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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Chill Season is on until 2/28

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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Woomy.
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wat za puck
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drunk woomies or tipsy veemos
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VP 700 is easy
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>>558887484
alcoholic yebby who shouts racial slurs at his veemo gf
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>>558887920
>yebby
>gf
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>>558890212
It looks good. Is there a demo yet?
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I've been doing some funky internet experiment lately on this game. I turned on and opened ports in my router's settings for my Switch, and that seems to earn up basis consistence A for NAT. I went to fish and I'm getting more often instant egg collecting and Goldie's appropriate sfx on dropping them.

So I'm thinking doing some 1 or 2king fishings with you buds for my curious ass, see if I will get delay-free eggs catching too, but I will do that after today's PB.

But yeah, you cephs can give that a try too. Go to your router's settings, pray you're not cursed with CGNAT and set UDP ports to 49152-65535. It's no good but alas an obligation to make the port range THIS wide, but you can turn on DMZ as resolve, for hardening security.
https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/Splatoon_3/comments/xnyyy3/splatoon_3_seems_to_mostly_use_udp_ports_in_the/
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>>558878232
Nice work
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>>558891126
does it really not try to upnp? or any kinda STUN?
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You’re not ashamed of playing this game are you?
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>>558890212
>those bright scarlet fingers
Please tell me this game will have foot massage scenes, damn
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>>558894285
Caring about what other people think is for teens.
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PB 0/10
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>>558894456
Are we gonna get a victory picture of 4 of us wearing Fox Funface, or will we all Dawn the mask for a end photo?
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>>558894285
Don't care about others' opinions, every other general will say any other game but their own is for fags, trannies or pedos.
>b-but irl
I don't talk about videogames outside of 4chan.
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Kill all Octolings
Drop a squidbomb on the suction head bastards
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>>558894536
Fate will decide.
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>>558894285
I see grown men waste hours on uninspired gun and ball slop of the week games.
Until that stops, I won’t give a flying fuck what people think about me playing this game
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>>558895226
>forced meme
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>>558894285
no
one day I will get one of those flopper beanies and the tri-squid tee irl
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>>558894285
no
splatoon is the most important shooter since quake
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>>558894285
Yes
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how
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Maybe some webm’s would help decipher this.
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>>558897275
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>>558897914
Sex.
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I give up on the fox mask win.
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i miss starfish mainstage and musselforge fitness
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>>558898194
Don't you mean Hagglefish and Romen?
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I thought about joining but the PB is almost over right?
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>>558898786
unfortunately there's still an hour to go
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>>558898786
There's an hour left.
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>>558898848
are you having a fun time yet?
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>>558898848
>unfortunately
No one is forcing you to play the whole time. Or are you staying just cause you want to be in the teehee compilation?
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>>558898194
I miss Starfish MainStage and so relieved musselforge fitness never came back
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>>558898173
aw
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>>558887042
I think splatoon is the only game with a girl that looks like this
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>>558898386
just because they're both fish doesn't make Hagglefish a replacement for Starfish

>>558899057
they should have just revamped Musselforge instead of making ROM-en
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rom-en is literally just a better musselforge
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>>558898974
I want to be in the teehee compilation
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>>558898974
>>558899594
You do realize you could've asked for pics at the hour, right
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>>558898974
i have less fun when i'm losing more than i'm winning
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>>558900116
Yeah, but I still like Knockout matches where I win.
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>810 EVP
I'm not gonna make it....
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>>558901130
Hi faggot
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>>558901130
Want some help?
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>>558901615
Leave her alone
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>>558901698
She's only woomy.
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is anyone hosting slam?
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>still no maid outfit
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>>558901958
I could
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>still using me to balance
bruh
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ggs pebe
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GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://d.uguu.se/hNwZdvcs.flac
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GGs foxes
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GGs pbers
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ggs pb!
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>>558904480
GGs! Thanks for hosting.
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ggs pb
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I just got a pop up ad about Splatoon 1.
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No one cared who I was until I put on the mask...
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>>558891126
you were fine on spectate. normal speed-of-light delay, rather than teleporting or 2-second delay.
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>>558904941
Do the Mario!
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fsh?
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>>558905286
I can fish.
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>>558905286
I could fsh
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I'm tired, boss
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>triumvitae on high tide
>with randos
why do i veemo
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>>558905286
Its full
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>>558905893
>>558905481
4/4.
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>>558905979
Sometimes that's just the way it wooms
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I can't do it. I can't make it to 999...
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>>558907843
But what if we can?
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ggs fish sorry I'm fucking retarded
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>>558908831
eGGs
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GGs
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i can't believe they bombed and killed octavio
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>le unrelated news but i'll post it with splatoon instead XD
you have your own boards for this
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stay fresh...
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>>558907843
11 hours is plenty of time
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post your parukos
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>>558908946
Where's my bear tooth holding a salmon tooth shirt
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>>558911468
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ew
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>>558911468
Sorry I only have Harmonies
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>>558911468
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>>558891501
Thank you <3
Many weird things about this rotation:
>first HLM at 875 - I guess it's mostly people like me grinding 999 for the first time
>about 15% of shifts had DCs for no apparent reason (no lag etc.), including one comm error for me right at the end of perfectly good W3; normally in SR I see maybe 1 DC per 100 shifts
>higher than usual aversion of people for shooting down Drizzler balloons and killing Fishsticks
>ABYSMAL King kill ratio - final score 3 out of 33 (11 Triumvirates), it boggles the mind; you'd think the map layout would be good for following Boris, but it seems like it was opposite - even normal tide felt like HT since you don't get a shot at him from outside the perimeter, and it gets overcrowded and snowballs very quick
>but despite all that, surprisingly smooth sailing even when freelancing
Two 999s down, five more to go.
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>>558911468
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>>558913848
Keep it up
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>>558911468
>select the shape that is not like the others
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>EVP 900
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak...
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>>558915846
You need better flesh
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>>558911468
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>>558916309
no, game needs less grind
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>>558917123
Getting 999 is entirely optional.
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>>558917201
not if you want to have maxed out reset point and not be stuck in baby difficulty ranges just because the only thing niggamie loves more than grind is undoing grind to make you grind more
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I've never hit EVP 999.
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>>558918496
Neither will I at this rate. I don't know how I'm going to get from 940 to 999
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>slept thru fsh
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*doubles your woomy's silly*
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>tfw EVP 980
I can't be bothered to. I'll never beat a triumvirate at HLM
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It's like that because you had spent your time crying itt than becoming good in sr
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slamon at rotation anyone?
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Remember, communication is important!
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>>558923040
I could be an anyone.
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>>558923026
Self improvement doesn't exist.
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>>558923040
SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
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>>558924821
Based defeatist loser.
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So the season's over. Did you hit your goals this time?
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Was gonna ask if anyone here wanna fish some with me, but;
>>558924932
Hi, may I play some with you, please? Regards, GT.

>>558892381
Nope, alas none of that (STUN isn't needed for me since I'm not behind CGNAT thankfully). Nintendo hasn't ever implemented UPNP on their consoles for roughly 20 years. You know what else lasted this long? Them asking to open nearly ALL the ports we got ourselves (1024-65535). I kid you not, it's really amidst their official support pages.

They REALLY couldn't bother themselves on bare minimum to supply us just what which port number to open lol.
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>>558925250
My goal was to have fun playing the game and I think I did it sometimes.
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>>558925402
Opening
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>>558925250
i didnt get s+ but i also kinda stopped caring when i got three bad matchups in a row. this season i'll
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need
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>>558925472
Sorry for taking so long, couldn't skip news segment. Did you open? If so, send an invite.
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A veemo's crotch is approaching you in a V shape! Even if it breaks your neck, accept it with all your might!
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>>558925775
Opening
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>>558925775
Opening
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>>558925883
She knows king-fu!
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>>558925883
ew
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>>558923026
What's the point of a 999 with grizzco weapons carrying you?
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1 king at the hour, maybe?
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>>558925775
Banned?
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>>558927497
Yeah... go without me anyway, I will play another time. GGs, thanks anyway Gr and moonrunes and Lou!

>>558927293
Sure, at the hour I can do that.
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GG's Slamonators!
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GGs
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>>558927293
Yes
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No fatties allowed beyond this point
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>>558929146
Veemo is just going to have one more bowl before the ticket expires...
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>>558929146
What about phatties?
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there should be a grizzco shift every two weeks
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>>558928559
>>558927901
Pardon the tardiness, opening now.
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3/4, (You) if you want in.
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Grizz dualies make me retarded.
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>>558930050
Full?
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>>558931761
One more, W1
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4/4
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who else reached EVP400 while listening to kpop?
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GGs
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GGSR! Thanks for putting up with me.
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ggs fsh
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Ah Booyah! I got Gold Drizzled badge!
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>558934367
nevermind, bluefin clams
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splatoon 4 should go back to pink and green
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>>558935402
>splatoon 4 should be lazy and reuse color schemes
what a retarded post
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>>558915565
Not very long ago I was saying the same about getting even bronze badges for all maps, so yay, progress. I'll uh, keep on trucking?
Stretch goal is getting good enough to reach 999 during regular rotation, but it might be a hot while before I get there.
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>>558935294
>bluefin clams
:)
>undertow clams
:(
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>>558939789
i've timed out on bluefin clams multiple times
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>enemy scores
>teammate says this way at their basket
>enemy keeps scoring
>teammate keeps spamming this way
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I only got one bluefin.
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/ink/ this you?
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GGs again.
https://files.catbox.moe/ro2hlk.png
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>she isn't s+ immediately in the new season
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Anyone wants to chase a few more Triumvirates on the hour? I might go for the whole rotation to grind more scales.
I bring full meter and my fresh 9s.
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>>558950087
I could do at least 1king.
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>>558935946
name one good colour scheme they haven't used yet
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>>558950294
Opening sorry had to watch the news, I thought season was ending tomorrow lol
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SR 2/4
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>>558950630
open
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>>558950660
W2
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>>558950660
KAMON
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SR 4/4
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What just happened
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>controller out of battery
Thought I did DC'd for a second
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ggs 2kings
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>>558954214
>>558950660
>>558950294
GGs fishers, very smooth shifts to kick off new season.
I'd really like an explanation from someone smarter in fish than me why is Triumvirate such a pita on this map though.
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Is it an all grizz weapon rot?
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everyone seems to be playing Pokemon firered instead
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>>558955312
dunno there might be a website, app or even the game itself that give you this information
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>>558955457
The game never says and I don't know of the sites you're talking about.
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>>558955554
anon you might be a little dumb I'm sorry
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Huh another Big Run already? Feels like we just had one
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>>558955673
It'd be easier to say you don't know.
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>62624p
salmon run is so fucking goated
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my samefag gaydar is tingling
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>>558955312
If the ? in the rotation is gold it's a grizz. Hence gold rotation
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>>558955350
That’s nice
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>>558950497
orange/purple
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Yeah. Now Glamorz I guess (I really don't like burst bombs and kraken tho)
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>>558968453
then don't
why put the png above your enjoyment?
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>>558968453
enjoy your less fun aero pg with none of the fun, mobility, damage combos, gambling or smug feeling of dunking on someone with an aerospray
do not forget to thank ngmi for ass kit design
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>>558935402
What they should do is go back to blue and orange to signify the game is a sort of a soft reboot
NSS saga has concluded, we're very likely gonna be moving into new story territory next game with Raiders onwards.
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A new season is upon us.
Back into the cardboard box the smug woomer goes.
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>>558977306
this woomy needs correction desperately
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We need deep sea exploration.
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>>558981220
Wow mr cameron, you post on /ink/? who would have guessed
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Rainmaker in soloQ is torture
IF we have a big lead, do NOT push with the rain PLZZZZZZZZZ
It happened in more than 3 games in the past hour already imma gonna crash out and throw the game the next time it happens AHHHHH (no I won’t but I do need a break from this bs)
STOP going to the right check on Makomart unless we got a wipe …
Even then it’s not the best rot cause they literally respawn above the check OMFG
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>>558987674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQbmF0dwW4
a classic
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is it just me or do people in the american server play like pussies
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>>558994647
>server
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>>558995067
yeah, for x matches
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>>558995196
oh in that case godspeed
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Would anyone like to octo eight step with me?
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>>558997379
Sure
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1 Woomy
2 Woomy
Red Woomy
Blue Woomy
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>play like dog shit
>rank 240 in rainmaker
tentatek is some shit
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>>559003152
hi izra
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There are no words in any sentient language to describe how much I fucking despise grinding back to S+ every season...
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>not just doing your X placements to secure S+ every season
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>>559006569
Aren’t you a GOAT in every Rank?
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>>559006569
why?
we know it's 80% glicko and that the letter is almost decoration anyway
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anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
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>>559007763
>the letter is almost decoration anyway
then why does the letter deteriorate and force more grind when it can just stay where it is and make matchmaking's job easier? one has to either be terminally retarded or fucking despise his players to implement the system this way. both cases, whoever's idea this was, they should be outed and discharged with shame, to ensure they never pollute another game with this idiocy.
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>>559003152
the season only just started.
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open 2/4
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I'm the worst /ink/er.
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>>558970738
STRONGmy
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>>559011362
wanna play some open?
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>everyone else drops from salmon run one by one
>i get hit with the 10 minute ban
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>>559011896
I've had enough loss for today.
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>>559011362
youre not mormon tho
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>>558929475
Phat is cope for obese morons
>>558929361
Fatfag
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>>559009269
yeah but you don't even get to see your rank until around xp 2000 in takoroka and it'll be around 80k
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>>559014916
Someone's got the ramadan hangries...
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>>559009102
because it's easy player satisfaction when the letter goes up
>>559011309
I wish to join
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>>559014916
shh... veemo is eating
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>>559016221
letter goes down gives much bigger player dissatisfaction than letter goes down
even when it's justified, that's why it's no longer possible to derank from being shit
but you can derank from not playing the game 24/7 because, again, the only thing ngmi loves more than grind is undoing grind
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>>559016221
i'll reopen in just a little, we only played like 3 games
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>>559016719
*letter goes down gives much bigger player dissatisfaction than letter goes up gives satisfaction
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Big Run is next week, right?
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>>559016879
week after next week
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>>559016945
Thanks
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>>559016719
I don't think end-of-season deranking gives much dissatisfaction because everyone understands it's nothing to do with their skill, just how the system works. The struggle back up, maybe a different matter.
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splat4 and raiders when
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>>559018269
Lol
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I love Splatoon 3 and no other game does it the same, but all my friends stopped playing. I don't know how to enjoy my favorite franchise outside of jerking off to inkers for the past 4 years.
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>>559017594
this is some alien fucking logic
if it's your fault, it's not satisfying, but you know you can influence it by gitting gud so it is okay, you just ganbare and try to do better next time
if it's system's fault, you are supposed to be fucking FURIOUS at the system and idiots who implemented it because the system is intentionally shit and you have no control over it other than buying a ticket to japan and personally slapping ngmi on his face
or are normalfags really this cucked?
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>>559019241
>if it's system's fault, you are supposed to be fucking FURIOUS at the system
just rank up again lmao it's not hard
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>>559019241
please understand FLAR!
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reminder that flar is shitter cope
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>>559019943
you are still yet to answer what is fwar
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tasting wooomy
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>>559018960
Artist?
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>>559019632
>just do something you don't like to get access to the thing you like, every 3 months :>
utterly moronic
this is a game, game is supposed to be enjoyable
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GGs S
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GGs g
and earlier k
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>>559023341
it's fun to break back into S+
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>>559025316
stomping shitters while babysitting more shitters is not fun, has never been and will never be
equal fights among equals, that's where the fun is
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you haven't touched the game in over a year, shut the fuck up
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>get invites for PB
>join
>host motions me to the door and closes the room
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>get invite for PB
>told to stop
>nah bro i'mma do my own thing
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why is everyone so antisocial here nobody wants to be friends
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>>559026154
take a wild guess as to why that is
the issue at hand is one of the major culprits
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>have to do S->S+ once every three months
>quit the game entirely
lmao
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Splatoon 4 will come out in 2126
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>>559020858
i drew that
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>>559028042
it's a matter of principle
if a game forces me to do more of something i do not enjoy, grind, over something i enjoy, challenge, then it is not worth it
grind has never added anything good to any game
if the game does not respect its player, it is only natural that players will start to disrespect the game, and more players should start doing that if they want change
and you should always want change, because nothing can stay stagnant, if it doesn't get better it is guranteed to get worse
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i should draw lewd takos
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>>559028827
You should draw my woomy with huge woobies
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>continues to post here multiple times a day for two years while not playing the game at all
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>>559029046
could be worse, I'm at 3.
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>>559028904
Looking forward to the art works
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Quick open?
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>>558970248
>then don't
>why put the png above your enjoyment?
Do you mean PNG as in the badge image? IDGI otherwise.
Anyway since I already 5-starred VShot three times, someone said that I could get a badge for each kit instead once the Splatlands Collection came out. Sounded like a silly enough idea to do it.
>>558970267
Sushi and Aero are nothing alike tho, and I have Jr when I want a lightweight ink spamming device.
I didn't like Triple Inkstrike either when I started using TShot, but I got used to it. But at least it's also a projectile throw and forget kind, unlike the "melee" Kraken that you need to set up more carefully and also plan an exit.
I know what to expect and what to do with Splattershot main weapon, so maybe I'll just make some meme build for it and pretend I don't have a special lol
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there should be one eggstra work and two all-grizzco salmon run shifts every month
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April 2024 had so many Kaori and John cosplayers.
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i reached s+25 last season so i didnt need to rank up again
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two of them
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mfs will complain about seasonal deranks and forced 50 in the same breath
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Dinner's ready!
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>>559035880
what
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i want to rest within a trap, dreaming fleeting dreams
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>>559035987
Christ, that's way overkill on the cheese. Funnily enough, I had pizza for dinner tonight, what a wild coincidence lol.
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>>559046916
>way overkill on the cheese
those are growing squids, they need all they can get
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is it just me, or do hammer users get twice as many kills with hammer than with their mains?
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>>559031576
general aero and burst bomb aero are nothing alike either, latter is more like decarb than anything. get in, turmoil, get out.
>pretend I don't have a special lol
make a respawn punisher shirt with a main of qr, it'll be net zero time loss when you don't get splats
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>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC05GmFj6cGE9mJoTl0dMdBg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhu2UuDcP5U
Alice's Birthday live stream in 6 hours from now
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>>559054137
who is that?
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>>559055017
Marina Splatoon
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>>559047857
But then they'll be constipated. You wouldn't constipate a woomy, would you?
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>>559055957
That's not a pile of molten fiber on the pizza though
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>>559055957
What if I would?
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tentatek fails to find matches so often and has so many disconnects, man
i just wanna play splatoon
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>>559035987
yup
gaming and snacking time
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>>559065924
Funny pic.
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Quick midnight king on rotation?
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>>559054137
i want to live in the fantasy that the spluniverse is real somewhere and not created by humans
if I do well in life I'll hear that heavenly melody as I pass on...
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I could really use a Splatoon dream.
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>not enough players
>not enough players
>not enough players
uhhhh tentakeks?
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>>559076936
>>559059149
>bricking your save for 3 months by picking ttek
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>>559079431
regrets
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>>559076936
Anon it's the very start of the season, people only start playing again until like 3 weeks in (outside of prime NA hours).
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>>559076936
it's six in the morning for most of burgerland
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Indie World Direct tomorrow...Raiders news finally
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>>559085739
splatoon is not a small indie game
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>>559085739
they'll announce something on Mar13 day.
screencap this.
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>>559089619
>localizationfag
marioGODS are the only ones with a day
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>>559090513
japs celebrate mar13 too thoughbeit
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>>558886858
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>>559090638
>a handful of westernized artists
>the same as an actual nintendo acknowledged day
lol
lmao
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>>559083094
>>559084037
i've been spoiled by takoroka being active 24/7
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>>559088868
nintendo is independent
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>>559091536
Well yeah, it's the only region with a sizeable population. The overseas playerbase isn't even half of Japan's.
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maybe i should takoroka despite being a e*ropoor...
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>>559095040
yes
everyone converged to takoroka
ngmi's experiment with voluntary separation did not work out
he should phase out tentatek league
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'member these?
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>>559100779
Literally me.
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>>559100779
>all of this just for one to overdose and the other just kills himself
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>>559104551
They got constantly reminded that work at Grizzco is not guranteed nor supposed to be fun, fair or frustration-free and couldn't take it
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Reminder that tomorrow (3/3) is Deep Cut day.
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Is this Splatoon month?
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>>559107889
It's wooman month.
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i'm gonna deep cut myself because this game SUCKS
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>missed out on a pretty good zones rotation in open
Oh well, not like there'd be anyone to play with anyway...
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>>559114421
blame niggami for scaring all the /ink/ers away
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>>559107045
sex with shiver day
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hovering around VP 400
i'm good now
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Firefly Squid
Umbrella Octopus
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Veemo is hungry again... running out of food tickets...
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veemo should eat me instead
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I have a very tangential question but I'm not sure where else to ask this:

Does anybody know how bad the audio latency is if you plug headphones/earplubs into the Switch 2 pro controller (like, an exact ms number), or if the latency goes away if the controller is physically plugged into the dock?

There's a system setting on the console to get a lower latency connection when your pro controller is plugged in via cable, but I don't know if that applies to the audio output from the controller too.
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>>559132694
Why did you post this in the Mario general too
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>>559132694
>There's a system setting on the console to get a lower latency connection when your pro controller is plugged in via cable
god i can't wait to get a switch 2
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>>559123760
sniffing wommy's feets
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>>559132372
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the fuck is this
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>>559134628
That appears to be a splatoon 3 curling bomb cleaner, scheduled to be released sequentially from march the 27th of the current year. It seems as though it's a curling bomb that moves freely and wipes away debris
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>>559132694
>question
>I'm not sure where else to ask this
>I'm not sure
>where else to ask this
>where to ask this
>ask this
>ask
>question
>internet
>series of tubes
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>>559136162
>ai
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>>559136162
>artificial idiot hallucinations
No thanks
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>>559136162
>google search
>series of hallucinations
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>>559136746
>>559136650
But if I took those exact numbers and replied "it's XX ms wireless and YY ms wired, source trust me bro" then you'd accept it as a fact.
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>>559136162
>making up numbers out of nowhere
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>>559137548
>humans trust humans over AI
>trust can be abused
incredible discovery
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/ink/ is really more mindbroken by AI than I thought
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>>559137692
Do you really think >>559132694 came here expecting anyone would know the answer from first hand, documented and reproducible research?
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ok grok generate me an image of his yeeby eating play-doh
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Slim for a slom, anyone?
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>>559137932
i don't know how to tell you we live in an age where random /ink/ anons might be a more reliable search than google because of how AI has degraded its accuracy
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>>559138348
Gibe me a few minutes and I can.
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>>559139387
Say when
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>>559138358
You dodged the question. With a question so specific, and the answer requiring fairly sophisticated measuring equipment and setup, and a good deal of technical knowledge, you have three choices:
>decide to take the AI summary answer at the face value
>follow the source links the AI has provided, read/watch them yourself, and decide whether to take them at the face value; if those sources provided their own sources, decide whether you want to follow them too; repeat ad infinitum
>decide you don't trust the sources, do your own research, buy the testing equipment and set up your own testing rig, find your own answer
>BONUS: decide if you believe you did the research and testing any better than sources in second point, and if you think you answer is more reliable than theirs
It's the story as old as written word, replace AI with Wikipedia, replace Wikipedia with actual encyclopaedia on your parents shelf, replace encyclopaedia with scripture of whichever denomination.
tl;dr if you can't hear the difference then it doesn't matter, and if you need to ask then you're not good enough at the game for it to make a difference anyway.
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>>559139696
Ready when woom are.
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>>559139852
The gates open
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>>559139839
anon could happen to know a source
i don't know how AIfags are so brainbroken by human crowdsourcing
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>>559139927
SR 3/4, (You) me if you want in.
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>>559140596
Opening
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>>559141292
Actually something came up, sorry.
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ggs woom fishing
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GG's Salmonators!
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>>559140187
>anon could happen to know a source
You mean his uncle who works in Hardware Engineering at Nintendo, who would totally break the NDA and risk his job to prove something on anonymous splatlandian ink painting forum?
You're mindbroken if you think I'm an AIfag in the first place, it's literally a summary of the search results from different sources. Once again, it's your decision if you take this summary as-is, or go and read the sources yourself, as you should, to confirm if the summary was accurate and the sources reliable.
Asking the kind of question that >>559132694 did on 4chan is no different than accepting the AI summary, or taking a Wikipedia article as infallible truth. It's even worse, because both AI and Wikipedia have at least some control mechanisms behind them, but here anyone can say anything.
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making a tie-dye shirt by asking different colored woomies to squirt ink on me
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>>559144094
not only is it not the same, asking here also doesn't progressively boil a fucking lake to get the answer
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>>559144003
Oddly similar to this. Now I want to see an entire Kitano painting but remade with woomy.
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anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
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>>559144821
You want to see woomies dying?
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>>559145214
I want to see MY woomy survive.
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>>559144920
>eeltail
hard pass
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Is it me or have I been getting FLers that are getting worse at cohock charge
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>>559149709
It's only the second rotation after golden, profreshionals are still getting filtered back to their ranks from EVP.
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>>559132372
Splat 4 should let us see Callie’s tiktok videos
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splat4 should have callie untie her massive chunky weighty ultremely heavy megafloppers
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splatoon 4 should have marie give me positive affirmations and call me a good boy
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what the fuck is an FLer
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splatoon 4 should have shiver sph
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>>559153379
Forced Loses Every Rotation
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splatoon 4 should feature (You)r ceph being dragged away by two horny takozonesu
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>>559153810
cohocks*
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it's deep cut day in japan
i will post deep cuts all day tomorrow
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>>559157598
KEK
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It's like these retards never touched Rainmaker, before.
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splat4 should have a splat2 style loss screen and theme song
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>>558886858
Off topic but what happened the animal crossing general? Since this is the only nintendo game general left I figure I would ask here.
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>>559164645
he's dead jim
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>>559164768
damn thanks, I was hoping to reconnect with some anons
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>>559164645
Tangy is the best.
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>>559164835
make the general yourself, it's the only way
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>>559164645
AC was always a game that seemed to promise infinite playtime but you start getting into a loop of the same shit after a few weeks. People just moved on I guess.
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>>559168876
kinda scary ain't it? for a game that supposedly sold 40+million.
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>>559169389
no. nintendo may be shit but you doomertards are way more annoying. its just a video game. you can get a good amount of hours on it before moving on. its not that crazy.
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why couldn't you just stay fresh...
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>>559172570
i dont like this.
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>>559172570
Weird post.
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Are weirdos still complaining about ice in this game?
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>>559169617
I was going to say that AC:NL it also had it's 3.0 update recently and make the point that it didn't bring people back. But I think that it's less that it "didn't bring people back" but more that the people that are still playing this long on their own were still doing just that, so of course I wouldn't see that.

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