lost the narrative before it even started. Turns out no one likes creasyjeet.
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>>558939721
I love that outfit it is perfection.
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>>558939801
Even though mush is very sweet. He tells me I’m beautiful when I’m feeling bad about myself.
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>>558939490
Yeahhh fuck the World hunters are so hot
i had the most degenerate modded character
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>>558937838
What a dumb question. I already verified the fact that I 3 barred. There's no reason to get shifty involved. But that's not the whole story.
>>558936939
>and instead of owning up to that
In the past, I've copped to choking. See here: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558069187/#q558181262
>Damn, these are kind of true. I do choke when I'm alone to res people.
But today, it wasn't a choke. It was many balancers aggroing at the same time. Making a situation that better players would find difficult to escape from.
Plus, bad strategy. Look, here is Devil Knight(presumably) instructing me during our previous loss on the 23rd: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558357621/#q558371905
And here's my response: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558357621/#558372690
Admitting that I'm kind of ass at the balancers.
Then this is the instruction I get: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558357621/#558400898
>The best runs I've had are where you just sprint away from them as far as you can, double back and kill one, then sprint away again (rinse/repeat). Then you run away from the worm.
I followed that strat, and it won me two ED Balancer games. And then today we failed to implement that strat, and the fight fell apart.
So you're trying to push the blame on me, when I was trying to follow a proven strat that /erg/ laid out for me. But my partners weren't on the same page, so the strat fell apart.
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>>558939993
guh
>>558940168
but that's not rice
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>>558940380
I look like this IRL just based it off myself
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>>558940114
I have been. I just did that 10 star rompomomom or whatever it is. I also got my gog set and my gravios and zoshia bonuses so I can get hit all the time and not take damage. I’m so awful at these games I need all the help I can get. Heavy bowgun so I can hold block and hope I don’t die because I have no idea what the monster is doing.
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>>558940329
I'm not salty. I'm just not going to take undeserved shit.
But I'm probably going to ignore further posts about this topic, unless Devil Knight verifies that it's him speaking. Because it's too easy for trolls to pretend to be him in order to get me to post more.
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>>558940464
But I like the Rise DLC, base game is like, okay kill these 8 similar raptors but with different colors, the dlc monsters went hard
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>>558940680
too big, get some taste
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>>558940154
Things fell apart because you are fundamentally dogshit at that fight and the game in general. I was put in a situation where I was not allowed to make a single mistake because you can't be relied upon. It was essentially a duo run with Duchess and me, and you were just deadweight.
>undeserved shit
mega jobbing at this point in D5 and wasting a grace TWICE? You deserve to be shit on, to be honest. It's not even that, though it's your obnoxious attitude with zero self-awareness after the fact, and it's no wonder you get meme'd on in the thread.
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>>558941090
You bodied that freak well done.
>>558940587
Said no one who isn't a brown threadshitter.
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>>558939721
Coom means nothing if the game is shit
>>558941056
This, I’m convinced hyper fags are genuinely brain busted
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>>558941439
exposed his faggot ass it’s just terrjeet stirring up trouble and thread shitting again just ignore it
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>base elden ring is boring as shiiiit, you just horsing around 20 hours in a row
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Can't decide on an outfit. Set up is:
>Dryleaf Arts (rot kick)
>Blood Dryleaf Arts (whirlwind)
>Frost smithscript daggers
>Deadly Poison Perfume
>Madness spells
>Sleep pots
>Consumables generally
I can't decide on a vibe.
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https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421
the jobbing never ends
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He didn't even take me that long to beat but I think Midra might be the first time I agree with the usal blanket criticisms about Elden Ring
>combos way too often, hard to find a point to reliably heal without getting slapped
>attacks way too fast
>has attacks from all ranges
>moves way too fast
>big attack that appears unavoidable (even if it isn't quite)
>actual deadly status buildup on all his attacks (unlike Memelet Rot)
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>>558944765
Radahn is vastly worse, probably the worst boss they have ever shit out
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