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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>News
• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461 /~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Chill Season is on until 2/28
>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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drunk woomies or tipsy veemos
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I've been doing some funky internet experiment lately on this game. I turned on and opened ports in my router's settings for my Switch, and that seems to earn up basis consistence A for NAT. I went to fish and I'm getting more often instant egg collecting and Goldie's appropriate sfx on dropping them.
So I'm thinking doing some 1 or 2king fishings with you buds for my curious ass, see if I will get delay-free eggs catching too, but I will do that after today's PB.
But yeah, you cephs can give that a try too. Go to your router's settings, pray you're not cursed with CGNAT and set UDP ports to 49152-65535. It's no good but alas an obligation to make the port range THIS wide, but you can turn on DMZ as resolve, for hardening security.
https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/Splatoon_3/comments/xnyyy3/splatoon_3_se ems_to_mostly_use_udp_ports_in_the/
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>>558894285
I see grown men waste hours on uninspired gun and ball slop of the week games.
Until that stops, I won’t give a flying fuck what people think about me playing this game
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>>558898848
>unfortunately
No one is forcing you to play the whole time. Or are you staying just cause you want to be in the teehee compilation?
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>>558898386
just because they're both fish doesn't make Hagglefish a replacement for Starfish
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they should have just revamped Musselforge instead of making ROM-en
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You do realize you could've asked for pics at the hour, right
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ggs pebe
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GGs foxes
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ggs pb!
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GGs! Thanks for hosting.
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ggs pb
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No one cared who I was until I put on the mask...
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fsh?
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I'm tired, boss
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>>558905979
Sometimes that's just the way it wooms
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ggs fish sorry I'm fucking retarded
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GGs
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stay fresh...
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post your parukos
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>>558891501
Thank you <3
Many weird things about this rotation:
>first HLM at 875 - I guess it's mostly people like me grinding 999 for the first time
>about 15% of shifts had DCs for no apparent reason (no lag etc.), including one comm error for me right at the end of perfectly good W3; normally in SR I see maybe 1 DC per 100 shifts
>higher than usual aversion of people for shooting down Drizzler balloons and killing Fishsticks
>ABYSMAL King kill ratio - final score 3 out of 33 (11 Triumvirates), it boggles the mind; you'd think the map layout would be good for following Boris, but it seems like it was opposite - even normal tide felt like HT since you don't get a shot at him from outside the perimeter, and it gets overcrowded and snowballs very quick
>but despite all that, surprisingly smooth sailing even when freelancing
Two 999s down, five more to go.
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>>558911468
>select the shape that is not like the others
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>slept thru fsh
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Remember, communication is important!
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So the season's over. Did you hit your goals this time?
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Was gonna ask if anyone here wanna fish some with me, but;
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Hi, may I play some with you, please? Regards, GT.
>>558892381
Nope, alas none of that (STUN isn't needed for me since I'm not behind CGNAT thankfully). Nintendo hasn't ever implemented UPNP on their consoles for roughly 20 years. You know what else lasted this long? Them asking to open nearly ALL the ports we got ourselves (1024-65535). I kid you not, it's really amidst their official support pages.
They REALLY couldn't bother themselves on bare minimum to supply us just what which port number to open lol.
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>>558925250
My goal was to have fun playing the game and I think I did it sometimes.
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1 king at the hour, maybe?
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>>558927497
Yeah... go without me anyway, I will play another time. GGs, thanks anyway Gr and moonrunes and Lou!
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Sure, at the hour I can do that.
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GG's Slamonators!
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GGs
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>>558929146
Veemo is just going to have one more bowl before the ticket expires...
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Pardon the tardiness, opening now.
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GGs
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GGSR! Thanks for putting up with me.
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ggs fsh
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Not very long ago I was saying the same about getting even bronze badges for all maps, so yay, progress. I'll uh, keep on trucking?
Stretch goal is getting good enough to reach 999 during regular rotation, but it might be a hot while before I get there.
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I only got one bluefin.
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/ink/ this you?
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GGs again.
https://files.catbox.moe/ro2hlk.png
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Anyone wants to chase a few more Triumvirates on the hour? I might go for the whole rotation to grind more scales.
I bring full meterand my fresh 9s.
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ggs 2kings
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GGs fishers, very smooth shifts to kick off new season.
I'd really like an explanation from someone smarter in fish than me why is Triumvirate such a pita on this map though.
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Huh another Big Run already? Feels like we just had one
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That’s nice
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Yeah.Now Glamorz I guess (I really don't like burst bombs and kraken tho)
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What they should do is go back to blue and orange to signify the game is a sort of a soft reboot
NSS saga has concluded, we're very likely gonna be moving into new story territory next game with Raiders onwards.
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A new season is upon us.
Back into the cardboard box the smug woomer goes.
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Rainmaker in soloQ is torture
IF we have a big lead, do NOT push with the rain PLZZZZZZZZZ
It happened in more than 3 games in the past hour already imma gonna crash out and throw the game the next time it happens AHHHHH (no I won’t but I do need a break from this bs)
STOP going to the right check on Makomart unless we got a wipe …
Even then it’s not the best rot cause they literally respawn above the check OMFG
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQbmF0dwW4
a classic
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There are no words in any sentient language to describe how much I fucking despise grinding back to S+ every season...
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>not just doing your X placements to secure S+ every season
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>the letter is almost decoration anyway
then why does the letter deteriorate and force more grind when it can just stay where it is and make matchmaking's job easier? one has to either be terminally retarded or fucking despise his players to implement the system this way. both cases, whoever's idea this was, they should be outed and discharged with shame, to ensure they never pollute another game with this idiocy.
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>>559011362
youre not mormon tho
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Phat is cope for obese morons
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Fatfag
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because it's easy player satisfaction when the letter goes up
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I wish to join
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shh... veemo is eating
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letter goes down gives much bigger player dissatisfaction than letter goes down
even when it's justified, that's why it's no longer possible to derank from being shit
but you can derank from not playing the game 24/7 because, again, the only thing ngmi loves more than grind is undoing grind
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I don't think end-of-season deranking gives much dissatisfaction because everyone understands it's nothing to do with their skill, just how the system works. The struggle back up, maybe a different matter.
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I love Splatoon 3 and no other game does it the same, but all my friends stopped playing. I don't know how to enjoy my favorite franchise outside of jerking off to inkers for the past 4 years.
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this is some alien fucking logic
if it's your fault, it's not satisfying, but you know you can influence it by gitting gud so it is okay, you just ganbare and try to do better next time
if it's system's fault, you are supposed to be fucking FURIOUS at the system and idiots who implemented it because the system is intentionally shit and you have no control over it other than buying a ticket to japan and personally slapping ngmi on his face
or are normalfags really this cucked?
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please understand FLAR!
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>get invite for PB
>told to stop
>nah bro i'mma do my own thing
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why is everyone so antisocial here nobody wants to be friends
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Splatoon 4 will come out in 2126
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it's a matter of principle
if a game forces me to do more of something i do not enjoy, grind, over something i enjoy, challenge, then it is not worth it
grind has never added anything good to any game
if the game does not respect its player, it is only natural that players will start to disrespect the game, and more players should start doing that if they want change
and you should always want change, because nothing can stay stagnant, if it doesn't get better it is guranteed to get worse
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Quick open?
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>>558970248
>then don't
>why put the png above your enjoyment?
Do you mean PNG as in the badge image? IDGI otherwise.
Anyway since I already 5-starred VShot three times, someone said that I could get a badge for each kit instead once the Splatlands Collection came out. Sounded like a silly enough idea to do it.
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Sushi and Aero are nothing alike tho, and I have Jr when I want a lightweight ink spamming device.
I didn't like Triple Inkstrike either when I started using TShot, but I got used to it. But at least it's also a projectile throw and forget kind, unlike the "melee" Kraken that you need to set up more carefully and also plan an exit.
I know what to expect and what to do with Splattershot main weapon, so maybe I'll just make some meme build for it and pretend I don't have a special lol
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April 2024 had so many Kaori and John cosplayers.
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two of them
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Dinner's ready!
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general aero and burst bomb aero are nothing alike either, latter is more like decarb than anything. get in, turmoil, get out.
>pretend I don't have a special lol
make a respawn punisher shirt with a main of qr, it'll be net zero time loss when you don't get splats
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>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC05GmFj6cGE9mJoTl0dMdBg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhu2UuDcP5U
Alice's Birthday live stream in 6 hours from now
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yup
gaming and snacking time
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Quick midnight king on rotation?
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>bricking your save for 3 months by picking ttek
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Indie World Direct tomorrow...Raiders news finally
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i've been spoiled by takoroka being active 24/7
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'member these?
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i'm gonna deep cut myself because this game SUCKS
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Veemo is hungry again... running out of food tickets...
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I have a very tangential question but I'm not sure where else to ask this:
Does anybody know how bad the audio latency is if you plug headphones/earplubs into the Switch 2 pro controller (like, an exact ms number), or if the latency goes away if the controller is physically plugged into the dock?
There's a system setting on the console to get a lower latency connection when your pro controller is plugged in via cable, but I don't know if that applies to the audio output from the controller too.
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the fuck is this
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That appears to be a splatoon 3 curling bomb cleaner, scheduled to be released sequentially from march the 27th of the current year. It seems as though it's a curling bomb that moves freely and wipes away debris
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>question
>I'm not sure where else to ask this
>I'm not sure
>where else to ask this
>where to ask this
>ask this
>ask
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>internet
>series of tubes
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But if I took those exact numbers and replied "it's XX ms wireless and YY ms wired, source trust me bro" then you'd accept it as a fact.
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Do you really think >>559132694 came here expecting anyone would know the answer from first hand, documented and reproducible research?
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You dodged the question. With a question so specific, and the answer requiring fairly sophisticated measuring equipment and setup, and a good deal of technical knowledge, you have three choices:
>decide to take the AI summary answer at the face value
>follow the source links the AI has provided, read/watch them yourself, and decide whether to take them at the face value; if those sources provided their own sources, decide whether you want to follow them too; repeat ad infinitum
>decide you don't trust the sources, do your own research, buy the testing equipment and set up your own testing rig, find your own answer
>BONUS: decide if you believe you did the research and testing any better than sources in second point, and if you think you answer is more reliable than theirs
It's the story as old as written word, replace AI with Wikipedia, replace Wikipedia with actual encyclopaedia on your parents shelf, replace encyclopaedia with scripture of whichever denomination.
tl;dr if you can't hear the difference then it doesn't matter, and if you need to ask then you're not good enough at the game for it to make a difference anyway.
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ggs woom fishing
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GG's Salmonators!
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>>559140187
>anon could happen to know a source
You mean his uncle who works in Hardware Engineering at Nintendo, who would totally break the NDA and risk his job to prove something on anonymous splatlandian ink painting forum?
You're mindbroken if you think I'm an AIfag in the first place, it's literally a summary of the search results from different sources. Once again, it's your decision if you take this summary as-is, or go and read the sources yourself, as you should, to confirm if the summary was accurate and the sources reliable.
Asking the kind of question that >>559132694 did on 4chan is no different than accepting the AI summary, or taking a Wikipedia article as infallible truth. It's even worse, because both AI and Wikipedia have at least some control mechanisms behind them, but here anyone can say anything.
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Oddly similar to this. Now I want to see an entire Kitano painting but remade with woomy.
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You want to see woomies dying?
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I want to see MY woomy survive.
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>eeltail
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it's deep cut day in japan
i will post deep cuts all day tomorrow
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It's like these retards never touched Rainmaker, before.
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>>558886858
Off topic but what happened the animal crossing general? Since this is the only nintendo game general left I figure I would ask here.
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why couldn't you just stay fresh...
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>>559169617
I was going to say that AC:NL it also had it's 3.0 update recently and make the point that it didn't bring people back. But I think that it's less that it "didn't bring people back" but more that the people that are still playing this long on their own were still doing just that, so of course I wouldn't see that.